/biz/ - Business & Finance

First

Trump is going to shill a vaccine at Noon today.

Calls in which Pharma stock?

>>19107887
Holy fuck that’s a BIG BOI

>>19107901
>Negative Rates Card? Nope, denied
>Another stimulus package? Nope, denied.
>Scarring shorters? Nope, failed.
>Another jewisch gilead trick? Yeah worked multiple times, despite it is all smoke and mirrors Lets try it again. But just be sure, after market close!
I love it!

Which US tech companies are most dependend on Chinese manufacturing?
Which US tech companies are most dependend on Chinese semiconductors?

(not Taiwanese, but mainland Chinese)

>>19107887
That's a chonky boi

>entire week red
>every day
capitulation next week?

>>19107839
How do uranium futures work? Do you get uranium if you hold the contract until the expiration date?

>>19107887
Fpbp

>>19107931
yesterday was green, today might be as well

>new episode of Chapo
>easy day at work
>picking up some dabs later

Good day

>>19107937
Seems to good to be true.

>>19107931
negative oil comes next week

https://www.help.saxo/hc/en-us/articles/360026092592

can anybody confirm they have the same with their brokers? i thought when i buy the option i just settle it on expiration depending on the spot price, does this even make sense? they margin called me for an option that was expiring out of the money

>>19107901
My Moderna calls expired worthless. If it's Moderna, I'm going to jump out of a building 1929 style.

>>19107968
Tuesday I believe.

Are we priced in?

>>19107937
uranium futures don't set the price of uranium, all of that is done in backroom deals with the nuclear plant corporations

AH and PM everything is doomping.

>>19107931
All I see is natural green days and Bobos losing money

https://www.census.gov/retail/marts/www/marts_current.pdf

Retail sales worse than expected.

Expect a red day today

>>19107995
oil is clacking

WPG
WPG
WPG

>>19108002
by a whole fucking lot

>>19107989
He lost my vote because he does nothing as we are censored but it will be interesting watching the market tank if he loses

>>19108002
>Clothing and clothing accessories stores were down 89.3 percent (± 1.8 percent) from April 2019
Holy shit

Welp, ok then it looks like we’re setup for a moderately green close.

>>19107958
oh no no no anon, elaborate on Chapo? Which chapo do you mean?

I bought VTIQ at $30, please tell me it’s all going to be okay

>>19108029
BUT NOW WE GO BACK TO NORMAL. :)

Well, sava failed primary, sorry about this folks. Dump incoming. I think their cro messed up something, csf tau should not have this much variance. Anyway, I still think the drug works, and gonna hold the bags for better or worse, but I expect people to lose faith and we go back to november prices briefly, as long as these results are not sorted out

>>19107924
this

why is the premarket always the opposite of the market?

JUST BUY TQQQ
>JUST BUY TQQQ
JUST BUY TQQQ
>JUST BUY TQQQ
JUST BUY TQQQ
>JUST BUY TQQQ
JUST BUY TQQQ
>JUST BUY TQQQ
JUST BUY TQQQ
>JUST BUY TQQQ

>On their earnings call this week, Energy Transfer said 25% of their clients in the Permian had recalled their frack crews. If WTI hits $30, that percentage will increase dramatically

>>19108002

P R I C E D I N

>>19108049
Is galt buyout thesis now btfo with the shelf filing?

Decent chance we're going to go to war soon
how can I invest in the military industrial complex?

>US oil production is already down by almost 4 million barrels a day according to information derived from US weekly data. Production ending Friday May 10 was down to 10 million barrels a day. See http://www.pkverlegerllc.com.. A full explanation is available for the calculation. This explains why prices have increased. This estimate of the production fall also explains why storage is no longer a big issue. The answer is in the data - not the IEA forecast.

>>19108044
I bought it at 12.30 and I manage to greed my way onto loses.

So there is that...

>>19108002
Priced in as fuck. Today will be green, beartards.

>>19108061
Haha money printr go brrrrrrr

remember, green line only go up

Spys back under 282, we will open below 280.

>>19108002
I'm very excited for Auto cheapies, gonna get me a free BRZ on a 0% loan.

>>19108002
Who would expect anything different? Even shutin incels know that people don't shop clothing atm

>>19108098
Not true

>>19108061

A -8% drop was anticipated.

-17% was not priced in

>>19108077
>Caring about a few million barrels
>Ignoring the tens of millions of barrels in the tankers that have been trying to unload for weeks

Huhu green line go up

>>19108077
brandon gtfo /smg/

>>19108134

P R I C E D I N
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>They doubt green line go up
Never do that

>Clothing and clothing accessories stores were down 89.3 percent (± 1.8 percent) from April 2019
Who even cares anymore?

Can’t price in over double miss on sales expectations then on top of that 4.4% miss on retail expectations. Then on top of that China fug then on top of that depression level of job numbers.

>>19108134
-100% was priced in. Anything less is bullish.

>>19108123
Entirely true.

>>19108070
I don't think so, so far it's simply on the table and not exercised. It's still weird that DU is not buying, despite being committed and happy of the progress (as per press release). But sava showed today what 'being sure' means

Quick top 3 retail/clothing brands to short?

>>19108165

yes.

Oil Barron’s let’s get to sweet spot of $30

>>19108169
>-71.98%
All the proof I need to ignore your predictions

>>19108058
Honestly what would be wrong with this...... Or UDOW

The flight to tech will continue. Calls on GOOG, AMZN, FB, MSFT, and AAPL

>>19108002
>worse than expected
Expected by who? Why would you take anybody's expectations seriously in this environment?

Priced?
BVLL Market commences?

>>19108199
That's okay, yesterday I was green for awhile, and will be again today.

>>19108204
>implying tech won't get BTFO when Cheeto man cuts all relations with Chyna

Yes, this especially includes $NET.

>>19108134

Who cares? Their answer is more brrrrr.
Until fucking Trumpf reelected

Can’t wait to buy Fords for my whole family after I sell my puts during the apex of this depression

>>19108222
I just remembered I got to see which terminals and online displays could handle negative oil futures contracts and which could not.
What a meme 2020 is

>>19108222

This is the nail in the coffin for the bears. ATH EOM.

>>19107887
chad

>>19108222
what is that index?

>>19108243
You can store them in your very own JC Penney

aaand SAVA down 80%.

stocks go up haha

When do you guys think the cheapies will come?

>>19108222
Yes, PCE was tangibly down at least as early as this weekend. How many people were watching that, how many people connected those dots - nobody knows.

>>19108134
Human extinction is priced in and it still has SPY at 500 by next year

>>19108002
The consensus was way too fucking low anyway - any retard could see they were way off

This is why bad news gives us green markets as the markets know they are wrong - so we miss 'forecast' by a lot but its still under or what the market has set

It's baffling these analysts get paid big money for obviously wrong forecasts - consistently.

>>19108197
Where are we going to put the oil?

>>19108026
Based Joe will save us.

Oh my fucking god housing market is actually crashing. It's ACTUALLY happening
I'm going to be able to afford a fucking small home soon in cash

>>19108228
INTC is in talks with the admin to work production stateside. TSM confirmed another stateside foundry for 5nm production last night.

Pharmaceutical APIs are another major export of CN, trump admin is in the talks to move production to US. Sounded bullish, like they'd direct major governmental entities to purchase US sourced APIs - free money. Also it sounded like lax regulations comparable to what they have in CN.

>>19108330
Will this happen in the UK too?

>Europe having a nice green finale
>Asia is doing relatively alright
>Mutts will destroy everything right from opening
Why must you hold the world hostage, uncle sam?

AHHH GOLDBROS WE DID IT

>>19108347
Pharma will move to India. Hell most of it is in India already.

>>19108276
What a stupid comic. Going to the movies, being able to drive, or being able to get on a plane are NOT rights. Voting IS a right.

>>19108330
Whats your data on that shit crashing?

>>19108317
Strategic Petrol reserve buying 1mln sweat crude. Lower then expected still order from small and midsize. Need more containers and more pipes turned off. Power plants still need to operated.

Did the feds run out of juice yesterday after pumping the market +3%?

>>19108330
I think we'll see an adjustment here, but I think the real crash will happen when the boomers die off and zoomers don't want a giant house so the big stuff drops in value significantly.

>>19108362
So is the right to own guns, but you Bolsheviks want to take that away from us.

>>19108380
Nope. They just have to turn up their 2nd printer.

>>19108380
They can create money from thin air, over and over again. What are you talking about?

>>19108363
DJUSRE aint looking to hot right now

>>19108362
>Voting IS a right.
Only for eligible citizens, but I guess we can just assume randos are all who they say they are. Nobody would lie about that during an election, right?

>>19108276
>Going to the movies, being able to drive, or being able to get on a plane are NOT rights
actually they are

>>19108380
Can't go up too much might spook too many people.

Futures pump has commenced LMAO

>>19108044
Same, probably going to long it now lol

>>19108276
I see /pol/ wants to trigger itself so it can NPC its way through a "debate".
CAN YOU SHITS FUCK OFF. I have money to lose today apparently

>VIX +6%

>>19108276
Here's a quick story
>My CDL drivers license expired this year
>DMV closed, mail in only
>Can't renew online mail in because CDL
>buffalo wild wings refused to serve me a drink because ID expired
I'm 35 fucking years old and an expired ID doesn't change my age!

Is housing market really crashing, lads? Will I be able to afford a home?

>>19108358
Nope, the admin is specifically demanding stateside production to reduce reliance on foreign market production.

>>19108439
This VIX anon must be proud of himself. Holding down til' -40% and now probably even up.

>Stock futures fall after data shows record US retail sales plunge
what happened to 'priced in'?

Fucking lmao at this gigantic oil pump absolutely fucking over all oil shorters right now turning them into dust

>Ctrl F
>SHRM
>0 results

ngmi

>>19108444
No boomers will plunder social security and then set fire to their homes. All on brand for their legacy.

Not in the US but is eating out in restaurants in america as big as the financial news channels makes out?

Guy on Bloomberg fretting he's not been able to eat in a restaurant for 5 weeks - I go a couple of months at times even when things are normal

Probably only eat out for a normal meal once a month on average

>>19108455
Market slightly fell due to cold war 2.0 with US and China.

>>19108370
You do realize that 1mln barrels is a drop in the bucket. Refer to my first reply. Remember all that over production from the Saudis the past month or two? That is hitting us now.

shill me either make it or lose it all stocks

>>19107901
does trump actually even move markets anymore? pretty much everything he said ended up being a dismal failure.

>>19108484
Answer is literally always the same:
TSLA puts or calls

>>19108349
Probably not because unlike murrica, London realties are pretty tame.

>>19108442
In fairness to Buffalo Wild WIngs and your waitress, your state government will fuck them over pretty hard if they catch them serving to somebody with an expired ID, no matter how old he obviously is.

>>19108453
It's going for 7. I'm ready for a bloodbath.

>>19108444
No, housing prices are increasing since all the sellers are pulling out of the market and holding over for a few months

Soon housing prices may dip though seeing as excess will be put on the market eventually

>>19107937
probably like other futures. you have be able to actually take what you purchase and I imagine that implies you're regulated.

>>19108472
And still rtx goes down pre-market

>>19108484
Boeing Calls for June

>>19108484
>>19108491
If you like roller coaster rides then TSLA is your drug of choice, bud.

>>19108444
Historically, housing crashes lag stock market crashes by two years.

>>19108457
It's on my plan for the day.

>SAVA

Whelp time to KMS

>>19108471
yeah it's pretty huge
or it was lol
major employer of wagies and significant contributor to americans' inability to maintain a savings account

>>19108484
Some retarded x3 leveraged ETF. SCO would be my choice, oil is fucked up.

>>19108484
HTZ calls. If they avoid bankruptcy they’ll moon

What am I missing?

REEEEEEEEE you guys do realise that this crash will be way bigger than 2008 right? I'm so fucking stressed out and my family thinks I'm a schizo just because I don't want them to loose all our savings

>>19107865
>SAVA -82.27%
fucking hell, i am absolutely RUINED

>>19108513
>19108513
good i'll buy this piece of shit at 42 dollaz looking for oilplay today. MRO it shall be, target 2% takeprofit.

>>19108533
What the fuck, hwta happened?

>>19108546
A gf.

>>19108524
So since the stock market is nearly back to ATH, housing market wont react at all?

Gottcha.

>>19108442
They where supposed to extend the dates! Can’t renew online?

>>19108553
You're right, I have a wife. Could also use a gf.

>>19108546
Quock

remove government

>>19108472
why isn't the cord war priced in too? virus is just a subroutine of the conflict

>>19108551
Data failure on a massive scale.

>>19108547
who cares? inflation will destroy your savings eventually. you should have bought some land or gold.
>loose
i hate you.

>>19108311
Simple those analysts are used for tricking tge public. Eg they Apple fair price is $500 and that sucker will climb just because a boomer or zoomer says "that analyst said so"

>>19108546
Fuck this is based

I have 30 put contracts on SPY values at $18k. 85% of my portfolio. I held through yesterday's pump and my brains have been mashed potatoes for the last 36 hours.

This is rolling over. My TA is correct and it's a dead cat bounce. I think we see sub 280 today.

>>19108556
>implying people aren't leaving stock markets for less volatile assets like real estate, thereby creating a bubble in the real estate market

Read a book for once in your life, retard.

>>19108453
>>19108439
WERE GOING TO BE RICH BROS
TVIX KINGS
SQQ CHADS
WE ARE BASED

>>19107968
>negative oil
I don't think so, our factories are reopening. Damn commiefornia couldn't even stop Tesla factories from closing.

>Riyadh promises to cut oil production
>factories in Shanghai and HK are reopening
>Vietnam back to normalcy
Oil will dip a bit but we're not going into negative territory anymore, that was a one-time phenomena and will never happen again at least in our lifetime.

>>19108575
Have a link for that? You mean they fucked up data storage?

>people still get suckered into biomemes
Large cap are literally the only ones worth it. I don't know how many resident biomeme bagholders it will take.
Stop it with the biomemes.

>>19108498
I understand why but under these circumstances they should have a reasonable amount of leniency.

>>19108562
I need to bring my medical card into the DMV

>>19108569
Because orange man and rice man were really good friends, they signed some YUUUGE deals and then the meme virus destroyed their friendship. :(

Impossible to price that in.

>>19108203

did you even read the prospectus of TQQQ? if you're EXTREMELY bullish, then go for it, but read the fucking prospectus. It's literally 3x leveraged tracking Nasdaq 100. If you weren't an insane cunt, you'd probably be better served just buying QQQ.

>>19108546
/ptg/ and /tsg/

>>19108586
You lose $18k today when the S&P pumps 300 points

>>19107937
depends on the half-life of the isotope

>>19108599
None of that shit matters.

The only thing that matters is that people who hold contracts on Monday will have to take delivery and there is next to nowhere to put the oil.

>>19108484
nobody talks about MMM on here much. I've enjoyed a pleasant 23% loss over the last couple years and there's still a good bit of downside potential. You're not too late anons. Join me,

>holding SQQQ over the weekend
How likely am I to get fucked?

>>19108601
Biomemes are a stable source of income. Most people just do it wrong. Take biomemes with lots of cash, promising drug and novelty. Buy 4 weeks before data, enjoy the run up and sell before data.

>>19108610
What is the problem now?

>>19108594
>r less volatile assets like real estate
LM
AO

It's just that your house isn't listed on the stock exchange. If it was it would be just as volatile if not more.

>>19108610
O it's stupid. And I understand the 3x leverage. I'm just saying over a long period. If you tracked the major markets with 3x leveraged ETFs on a decent bull run..... Big daily losses and big daily gains but what about over like a five year period

HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YESSS

I am so glad I sold SAVA yesterday.

>-82%

>>19108643
>Demand doesn't matter
Futures aren't stocks. They are actually grounded in reality most of the time. Saying demand doesn't matter is pretty fucking retarded, even for /smg/.

>>19108656
that hindsight is 2020?
I too, made lots of money sitting on QQQ since 2007.

>>19108610
I am extremely bullish in the long run

>>19108635
yeah sure. SPX will never break 2950 and you are talking about 3150. LOL

>>19108658
>real estate isn't less volatile than stocks

Imagine being this fucking retarded.

>>19108666
>Trips
>The suckers ITT that had blind faith.
Glorious

>>19108672
Should have sat on TQQQ

>>19108666
What happened

>>19108635

>>19108600
no I mean in their phase2b study, the drug didn't have a noticeable impact on their target biomarker compared to placebo. They are fucked. Will likely need an offering and to redo the study.

>>19108687
I should have done a lot of things retard. but unlike you I'm not some child that FOMO's or cries about things I could never reasonably assume.

>>19108679
Why would real estate stocks be volatile if houses aren't?

>>19108688
Their drug flunked trial

>>19108688
Their trial failed, it was a drug for (I can't spell it)

>>19108693
Ooooooof

>>19108668
Demand literally does not matter unless you think there's going to be so much demand between now and Monday that all of the fucking FULL STORAGE is going to instantly open up.

Future demand doesn't do a fucking thing to physical barrels of oil that need to be stored.

>>19108666
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I ONLY HAD 11 SHARES BUT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>19108688
When a biomeme goes bust its usuallly a denied FDA approval
Just guessing

>>19108599
The production cuts will help in the next few months. There is oil from the past few weeks of overproduction.
Oil will crash by Monday. There is no where to put it all.

>>19108672
What hindsight? It's literally the next leg up on "just buy an index bro". It's literally "3x return on just buy an index bro. Actually almost ALL leveraged bull index ETFs are like this

>>19108362
>Voting IS a right.
Voting is not just a right. It is a duty of the citizens of the country.
There for you have to prove you are a citizen of the country.

>>19108656
>>19108058
What program or website is this?

Sad face man I was hoping SAVA had something that would actually work for Alzheimers.

https://youtu.be/lCcwn6bGUtU

>>19108668
Demand doesn't matter because the supply WILL outstrip it. The whole fucking airline and travel industry is dead. The roads are still mostly empty. Oil usage is ridiculously low, and supply is still huge. We may not see negative, but it's going down to at least near zero again.

>>19108715
if you can't see a problem with your logic, you're a god damn retard, simple as.

pamp

>>19108709
You are a dumbass arguing just for the heck of it.Stick to those russian doomsday sites like oilprice and zerohedge.

>>19108672
>>19108695
>>19108687
>>19108715
it only works in an endless bull market redditors

>>19108666
Why didn't I buy SAVA when I read that?
I stupidly looked at the chart sitting at 1.40. Now it's already back up at 1.60
Missed an easy 14% gain here
ngmi

>>19108731
Index funds outperform mutual fund managers and hedge fund managers rather consistently. Leveraged memes tend to get killed by volatility (so you sell as soon as that bitch climbs) and ride the overall inflation of the market. Part economic inflation, part QE inflation.
TQQQ and QQQ would be selecting a sector but 2.5x is actually the optimal leverage. And this gets closest to it.

>>19108751
looks like it only doesn't work if there is a historic market drop

Gold is still rising.

>>19108731
I'm trying to learn here. And
>>19108751
This is very true but wouldn't a recession orrr the next 1-10 years be a good time to accumulate shares for the next bull run???

>>19107958
Death to chapos

>>19108751
You sell when VIX hits 30. That is literally the date I am choosing here. Part of the first dip.
Hell, the circuit breakers PROTECT you from very rapid VIX swings.

You guys ready for that SHOP dump?

Its gonna be epic

>>19108768
So couldn't you every now and then just adjust a stop loss to prevent something like spicy cough from wiping you out?

Lost $500 yesterday trying to short the SPY.
Today is looking like a guaranteed red day though, gonna double down. Fuck the fed.

>>19108586
My 279 puts from the rally yesterday are giving me the biggest boner

>>19108693
True, but variability was abberantly high. They messed up either sample collection, lab work or something. So far it says nothing about the drug. I think they will repeat it. Huge delay though, and lost trust.

I'm gonna let you in on this one because I'm feeling nice,


Trucking.

>>19108788
As a Shopify customer of many years, and long term stock holder since shortly after their IPO, I think they are so overvalued it is ridiculous and I sold them last week. After SHOP went up based on their Shop app, that nobody is using, that is supposed to be an Amazon fighter... I knew it was time to exit.

Great service, great company. I'll rebuy when they are re-priced.

Silver going sicko mode

>>19107924
Apple

>>19108814
>he didn’t learn his lesson when the S&P swung 4% in one day
lmfao

Open the FUCKING country up already

>>19108844
How much are they paying you to shill this crap online?

>>19108533
Guhly

>>19108827
Oh shit, almost didn't notice. Wonder how the anons are doing in the /pmg/.

>>19108844
liberals are playing 3D chess, they want to see all the blacks and poor people starve.

>>19108844
this
I don't give a fuck about boomers dying
Besides the economy functioning again It's a net positive on it's own

>>19108599
There are still idiots thinking this way.

LOOK DUDE. The barrels are real! People have to pay for them MONDAY and receive them 1 of June!
Those barrels aren't gonna wait for your fucking predictions to come through.
They are real and ready!

>>19108817
I agree. They will have to repeat it. Probably have to do an offering too.

>>19108870
Eventually it'll force a nice correction in the market that we can buy cheapies at

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Just bought more stock. Once I saw how bearish you guys are, I turned bullish. Remember, /biz/ is always wrong.

We must all unleash our
PENT
UP
DEMAND

>>19108887
link
lmao at all the jcptards

>>19108766
yes, let me just time the market and hope someone buys my bags when well known indicators, even listed on the prospectus, start going against me. sometimes you dipshits get lost in lines and numbers like as if everyone else is clueless.

>>19108887
This is 2008 all over again. Kek.

>>19108819
I have been looking into this as well, since people were shilling VTIQ. But I dont think you can make a lot of money, but its a really safe bet

International ETFs that can be my dividend whore?

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>>19108887
F

>>19108887
Goodnight sweet prince

Press F to pay respects

OHHHHH NONO NO

https://youtu.be/U1UtRnGn5hc

Today will be green. Tomorrow will be blood red. Prepare accordingly.

Someone tell me what they think about $UPWK.

JCP halted immediately on open kek

TVIX CHAAAAAAAAAAAADS
FUCK YEEEEEEEEEAH

>>19108939
Its Friday nigga fuk u mean

>>19108939
>/smg/
>tomorrow blood red
>tomorrow
GTFO

>>19108905
>yes, let me just time the market
Do you not see that I chose the start date nearly 3 years after the 2008 dip? That isn't timing anything.
You can just set an alert on literally any app you want for when the VIX crosses 30.

>>19108890
um.../smg/ has been bullish as fuck.

This feels like yesterday. Going deep red into big rebound.

>>19108939
kek

FUCK AMERICA
AMERICA IS MY JAIL BITCH
TOOT DAT ASS UP

>>19108887
F

Thoughts on buying TOP Ships (TOPS) now that it is low?

weekends are so comfy on /smg/. weekends are always green because of the frens we meet along the way

WTF WAS THAT (in reverse)

JC Penney going bankrupt lmao

>industrial production (MoM) -11.2%
>predicted -11.5%
this is it, the V shaped recovery is here

I'm slowly turning into a bear...

1) QE is going down every week

2) Stocks are WAY overpriced

3) Those good deal companies like Darden and Texas Roadhouse are going to get negative 50% sales for 1 to 2 years....

The Fed is holding the market together....but it's becoming costly. 6+ trillion....and it's only been two months....

Not good stock bros.

>>19109010
>Stocks are WAY overpriced
Literally the only stocks way overpriced are the 5 tech stocks that were part of the "saggy V" recovery of the Nasdaq, Dow, and SPY

>>19108989
based

>>19109010
Are you waking up yet? Fucking priced in and we are going back to normal!

lol

how low are we going to go today before they print away?

JEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE

TVIX GANG LETS FUCKING DO THIS SHIT

>>19109043
-2% across all indicies and then ending in the low .5-1% green

Slack calls are the first things I've done right in a long time

where is that anon who wanted to long JCP? bruh...

>>19109034
Wait til' the tech bubble pops. Then you see a real I recovery.

>>19109043
Printers literally block all the doors to the NYSE and point inward. They will drown the floor in money.

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! SVRGE! CVCK THOSE BEARS JEROME CVVVVVVCK THEM

>>19109073
Now THAT is bullish

My port is literally not moving. It's not a crab at this point just a fucking snail.

prepare to go to the fucking moon today OIL KINGS

Today will close either green, red or black.

F*CK BOOMERS

BOBO, DON'T DO IT

Fucking feds lmao

>>19109043
JC Penney is going to declare bankruptcy today. It will fuel a 3% drop

The JC Penney rumors have been swirling since last week tho. Lots more down the pipe as soon as their loans run out. That will create a domino affect of loans defaulting.

>>19109073
>>19109087
Hotels, Luxury Retail, Travel... so much money to be made when these recover, i don't know when to buy in though. I think now is too soon.

I'm also thinking during a recession that maybe payless, autozone and those type of poor people places will have a good run. Dollar stores maybe? What should we be looking at?

JCP bros, it's been fun.

bobo on the prowl

>>19109102
>permabulls are bagholding "BUY AND HODL" millennials
Now it all makes sense

>>19109091
Plz no, I just sold all my chevron yesterday

>>19109102
Boomers have seen a recession already.

Millenials and zoomer think they have found their one time life opportunity and in reality, they are burning their student loans and minimum wage salary savings.

>>19108942
oversold
t. upworker

jesus bulls calm down
don't wanna run out of gas this early in the day

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19109116
MY TWO DOLLARS FUCK I'M RUUUUUUIIIINNNEEEDDD

Did anyone here actually bag hold JCP?

I bought.
Prepare for the biggest drop in human history. Prepare for circuit breaker melt downs and suicides within the next 20 minutes.

I see Jerome is with us early this time

>>19109102
>boomers are holding up the market
>boomers are bearish
rly makes u think. most boomers are so fucking old they are transitioning out of the market and living off the money more. every boomer I know is in cash right now.

lmao the Pump n Dumpers are trying to shill SAVA now. I averaged down a ton so hopefully I can get out with the dumpers

>>19109111
>I'm also thinking during a recession that maybe
Only tech stocks matter. TINA.

can ccl go down to 11 again pls so i can invest another 10k

>>19109073
Soon.

>>19109137
Nah, +1.5% EOD.

TVIX KINGS LET'S GOOOOOO

>>19108546
>filtering "Dogecoin"

>>19109141
this
they have enough assets, now they are sustain mode

>>19109153
Im team crab desu.
Hoping for a Snib and a Snab

>>19108876
can someone help a brainlet out here... does this mean i should sell my mro and hal today because oil will dip hard monday?

>>19109149
so that's because of your retarded it's pumping, I was thinking who will be left holding those bags

>>19109102
>Gen Z
>investors

Absolute clown market

>JCP halted
Oh boy

OILCHADS RISE UP AND BE HEARD

TODAY WE SHALL SHOW ALL THE DOUBTERS WHY THEY ARE WRONG AND WE ARE RIGHT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Gimme some sub 20 stock with high IV to wheel
Have some change left
Just started one on SNAP and V.

>>19109211
This.

>>19109102
>zoomers are retarded
water is wet

>>19109199
This. Zoomers are Adderall breathing day traders.

>>19109191

>>19109102
FUCK BOOMERS AND FUCK BOBO

>>19109228
>buying low is a retarded idea
/biz/ in a nutshell

>>19108605
>expecting leniency from a totalitarian bureaucracy

>>19109191

>>19109221
Currently shorting SNAP.

>>19107871
>>19107871
>>19107871
MIGRATE

MSFT is not cheap even at 178.00. A lot of people cheer over a puny 12 drop. Hell the real cheering should be if it shits to 99.50 (as it did in Dec 2018)

>>19109243
>OH OH STOCKS ARE LOWER THAN THEY WE'RE BEFORE, THAT MEANS I'M SUPPOSED TO BUY NOW!

>He's still long by 10:13 AM May fifteenth, Anno Domini Two-Thousand and Twenty

>>19109282
This but unironically, trying to catch the exact bottom is retarded but buying incrementally on the way down assures descent return.

I'm back

Here comes the oil!!! Ya gooooo

>>19109182
Not directly correlated.
Uncertain, the low price can actually benefict your MRO and HAL if they have storage for these low prices.
Check what is their status of their refineries, if they are working is good news.

cramer is going slightly insane

>>19109501
I really kinda feel bad for him.

>>19109501
what was he freaking out about or saying

>SMG
>Don't discuss stocks
> /pol/ bitching with facebook memes.

Guys which one would you choose between RCL and CCL?

>>19109139
Idk but im not getting roped. Buying now is better than when i did april. Yet there are still those fellas that get super excited short term not realizing that a downtrend means we're still going down long term. How easily forgotten when information comes out stating styff will not be returning to normal for many months.