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ARE YOU READY FOR THE WORST DAY IN US STOCK MARKET HISTORY?

>> No.19001739
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19001739

It’s not gonna be that bad. Printer go brrrrrr.

>> No.19001749

>>19001676
it won't crash until Tuesday or Wednesday

>> No.19001757

>>19001739
>toner low

>> No.19001783
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>>19001676
>-0.03%
Oh no its fucking ogre

>> No.19002598

>>19001676
bobo
are you ok?

>> No.19002720
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19002720

It's all according to plan.

>> No.19002722

You have said that every week since mid march

>> No.19002730

>>19001676
Futures are up tho.

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>>19001676
I keep seeing this lately wtf! Im waiting for my sell calls to expire so I can gtfo half my position (wanted to do this before this stuff started appearing) but at this rate Im gonna be stuck holding bags!!!

>> No.19003632

>>19002720
Underrated meme

>> No.19003739

>>19002720

10/10

The type of meme that would take several minutes of explanation to a normie and they might still not get it.

>> No.19003749
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>>19001676
We did this last week anon... it’s getting kind of old man

>> No.19003814

>>19001676
This troll was stale every sunday for the last 8 weeks.

But you posted it anyway.

>> No.19003888

>>19001757
kek

>> No.19003920

Hahaha people will see this and not even check the futures

>> No.19003940

>>19003739
Can you explain the last one?

>> No.19003992

>>19001676
Why do you think this will happen?

>> No.19004018

this happens every monday

>> No.19004033

>>19001676
ya nobody thinks this soooo enjoy that thought

>> No.19004105

>>19003940

Microsoft filed a patent for an implant that mines cryptocurrency based on physical movement. The image is from a black mirror episodes on a similar concept “15 million merits”

>> No.19004181

>>19002720
is this a black mirror reference?

>> No.19005395

>>19001749
>it won't crash

You were right at first

>> No.19005716

>>19002720
kino meme

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>>19002720

Saved.

>> No.19005781

>>19002720
kek

>> No.19005803

>>19004105
That's what I thought but why does it make a "zirrr" noise?

>> No.19006526

>>19001676
Really...this again? Didn't you say the same last week...and the week before...and the week before...?

>> No.19006558

>>19001676
Damn I'm honestly too scared to get into anything other than penny stocks these days. Weird times, lads

>> No.19006730

>>19001749
y'all niggas said this last week and im up like 9% in one week lol

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>>19004105
>netflix meme

>> No.19007113

>>19004105
That's, that's disappointing as fuck. I thought it was a reference to bill gates printing niggers in africa.

>> No.19007156

>>19001676
You guys have been saying this every other week since the Chinese virus hit

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>>19001676
>blocks your path

>> No.19007189

>>19007156
if they say it often enough eventually they'll probably be right

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>>19001676
>ARE YOU READY FOR THE WORST DAY IN US STOCK MARKET HISTORY?

>> No.19007877
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Oh look, the futures that were initially up 200+ reversed just right before midnight, as its done before.

Who could have predicted this?

>> No.19007897

We have this thread every week and you bobos just end up all pissy when the market continues to succeed

>> No.19007932

>>19007897
yep

>> No.19007980

>>19002720
Fuck what does the last one mean

>> No.19008062

>>19001676
Fuck off fudder

>> No.19008288

>>19007980
Microsoft has a patent for a sensors that would track physical accomplishments of task as a means for "mining" a cryptocurrency; just look it up