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ITT post in this thread what do you love about the king of /biz/ Martin Shkreli

Me personally

>Handsome
>rich
>nice smile

>> No.1900000

shoo shoo Martin

>> No.1900003

been meaning to watch his finance tutorials but they're sooo long and cam whoreish

>> No.1900015

>>1900003
They are really good and insightful, Martin is a great teacher and very charismatic.

>> No.1900091

>>1900003
Yeah, wanted to do that too but didn't find any time yet.

>> No.1900105

Don't drop the soap martin

>> No.1900114

Love the dude. Capitalists are the only people in this world with sense. Hell, even Jesus wanted his disciples to get a return. (Parable of the talents)

>> No.1900605

>>1899998
>gets b& from Twitter
>insrantly resurrects dead facebook
>shitstorm of Twitter bashing
>goes live
>rolls over and takes a 3 hour nap.

Trolling mutherfucker won me over. Cant wait to fuck with him

>> No.1901291

>>1900000
checkem

>> No.1901295

Master of Excel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9D2704NolU&t

>> No.1901310

Indeed, he is the king of /biz/.

9/9 would have a glass of wine

>> No.1901311
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1901311

>>1899998
Pic related is the real king of /biz/

Shkreli is a faggot

>> No.1901330

>>1899998
He apparently doesn't like when you call him "Pharma Bro"

>> No.1901354

>>1900000
fpbp those digits are immaculate

>> No.1901359

Shkreli is big enough to drop red pills.... But he is too addicted to the game. Gotta play by the rules of the system.

>> No.1901363

>>1900000
Checked

>> No.1901454

>>1901311
who is this

>> No.1901472

>>1901311
cappy is alright, but he is really lacking in understanding of anything but very basic economic ideas. His personal finance lessons are god tier tho

>> No.1901477

>>1901454
The one and only Captain Capitalism AKA Aaron Clarey

> https://www.youtube.com/user/AaronClarey

>> No.1901478

>>1901472
Cappy probably knows more about economics and has more knowledge in general than Shkreli

>> No.1901625

I wish I had a boyfriend like cappy or martin

>> No.1901750
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1901750

>>1901625
Cappy would be a better boyfriend

>> No.1901912

>>1900000
checked

>> No.1902015

EVERYONE KNOWS OP IS MARTIN
>EVERYONE KNOWS OP IS MARTIN
EVERYONE KNOWS OP IS MARTIN
>EVERYONE KNOWS OP IS MARTIN
EVERYONE KNOWS OP IS MARTIN
>EVERYONE KNOWS OP IS MARTIN
EVERYONE KNOWS OP IS MARTIN
>EVERYONE KNOWS OP IS MARTIN
EVERYONE KNOWS OP IS MARTIN

>> No.1902211

>>1901750
why is cappy with 3 female strangers

>> No.1902281

>>1899998

> Handsome

Questionable.

>> No.1902293

>slimy jew

nah no thanks

>> No.1902543

>>1902211
Because he can get girls (unlike Martin who's known for creeping them out: http://m.tmz.com/2017/01/08/martin-shkreli-banned-twitter-lauren-duca/))

>> No.1902596

>>1899998
>grown man that live streams himself playing League of Legends for 12+ hours on a Saturday night like a loser

King of /biz/ - topkek yeah there's a claim to fame

Protip: A person can have wealth and high IQ but still be absolutely degenerate

>> No.1902665

>>1899998
i never liked the guy, i mean i did when he raised the price of the drug up, but as i saw his personality unfold online, he seemed like a major asshole and probably doesnt respect women.

>> No.1902668

>>1902596
yeah sounds like my ex, high wealth and major asshole on and off crack

>> No.1902757

>>1902665
>probably doesnt respect women
Hello, you seemed to have entered boards.4chan.org. You seem to think you are on reddit.com. That's a common mistake. Just as long as you learn! We are here to help.

>> No.1902827

>>1900000
checked

>> No.1903442

>>1901472
Are you talking about his finance/econ videos on youtube or his actual finance classes that you can pay to take online?

>> No.1903514

Is Martini in jail or no?
I hope he won't be

>> No.1903528

>>1900000
czechd

>> No.1903551

>>1900000
Would have been perfkt if you wrote it as "sh00 sh00"

>>1900003
You know how I know you don't want to be rich?

>>1901311
Literal who?

Shkrelli is obviously the king of /biz/ because he's an alternate universe version of the average bizreali if they actually made money, they would still be an antisocial troll totally unselfaware and out of his depth in social situations, but somehow emboldened by his lack of care for what normies think

>>1901330
I never understood why he got that name, he's not a Chad or a Bro by any stretch of the imagination...

>> No.1903559

Still waiting for that GILD to take off senpai.

>> No.1903991

>>1901472
>His personal finance lessons are god tier tho

Link pls

>> No.1904043

>>1900000
solid digits amigo

>> No.1904277

>>1903559
is that his startup? what is it about?

i've been meaning to watch his streams because i think he often learns javascript in them and maybe i could tag along but when he is online i'm never in the mood

>> No.1904395
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>>1899998
I volunteer at a non-profit, integrating children with autism into the community, and I can say with all sincerity that this man is on the spectrum.

>> No.1904488

>>1903551
Lol. Shkreli is a fucking fag. All he does dickride anyone seen as "trendy" or "edgy". Remember when he used to suck Bernie Sanders' dick before sucking off Milo?

>> No.1905536

>>1901478
not really, most of his knowledge is based on dogmatic Austrian thinking. Watch his video o EMH, which is factually incorrect.
>>1903442
yep his econ videos on youtube. AFAIK his online courses are basically personal finance
>>1903991
literally any of his videos on degrees, mortgages or w/e. Watch the video about women and horses for maximum lulz

>> No.1905627

>>1904488
Bernie is cool doe...

>> No.1905676

>sleezes way to top
>turns on people that got him there
>lives life comfortably fucking cheap hookers, drinking top shelf booze, and playing league of legends
>has a wu-tang album no one else has ever heard
>dozens of other misc. exploits involving shit normies making <500k could ever dream of

Honestly? He's living the dream.

>> No.1905727

>>1904395

Can you please explain why you think he is on the spectrum using precise examples? Thanks.

>> No.1905849

>>1903514
hes out on bail, his trial is set for june/july 2017

>> No.1905983

>>1905627
Then why didn't he stick with the Democrats?