/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Goldman manager
Looks like it's time to buy.

>>18965259
>get out now

>goldman sacks
ok 100x long it is

>>18965259
Sounds like somebody got a huge put, will be red on Monday and green dildos all the way to Thursday again

OH NO NO NO NO NO
BULLBROOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSS

If you want people to sell, just tell them everything is going to be fine and have record highs.

If the financial experts want everyone to not get absolutely obliterated when it does fall, they'll need to use reverse psychology.

I don't think anyone wants that blood on their hands and stand to be accused of lying when it does go down the shitter, though.

>>18965259
Always do the opposite of what Jews say. Remember when Goldman was fudding bitcoin and they were all stealthly accumulating?
Fuck kikes. Simple as.

>>18965259
>Goldman

Welp looks like it’s time to load the boat with stonks lying kikes

>>18965259
>Get out

More like hold and buy more when it crashes

>>18965259

Tomorrow never starts until it's too late.

>>18965372
>holding during a crash instead of shorting.
I shiggy diggy.

>>18965265
Based. Trusting the jew is a big mistake

>>18965400
We have to make them pay

>>18965265

Really this. Goldman purposely puts out false information.

Obviously a hit is coming. But 40%? Get real.

I'm not selling my crypto or stocks. Heil Hitler!

>>18965336
This is reverse reverse psychology.
They are holding cash right now for a reason. A jew would never knowgly hold fiat unless they knew a big sale is comming.

>>18965832
So whats more likely,
A jew being priced out or a retail investor being burned?

>>18965259
>goldman
>May 4

>>18965259
Ive been trying to get out but nearly half of my portfolio is in sell calls and I refuse to sell the other chunk not in sell calls. So long as the market doesnt crash hard over the next 2 weeks I'll be able to slowly close out about half my stack should I not be assigned.

>>18965400
What if the Jew is doing double reverse psychology though? Never underestimate their advance pilpul skills.

>>18965259
It looks like the perfect time to buy shitcoins with my savings

What if the Jew is doing octuple reverse psychology?

>>18966015
What if the Jew is doing dodecatuple Kyrgyzstani reverse fractal psychology though? Never underestimate their advance pilpul skills.

>ITS GONNA CRASH GOYIM! HURRY UP AND SELL SO I CAN BUY BACK IN FUUUCCCCCKKKKK

>>18966015
based and redpilled

>>18965884
wtf lmao
http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/197822

>>18966015

>>18965259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSxECJNYPuA

>>18965863
Really? This is easy. Retail investor is always going to get what on.

OK, let's figure this out. What mechanisms could cause the markets to fall further from here?

To start, the reason markets are recovering is because the fundamentals haven't changed - even with a three-month complete pause there is reason to believe that activity will return at levels approximating where they were within six months or so. In that case, many stocks were oversold in early March and people got back in at discount.

Following that, what could change this situation? Primarily it would be a fundamental shift in the way economic activity occurs, and extended changes to normal consumer behavior. A "second-wave" lockdown is what you need there, coupled with consumer paranoia about certain types of spending and activity. If a significant trigger for that appears, expect markets to crash again.

which is the more likely scenario?

Retards ITT gonna get rekt. Reminder that Goldman called the last bitcoin top AND bottom.

>>18967168
Did you take into account that retail, restaurants and small business got rekt. The big stocks will be fine. But these small businesses cant just open in one week. But a lot can go out of business in a week with no revenue.

Not to mention too a lot of the small people relies on these small businesses for work. Very little people have essential jobs in manufacturing healthcare and security.

>>18965259
>Yes g--sir, sell all your stock for this currency, it will be very valuable in the times ahead

>The Reverse Psychology play
>the Reverse-Reverse Psychology play
>the Inverse Reverse Psychology play
>the Straight Man play
>the Misinformant Play
>the just-being-honest-about-the-situation Play
>the "Just being honest about the situation" play
>the No Strategy play
>the Some Strategy play
>the Very Strategy play
>the "convince the public that you secretly have a strategy but dont actually have a strategy" strategy play
>the we are all just humans and dont really have a solid strategy Play
>the Or Do We? play
> pee pee poo poo

>>18967266
I did, and so did everyone else handling billions of dollars of institutional money. As it happens, I expect the markets to crash again after reopening shows very sluggish consumer behavior.

I just think it’s a stress test for the new World Trade center. Stabilizing markets needs a shitload of technology.
Bitcoin, AI and the lulstein model

>>18967369
Nice already bought my bear 3x etfs.
>>18967362
If you avarage out all of /biz/ opinions we can accurately predict the market. And the way it is looking it is no bueno.

>>18967445
I've been bear with an inverse ETF for almost 2 months now.

>>18967477
Kek. You missed the stock pump.
I am not one to play wet nurse but here you go.

When your etf pumps sell immediately and buy a stock that is very low but emotional ie apple- tesla. When the Fed dumps more cash they will definitely pump then you cash out.

>>18965259
I was gonna make a joke about dumping Goldman Sachs managed ETFs, but all their YTD returns are losses and dumping them seems to be legit advice.

>>18967477
I say this every thread and I'm always right. Only a total cuck would bet against the God Emperor. Go fuck yourself.

>>18967682
that's nice, sweetie

>>18967706
You still short?

>>18967728
yup

>>18967743
Nice :)

>>18967749
Hey, hows that record unemployment?
And record Corona cases?
Great job, keep it up Mr. Trump

>>18967871
I'm just voting for Trump for more of his awsome economic policies.

>>18965259
>Goldman says sell
Best buy signal ever, going long.

>>18965265
Fpbp & /thread

Is he saying its going to tank to make us purposely buy?

Seeding false information all this time just to hope for a single one off bump to the economy from those who know he's a false flag consultant?

>>18968105
we are nearing 20% unemployment

>>18968105
Its gonna be mental gymnastics however you look at it.
We've got stupid high unemployment,
Wuhan Hangover thats skullfucking America,
people who refuse to believe Corona is real,
a stock market thats an irresistible honeypot operating completely opposite of everyone's expectations,
etc etc.

I honestly feel like its trying to sweat out all the bears to convince everyone that everything is daijobu then itll dump again like all the CEO's did leading into this.

It's all a fucking mess.
This is a Disbelief Disaster.
An irrational market move lead by Americans who think we're untouchable at our most touchable.

Or not, I dont know.
This is the Era of believing whatever you want.

>>18968250
I had told close friends to dump all their stocks at a market high back in October. No one took my advise & wrote me off. I even mentioned to a few people to sell their houses just to downsize in the country side for a smaller cheaper house. Still no one listened.

I didn't really know how it was going to happen. I saw student debt still rising as well as drop outs increasing over the course of just 12 months. Pedsonal debt being high was really the only logical step after the 2004 bailout/2008 recession on housing debt. This was one thing along with growing trade tensions with China making me at least know we're in a bubble economy. Trump's spike in economic hope & growth made larger companies confident to the point of overexpanidng where they took on bad debt.

All terrible signs.
I didn't really have much invested anyway.

the only big event is the us election

>>18965259
Doom and gloom clickbait. 2000 was caused by retards buying domains like pets.com for ridiculous amounts of money, and investing in websites with no business model. There's no correlation, but they'll get ad cash from gullible fuckers like you.

>>18965259
he's just mad the poors got a bailout

>>18965259
waiting for S&P at 1,800

>>18965298
i dont think you can get 100x anywhere in traditional markets unless your last name is a precious metal

>>18967168
Imo that's the elephant in room the market is not pricing in and kind of doesnt want to realize: The economy doesn't care if the damage done to it was "on purpose" or "markets were in good shape before Corona". Once the damage is there, it is to be dealt with. 15% unemployment rate are 15%. There's no mechanism that brings the people quicker back into work just because the lockdowns were on purpose. The damage will have to be figured out the same way as in every economic downturn. Let me know what you think

>>18965259
the old thing that is more jew than goldman is goldberg

>>18968828
On what news exactly? The virus was man made and will kill everyone?
If yes, leaders lacking strength like KG1 wouldn’t die of it.