/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19146587

>>19146587
We can't all make our money guzzling cum like you, OP

I earn 200k a year and work in finance. All my money is in crypto (chainlink) and stocks. About 30% crypto and 70% stocks.

You talk a big game OP, but tell me this, what is your net worth currently invested in?

>>19146615
>chainlink
>not ESH waiting for ghost

It's literally impossible for you to make it.

>>19146622
Sorry, don't care about flavour of the month shitcoins

>>19146587
>>Retail workers in the 25-35 age group
>>the kind of person who uses "sick" as a descriptor for something they're excited about
>>infantilized men who are literally scared to think
>>Guys who, by the age of 28, have only had 3 girlfriends in their life.
>>People who live paycheck-to-paycheck
>>People who think movies like the Avengers are major cinematic events and are looking for something to fill the gaps in between
>>People who drink soda on a daily basis and think certain foods are "manly"
>>men with low sex drives that have an obsession with how attractive a certain actress is in the last movie they watched
>>People who think more about what snacks they'll choose at the concession stand than which movie they're seeing
>>people who use phrases like "I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own home but...." when asked about their views on homosexuality.
>>people who comment on facebook posts made by companies for the sake of marketing
>>people who consider blowjobs as a treat or reward
>>People who have never travelled outside of the country they were born in
>>Grown men who act grossed out when they see another man's penis, whether they're genuinely afraid of male anatomy or simple scared of appearing gay
>>people who walked out of Inception feeling a profound sense of wonder, like they'd witnessed something beyond their understanding
>>people who've ever used the argument "Hey vegetarians, what are -these- for?"
>>people who make excuses for their use of the word Nigger by saying "Well there's niggers and there's black people.
>>people who've never been considered for a promotion
>>people who've kept the same condom in their wallet so long it's expired
>>people who do not groom or trip their pubic hair
>People without hope, ambition, a drive, looking to coast through life and scurry through the path of least resistance as they look for any sort of stimulation that doesn't really require any effort, either mental or physical.

>>19146587
>Guys who, by the age of 28, have only had 3 girlfriends in their life.
Yikes, just 3 girlfriends? How embarrassing.

>>19146587
>>Guys who, by the age of 28, have only had 3 girlfriends in their life.
so you mean decent human beings that don't whore around?

>>19146587
I'm literally none of those

You should've put
>20-30 year old NEET virgins
And that would work for the majority of people here

Op is clearly a pathetic leftist Redditor. Probably all in in cash.

>>19146587
We know desu. It doesn't matter what you think. This whole space is gonna go on a HUGE secondary spec run soon.

Tezos will hit $10.

LOKI will hit $5.

>>19146587
I hate all shitcoins, only dumb people buy privately created datachains already inflated by early "investors" without any chance to ever become a means of payment accepted by the public. However i have a strong feeling OP is a pathetic loser, i highly assume the points in his list mostly relate to himself.

>>19147284
why don't they have a chance of becoming means of payment?

>>19146587
This kills OP

>>19146968
Literally me
But I've fucked 6

>>19146587
Contradictory. That's like a mix of soiboi consoomer and right wing

>>19147492
Apart from the more obvious reasons which are: restrictions and strong aversion by states & high volatility.
Main reasons are: Internal deflationary structure of blockchain which makes it unusable as payment and also people just won't take over something already inflated by people jumping first on the train.

>>19147066
>LOKI will hit $5.
Target is way too low. 15-25 USD more like it

>Guys who, by the age of 28, have only had 3 girlfriends in their life.

This is how i know youre wrong and shit at predictions

>>19146587
1/2
>>Retail workers in the 25-35 age group
I'm 23
>>the kind of person who uses "sick" as a descriptor for something they're excited about
I say "rad" now. "sick" was 2016 - mid 2018
>>infantilized men who are literally scared to think
Existentialism is a bitch.
>>Guys who, by the age of 28, have only had 3 girlfriends in their life.
I'm 23 but so yeah that's right.
>>People who live paycheck-to-paycheck
Yes
>>People who think movies like the Avengers are major cinematic events and are looking for something to fill the gaps in between
no
>>People who drink soda on a daily basis and think certain foods are "manly"
Yes and no. Food is food who gives a shit
>>men with low sex drives that have an obsession with how attractive a certain actress is in the last movie they watched
I beat off twice every other day to hentai and JAV. I don't give a shit about western celebrities because I don't watch that many movies.
>>People who think more about what snacks they'll choose at the concession stand than which movie they're seeing
lol yes actually. I enjoy the excitement before the movie more than the movie.
>>people who use phrases like "I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own home but...." when asked about their views on homosexuality.
it's okay to be gay
>>people who comment on facebook posts made by companies for the sake of marketing
no
>>people who consider blowjobs as a treat or reward
I don't even have a response for this
>>People who have never travelled outside of the country they were born in
Sadly. I hope to move to Denmark or Japan one day.
>>Grown men who act grossed out when they see another man's penis, whether they're genuinely afraid of male anatomy or simple scared of appearing gay
no
>>people who walked out of Inception feeling a profound sense of wonder, like they'd witnessed something beyond their understanding
never saw it
>>people who've ever used the argument "Hey vegetarians, what are -these- for?"
no

>>19146587
>Retail workers in the 25-35 age group
I'm 22 and uni student

>Guys who, by the age of 28, have only had 3 girlfriends in their life.
I plan on having one you cunt. Who I already have.

I'm not going to read the rest it seems fuckin boring.

>>19146587
(2/2)
>>people who make excuses for their use of the word Nigger by saying "Well there's niggers and there's black people.
It's a word. I don't need to justify my use of it.
>>people who've never been considered for a promotion
Forgot to clarify that I don't work in retail but I've been promoted twice in my job in the games industry as a character artist.
>>people who've kept the same condom in their wallet so long it's expired
you have to be 18 or older to use this website
>>people who do not groom or trip their pubic hair
ngl I do be looking pretty gnarly atm

>People without hope, ambition, a drive, looking to coast through life and scurry through the path of least resistance as they look for any sort of stimulation that doesn't really require any effort, either mental or physical.
That's why I exploit my natural born talents as an artist in games. Crypto is a hobby that I can exploit to buy expensive takeout every other week.

Op "grooms" his oubic hair?
He is a double faggot nigger.
And yes. There's a difference between black people and niggers. There's a difference between people and consistent criminals.

>>19146587
didn't read lol

>let me make a bait list that mostly lists american insecurities
based retard
most of this board is pajeets and yuropoors, fyi

>>19146968
I don't understand how people don't have girlfriends, I mean you literally just talk to them, not that hard.

DIDN'T READ
NEVER SELLING

>>19146587
>Guys who, by the age of 28, have only had 3 girlfriends in their life

I never had sex

>>19146587
Subtle link shill thread.

>>19146615
>I earn 200k a year and work in finance. All my money is in crypto (chainlink

That literally never happened

>>19146587
Second one only applies to me kek but aye I could give a shit

>>19147513
Read the @ retard

>>19148993
most of women are boring af

>>19146587
>ITT: manlet describes average behaviours and pretends it somehow reflects on crypto

>>19146587
lol you made all this shit and none applies to me lmfaooooo

>>19146587
>1 post by this id
Why did you mention cinema 5 different times? You're just describing soibois but putting crypto in the header. What a faggot.

>>19149129
Yeah but you talking about Bitcoin is really interesting, I completely agree!

>>19148762
>And yes. There's a difference between black people and niggers.

>>19149162
Not him but I don't talk to women nor do I talk about bitcoin

>>19149179
Well you gotta talk to them first buddo

>>19149162
lol no, most men are also boring af, except for me, i'm funny and charming without trying too hard, i'm also cute so whatever shit i say is going to sound interesting

>>19149198
Yeah I am the same, most women apologize to me for boring me with their blabble. They then ask me to continue talking about my investment portfolio (it gets them wet apparently?).

>>19149221
jesus man, why are you seething? i don't even have a portfolio, i'm poor and i only come here for the memes and even if i had one i wouldn't talk about it unless asked (nobody would ask anyway)
if it makes you happy i'll let you know that i've known some fun girls but the vast mayority aren't that fun to talk to

>>19149384
Ok Boomer, have fun browsing "memes" and being poor, I got another $500 I gotta deploy into LINK before staking comes out...

>>19146587
I score 3/20

all in ETH & BTC

Hello, I am a woman and I love crypto. I can be your girlfriend if you offer a steady flow of income (preferably ghosties). Deal?

>>19150188
Unless you're a 2d qt I'm not interested

>>19146587
This couldn’t be any more incorrect. Nice projection btw. Kys

>>19146610
kek

>>19146968
>Yikes, just 3 girlfriends? How embarrassing.

Fuck niggers, faggots, women, trannies, and jannies

>>19146587
Spread shot list of stereotypes that don't even apply to the same people

>>19146587
>People without hope, ambition, a drive, looking to coast through life and scurry through the path of least resistance as they look for any sort of stimulation that doesn't really require any effort, either mental or physical.

Yes; of course.

>>19146587
Literally all this is true for me kek. You say “people with no hope” but Chainlink turned my measly $5k into $110k in 13 months. In another year I’ll likely be a millionaire. I think there is hope for a rich autist like me. Thank you based Sergey.

>>19146587
Imagine OP not sleeping at night to make this. Loser.

>>19146587
No fucking shit. Anyone trying to PnD is a fucking loser. Hell, same can be said for any useless cuck who thinks they can "muh FIRE."

Will some people succeed at being coastie losers? Sure, but most will not and I'm not sure why this delusion that most these tards share is so strong.

>>19146968

>In junior high I was peer pressured into accepting a confession from a friend of a friends below average sister. Ditched her after a week of awkward holding.

>junior high ask girl I'm friends with to go out. She said she used to like me before we were friends. WTF?

>months ago ask vegan out
>she cooks me some vegan shit
>I tell her the truth that it's pretty bland
>ghosted

Does this count?

>>19146587
>people who read this retarded wall of text

DR;NS

They hated him, for he spoke the truth they feared.

>>19147492
Because if for some unusual and highly unlikely reason you find a use case for shitcoins, what would you rather do? Use some scam garbage controlled by literal scummy scam artists full of PnD tier stakers, or literally make a carbon copy that you fully control and can push on your B2B or B2C customers with your product?

>>19146587
>Guys who, by the age of 28, have only had 3 girlfriends in their life.
False! I'm 27 and I haven't even had one girlfriend, checkmate nocoiner

>>19146587
I buy crypto and only a few match

I think gays can do whatever they like as long as it doesn’t bother me but it’s a mental illness as everyone can see on the netflix show tiger king.

>>19146968
Have had 3 gfs but fucked 40 cuties. Most girls just don't make the cut :^)

>People without hope, ambition, a drive, looking to coast through life and scurry through the path of least resistance as they look for any sort of stimulation that doesn't really require any effort, either mental or physical.

I-I'm trying....

>>19146587
>Guys who, by the age of 28, have only had 3 girlfriends in their life.
Really the only thing that applies to me. I've banged a lot more than 3 girls though. Try again faggot.

>>19146587
>people who consider blowjobs as a treat or reward
What would you say they are? A god given right? Lmao

>30k NW
>3 girls fucked
>1 gf
You can say I buy the dip

>>19151245
Also I finally made it. Got in XIO at 0.02 a few days ago. Sold some at 0.34. More when we get near $1.

>tfw nobody to show my gains to

>>19146587
>>19147740
>25-35 age group
21
>uses "sick" as a descriptor for something they're excited about
never really liked that, i use "cool"
>men who are literally scared to think
existentialism on LSD, you don't know shit till you've done that.
>Guys who, by the age of 28, have only had 3 girlfriends in their life.
I'm in a poly with 2 girls right now so I pass the bar
>People who live paycheck-to-paycheck
Used to because saving was boring, but investing has made me see the light.
>People who drink soda on a daily basis and think certain foods are "manly"
6 liters of lemonade daily, food is food.
>men with low sex drives that have an obsession with how attractive a certain actress is in the last movie they watched
no
>People who think more about what snacks they'll choose at the concession stand than which movie they're seeing
can't afford that
>people who use phrases like "I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own home but...." when asked about their views on homosexuality.
no
>people who comment on facebook posts made by companies for the sake of marketing
no
>people who consider blowjobs as a treat or reward
what?
>People who have never travelled outside of the country they were born in
sure, holidays.
>Grown men who act grossed out when they see another man's penis, whether they're genuinely afraid of male anatomy or simple scared of appearing gay
nah, dicks good.
>people who walked out of Inception feeling a profound sense of wonder, like they'd witnessed something beyond their understanding
It's a great watch when you're stoned
>people who've ever used the argument "Hey vegetarians, what are -these- for?"
nah, veggies either don't want to talk because they don't have strong convictions or they do and they will preach, just don't engage.
>people who've never been considered for a promotion
I'm not sucking dick to be paid the same with more responsibility
>people who do not groom or trip their pubic hair
yes.

>>19146587
nice bait faggot, too bad you forgot about the $400M cash inflows into GBTC from institutional investors in Q1, paul tudor jones, and all the other based rich old white men. kys

>>19147025
7pbp

>>19146587
I buy crypto and I am none of these.

I've had 2 gfs but I've fucked 40 women. Relationships are a serious waste of time unless qt 3.14 wifey at age of 28-32.