/biz/ - Business & Finance

>he fell for the chinese flu depression meme

all anime watchers should hang

Should I get in on AMRS?

Accumulate REFR bois

https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2020/04/23/2021035/0/en/Research-Frontiers-SPD-SmartGlass-Licensee-and-Strategic-Investor-Gauzy-Ltd-secures-the-Series-C-investment-from-Hyundai-Motor-Company-Blue-Red-Partners-VC-Singapore-and-Avery-Denn.html

>Series C Funding
>Businesses that make it to Series C funding sessions are already quite successful. These companies look for additional funding in order to help them develop new products, expand into new markets, or even to acquire other companies. In Series C rounds, investors inject capital into the meat of successful businesses, in an effort to receive more than double that amount back. Series C funding is focused on scaling the company, growing as quickly and as successfully as possible.

From last year's NASDAQ bell opening

https://sendvid.com/tt43sssk

https://www.timesofisrael.com/smart-glass-startup-gauzy-gets-funds-from-hyundai-motor-to-expand-product-reach/

I got fucked today, biz... and in a depressing way...

>Sold a covered V call on friday for 180
>Now 188
Bobo made me do this!
Damn you!

At least some good premium I can instantly collect

>>19174777

checked

buying in 5 mins

Any CFD and Forex traders here? Could you give me your expertise. Are you making daily profits, how is your strategy looking.

I'm financially ruined.

>>19174759
>OP Pic
YES.

>>19174777
>25% unemployment and 30% gdp drop isn't a depression
moving the goalposts

>>19174800
Back at you bud

4000+ this summer
1000 by next spring

>>19174810
nice, welcome to the club!

How do I plot a standard deviation chart on tradingview?
Can anyone help me?

>>19174794
you are worse than dividend anon in every conceivable way and I hate that you post in every single thread

>>19174813
Why would anyone pick left?

>>19174802
>Any CFD and Forex traders here?
me pic rel. got fucked on shorts

>how is your strategy looking
what do you mean? what's a strategy?

green line go up is nice but I kinda wanted to buy more KO

>>19174743

Yes it's taxable. Yes you have the option to defer. I deferred because I signed up before the extra amount. I need the extra money at the time to stay afloat. Yes I'm putting money up now for end of year. Also do any of you know if I could start a traditional IRA. And ya know. Maybe offset some of the taxable income I'll owe next year?

THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG
TAKE MY OWN LIFE SONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqV7DB8Iwg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqV7DB8Iwg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqV7DB8Iwg

Fact 1: This shit cannot crab all summer, our debt-based system will explode if line doesn't start going up soon.

Fact 2: If they could have fixed this shit, they would have.

Who’s feeling cocky

>>19174777
>falling for biweekly vaccine meme

cramer takes the red pill

I'm concerned bros. Where did all the /cash/fags disappear? They were all cocky and shit for the past couple of months but now I don't see any of them.

>leftist tranny retards tried as hard as they could to FUD the markets
>the entire MSM and political apparatus of the commies worked to destroy GEOTUS’ economy
>almost back at ATH’s and will add another 20% before the elections
pic related are the haters

>>19174815
I'm certainly not feeling depressed rn

>>19174841
all of us are worse than dividend anon, that isn't a fair comparison

My amazing TA has been right so far, make sure to take profits on opening if you were smart enough to buy the dip when I told you to

>>19174844
a handful of women are both depending on their cycle

>>19174815
yeah we depressed boomer shit so zoomers who had nothing could buy in, whats your point

go invest in cruises or manual lawmowers you old smelly fuck

What are your best tech cheapies? I'm holding #UPWK, but it makes me feel like a fag.

>>19174792
Got myself a small position in it.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>19174837
It's not built in but there's a few in the public library. Just click your indicators button, locate the search bar and type in standard deviation.

fuck china btw

BOOM AND THE BEARS ARE DED

>>19174901
me on the right

>>19174879
Former cashbro here
Now a cash and stock bro
Gains feel good

that green

>>19174920
SDRG.

Friendly reminder to tourists and lurkers .It will take 2-3 quarters for the economy to go full bull market so if you want to ride this don't complain about daily volitility.

>up 8%

what the fuck is happening

OH


BOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPENNNNN

>>19174896
you're such a fucking faggot for being right. I should have swung. my gut said it, but my upside is pretty high and likely to be violent. I can only trade settled funds because of "violations." reee.

*squints*
dump Tuesday?

Why the fuck does Cloudflare always move inverse to the market. It fucking is killing me.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19174942
Hey ready for apple and other tech stocks to go under. Trumpniggers are stupid.

>>19174759
Bearbros, what's going on? Today was supposed to be blood red.

EVERYTHING GREEN EXCEPT FOR WAYFAIR

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY

>>19174879
They spent it on $TQQQ and oil stocks.

>>19174942
The Virgin Chinaman vs. The Chad Whitey

Bet on xlp being 58 and won. First time winning holy fuck this feels amazing

OOOOOOO

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why the fuck cant I buy SHRM

AHHHHHHHHHHH

>>19174972
Good market is bad for piracy.

BOBO ON THE ROPES

>>19174979
OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo

>>19174990
Today just started 3 minutes ago.

I haven't seen green in so long
finally

>tfw up 10%

What the fuck is happening, bros?

right lads, lets get to it *sells everything*

>>19174984
if you do business with the Chinese, there is going to be pain now or later
might as well be now

>>19174972
Good market is bad for piracy.

too much euphoria here, anybody buying puts?

LETS. FUCKING. GOOOOOOO

fuck you Bobo

>>19175027
i swapped out from 2x inverse to 3x inverse.

SHIT IS COLLAPSING AAAAA

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON MY %s ARE FLUCTUATING LIKE +/- 3% every second holy fuck

You all just don’t know how bad this is

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-05-18/over-100-million-in-china-s-northeast-thrown-back-under-lockdown?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-52701524?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

MY LEVERAGED WTI POSITION IS +800% HOLY FUCK DO I PULL OUT OR GO TO THE FUCKING MOON?????

>2.933
2.933
>2.933
2.933
>2.933
2.933
>2.933
2.933
>2.933
2.933
>2.933

Went all in into Spy
Bog my shit up

>>19175054
DONT GET GREEDY SHIT IS FIRE YO

Prepare my anus.

WAYFAIR UNDER 170 THIS IS IT BOYOS

I just bailed the market
So much green that I needed to realize some profits. Bullbros... You go on without me. See you on the other side.

robinhood is shitting the bed

>>19174947
Welcome aboard fren

300 SPY BROKEN SOON

LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH

>>19175054
get out now idiot

BIG GREEN DONG

>>19174945

what the fuck is going on

>>19175079

us bulls already have a flight for mars.

I hope MRO hits 13.40 by eoy.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>this guy walks up and slaps your gf’s indices
What do you do, bearcucks?

If I want to just buy some shit and hold it to the end of the covid fiasco, what should I choose? Is it as simple as just loading up on airlines and cruises? Got $5k here

>CLF currenly up 10.73% today
Time to sell and rebuy Wednesday on the melting red candle. See you on +22% EOW gains bros.

Markets going up are depressing, most of my stocks are super long holds and dividends for life.

I can only afford or justify splurging on stocks during bear market right now.

It is now more cost effective to pay off my 2.5k credit card debt and 9k car loan. See you later during the next dip or when I become debt free.

>X +10%

Cramer is such a scared boomer still
Just whining constantly about how scared he is and how much he loves wearing the mask.
Get with the times old man, no one wants to wear the masks

>>19175075
she has nice hair

Oh my, my SYY
Sweet dreams, smg, Cant stay Blue Jay, Gotta go Buffalo, Bye Bye Butterfly

>>19175081
What the fuck is happening.i can't sell and shit is going all over the place. Won't load. Man fuck them

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! SVRGE! BEARCVCK GETTING CVCOLDED BY BIG BVLL DICK BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLL!

I dont even understand this pump...This is like the fed just announced QE. And on what news? Holy shit. NVDA is at $354...almost double from a month ago. after being down 33%

STOP BUYING WAYFAIR RETARDS JUST LET IT FALL OFF THE CLIFF ALREADY REEEEEEEE

WHEN YOU SELL A CALL ON ROBINHOOD HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO GO THROUGH????? THE PRICE IS DROPPING!!!!

>SMHB
>SDYL

Are etracs, dare I say it, /back/? RIP CEFL/CEFZ

you're not cumming today Bobo

>>19175118
Thanks for the kek. Bears BTFO

LOOK AT DISNEY HOLY FUCK


BOBO ARE YOU THERE????

>>19175150
it depends if you are slapping the bid or if you are putting it in as a limit order at the ask

I should have bought WAY more USAC

Should I get some ALK, boys?

>>19175150
No volume means to money for you friendo

>>19175150
Cancel it and replace it

>>19175072
>>19175090
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT KEEPS GOING UP IT'S +850% NOW

holy fuck, this is a huge fucking pump.

>>19175172
I just saw the profit and hit sell all contracts

>>19175169
I should have bought more.
If only I had the money.

>>19175180
Yes.
t. proud owner of 10 ALK shares
Avoid AAL at all costs, as soon as AAL hits $12 again I'm bailing

>100 million more in lockdown in Northern China

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-05-18/over-100-million-in-china-s-northeast-thrown-back-under-lockdown?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


>Sao Palo hospitals on brink of collapse

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-52701524?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Again, you all never learn. Be careful because it’s January again.

Make the moves you need to now, because July isn’t going to be kind.

>IWM up 5%

how the fuck is the Russel 2000's getting pumped? is it just so undervalued right now it can only go up?

ACB weedbro up 200% in a few days, whew. Too bad it didn't go to 4 before it started pumping

>>19175140
probably too much volume, phone app/web client are desync'd

Freaking rovinhoid all irders are slow as geck i doubt a lot of people siddenly decided to hump on during a pump. Get the vibe theyre getting paid by big firms to slow it down.

>>19175204
It feels so insane, so totally backwards to the situation. Retards want to say everything is "priced in" but I think they're getting played by the rich dudes at the top who are pumping before they get the fuck out

HAHAHAHA
He didn't buy the RTX dip.
it's free money

>>19175224
that's interesting but it's priced in ;)

>>19175172

>>19175239
I grabbed UVXY last friday because i just absolutely feel it in my bones. I got fucking smacked this weekend. I should have played cash.

well, i bought short term puts, say what you want

im not complaining but why is my RTX doing this?

Robinhood is fucking me again.

>>19175135
No one cared who I was, until I put on the mask.

Guess I need a stock pick too, fine. JPM then. Idiots didn't read the article, Buffet liquidated his position in GS, and trimmed JPM. It's the Zoom/ZM thing all over again where a ticker gets punished or rewarded for no reason temporarily because reading is hard. JPM to 94 EOW.

>>19174957
I'm happy now to fren. Group hug.

Great all the lag magically disappears as values dump.

>>19175287
This is what you get for using a "free" broker you dumb faggot

>>19175277
dude i dont know I stopped using robinhood years ago

there is surely a way to see the bid/ask

>>19175254
>RTX
>worst thing to come from UTC split
>dip

ya ok. I'll be laughing when engine backorders and all the other commercial airplane parts of their biz start drawing down. The MIC part will probably get slapped by some future austerity too. You should have invested in Carrier and/or Otis if you're boomer enough to even hold UTC.

>use Robinnewbs
>MRO calls up 40% at open
>Go to sell options (only 3 x100)
>wait 2 or 3 minutes
>no execute
>drops back down
>never sold at .07, the auto price it was set to

My fuckup or RH? Should I have changed what it auto attempted and gone lower? Just bad timing because it was the top (so far) so no buyers?

And yes i'm moving to TD when I can.

>>19175239
That's why you take your realized profits before Tuesday EOD at the latest and buy in again either EOW or open next week.. then repeat.

I'm literally so green right now, bros. Should I cash out while I'm ahead?

>>19175287
What's even the point of using RH when most of the US brokers offer fee-less transactions?

>>19175287
>surprised that povertyhood is shit

>it might breach 3k today

does anyone use CMC stonkbrokers for AU trades? I dont understand why isn't there an option to set up my cash acc?

Why are retards still using Robinhood when every decent broker has free trades now? Recommend TD Ameritrade to any dummy who's smart enough to want to switch now.

>>19175307
This? I have to change the limit price?

FUCK YEAH RTX
THAT'S MY BOY!

>>19175326
CASH OUT, RETRACT THEN RE-ENTER FOR THE HALFTIME PUMP

the dow is going to be up 1000+ points by the end of the day

>>19175326
Yes absolutely, but I’m not going to so take that with a grain of salt.

Somebody check on Bobo, Im worried about him, think he might do something drastic today

>>19175328
because pretty basedboys on youtube give him a link for a pennyshare

>>19175302
I bought JPM a couple weeks ago
Didn't buffet add to PNC?
that's the sleeper bank champion
I bank with PNC, they are 'boring' in all the good ways. The true anglo-saxon bank of choice
(I don't hold PNC stock yet)

>>19175337
robinhood will give margin to an unemployed hobo making less than 10k a year if you pay $5 for gold

It needs to push through and find a bottom. 2950 has been a big obstacle, but i doubt it wont push through. This shit is on a rocket and money is coming back in hard.

>>19175338
yes exactly

you are trying to sell for .79 and right now there are people selling for .68 so you are obviously not getting filled

if you want to be filled IMMEDIATELY there are people buying for .57

Post yoru favorite stock market party track to dab on Bobos

ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, BOBO? WOULD YOU TELL US?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE

> up 20k today

i am still down 70k from highs

Where the fuck is that TVIX kid who has been moving the goal post every weekend. Did he kill himself or is he -55% still all in.

Hahahahahahaha

is it too late to get in on the PCG meme?

>>19175361
right here bro, bought my puts

one pump and they think bobo is dead, this board is full of retards

>>19175394

WHERES THE FUCKING DAX FAGGOT FROM FRIDAY???

>>19175376
So for future reference the buyers are in control when I want to sell my call?

>oil price up over $30 right before contract roll over.
I am unironically getting clack clack clack noises in my head right now.

BYE BYE WAYFAIR

BYE BYE WAYFAIR

>>19175402
One pump
Many sells
One dump
Many buys
Repeat

Currently holding CONN (220 shares) went all in as a poor EU student. My question is for my U AS AND A friends what this actually means? I'm not majoring finance neither am I known with the U AS AND A laws.

It seems lawyers are asking investors to sue CONN's? But the stock is rocketing. Could you guys explain if this is a killing blow in the futures? Seems like very bad news to me.

>>19175373
Well boys give me suggestions on where to go past robingrub. I don't have a computer mobile only tho

>>19175358
40k by Thursday no question

>>19175402
It huuuuuuurts

WHY THE FUCK IS AMD, NET AND WORK NOT FUCKING MOVING WHILE SHIT LIKE PINS AND SNAP DO

>>19175402
hows your portfolio doing?

Is this guy sure? Because it looks like were already recovered or at least will be there in a week or two.

>>19175416
Cope

>>19175337
>>19175328
>>19175306
As long as I'm making money. Idc if Robinhood is shit

>>19175316
If an order doesn't execute within 10 seconds, i first reload the page to see if it actually went through. Sometimes that works. If not, i cancel the order and replace it, since the price might have shifted, and my order won't complete otherwise

>>19175273
Fair enough. Good luck everybody

Kek, bought DIS originally at 146 last year. Virus happened. DIS fell to under 90. I strike. My avg price paid falls to 119. DIS is on track to hit 119+ today. I win and will keep "winning" for 63 years cause I plan to hold that long.

>>19175402
we are pumping for a month now
bobo is kill

>>19175420

... if you are trying to sell something you need someone to buy it

if you want to sell immediately you need to sell to the top bidder
if you want to sell for a certain price higher than that then you need to wait for someone to come along and buy it at that price


this is basic stuff, go google "bid/ask" and read the investopedia article or something man

Why is Wayfair dumping?

Here it comes ALMIGHTY DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP

>>19175455
>They aren't pumping it anymore
Ouch

>>19175459
I suspected as much. Thanks brother.

>>19175421
That pic makes me hot and bothered

age of the crab, trade the volatility anon

RRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTXXXXXXXXX
Fly ME to the MOOOOONNNN

I'm a stock pleb, should I sell my AMD, which I is up 85% since I first bought it?

>>19175455
sucks because literally the next week they caught up and almost reached 7B on the asset sheet. This shit is an absolute fuckshow. It must fucking stop or we need to move off the grid.

>>19175048
>China

Nobody cares lol

>>19175427
react to this please!

>>19175427
lawsuits like that happen all the time

>>19175001
Are you buying a limit? That's what fucked with me when I tried to buy at market price, I had to specify limit order.

>>19174759
What percentage of my portfolio should I put on homedepot and Lowe's calls?

>>19175482
because its up 800% from the fucking march low and it is a SHIT company that has literally never made a profit ever

https://twitter.com/ell_spencex/status/1261617727665590273

I'm going to jerk off to this graph later

>>19175506
next days in the week*

>>19175478
That’s gay

what the fuck

I went all cash friday. Lost the morning pump. Which stocks will keep mooning tomorrow? I dont know which one to pick

>>19175477
My puts have lost 10% in last 30 mins

I'm totally prepared for this to be as simple as I'm getting BTFO for being retarded, but the fact it's happening so much so fast that it really feels like I'm gonna be happy to be holding these very soon.

Who knows, either way will be funny to me.

DAMNIT what the FUCK is happening to GOLD?

>>19175534

thats how markets work

Im overweight on shorts holy moly wtf is he doin

ahhhh bobo

>>19175549
People are selling gold to buy stonks because fomo

Bkd

You're welcome

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19174879
Still sitting in cash. This is my second recession so I'm not falling for these short term bounces. Just look at what UAL is doing and then read the news.

>>19175515
so i don't have to worry about my stocks?

>>19175549
everyone was mega bullish on gold all of last week and all weekend.

gold gold gold (silver silver) gold gold gold was all you could hear.

>>19175549
1.7 is its base price right now
It wont go much higher or lower than that I think. 1.5 as support

>>19175538
just buy etfs

>>19175549
Being liquidated to keep the green.

Look at JLP.L for me, lads.

Director bought shares over 4p a share this year and it's currently sitting around low 3p.

BOBO!!!!!

ARE YOU OKAY?????

>market goes green
>everyone acts all cocky and talks nonstop shit
>market goes red
>everyone cries the entire day asking for JEROME PLEASE HELP and gay shit like that
It's pretty fucking pathetic.

>>19175572

interesting
I like this chart

>>19175581
you should worry about how much their earnings are what debt they have and that kind of thing
lawsuits like that are usually going after the companies executives and the board if they do something naughty. if you're really concerned, read the lawyer filing or whatever to see what it's about

>>19175538
Went half cash Friday myself. If you ever find that crystal ball you're looking for let all of us know. I plan to go back to 'buy at close, sell at open' fundamentals once todays pump starts to wear off.

do you turn into a confused boomer overnight or is it gradual?

Pizer keeps loosing me money and for some retarded reason I keep buying in. What’s wrong with me

>>19175224
Ahem
Nobody cares about chinks and brownies

>>19175606
u r gay

Thanks, I guess is the best for a newfag.

SOMEONE MAKE IT GO BACK DOWN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. THE UNCERTAINTY IS KILLING ME.

>>19175605
As a matter of fact, I'm not :'(

>>19175618
It all comes around anon.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UP 10% ON APA
$3,000 MY NIGGAAS

>>19175613
I fucking hate listening to Joe but I agree with him completely on everything he says

like fuck that guy I hate his boomer voice but I wish he was a huge lib so I could hate him more

>>19175613

PLS DIP SO I CAN BUY IN

get fucked gold

>>19175613
Who?

Meg PLEASE be my wife right now

Meg I need you

Huge pump before the open. Flat for 40 minutes straight.
okay

>my UAL up 14%

I am a newfag, much to learn I have. I know no magic ball. This is the way.

>>19175505
I mean yeah sure, but not a lot of risk longing it.

>>19175654

BUY WELLS FARGO

YOU WILL GOFAR

>>19175642
based

>>19175671
How much did you make on that short

>>19175670
JUST GET ON THE TRAIN

EVERYBODY GET ON THE TRAIN

>>19175670
you're still inside the dip

BOOMER STOCKS MOONING HARD

>>19175606
most people here dont actually invest they just shitpost and LARP

>>19175695
Fuck off retard.

>>19175715
9%

Sold for good money... but this is some serious shit right now. Wouldnt trust this pump a second.
We should be crabbing now, not mooning.

>>19174759
Lmao turns out those 25% of service workers that are unemployed didn't actually produce any value for the economy.

>>19175720
BASED
A
S
E
D

>>19175670
>buy high
>???

Goddmanit! I knew I should've sold MRO and rolled into GE. Hell look at MRO, just kinda floundering at 5.9x. Now look at GE, at this rate GE's gonna hit 13 a hell of a lot quicker.

>>19175287
>app that uses python
>still didn't check for leap years
>causes massive losses from it
You expected what exactly?

Poor sods buying back in today.

You'll learn.

>>19175688
really make you think

what are some good bonds. i don't see anyone here ever talk about them

>>19175606
makes me wonder how these tards manage to profit at all riding between these movements + covering short term cap gains.

>>19175744
>lose low value mexican and black labor force
>stocks moon to S&P 100,000

makes you think

>>19175765
I'm up 4.5% today. I'm not learning anything.

>>19175765
buying back into triple inverse

Germany here, I am very happy that I bet with the American market, DAX be damned, USA is the best.

>>19175783
Ford

>*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaOne
>13m
>E-TRADE APPEARS TO BE HAVING ISSUES: DOWNDETECTOR

all brokers weren't prepared for gamblers turning to stocks during shelter in place

>>19175606
this

no matter what happens, everyone comes in to boast how they knew what was going to happen the entire time. While the opposite side bitches and moans.

>>19175694
Sell now you dumb fuck. It's going to $15 in short term.

Should I sell now for gainz or hold and hope pump continues

>>19175783

are international funds even worth it? looks like the top 10% holdings are all chinese or japanese anyhow. fucking with my 401k balances right now. also why is it legal for employers and fidelity to offer utter shit tier performing and moderately expensive investment "funds"

>>19175836
make me.


I am a long-term holder

>>19175823
Glad you learned your lesson. German markets are shit and even the european banks just invest in the US.

>>19175843
based department?

i bought some puts, see you at the end of the day

>>19175784

>shilling bitcoins on other threads and frantic masturbation...

I'm liquidating my portfolio now to buy the dip later this week. Good luck, frens.

Just dropping in to see if any Bobos have committed suicide?

Also, who /coffeegang/?

Bears be like noooo i want this country to crash and burn as long as i make a few pennies.
A bunch of immoral species are getting ass ravaged by the rallying markets. Do NOT bet against America.

>>19175861
>Glad you learned your lesson.
non to be learned, XET and Frankfurt fees are ridiculously high and I never owned a single stock in these shitty markets.

Looks like a slow bleed out day

>>19175880
nobody with a brain is a permabull or permabear

>>19175859
given how many of these companies boom and bust all the time, I'm not sure why anyone would long term hold airlines. good luck.

>>19175878
I've got a small thing of cold i want to grab. How can you taste the coffee with so much cream?

>>19175882
Even better then fren

>>19175829
Yea Etrade went out for me at market open for like 10 minutes
Fucking stoopid

>>19175859
Long term is below $10. You're better of buying DAL that has way better cash flow.

>>19175306
All brokers are "free" now, larping faggot

RH does suck tho

>>19175867
Fellow bears,please stop doing this shit. It's not dumping till july 15th and on, just sit quietly till then.

if i sell all my SDOW and go into UDOW the market will start crashing so what do i do

>>19175523
what does your portfolio look like?

>>19175877
Yeah just dumped my gold which was like 30% of my portfolio. Now sitting at 60% cash. I'll stay in my other stocks for now so I'll still make money if they go up, but Ive now got a large chunk of cash incase shit drops down hard.

>>19175907
do it.

ITS ANOTHER CRAB TILL EOD

>>19175885
I took profits 15 mins in and stay in cash for the day.

Ok I sold at the top, what now?

How is the market up 2%? Is this the fabled v-shape recovery?

>>19175907
>actually tracking the DOW at all
>SHORTING it even.

is this really a thing? jesus they have an ETF for everything.

>>19175892
Its United bro... it isn't going anywhere.

>>19175898
You are a stone cold retard if you think United is valued that low in a year.

I hate this market.
I haven't touched it for months because I just have absolutely no idea what's going to come next.
I'm not convinced any of you faggots do, either.
If it dumps tomorrow I'm buying in and checking back in 1 year.

>>19175882
What did you buy then? Spy? Which broker btw? Germoney here

>>19175941
>OH NONOONONO NOT MY PUTERINOS

>People buying now
you faggots literally never learn
pic is them when they bought the top

>>19175938
Wait for it to dump until Friday and then buy back in.

>>19175889
being permabear is plain suicidal
but whats wrong with being a permabull? markets go up. the tide lifts all boats. screen cap this.

>>19175903
whats on july the 15th?

wake me up when tesla pops off again

>>19175878
moka pot reporting in

VIX is slowly creeping up.

>>19175958
I am with Degiro, although people are shitting on it with the reviews. It just werks for me.
I am in boomer stuff, GE, AAL, and COP currently.

>>19175759
Yeah I don't know what's going on with oil stocks. The ones I have are at 6% and 7 %, but they're down significantly from todays highs and keep dropping lower, despite oil not dropping. These stocks should be at 10-15% today

>>19175956
no shit no one knows. if it was magically predicable, you wouldn't have such expensive services like bloomberg terminals feeding super sekret proprietary data sources so you can larp 10x more claiming you know what investors will do.

>>19175895
no talkie before my coffee

>>19175970
Maybe pic related is your FOMO

remember to invest in gold if you can.

>>19175921
>selling gold

>>19175974
>but whats wrong with being a permabull?
being outperformed by guys who are able to swap
I dont want to be stuck breaking even for decade lol

my stock went up from 10% to 2% profit like WHY THE FUCK IS SPY TANKING ???????????????????????
FUCK THIS MARKET

>>19175986
I see
Isn't US tax a problem though, like you cant get it back?
How much do you per in fees for a us stock purchase? Thanks

>REEE V-shaped recovery is out of question
If this is not a V-shaped recovery I don't know what that is. Who cares about the unemployment numbers? Markets. are. green.

>>19176024
We keep telling you to fucking take your profits and rebuy the dip. Shit isn't hard.

>tfw comfy index funds

Nice volume

Up 0.8% already today.
Am I making it, biz?

>>19175992

>>19175953
You're the retard. They have a lawsuit coming their way. Besides they are going to cut their flight attendant workforce by 90%. Not to mention they are neck deep in debt. Do you even do any research before you buy a stock or do you just buy random shit like 99% of this retarded board?

>>19176001
nah I have plenty of long stocks up 5% today already.

>>19175958
I use Tastyworks
IBRK is also ok. Just horrible customer service.

Allows option trading and I dont have to pay taxes immediately. Which allows me to reinvest my whole money and pay one time in July.

Jesus christ RTX just keeps going.

>>19176024
It’s not, retard

>>19176011
Nobody can outperform an index like QQQ. Unless you are some kind of a insider, invest and forget. And if you want to gamble then sure set aside some play money that you can afford to lose. Nothing wrong with that. But betting your live savings by trying to time the market? Thats insane.

>bought RTX @ 52 to long til the end of time
>my lil boi is soaring today
didn't expect you to jump so soon but it's certainly welcome

>>19175976
I was gonna call you a faggot for not piecing together this very simple one, and I still will

FAGGOT

But I'll also be nice: It's when everyone's gonna be posting Q2 Earnings, admitting tons of their shit has been devalued reducing their ability to gain new debt at good rates.

Could happen before that, but that's the deadline.

Tqqq and hold for life? Awful idea or?

>>19175970
>he doesn't buy to invest
>he doesn't get an average div yield of at least 10%
ngmi

>>19176070
Is it going up because of oil?

>>19176099
>buying leveraged bull etf at the top

NEW:
>>19176118
>>19176118
>>19176118

>>19176091
appreciate the honesty , dont mind being called a faggot as long as it helps me earn some cash, how about brent? i have calls at 45 strike with expiration june the 28th ?

>>19176087
I bought some on Friday :3
LW too :D

SOXL CHADS RISE TF UP

>>19176061
Oh no! A lawsuit! lmfao.

Oh no! Where will we ever find an unskilled workforce to instantly rehire! lol

The debt is somewhat of a concern but not worrisome enough to keep me out.

>>19176121
if so, it's complete proof of manipulation.

>>19175823
How is the situation in Germany in general? Lockdowns, jobs, public sentiment etc?

Ok I just found out if people selloff at open (there should be a good spike), it goes up, and vice versa
today we go down

>>19176082
>But betting your live savings by trying to time the market? Thats insane.
Ill take my chances, so far Im more profitable by being bull in bond gold bull markets for more than a year than all the permacucks who think their single market only goes up when its clearly not the case. And like I said, my second point still holds, being permacuck means you can be locked in red for decade, I dont want to be like that

>>19175744
stock market isnt the ecomony. we're in crazy irrational territory now

>>19176226
and my gold calls are up 8% :3

Did they turn the economy back on today or something? I have no clue why we would be up 2.5% when there's 36 million on food stamp.

>>19176226
well it's been like that for more than a decade, maybe even longer. Thanks to the agressive QE like never before which started right after 2008. And see what happens when they try to taper even a little bit. Raise the interest rate by 0.0001% and the economy would fucking collapse lol

>>19175744
Yeah as it turns out, high unemployment is bullish for companies because now they can re-hire them back at lower wages

>>19176268
Well the other 300 million are not.
Remember it is only a depression when YOU lose your job not your neighbor.

>>19175744
Well Colin Powell said that the overwhelming majority of them are minimum wage first time / part time jobs.

>>19176400
the fuck does colin powell have to do with any of this?

>>19176420
>Imagine thinking Jerome is really the one in charge and not his older brother colin.

>>19176268
those minimum wage faggots didn't matter anyway

>>19176462
"Sorry anons, my little bro always screws everything up. I got the markets are back on track, hope you got plenty of cheapies and weren't dumb enough to sell at a loss"

>>19176032
No, I think you pay normal taxes on stocks, which is the 23.75% or something. Dividends and ETF's have weird shit going on them though regarding taxation, you gotta read more on that.
here is the fees:
https://www.degiro.co.uk/data/pdf/uk/UK_Feeschedule.pdf

Then again, look into other brokers, i also have an account with IBKR but I am still not sure about it since Degiro just werks.

>bears

>>19176420
>>19176533
sorry i always confuse them cause they are literal twins, can't tell them apart

>>19175073
You're gonna make it. Remember don't over leverage and the trend is your friend. Try that reversal/reversion to the mean shit and your ass is grass

>>19174759
Taking my 10 percent gains and running, good luck today to the bulls holding

>>19176149
>Lockdowns
park right across the street is full of children and their families

>Jobs
i go back to the office tomorrow and thank God the almighty for that, fuck working from home. I eat, shit and sleep at home, not work.

>Public Sentiment
Look at any German corona fear mongering news video on youtube and let the like dislike/like ratio speak for itself, people are done with this meme lockdown.

Ok, time to check that idea.
Closing those negative positions, and buying the top.

>>19176135
At all times

>>19176675
smart play

>>19174784
you're on an anime imageboard

>>19176268
Imagine some waitress and a shelfstacker (still living with their parents) not earning their gas money at the local supermarket for a few months. Is the town's economy ruined?

>liquidate S&P500 ETF with surplus
>instantly buy S&P500 Calls for December 2022
>up another 7%

heh

>>19175880
Holy based.

VOO based or waste?