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>> No.19132830

>>19132804
Vaccine around the corner, 3$ T. bill passed and fucking states + europe reopening.

This week will be green as fuck, bobos watch out.

>> No.19132843

>>19132752
>2017
And? What are you trying to point out anon?

>> No.19132875
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>> No.19132876

>>19132830
the bill only passed the house, it still has to go through the senate and then reconciliation

>> No.19132887

>>19132876
You think the market cares about that? Newfag.

>> No.19132897
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>>19132830
There will be no vaccine. By all means sell the pnds, but you’ve been warned

>> No.19132901

>Buffett desperately trying to crash the market

>> No.19132905

>>19132830
you just posted malarkey

>> No.19132912

>>19132830
Stimulus needs to happen soon. Still have deflation...

Need thoughts on McDonalds.

>> No.19132936

>>19132830
Buffet and Soros selling, Gold skyrocketing, Fed warning.

This week will be red as fuck, mumus watch out.

>> No.19132952

Personally, I think it's the jews...

>> No.19132956

>>19132901
No, he's smart. He's ready to go balls deep as soon as a dip happens.

But if it's V shaped recovery, he's going to be an absolute embarrassment. Even I would have to make fun of him.

>> No.19132978

I am literally bearish on everything except the market because of that dumb bitch TINA

>> No.19132989

>>19132905
I believe strong in it. Never bet against america.

>>19132912
I wouldn't say no, to more relief packages.

>>19132936
Selling Google because of google antitrust issues, nothing special.

Was the FED warning sth new to you? Then leave the market asap.

>> No.19132998

>>19132956
His fan club will never stop following him though.
I expect him to be able to crash stocks until he dies, even if it turns out that every single of his moves was wrong and embarassing. Which it might not to be fair.

>> No.19133001
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>Buffett and Soros tries to crash the market
>Fed buying is bad for the markets
>oil crash will affect the markets
>gold rally is bad for the markets
>some retards think bitcoin is relevant in any financial aspect
All efforts to crash the stock market has failed. The markets have been anti-climactic recently, and quite resilient to this pandemic. Most people thought it'll go down but it's been a bullish month. Only commies and socialists have lost confidence in the stock market.

>> No.19133004

>>19132936
>selling
you see it now because they sold at the end of last Q

>> No.19133011

>>19132978
You fucking around with meth anon?

>> No.19133012

>>19132989
You'll see, anon. BLOOD RED

I'm not a Bobo, but any non-retard can see it.

>> No.19133027

I've never been so bullish in my life. No, I'm not betting against Buffett or Soros, it is them who is betting against the world, and THEY WILL LOSE.

>> No.19133062

>>19133001
>Be Bobo
>Wake up
>Bet against Americaand hope for chaos and destruction
>Go up against the Fed, the gov and all American banks and corporations in a field completely controlled by the three.
>Check stocks on friday
>The crab won again
>Your positions worthless
>Rant about America still existing and how the forces of all that is good foiled your evil schemes
>Buy another round of puts
Life of the Bobo. When will he learn?

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>>19133012
>any non-retard can see it
Which is why I'm bullish. They made it so obvious that even a 12 year old kid could see the crash coming. But no, the crash is not gonna happen, I believe we'll go the V-shaped recovery path.

>> No.19133071
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>>19133027
Absolutely based and bullpilled

>> No.19133079

>>19133027
Same
All these short term impatient zero-sum bears shitposting about red weeks and giving me a throbbing erection for more cheap stonks

>> No.19133092

>>19133068
>They

>> No.19133095

>>19133068
More like y-shaped recovery.

>> No.19133099

>>19132804
Thats a chan

>> No.19133127

>>19133068
Lazy-w, retard. Have fun being tied up in equities for the next 10 years.

>> No.19133158

>>19133012
>Nervously sees his put options in danger
>Nervously repeats it every day
And here we are another green day.

>> No.19133176

>>19132885
Good heads up anon, thanks.

>> No.19133182

https://twitter.com/nyfex/status/1261654523845771264?s=21

RIP tankerfags

>> No.19133200

>>19133158
I don't do options but I'm heavily invested in gold mining and would like to see the markets crash and gold moon.

>> No.19133205
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>>19133127
Have you forgotten one of the basic strategies of trading? Deliberately create confusion among the people, tell them to sell, market crashes, billionaires buy back at cheaper prices.

Buffett and Soros are betting that the market will dip. Media is basically saying bad shit about these oddly specific companies. But will the mainstream media work this time and have lots of people sell, deliberately crashing the stock market?

>> No.19133282

Saudi's dumped ~$1B CAD into two Canadian oil companies.

Sounds like the Saudi's are feeling bullish.

https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/saudi-wealth-fund-builds-stakes-in-canadian-natural-suncor-1.1437236

>> No.19133287

>>19133205
Implying retail investors have anything to say where the market is heading.

>>19133200
Good for you. Gold will even go up without a market crash, that's the fun part.

>> No.19133350

>>19133287
True, but it'll go even higher if people flock to gold as a safe have asset.

>> No.19133368

>>19133282
Saudi's also went deep into CCL or RCL a month or two ago. They're playing the long game.

>> No.19133386

>>19133282
>>19133368
Saudi princes are basically zoomers with Robinhood accounts

>> No.19133397

>>19133205
If you shut down the economy, have a fake-out restart, and then a de facto, psuedo-voluntary shut down happens what shape does the stock market take? Even barring stoppages, governmental policies demanding SD protocol in public venues will do substantial harm to a number of industries and continual attrition to confidence and thus PCE. Credit availability has already shrunk. Also, attend to what Boeing, and the bond investors that bought into it are betting on.

Have you not paid attention to the TINA into FAANG? Have you looked at the equal weighted S&P? The economics that are precipitating, like the unprecedented drop-off in PCE, crumbling consumer confidence, historic job loss, GDP:Debt that's off the charts, speculative PE values that are literally out of this world.

MSM is only good for biased soundbites, nobody relevant watches that shit. It's literally just shitflinging reality TV. Half of Gen X doesn't use it, Millennials don't use it, and zoomers don't use it. Now everybody watches confirmation bias echochamber streams.

>> No.19133407
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>he bought PEP

>> No.19133411

>>19133027
They missed the bottom so they want to manufacture another crash with FUD.

>> No.19133426
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>>19132804
I only respect bunny

>> No.19133433
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>>19133397
>The economics that are precipitating, like the unprecedented drop-off in PCE, crumbling consumer confidence, historic job loss, GDP:Debt that's off the charts, speculative PE values that are literally out of this world.
You're three months too late. Do you actually read any news?

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>>19133433
This thing will be positive in around two months.

>> No.19133502

>>19133095
a "why" shaped recovery. 2021 is the golden bull run. I think it goes sideways until the end of the year.

Stock up in your favorites in a month

>> No.19133535

>>19133462
where the hell will the money come from? these guys are fucked. Those loans are not going to pay themselves.

>> No.19133551

>>19133535
Hello I am fed and I would like to offer you some imaginary money for negative interest, brrrrrrrr

>> No.19133571
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>ctrl f
>SHRM
>0 results

ngmi

>> No.19133601

>>19133462
Modern economy is service oriented, cope harder bullkek

>> No.19133605

>>19133001
Well whatever. I’m holding OILK right now and everyone here thinks I’m retarded

>> No.19133620
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>>19133426

What are you getting at?

>> No.19133635

>>19133462
Still at a historical low.

>Retail sale numbers and manufactoring plunged more than expected
>Nobody is getting re-hired - new jop openings plunged more than expected
You need to follow the important statistics.

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>>19133027
Chad American poster

>> No.19133673
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>>19133462

I have that feeling that as soon as some positive information starts to flow the market will crash.

It's a clown market after all.

>> No.19133714

Guys I've been in paper gold, silver, and mostly mining stocks for about a month. How long will this pump last?

>> No.19133743
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>gold

>> No.19133745
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>>19133714
1 day, 1 week, 1 month, or maybe 1 year. Possibly something in between

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Any degenerate gambling addict MGM chad-virgins in chat? Can I get some poggers?

>> No.19133792

>>19133750
I’m betting on oil futures. I figure they have a better chance at a quick recovery than Vegas. Vegas will recover, but God knows when. I hope you don’t mind waiting up to 18 months

>> No.19133825

>>19133433
>buoyed by Federal Stimulus
Wow, that sort of thing will surely continue ad infinitum.

>>19133462
Zoom out lil' nigga. GFC bottomed out at -34.3. We doubled that.
Also:
>The monthly survey of manufacturers in New York State conducted by the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.
>Business activity continued to deteriorate significantly in New York State
>employment levels and the average workweek fell further in May.

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>>19133551
>FED making direct loans for REITs & REIT building contractors
kek, good one.

>> No.19133912
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PENT
UP
DEMAND

>> No.19133936

>>19132830
>3$ T. bill passed
paid for with a printer

>> No.19133938

T W O T R I L L I O N
W
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T
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>> No.19133985

>>19133792
>I hope you don’t mind waiting up to 18 months
I don't, really. I'm thinking about grabbing 100 and then just riding covered calls out a month or two at a time. I went to book the Bellagio and they're definitely not slashing prices to stuff rooms. I think there might be surprise demand to go back.

>> No.19133994

>>19133832
Surely the fed would never do something retarded and unsound

>> No.19134053

It would be neat if governments destroyed cash to make its value go up.

>> No.19134066

>>19134053
Just have them invest in uber or tesla. Same thing

>> No.19134076
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>>19133985
>surprise demand to go back.

Hey you might be on to something

>> No.19134091

>Buffett telling his minions to sell
>Buys up shares for cheap
>Makes profit while fan club loses
>"Subarashi, Buffett-sensei! You made so much profit! Truly worth it following your great advice."

>> No.19134095

>>19133936
The bill is dead on arrival. It contains garbage too much garbage.it makes it completely unpassabale.

>> No.19134104
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>Burgers on their way to get their weekly shop in 6 month time

>> No.19134147

>>19134104
>posting insults to Americans in an American thread on an American imageboard using the internet, which was invented by Americans

bold move!

>> No.19134156

>>19133912
>>19133985
>>19134076
This.

Almost all unemployment is from low-skilled workers. Low-skilled workers are highly 'liquid' - very fast&easy to hire. The fears about long-term job losses are going to vaporate. All of those same skilled workers have been making the same (or MORE money) during the crises as they would at their normal jobs.

People have been holding off on a lot of normal purchases because they are just waiting for the time when things open up again.

While the media is pushing the narrative of long term recession and depressed economy after re-opening, there is going to be an economic BOOM in the months following.

>> No.19134169

>>19133936
>Passed
Congress is controlled by the dems, so it doesn't mean anything

>> No.19134220

>>19134104
Dollar will remain stable, or at least as stable as any other fiat. Being the world's floating reserve currency has its benefits. The rest of the world is and will continue propping it up, thanks for the Trump bux btw.

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>>19134104
Dollars and Euros will remain fairly stable. The whole world will buy them if they think their own currency faces problems. Euro is preferred in countries like Iran and dollars in China.
GBP, JPY, CHF and so on are hard currencies as well of course.

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>>19134156
That's yet to be seen and you're gambling on unrealistic unknowns. Not to mention those workers have what is probably the highest monetary velocity.

On your second point: unless you have a factual basis to assert this, I'd postulate the accessibility rendered by ecommerce has ensured that purchases have more or less continued despite the shutdown, and any tangible decrements to spending are a product of insecurity - which I posit will continue.

Who do you know that watches the media?

>> No.19134359

>>19134147
Akchually!

>> No.19134376

>>19134281
What about Russia and China buying Gold?

>> No.19134396

>>19134376
They've been buying gold for years. What's new about it?

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>>19134156
In late April, the Congressional Budget Office predicted 10%+ unemployment through the end of 2021.

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Fuck all of you niggers
FUCK ALL OF YOU NIGGERS
Back when DAX was below 9k I asked here if it was a good Idea to long it with leverage as it would surely jump back towards 11k at end of lockdown and you all told me Germany was a shit country about to die and all. And buy this drone tech gay shit because some fucktard on pol said there would be war.
YOU NIGGERS KEKED ME OUT OF MILLIONS
FUCK ALL OF YOU NIGGERS

>> No.19134515

>>19134462
you're welcome!

>> No.19134558
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blog post #3:
Crazy chick invites me over, we get wasted, going well, feeling her up making out pretty hard. Emo soiboi roomate that is being forced to move out start's crying or some shit because HIS FUCKING BROTHER DIED yesterday. Girl tells me to go talk to him, I don't know the guy and I'm fucking piss wasted mind you. Offer him some cocaine because who the fuck wouldn't want to get lit, and he get's FUCKING MAD AT ME for offering him FREE FUCKING DRUGS AFTER HIS FUCKING BROTHER DIED. nigger, I DON'T FUCKING KNOW YOU WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO DO. anyway, start's crying like a fucking BITCH and the girl tells me I have to leave in between slurps of my lips. I sleep in my fucking car, and ask her 4 hours later if he is gone yet becuase it's hella fucking cold in my car and I just want to cuddle up next to this qt. now she's mad at me though, thinks i was being an asshole or some shit, and he FUCKING LIED TO HER AND SAID I SAID I WOULD RAPE HER IF I COULD. what a GODAMN scumbag soiboi emo punk ass bitch. So anyway I piss in an empty redbull can and leave it in her neighbors driveway and skirt outta there when i'm sober. Worst fucking night ever. Good monring, I hate women.

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>>19134462

>> No.19134570

>>19134462
>Investing in German stocks
https://www.finanzen.net/nachricht/fonds/finanztransaktionssteuer-wird-endgueltig-zur-aktienstrafsteuer-8823544
Not even the gouvernment wants people to do this.

>>19134376
Been doing that for ages. I wonder if I should sell some now though. 1750 USD is just too good.

>> No.19134576

>>19134515
THIS WAS THE FUCKING DIP OF A LIFETIME
AND HORRENDOUS SICK PERVERTED CRAB IN A BUCKET USELESS SHITSTAINS KNOWITALL I GET MY INSIDER INFO FROM SOME TWELVE YEARS OLD SCHIZO ON /POL/ PIECES OF SHIT TALKED ME OUT OF IT
I WOULD BE RETIRED BY NOW
YOU'RE THE BLACKEST DIRTIEST SMELLIEST SOULLESS MONKEY MADE MOTHERFUCKING NIGGERS I HAVE EVER WITNESSED

>> No.19134587

>>19134287
>any tangible decrements to spending are a product of insecurity - which I posit will continue.
I agree. The idea that things will boom anytime in the next year and a half has faulty assumptions. Powell himself states that we're likely to be in for a slow rebound. The rates will remain at zero for likely, at least two years. The drop in demand and increase in most inventories will end up encouraging businesses to slow down on bringing people back to work. Many furloughed employees will not come back until consumer confidence is back. Areas that will be particularly affected are likely real estate, auto, finance, industrial, and consumer discretionary. Pretty much everything except for grocers, software services, ISPs and telecom are getting fucking smacked for a few years.

>> No.19134618

>>19134570
KYS ALREADY YOU BIG IQ WANABE DELUDED FUCK

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>>19134462
Should've put that money in Volkswagen.

>> No.19134637

>>19134576
At least you did short it at 11 right?

>> No.19134650

>>19134454
Based on what, lockdowns lasting until the end of 2021?

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>>19134622
Wirecard
Prime Fintech right there

>> No.19134655

Did a covered call on DKNG this week, made 7.8%
Next week I am doing Foot Locker.

>> No.19134719

>hey this first world country index has lost years worth of value because of sudden panic, this is a great opportunity to get in at a cheap entry for short term gains
>NOOOO U CANT BUY THE DIPERINO U HAF TO MAKE SOME GAY ASS SHIT CONTRACT AT A PREMIUM AND GUESS THE EXACT PRICE OF UNDERLYING ASSETS BY THE END OF SEPTEMBER

>> No.19134727

when will you guys start buying oil stocks again and what would you buy ?

>> No.19134738

Is day trading/scalping the best strategy for instant, nearly risk free gains?

>> No.19134749

>>19132804
Why does this beautiful anime lady have man hips

>> No.19134762
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>>19134738
Calculator says Yes
Do it.

>> No.19134770

>>19134749

Same reason why I'm man and have lady hips.

Thanks Mom.

>> No.19134771

>>19134749
Those wide shoulders too.

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>>19134727
Never
Nothing

>>19134749
>>19134771
Squats, diddies and OHP

>> No.19134791

>>19134655
I made 7.5% selling $30 covered NET calls last week during the earnings runup. Theta gang rules!

>> No.19134794

>>19134462
>And buy this drone tech gay shit because some fucktard on pol said there would be war.
/pol/ is unironically never right

>> No.19134801

>>19134738
There's nothing that's "risk free" when it comes to trading. But for "instant gains" then yeah

>> No.19134805

>>19134791
fag

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>>19134462
imagine taking investment advice from people on fucking 4chan.
just imagine it, if you can.

>> No.19134810

>>19134727
If you're prepared to hold I'd buy now, and buy what Saudi Arabia is buying: SU, BP, and CNQ.

I feel like we can probably trust SA's judgment when it comes to oil markets, especially since they started the crash and are now buying in to take advantage of the recovery.

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>>19134655
I do this with V, MA and MSFT
Literally never fails to make some money.

Tried KO on friday and fucked me over. Fuck Buffett. Im seriously considering selling it at a loss because of the old fuck.
Revenge trading is the best type of trading

>> No.19134831

>>19133571
How how do you think Shrm is gonna go.

Or are you just a shill

meme stock

>> No.19134837

redpill me on oil stocks.

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>>19134651

>> No.19134840

>>19134805
I'm sorry your options expired worthless. Try again next time

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>>19134838
>The look a WDI investor gives to the internal reporting on mismangement, before being fucked in the ass
I actually had some people in real life tell me how great WDI is, and I said its a German company and they will lose money. They did. Figures.

>> No.19134901

>>19134738
>day trading
Look up 90-90-90 rule
>scalping
You need to be a coding wizard to ride the coattails of the algos.

>> No.19134928

>>19134901
gamma scalping is ez-pz, it's just capital intensive

>> No.19134937

>>19134794
Sold RTX at a loss I'm guessing?

>> No.19134943

>>19132956
>V shaped

That ship has sailed

>> No.19134948

>>19134831
Psychedelics are actually a really interesting candidate for a number of ailments. They're being called "psychoplastogens", they're capable of inducing plastic reactions. Ketamine is also a known agent for plastic response. This is presumably why they're so effective in treatment resistant depression, but they're liable to be effective in a much broader psychiatric treatment model. Research is pretty scarce due to CSA classification, though.

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>>19134837
they fluctuate in value and trade for USD

>> No.19134976

press S to spit on JCPenny's grave

>> No.19135016

>>19134937
I don't own drone meme stocks lik /pol/ HAPOOONERS
>>19134948
Investing in a sector hamstrung by penal code is asking to be bagholding for years and years like marijuana memers

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Don't worry guys, a new penny stock will take the place of the old one.

>> No.19135108

>>19135016
Psychedelics are hamstrung, but Ketamine is being used effectively in clinical environments in approved off-label therapies. SHRM just bought a California-based ketamine therapy outfit.

It's interesting at the very least.

>> No.19135116

>>19135088
>JCP REIT
SELL

>> No.19135137

People are stuck inside bored as hell. I'd be honestly surprised if the birth rate don't skyrocket over this. Cause you know what the fuck else are you gonna do? But anyway once things re-open hell people are gonna be blowing green like mad, maybe not on high end shit, but the service industry like bars,restaurants will be getting a nice boost.

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>>19135137
Should have been winter desu
Being stuck at home with your girl during a snow storm is comfy as fuck. Just staying in bed for days.
Now its too warm. And I dont have a gf.

>> No.19135220

>>19134958
ok. but am i about to get fucked?

>> No.19135291

>>19135220
maybe?

>> No.19135336

>>19135190
He's talking about actual normal people, not people like us

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What are you going to do when the 3T stimulus pumps your stocks to the moon and makes you a millionaire at Warp Speed?

>> No.19135375

>>19135291
ok, im prepared. just trying to figure out if i should sell off before june contracts expire, or hold and DCA.

>> No.19135387

>>19135358
lose it all the next day

>> No.19135393
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>>19135358
I want to buy a hammock and a tarp and travel across central Europe by foot I think.
I tried once but I hurt my foot.

>> No.19135405

>>19135358
buy a wheelbarrow so I can carry enough cash to buy a loaf of bread at the grocer

>> No.19135434

>>19135405
*steal a wheelbarrow

How are you going to afford a wheelbarrow?

>> No.19135484

>>19135358
Sell and push it to dividends and ETFs
Keep reinvesting until my dividends become enough to let me live off them and one easy part time job, then start some LLCs in my free time

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>>19135393
>Breaking Local News: Man found allegedly stabbed to death by migrants looking for some food. What will we do about the starving migrant crisis?

>> No.19135591

>bought GE yesterday at five dollars

Based. I bought 10 shares. Going to cash them in when the share price is 50 so I'll have 500 dollars

>> No.19135662

>>19135591
GE is going nowhere fast. They aren't even opening offices until at least mid June, and its going to be in "phases" so who fucking knows what the means. The only part making money anymore seems to be Healthcare. Aviation: Dead. Oil: Dead. Power: Moot.

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>>19135591
>when the share price is 50
yeah that shit's totally gonna happen

>> No.19135690

>>19135662
oil isnt dead, its just crabbing until this settle then we moon mission

>> No.19135702

>>19135591
>
how do you buy shares when market is closed?

>> No.19135719

>>19135405
Don't worry, the feds will just stop paying farmers to leave their fields fallow and grocery prices will normalize again

>> No.19135724

Bought a 18x leverage short certificate for the dow an Friday, how fucked am I?

>> No.19135742

>>19135724
flip a coin nigger

>> No.19135756

>>19135724
Not fucked at all as Mondays are usually red with the rest of the week crabbing.

>> No.19135757

Buy Alphabet when it crashes and take a punt they'll win the antitrust charges OR buy Alphabet after they lose in court.

What's the best play?

>> No.19135791

>>19135757
The best play would be to raze that corporate HQ to the ground and bulldoze the ruins
But for that you need 51%

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>>19132830

>> No.19135823

>>19135757
>Google winning when Trump is president
No. Trump is going to fuck them raw and expose political censorship, unlawful business practices, and Chinese capitulation.

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>>19132830
>2T wasn't enough to save economy
>Maybe 3T more will?
Its dead.

>> No.19135857

>>19135724
I stay away from options myself but I think your bet will pay off. I'd cash in within 30 min of opening though.

>> No.19135868

>>19135358
It’s DOA at the Senate.

>> No.19135893

>>19135757
The stock market is stuck exactly where it was in early April with the lone exception of FAANG. Betting against the G is betting that we go much lower.

>> No.19135897

>>19133068
Lol, literally everyone is meming v shaped recovery, and that's the reason it won't happen. Painful sideways or downward for years.

>> No.19135928

>>19135849
I think the Fed is just preventing mass suicides at this point by giving people plenty of time to save their savings.

They pump cash in while at the same time warning people about equities.

>> No.19135942

>>19134147
Lol, amerimut retardo in action

>> No.19135956

>>19135893
It's crashing big time on opening.

Does it go to its lowest on opening or after the lawsuit?

>> No.19135961

Hey guys, I'm trying to make a put credit spread, and I've never done one before. Is it realistic to expect to write the put and sell it at the mid price? I figure since there's always someone out there using market orders that it would be filled.

>> No.19135993

>>19135897
Except for gold stonks.

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>>19133068
>>19133205
>>19133001
>>19133027
>>19133743
Friendly reminder that the anime spammer is a dangerous retard who is emotionally invested in the stock market going up

>> No.19136019

>>19134462
>YOU NIGGERS KEKED ME OUT OF MILLIONS
you never had the strength to do it. Own up to your mistakes and quit being a pussy who blames others for their own failure.

>> No.19136037

>>19136010
Now I'm conflicted because the market obviously will go up by Q4, but also fuck anime and fuck trannies

>> No.19136041

>>19135961
I always sell a penny or two below market to ensure I get a buyer.

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what do we think of SDGR?

>> No.19136094

>>19135137
I’m going to brunch at a place in the next county next weekend. Shits going to pop off yo.

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>>19136049
white is SPY

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40% gold mining, 60% cash.

Am I gonna be alright for 2020?

>> No.19136129

>>19134655
I’m doing the DEW and also selling covered calls every week. Delicious income.

>> No.19136173

>>19135724
As long as it's a small percentage of your networth, it's fine.

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>>19133433
>Each month The Conference Board surveys 5,000 US households. The survey consists of five questions that ask the respondents' opinions about the following:[2]

>Current business conditions
>Business conditions for the next six months
>Current employment conditions
>Employment conditions for the next six months
>Total family income for the next six months

VERY SCIENTIFIC SURVEY!

>> No.19136232

Lots of people in downtown practicing safe social distancing, getting haircuts and generally shopping due to the nice weather

We're going to make it bros, never bet against the human spirit

Wishing you all a warm weekend

>> No.19136241

>>19132830
Based short term thinking retard

>> No.19136257

>>19135675
Mate you haven't a clue

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Mmmm coffee

>>19131699
>Democrats/media have no interest in a quick reopening of important states.
What if it’s the other way around? And republicans are just afraid to go against trump?

As long as the money store is open, why would you open yourself up to the possibility of voters thinking you got them killed? Because a spike is basically inevitable.

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>>19134794
I disagree, ma'am.
1)

>> No.19136305

>>19135662
>No one needs electricity anymore and won't in the future

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>>19135393
Is this show any good?

After ishuzoku I think I’ll be more open minded about shit like this, shimoneta, shobitch, etc.

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>>19136010
>who is emotionally invested in the stock market going up
>coming from a guy who is obsessed over my posts
>thinks that the market will crash because technical analysis says so
Aren't you the one who's emotionally invested here? Even if all points are leading to the stock market crashing, it doesn't guarantee 100% that the stock market will crash.

>> No.19136331

>>19136305
The point is that demand isn’t spiking anytime soon. I hold a bit of GE and I’m not expecting it above $8 for at least another year.

>> No.19136340

>>19136281
No they really aren’t

They’re zerohedge doomers who literally thought don was going to institute a mandatory draft and declare a fucking traditional war against Iran.

>> No.19136346

>>19136104
What's the purpose of comparing it to SPY? Kek'd. Looks bullish, that's about it. This is one of those companies that will get demolished if they can't keep up the sales though, they are basically break-even now on sales and got their price target increased which the investors liked

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>>19134794
2)

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>>19134794
3)
You and your boyfriend are faggots. Stop buying high and selling low, queer boy.

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>>19135358

>> No.19136407

>>19135690
The moon has a lot of craters.

>> No.19136413

>>19136305
GE makes oil exploration and drilling equipment. Nobody is going to be exploring for new oil for YEARS. Also, oil is not used for power in the US, its used for gasoline and plastic and lubricate. But yea, keep constructing false narratives that no one said to satisfy your insecurities.

>> No.19136430

If I buy on Monday will I be buying high ?

>> No.19136444

>>19136377
Kek.

>> No.19136447

>>19136041
You mean you write calls just below the bid?

>> No.19136460

>>19136413
Bullshit, have you seen the market lately. It's madness. It's only 50 dollars anyway so calm down

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Why don't you invest in value stocks?
Don't you like POOMPS?

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>>19136107
if new money enters circulation all money lose value due to inflation.
however most of that new money goes into stocks.
so saving in cash will decrease your wealth, saving in stocks will at least allow you to keep your current wealth.

>> No.19136488

>>19136460
Do you happen to have schizophrenia or a reading disorder? Your posts don't make sense and don't explain shit.

>> No.19136492

Reminder only manlet incels take short positions

>> No.19136493

>>19136413
I think he was referring to GE being the premier manufacturer of power generating turbine equipment.

>> No.19136506

>>19136447
Yeah.

>> No.19136507

>>19136430
Might be a good time to buy because it's gonna be deep in the red.

Stay away from shit stocks.

>> No.19136517

redpill me on X

will it ever go back up

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>>19136413
GE also has Boeing exposure...
All of the management from that company should be hanged, and have their assets split amongst the employees of BA and all the US employees down the supply chain.

I’m not generally for redistribution of wealth, but this would be fiscal stimulus! I don’t know, I’m just pissed that they ruined a once great company and fucked over the whole country.

>>19136377
>>19136357
>>19136281
>>19136444
If you’re going to spam/flood off topic posts that are extremely low quality, can you at least use screenshots that are funny or relevant to stocks/business/economics?

Here, I’ll help. This is an example of a post with some humor and originality.

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hello do any kind anons know of any stocks that will boom like W has over the past two to three months? I just want to get rich, thanks!

>> No.19136563

>>19136488
Five dollar a share. How poor are you that you get mad over a fifty dollar investment lol go buy a sex doll

>> No.19136568

>>19136517
Yes, but when is the question. X is very cyclical and dependent on construction/manufacturing booms. You are in that for a year or three.

>> No.19136571

>>19136520
Eat shit, nigger. The faggot and I were discussing RTX. Why don't you go long on ROPE and neck yourself.

>> No.19136574

>>19136483
I know, anon, but it's nice to know I have cash ready to buy cheapies especially since I believe non-gold stocks are gonna plummet again.

>> No.19136582

>>19136483
wow. How did you get name chilli pepper file name/

>> No.19136603

>>19136520
GE execs have been being fired ("resigning") for years and being replaced. Culp has been cleaning house. Hes also been selling off almost everything he can. GE is basically just Aviation, Capital, Oil and Gas, Power, and Healthcare now. Is it enough though?

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Explain why you aren't all-in on a TQQQ:TMF portfolio

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>>19136582

>> No.19136637

>>19136582
wow. How did you get ID F+NLIcEa id/

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>>19136621
wew lad
can you please make this one?

>> No.19136659

>>19136506
How many do you write? I'm look at 50. I read something about a rule that 10 or less options being sold has to be filled or shown to the market, and so market makers will typically fill those even if the difference between the ask/bid is shit, but if its over 10 like mine maybe I won't benefit from that rule.

>> No.19136676

>>19136603
Two reasons to buy GE

-The sum of its parts is more valuable than its whole right now

-GE is old school American Industry and its manufacturing base would likely be considered a national security interest, meaning it would never be allowed to go under

It’s going to languish <$12 for years until it fixes its debt and cash flow issues.

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>>19136571
You sure as hell weren’t in this thread. You have 4 posts and they’re all shitposts.

I have no idea why so many bagholders bought RTX over LMT. Sad.

>>19136603
I actually meant Boeing execs.
GE looks like Jack actually fucked it up and left just before the shit hit the fan. Turned them into a finance company with bad loans, and slashed all their forward looking R&D.

>> No.19136685

>>19135405
Off topic but i just got a real spooky feeling of deja vu

>> No.19136692

>>19136659
I never write more than 5 contracts at a time.

>> No.19136707

Why is /smg/ infested with weebs all the time.

Its pretty repulsive.

>> No.19136715

>>19136582
windows key + ;

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>>19136649
it's just unicode dude

>> No.19136717

>>19136692
That must be why you can get away with that. I'll try to do all 50 at first, and if it doesn't fill I'll see if I can't structure my order so it takes place in chunks of 10.

>> No.19136748

>>19136683
Replacing the CEO's with non-diversity hire engineers would be a good first step I believe.

>> No.19136749 [DELETED] 

>>123

>> No.19136751

>>19136683
Yes, that’s the major problem with GE. They tried to be a bank and it’s upper management got filled with bankers, displacing all the engineers and technically focused people who made the company what it was. If they get back to that, they’ll be successful.

>> No.19136781

>>19136751

>> No.19136788

>>19136330
DANGEROUS retard

>> No.19136799

>>19136707
Someone has to lose money so cooler heads can gain
Pedophiles and weebs are on average shorter and several IQ points dumber than their national averages, look it up.
The only noted exception to this rule was people who pay exclusively big titty pinup cheesecake style anime waifus, or businesswomen and secretaries. By contrast, posters of irl businesswomen cosplays had unusually high IQ and physical height. It's believed thew two cancel each other out in overlapping conditions

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>>19136716
I hate emojis as a matter of principle.

>> No.19136808

>>19136676
I think there is a very good chance we get a huge infrastructure bill as part of the "recovery". Doesn't matter if it is Trump or Biden in office they are both going to push for it. GE could benefit greatly if that happens. I have a small position and may continue to add since it's so beaten down, but I don't expect it to do much in the next couple years.

>> No.19136829

>>19136748
The mating call of the under-qualified white boy lol

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>>19136617
Because leverage longing a tech heavy ETF when tech is roughly at an ATH is pretty not-smart

>> No.19136862

>>19136829
You lost? No one here's going to hold your hand and pretend with you that you deserve "equal" opportunity gibs

>> No.19136864

>>19136799
So shorting animeposter stock is a viable option.
Good to know.

>> No.19136866

>>19136649
Jesus christ the dumbfucks that populate /smg/ now

>> No.19136878

A gf is more important than money.

>> No.19136880

>>19136808
I’ve been doing pretty well selling covered calls on GE. It’s a great crab stock. Pretty sure I’m going to be able to milk premium for the next 2 years or so.

>> No.19136884

>>19136829
Pretty sure a white 10 year old boy is more qualified than any pajeet or jose or chang.

>> No.19136895

>>19136878
Get a load of this guy

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>>19136748
This sounds good but the board doesn’t looked packed with diversity?

You sound uninformed, you should instead look into who came over from the McDonnell douglas merger.

>>19136707
Almost as bad as the posters who don’t talk about stocks at all, and prefer to complain about nonsense or bullshit guesswork about elections.

>>19136799
>weebs are on average shorter and several IQ points dumber
I would like to see those studies on weeb intelligence. I suspect there’s much more autism but I don’t know about intelligence.

>> No.19136907

>>19132830
That new bill has 0 chance getting passed in the senate. If any more relief packages are on the way, it'll look more like the last one we got, maybe less.

>> No.19136916

>>19136707
pleb filter, pleb

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>>19136805
i hate the word emoji. they are emoticons or smileys.

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>live in canuckistan
>invest in burgerclap companies
>mfw the American public pays to save my portfolio

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So really, real talk. Is anyone actually seriously betting oil isn't going to collapse by Tuesday? Does there exist a single argument where it should actually be this high and won't meet the inevitable "B-but why does no one want to buy my oil? What do you mean you can't store it, please, I can't either, take it, I will pay YOU!"

>> No.19136954

>>19136864
Almost, but actually shorting is not a viable option and you should be researching and investing in growers rather than going broke from paying fees to gamble on unknowns against unreasonable house rakes
>>19136878
I can't even pay a wife, let alone a gf, to go buy food and prepare a meal anymore. Money itself on the other hand can get me a nice hot meal without any drama. GF is a dead meme stock, a notorious widowmaker, and a boomerism. SELF and ADPT are mooning, get on or get left behind

>> No.19136982

>>19136906
I didn't say the current board is packed with diversity, I said replace them engineers who weren't hired to fill a diversity quota for tax breaks.

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>>19136683
I was in the bread, bucko. I was phonefagging from your mom's bed after I went ass to mouth to cunt and my load was dribbling out of her old twat. Cry moar.
RTX is fine. I can't believe all of the bitching I hear about it. This board is full of poor niggers who have no desire to do their own DD. These same assholes will be buying Draftkings a month from now.

>> No.19136993

>>19136676
Also we must keep in mind before the virus GE had been making great progress. They're out of the oil biz. They sold it to Baker Hughes and then promptly reduced the ownership stake to around 38%. So Baker Hughes is it's own company now. Also they got a massive cash haul when they sold the bio pharma unit for 20 billion.
So GE is today this; Power,Renewable energy, Healthcare, Aviation, Lighting (Yes they're still in the "light bulb" game, just consumer only, commercial part though got sold; see GE reports)

>> No.19137005

>>19136878
A GF will sure help with your "excess money" problem

>> No.19137011

>>19136919
It's just so we can rape your EM shithole to oblivion as we "unintentionally" bolster the dollar despite rabid printing. Short CA.

>> No.19137022

>GE dumps so hard that the $0.01/share dividend is actually attractive.

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>>19137022
0.7% yield, need to dump some more.
which isn't unlikely. kinda hard to believe how much GE have fallen.

>> No.19137077

>>19136829
Hurr durr LOL good one faggot. Sorry that niggers and streetshitters can't build anything that won't fall apart after a week. Take a pic of your hand, shitskin, and show us your janitor cart. Hopefully second shift on Saturday is easy money.
A great way to make money is to short companies that have women and coloreds in charge.

>> No.19137080

What if you had a gf who was just as greedy, frugal, and obsessed with accumating money as you? You could combine your incomes and get even greater gains.

>> No.19137091

>>19136878
Dude, get real. No girl wants to be with a poorfag.

>> No.19137105

>>19137080
I am certain that being gay is not a choice, because I would 100% choose to be gay if I could. Those rich, gay bastards have it great.

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If this is true. what does it mean for oil? What does it mean for gas guzzler companies?

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>weekend so no stocks or bants in /smg/
>no friends, no gf, bars closed, no scummy asian massage parlors to get milked at
tell me why suicide isn’t a valid option right now

>> No.19137119

>>19137080
If she was those three things, she'll pull the rug right under you and take the majority in divorce anon.

>> No.19137136

>>19137011
The more CAD deflates the more my us stocks go up

>> No.19137153

>>19137113
Tesla doesn't have a competitive advantage. EV's are still too expensive for the average person.

>> No.19137158

>>19137113
ill believe it when i see it.

but my largest holdings are in oil and batteries anyways.

>> No.19137160

>>19137080
kek, well I dunno about the greedy or other parts but my Wife she don't really care for meh "trinkets" as some women do. She likes nice things but nothing really flashy and she doesn't have 3 closets full of clothes or 20 pair of shoes. She's also about 6 years younger than me. I know I got insanely lucky!.

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>>19137118
it'll get better

>> No.19137165

>>19137153
Did you read what I posted? Theyre talking about a breakthrough that makes them cheaper than tradcars.

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>>19136925
Do you really think USMC is going to ignore all those free oil? Guess we'll see on Tuesday who's the real winner here.

>> No.19137170

do you guys also sometimes just grab your balls when lurking, not actually fapping?

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>>19136925
I'm not touching oil at all right now. No feel on which way it will go. I agree is seems like it should probably move down some on rollover, maybe a lot, but....?

>> No.19137184

>>19137105
I can see it being a choice tbf, I mean you wank yourself off and manage to get off. I'm sure you could have a guy wank you off or blow you and get the same results.

>> No.19137187

>>19137118
iktfb

>> No.19137190

>>19137118
Do you like the scummy ones? The one I go to is pretty nice.

>> No.19137197

>>19137165
It says that the batteries will last longer. I don't see how that will make them cheaper. However, this would give Tesla an opening on the used car market.

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>>19136986
>RTX is fine.

>>19137118
You really go to rub and tugs to spill your seed? Don’t you worry about warts or herpes?

>> No.19137215

>>19136925
There won't be negatives as low as last time. Demand is higher than it was when the May contract rolled over, not to mention after that shock I'm hoping, for their sake, that the speculators didn't load up on more contracts that they can't offload.

>> No.19137218

I’m waiting for that cute af Honda EV sport coupe to hit the market. Just give me my electric Miata already.

>> No.19137220

>>19137165
The price range for gasoline vehicles is very wide. Since no number is mentioned, Tesla is just exaggerating.

>> No.19137222

>>19137118
No bars? Where do you live?

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>>19137136
I just wanted to call Canada an emerging market shithole and elicit a reaction. But here we are.

>> No.19137246

>>19137190
Morally scummy, not physically
>>19137207
Nah they’re fine if you go to the better ones. Sometimes they give a half decent massage too

>> No.19137251

>>19136377
How the fuck do you work in a hospital and not have health insurance? Or is this just a money grab disguised as virtue signalling?

>> No.19137254

>>19137222
Small town in Texas. Bars are still closed and even most restaurants are too except for takeout

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is VOO, VYM, and BND a good plan for long term growth and divvies?

>> No.19137292

I bet against SHOP in Friday, did I fuck up?

This cunt is even higher than pre-corona, looks oerpriced af. Its crushing down, my only concern is I went in too soon.

>> No.19137305

>>19137166
where can the us marine corps store the oil

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>>19137170
yes

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>>19137305
bote.

>> No.19137337

RTX also has a decent space bis. Don't forget if all these "space tourism" and Mars missions ever get off the ground all the parts that'll be required for it all. Plus NASA ships in general.

>> No.19137347

>>19137305
Not sure about the marines but the army will be able to do cheap drag races with the Abrams. For fine tuning and performance testing of course.

>> No.19137349

>>19137292
Risky if short term. Long term, it will definitely go down.

>> No.19137359

>>19137315
Thanks. You are very cool! Many such cases! Sad!

>> No.19137360

>>19137283
Yes. I like VGT too.

>> No.19137364

>>19137283
yeah that's pretty good I'd say, assuming you hold for 20-40 years

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Great new series with Sven Henrich, Dan Nathan, and Guy Adami. Guy/Dan are some of the very few people on CNBC that ever dare to criticize the Fed's actions, and I think you all know Sven's standpoint (@NothmanTrader). Anyway this is outside the restrictions and pressures of a cable network so there's actually some really good back and forth discussion here
https://youtu.be/cLqCLBD_7Ds

Last week: https://youtu.be/hRAk__R30Kg

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>>19136834
>muh reversal
Tech has been at ATHs for nearly a decade, but that logic you'd have avoided tech since 2013

>> No.19137374

Buying TGI and SPR Boeing suppliers which also do military. under valued.

>> No.19137386

>>19137367
*@NorthmanTrader

>> No.19137403

>>19132956
He's getting mouthy now because he missed the bottom by a fucking mile and is trying to bring it down.

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>>19137305
In those grounded aircraft carriers.

>> No.19137423

>>19137367
Sven is a permabear who takes opportunistic potshots to be smug, very bad vibe. The other two, I’ve never heard say anything particularly useful or insightful. Guy is just always playing an arrogant loudmouth persona. Only useful thing I’ve hear him say is “Eli Lilly is going higher”. No shit.

>> No.19137455

>>19137403
Warren looks like a simp to me, he doesnt look like he has the balls to do that.

Soros yes, but Buffett to do something like that.

>> No.19137467

>>19134462

you are a complete idiot for taking stock-advice from 4chan.

This place is for memes, the same day these retards start shilling my long-term holds then I'm dropping them things like they are hot.

>> No.19137499

>>19137423
Those are very unfair generalizations, but then again this is 4channel.org after all. Why don't you watch the latest vid and see for yourself.

Also Guy was one of the only people on CNBC Fast Money blasting the Fed and saying this all started well before Corona (how about the repo crisis starting last September). The worried looks on the other hosts' faces was priceless

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Where my BWXT crew?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HjVAOwEikw

>> No.19137514

>>19134462
>because some fucktard on pol said there would be war.
Holy shit

You listened to /pol/ tourists? Why didn’t you just long big tech, or invest in the diabetes epidemic by buying DXCM and LLY? Also the juicy dip in LMT as the “space force” money pit gets dug?

>> No.19137594

>>19134147
Tim Berners-Lee is British to.

>> No.19137598

>>19137423
to be fair, how do you have over 30 million out of work and think valuations that are showing we are in 2019 are correct?

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Looks like a good time to start buying silver stocks, it won't be bag holding at this point.

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>>19134784
Cute sluts.

I forgot most of 8mans adventures... I may have to rewatch if S3 really does happen.

>>19137499
How are they unfair?
And so what if guy was blasting the fed? He likes being an antagonist. I don’t personally fault the fed for that they’re doing, if they did much less there would already be civil unrest and major supply chain disruptions, maybe serious food insecurity.

I like el-erian. He’s right about the moral hazard, but there will be time for unwinding the balance sheets and creative destruction once we have a better grasp on the health situation.

The problem is who gets appointed to head the fed next year, and if trump can get a total MMT puppet with his hand up their ass in there.

>>19134281
Do women even wear white stockings or pantyhose or whatever, or is that just fetish stuff?
Looks cute on this shirololi

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My portfolio is 90% VUG VTI VOO and 10% KO, because I love drinking Coke.

Redpill me on my future.

>> No.19137680

>>19137643
>tfw the silver shills on /pmg/ were right all along.

>> No.19137686

>>19137643
I bought eagles during the crash. They're almost ready to make a profit in resale even after taxes.

>> No.19137706

>>19137680
they were bag holding for a long time.

>> No.19137714

>>19137671
If you're timeframe is 10 years you'll be fine
If it's 50 years the lack of international stocks means you're not gonna make it

>> No.19137731

>>19137680
>>tfw the silver shills on /pmg/ were right all along.
I need to see some proof of that

>> No.19137742

>>19137706
they could probably triple or quadruple in price in the coming years, good buy

>> No.19137757

>>19137706
>>19137742

>> No.19137770

>>19137598
30m niggers sucking off papa powell's teat walking away with more dosh than they would working

>> No.19137783

>>19137686
>>19137742
I'm so high

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>>19137686
I have to bring the stuff over to another country, sell it for cash, come back, put it into my bank account and then tell the tax people I got it as a gift from my long dead great grandfather.
All to avoid some other fucking tax questions, because the whole region never paid anything to the state.

Its dumb, but at least its all tax free.

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>>19137671
>he bought KO

>> No.19137852

What to get Monday for when oil crashes?

>> No.19137870

>>19137861
>>19137861
>>19137861

NEW
NEW
NEW

>>19137861
>>19137861
>>19137861

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>>19137670
>There will be time to fix the debt and moral hazard after this crisis is over.
Except they never do, even in the "good" times. In the bad times it's "not the right time", and in the good times it's still "not the right time" because of some other bullshit reason. Any powers the govt/Fed gains, they will retain long after corona is over. They'll never unwind anything unless it's by force (China dumping our USTs onto the market, for example).

Powell was an alright guy in the beginning, he started us down the right path of unwinding the debt. But the markets threw a petulant tantrum after just a LITTLE bit of QT, and suddenly the old Powell was dead forever. He completely 180d on all his policies. He is already the president's MMT puppet through and through.

You've been drinking the MSM kool-aid of "we can't worry about the debt right now". They want you to believe that we can just continue to kick the can down the road. "Can't worry about losing weight right now, that would cause me way too much pain in the short term, and I can't take that right now!" So instead of buckling down and taking the medicine now, we'll get the heart attack later. And people like you will be just as much to blame as the Fed itself

>> No.19137943

>>19133433
Fed stimulus worked the same way in 2008. Look at the chart. You can almost see that poor cat bouncing off the feds fake floor

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>>19137370
I dont remember having a heavily forecasted pandemic-spurred depression around the corner with 35 million unemployed back in 2013.

Youre gonna go balls deep in a leveraged etf after it already doubled in price?

Is the American population gonna be eating Apple Iphones and burning AMD cpus for warmth? Or are you just the unbridled enthusiast and everythings just gonna be A-OK?

>> No.19137984

>>19137770
The niggers that have the highest velocity money? Those numbers are fucking bunk by the way, Shadowstats is predicting something like 40%. That's without mentioning payroll/hours cuts or other detriments. Predictions, no doubt predictions made to the favor of the public, paint an incredibly bleak picture. That's without considering the confidence and sentiment effects of everything going on; without being apprised of people like Buffett and Powell declaring the state as it is.

26 weeks, too. Moral hazard. 90 days and you lose another job for another 26 weeks?