/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19180241
MINISTER YOU SATOSHI

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/05/18/moderna-reports-positive-data-on-early-stage-coronavirus-vaccine-trial.html
>If the vaccine is found to be effective and safe to use, it could be ready for the market in early 2021, the company said.

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/05/14/coronavirus-who-warns-it-could-take-up-to-5-years-to-control-pandemic.html?__twitter_impression=true&recirc=taboolainternal
>WHO warns it could take up to 5 years before the coronavirus pandemic is under control

How to short the WHO?

>>19180241
Show me your portfolio and what you're holding.

SLB, MRO, FANG. Most of my portfolio is SLB

Take your profits and run.

>>19180279
Bears get what they fucking deserve.

>>19180241
>>>19180245
You don't understand shit. The US' interests rates are still too fucking high, we need to bring them in the negatives to compete with yurop. Big Numbers!

>>19180297
>How to short the WHO?
Short China

First for short acb

LA ULTIMA TRAMPA DEL TORO

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>>19180306
Ancient Chinese secret

My second cup, made it even bitter with more bobo tears.

>>19180306
Just GGP and a gold ETF.

>>19180337
also fuck anime and fuck jannies

>>19180350
Tasty af desu fren

>leftists are emotionally driven gloom and doomers
>they constantly bet against america
>they constantly thing the sky is falling

>they constantly get BTFO
As it turns out, regular people would prefer that the world not explode.

nothing burger is over

time to go on holiday... oh wait

we're all gonna make it lads.

except bears. they're faggots

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Iran: Tehran vows retaliation in case US takes actions against Venezuela-bound oil tankers

>>19180380
>making everything into politics
kill yourself newfag

>Back to all time highs despite massive unemployment, broken supply chains, and crushing debt.
lol

>>19180394
this fucking nigga gets it

You black negro fucks talked me out of longing dax when it was under 9k.
I will never forgive you....
As soon as I make it I will unleash a thousand contracted poojeet spammers on these threads so you niggers can understand what it means to fuck me

SOXL I will never sell you

>>19180380
The world exploding or not is not a function of wishfull thinkng.

>>19180406
couldn't help but notice that bobos are "drumpf" posters.

>no one will ever go on a cruise aga-

>>19180407
Good picture, fren. That’s definitely representative of that absolute zoomer retard take.

>>19180421
>what is consumer confidence?

>>19180419

cant believe you have so much money in a fucking ROBINHOOD account

>>19180385
Go my plane and cruise tickets for July. Cheap as hell right now even with the upgrade to first class and cabin suite. At least if I get quarantined on the ship I'll have a nice room to enjoy.

Reminder that every crash has a recovery like this and it goes down again not long after. Don't hedge your bets on staying over 25000 again for long.

i have $1k what do i buy

>DAX +6%
>SP +4%

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONNNN

>>19180067
id say you are retarded if you perform any action atm

>>19180419
What's your all time profit percentage?

>>19180419
Post all time

>>19180403
Sauce me, faggot.

>>19180314
Bull larp, any true bear knows when the dump is coming and there's a bull-run between now and then.

>>19180469
>>19180469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT7zFY6PGiI

>they fell for the slightly more uncomfortable seasonal sniffles will end humanity as we know it hoax

>>19180439
Do you really consult consumer confidence when going out to shop? Nigger please

>>19180430
>5 bookings
>600% increase
>35 total bookings
neat.

>>19180430
>>19180339
>The combined sales for three days after the announcement represented a 200% increase vs the same date range in May 4 – May 6, 2019 – when folks traveled without fear of the novel coronavirus, Cruise Planners said.

Newfag here, I'd assume it's probably a bad time to jump in to try to chase it, correct?

>>19180459
UPRO

>>19180241
>made 10% today
I'm loving it lads

There's NO WAY we go back to SPY 3K this week
Dump tomorrow

>>19180458
>every crash
Except, you know, the ones that don't follow your stupid imagined pattern, get fucked, nerd

>>19180444
>cant believe you have so much money in a fucking ROBINHOOD account
When this fuck ass economy looks like it's gonna finally recover for real I'm moving to TDA
>>19180465
>>19180468
I got JUSTed right along with everything else but did do some strategic buying and selling so I'm in good profit since the bottom

>>19180489
Cough cough

>>19180485
How do I profit from this? Should I go all in on $KTOS?

One more day like today this week and I’m officially in the /made it/ club, lads. I’ll send you a postcard

why do i enjoy those cute anmie girl pictures so much?
i don't even watch anime

>>19180407
How many times do you need to be told that it will literally be a V shaped recovery
>broken supply chains
Proof?

>>19180513
You missed it lad, buy on red days and sell on green days.

>>19180396
Based

RCL..*chants* R...C..L

>>19180437
What your take?

HOLY SHIT PH INJECT THESE GAINS RIGHT INTO MY VAINS

>>19180540
Nice bro, diamond hands paid off

>>19180513
We're gonna be green all week. Buying in now is free money.

>>19180513
The longer you wait the higher it'll get.

>>19180545
juss go niggin mane fell me?i aint here give no finanshil addvise im just passing word on fel me?

Going to cash in my CVS and CLX bags lads

What would /biz/ recommend as a wildcard, usually hold for 1-3 weeks - no meme stocks

Should I cut my losses on american airlines? Im willing to hold for 10 years if I need to but im starting to think that maybe its going to 0 rather than garnering a profit. Any thoughts on this?

>>19180495
See >>19180512

>>19180540
See how it went up just before you got JUSTed?

Take note, lads.

Mashallah brothers!

>>19180297
well i don't want to be a downer but take this factoid with a grain of salt. there has never been a successful vaccine using mRNA method.

>he doesn't use webull for the hilarious normie shill comment section

>>19180559
>he doesn't watch anime
My investment strategy is based solely on the last anime I watched

>>19180306
Based SLB

Stocks for this feel?

>>19180619
>Triple bottom
Lol

>>19180540
What percentage down was the low?

>>19180563
>buy on red days and sell on green days.
this is the best advice in the stock market

>>19180538
Those are V-shaped recoveries which are spurred by increased consumer demand. Q2 is absolutely fucked. I would be astonished if this stayed up.

>>19180512
>2 days
>not an average
THE REACHING LMAO! How fucking bad is it???

this shit is coming DOWN

BJ calls

>why yes, I did buy the dip in gold stocks, how could you tell?

and just like that, it will never drop below 2950 ever again

How much am I fucking myself by majoring in math, minoring in CS rather than vice versa? Assume I have projects on github and such.

>Sold everything at DJIA 30k
>Didn't buy back in because all the economic indicators seem batshit insane
>1k rally in not even a day

I fucked up, didn't I?

>>19180549
I really hope you sell today my man, don't be greedy.

>>19180712
why.

>>19180672
who is this guy
bloomer?

>>19180562
I know you are a nickle per hour shill being paid by the CIA to post, but you do know what a V looks like, right?

Here's one for reference: V

>>19180688
What if there are two green days in a row? I would have nothing to sell

>>19180609
bump

>>19180538
Enhanced.

>>19180731
What, you're not fucking yourself at all anon, that's perfect for finance.

>>19180512
>>19180430

has this whole thing just been a big advertisement for cruises?
what if they come back stronger lmao

>>19180731
What’s that got to do with stocks?

>>19180734
No, you did the right thing. No need to be greedy.

>>19180731
A fuckton unless you're looking to enter the data science meme, then only a little (assuming you do have projects). Math is a meme unless you go academia and a minor in CS is only something you want to add to a non-stem degree (e.g. economy with cs minor is good).

>>19180731
>I have projects on github and such.
What projects are those?

>>19180306
Why is smg so ashamed to show their portfolio?

S&P500 HITTING 3000 EOD
BEARS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>19180444
>t. Brainwashed by the big brokerages firms who used to make you pay for each trade
Or
>t. Paid shill by the big brokerage firms

Are there any arguments to be made that robo advisors are "bubbles" (kind of like the alleged ETF bubble only different) or is the main argument against using them that it is technically possible to outperform them via retail / day trading?

>>19180744
earnings smash incoming

>>19180345
Nice, what sort of options are you holding?

>>19180584
Have a look at today’s volume.

>>19180538
>Posting an image of a random timeline to strengthen his point
>His own image shows a retest of the previous low in 3 months.
KEK

>xrx
>book value: 25$
>market value 15$
hmmmmmm

>>19180538
I see the same double crash here anon. Granted the pattern is a bit compressed (it's 10/1987 ~ 01/1988: two bottoms before recovery).
Personally though I'm most concerned, beside the usual fundamental indicators, about the speed of the recovery.

>>19180755
dont take is so literal, all it does is get you good entries

>>19180306
BUD DAL KOS MRO
Also have 5 HAL 15 C Jan 15 2022 calls

All in my Roth IRA which is up 14% today. I think I'm going to hit it out if the park on these Haliburton calls

>>19180609
Cut loses and move to UAL
Maybe some JBLU

>>19180584
>he doesn't the fed pumps every monday

>5x leveraged nasdaq since the dip
retard strength

>>19180795
see
>>19180549

>>19180786
Next time you get locked out of trading twice on the worst two days, be sure to curse those dang "servers" for always going down.

>>19180825
Why are you concered? NASDAQ already postive YTD? SPX nearly at ATH? Seems legit, doesn't it. :)

>>19180780
It depends on what area of business you're going into. If you're on the front line in sales, you don't really need it. Finance loves maths though.

How long before we back at $150 RTX bros

>>19180785
>it's going to happen for real

God fucking dammit

>>19180867
:
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Powell hour gonna be strong af today. S&P +5% at close

When should I sell get the feeling this pump is just on closures ending. Already got 25% back of my portfolio back in cash today. Quarter 2 doesn't look like it'll have much hood news especially if covid comes back in a 2nd wave like it has in some countries that ended closures.

>>19180873
never unfortunately. Probably be at 70 by 2021 though

Anon...

Its time to start closing your longs

>>19180676
Almost 14%. Most of my money was in Bitcoin when the dip started but once March started dropping in earnest I started buying stocks hence why the graph is weird. If I had been all in at the beginning I would have lost my ass. As it is I'm buying as it goes up. However...
>>19180616
I'm strongly considering a mental stop loss if SPY starts trending down

>>19180396

>>19180780
>old friend was validictorian of my high school
>finished math bachelors in 4 years at a prestigious school
>goes for a phd in math
>every year he says it will be his last year in school
>we're now both 30, he has been pursuing his phd for 8 years

>>19180873
>$150
>he doesn't know

The stock was traded at a 2.5 to 1 when the merger happened.

150 / 2.5 = 60

>>19180889
I'm expecting the 3:00/3:50PM red dildoes today.

>>19180899
This desu
People will take profits EoD.

>>19180777
It seems like the point to be greedy has passed. Everyone is now being greedy.

>>19180856
unironically based

>>19180919
>Leaving uni
>Actually doing stuff
Nah

>CHADAQ's almost back to where it was in February.
What a chad.

DONT FORGET TO TAKE YOUR PROFITS FOR THE DAY.

>>19180919
When he gets his phd he can easily get $300-400k working for an investment bank. While you'll be making $35k flipping burgers. I don't get what point you're trying to make.

>>19180947
not quite yet

>>19180871
Yes, you can land a finance or fintech job with the right math choices, and a cs minor is helpful there. But you'd do MUCH better by going straight stats, finance, or fintech as appropriate.
A cs minor is useful even if you're front line sales, gives you flexibility you wouldn't otherwise have among other things.

>>19180991
I feel that buying in now is really just FOMO. Surely, it can't go on like this. We'll soon hit ATH again, and the indicators will be shit.

>>19180932
Yeah but that’s only because it’ll be +7% before then. +5% @ close CONFIRMED

>>19180988
>imagine actually believing that

Tfw mostly cash and everything is green reeeeee i'm about to instabuy some airlines without any dd pls stop me

>>19180891
Q2 is already priced in. We all know the data is gonna be shit

>>19180380
migapedes are such drones that everything thats required for them to think everything is ok is for the stock market to go up

> bobos begging everyone to sell today

>>19181013
Spy 2021 puts when it hits 300.

who else buying RTX??

>>19180672
>>19180747
that’s special forces military tier

Having met a few of those guys in my day, honestly their only weakness is how autistically dedicated they are to self-improvement and therefore might be caught off guard by things in their social life. They’re absolute Chads when it comes to everything else.

>>19181023
thin volume my nigga

>>19180919
See if you're friend was really so smart he would recognize the opportunity college of another 8+ years in school and understand that PhD programs are retarded.

t. 22 y/o with a degree in EE from a state school making $75k starting

>>19181033
this, shameless display

>>19181018
https://news.efinancialcareers.com/us-en/301445/quant-trader-pay-phd-e-traders-automated-trading-salaries

Are you retarded? I work in the industry and it's a well known fact. Math/Physics PhDs are worth their weight in fucking gold. The average salary for a math PhD in investment banking is between $250 to 400k. At least do some fucking research before you open your stupid mouth.

>>19181055
Lol'd.

>>19181023
Do it, idgaf

>>19180988
>35K flipping burgers

$10 an hour is $20,800 and $15 an hour is $31,200

just trying to make your point a little better

I am financially ruined

Any companies you guys still think are very undervalued? Don't just shill me your random trash please.

>>19181065
xDDD Epic roast my friend : ) Lol'd to you too! Nice argument you colossal faggot. Keep being stupid, you'll get far in life.

>>19181071
Not sure where you're from but you can get upwards of $15/hr for flipping burgers here. The living costs are astronomical though.

>>19181030
>posting in a stock market thread on a business board whilst whining about how number go up isn’t the only important thing

uh ok, go sing kumbaya with the faggots on /lgbt/ or dissolve what’s left of your brain on consooming media with the rebbitors on /tv/ or something. Why the fuck are you posting here retard?

>>19181093
OXY, OLN

>>19181013

Patience .. the market will always be there. It is too volitile to fomo. If this really is the beggining of a new rally rhen you can buy in after its confirmed ans you can collect for the next couple of years

>he didn’t buy the 2nd all time low dips on airlines and cruises

Lads I’m up 30% in a day. Is this what it’s like knowing you’ll make it in the future? Best part is I have no other money to invest I can just fit bsvk and watch the line go up. Them good chemicals.

>>19181093
I have none.
If I had any I would have open positions but I just see overvalued stuff

>>19181055
Not calculating the debt accumulated over 8 years to pay back. Bullish.

>>19181132
>Imagine actually being American
Education is free here.

>>19181093
Good old ET

>>19181093
MWX

>>19181023
Dont invest what you are not prepared to lose. Do it in small incrimenta and set your stop losses.

>>19181110
God damn it feels nice to have a higher IQ than you. Keep seething on me

>>19181030
>*insert profanity and misrepresentation of events*
[circus seal class and wooing intensifies]
He has a British accent, so you KNOW he's smart!

>>19181182
>[circus seal class
circus seal clapping*

>>19181146
Imagine investing in American stock market because your home country is so shit.

is my portfolio looking good going forward? am i gonna mke it?

>>19181207
No one said anything about investing in the American ""market"".

>>19181155
this, I got in for way cheaper than it is now but its going through the roof

>>19181182
Very cool pasta

>>19181229
I suppose it could be turned into a pasta, but I just wrote it up as evidenced by my typo.

>>19180988
yeah nice fantasy academicuck

>>19181146

If everything is free what’s the point of anything? And how do you know you’re getting quality of the price is free? You could be locked in a room with some shithead like me teaching the class and get nothing out of it but why the Holocaust is a lie and how Jews used blacks to ruin America.

>>19181045
Do it fren

Shill me some ESG / renewable stocks

I currently hold VTIQ (Nikola) and ENPH

>>19181237
You downloaded the image from 4chan so i assumed you ripped off the pasta as well

Why is CNBC letting this fat fuck call in through a tin can?

>>19181100
You didn't even read your own link, which elaborates that the figure includes everything from sign-on bonus to salary, and the actual tc outside of year 0 is more like $150k on average. It also specifies that nobody's interested in pure math PhDs as opposed to applied math/stats PhDs, and that these numbers are reserved to top-tier (i.e. unicorn) candidates and not the average candidate. Unicorn candidates aren't "just" grad, they typically own a quant trading company and have had several internships in these companies during their PhD, among other factors. Not only that, but the article goes on with shit like
>“Candidates from a top 50 global STEM program and an undergraduate degree with a high GPA are viewed more favorably than a mediocre undergrad and a strong PhD.
i.e. the PhD isn't making a dime more than the fresh grad.
Let's not forget this nugget just for you:
>but some of the best-performing programs he has seen for engineers are software management at Carnegie Mellon and computer science at MIT, as well as Oxford and Cambridge.
I.e. nobody cares about math retards. They hire computer scientists, not mathfags.
All the while, that's less than an average fresh grad in tech. But hey, keep hanging on to a literal /sci/ meme that was always a good joke on account of the fact that math PhDs can't even so much as be employed outside academia on average, and get paid peanuts all around.

>>19180394
Well said!

>>19181262

who the fuck watches financial TV anymore lmao

>>19181258
No, I did a google image search and then a screen grab, then ctrl+v into the quick reply box. I have auto-rename enabled.

>>19181257
NEE, picking up a few more shares on payday

>>19181219
your ACB stock killing it today

>>19181093
RTX

WE'RE GONNA PUMP TO 4% BY EOD AND I'M GONNA CUM MY PANTS FUCK YOU BOBO I HATE YOU SO GODDAMN MUCH

>>19181221
Imagine being in a shit country not investing in American stock market but hanging out in smg. Just admit your retarded. It’s ok.

>>19181242
>>19181264
Read this then

https://www.investopedia.com/articles/financialcareers/08/quants-quantitative-analyst.asp

"Compensation in the field of finance tends to be very high, and quantitative analysis follows this trend.45 It is not uncommon to find positions with posted salaries of $250,000 or more, and when you add in bonuses, a quant likely could earn $500,000+ per year. As with most careers, the key to landing the high-paying jobs is a resume filled with experience, including with well-known employers, as well as reliance on recruiting firms and professional networking for opportunities. "

I don't really understand why people fail to believe quants earn up to $400k.

>>19181249
Universal healthcare and free higher education increase quality of life. The quality of professors is one of the best in the world. If you think price is an indicator of quality then you're truly beyond fucking retarded

I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in anon. None of you know how to actually value a company. You have no fucking clue how taxes work. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are too fucking uneducated and stupid to comprehend how fucked you are.
Idk why I'm even posting this, fucking good luck kids
.>>19181258

>>19180369
seeth more you fucking nigger

>up 13%
>most stocks are airline and cruise ships

Am I based or a retard?

>>19180241
bobo?

>>19180549
Don't be greedy, take the profit while you can. A rug pull could happen anytime..

>>19181312
When is going below $50? I wanted to get some more last week but mos of my money was tied up in ccl.

>>19181332
You're really hardcore coping anon. Face it, you fucked yourself. Now you're not even taking experience into account after graduation. Not even your article, but your very own QUOTE THAT YOU CHERRYPICKED mentions this is what it looks like at end of life, not as a fresh grad.

>>19181284
Bro how the fuck do you do that. I hate looking like an autist when i steal images from google

why invest in sideways index funds?

>>19181357
Bit of both, the true chad mix anon

>>19181146
Your lifelong high taxes will flatten out the differences

>>19180780
>a minor in CS is only something you want to add to a non-stem degree (e.g. economy with cs minor is good).
Is this necassarily true? Why?

Honestly the upper level CS classes just seem more boring, like stuff that would be easy enough to self teach. But I don't wanna cripple my future here of course.

Who here /acbputs/

PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP

>>19181353
nice pasta

PUMP IT HIGHER. HIGHERRRRRRRRRR.

>>19181367
If it does, I only lose $500. If it doesn’t, I can pay off all my debnts. I shall hold fast.

>>19181353
i have cum to the realization you are a faggot bro

Bear here. My shorts cost me 600 bucks today. It ate up all my gains from the equity that I'm bagholding. If tomorrow's green, I'm giving up and becoming a bull.

>>19181237
It displays your drone-like lack of critical thinking, so common in the MAGA crowd. The person you responded to said that just because the stock market goes up, it's not all roses. You instantly assumed he was a leftist, because to you a person can only be one of two groups: a Trump supporter or a leftist.

>>19181375
There is a program called "greenshot" and all you gotta do is just press the printscreen get and you'll be able to drag and select what you want from the screen and it with automatically save it to your clipboard. Then all you have to do is go to the quick reply box and ctrl+v to paste it in. And it will paste what is in your clipboard.

>>19181297
i put in a 16 put an hour ago to hedge it

I bought SPXL and even though its up 10% today, I'm still down 3%. Such a bull market....

>>19181332
>Universal healthcare and free higher education increase quality of life.
You're retarded, leftist faggot. It's not free. White, middle class men pay for all your programs, and the money goes to browns and women. Fuck you and your abortions.

>>19181372
What are you talking about? Average salary is $200k. Just Google quant salary and you'll find that. Most of the quants I talk to already earn more than $250k. You can talk shit as much as you want but I work in the industry already. It's kind of baffling how confident retards can be when they have no idea what they're talking about. All you do is watch anime and jerk off to pixels. Stop pretending you know anything. Keep investing your $10k though, I'm sure you'll get rich trading useless options.

>>19181386
? No it won't. Americans pay three times for healthcare than countries with universal healthcare. Taxes here are actually LESS than the US so you're talking out of your ass.

>>19181376
swing trade options for free money

>>19181368
>When is going below $50?
Never. Du Wei's execution will pump RTX further up and might play catch-up with TSLA.

>>19181155
Is it an oil company?

>>19181424
>teaching outsiders

Pro tip: you know how I know we're going to go up? Cuz we're going up. We'll go down when we go down. As simple as it is. Buy

>>19181223

My only regret is that all the high dividend stocks that ive invested in have mooned so much so fast that I could hardly earn additional income fast enough to buy more. The payout on ET went from ~30% to about 15% now

>>19181455
Midstream oil and gas pipeline

>>19181405
>P-P-PASTA
Megamind here

>>19181357
You're gonna make it.

>>19181441
Jesus, I forget you MAGA faggots have three braincells and 10 IQ. I'm not even going to bothering talking to you. You clearly have difficulty grasping that collective safety nets benefit everyone, not just the ones who are working class. But keep being a schizo and blaming DA JOOZ on your failing economy.

>>19181472
So it actually depends on if the American oil industry recovers

>>19180782
>>19180306
Posting your positions is bad luck.

finally CCL got shit on

>>19181455
Natty pipeline that occasionally deals with oil

Bulls are kill
Abandoned baby

>>19181388
It's just that the cs minor doesn't give you anything, and you sacrifice the opportunity to take more specialized courses that would allow you to stand out better if you go that route.
Not so if you're in a softer domain where you become one of the rare people who can interface between quant and qual, can pivot if you like the quant side better, can automate tasks that others have to do by hand, etc.
Anyone can self-teach 100% of software engineering, and about 75-85% of CS (if it weren't for the lack of textbooks and texts without jewed out solutions manuals, 100% would be possible too, but things like graph theory, tcs, complexity theory, linear programming, stochastic processes, etc. require solid theoretical foundations), but the piece of paper has inherent value unfortunately.

>>19181093
Everything is overpriced right now

BEAR CHADS

RIZEN THE FUCK UP

>>19181443
I wish we had free healthcare. Then we would have never had to shutdown the economy. I personally would have very little self preservation instincts if there were no financial consequences for my actions. True freedom.

>>19181501
Are you denying men pay a net positive in taxes?

>>19181443
Cringe, anon. Your pathetic attempts at cope are just plain yikes. Even your very own sources BTFO you.

>>19181542
fuck i spelled Ryzen wrong

>>19181363
What did Wilson say? Where?

Biggest regret in my life not buying RCL

>>19181093
CAT, especially if you go back and buy last friday.

>>19181368
Might as well buy in now anon

>>19181561
Yeah whatever. Keep trolling.

>>19181475
you don't work at KPMG faggot just fucking neck yourself

Christ I'm glad I'm not getting called into the office. Checked my work e-mail, seems wearing a mask and temp checks before entering is mandatory now. If you refuse you could face disciplinary action (which is bullshit imo)

>https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/stocks--dow-soars-as-vaccine-hopes-trigger-sea-of-green-2175806
Told ya, vaccine is coming lads.

imagine pursuing a phd in math

>>19181524
I see VIX moving finally, and it's going down. Afternoon pump inc

>>19181609

pure hopium

sucker's rally

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4348519-s-and-p-500-yes-will-be-blood

>>19181018
investment banking does make that...idk why you’re doubting this post. they work a fuckload though.

>>19181608
what a fucking joke

>>19181614
This. SPY $350 EOW

>>19181583
It has rallied to drop back down before and it will do it again

>>19181608
Retard

>>19181634
Sure, as a managing director. More like 85k as a junior analyst.

>>19181626
>wanting stock market to crash
>wanting depression to fall upon us
You're disgusting.

>>19180396
What are you picking up this week divvy fren?

First time i bought puts today - x3 leveraged. Good luck to everyone.

how the fuck does it work? there is barely any volume but it goes up, marketmakes just pushing the order book up or what?

Anyone else go long when all of /biz/, youtube and reddit starting being really bearish last week?
I don't get this big brain feeling too often but feels nice.

>>19181673
Ape post.

>>19181634
Just ignore him, he's an obvious troll. Probably got bullied by a math phd and now he seethes that they actually make x100 his salary. He's just a pathetic loser who still lives with his parents and has to pay them rent.

>>19181423
>a Trump supporter or a leftist.
seeings as Trump is a healthy step rightward from the previous candidates of mitt romney, mccain and Jeb! (who was going to be the candidate in 2016 if not for Trump), and Trump is the most-rightwing-but-also-politically-viable candidate possible right now, you either do support Trump or you are indeed a leftist. If you are on the right and don't support Trump, that means that you are willing for the executive branch to be controlled by the democrats. And even if you really have to pinch your nose and hold back vomit when voting for Trump it is indisputable to anyone right of center that he is preferable to leftist victory.
Personally I hate jews and I believe America should be for whites only. I hate that the base of the right is evangelical-kike-worshippers-and-haiti-missionary-trip-cucks. I hate that the kikes control so many levers of power and that Trump has to navigate the reality of the geopolitical situation established after 70+ years of total kike global dominance, and yes he is a boomer and as such riddled with post WW2 propaganda, but he was indeed best case scenario given the political realities of 2016 and 2020. His policies through a wrench in many of the kike globohomo campaigns. I want Trump to win because either Trump or the Democrat (presumably Biden) one of those two will undoubtedly be elected President in 2020. There is no third option. It WILL BE either Trump or (D). Faced with that reality. I support Trump.
Don't you?

In anycase, Supporting the least bad option of the two allows for things to decay slower and in that time anyone right of center must participate in grass roots redpilling of the base so that in 2024, there can be an equally large step rightward away from Trump just as he was a step rightward from Romney. Continually bringing the median political stance of the base rightward will produce more right wing candidates more in line with my further-right-wing-than-Trump beliefs.

>>19181582
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/todays-stock-market-looks-like-march-2009-before-the-longest-bull-run-in-history-says-morgan-stanleys-mike-wilson-2020-05-18?mod=home-page

i hope 4chan janny niggers don't ban me for posting links.

>>19181673
I dont want that

but I dont want to be on the wrong side of that more.

https://youtu.be/gbS-dhoX0P4

how do i invest

>>19181626
Retail finna be left bagholding

>>19181707
Literally read the fucking OP

>>19181609
Nothing is coming, this was trial 1 phase

>>19181702
>but I dont want to be on the wrong side of that more.
Well as long as you're not betting against the house then you're on the right side of everything.

>>19181441
this argument is so dim witted. your money goes to programs that don’t benefit you at all, yet you bitch about how paying for the essential health of other human beings is a bad thing. imagine basing your argument around “i am a shit bag.” go fuck yourself. instead you support your tax money going towards Trump’s administration staying in his own hotels and feeding into his family’s wealth. yeah, your current tax dollar is sure being utilized in a better way than healthcare and education. you could use some free education yourself.

>>19181583
Your biggest regret should be not buying puts on RCL today and anything else you 15%

>>19181719
ok but how do i make money

>>19181738
Read >>19181719

REFR cheapies

>inb4 they pull the rug right now

>>19181738
Buy high sell low

>>19181712
Wall street failed again. Or didn't they? kek

>>19181760

>>19181698
There's a difference between supporting Trump and wanting Trump to win over the other currently-realistic options.

>>19181737
>betting against the mouse

>>19181749
but im not making money

>>19181707
Pay someone to do it for you because you're a retard.

>>19181760
They're already teasing it on UAL.

It's sad to see Druckenmiller, Gundlach, Dalio, and Buffett become permabears. The game has passed them by. They have been left behind. The turbo boomers can't adjust to the new normal of infinity brrrring. JayPow has made bobos obsolete.

>>19181738

Invest in cheapies and wait. Every move you make will be the wrong one for the first year or so until you’ve watched and learned a bit. Time in the market > timing the market. Maybe take 20 bucks and play with penny stocks to get your head and heart use to the rush and crash of quick gains and watching it all be wiped out, some things are only learned the hard way.

>>19181776
>1776 get
>betting against DIS is literally betting against America

>>19181626

>>19181791
Ed Seykota is the only old guard that still has it

>>19181332
>the key to landing the high-paying jobs is a resume filled with experience, including with well-known employers, as well as reliance on recruiting firms and professional networking for opportunities.
exactly. literally 8 years of resume building and networking wasted pursuing a meme.

Were all taking profits right?

>>19181817

put a tripcode so I can laugh at you tomorrow during black tuesday

>>19181791
>the new normal of infinity brrrring. JayPow has made bobos obsolete.
There are a lot of factors why we're now at bull season other than just printer money meme. Lots of optimism in Q3.

>>19181809

You mean betting against Jews. Which is an even worse idea if you like money.

>>19181760
>surely they'll pull the rug now!

t. down 99% on bearish etfs hoping for a crash since march

>>19181774
more of a distinction without a difference, come election day anyway.
The key is to have conversations with everyone and redpill them as much as you can, and what Trump helps is that he often brings up issues or exposes things that you can expand upon and tell people more of the taboo-truth that people in power can not say. Pull the base rightward and you'll get more right wing candidates. That's all you can do.

>>19181848
I have an IQ of 153 and I only ever sell within .5% of the top, it never fails. I haven’t sold yet and don’t plan on selling today. Make your own decisions though.

and then, for no reason at all, optionsprofitscalculator.com stopped working :(

>>19181839
Don't bother. Neither side is going to convince the other.

>>19181890
WHAT NOOOOOOOOOO

>NEW
>>19181903
>>19181903
>>19181903

>>19181848
yep already did

sitting comfy in my shorts now

>>19181889
>Having an IQ over 100%
Lmao
>>19181890
Stage 3 of the plan executed, my Bog.

>>19181862
>a lot of factors
Which ones?

>>19181791
>permabears
Are they?

Dalio sounds like he’s concerned about currency risk.

>>19181922
>IQ over 100%
Are you retarded? 100 IQ is the average, not the maximum.

>>19181889
What a weak bait. Try harder next time, faggot.

What should I buy a call/put in? I know I’m not worthy....

>>19181983
No, it means he uses 100% of his brain, idiot

>>19181983
You replied, didn’t you? Feed me more (You)’s

>>19182014
Here you go

>>19181527
>but things like graph theory, tcs, complexity theory, linear programming, stochastic processes, etc
This is kind of why I wanted to stick with Math, to grapple with those things better. I'll probably just double major - is that good? It's not that many more classes and I think at this point it wouldn't even extend my enrollment time.

Unfortunately I have this nagging feeling that I will regret not getting my degree in math.

>>19181754
You think something will happen?

>>19182005
Fuck it, I'll bite:

Buy both a 40 call and 15 put on ACC exp 9/18.

REIT that only deals in student housing, either colleges stay closed and ACC get's BTFO by crushing debt due Aug 1st, or colleges stay open and ACC makes huge waves with that massive Disney project.

ACC could also get BTFO if any of their properties get devalued, which would fuck them outta any more loans, so the low side is more likely imo.

Both of those I just cited require heavy swings, I'm just recommending them since you get get them for fucking cheap so why not. If you want a more likely deal, move those numbers closer to the current price, but it will cost a greater premium.

>>19181943
He did a Ted talk and basically predicted a currency reset.

>>19181673
I just want cheapies, nigga.

>>19181698
Rambling, parroted gibberish about muh joos, what a surprise. What are you doing on /biz/ anyway, aren't there some more Q crumbs on /pol/ to jack off to?

>tfw still bagholding UAVS from pnd a few weeks ago

Should I just cut my losses at this point?

>>19180396
Das rite!

>>19182117
Good if you want more of an academic spin on your career. You should research very carefully on that topic. Go talk to profs, grad students, but also fresh grads who just accepted a job at a variety of companies that you might be interested in. Those people are always open to discuss stuff even if you cold contact them (and linkedin helps).
Double major math + CS is solid all around and if you don't mind the extra time and expenses, though, I absolutely recommend it, especially over math + minor in CS, but even over a pure degree because I believe you gain a ton from the other side, regardless of where you lean.

>>19181805
Literally. I lose a couple hundred. Make a couple hundred. Literally just breaking even every time or making 20$. I seriously have no idea what I'm doing buttttt. Only one way to learn I reckon. Gonna try open a paper account to get into options

>>19182191
You should've cut your losses the moment it dipped to 5% loss you retard.

>>19181363
>40K by 2023
but my prediction was 40K in 2025...

>>19181363
>BUY OUR BAGS!

>>19182226
To learn options paper trading isn't a bad idea. Expirement with taking long positions on an equity and selling weekly covered calls to get a feel for the basics of using options to generate income. I would also expirement buying calls with greater than 365 days to expiration both ITM and OTM. Don't bother messing with buying short term options when paper trading because it's degenerate gambling and will give you false confidence

I can't wait until after 2:00 PM if these gains hold to see what my 401K and mutual funds did today.

>>19181028
Very funny but the priced in meme isnt going to stop me from taking profits. Had i taken profits 2 weeks ago I'd be up 7k rather than 4k after it dipped down to 1k.

WHY ISNT SPY GOING UP???

>>19180751
kek now bulls will say no one was talking about a v shaped recovery.

They'll feel like they're winning right until everyone is jumping off of buildings.