/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19058535
that would be great

>>19058535
Time to put on our bsv diapers?

>>19058535
>a... any minute now right? right guys? ... guys?

>>19058584
Been wearing this bsv diaper since last August. Don't know how much longer it can hold out!

>>19058535
what is he waiting for?
did he call Mayaka yet? Is Mayaka still lawyer?

>>19058535
>sabloshji vindarusion

Bitcoin Weather Vision
dont worry guys btc will die any moment now
-BSV pajeets for almost a year now

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Craig Wright. The testimony is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of cellular automata most of the attestation will go over a typical hodlers' head. There's also Craig's autistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his character- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Tominaga Nakamoto literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of his testimony, to realise that it's not just true- it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Craig Wright truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the meaning in Craig's autistic catchphrase "What people don't seem to understand is" which itself is a cryptic reference to Adam Smith's epic The Theory of Moral Sentiments. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated corecucks scratching their heads in confusion as Dave Kleiman's genius trust unfolds itself on court listener. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a BCH tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate cryptographic proof that they're within 5 IQ points of 179 (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

>>19058661

yeah because craig revealed the fatal flaw in segwit in 2018 and bchsv went to $1200 by 2019 eoy, then he received his bitcoins in 2020 january from the bondage courier and he dumped all his btc stack during the halving crashing btc price to double digits...

btc is so fucked.

>>19058665
i heard he held the nazis back alone at the battle of BULGE...

he also has won the nobel prize all of them in fact several times

not many know that he is actually nikola tesla who discovered the secret of eternal life draining energy and vitality from the void

he also holds every patent on earth because he bought all patent offices

he had more lovers of all sexes than zeus himelf

he personally shot jfk for being a filthy socialist

he is also claimed to be the last starfighter at least nobody could ever disprove it.

truly amazing guy

>>19058535
>Any minute now

he had so many chances to prove hes satoshi and even said he can prove it but wont because reason its over for him and his faggot buddy unless he actually signs nobody will believe him

>>19058689
I saw Craig Wright while visiting Auschwitz yesterday. Every time the tour guide started to talk about the camp he would interrupt by yawning really loudly and shout "Boring! Get to the good parts!" - I don't think he was even tired. When we got to the gas chamber he screamed "Fake, there were no gas chambers! The Soviets built this after the war" and then started mimicking a Jew suffocating on Zyklon B.

After the tour he walked straight up to me and said "they deserved it anyway", and praised the Nazis for their "decentralized" camp system, but they could have used proof of work to "improve the process." He then stood on a podium and informed everyone that Jews were "vermin" and that he had made it his mission to destroy the "Judeo-Bolshevic World Order."

Later that day the staff found pictures of the BSV logo stapled everywhere. Even later they realized he stole some of the shoes and striped pyjamas left by the gassing victims from the display. CCTV caught him walking around Nchain HQ in the pyjamas pretending to be a ghost.

I can't believe anyone would buy a coin made by this guy.

>>19058704
craig wright (among other things) is a world renown expert at:
>smart bombs
>theology
>climate
>math
>statistics
>cooking
>cryptography
>law
>military strategy
>law enforcement
>infosec
>bitcoin
>cyber crime
>terrorism
>wcf
>mobile development
>networking
>project management
>forensics
>economy and finance
>fixing stuff
>catering
>accounting
>fraud

how could he not be satoshi?

>>19058775
Was Dr Craigles S Esquire wearing his diaper when you seen him?

>>19058535
Craig will either shoot himself or choke on vomit before year's end. Screencap this.

>>19058535
>y-you just wait

>>19058775
kek, priceless

>>19058535
bsv is shit but i do hope creg dumps his cones and causes a massive drop on btc that lasts for a couple of days... i want me some of those cheap cones

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>>19058951
COPE

>>19059183
>1y performance
zoom out faggot

>>19059262
>2 year return 8%
>3 year return 220%
not good

>>19059262
>>19059298
really depends on which listing you look at, on what price the listing started on. if you started on the price bch had before the fork then it doesn't look so good, if you start form when it hit rock bottom it looks great.

>>19059410
>if you cherry pick the numbers they look great

>>19059183
DOPE! Don't like it? SNIFF

>>19058665
tldr

>>19059262
Because you know your shitcoins can't compare with the performance of BSV?

>>19059423
universal truth

>>19059183
now check chainlinks 1yr% ;)

>>19060164
The gains on random shitcoins like chainlink is kind of irrelevant it's an irrelevant smallcap vaporware coin that is used only as a vehicle to pump and dump. It's effectively a ponzi, just hope you get in at the bottom and get out of at the top. There is no future in it, it's not a lasting technology. Comparing the big PoW chains on metrics of price and dominance is much more interesting.

>>19058535
Imagine Believing this