/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19114728
>Is coffee good for you?
Yes.

>>19114728
fuck anime

I like my coffee like my anime girls.
I also like milk desu. A lot.

I just want it to pump or dump bros, this crab is killing me.

First for fuck niggers

Cunny

6500$ to spend bois, what am i buyin?
give me your top 3

>>19114728
I hope so, fired up the moka pot for the second time this morning

>>19114728
Bobos back in ivan's cuckshed.

>>19114728
>WARP SPEED
WARP SPEED
>WARP SPEED
WARP SPEED
>WARP SPEED
WARP SPEED
>WARP SPEED
WARP SPEED

i got Jeromed today, /biz/
and not in a good way...

Imagine being /cash/ these past 2 months lmao

>>19114728
Bobos have you learned your lesson? Don't bet against america. It is barely legal anyway.

Is Trump a cuck? Why does he get hard for negative interest rates? JAPANIFCATION is on its way.

>>19114792
SAND
SAND
SAND

>>19114793
VOO
VEA

>>19114787

Next week blood red except for gold stocks.

Putting money where my mouth is, lads.

My only investment, Greatland Gold, 5k+.

>>19114831
Trump is literally just a fucking delusional boomer in peak COPE mode. he's trying to grasp at anything to save this shit show and his image. Literally nothing he says right now matters.

>>19114793
>>19114792
meant for the other guy but I'm the moka pot poster and I think that's based I've had my second cup as well

>>19114807
Fixed

>>19114844
thats a man

>>19114792

since you're probably a dumb dumb, SQQQ or TQQQ

>>19114792
RWT
ZNGA
CROCS

>>19114845
NASDAQ is the real save heaven right now. Better store of value than gold because it cannot go down anymore.

>>19114874
Kek

>>19114845
why?

>>19114874
need the XXX bottle but yes accurate my butthole is hemorraging red

How to gambool $200 with options?
(btw that's a woman)

>>19114792
MSFT
BA
LCI

>>19114787
Invest in C, UN, and NNY

>>19114879
>SQQQ or TQQQ
shant be leveraging, lad

>>19114880
lol

>>19114911
That's a man

>>19114934
>shant be leveraging, lad
but how do you expect to get rich quick?

>>19114918
>BA
holy shit no way. boeing is fucked

Buy novn for 35 cents. Q1 2020 report on may 28th. It will pump

god i love paying money into social security to support dumb boomers while knowing I won't ever see anything out of it because the pyramid scheme will crumble before I hit retirement age

>>19114792
USO
M
NCLH

>tfw no yellow qt to daytrade with

>>19114950
I work there and trust me, I have no fcking clue how its stock isnt at 30 dollars. Worst diversity hiring shit company

>>19114969
defunding social security is political poison, they'll just print more money scared-bro

>>19114982
do you have a NDA?

JEROME PUMP HOUR

ALL IN

Go break 287 and sky is the limit

>>19114969
I'm a swede. Half my income goes to roasties and muslims.

>>19114995
I'm an electrician on the 737 max

>>19114911
If I had $200 I would buy 2 of the $162 GLD Puts that expire on the 22nd and dump them Monday at open.

>>19115016
Do you have a job, Baggie?
Where do you get all your gamble money from?

>>19114963
Interdasted

>>19114982
I work at LM and a lot of us have been day trading BA stock

>>19115014
so....


when is that thing going in the air?

>>19115014
why are you larping huh?

>>19114950
>boeing is fucked
Anyone is fucked, those who are betting against the house.

>>19115031
I panhandle on the corner at the light when you get off the highway.

JUST TANK THE FUCKING MARKET ALREADY WHAT IS THE POINT OF PROPING IT UP IF ALL THE MONEY YOU WANT OUT IS OUUT FUUUUUUUCKKKK

>>19114728
Is a trump briefing live right now or what? I cant find anything on it.

>>19115061
Perfect, hahahahahaha. Bobos are getting insane. Nobody is propping it up. Still plenty of room til' ATH.

>>19115068
source

this market is a farce. fake and gay.

>>19115061
They haven’t gotten all the money out yet. You keep giving them more, dumb bobo

>>19115061
Algorithms, international capital flight, and pensions say no.

>>19115047
They say before January. I'm at work forced to wear a mask and social distance lol. Trust me, it takes atleast a week to rewire the fuck ups they found. We got about 450 birds parked all around the usa. These birds will be flying late 2021 if that. Other than that, it's up to faa to give us the green light. Boeing runs out of cash by December and will most likely take a bail out.

>>19115068
already over

>>19114728
Just Lost 800 on an option call fuck me boys

>>19115113
>>19115107

>>19114982
>Worst diversity hiring shit company
I heard similar comments during the tanker fiasco.
Apparently Stacie, Jerome, and Pajeet aren't the best at being competent managers or engineers.
Also, many Universities have become diploma mills and are churning out brain-dead morons as graduates

should i sell these SSRM calls?
i have some 6/19 $18's debating if i should sell today or not..

Going to subway, what you guys want?

>>19115117
source on the image you fag

how fares your mud huts /gsg/?

What will dow do on monday? Holding lots of equity, but I decided to hedge and bought a bunch of inverse etf. Gonna get burned by that, I guess.

>>19115096
>market goes up
>this market is a farce. fake and gay.
>market goes down
>fuck yeah, I'm shorting!

>>19115136
mondays usually follow fridays
>not guaranteed

>>19115158
Bobos are doomers with money and a broker app.

>>19114728
Someone stop me from going all in on $GUSH.

>>19115131
What do you mean? Trump live was over an our ago.
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/msnbc.html
Just search it on youtube for the replay you retard.

>>19115188
actually you shouldn't oil cycles last 10-15 years

>>19114911
Cute guy.

Can some tell me why I shouldn't go all-in on DX for them sweet Dividends?

>>19115123
I locked my area up throughout the day because people just enter through the stair case and exit. The lock is just a turn lock, no key. The bigger managers, gook mechanics will walk up to the door and start yelling "why is this door locked" and struggle then walk away. They literally just have to turn the switch to the left that is infront of them to unlock it. The people here are that fucking stupid.

>>19115188
Why would I? Go on, fuck your shit up.

>>19115213
Nigger, I meant to say nigger.

>>19115209
Too much debt, it's dead in the water.

>>19114792
Microsoft

>THE DUMP BEGINS

>our guy GALT up over 10%

nice pump hope you all sold out before shabbos

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAHH

>>19114793
>>19114861
About to go for my second cup as well.

if you don't like volatility at her worst, you don't deserve her at its best.

>>19114882
confirmed bearish

>>19115016
Hey if this works out I'll split profits with you.

What the hell is this drill? Back to the red already.

So it begins

>>19115085
>>19115103
>>19115107
I'm not a fucking bobo i just want to buy a nasdaq 3x ETF and leave my money but I can't do that now because i have to wait for the fucking correction

Cya boys monday.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*GULPS AIR*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LITERALLY +-0.X EVERY SINGLE DAY
FUCK THIS MARKET

How do I invest in qt asian girls?

>>19115294
>if
buying gold into the weekend works and has worked for at least 40 years

*sips*
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>19115307
The correction was already. Sorry

>>19115261
>>19115263
>>19115265
>>19115310
Bunch of retards here, see on Monday when everything will be GREEN.

>>19115243
I read they prepared for this corona shit? Why is their stock going up?

>>19115158
Now those are some crafted cops

i've made so much fucking money with this crabbing and hedging
bless european gambling derivatives

>>19115068
is she leaning to fart?
thats a fucking awkard position

>>19115357
HOW

Puts on JCP, Y/N?

>>19115319
COTY, M, and AMZN.
You indirectly profit from the simps.

>>19115383
CALLS

https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/breakingtrump-says-virus-will-go-away-at-some-point-downplays-need-of-vaccine-2173886

>>19115371
Somethings off entirely with it. I think it's the legs.

>>19115345
when are you gonna transition bro?

God I love this board when the drops come

Jerms just wanted it to end green today, its not fair bros

>>19115096
Bears are retarded. I am +10% today longing this bitch like always, free money is nice.
Enjoy your suicide bobo!

RTX & PCG

>>19115437
I sold puts I bought yesterday for 18k this morning. :)

>>19115410
NOOOO BLUMF YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THE VIRUS WILL GO AWAY WHAT ABOUT OUR HECKIN NANNY STATERINO!!!!!

>>19115319
Her glasses have no prescription
gross

>>19115428
>God I love this board when the drops come
It did, last March, you should've been here.

Holy shit I'm going all in on Wells Fargo. Literally no better buy right nowv

>>19115410
>"Today i am launching operation space ultra mega to reach into the 4th dimention to get a vaccine as fast as possible"
>Media: Trump downplays need of vaccine

I don't believe in some of my stocks but own them because of diversification. Stuff like MMM or PG. Don't get me wrong, these are quality businesses, but I don't have any passion for these companies so buying more of their stock has become tough.

Would I be better served to cover the diversification issue with an index fund? Make it one third of my portfolio and be done with it so I can focus on my core conviction buys.

>/biz/ says buy RTX and DHT
>down 20%
>/biz/ says DON'T buy USO
>up 30%

>>19115482
invest that money into ETH instead.

>>19115492
You should know by now to always invest /biz/.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I SLEPT THROUGH THE DIP AGAIN!!!

LAST HOUR COFFEE BROS WHERE WE AT????

>>19115373
well, the market crabbing is just luck
you buy both positions, or one if you have big balls, sell when you think bottom or top is reached, move those gains into next direction, repeat

>>19115492
Yes, short /smg/. That’s what we’ve been trying to tell you

>>19115482
Yeah a S&P or total market fund + your core stocks is about all you need.

reminder we're not going to get a vaccine

>>19115492
>/biz/ says buy RTX
70% of smgfags are larpers who don't even have stocks. rtx was shilled by one single trannyfaggot.

>>19115420
>somethings off entirely
yea, my cum isn't covering her

Buy REFR
Hold REFR

https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2020/04/23/2021035/0/en/Research-Frontiers-SPD-SmartGlass-Licensee-and-Strategic-Investor-Gauzy-Ltd-secures-the-Series-C-investment-from-Hyundai-Motor-Company-Blue-Red-Partners-VC-Singapore-and-Avery-Denn.html

>Series C Funding
>Businesses that make it to Series C funding sessions are already quite successful. These companies look for additional funding in order to help them develop new products, expand into new markets, or even to acquire other companies. In Series C rounds, investors inject capital into the meat of successful businesses, in an effort to receive more than double that amount back. Series C funding is focused on scaling the company, growing as quickly and as successfully as possible.

https://www.timesofisrael.com/smart-glass-startup-gauzy-gets-funds-from-hyundai-motor-to-expand-product-reach/

>>19115511
>LAST HOUR COFFEE BROS WHERE WE AT????
Green

>>19115511

>spy ends day at 0.0% change

>>19115492
you and everyone else who keeps gargling about rtx are retards that need to fuck off already

>>19115526
Who cares? Trump says it’s gonna go away. Everything goes away.

>>19115492
Why the fuck wouldn't you buy USO?

Anyone call Zoom movements besides this bitch?

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1261009072981258246

>>19115572
that's my point fren

it doesn't matter

>>19115482
forget about diversification, the economy is interconnected, if you don't like a stock then don't own it

>going to close at 0% again
Writing options is literally free money right now.

>>19115546
What is it with REFR shill whose been here for like 9 months? Did you buy the top last year by going all in and are trying to shill it to us? Post your position, otherwise why should we believe you're not just some bagholder trying to pump it?

>>19115526
>reminder we're not going to get a vaccine
Israel is developing a vaccine, almost nearing clinical trials.

Get in on BBBY before the market closes.

>checkem

>>19115612
fren,


we're not getting a vaccine

>>19115621
>BBBY before the market closes
best buy? are you sure? I'm super bullish, but not right now.

>>19115346
There's only so much a small cap REIT with a lot of debt can do in this sort of environment to prepare. Going up slightly during a retracement with the whole index doesn't mean much. If you really feel confident in them for some reason, only pick up a tiny bit.

Don't get baited by finance, REIT, and energy divvies unless you've done your homework on the specific company and know they're resilient enough to stay alive and keep paying.

>>19115609
>diversification

Im in like 5 stocks. Was in one with a lot but jumped out before it dropped even further.

>>19115492
USO will be real cheap again soon desu. Just wait. The reserves aren't filled up yet. Once they DO, USO will be cheap as cheap can be.

>>19115610
>/smg/ bought options
>Volatility collapsed

L E L

>>19115492
I'm tired of reminding these retards about the importance of oil. As for me, I'll always be bullish on oil, now is the best opportunity to invest in crude oil for a dirt poorfag such as myself.

I have a dream (unironically) that social media will die one day. It will be one of those things that future humans look back on and see as extremely primitive, and a marker of bad times.
It is truly a cancer to our society, and we all know it, it's just that most people haven't grown the balls yet to get rid of it and live a life without social media. I think one day "influencers" will just be a trend that happened once, and we'll realise how stupid it all was. Then, the social media companies will die.
If that doesn't happen one day, we're probably heading for a dystopia, and we're already lost as a species.
Social media could be one of those Kardashev scale factors.

>>19115634
bed, bath and beyond

>>19115621
Why? Have they even stayed open? Are they essential?

>>19115642
no it wont, USO is only going to rise, there is no possible way for it to drop unless a trillion barrels of oil materialize themselves into existence

Hey guys, reddit here. Saw this stock in a company called USO. They seem to swing a lot and are in the oil but I think they are a great investment that will conquer the storm. I am telling reddit to buy it but what do you think? Should we do it?

It's gonna pump, trust me, i have a crystal ball.

>>19115691
how about just going back?

>>19115629
>we're not getting a vaccine
Says who? We've got 13 BSL-4 labs here, surely one of them could lead us to a vaccine. How many BSL-4 labs does Israel have, and yet they can develop a vaccine?? Preposterous.

Who touched my oil?

>>19115690
That is literally happening

PTON reversed, hour left to see what happens

Any tought on Kirkland Lake Gold?

>They have a relatively low Debt/Equity ratio
>The growth of the profit margin, seem to have been constant for the past couple of years
>They are all over Canada and Australia.
>Gold never fails in the longrun

Any reasons not to buy?

just bought 5 SPY 500 C December 2022 hope it blows up

>>19115667
The age of humans is coming to an end. Next is the age of sentient memes.

>>19115667
so I half-agree

you saw with how Facebook started dying vs the growth in Instagram and so I could definitely see social media evolve into more streamlined products


but dude I'm a 25yr boomer and I'm on instagram and twitter all damn day, these products are nicotine for my ego and entertainment I don't see them going anywhere

It's gonna dump, trust me, i have a crystal ball.

Get out before it's too late, lads.

What the FUCK is up with the price of oil contracts now? Is it pure delusion or what?

>>19115743
but is your crystal ball licensed to give financial advice?

Silver miners mooning

Might buy some UA long term calls. I think they’ll get a boost soon

there is going to be a huge shortsqueeze at close
screenshot this post

>>19115778
This whole market is pure delusion

>>19115741
>25yr boomer
>on instagram and twitter all day
you are a zoomer not a boomer.

t.boomer that has a FB account but rarely goes on

Sell before market close, sit comfortably with the cash in your account.

>>19115740
What about the age of consent?

>>19115492
>>19115505
>>19115521
>>19115537
>>19115577
>>19115690
>>19115661
>USO green for 2 days
>"WTF BIZ YOU LIED TO ME"
God bless you you fucking retards, i love you so much. Please buy USO before the contract expires so i can enjoy some more AAAAAA posting from you absolute morons

JEROME HOUR

It's going to do literally nothing. Trust me, I have a crystal ball.

>>19115778
they've shut the faucet off.

>>19115725
oh is it? Screencap me a 5/22 20p on USO that you bought right now

>>19115796
What strike and date were you thinking?

meme line technicians what do your meme lines say about eod

>literally stuck in the same crab for a month
Wake me up inside

>>19115870
No. Fucking use Google. Here I'll start:
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-05-14/saudi-oil-rush-threatens-to-disrupt-stabilizing-u-s-oil-market

>>19115877
green candles coming

>>19115813
The only thing it's been doing is draining what few IQ points that anon has left.

How long will this zombie crab market last? March and April were so much more fun.

>>19115831
>my post
>ctrl +f uso : 0
>your post
wtf man?

>>19115877
The meme lines are going haywire, the AT fields are inverting!

>>19115877
>>19115914
red candle coming.

>>19115918
Sorry man tagged the wrong guy

>>19115910
I dont give a fuck about google, now you buy those puts and screencap it so I can repost it next week and laugh at you

>>19115731
>Any reasons not to buy?
Gold is nothing but a shitty rock, a dinosaur shit. If you want gold, just get mining stocks, gold etfs. Miners are seizable assets when the government goes apeshit, which is why you shouldn't trust Canada and Australia because of their connection to China.

>>19115876
Idk, Jan $10c are under $1. Even the $7.50c are around $1.40 and the stock is at $6.91 right now. Seems pretty cheap

>>19115877
pic related

>>19115482
Yeah that's what I'm doing.

>AAPL shifts production to India
>AAPL goes green several days after this news
>India lifts lockdown
>Cases of goyvid-19 on the rise
>Texas lifts lockdown
>More news of TX cases on rise
>Market sentiment shifting to negative due to low retails sales
>More stimulus talk suggests no quick "return to new normal" or quick employment boost
>AAPL and AMZN both went red today but now pumping into the close

can someone make NVDA go down?

>>19115877
Red eod, but next week will be green.

Go UP green line

>having heavy exposure to china in your portfolio
Ouch

>>19115877
it'll be somewhere between 282 and 286

>>19115831
Give me one good reason why investing on oil while its cheap is a bad idea

After today closes, we will official have crabbed for an entire month

>>19115667
Once they start sticking the computers inside you, that’s when the real shit is going to happen.

>>19116016
It's because people like us are eager to buy it that it won't.

>>19115689
I'm listening to the earnings call that was in April right now and they had a good grasp of what was going to happen then. They moved to essential products and planned to fulfill online order then and its showing up now.

>>19115638
They seriously believe they can come out ahead during the crisis and have mentioned to continue to try to pay dividends. Doubled down with 5/22 call and stocks for short-mid term hold.

>>19116077
Go for it. I'll see you on Tuesday.

BULL...

>>19116016
Hell no, I'm 90% up on that shit

>>19115831
>not buying low now and sell high by next year
Buy High; Sell Low, the /biz/ way. Dumbass retard.

>>19116077
based

It's over

WHERE IS THE PUMP

>>19115340
No it wasn't don't be stupid

I put money into an investment isa account with my bank . I see that the money came out my account and went towards 'share dealing' but when go into the investment account there's no indication anything was put there and all the values read 0. it's only been 2 days. is that it ? does that mean I've just lost it all just like that

>>19114792
TVIX yolo

>>19116077
>>19116147
I love you guys so fucking much

>>19116122
fuck it I'll roll the dice. I'm not retarded enough to put more than what I can aford to loose in stonks. Im sure you just shitposting anyways

>>19116163
>there are people out there who actually believe that shit

WHERE IS LAST MINUTE PUMP REEEEEEE

Just sell, you idiots. I don't want you to get hurt.

>>19116195
>>19116166
Jerome is already pumping

>>19116088
Crab's great though. Just gotta find your buy and sell buttons, be a real human bean and not some economic furfaggot.

>>19116122
>Go for it. I'll see you on Tuesday.
>daytrading

>have watch list of /biz/ shill tickers
>RTX, SAVA, SNSS
Holy shit LOL

>>19116163
>If I draw these lines and they line up then it probably means something, even though they completely break out of the lines and curves at a whim

>>19116189
Alright then, good luck.

>>19116181
Probably still waiting to transfer. Ring your bank.

Should have gone with freetrade.io because you're gonna get shafted with trade fees.

>>19116123
Is this guy drunken?

based Kyle Bass on CNBC soon

what a fuddy duddy sour hour.

Well looks like your chances to bag cheap DIS is slipping away...

only go up

>>19115718
>yet they can develop a vaccine
A lab there developed a vaccine candidate and hyped it up for reputation and funding.

We have many vaccine candidates too, it's highly unlikely that any of them work and work safely. They're not getting a vaccine any time soon, and neither are we.

>>19115718
Developing a vaccine is one thing. Making sure it don't kill you or cause other uh shit 5 years later is another.

>>19116236
it's just the bank that charges a decimal % in november

>>19116261
or it plunges further?

>>19116261
anyone got a qrd on if i should buy?

>>19116195
BBBY

THREADLY REMINDER

You cant spell Tsumugi without
/smg/

MUGI BLESS
U
G
I

B
L
E
S
S

IS IT GOING TO PUMP OR DUMP IM STILL DOWN SINCE MONDAY

>>19116261
>1¢ div
Did they cut it?

>>19116163
>TA
You retard, do you really think TA will help you? Most investors will buy stocks now more than ever now that most stocks are at a discount, they don't give a shit about TA. A lot of anons posted TA here and most of them have been proven WRONG. How come TA didn't predict the oil crash last month? Because TAfags can't get off their high horses and admit that they can't predict anything.

>>19116261
>wanting GE to go up

I’ve been selling covered calls on that shit for weeks. Perfect crab stock.

>>19116310
I know what will happen

how long does it take for money transfer into s&s

>>19116308

MUGI BLESS
U
G
I

B
L
E
S
S

Why is nobody shilling Sorrento? They're mooning as if it was filmed by Kubrick.

>>19116261
I actually believe in GE, but considering it's going to be a good while before airlines get back to real business their engine production isn't something I wanna invest in. I ight buy some $9 calls 10 months out or something.

>>19116359
If they're already mooning, it's too late.

Can we get a
SHORT
SQUEEZE
SPY
chant going?

>>19116343
Less than an hour for me, it might be taking awhile for you though because it's a new account.

>>19116394
SHORT
SQUEEZE
SPY

>>19116318
I've done my stock buying recently based on two things; either I like the company and I'm adding to my current positions cause the discount I'm getting or cause the company is pretty solid and this massive shit is a gift to good pass up for epic gains later.

>>19116077
what if the fund goes bankrupt

So Bobo, when's the crash, Monday?

>>19116431
A man of wisdom.

>>19116399
it's not likely that the they've chucked it at a money sink and lost it all in a day right ?

>>19116394
Where did you get this picture of me? WTF?

>>19116444
Its going to go red when the oil contract expires, but there's probably not going to be a dump before the feds decide they don't want to fuck the entire future for the stock market anymore. They've kept the market in a perma crab for a month now

>heheh I'll see you on Tuesday when oil crashes
I can't believe there are retards here who believe oil will crash and think it'll greatly affect the stock market. Retail is thirsting to buy all the cheap oil next week if ever it MIGHT crash.

>everyone here is banking on another stock market crash
Warren Buffett quote.

POOOOOOOOOOOMP

>>19116359
damn someone on /smg/ was shilling this yesterday. should have bought

>>19116440
The US Gov will bail them out, same way it did for bunch of business with the initial rona dip

USO isn't buying oil

Jerome please stop, thats enough, you made your point.

>>19116515
screenshotting this

>>19116555
dumbass retard

>>19116574
fuck off weeb nerd.

I love Kyle Bass


fuck China

>>19116528
Hang in there, Bobro. And I don't mean from the end of a rope.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BIG RED

>>19116261
Thank you I just bought the dip of ge

>>19116574
You and your shitty anime takes is why people call /smg/ retarded

>>19116616
>BIG RED
no it ain't

PVHO
its moooooning !!!!!

>>19116515
The only thing Buffet has done with the recent crash is sell.

He's sitting on a massive pile of cash. He's really bullish, isn't he?

UNSTOPPABLE JEROME POWELL

>>19116605
I’m in bull positions u idiot

>>19116431
The market is slowly forming a V-shaped recovery. The pattern should be obvious even if you're not a TAfag.

>>19116647
>its entire market cap has been traded 3 times over today
Lmao

>>19116679
It's the reverse square root sign right now

>>19116318
Imagine not shorting oil based on TA

some people say can't buy PVHO
try schwab or ameritrade

>>19116261
Can you please recommend some other cheapies

MITT? Are you for real?

SELL everything except gold stonks

>>19116574
Oil contracts might roll over black, but you're playing with fire around an ever growing pile of oil. A hot war is all that can save your precious crude price through the whole of summer.

>>19116595
>>19116621
not all weebposters.

>>19116728
I know I bought in at 3.44 a share and it dropped after that.

Okay Sarah Aisen is a confirmed CCP shill. Kyle Bass(ed) shitting on stupid chinks.

>>19116595
>>19116621
You're just mad because you don't trust yourself.

>>19116222
Christ, SAVA's Alzheimers shit didn't work, huh? I sold all mine at a peak in February. Glad I got out.

Still have a shitton of SNSS though. Is SNSS anon even still around?

>>19116759
cope

Sold some of my shares at a loss, fuck holding it over the weekend

>>19116771
Sell the lot, lad. It's blood red next week, believe it.

Plus you know somethings are obvious. When you see a company like DIS that was trading at 130 a pop tank to sub 100 based on just virus events, well you don't look at charts, you hit that buy button as quick as you can.

>>19116788
>not piss yellow

>>19116394
>>19115974
Baggie your SPY calls are not looking good.

>>19116764
I just realized we've had a lot less biomeme shilling since corona, outside of potential tests and "cures"

Let's see how this dilution machine is doing... Not bad

>>19114911
buy PYPL $148 calls exp next week and print

>>19116771
Why don't people hold over the weekend?

do they do anything else with that money?

>>19116789
Yeah take that BMC you dirty girl

>>19116789
>DIS that was trading at 130 a pop tank to sub 100 based on just virus events
>based on just virus events
>just virus events
ultrabaka hours. megabaka weeks. gigabaka months.

HOLY SHIT KYLE BASS IS BASED AS FUCK. FUCK CHINA AND FUCK COMMIES LONG LIVE CAPITALISM AND THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

Glad I bought more during the dip

Tanker guy here, anybody experience similar FUD as tsg? Just trying to understand if hedge funds are actually FUDing our board.

We have a user who posts the same FUD for about 10 hours a day for the past week. He's obviously new to 4chan, doesn't understand digits, doesn't understand tripfagging, doesn't understand samefagging when we caught him, doesn't understand the insanity of posting over 100 times in 1 thread. At peak days he posted at a rate of 1 post / 5 min for a 12 hour span.

Looking for similar experiences, or thoughts.

Here's a tip as payment: Long Silver Miners, who have incredible leverage to silver price. AG is my favourite. Silver has always tracked the price of gold historically, been out of wack for a while. We just saw an explosive move this morning. More to come for those who're patient.

BUY CLPT NOW BEFORE CLOSE. YOUR WELCOME

thoughts on RWT?

>>19116844
Nice ss retard

>>19116826
You should consider killing yourself.

>>19116801
I've already dumped them and put my yang into gld puts.

>>19116511
>>19116515

Idk what the feds can do there is no place to put the oil.

People aren't getting this: there are tens of millions of barrels of oil that have no where to go. This isn't a money and paper thing on the internet, this is a physical commodity that takes up physical space.

>>19116789
MCU has been milked dry. They've killed Star Wars. Who even watches the Simpsons anymore? Fuck Disney

>>19116889
JPOW can print enough money to soak it all up

>>19116851
girls in dresses like that make me want to go caveman and drag her to my dwelling and viscously cum inside her

This week's volatility looks like it falls pretty well in line with the way it's been going

Looking good for next week?

Poorfag here, resisted the lure of memestocks and threw my last $250 at VGT. Did I do good?

>>19116919
as in a spike next week?

>>19116889
Sure there is; one of those tankers could uh hit a rock and have a hull rupture. Bye bye oil.

>>19116889
I was not arguing that the feds could do anything to solve the oil crisis, just stop the market from crashing because of it. Oil is going to get absolutely fucked if they have to turn off the rigs

its pushing a strong close here

>>19116925
literally the worst move you couldve made

>>19116925
No, memestocks are how you make it.

>>19116511
People need to remember that China is bad. And everyone is in the same boat, but traders look optimistic yet.

>>19116938
There are like 50+ of them out there.

>>19116861
>Company is floundering through the transition to online streaming - Dis+ huge turnout but they underinvested in infrastructure & were caught with their pants down
>movies are selling less, bending the knee to china to squeeze out revenue
>star wars turning out flops
>huge cash cow ESPN fucking rekt
>not the fucking virus, ESPN sells for mad premium in cable packages and with a draw away from cable, they don't get free bux from autists and wahmen.
DIS is fine and all, but they're in a tight spot. The bump to $130 was unprecedented too. it's basically a bart. $100 is too much.

POOOOOOOOOMP

>>19116919
I think next week the reopening jitters are going to clear as states continue through the phases. Already got plans for brunch with the family next Sunday. I predict overall green week and am buying this weeks dip.

>>19116802
That's because the Corona dip made virtually every other stock a bigger growth opportunity, and because nobody gives a shit about dying of heart failure or cancer when there's a Chinese engineered supervirus slaughtering entire retirement homes worth of old people.

Speaking of the Chinese, waiting for that Luckin Coffee to unhalt.

>>19116930
Smaller and smaller spikes, generally trending downward

CAL-ASS-ICK
V
RECOVERY

>>19116552
Actually holding puts on dax/sp/nasdaq/cac. So they moon.
The longer the keep, the bigger the drop, I guess.

>tfw sold nvidia at 320
>mfw its 340 now

>>19116802
A lot of them are in /PTG/

>>19116970
All 50 could, uh, hit a rock

286 MOFO PUUUUUMPPPPP IIIIITTTTTT

>>19116971
No I agree with the DIS part, but that weebposting and image are the reason you should kill yourself.

>>19117011
>Selling nvda

Anon you fool

>>19117038
lol, homo

THE BEARS ARE DEAD


I REPEAT


THE BEARS ARE DEAD

>>19116721
pvho

>>19117059
time to get UVXY...

I should invest in a bird feeder and make all my trades based on Greek ornithomancy. I'd probably do better than I've done so far in this market.

Another week, another collected premium. I wonder if I’m going to get assigned on my T put. Would be exciting if I do.

COULD THIS SHIT BE MORE OBVIOUSLY MANIPULATED HOLY SHIT

>>19114860
>orange man bad
Ok thanks retard

>>19116123
Carl is low key a fantastic dude

>>19117083
>make all my trades based on Greek ornithomancy

>Close +.5%
>The next candle after hours dumps .5%
FUCKING LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why is Coca-Cola doing so poorly?

Balance sheet out. Feds actually had to increase spending this week lmao, all of you tards saying they were starting to ease up. INFINITE CASH!

>>19116604
Truuuuuue shit

>>19117101
if this shit is obvious you should be making bank flipping options.

NEW
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>>19117139
Because retail is doing poorly

>>19117145
holy shit, what the fuck. they literally keep getting away with it.

>>19117182
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>>19117083
>bull market only goes up
>difficult to trade
Until we're under 273 you buy the dip, faggot.

>>19115122
No, McAfee, I locked myself in because I'm not a le quirky sociopath and I didn't want to contribute to the odds of someone's grandma dying early if I get it from customers at work, give it to someone in a bar who won't leave me alone and insists on talking to me while sitting too close, and then that retard goes to see his grandma and kiss her on the cheek telling her not to worry about the coronavirus.
Go back to researching a homeopathic female orgasm inducer in spicsville with your scammer ex-girlfriend you living parody

holyyy fuck someone sold 1.5MLN apple shares on aftermarket

>>19117194
lol what a fag

Ok I had a lot of fun going long since March 23rd but next week is going to be red as fuck. I’m out with my meager 36k returns. I only have meme options that I’m holding until this shit is done with.

>>19116604
Kyle also dissed AKB48. Have to question his judgement. Is he still short JGB?

>>19115731
Kirkland lake gold is a solid gold miner also checkout lundin mining and silvercorp metals

>>19115176
How did you get this information on me?? I have sense learned yo stop worrying and love the poomp.

>>19116604
https://youtu.be/a9O41o0-b7o

Does this guy just hate asian countries?

>>19116889
Blackrock could buy JCP and put oil in the empty stores. And fill Hertz cars with fas.

>>19115954

Trudeau literally arrested a Huawei executive on Donny's orders. You clearly don't know what you're talking about.

>>19115731
They'll sell off with the market, but if you hold long term you're good. Downside is you might be able to pick up a discounted price if a sell off happens. Upside is you have skin in the game in case it doesn't.

>>19115338
Absolute based