/biz/ - Business & Finance

jesus christ morgan's morgans

BUY IN AT TVIX.

>>19063575

What chart do you want on your gravestone?

"The U.S. economy faces unprecedented risks that could do lasting damage if policy makers don’t rise to the challenge, Jerome Powell warns"
https://twitter.com/business/status/1260567236760264704

Think this will cause things to tumble down more, or will it just go back up next week?

CCL gang where u at

I just went all in short.

>>19063625
dam wtf bloomberg got the handle business? pretty based

WE SUMMON JEROME POWELL

>>19063632
>spy down 4% from yesterday
>"looks like a good time to go short"
sub 80 IQ

BUY EVERYTHING

bvllcucks
you have my permission to eat shit and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What stop loss do I set on my polo shirts? They are down 3% today already.

Jesus fuck RTX just hit all 3 of my limit buys today

MAKE IT STOP BOBO PLEASE

UNCLE! UNCLE!

>tfw quintupled down on June SPY calls

This is my punishment, for ever losing my faith in tim apple

im sad bros, everything i've done in my life goes against me and it seems like everyone is getting ahead but me.

KO is making me bleed ass blood out of my own asshole while everything recovers

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>>19063656
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19063678
>t seems like everyone is getting ahead but me.
fake news

>>19063575
If you miss Nikola investment you are going to miss the investment of the generation. Efficient electric semi-trucks are going to be the next big thing. Imagine how much money companies could save if they didn't have to spend it on fuel costs.

I TOLD YOU
WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS LISTEN
>>18974244
>>18974244
>>18974244

GO BACK UP
CRAB

I let those $281 SPY puts that were expiring today go too fucking cheap.....

Another 100+ profit today. 3 days in a row now. This investing malarky is easy.

Bought a 3rd stock for my portfolio today. Greatland Gold, I have a comfy feeling about it.

BUY THE DIP FAGGOTS

STOP SELLING FUCK

Good thing I decided to sell 15% of my portfolio yesterday while I still had some gains in them.

I FEEL ALIVE

>>19063720
Fuel is free anon.

Alright boys, wheres the bottom of the market this time?
15k?
10k?

I knew I was gonna make money today but didn't expect that both $CODX and $TVIX would go up this much so soon and so fast... Should I just sell now and be done with it and keep seeing where all this shit goes?

I WANNA SEE MORGAN'S MILKERS

I had such good returns from January - April being both long and short. May has really been fucking me up in both directions. Might need to step out of the market for a while, damnit.

>>19063727
Wait I take that back.... They're still at the same price, while the friday contracts I bought are going up.

jesus motherfuck, the airlines!!

god damn I love shorting this clown world market

We're going to 100%!

>>19063759
>Just -10% across the board
Still too high

>>19063652

I knew I was gonna make money today but didn't expect that both $CODX and $TVIX would go up this much so soon and so fast... Should I just sell now and be done with it or keep seeing where all this shit goes? I already have a profit of over $400.

>>19063629
CCL gang represent!

Time to average down. Airlines, RE or cruises?

>OH MY GODDDD THE MARKETS ARE DOWN BY 1% SELL EVERYTHING ITS OVER

>>19063723
Best dbz villain.

Just put $10000 on XOP, am i retarded or a financial genius?

>Market down around 1.5%
>Portfolio bleeding like a stuck pig, nearing double digits
>"low-moderate" risk portfolio

I'm just gonna liquidate and buy shitcoins at this point

>>19063720
Yea those trucks will run on air! Oil prices being low is a boon! Companies will surely invest in new technology in the near term!

anyone on leverage is gambling.

I’m unironicly buying in today.

>>19063791
Not RE

>>19063791
Airlines are basically in free fall.

RTX just keeps dropping like a fucking rock.

*Calls*
Where u at bb? Pick up t phone

>>19063811
is x7 shorting since 2950 a gamble?

>>19063777
SAVE is at -14

>>19063791
>Average down
Enjoy losing more money.

BUY THE FUCKING DIP

what the fuck is happening to GE? there is no news, why is it dumping to ATL?

>>19063790
LOL

it keeps going down

>>19063811
102

DRIP GANG DRIP GANG DRIP GANG DRIP GANG

>>19063811
This is one of those special weeks though.

>>19063861
BOOOOOBRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

Im going to die i have rcl calls

>>19063849
PENSION LIABILITIES LONG-TERM CARE INSURANCE AND OTHER BULLSHIT FUCK GE THE REST OF THE MARKET THOUGH


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>tfw went cash gang right in time
get fucked you retarded bulls and enjoy holding my bags

TECH SAVE US

I think retail investors are finally realizing how truly fucked the economy is, and that no "reopening" is taking place.

Stores and malls are open in my area, but nobody with half a brain is going to spend any money because were on the cusp of a new depression and because nobody wants to get fucking sick and die

>>19063852
Saudis are dumping so they can load some more joocy CCL stock at low prices

$TVIX keeps going up!
What am I gonna do with this much money!
I should have bought more!

>check chart
>see this

>>19063887
NASDAQ is breaking out of the trendline, no one's left to save you now

NOOOO THE STOCKS CANT REFLECT ECONOMY NOOOOOOO!!

>>19063897
DO WE GET OFF TODAY AT $198?

get fucked idiots

Is it too late to get into TVIX?

GIVE SQQQ MORE POWER!

How much you want to bet faggie sold his puts this morning at a loss? lmao

OH NO NO NO AHAHAHA WAYFAIR WHATS GOING ON BIG GUY

>>19063883
I wanted to buy on monday or tuesday, but my broker upgraded my account so I was forced to go cash for three days.
Then I wanted to buy at open today, but I had to drive somewhere and couldnt make it.

Lucky me huh

>>19063907
there's no pool at the bottom though, it just keeps going.

>JCP up 22%
kek

>>19063832
They're a defense contractor. They get literally infinite blank blank checks from the taxpayers.

GIVE S Q Q Q MORE

It's just the reopening jitters.
It's just a tiny dip.
Buy it.
The V-shaped recovery is inevitable.

No brakes on this train, I'm out.

some people think Wells Fargo might have to go. why would that be?

Amazon, green.
Walmart, green.

Want some advice, lads? Restructure your portfolio with companies that are mildly unaffected or better off thanks to Corona-chan.

>>19063956
Only half of the company is military. Airlines are taking them down to the grave with them.

you win bobo

>>19063948
>JC Penney in talks to fund potential bankruptcy filing next week
BULLISH. And somehow crypto is the risky, manipulated one.

To all the bears, relax. Quit your fucking gloating. I’m a bear too out of fiscal responsibility, but in no way do I want to see a market failure because we will all be fucked sitting on piles of worthless cash.

>tfw watching my BABA, SNE, and CSCO calls lose over half their value in the past day and a half
Most of them still have at least two weeks left. I should still hodl, right?

I guess its time to stop buying at close and selling at opening.
The second leg is here.

>>19063976
because they're gay gamblers. WFC is safer than many banks. The price might go in half for common shares. but they should do fine.

OH


MY


FUCK


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BUY THE AMD DIP
THEY'LL GET BANK THANKS TO THE PS5 AND XBOX SERIES X

well shit, are we going to hit -2% today?

IS IT HAPPENING?!?!?

Fucking tech stocks pumping again. Fucking bipolar shits

Bobos, i am rich now. Thanks

>>19063922
anon, this shit's getting to $200 in a few more minutes!

I just wanted to tell all of you delusional permabull r*dditors that you're faggots and I told you so.

>>19063998
It's just nice that the market is now more reflective of the existing economic situation, it's bad that we're in this situation in the first place though, true.

NIGGER NIGGER NIG NIG NIG NIG

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

HERE COMES THE CHEAP BUY IN OPPORTUNITY

SELL, YOU KEKS

>>19063998
the bulls started it.....

WTF IS HAPPENING TO TVIX. NOOOO I BOUGHT IN AT 196

>>19064018
They don’t make any money from consoles. It just lets them establish more marketshare which makes more people adopt their technology stack. Which is bullish, but thats more of a long term play. They don’t really see any immediate profit from it.

S&P 4000 this summa

SELL SELL SELL

>>19064054
>buying the top
Absolute retard

>GDP -30%
>not -0,3%
>not -3%
>market rallies for weeks
>sudden drop
>WHY WUZ MUH STOQ GO DOWNO??????

autism retard niggers

START THE FUCKING PRINTER JEROME

>>19063998
The bears want the market to come back to reality. Bulls have overinflated the market for years. Bears are rational.

>>19063998
All deflation in assets makes cash more valuable. Our cash would become more valuable by the very definition of a deflation in stock prices. Do I want us to hit Great Depression infinite stagnation and lows? No. But do we need to see at least a - 60% drop in asset prices after 10 years of bullshit? Yes.

That the market thought they could get away with a 10 - 20% haircut was pure hubris.

Any of you guys betting on baba for earnings?

>>19063921
Finally. My main regret regarding stocks is not closing positions when i was heavily up. Wouldve made 5k+ rather than a measly 2k if i close everything out right now

>>19064092
yes, I entered short today, might bail already since Im in greens

>>19064036
I would like to make a deposit into her monster can, thanks

>>19064092
Chinese companies = cooked books. Especially now.

>>19064028
>he's literally right

Where is the BRRRRR?

Liquidated 2 taxable accounts and my entire Roth. Time to watch the mooning.

Thats it boys usa tech 100 under 9000 is tech bubble bursting?

I am glad i didnt sell all my puts this morning holy fuck. this is great

g-guys, AAL and GE will surely be bailed by our God fearing, country loving government, right? right?

>>19064107
I think they'll do good like amazon but idk.

>>19064092
Luckin coffe spooked me away from all chinese stocks.

>>19063998
>Hodl
>Anything
Right now cash is best desu.
We could leg down or jump high once BRRRR gets involved
>>19064092
I wanted to. But not anymore
>>19064081
>Stocks
>Economy

You guys didn't actually buy the top, right?

She's a good girl, loves her mamma
Loves Jesus and America, too
She's a good girl, crazy bout Elvis
Loves horses and her boyfriend too, yeah yeah

It's a long day, livin' in Reseda
There's a free way running through the yard
I'm a bad boy 'cause I don't even miss her
I'm a bad boy for breaking her heart

And I'm free
Free fallin', fallin'
And I'm free
Free fallin', fallin'

All the vampires, walkin' through the valley
They move west down Ventura Boulevard
And all the bad boys are standing in the shadows
And the good girls are home with broken hearts

And I'm free
Free fallin', fallin'
Now I'm free
Free fallin', fallin'
>Free fallin', now I'm
Free fallin', now I'm
>Free fallin', now I'm
Free fallin', now I'm
>Free fallin', now I'm
Free fallin', now I'm
>Free fallin', now I'm
Free fallin'

I wanna glide down, over Mulholland
Wanna write her name in the sky
I wanna free fall out into nothin'
Oh, I'm gonna leave this, this world for a while

Now I'm free
Free fallin', fallin'
Now I'm free
Free fallin', fallin'
Then I'm free
Free fallin', fallin'
Now I'm free
Free fallin', fallin'
>Free fallin', fallin'
Free fallin', fallin'
>Free fallin', fallin'

gonna buy into NAS-NIGGER
at 7200 not sooner

BASED GOD NIGGA

fucking weak hand retards are dumping and halting the price at $195. Just let it fly motherfuckers!

Is there a waiting period between buying stock and selling covered calls on it? I know there's limitations on settlement for sales but is there a same settlement period for purchases?

AHHH -500

Thankfully I made so much money these past 5 weeks that I was able to cash out my entire original investment and am playing entirely with house money.

>>19064142
I hope so. I want the national debt to go to 30 trillion by end of year.

>>19064149
>stocks
>not reflecting economy

I'm tired of this retarded arguement.

STOP FUCKING SELLING

STOP

FUCKING

DUMPING

It was a pleasure serving with you, gentlemen.

>CAPITULATION
CAPITULATION
>CAPITULATION
CAPITULATION
>CAPITULATION

IT'S OVER

>>>>>>>>IT'S OVER!!!!!!!

>>19064082
>PRINTER

>>19064092
No, but I bought a few baba shares. If the price drops a lot after earnings then I'm going to add to my position.

wait for new lows then just buy more

>>19064182
>I want the national debt to go to 30 trillion
does it even matter anymore? these debts are forever and no one will ever get out of them.

WHY IS EVERYONE SELLING TVIX

I got fucked today biz, and not in a good way

Anyone have the bear version of this?

Let's take a step back and remember everything that has happened since February is the fault of boomers who were afraid of the sniffles.

>>19064142
GE's getting Fed dollars already due to the Virus. Healthcare is cranking out medical supplies under the defense act.

FUCK why did I sell my puts this morning for only 300%

>>19064175
It's all your fucking money retard

>>19064239
spx under 2800 today

CASHNIGGERS WHERE WE AT
remember, come back in september
long-term GODS report in

>>19062323
You're a faggot too btw

I'll never accept this defeat I'll hold these puppies till I die if I have too

LETS DO THE MARKET CRASH CHA CHA
CHA CHA
SELL
CHA CHA
CRASH
CHA CHA
MARKET GO
DOWN
DOWN
DOWN

ok made 3000 from tvix. time to go on SPY

Dump it
And all the trash with it. All these worthless boomer companies and leeches like BA
I want them all gone

Do I sell or wait for one more bad day? I think we’re going to hit March lows again soon

the last hour is going to be fucking hell on earth.

>Automotive supplier bankruptcies
Health system bankruptcies
>Retail bankruptcies
Entertainment bankruptcies
>Tourism bankruptcies
University bankruptcies
>Automotive retailer bankruptices

DEFLATION NATION
DILATION STATION
DOUBLE ANAL PENETRATION

>>19064234
I blame China first then boom booms.

a toast to DOW 14k, remember to buy those cheapies

>>19064213
Only in death does debt end.

Please pump the indices so I can load back up on puts, thanks Jerome.

>he was bullish during the biggest economic crisis in over 200 years
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>19064301

DOW 14K GOLD 14K

I sold the bottom

BUY THE DIP

>>19063661
What's your target DCA?

This isn't funny anymore, I'm financially ruined.

>Sold 291 spy puts yesterday for mediocre profit
Why am I like this lads

'Had a stroke while writing a W'-shaped recovery.

> have to some work-related stuff
> come back to look at the current market

Fuck you, Uncle Powell!

>RTX

GUYS I'M LOSING SO MUCH MONEY BUT I DON'T REGRET MAKING FUN OF BOBO FUCK BOBO I HATE HIM SO MUCH BUY AND HOLD

>>19064328
>Complaining about not enough profits
>Angering the spirits of profit
Lords of Bog, forgive him.

>>19064088
All crashes so far resulted in the market eventually shooting back up to all-time highs. The best way would be for the market to crab until companies' earnings catch up.

>>19063729
whats ur broker

spy 280 lmao

HERE COME THE SELLERS AGAIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1xqSZy9_4I

$TVIX bros we getting there, only 2 more dollars for $200.

My fellow bull bros, Its time to concede. This is a bear market and we are going to have a several year long recession from this gay nothingburger flu. GG bobo, I am financially ruined

BUY THE FUCKING DIP

>>19064301
Why is this guy from /r9k/ a crossboard meme now?

wanna buy everything so fockin cheap cant choose pleas wot to do

>>19064310
>He was bearish during one of biggest 2 month growth periods ever

>>19064349
why are bubble bulls like this?
Like you can buy and hold stuff that actually only go up
instead bubble bulls screech in pain as they lose to bobo Jr

My guess is that majority of stocks will go down until Friday then something comes out in the news that could be spun positively so the "stock market can rally" only for it to dump again on Tuesday.

>>19064157
YES I DID I'LL SELL LOW TOO

>>19064324
48. But if this is the next leg down I might just put orders lower than 40

>>19064359
Freetrade.io

Who ever is trying to catch these knives is almost as retarded as me.

>>19064349
Fuck you faggot I'm not buying your bullshit, accept the fall, it's the future you choose.

>>19064385
THAT POST DIDN'T MAKE SENSE DID YOU TAKE YOUR MEDS THIS MORNING

fellas can i get a DOWN DOW DOWN in the chat

>just a dip

Just a bump.

Not bad, but we need to go lower.

WHY AM I STILL LONG. literally every chart i look at, except maybe 12h and dailys...looks bad.

Who here /smart or lucky enough to hodl cash/ but not /stress proof enough to bet against a market boosted by gouvernments, banks and corporations alike/?

Oh no, my MVIS! It was supposed to pay for my kids college!

WHY DID YOU MEME ME INTO THIS RTX SHIT??????????

2810 B U S T E D

Well at least my JCP is still green

>>19064366
50 more cents for $200 and I'm selling everything.

stocks go down haha

>>19064272
Yeah I’m surprised we haven’t hit breakers. Everything with a 5-8% stop loss on my list was hit.

It either stops here and starts to bottom out or its over. welcome to $260 SPY

ooooooooo
Im way too weakhanded for this, about to close baba short for 1.54%

>>19064417
FALLING FOR RTX """""CHAD""""""" POSTING

I wonder what it would be like to still think that Raytheon is a good company

>>19064324
Care to join me at 28.00 brother? An arbitrary number that will DCA me to 45?

Every time I refresh the page another red - 0.10% is added on. LOL!

>>19063804
Zooming out is a 200IQ ability
So yes

>>19064424
This makes me happy.

>>19064427
why not sell your initial and keep your profit in? i did that with spy puts this morning and i am printing

>>19064427
forget $200, I'm riding this shit till the end.
buahahaha

>SPX 270

>a solid month of brrrrr
>only so institutionals could reap FOMOing zoomers and boomers

i bought the top

FUCK


FUCK


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Threw $1000 on VTIQ this morning

JEROME PUMP IT

>>19064417
Buy high sell low

I got the chinese quads of good fortune!!!! I'm going to #MAKEIT #BARELYLEGAL #LONGSOBRIETY #SHORTBOMBAYSAPPHIRE

If we break 2800 today, the next few days will be DEEP RED. DEAR GOD

>>19064417
post proof faggot

What's a stock market?

Picked up some more AXP and JPM, then got into CHEF. I'm breddy happy

>>19064408
This
We are way too high
>>19064443
The US wont let them fail because they produce so much defense stuff. DoD will fund it itself before they fire people who know too much.
Doesnt mean shit for the stock price though. See F, GE, etc.

Powell coming out and saying 'extended period of low growth' was a sell signal to every institution. They know that the game stops here.

Why is dying NOW

>>19064483
You'll lost it all by Friday

>>19064496
Market stock

>>19064496
Hi i'm stock market how do you do

I can always say
'It's gonna be better tomorrow'
Falling away from me
Falling away from me
Beating me down
Beating me beating me
Down, down
Into the ground
Screaming so sound
Beating me, beating me
Down, down
Into the ground
It's spinning round and round
(Falling away from me)
It's lost and can't be found
(Falling away from me)
It's spinning round and round
(Falling away from me)
So down

>>19064268

>>19064489
I'd be surprised if there wasn't quite a bit of resistance at 2800.

>>19064470
so did I

>>19063998
>Market correction
>Market failure

Uh nobody is calling for zero sp500. The whole shit is just bloated as fuck, pumped by leverage money, stock buybacks and liquidity provided by the fed as "QE". The market has not been reflecting the state of economy, but eventually this is inevitable. It is only healthy for the market to dump.

If you claim that the overall bear narrative is "market failure" you are just another biased permabull.

Riddle me this /biz/
JPM is far below the strike price of this put, yet the price of it hasn't moved all that much compared to a few weeks ago when the price of JPM was just barely under 92

>>19064496
what is a woman?

Wayfair. Is. FINISHED

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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>19064509
not before I get to 10K and throw it all in fresh calls.

>>19064543
THIS IS MY MARGIN CALL

it's over

>the stock market is not the economy

>>19064502
You really think they communicate to institutions through televised speeches by the chairman of the fed?

It's just not fucking stopping. We're hitting the circuit breaker today.

If this slumps sub 2800 SP500...im going to short this into oblivion. Like $10k in puts.

>>19064524
>SWE
don't remind me, sold Resurs AB at huge loss

>>19064535
HOT, boat girl.

IT WAS A BULL TRAP ALL ALONG

>>19064265
You could sell and buy another puppy.

Buy something that will be unaffected by the Coronavirus like Walmart, Amazon, Netflix, etc.

whats the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this chart?

Hey guys i saw stocks red. that means im losin my money? Is it bad?

>>19064518
>resistance
Support. And it's being tested now.

>>19064597
Nothingburger

>>19063870
how special?

>had a ton of SPY 287 puts expiring today bought at 2.5$
kill me

Tomorrow, my double digit percentage losses should recover a bit, if there is a god that could even remotely be considered 'merciful'

I will be liquidating everything and playing the crypto roulette, whats the fucking point of this gay garbage? Two weeks worth of gains? How about a nice big red dick to fuck your ass? At least in crypto, there is the potential to get retarded gains. I'm breaking my ass here for a 5-10% reward. Any sort of rational analysis, or even non-rational analysis DOES NOT WORK. Its just as much of a gamble as crypto at this point, at least BTC gives me the chance to easily buy coke and psychedelics, can't do that with my fidelity debit account.

>>19064535
Didya buy puts? I remember some anons were talking about it the past few days.

>>19064597
dead crab bounce

>>19064597
that Dec 2004 tsunami in thailand.

SPY 220 PUTS 5/29 ARE PRINTING

>>19064569

That's exactly how they do it

>>19064597
V-shaped recovery they said.

>>19064597
a second, more deadlier wave

GUYS


GUYS


I'M FUCKING RUINED

Don't stop believin'
Hold on to the feelin'
Streetlights, people

I just shorted the bottom, have fun bulls.

I may bag some RTX at this low price point. All that Govt money it gets. All the middle east shit still ongoing. Yeah... they'll be ok.

>>19064627
I short sold the stock directly i dont fuck with options

I had -500 shares yesterday at avg price 194
Now only -200 but i think ill hold this position till $150 zone at least

>>19063999
Idiot

HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING 280

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN


weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, down we go to higher divvy yields, anyone picking up some cheapies?

WOAH

>>19064645
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

STINKY

IT BROKE 280
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>19064651
nobody is falling for that shit

>>19063575
What is this drill

If this goes on another 10-20 minutes we are gonna go to a breaker, everyone is selling right now.

>>19064628
Got an audible chuckle out of me.

>>19064666
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER

279 KEK

OH FUCK ITS GAINING MOMENTUM

STOP SELLING

STOP FUCKING SELLING

HOLY FUCK MERCY RULE


MERCY RULE
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MUMUS

Well, fuck today

JEROME WAKE UP

>>19064666
ALSO FUCK YOU SATAN

I could've had 1000%+ returns if I didn't sell my puts...

>>19064613
I had 10 puts at 290 that I sold 2 hours before the dump that expire friday. Worth over $10k now. Bought for 3.5k

>>19064612
it's pretty special

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BOTTOM!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice v shaped recovery

GREEN CANDLES AT 15m charts, FUCK TECH

I had puts on volatility lol

what was the news triggering this btw?

>>19064713
shit meme

>>19064664
Nice.

Did I miss some news why did everything drop btw

>>19064719
what you got instead?

>>19064725
I think we'll go down another 20-30% this year, maybe more.

Yesss haha

>>19064722
in what way

>>19064626
Post your portfolio, anon. I want to see the shit you've been holding.

>>19064719
it's ok, that just means who ever bought them from you got a piece of the profits too

VTIQ will make it, he said. Hydrogen goes vroom.

2800 REJECTS
HERE WE GO BULLLLLS

RIDE THE TIGER BABY NOT SELLING SHIT

missed the VTIQ dip :(

>>19064736
your mom

So I have these 2 bags that are down 30% each, but they are both companies I believe are gonna recover in the future, Would it be autistic to dump a ton of money into each (10,000 each) to lower my cost basis enough so I can break even sooner to use that capital somewhere else.

>>19064736
>>19064739
fed turned on the vacuum

Who here /CASH/?

Bounced off of 2792, from here on we are going to green!

nothing but up!

>>19064751
i think I found the uhh sobriety.

>>19064736
Reality

>>19064626

>>19064736
>>19064739
We had a slightly worse than average flu season.

>>19064713
>>19064678
toppest of keks
bobos coming back with the revenge

Who /wholeportfoliored/ but /NOTFUCKINGSELLING/ here?

>>19064736
Boeing CEA saying that a U.S. airline is guaranteed to go bankrupt?
More 737 MAX orders cancelled?

>>19064736
Powell being pessimistic about economic recovery. Technicals were weak also so the algos are helping fuel panic.

>>19064787
from 13 positions to just 3, about to make it 2
+3 intradays
/cashgang/ wins

>those brave bulls buying the dip
Unimaginably based

Zero fucking resistance on the way down. Stock up on your puts because I think everyone knows that it's time for the 2nd leg down.

>>19064739
>>19064736
Momentum sellers cashing in, bots realizing that and triggering sales, retail investors freaking out in response and selling at the same time. Saw it in 2008, and it will keep happening this year until we're much much lower.

Uh oh stinky

>>19064805
this burger qts are so great!

Wait for the bounce to short guys. It'll push up...then short

>>19064809
All read. Not selling.
What's the point.

>NVDA
Now thats a beautiful dump

>>19064456
market's a bit stable now cus of the federal bailout but keeping money in it knowing that it could crash again at any moment is stupid.

>>19064815
I sold all my index funds last week and moved to cash basically completely. I only have a tiny amount in the market now. I think this is going to be dropping for a while desu. Hoping to grab cheapies later this year.

THERE IS NO BOTTOM HAAHHAAHHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19064805
>We had a slightly worse than average flu season.
It's fucking disgusting that your sarcastic comment is factually correct. Fuck fauci and any and all governors that nuked our economy. They should be hanged.

The market is ultra efficient at removing my cash from me

>>19064817
8/12 of my tech watchlist is gree already on the 15m candles.

it's going to break through 2800 now after this bump

>>19064833

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19064736
>https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/speech/powell20200513a.htm
>The result could be an extended period of low productivity growth and stagnant incomes.

>>19064849
Ive been tradinig commodities, debt and currencies (FX etfs dont count as stocks iuam), made satisfying amount but started unloading all of it into short nikkei this night and boy oh boy we looking good
but Im shutting everything down as we go, fun timesd ahread

>>19064885
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new

>>19064858
>the stock market is the economy
>why cant you just let my bubble fly
Sorry friend I hope you have something set aside for the wife and the kids

>>19064736
30 million unemployed
2nd wave almost assured
Inability for stonks to punch through 200 day moving average
Massive losses from almost every sector
Money printer stopped going brrr
Etc

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>>19064861
>contracts
stop playing the lottery

>>19064798
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>>19064822
ok i guess

>>19064749
This, patience for buy, tentative sell in the meantime, I don’t want to get on the wrong side of the feds money printer just yet

>>19064921
Shorting volatility is such a chad strategy though

>>19064787
Cash for a few months, was retarded and almost got wiped out by the oil crash though, broker saved my life

JETS

Is there a future for the american airline industry?

>>19064861
SPY is going down bulls are fucked

>>19064844
vix is literally longing volatility you mongoloid

>>19064725
Baggie is that way >

>>19064765
I brought that here a couple days ago at 16$ lol

where did you first hear about it?