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I just spent $60 on a Tinder account because I can't get any matches. I hate myself.

>> No.19099453

>>19099439
You just got scammed

>> No.19099456

show results. i get matches but these hoes are liberals.

>> No.19099477

You'd be wise to spend money to find someone to take high quality photos of you. The whole app is very superficial and photos are realistically what people judge you on. Find someone who can take flattering photos of you and you will go far.

High quality photos make you look high quality whereas shitty photos took in your room/bathroom make you look like a shitter who hangs out in his bed/bathroom.

>> No.19099481

>>19099439

>decide to check /biz/
>see this
>double check if im not on /r9k/

fuck you and fuck off

>> No.19099488

>>19099481
/r9k/ is red, are you colorblind?

>> No.19099504

>>19099439
You should have spent your money on veggies and gone for a jog and did some pushups.

Your shitty diet and lack of an interesting life is why you’re a failure and no woman wants you milking your cock inside of her tight fleshy beak.

>> No.19099522

>>19099439
Refund it within 2 weeks, full refund and free paid access bro. win win

>> No.19099523

>>19099477
Very true I had one of my sisters take photos of me and they are way better at choosing the right angles and stuff. I get like 20+ matches with attractive girls every week and I am no chad. Most of the women on tinder suck though. It's a very fake environment I don't really recommend.

>> No.19099524

>>19099504
nah, I have a six pack and a high paying job as a data scientist

>> No.19099527

>>19099456
Imagine using tinder for long term relationships in which their political beliefs matter.

>> No.19099541

>>19099504
also diet and exercise and interesting hobbies. It's also a numbers game

>> No.19099549

>>19099523
>looking for an attractive chick?
>hit me up on my snapchat

>> No.19099555

>>19099504
>just workout bro

>> No.19099592

>>19099488
He's one of those autists that actually chooses the theme. Maybe even has a custom CSS

>> No.19099593

>>19099439
>Using Tinder at all

Enjoy your loss of $60 plus unpronounceable diseases

>> No.19099604

>>19099523
Same, granted my friend took photos of me in 2017 when I weighed less (compared to how my new photos look), but holy shit I was matching a bunch of girls that I considered "out of my league" and had sex with a few. New photos are a flop.

>> No.19099609

>>19099527
how these niggas not know? haha. tinder is exclusively for quick hookups only. a girl opens app when she wants a quick fuck and if you act fast and don't message back and fourth a lot but meet up quickly, you can hit it, the end.

political beliefs in women don't matter either, why does this have to be said? she cares far less about her own political beliefs than you care about her political beliefs

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19099627

>>19099549
Exactly, and also shit like pic related just got on today and got that message. At least suck my peen before asking for cash.

>> No.19099657

Set your city to Manila you will get a ton if matches

>> No.19099665

>>19099604
its I very superficial environment and women are better at exploiting it then men. I've been on a few dates and the girl still looked good, but not as good as she did in her photos. I've also been suckered into going on dates with absolute whales. You gotta get good at looking at the tricks they use to look better than they actually are.

>> No.19099681

>>19099627
i swear there was some autist on here a couple days ago asking how to make money off people from tinder and that exact line was one that was suggested

>> No.19099693

>>19099681
I bet some poor fuck is lonely or dumb enough to actually give the money.

>> No.19099711

>>19099681
That's probably a fucking /biz/ lurker who saw the idea lmao

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19099740

>>19099627
Are there really this many whores or are these accounts /biz/nessmen scamming losers?

>> No.19099743

>>19099711
pretty based if it worked for them

>> No.19099758

>>19099740
well in one of her pictures I recognized the area she was in and it was in my city so idk.

>> No.19099771

>>19099592
i do, fuck you as well

>> No.19099773

>>19099439
>gay
try grindr

>> No.19099774

>I've spent hundreds in total on tinder and still can't even get a match
I just want a gf bros

>> No.19099785

>>19099758
Whores it is.

>> No.19099806

>>19099774
i hear there's a lot less catfish in real life
maybe once this pandemic blows over we can find you a nice lady to settle down with

>> No.19099843

>>19099439
Just use an APK stupid

>> No.19099862
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19099862

Why no one messages me back :(

>> No.19099878

>>19099481
>not using tomorrow theme

>> No.19099903
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19099903

>>19099862
how can one man be so based?

>> No.19099952

>>19099439
can you get matches now?

>> No.19099989

>>19099477
> shitty photos took in your room/bathroom make you look like a shitter who hangs out in his bed/bathroom.
but I do hang out in my room. Is that abnormal or something?

>> No.19100008

>>19099989
take some photos on a mountain or at a lake or something
make sure you where different clothes in all the pics

>> No.19100026

>>19099555
Trips of truth

>> No.19100042

>>19099774
Find a hobby bro that has a decent m/f ratio

>> No.19100084

>>19100042
Any suggestions?

>> No.19100094

>>19100084
>>19099555

>> No.19100101

>>19099439
What if I told you there's an algorithm based on how many times you swipe, that lowers your reach when you just swipe like a madman?

>> No.19100143

>>19100101
that can't be true, becuase when i swipe randomly i get 15 fat niggers 4 scammers a trap and sometimes 1 real female and when i swipe to my real preferences I get jack shit