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18958465 No.18958465 [Reply] [Original]

I Can’t fucking believe this shit. This shit is the greatest play of all time.

https://todaysfive.com/microsoft-microvision-buyout-agreement-made/

>> No.18958495

TEN DOLLARS TEN DOLLARS TEN DOLLARS

>> No.18958561

MICROCHADS LETS GOOOOOOOO

>> No.18958622
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>>18958465
MVIS too the fucking moon diamond hands diamond bags

>> No.18959103
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S GOING TO MOON YOU LOSERS WERE SUPPOSE TO GET FUCKED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING I FUCKING SOLD AT A $ 5000 LOSS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.18959157

I can't wait until the second part of this screencap gets posted once MVIS moons

>> No.18959171

>>18958465
Classic.

Retail investors are buying the new top 20mins before close.

Smart move. Bull run confirmed.

>> No.18959175

LIIIGHHHHTTTS WILLL GUIIIIUUIIIIDDDEE YOUUU HOMMMMEEE
ANDDD IGNNNIIIIIIIIIEEEIIIIITEEE YOURRR BONESSS

ANDDDD MVIS WILLL COOMMM TOO FIX YOUUUUUU

>> No.18959180

>>18958465
Posting fake articles really needs to be a bannable offense.

>> No.18959277

>>18958465
Who wrote this

>> No.18959319

>>18958495
from the old lunchables commercial?

>> No.18959342

>>18959277
who wrote this? https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20200507005529/en/Foresight-Announces-QuadSight®-Sale-Leading-European-Tier

>> No.18959411

The moon always comes out after hours, microfrens

>> No.18959461

I just bought back in. Retarded.

>> No.18959506

>was ignoring mvis
>fake article comes out
>just bought to hold over the weekend and sell monday morning

>> No.18959556

DIAMOND HANDS BABY

WHAT COLOR LAMBO SHOULD I GET????

>> No.18959561

>>18958465
Fake news friend. They wouldn’t have opted to reverse split on a live earnings call if it were true. Also pretty sure if it was and it wasn’t brought up it would amount to securities fraud. Stay away from it.

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>>18959277
>next article
>15 ways to know if your girlfriend is cheating on you
please dont tell me I just bought a scam again

>> No.18959610

>>18959561
if I had only waited for this CNN article
I would not have lost so much

>> No.18959642

also
https://todaysfive.com/joe-biden-facing-ridicule-after-revealing-he-sits-on-the-toilet-backwards/

>> No.18959694

>>18958465
>bought calls at $0.44
>sold at $1.50 for $1500 profit
>bought $2000 in puts
>sold them for $1000 profit this morning
>bought 2500 shares once the rumors resurfaced again
>sold them at $0.82 for a couple hundred in profit

This shit is the easiest, most predictable swing trade ive ever done in my meager 2 months of trading experience

>> No.18959922

Fake ass article lol, made $2 on the pump and then realized I fucking hate MVIS and sold it before it dumped and I lost my ass.

>> No.18959942

Fantom
Sure that will take 2 seconds.

Eth is a shitcoin and fantom is going to show everyone, just watch.

>> No.18959951

>>18958465
tripled my money on mvis this week, should i buy back in on monday before the burger market opens? (i'm europoor)

>> No.18959992
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yeah just do a pump then short that the ETH and bitcoin bro, also sell high buy low be bullish pump the FED , squeeze the fomo, AIG is a spook

>> No.18960282

>>18958465
What the fuck....!

>> No.18960305

Wait so is this a reputable article or not

>> No.18960376

>>18960305
CEO is a literal pajeet, so even if the article is legit, the CEO could be lying

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>>18958465
>>18959157
include pic related and article

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>>18958465
>>18958495
>>18958561
>>18958622
>>18959411
>>18959461
>>18959556
You have been reported to the SEC. You are spreading false information which is leading to inflated stock prices. You will spend time in a federal prison. I reported you, and the SEC will be tracing your ISP and you will be prosecuted.

>> No.18960739

>>18960705
85 cents and rising AH

>> No.18960826

>>18960305
No. Still I put 1k on this when it was .69
Let it ride negroes.

>> No.18960840

>>18960305
see
>>18959561

>> No.18960876

>>18960739
Holy shit you're right
What a nice surprise

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18961109

>>18960840
>>18960305
have either of you ever read any finance report? Completely different terminology is included as standard practice. None of which was found here.

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>>18961109
wait
so this shit is REAL?
https://todaysfive.com/joe-biden-facing-ridicule-after-revealing-he-sits-on-the-toilet-backwards/

>> No.18961172

>>18960305
>300 view mostly from this thread
>reputable
pick one

>> No.18961204

>>18958465
>This shit is the greatest play of all time.
Imma let u finish nigger but butcoin was the greatest play of all time

>> No.18961235

>>18960305
Damn i cant tell. Get the feeling its a scam and someone is trying to pump it so they can drop their bags. Want to buy a shit ton of them right now if its trye but i cant tell if its true or not!!!

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>>18961148
sadly satire. Shame, I would unironically would have voted for him if he did.

>> No.18961264

Niggers you better sell now. This is your chance to get out with some dignity if you're a bagholder. These two articles are fake as fuck with no legitimate sourcing. You can always get back in next week if it's still holding strong which it probably won't be.

>> No.18961268

>>18961148
Lol probably fake. I dont trust biden at all but if this article is on there than its very likely some bagholder posted the article or paid someone to.

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Fuck you all

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>>18959342
where is it

>> No.18961380

>>18961297
You're all caught up!

>> No.18961406

never selling queers, the fake article is saying announcement tuesday

>> No.18961425

>>18961406
for reference, if you sell before the inevitable monday pump youre just slow

>> No.18961559

>>18958465
Can't believe this shit is bout to dump on niggers twice, wish I was clever enough to call and put on mofos

>> No.18961589

>>18961297
holy shit!
you invested 200 $!
get out of here!!
damn!!!!!
holy shit!!!!!
Le Kang!!!