/biz/ - Business & Finance

I WILL NEVER FINANCIALLY RECOVER FROM THIS

we got so close to a heavy cross today holy fuck

>>19187720
I’m fucking tonight biz.... and in a GOOD WAY

I like you guys

More like duck edition

PLEASE JESUS JUST GIVE ME ONE MORE DAY LIKE TODAY AND I’LL START GOING TO CHURCH

Predictions for this Anon tomorrow? Futures moderately green.

>>19187774
We made it, amigo

Futures better be deep red when I wake up

TODAY WAS FUCKING GLORIOUS

>>19187782
Who fucking knows, futures have been pretty worthless lately so there's that

Bought MRNA pre-open, how do I prevent another loss like that?

>>19187796
S&P 3k before open tomorrow

>Tfw bought in ACB stock
>Tfw today

Feels good

>>19187778
pathetic post

I am financially pretty fuckin’ OK.

Threadly reminder that dividends are your friend but premium is your lover.

>>19187805
USA
S
A

Bulls are unironically FUCKED lmao.

>>19187813
set a limit order you ape

>>19187813
Stop buying high and selling low

>>19187817
Keep in mind that's a short squeeze. Beware of sell off.

>>19187815
Only if 2.8K by EOD.

>>19187815
You know we rejected off the previous top hard right? Triple top means back down and more cheapies, yay.

ET cucks btfo by Cramer

>>19187829
15k on closed positions and not coming back

bears got fucked

does the fed control deutsche bank or vice versa?

>>19187858
>TA
Discarded. Sorry bro, nothing personal but I don’t listen to retards

Snib Snab

>>19187813
Remember that feeling you felt that made you buy?

>>19187820
>educated stupid

>>19187858
Third time is also the charm, people are being won over to the cruel bull’s thesis every day. Could be ready for a breakout.

If I break even with this uvxy it’d be nice.

PLACE YOUR BETS

>>19187778
Blessed post.

>>19187813
If you hear on CNBC X stock is mooning!! It's a pretty good sign you're waaay too late, usually by then the dump is already well under way.

WMT obviously gonna crush it

the rest are fucked

>>19187888
Walmart and Home depot moon tomorrow.

>>19187862
Why?

>>19187888
Target down Lowes down

>use profits from WMT to shop at Walmart
what's this strategy called?

>>19187915
Idk, somebody called in asking about it and he told that dude to go fuck himself

>Be a multibillion dollar company
>Lose money
>Make a presentation to instill confidence
>Have to convince all those 50+ year old investors and managers
>Show this
SoftBanks done

Wait.

Is tomorrow Jerome day?

>>19187924
boomerang

>>19187888
> Monday
Literally fucking who?
> Tuesday
Walmart
> Beat slightly
Home Depot
> Crushes
Kohl's
> Misses bigly
That's all I feel like doing

>>19187888
Might do a credit spread on DE. They haven’t recovered much.

>that feel when all of my plays are hedged
>that feel when not being a bagholder cuck that actually BUYS stocks during times like this
>that feel when literally only 2 red days since March 23 and beating Ess and Poopee by 25%
>that feel when I will dump my profits when fun times are over into TQQQ, literally the only stock worth ever buying anymore
I can LARP as a bullcuck or bearshit whenever I want to.
Who else here based /hedge/bros?

>>19187936
this is real life

>>19187862
Based booyaman

The market was so strong today, it suppressed gold prices at least my neuro pharmaceutical stock did good.

>>19187936
There's a reason why it's called Japanification dude. Their government isn't going to let Softbank fail, ever.

>>19187936
Is this from Worms 3?

>>19187936

Got USO 3 weeks ago.....I"M FUCKING MAKING IT!!%#%*%#*%UQ#*()%Q(#*%

Oil Bros Killing it!@#%%#%

>>19187936
I can't tell if it's real or not

>>19187850
Wrong.

>>19187888
My plays:
Covered calls on FL and HPE

>>19187974
Its from SoftBanks presentation on WeWorks

>>19187888
Hormel maybe, that’s the only one I might look into

>>19187991
It can be a p&d and short squeeze at same time.

>people are still buying shit in this clown market

i dont know when the scheme is going to fall apart but I hope you boomers are ready. If the fed wasnt pumping trillions of dollars into this scam the drop to 18,000 in march would look like a nice goal for 2023.

>>19187872
Neither

>>19187936
This is your first time seeing SoftBank huh ?
Last year they literally showed chart with no x axis description with an arrow going right up to explain their projection of profitability

>>19188020
Well >>19187995

>>19187995
kek, looks like the charts bobotards wave around in here

>>19187720
EVERY DAY GREEN THIS WEEK
No more dips for you autistic anime faggots.

>>19187985
From the board that brought you such hits as
>futures can go negative?
and
>what are stock splits?

>>19188018
Ye but...
Brrrrrrr

>>19187935
Wow. I expected more.

>>19188009
That's how record market caps are made.

>>19187995
YES! Glad someone still has this

>>19188054
Futures are always green though so the first one is excusable

>>19188018
FEDs literally said they will keep pumping the market until Corona is dumb.
If you were smart you'd take advantage of this.

>>19187720
Retards didn't sell on today's big boy bailouts, tomorrow oil won't go negative but it will crash and make noobs sell driving down everything but gold, tech giants and mdrna, sold my bull etfs today and bought cheap bear etfs, later in the week I'll sell my bears and buy bulls for the rebound, you retards think bear market means a line straight down

>>19187995
>line went down
>we'll make line go up again

>>19188096
I dont understand the stock market. I just dump my paychecks into link

>>19188104
You will get btfo.
Jerome will pump the markets to infinity.

Tough start to the week for lean hogs frens

>>19188104
This

>>19187995
EBITDA in a company's shareholder presentation is always a red flag.

>>19188121
Just like mid April right?

>>19188096
Market seems fine to me, maybe they should leave it alone for a couple of days. What could go wrong?

>>19187995
I'm losing to this professional charting every time.

I'm just starting out on this with the Robinhood app, how much money should I invest? Is 50 enough?

>>19188117
Stick with Chainlink instead of getting into stocks.
It will moon hard this year or the next.

k i went to /pol/ to see if there were any habbenings of interest to the market. I found this:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/may/18/south-korean-football-team-apologises-for-using-sex-dolls-to-fill-stands

When will a sex doll manufacturer IPO, lads? I want to invest.

Let’s see those gains. 100% SLB. OIL IS BACK

>>19188161
You're not going to make much but it's a start.

Jerome hasnt shown his hidden technique yet
Remember: Line always goes up

>>19188161
Depends on how often you plan to add another 50

SoftBank is making my night

>>19188169
Why would they have to apologize? Who have they wrong exactly? I doubt the people who watch soccer give a shit, i bet most did find it amusing

>>19188198

Time to retire boys

>>19188214
Who the fuck makes these?

>>19187936
>>19187995
>totally real market guys
>companies are definitely not just making up numbers and taking loans from banks
>Line just goes up
I feel like I should just all in on QQQ puts.

Another green day.

SHRM is love

SHRM is life

>>19188214
now we're talking

>>19188169
jesus based korea

>>19188169
>/pol/
>having the relevant innformation
It's a broken clock, at best. And I don't understand why such outspoken racists don't give HP Lovecraft their full-throated approval.

Next big events are either the high-frequency macrodata that comes out this week, any more news on science/virus/vaccine, and what the fuck Powell says on Powell day.

>>19188169
>oh, hehe whoops... I guess I’ll just take them home then since we can’t use them

>>19188242
Well. They also highlighted certain problems.

>>19188158
Nuuuuu, nu

Brrrr every day
Brrrr for a hundred times a hundred days

>>19188236
kinda wanna fuck that deer

if you want to make tons of money like in the 1990's, repeat after me:
oogachaga ooga ooga
oogachaga ooga ooga

oogachaga ooga ooga

oogachaga ooga ooga

>>19188186
Jerome knows the second bill is doomed, so he's blowing smoke out his ass.

Oh sure, the fed will pump but uhhh, that presumes Trump is the first world leader ever who saw his country entering a depression and just *chose* not to let that happen. Wild! I wonder why no one else has thought of that.

>>19188248
shut up sexy asanagi anon

>>19188198
>>19188214
>>19188227
Jesus Christ, I could go be on the board of Softbank judging by this horseshit

>>19188263
I hate deer.
They bit my ass several times.

>>19188054
MR. Retard hasn't figured out the changes USO made.

Today, was supposed to be their "DOOMSDAY"...and it went up nearly 10%.....LMAOOOOOOOOO

Oil's back ;).

>>19188274
Chicken, ARISE

>>19188257
detto meme!

>>19188104
I'm just holding my shit straight through, I guess I could be really active like you, but don't wanna take even a small chance on not being able to buy back in at the volume I have. Esp after another down leg.

>>19188286
Most Japanese banking is basically pure nepotism. You are seeing the results of nearly 3 decades of intellectual inbreeding.

>>19188274
Ahhhhhhh ahhhhhhhahh ahhhhh, hooked on a feelin!

is this WMT pump even sustainable?

HPE calls

>>19188289
DE pumping on Friday confirmed.

>>19188304
uhhhh you should probably know that SoftBank isn't, doesn't claim to be, and has never been a "bank"

>>19188363
Japanese *finance

>>19188321
>'e bought ze töp
Dümp it

>>19187720
Grabbed a small put on GSX based on a heads up from the earlier thread. 15$ exp 6/19, up 25% already. Never do options so whats the best play here? I suspect any hint of another Luckin will send it deep red, even if it is false.

>>19188321
Sure, why not?
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>19188363
What even is SoftBank now?
For me they were always this big media conglomerate. Some software and e-commerce thrown into the mix.

I also heard they have some robotics going on and ai.

Not sure if 3000 party hats tomorrow or no.

>>19188424
>For me they were always this big media conglomerate.
They are a big conglomerate, but it’s not just media. The core business was cellphones, but they’ve expanded, to check the Wikipedia article I’m forgetful.

Just spreading the wealth to you frogs because I won't be able to get in on this. Buy $SRNE before the announcement later this week.

>>19188448
yes

>>19188491
surely this will go well and not end up wit the ceo retiring

>>19188491
Their offering announcement?

>>19188491
>CEO of a bioshit company goes out of his way to shill on 4channel
I feel blessed

>>19188491
awesome gonna buy early and ride the pump then sell after a couple days

>>19188491
cut your nails fatty

would it be a good idea to buy into dividend stocks tomorrow? I've got some spare cash and don't really wanna micromanage stocks. also what divs should I invest in if it's the right time?

>>19188491
A little late bro

I would like to brag that I did my first calls last week on disney for 108 exp on the 22nd and I sold and made 1900$
That's all

>>19188566
If you dont want to watch, just buy VYM or MCD or KO

>>19188491
What is /BIZ/?

>>19188566
WM, KO, ED, AWK

are you ready for the great oil pump of 2020?

oil is going to moon so high the tankercucks might actually break even.

>>19188303
You could use just part of your investment, like 10%

>>19188491
Smells like a p&d

The Fed has repeatedly said they're going to keep rates at current levels until we reach stability, but realistically can they ever raise rates again?
I have a feeling that even in a quick recovery the emergency rate drop will need to stick else we risk another 2018 situation. Same goes with the balance sheet, are they stuck with a 7T balance sheet forever?

What the heck happened to Citrix today?

Is this a decent range trade?

>>19188675
Yes

So... why did SPY explode today?

>>19188602

Futures green

>>19188675
No and no. They can't keep current rates it will go lower then higher. Or wise versa
And no the balance sheet will be expanding

>>19188675
not for another 10 years.

>>19188690
Because it tried to dump last week, didn't work, now it try go other way.

>>19188602
why is disney going up reeee

>>19188666
>666
Hmm, do I obey trips, or beware the devil numbers? Will have to ponder...

>>19188491
>That thumb
Never trust a fattie boys. Pump and dump confirmed.

>>19188018
>He missed out today

Why does my portfolio always take a beating during the night? How is this fair?

>>19188491
>yellow fingernails

Smoker detected

>>19187782
I did the same......... Barely down. We'll see how it goes.not in deep tho

>>19187862
(((cramer)))

>>19187720
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19188714
That's what happened after 2008 and then we hit this crisis before they had a chance to do anything

Mark my words we are only one business cycle away from negative interest rates, no one wants to be the guy who shuts off the lights at the party which means we'll be in an even worse position for the next crash

>Futures are green
>Including VIX
Wut?

>>19188263
/k/ welcomes you

>>19188790
well if we crash every 10 years, and add 2-3T to the balance sheet each time, i dont see a problem. 30-50-100T? sure as long as the world still depends on the us dollars.

>>19188207
the issue was the dolls looked too old

>>19188363
>doesn't claim to be
they just put the word in their name

>>19188725
That might be the worst "explanation" I've ever read on this website.
>weebfag
Now I know why.

>>19188491
Surely you mean short it and buy puts. It's going to crash.

>>19188809
VIX isn't exactly an inverse correlated thing. It goes up on index up sometimes.
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/v/vix.asp

>>19188858
You're welcome!

>>19188762
Holy shit whine more gosh

>>19188856
A collection of telephones used to be called a phone bank, I think that’s relevant.

>>19188858
>>>/lgbt/

>>19187778
>7778
off by one
almost blessed

head of the snake has formed on /ES 30min
here we fuckin go

>>19188830
Problem is it's gonna be exponential growth, not linear. Like a crack addict each hit has to be bigger or else it becomes expected and the market doesn't react to it anymore

The next crash will may cost 10T, then 20T, and so on until inflation really starts to kick in and causes more permanent damage

>>19188925
Alright mister TA, but what do you think of... THIS
RANGEY ENOUGH FOR YOU???

>>19187878
Based

>>19188746
Fuck I want a hot pocket now

>>19188809
VIX is intended to be a measure of volatility, wild swings in prices should push it up and momentum in a specific direction should push it down.

>>19188903
in 1981 japan? let's not pretend they named themselves like that and the word evolved into something else

Should I buy Tesla stock? It's not like people are going to stop being insane. Buy Tesla to short reasonable group psychology?

>>19188925
>rejecting 2960 AGAIN
This really is the top, isnt it?

I dunno but the way I decide to buy a stock ain't real fancy. I simply look at the ticker on google especially since now I'm stuck at home watching training videos for work watching the ticker is a hell lot more interesting. If the ticker shits hard/well below the 52w high I strike. I mean hell it ain't hard.. That's how I bagged RTX and WFC,MRO and added to GE and most my other holdings. Nothing fancy but it works.

>>19188925

>>19188941
The two intersecting cross layers indicate a downward convergence of elasticity.

>>19188925
am i supposed to know what im looking at u fucking virgin

>>19188925
Nessie pattern confirm.

That's it. Buying SPY300 calls 18/6 I don't give a f*ck.

>>19189005
When line cross algo go angry and sell sell.

>>19188979
TSLA trades pretty close along the market, might not be the best hedge of group psychology

>>19188979
Buy options you pussy.
Tesla has no dividends so why even consider shares.

>>19188997
This is nonsense, isn’t it...

>>19188941
Fingers bones say probable bearish outlook for this stock.

This is my portfolio. Say something nice about it.

>>19188903
>phone bank
it all makes sense now

>>19189042
Nuuuuuuu
Ok I won’t FOMO in with 2 minutes left in the session.

>>19189052
I refuse

>>19189052
why would i use fastly when i can use cloudfront

>>19189052
Harsh background color. Choose black and different font colors for easy on the eyes comfy watching your money melt away.

>>19189052
Your net worth will go up or down fastly.

>>19188238
Invested $7K in SHRMF yesterday morning before the ramp from 1.17

My dick is very erect

>>19188491
fucking based way ahead of you big dog, moon here we come

>>19189133
3.50 EOW

>>19188941
Citrix will dump which is good because I want to buy some.

>>19187813
Why wouldn't you buy puts after that gain

this stock market reminds me of late 2017 crypto market, the only difference being that this time a central bank is also involved

>>19187924
Eating where you shit

>>19189133
>mfw my broker (Ally) doesn't allow foreign stocks "F"
Had my eye on that shit for a while. Just gonna double down on CGC.

>>19189202
Not even remotely the same in any way but okay

why the fuck did Trump do this to me??? I'll never recover

>>19189202
This is backed by companies with billions of dollars of revenue and thousands of employees. Crypto was memes and pump and dumps. It's nothing alike

Brb getting McDoubles

>>19189281
>$3 divvy
Okay

>>19189311
Only $.3825, that’s for all 8 shares

Ruh-oh oilbros!
https://robintrack.net/popularity_changes?hoursAgo=24&symbol=UCO

Does anyone else live out of their Robinhood? I funnel all my expenses through my credit card and settle funds at the end of the month to pay off the balance. Paycheck goes right into the market.

>>19188302
sauce?

>>19188903
You're damn right I will. My shit has more action overnight than in market hours

>>19189331
Yeah I know. Do people actually get even remotely happy over seeing dividends payments like that? Even seeing +$600-800 every month doesn't satisfy me. And that's a huge chunk that I can reinvest every month.

>>19189352
Yeah but then I lost all my savings over leveraging on aiki / mfa and not cutting my losses.
I'm a retard but I went from being down 88% to 45% today with my DIS calls

>>19187720
How much money do I need to get a qt, virginal, yellow wife?

>>19189383
based divvyfren

>>19189352
Yes people do that. Remember when you could buy $1 coins and have them shipped to your door for free? And you could build credit and get free airline miles by paying off credit bills immediately?

I reinvest into mostly sector/market ETFs, maybe some divvies here and there but mostly close my eyes.

I am interested in some TQQQ if there's a leg down soon though.

>>19189352
You would probably be better off using another broker instead of Robinhood for this

>>19188595
that's nothing when the ***cine gets announced.
>>19188746
My finger isn't fat retard
>>19188763
Yeah I started smoking recently with all these spooks from the FBI two buildings over in our office for the last two months it's fucking stressful

>>19189395
Dont support human trafficking anon

>>19189383
It’s not where you start, it’s where you finish. $100 a month in dividends doesn’t sound like much but shit son, that’s my phone bill, I got that phone bill situation covered for the rest of my life.

Target is mooning AH because of walmart.
Both will probably crush earnings. Buy Target on open, guys.

>>19189383

> receiving cash dividend payments

sure is summer in here. dividend reinvestment is the only way to go. its based as fuck to see your divys buy multiple shares each quarter.

>>19189446
You know, when you mention it like that, you're right. Maybe my old GE shares will give $0.12 instead of $0.01 per share again, someday.. That'd be nice.

It’s a bull trap. I still bought more rtx though, that shit will moon over the next year and I still thinks it’s a bargain.

>>19189469
Actually, receiving cash is the smart play. It gives you more freedom into how you invest it while not preventing you from manually DRIPing.

>>19189469
it's also extremely tax inefficient if you're doing it in a taxable account

>>19189469
You can just do it yourself with the money if you want to. There is no reason to reinvest dividends unless you want to either forget about the market and leave it alone or your broker charges a transaction fee but let’s you reinvest for free.

>>19189430
I wasn't talking about that. I want to move there and settle down. t. 32 y/o dude

>>19188295
>>19188295

gettem OUTTA heer

>>19189395
Good manga anon. Does anyone know what's going on with oil? Is this really it?

feds this week

>>19189469
>not buying options with dividends
>not storing dividends in bonds or cash so you can buy dips

>>19189527
>I want to move there and settle down.
I hope you do not mean Japan, because living there is a literal hell and suicide inducing. Low wages, no holidays, expensive food and living. Nah.

Go to the Phillippines or so.

>>19189481
Yep RTX is a steal. A nice divvy. Steady stream of Govt money, A nice profit boost for them if the space missions ever take off. The aerospace industry once it rebounds will bring them in sacks of cash to.

YCBD chads rise the fuck up, we out here winning for the record

>>19189551
Dividend payments already cause dips, so usually you benefit a lot from DRIP.

>>19189383
It pays for itself. It's like saving to increase your own salary. If your typical McJob wagecuck put half their money in saving, by the end of a decade they would be well off. Hell, I plan for my portfolio to reach 20k over the course of a year, which is not that difficult. That's only a little more than 100 bucks a month, but I can reinvest all of it, and that's just one year. There is literally no excuse not to retire before you're 40.

>>19189571
Bro, I’m talking about actual dips like we just had in March. Imagine doing DRIP instead of having a years worth of divvies on tap to spend these past couple of months.

I missed the fucking dip of a lifetime last week. When will the next good buy in be ?

>>19189571
>so usually you benefit a lot from DRIP.
it nets zero

>>19189563
>suggesting a shithole of a country
go kill yourself. that country should be nuked.

t. flip

>>19189508
Maxing out IRA and 401k every year regardless. Need cash as well for potential semi-long term positions (like the March/April positions which are showing returns already in May)

HPE Calls

>>19189563
also the most cancerous wage slaving culture, constant drudgery, long work hours, actual talent isn't rewarded and all that matters you should stay at work longer than your boss and he stays longer that his boss. depression, drinking, puny apartments, synthetic marriages, constant pressure to perform etc etc korea is probably very similar too

>>19189614
You just don't want 'rich' White guys flexing on you and fucking your women.

>>19189643
I lived in Japan for a year and there are actually pretty affordable/chill places to live if you aren’t trying to be in a major city.

>>19189091
>cloudfront

Do you mean $NET? Well, because fuck $NET for having dealings with Chyna. $FSLY is the superior product, anyway.

>>19189527

Yea, Japan is really awful. Honestly don’t come here, it’s a recession now and everyone will hate you. Go to SEA, you will have a better time.

>>19189629
that's all fine and dandy but has nothing to do with my post

>>19189671
Fuck you, I will go there and flex on your sideway pussies

>>19189527
Go to Eastern Europe instead.

>>19189696
Cringe

>>19189614
If youre a westerner with western, hard, currency in your bank account a poorer country is the obvious choice to move to.
Id never move there myself, but if it has to be east Asia Id take the least bleak out of all of them. With beaches, sun and cheap beer.

Obviously I will not convince some hardcore Japanophile to do that though.
>>19189643
Yeah. Westerners are not expected to follow all the rules but its depressing to live there.
All the young people I talked to wanted to leave actually. Europe, USA, whereever. They saw no future in a place like Fukuoka
So maybe it will change at some point.
>>19189664
True. But there is less work. Especially for foreigners, which would do stuff that deals with English speakers.

>>19189647
your scraping the bottom of the barrel if you go with filipino girls

>only wants you for your money
>levels below chinese/korean/japanese girls
>shit culture

jp/cn/kr = fancy asians
everyone else = jungle asians

if you like trash then fine go ahead. lmao

>>19189671
>recession now
now? i thought japan has been in a constant recession for 20 years.
are you japanese or a weeb?

>>19189609
www.google.com
>>19189607
Such a dip happens approximately every 10 years. Do the math on whether it's worth it to keep it in cash until then. I think not (just barely). However I agree with the general strategy for the most part. DRIP is more stable though.

>>19189726
>www.google.com
stay retarded

>>19187888
kohls down

>>19188566
T
SBUX
MCD
BP
CVX
AAPL

>>19189726
>Such a dip happens approximately every 10 years

There are smaller dips that happen in between. Last one we had before March was in December 2018. 2016 before that.

>>19189710
No... flex

trips and we're going up big league tomorrow

>>19189508
Extremely tax inefficient? How is that so? You know 99% of /biz/ are in the 12% tax bracket anyway so you're throwing a bitchfit over 12% vs 10% capital gains Jesus Christ man

>>19189715
I’m not so sure... I see girls like delightfulhug with god tier bodies out there, and I know they’re from those jungle lands.

>>19189700
>Go to Eastern Europe to find love with a Japanese schoolgirl
That’s insane, but I believe it.

>>19188491
any other information you can provide? we'll venmo you a little something for your troubles when we get rich off SRNA

>>19189783
What is 12%?

>>19189778
rip

>>19187924
>shoping at immigrant central

>>19189508
Paying taxes is never a good reason to not do something.

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a leveraged in the proper direction way...

> The Fed chair suggested that the worst economic readings were yet to come, even as states begin to gradually reopen. He said that he expected “a couple more months” of job losses and acknowledged that the unemployment rate, which hit 14.7 percent in April, could peak at 20 percent or even 25 percent. He said that as the economy contracts in the second quarter, it could “easily” fall by 20 percent or 30 percent on an annual basis.

CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK

>>19189809
correct, but paying taxes when they are not required is also stupid. use total return swaps and get the same returns with favorable tax treatment.

>>19189809
That’s false, but you will fuck yourself over if you focus more on taxes than just taking profits when you think it’s a good time to.

>>19189508
Lol. Imagine being this retarded.

>>19189823
That’s a long period of consolidation you’ve got there... sure would be a shame if someone came by and... broke-out to higher highs...

Futures are blood fucking red. WHY DID I FUCKING BUY CALLS

WHY DO STOCKS KEEP GOING UP!

>was going to buy short ETF today
>overslept open
>mfw SPY closes +3% today
It's okay mumus, I hibernated today.

But tomorrow I leave my cave mighty hungry.

>>19189713
>If youre a westerner with western, hard, currency in your bank account a poorer country is the obvious choice to move to.
wouldn't recommend it. if you speak english and/or white you're an easy target to get scammed or whatever. this isn't just philipines just in general just poor people really don't give a fuck about you at all.

>>19189823
priced in

Bears are gay commies, I'm swapping sides

>>19189873
>+.03%
AAAAAAAAAAAH BLOOD RED AAAAAAH

>>19189898
>the only poor countries are non-white

>>19189874
Aw a fellow Airbus and Raytheon tard. Hope we're right.

>>19189923
Are Slavs White? Either way I plan to retire in Eastern Europe where the girls are cute and things are cheap.

So flat it’s practically concave

Baidu fucked my ass hard those past couple of days.

>>19189916
Bearish signal

>>19189713
We already had a rich anon here that shilled Vietnam with a bunch of reasons why, so Vietnam is the official /smg/-resort

might be impulsive but I closed 1/3 of WTI puts in big red.

>>19188491
well at least it's not photoshopped.. but doesn't prove that you work there.. just that you work or live near it :^)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lowes to the moon, 1st quarter earnings best on record...buy tomorrow and get rich.

Screen cap for posterity

>>19190019
I believe it, but it’s hard to tell how much of that is (unironically) priced in already. And for that reason, I’m out.

boys where is the red?

Like all large Chinese companies, Baidu was directly commanded by the Xi Jinping's Chinese Communist Party to cook the books with regards to earnings. Luckin Coffee was just the one that got caught. The government-orchestrated accounting fraud & ensuing capital theft from international markets has of course intensified due to the COVID-19 crisis.

All Chinese companies should be de-listed until they are fully audited by the SEC.

>>19190019
Fuck Lowes, they cannibalized OSH

>>19190019
Tankertards told me the exact same things and then tankers tanked, I won't be had again. Now I only buy stocks with crap earnings.

>>19190059
You think it's just Chinese companies? Tell me how Uber and Lyft beat.

>>19189898
The women care. Honest to god, it doesn't matter if you travel with a wife/gf/fiance, the women will overtly hit on you right on front of them. They think you're loaded because you're white, and they will treat the woman you traveled with like shit. They are desperate to find a white guy to marry, even if he's with someone else.

SE Asian women do not give a fuck

>>19189937
Slavs are white but non-human.

>>19189425
Once the what gets announced?

>>19190144
He's claiming a vaccine will get announced this week.

>>19190169
there is zero chance a vaccine is announced anon.

>>19189425
Reeks of pump and dump

>>19190169
Why did it crash so hard today then? Is he trying to get me to hold his bags?

>>19189425
Potential vaccines get announced all the fucking time, they're always early stage trials of like a handful of people that dont mean jack shit. SRNE already pumped and now it will dump.

>>19189425
You don't know shit about SRNE. They have developed artificial Abs and say it's superior to vaccines because now you don't need to use a vaccine to generate them. Also they said they have a half-life of 1 week aka DOA. Oh, and that's in vitro only.

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>>19189425
>with all these spooks from the FBI two buildings over in our office for the last two months


GUYS o_o

>>19190268
oh wow he can use google maps? impressive for a dipshit larper, he should take his talents to /pol/ and become the next q

I went long when biztards bobos started gloating. But not it's the reverse.
It's going to be the time to sell soon when everyone's happy, second wave will fuck us pretty hard during fall since americans are retarded fucks.

Vaccine development do not happen this fast, especially for coronaviruses that mutate extremely quickly.

>>19190276
i mean it seems sus at the least, company working on COVID vaccine is literally next door to FBI, their company is getting pumped with funds

little weird d00d

>>19189549
Accurate.

>>19190268
damn I'm definitely buying in tomorrow.. /biz/ was good to me with uavs and mvis.. it can't be wrong with this! anon must be telling the truth..

I'm staying the hell away from upstart bio companies. Especially those who claim "vaccine" for the virus. For one thing there are to many working on it; your odds of hitting the winning lotto ticket are not good. For another it won't be ready for use till next year (if it works). Leaving you hanging in the wind for several months. While other more profitable ventures pass you by. So you could end up screwing yourself.

>>19190046
kek, O'Leary is always on point

Deja vu
I've just been in this place before

We are locked between 280 and 295. If you don’t see that yet you are helpless or you don’t like easy money
>past performance is no guarantee of future results, investors should consider carefully information contained blah blah blah, don’t come after me SEC

>>19190369
Higher on the dow
And I know it's my time to crash

>>19190268
oh shid!!

>>19189395
>settle down. t. 32 y/o dude
>>19189395
>qt, virginal, yellow wife
FUCK

OH FUCKACKACK do I know this desire...

>>19189359
Hikaru "all abs, tits, and forehead" Aoyama

NEW NEW NEW

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>>19190339
but what if its a shell company to legally release the virus israel made a year ago when they weaponized SARS