/biz/ - Business & Finance

Live a lifestyle that doesn't need you to work full-time.

spoiler alert: Its not easy

Join the merchant marine
It's perfect for autistic wannabe neets, 6 months of working on a boat with barely 2 dozen other people, most of whom are asleep at any given time. Make more than most 9-5s do in a year, and have 6 months vacation

>>18965393
I’m actually kinda loving Corona-Chan: I work alternating 2 day/3 day weeks but get paid like I’m working fall time. Shame about the boomers I guess but who knew a global pandemic could be so comfy?

>>18965393
im sterwealing that apu

>>18965493
not even that many boomers died, big fucking hoax. nice free vacation though.

>>18965467
Its easy if you can live with your parents rent free

I jacked off today and posted on /biz/ while wagies ragied in their cagie as their boss bullied them.

>>18965484

Merchant seaman here. Also enjoy never having a gf or normal relationships, and missing out on half of all birthdays, weddings, parties, holidays, etc.

It's not worth it.

>>18965484
Kill yourself yvan eht nioJ fag

>>18966165
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>18966434
damn i’m getting old bros

>>18966456
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

No it isn't anon. Fortunately before too long the boomers will die off and we will vote in UBI

>>18965393
Why don't you just conform for 10 years. Get in, build up some bread, get out. I don't understand the NEET mentality of never wage slaving. Being a wagie for 10 years and then retiring isn't slavery - it's freedom. If you stay working for a company until 40,50,60 then yeah you're life has pretty bunch been slavery. But if you FIRE at 30-35 that seems super chill to me. A couple hundred thousand is all you need for perpetual NEET bux

>>18966146
>enjoy never having a gf or normal relationships, and missing out on half of all birthdays, weddings, parties, holidays, etc.
>not with it
Where in the fuck do you think you are normalfag

>>18966434
You're a monster. Gorillas are endangered, bro. Not cool.

Heh...
Not bad...you made me use 10% of my power...
>freezes time
Heh, time has stepped...kidd
>throws one million knives at you
>unfreezes time
psssh........... nothing personnel..... kid....

>>18966146
I'm assuming OP is already missing a gf and not being invited to social events

>>18966649
I want to be their very best friend.

>>18966146
sounds great

>>18965393
Anon, you fucked up.
The whole point of your academic career is to determine and prepare for a job that you actually enjoy so working full time is acceptable if it's not enjoyable.
It's the same reason you sink loads of that money you earn into stonks or trading shitcoins: you find it fun. You're supposed to figure out things you find fun and will earn you some money, then make a career out of that.

>>18965393
Be a Democrat. Fight to keep things closed for safety!

>>18965393
Ok OP here’s what you do.

>take $100 and buy as much Proton XPR as you can
>at $0.02 each you’ll get about 5000 of them
>go on Twitter and shill XPR to all the poorfags who got caught with heavy bags of XRP
>create FOMO, make them think they’re getting in on the ground floor (they are)
>pump the price to $1, sell and dump it

Congrats, you just changed $100 to $5000. Scale that as high as you want to retire this year.