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>Been working from home on full pay for the last 8 weeks
>Sleep in, make a healthy breakfast and espresso
>Log in to computer and send a few emails
>Spend most of the day shitposting on biz in my trackpants
>Exercise and make a nice dinner with a recipe I picked out
>Feeling the best I've been in years
>Work sends a thank you note to all employees for their sacrifice and diligence with working from home and social distancing like we are heroes

Have you been doing your part biz?

>> No.19101692

>>19101601
>Wage cucking at a grocery store
>they gave us 2$ raise but its going away in two weeks
>offer us really ugly t shirts that say "hero" and "hardcore" on them
>meanwhile I would have been making 3x more money if I was collecting unemployment

Feels bad man

>> No.19101784

>>19101601
>continue worry-free NEET status

I'm wonderful as always

>> No.19101823

>>19101601
Meanwhile I “get” to report to the office at 0700
Every, Single, Day

>> No.19101850

Op I'm in sane position. No cucked zoom meeting either.

>> No.19101914
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19101914

>>19101823
Thank you for your sacrifice.

>> No.19101942
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>>19101692
But you're a hero! You're contributing to society.

>> No.19101947

I've always been working remotely. Some positions don't need an office and with tech nowadays you can work at home. Saves businesses money too. Bad managers are the ones who need to see you physically in the office to "know" you're working.

>> No.19101958

>>19101601
This is basically me but I sleep in too late and never really bothered with breakfast. I've always made my own home cooked meals. But man at work if I surfed on my phone like I do now I would have been so fired.

>> No.19101969

>>19101942
Be sure to clap for me outside at 8pm thanks

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19102002

>>19101601
Government anon reporting.
I haven't worked since March 13th (we dont have teleworking) but still get my full paycheck.
Cheers, wagies. Your taxes go to me.

>> No.19102038

>>19101947
My boss is working from home. Me and my fellow wagies are all at the office. The boss just wants use to get Coronachan and die.