/biz/ - Business & Finance

Bobos get ready, our time is almost here.

Crabs get ready, our time is still here.

Thoughts?

If digits, red opening tomorrow

I want to see some Mumu tears tomorrow

>>19193509
I am researching plans to defeat you tonight, faggot

>>19193505
>>19193509

>>19193488
FUCK JANNIES. Check em. FUCK BOBOS

How to last longer and stay harder bros?

>>19193544
Print more money.

you must defeat 3000 to pass to the next level

>Unemployment is at record highs
>Job openings are at record lows
>People are asking to be fired because benefits pay more
>Unemployment actually worse than thought
Priced in?

>>19193505
i don't care if it's mumu time or bobo time. I just want snibby to get the hell off the chart and let it move.

Why don't they just pump the S&P500 to 4000 in 3 minutes? Like why not?

Is this priced in?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8QMexz2wyM

>>19193529
>>19193569
>>19193558

*ahem*

Yes, hello, this is your pilot speaking.
We're currently coasting at an altitude of 2950, soon to descend to around 2800.
We may encounter some normal turbulence, at which point we'll waver between 2800 and 2960 for forever.
Keep your seatbelts fastened and enjoy your flight.

>>19193597
How would that boost employment, stimulate the economy, and ward off social unrest and disease outbreak?

>>19193607

>>19193617
What? Who said anything about the economy? This is the stock market.

>>19193597
Because large moves like that need to build up over time with new people coming in at each price level on any given stock under the index. If you pump the entire market hot like that you get the exact same result as a penny stock p&d, which is everybody yanks out profit and the thing falls straight back to where it started.

>>19193650
Or just do it in futures when nobody is watching.

I got fucked today, biz... and not in an equal way...

fuck bears and anime

>>19193727
A-are b-b-b-Bulls ok?

I have $1700. What should I buy at the opening bell?!

>>19193747
What, you don’t have premarket?

I’m STILL bullish on Regeneron and Eli Lilly.

>>19193602
at this point i want biden to win just to see what kind of crazy shit happens

>>19193747
SHRMF

>>19193488
4 more green days Bobo. You can check yourself into an asylum and end the pain of your insanity anytime you wish. All you have to do is cover (^:

>>19193762
/pol/'s rage would provide a near infinite source of energy
>>19193650
Better for the PnDs to be premarket instead :^)

I just made an eToro account after a month of considering getting into trading. What am I in for lads? I feel like I'm about to go down a rabbit hole

>>19193747
a rope

>>19193762
The fact that our expectations are high for a very entertaining election leads me to think that it’ll be quite tame, especially with All the social distancing.

>>19193607
2960 appears to be resistance, but I couldn’t tell support so I put it at 2800.

Anyone experience with it want to how to in to range trading? Any ways to use volume or something to better predict what happens next or if the trend is weakening?

>>19193566
States reopening and Covid cases going down, pretty much explains it, bear-cuck.

>>19193760
I have fidelity and I’m new to trading. I only know how to set up limit orders later

>>19193747
Fixed high leverage bear certificates on oil for a short play when it falls today

>>19193802
You should expect to lose money immediately and to feel like the market is a sentient being designed to rob you of the fruits of your labor.

Or you can just go long etfs and forget about it and enjoy sweet gains with little effort

Fellow Oilbros,

Are you ready for our moon mission?

>>19193832
Oh. Yeah those two aren’t trades for me, they’re big biotech and big pharma.

>>19193762
>>19193798
>cope

much crab in the futures

>futures at 0%
>vix up
Free money and people are too scared to take it.

>>19193802
All of those stats regarding the surge in retail brokerage account applications/openings seem anecdotally accurate. Absolutely your warning signal to be taking profits on short-term trades at every peak.

>>19193811
Have a look at volume profiles if meme lines aren't your thing.

>>19193826
States that are reopening are seeing an increase in cases. Not that it matters. The reopening will have to happen regardless. The best hope is that we don't overwhelm the healthcare system and minimal lives are lost as we move into the herd immunity phase. We won't be told that's what's happening until a year from now and the virus has run its course, but hey, nobody wants to be "that guy."

My portfolio made 10% gains today and I got 2.6k in paper profits sitting there again just from today, and it still doesn't fill the hole in my heart left over from getting burned on options trading last month. I only lost a grand but my gains don't fill the void. How do I fix this psychological weakness, /biz/?

Pump stops when the fed stops printing. There are no fundamentals. Nothings makes sense. There is no rational reason why the market pumps. Reason away all you want why were never going to stop going up.

Stocks are not going up in value, your money is just going down. You're losing buying power.

Most cases in the world, most deaths, the curve is only now flattening off after how many weeks of lockdown and states are reopening already. And you know what. None of that matters. No amount of covid cases or deaths will matter one little bit because the current admin deemed it...not necessary, but acceptable at least. Its all according to plan. Its Priced In. ORANGEMANBAD's one glimmer of hope for re-election is 'the economy' and since the average normie can't differentiate the stock market from the economy he'll pump it til doomsday. should he lose though come November prepare for a dump to end all dumps just so he could pawn it off on the next guy and go for a 2024 attempt.

Thanks for coming to my tedtalk remember to like and subscribe and favorite and simp my onlyfans and amazon wishlist and eternabulls will rule forever

>>19193650
This is the stock market, where people buy the top and buy the bottom and buy always and never sell. Selling is unamerican. The kikes could gap us up 10% and the fevered positivity about how V shaped recovery is confirmed would keep it up.

>>19193747
PCG 20c 9/18

>>19193845
My plan is to go long with the majority of what I'm willing to gamble and day trade with 1k or so

Gonna start small though, I'll play around with the initial deposit for a few weeks until I get the hang of it

>>19193976
I can't wait to offload that inflation onto the yuan through our new trade deal!!!!

>>19193970
Don't make speculative trades (i.e., gamble, not FA investing) with more than you're willing to lose and don't get emotional. Ever. Just stop feeling.

>>19193597
imagine what would happen to derivatives if they did that. it would be fucking chaos. hedge funds obliterated, banks not being able to pay out etc. the system would just immediately collapse.

>>19193617
How is it doing that now?

>>19194008
That's what I'm saying, I gambled and lost and my value investing gains don't make me feel better.
>and don't get emotional. Ever. Just stop feeling.
How do?

>>19194106
>How do?
have a lot of money

>>19194090
Whats it going to look like when they stop pumping?

They basically just devalued your labor. You going back to work for an extra few bucks to make up for the massive debt they just accumulated?

Min wage aint min wage anymore. Not with 3 trillion they just spent in order to pump assets.

all at 25% unemployment LOL...were FUCKED. Long term, its going to take 10+ years to pay this off and thats with the current numbers. The debt is going to get higher lmao

>>19194090
How is what? ZIRP? Or the fed plan to purchase corporate debt and mortgage backed securities? Or the non-crashing stock market?

Actually that should be fairly obvious, but at the very least it’s providing cautious optimism and stopping the instant vaporization of countless businesses.

>>19193566
>muh obsolete data

>>19194127
Very wise post.

>>19194135
>Not with 3 trillion they just spent in order to pump assets.
(Lol get fucked doomer)

What specifically are you talking about, the congressional relief spending?

>up 48% on orc

Buying at 2.80 was a great decision

I LOST ALL MY GAINS YESTERDAY.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19194143
>Only 5 million unemployed!
>Only 12 million unemployed!
>Only 20 million unemployed!
>Only 30 million unemployed!
You are here
>Only 40 million unemployed!
>Only 60 million unemployed!

>>19194196
>Where we're going we won't need employment.
F for the American middle class.

>>19193826
We're not even in a position to pretend the first wave is over, and we're already opening this bitch up.

At this point, I don't even care. just let it rip.

You bunch of morons need to calm down and re-think your investment strategies. Oil will dip but this that will be the final dip for the markets. After oil, we will recover slowly and only go up from there, those who bought the dip will reap the bountiful rewards that's given to them.

Do you think Powell in the morning at the Congress meeting will make the market hit 300 . Future is green for that right

>>19194196
>unemployment gains decreasing
Lmao, retard

>>19194222
uhm and after disbelief comes what? Is this bearish or bullish?

>>19194196
Just admit you hate money. Admit you love being poor. Poverty is where you came from. Even when the government and central banks hand out free money, your brain finds it different to have money, and you automatically figure out ways to waste it. That’s the real reason why the rich get richer, and poor fucks like you stay poor. Just admit it, pleb. Look in the mirror and say, “I love being poor.”

>>19193488
should i slam 2000 trudeau bux into shrm at open?

>>19194196
This will barely affect the markets as the government has enough funds to sustain the unemployed population for months, for years even.

>>19194222
zeihan said world oil will crash at the end of may. So early june is the time to buy in

>>19194233
Obviously they're decreasing, if they were steady or still increasing all of america would be unemployed by years end

>>19194135
imagine being so stupid and bluepilled you expect there to be inflation instead of deflation.

>>19194256
E M O T I O N A L

>>19194246
Bullish, oil will dip (sorry, not crash) this of course will affect the stock market in a negative way. But imagine you're buying the dip, stocks at discount prices, bottom was at 18500 last March, bottom for this crash won't even go below 23000, and that even is a pessimistic calculation.

>oil keeps pumping
what's the chance it just keeps pumping every day until pre crash levels?

>>19194276
>zeihan said world oil will crash at the end of may
Yeah well the markets ain't gonna wait for the end of May.

>>19194222
>capitulation
>followed by extreme greed
That is not how capitulation works.

>>19194276
source on Zeihan? is he talking much about all this?

>senators selling their stocks right before the pandemic hits home
>gilead trial
>huge option activity right before the dubious leak
>moderna trial
>corona vaccine advisor selling
>more miracle non peer reviewed little dick sample size studies going to get announced until EOY
the biggest sham of all time, how are americans not up in arms against the government for this reason? instead of protesting for karen to not use her mask in stores?

>>19194276
uhh that already happened in april

>>19194323
haha sorry man the guns are for show we're not actually gonna do anything with them

>>19194246
After disbelief comes the bobo mass suicide

>>19194256
>>19194260
Now THIS is cope!

>>19194308
zoom out bro

>>19194323
It makes me money, and Karen is fucking annoying and trying to limit my right due to her feels. Priorities, bro

>>19194323
>corona vaccine advisor selling
?

>>19194293
Are you using the Dow as your reference point? Why?

>>19194301
85%

>>19193488
Futures randomly pumping again. This is it, algos overtook the power and so whatever they want.

>>19194196
Nobody really cares, the 30m will go back to work instantly, right? Nothing else is priced in at the point.

>finna boutta bust thru 2960 overnight
Man, it sure is easy to pass resistance if you do it in futures. Why didn’t we ever think of doing this before?

>>19194127
That actually kinda makes sense. Thanks fren.

>>19194380
You failed to address the point by not even making a coherent statement. If you're going to claim capitulation happened within a week's time frame then you need to define what you think capitulation means, justify your reasoning, and explain why you think we saw such a sharp turn around on the 23rd.

>>19194396
>own stocks or options
>become government official to create conflict of interest
>uh oh gotta sell without paying taxes
>https://www.cnbc.com/2020/05/18/coronavirus-vaccine-adviser-moncef-slaoui-to-divest-12point4-million-of-moderna-holdings.html

>stock market
>reflection of the economy after TARP
Nope
Its all TINA baby.

Looks like its gonna be another good day tomorrow, desu

>>19194464
how do i fuck tina

>>19193938
Iron condors are for losers

How me get rich

oop, there it goes.

It's all so tiring.

>>19194538
Bend over, bitch

>>19194537
Buy stock

>>19194478
>didn’t sell my UVXY
>thissu shitto again
Fug. I hate losing money.

Is anyone reporting earnings big enough to break us through 2960? Walmart or target I think are reporting?

Also:
> Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell and Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin will testify before the Senate Banking Committee at 10 a.m. ET on Tuesday.

>In a written testimony released late on Monday, Powell describes the coronavirus pandemic as having caused “a level of pain that is hard to capture in words” and calls on Congress to do more to match the Fed’s historic stimulus measures. He adds that the central bank is committed to using its “full range of tools” to support the economy.

Damn it powell is gonna thread the needle and plead for congress to step up the spending, and Steve’s gonna pump it. My hedge has fucked my ass again. It’s fucked in a retard and I hate it.

It's only 2 am and it's already mooning.... God damn it's going to hit 300 for sure and even more when Powell speaks at 10 am

>>19194429
It's so disgusting. You randomly gap over random meme lines at opening

>nasdaq has put x20 leveraged products back, majority of banks accepted
volatility over, except smooth ride up from now

What do you guys think of Monster Energy Drink.

Also
>>19193476

I need some fucking answers.

Novan Chad's. Get ready for tomorrow . 45 cents niggers!

50minutes ago

Futures red, now SPX +0.68%

Sentiment is changing fast.

Holy shit we're going to the moon. Already 2969. 3000 by EOW confirmed.

>>19194714
at this rate it would be today or tomorrow

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19194740
At this rate we break 3k today 3.1k tomorrow and 3.3k by EoW. And nobody would care.

got 10 calls SPY 305 05/22, too optimistic maybe?

>>19194282
explain your reasoning so i know you're not just coping

>>19194749
>And nobody would care.
i would, i would buy a new apartment in cash immediately with the gains from my x7 ndx and spx

>>19194759
Just sell them today or tomorrow. There's probably going to be a day of heavy resistance Wednesday and you can pickup calls again if you want to reenter.

>>19194780
soooo you are telling me there is hope :D

I talked to /myboy/ Jeronimo Powell and he said we are in for a HUGE PoomP.
He said do the opposite of what the boomers do.
He said get ready to get rich and be swimming in lambos and pussy

So...all in on soxl, got it

>>19194789
You don't need to hit the strike to make money, just be higher than theta on the trend up.

>>19194816
i was trying to see what makes more sense now, sell put spreads or simply buy calls, considering how low volatility is, i think i will stick with buying calls for now, whats your take

>>19194771
crushed consumer confidence, very low demand, underemployment, people spending less money in general. feds pumping so much not just to prop up equities, but to fight the looming spectre of deflation, which is much harder to control.

>>19194446
>You failed to address the point by not even making a coherent statement.
Look at the chart again, that was my point.

>If you're going to claim capitulation happened within a week's time frame then you need to define what you think capitulation means, justify your reasoning, and explain why you think we saw such a sharp turn around on the 23rd.
This isn't 1920 anymore where markets move at a snail's pace.

>>19194841
literally the opposite, people are dying to get out and start spending, demand is there, employment will return but it will take more time, dollar is king, FED is literally sucking dry the other currencies since everything the demand for USD is massive

>>19194858
Do you even believe yourself? Never read more bullshit at once, kek.

holy shit airlines and cruises are bound for another rally in premarket
I tried to short tomorrow but I am not fucking selling today

>>19194858
PENT
UP
DEMAND

>>19194858
i hope so, but we'll see. ch*na has already been wrestling with a deflationary spiral.

>>19194749
>And nobody would care.
Why? I think it is only you who missed the gains here anon. You could've bought the dip last week but slept on it.

>>19194867
seething bobo, i only accept that equities are overvalued, but then again it doesnt matter anyway, stop reading zerohedge and you will stop loosing money

>>19194867
Do you even read books? Holy shit.

Where do I find the average D/E by industry?

I just wanted a little bit of money, anons.
Why'd you have to go and pump it?
Haven't bulls had enough?
Let bears have a nibble, please, fwend. We need each other.

>>19194626
Man that was a hell of a manga/show.
>>19194867
Dollar is king, and basically every country but Sweden is at zero or negative rates and printing just as aggressively as the fed, that part is true.

>>19194841
>>19194858
Pent up demand only works for certain sectors, no one is going to go and order months worth of food and drinks at their local establishments. You only get your hair did once even if it’s been growing out for 3 months.

And I hear there are literal bread lines in New York?

People are losing their jobs and they’re scared. There are many high-risk low-reward retards out there who will he crowding the local bars, but how many families are going to be rushing out to buy that new tv or dress when they’re “pretty sure” they’ll get their job back.

The deflationary shocks are something we’ll have to get past before there can be any real inflation.

IF WE CAN get some actual inflation from the demand surge, Wilson says 10-year yields should rise and “paradoxically” push the market higher.

>>19194963
>no one is going to go and order months worth of food and drinks at their local establishments.

Watch me, bitch

>>19194940
why do you go against the trend?

>>19194988
Well I’m sure the whore behind the counter will appreciate all the money your simp ass gives her when you black out and piss yourself.

That sounds like fun...

>ahhhhhhhhh that first sip of coffee in the morning

Feels so good man. Where's my coffee bros at?

it's less than 1% to reach 300 on spy, are fucking doing it?

Looks like coronavirus might pop the Australian mortgage bubble that was supposed to explode about a year ago:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8330913/Every-Australian-handed-100-000-stop-country-sliding-financial-disaster.html

I heard their housing bubble might be currently worse than the US was back in 2007-2009
They got something called no interest or no principal loans or something like that. I think it's where you just keep paying interest on this stupendously oversized mortgage that never actually gets paid off.

>>19195003
You’re a very negative person. Has anyone ever told you that?

>>19195018
this is a very beautiful woman, im in awe

>>19195027
biz is full of sad bitter turbo autists who think theyve got it all figured out. just lurk and leech off information off of these losers.

>>19195013
Coffee anon, what are you brewing with?

Ahhh good old optimism

>>19195013
no2 reporting in

>>19195047
SSO is optimized for long-term holding.
http://www.ddnum.com/articles/leveragedETFs.php

>>19195002
>Me at 1pm: It's not going to break 300, it'll crab down.
>Me at 3pm: :(
>Me at 5pm: :)
>Me at 3am: :(

>>19194676
>Sentiment
Or it is easy to pump the futures and gap over resistance when volume is low

Hey how’d the sovereign debt crisis end? Did it just go away and everything got better?

>>19195038
Be careful, that one likes to post men dressed up as women.

>>19195027
I said it sounds like fun though?

Have you known me long or did you decide this just based on that exchange?

>>19195073
Who are they polling? It’s DB so Germans?

oh holy shit what is that
are we seriously dropping from 2950 for the fourth time

Jammie traders sure are havin a chuckle right now

I just got fucked. In a good way. But why the fuck is it pumping, it’s supposed to be a correction dip right ? Should I just give up and buy the top ?

WHOS FUCKING SELLING
IT WAS ALMOST $2,980

>>19195078
oh no no no no that's a man

>>19195186
bobos throwing away their last money before we break 3k

>>19195186
it was overbought

>>19195130
8 major economies

>>19195078
I don't think this one is a man tho

>>19194891
Nothing to do with bobo or bull, you just have no clue how a deflational phase works or what risks are involved, but keep moaning classic MSM and social media words.

>>19194903
Not really, what was your last book you can recommend?

>>19194963
I agree dollar is king, nothing to do with deflation or inflation though right now.

>>19195216
Shit delete that
Thanks for sharing but it includes your email address at the very top if you don’t crop it out.

I wish I had access to DB research, the stuff I get from Credit Suisse Cree through schwab is pretty but full of holes.

>>19193488
Sorry fellas, the bubble has popped.
It's only up from here.

>>19195166
Zoom the fuck out. No matter how badly Trump wants a recovery, we're firmly in a bounce.

>>19195217
>>19195078
give me the name of this woman
>inb4 thats a man

>>19195216
>DO NOT REDISTRIBUTE
>email address visible
Fucking based.

>>19195260
just search the image you fucktard
jesus

>>19195216
I am hacking you right now.
*beep boop*
All of your socks now no longer have matching pairs.

>>19195216
delete this

>>19195283
Based and correct and teach-a-man-to-fish pilled

>>19195283
its not giving me any fuckin results

>>19195252
It's not my mail you can find this survey for free on google on db site

>>19195294
It's a month old they make them public after a while calm down

The futures are going down,
AGAIN
BYE BYE FUTURES
BYE bYE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxfSNJYhfh0
Why didn't you listen?

>yesterday we pumped because vaccines and easing of restrictions
>now it's a recession again
This is really is a clown market...and we are stuck in this circus

>>19194222
>vaccine announced recently
Fucking months ago. I was shilling MRNA here when it was in the teens, fucking LCIguy was like the only one who listened.

What do you guys think of my portfolio?

>>19195373
MRNA did a test without controls on 8 people. Then issued more stocks. They just keep PnDing

>>19195373
The last Biotech meme was Gilead.
Moderna is being a lot more cocky with it.
Fuck em.

>>19195396
Fucking retarded. If you bought when I did you'd have quadrupled your money in under 3 months. That's totally absurd. I've taken my profits, but if you weren't investing in vaccines in the early stages of this you're a fucking moron. Also, you're a liar.

>>19195353
>gambling in the casino
>gambling in the stock market
>gambling in the stock market on casino gambling

>>19195428
buying casino stocks is not a gamble.

>>19195419
Kinda curious how MRNA is going to do today.

HOLY FUCK THESE FUTURES

>pumps to +.90% on the s&p500 on giant 1 min candles
>dumps just as hard
>now practically at 0%

>>19195419
>Moderna has vaccinated dozens of study participants and measured antibodies in eight of them. All eight developed neutralizing antibodies to the virus at levels reaching or exceeding the levels seen in people who've naturally recovered from Covid-19, according to the company.
This is professional pajeet pump and dumping

>>19195454
Might be a hard pump to liquidate all the shorts and reach knock outs

I hate the old adage from Keynes where he says “Markets can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.” Apparently, he forgot to add "central bank will fuck puts when you get down to the bottom of things"

>>19195469
No economic theory could ever have predicted how selfish and destructive boomers are.

>>19195469
Central banks didn't do shit in Keynes' time. That's why the Great Depression happened.

>>19195459
>vaccine shows early signs of working
>this is bad
I know nothing about how vaccines work, but I did know that being the first to have a working product, especially when our entire culture has shifted to focus on it, is inherently valuable. I'm already out, since the first product isnt always the one that always wins in the long run, but this investment was easy money. That's why I made a fuckton, that most people dont make in a decade, in under 3 months, and you're sitting there seething that you were too late to the party.

>>19195516
It's not even close to a working product. They successfully did trial 1 phase, meaning it doesn't kill the patient.

>>19195516
They published the news without any controls or without going through any journal (which, by the way, they are fast tracking all articles). This after news on Friday from competitors timed with their announcement today of more shares.
Hundreds of groups are working on this but pumping the public for dollars with pre-phase 1 trial "results" is dishonest pajeet pump and dumping

I'm up almost 8k. Should I dump now, or hold?

>>19195528
>>19195543
Spot the contradiction between these statements if it is to be assumed that both are telling the truth.

>>19195550
crash eeet

>>19195373
You mean way back when they had accomplished nothing, and Cramer had them on to talk about how much they relied on AWS? I think it was for the JPM conference
And you kept asking us what we thought about it and telling us you liked them?

>>19195516
Nah, it’s that 8 people is a very insignificant number and the trial is much larger. For some reason they only have results on 8, and all 8 have antibody responses? They announce this and then immediately file to dillute their stock to raise money?

Look, for me it’s REGENERON. But JNJ has the production capacity, and Pfizer has gottlieb shilling for them on CNBC when he can sneak it in.

>>19195563
There is no contradiction:
>These early data come from the Phase 1 clinical trial, which typically studies a small number of people and focuses on whether a vaccine is safe and elicits an immune response.
>The results of the study, which was led by the National Institutes of Health, have not been peer reviewed or published in a medical journal.
This was a "phase 1" result that has yet to be peer reviewed.

>>19195550
Garnish his wages.

Are we really going back to crab territorium? Can you finally let it break out either way...

>>19195580
>They announce this and then immediately file to dillute their stock to raise money?
They just timed it very well. :)

>>19195584
I am an academic, even though this isn't my field, so I know exactly what peer review is. It's kind of like how most people have no real sense of time, or capacity for understanding beyond that of an instant. It's why >>19195580 thinks I'm someone else, or why you can't seem to understand I'm not shilling you on buying it now. I'm bragging that I got this one 100% right for all of the right reasons. It's pumping because they're the first to be able to make any sort of positive comment about their candidate. Of fucking course it was going to get past phase 1, and now the momentum money is rushing in and I took my profits.

heloooooooooooooooooo frens

>>19195454
That's just late night games. A crucial resistance point is not being broken during wee hours futures without some killer bullish news or other international markets pumping hard.

i am balls deep in TVIX and SQQQ
do not be me
be long bull in the stawk mahket :)
enjoy the pleasure of gains
do not be a pee pee poo poo baer
it is painful and you cannot stand the pain
low pain tolerance correlates with high melanin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ3nUMT2NqE

>>19195550
Partial profit take and move up stops. Usual.

>>19195672
you wanna know what's worse than death?
being me, a peee pee poo poo baer
rawr!

>>19195672
I have 336 SQQQ fren and I’m white. Blacks are pussies

Pls go long more i like high price spikes makes it easier for me to identify short :)))))
a heeee heee

>>19195695
Did you make this bobo picture? It's beautiful.

>out of fucking nowhere this dude weed lmao stock skyrocket

I don't get it. i feel bad for the 500k people jump shipped before this shit happened. actually no i don't

>>19195726
>inb4 fabricated weed cures corona announcement

>>19195713
no i saved it from https://www.memeatlas.com/bobo-memes.html

>>19195700
high melanin = high fear
this is why african-americanus get all paranoid and anxious when they are stopped by police
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v7o_6uI9R0

stoopid "bulls" think they are being patriotic by going "long" on fake&gay market, in reality they are just supporting faggot companies like google, facebook, netflix, etc. which make up over 50% of indices. true white man has balls to have SQQQ and TVIX. we believe in truth. not a question of bull or bear, but question of white vs. non-white investors.

UH OH MUMUS WHAT HAPPENED

>>19195772
Master crab waked up and saw a break out. Mission abort.

OK So I’m not sure if I fucked up by selling BiliBili at the close and not holding through earnings. Mixed quarter, missed the bottom line, BUT:

>Total net revenues reached RMB2,315.5 million (US$327.0 million), a 69% increase from the same period in 2019.Average monthly active users (MAUs) reached 172.4 million, and mobile MAUs reached 156.4 million, representing increases of 70% and 77%, respectively, from the same period in 2019.Average daily active users (DAUs) reached 50.8 million, a 69% increase from the same period in 2019.Average monthly paying users (MPUs1) reached 13.4 million, a 134% increase from the same period in 2019.

That seems like a VERY promising increase, no?
>(I’m sort of assuming it’s a little bit fake because... well it’s a chinese corporation, even MORE corrupt than your regular corporation)

>>19195642
>people have no real sense of time, or capacity for understanding beyond that of an instant. It's why >>19195580 (You) # thinks I'm someone else
That’s very rude. I was hopeful that you were the same guy, I know it’s improbable.

>>19195726
Shortsqueeze. Don’t know if there was a catalyst.

lads, jerome is speaking at 14.00 UTC, relax

stinky "bulls" are actually cucks for globalist megacorps like amazon (which we all know owns washpost)....if amzn goes down the whole market goes down. simple as. same goes for netflix, google, apple. the big "FANG" stocks are actually big FAG stocks. you are a globalist FAG if you are "long" or "bull". imagine buying at (ATH) all-time high right before the 2nd great depression. big mistake.

>DRIP -20%

VIX is slowly creeping up.

>>19195700
225 SQQQ reporting in.
I hope you bought cheaper than I did

>>19195798
you can tell they are desperate when they bring powell to speak TWICE in a week. AHAHAHAHAHA
peee pee poo poo
this shit show is going down.

>>19193978
orangemanbad has hundreds of glimmers of hope for re-election . Not the least of which is the fact that he has zero zilch nada competition. The fact that people still think Biden or Hillary are even relevant simply proves how dumb they are. Literally no one gives a flying shit about anyone except trump for re-election. Deal with it and seethe.

>>19195454
The movement for today was set before yesterday even ended. Open down half a percent, pump into the afternoon, slump until EOD then dump hard a few minutes from close.

>>19195851
you have been warned, you will loose money, again

>>19195796
Sorry fren, I can be a bit mean sometimes. Your train of thought isn't wrong, the world is much smaller than it appears so it's reasonable to draw conclusions like that. I've written a paper on authorship attribution before, so I just so happen to know a few things about the topic. You'd need a bit better of a heuristic than just taking about MRNA. Syntactic or semantic tells are usually pivotal. It's how I know rkg still posts even though they've dropped their trip, as well as things like if a woman or man wrote something with a high degree of accuracy.

>>19195845
>>19195700
look at the charts for 1994-1999 stock market bubble then compare to now. shorting QQQ via SQQQ is the big brain move, imagine getting a 2nd opportunity to short the biggest fucking faggotass tech companies. that's the opportunity right now. Look what happened to TWLO, W, and PTON yesterday (5/18)...this is just the beginning. "bulls" are delusional. we are about to witness the biggest bubble in history pop. holy shit. hang on to your shorts, hedge if you must but man, this ride is not over yet.

CLACK CLACK CLACK indeed.

>>19193544
any anti-depressant and viagra 4 hours before sex

>>19195870
You mean when she’s talking normal or when she comes in and deliberately brutalizes English grammar to discuss GoPro?

>>19195904
Kek. Some combination of the two.

>>19193993
shill me on this

>>19194323
tell me more about the dubious leak... Spoon feed like I’m a potato please

>>19195889
>>19195845
>>19195700
Keep in mind also that GEORGE SOROS himself sold his google stake right before it was announced that google would be investigated by DOJ in antitrust prob. and yet goog was up on 5/18. they didn't want to let it drop just yet. this is the beginning. big struggle happening. many things going on behind the scene. you won't see goog price go down until maybe a few days later, at the earliest 5/19. they want to maintain nice feels ahead of memorial day so burgers can have peaceful stressfree BBQs

>>19195889
>Mumus cheering - Rejection of 296.3
>Retarded bobos talk is coming back.
>Next stop 280.
>Mumus seething
>Rejection of 279 break.
Rinse and repeat, get me out of here.

>>19195935
Is iron condors really the way to go now?

>>19195935
the true master is the indifferent CRAB but i am too emotional to be a yellow gook crab. i have the spirit of the BEAR.

(ominous NIGGGGGGER NIGGGER NIGGGGER chainsaw sound in the background)

>>19195726
from literally cents to double digit dollars. what the actual fuck man. why

>>19195950
no. volatility is increasing from here
in my honest opinion
consult your licensed financial professional for actual advice
this is unt anime board!
time to sleep.

>>19195985
memes > financial "advisors"

>>19195971
they did a reverse split but still 151% in one week.

>>19195999
oooooo thanks for explaining that. Still not touching dudeweed wth any money. Not unless Biden and Trump go on Rogan and tell the world to 420blazeit

>>19195999
oh so it was that kind of fuckery. okay

It begins

https://twitter.com/Bank_of_Japan_e/status/1262661791504453634?s=19

Clown market

>>19196026
BoJ already used all kike moves.

>>19196026
the samurai has more hidden techniques...

>>19193838
Why would it fall today?
The rollover in contracts is completed. We are now in July contract.

>>19196026
Negative taxes

>>19194276
>zeihan
Who?!

>>19196064
Not bad, not bad.

>>19196064
based?

>>19195889
I'm all in, im commited.
This is it, this is my play.
I've held SQQQ for 2 months.

Theres no hedging, I'm riding or dying.
I could've played it smarter but its too late for that.
Just short the biggest baddest motherfuckers in the stock market and watch the whole thing crumble.
It'll happen eventually. Fed be fucked. I dont care.

>>19196026
people are paid to consume, the more you consume the more you get paid

>>19195497
>Central banks didn't do shit in Keynes' time. That's why the Great Depression happened.
This is why central banks are extremely important, without them we would be eating bread and soup right now, no electricity, no internet, no heating/AC, we could be heading to depression faster than coronavirus could spread. Central banks regulates actual assets that are important and essential for the majority.

>>19196115
cont.
Survival of the global economy and peace of the civilized world is a job for the central banks.

>>19196026
>shinshis, its time to kill all Niggers
>*everybody else in the room*: HAI

Black Tuesday.
Sell everything you have at the opening. Don't say I did not warn you faggots.

>>19195889
What should I hedge with? GDX? I mean they've gotta print more to get out right?

>>19196159
you really want to keep loosing money dont you bobo

>>19196159
The line at the guillotine for betting against the world is still short, perhaps you could make it longer by joining the line?

bobos are fags who did not buy bottom at tech stocks, and did not buy the bottom at airlines/hotels/cruises TWICE!

>>19196268
haha yeah.
Us bullbros amright

JEROME THERE IS A WEIRD COLOR ON MY SCREEN. JEROME?

Bobos are gonna get shat on again today.
Can't wait.
Bobos unironically deserve the rope.

>>19196303
Bobos and bulls both deserve the rope. Only crabs are the real master race. Stocks reached full value right now.

>>19196315
based on what?

alright bobos and dodos, what are moves for market open?

I'm pretty new to stocks generally, but I have an opportunity to buy into a Share Purchase Plan.
The price pre-covid was $27, it's currently $15.5.
I can buy them for $14.15.

Does it make sense to participate? I'd be happy to put 5-10k into it and not see that money again until the price comes back to pre-covid price.
I just haven't done that much investing so I'm scared I'm missing something.

>>19196340
Based on nothing, but Powell will tell you yourself in a few hours.

>>19196341
Shitposting at each other over every 1 minute candle i assume

>>19196341
JCP is in talks w/ amazon

>>19196350
Is there any restriction on when you can sell?

That's what I like to see.

>>19196380
No, haven't seen anything mentioned about a restriction.

>Trump has made moves that, no matter what, there will not be a second lockdown
Then what the cunting shit was the goddamn point of the first fucking shutdown? All the diabetics, boomers, and literal boomers he needs to get elected are going to die now instead of earlier.

>>19196384
GBPUSD moving fast today

Its decreasing the value of my burger holdings too quickly even with the market closed

>>19196425
Source?

>>19196425
The point was to 'flatten the curve' as to not overwhelm hospitals you brainlet
Saving boomers was never the intended goal of the lockdowns

>>19196417
Okay double check the fine print about that before signing on but otherwise i see no issue with it.

Wish it would break 9.5p a share already.

Two brokers have valued it at above 12p on old data.

>>19196465
>The point was to 'flatten the curve' as to not overwhelm hospitals you brainlet
Imply saving lives is the goal
>Saving boomers was never the intended goal of the lockdowns
Imply saving no lives was the goal

woot

>>19196466
Cheers anon, will do.

>>19196465
So all he did was delay the peak of the curve until after the lockdown?

>>19196465
>implying a single healthy person has died from old killer
You have to go back.

>>19196480
>imply saving lives is the goal
no retard

>>19196425

>We didn't follow through with the Quarantine completely
>We protested quarantine
>We denied Corona being serious
>We refused to lock down New York
>We had no unified approach to the pandemic
>We are reopening before we've even cleared the first wave

We fucked up in almost every way imaginable.
This is what we deserve, and Its not going to be "spent" away.
Buckle up, fuckers.

>>19196501
Your death will be announced over a Facebook post, and a JPEG of that post will be used as a cautionary tale for everyone else to ignore.

>>19196494
Yes. Flatten the curve doesnt necessarily mean less people die, just that the deaths are spread over a longer time period. It just means the peak will be lower than what it would have been

>>19196566
How much flatter do you think it will be? I assume ~30 million americans have had it, leading to now 90k deaths. That would mean the bulk is still ahead

>>19196601

>>19194376

It's unironically true

>But I have Le SPY puts and I want them to drop!!11!!

Kill yourself

>>19196601
No question that the bulk is still ahead but no way to know for sure how big the next peak is going to be until places start slowly opening back up. Either way well find out in about a month

JCP yea or nay?

fuck huya

JEROOOOOOOOME , I MISS YOU JEROOOOOOME COME AND TALK TO ME JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

Fuck
Why is the poomp not starting?
Wtf
Stonks must go up
Someone do something, buy!

>>19196740
everyone has loaded their cum into stonks and they have no cum left for today

>>19196764
No there is always more coom

3000 needs to be broken. Fucking bears when will they learn

everyone is asleep probably. meh, we'll pump later

>>19196777
nice trips

>>19196764
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RED DAY WOOOOO

>>19196854
wtf? are we a bit stressed today?

are we buying more calls today lads, give me your strikes

>>19196881
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>>19196896
based toddler posting

>>19196838
>>19196881
Cunny.

Algorithmic trading is responsible for around 60-73% of all U.S. equity trading. According to Select USA, financial markets in the U.S. are the largest and most liquid in the world.
bruh what is the point of daily trading without the software?

>>19196777
Desperate trips. Break 296 for once, before you speak about 301.

>>19196952
>amuttrica is propped up by wash trading bots
Can’t make this up

YES SHE'S DOING IT

>everyone got bull’d by OPEP so the Oil stay up before end of June contract
Top lul

>>19196909
They're a bit old for cunny

pop it
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>>19197041
blow it

I kinda want to buy moderna because I think it has a good chance of going up today when the news doesnt shut up about it all day, but I am kinda spooked too.