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>> No.18956296

>>18956293
is that real?

>> No.18956309
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>>18956293
I'm out.

>> No.18956311

Bruh tf how they get the cat dancing?

>> No.18956326
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18956326

Buy Wayfair puts

>> No.18956353

yield is up, bears can get fucked

>> No.18956356
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18956356

Yeah, I'm thinking it's going to dump. I'm not bagholding over the weekend.

>> No.18956360
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18956360

>>18956296
Yes

>> No.18956365

There is seriously no volume on a Friday?

>> No.18956367
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18956367

we dont need masks

>> No.18956369

Goddamn market is gonna close and I'm still screening shit.

>> No.18956370
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18956370

Remember when /smg/ was our little baby and we had to artificially bump it to keep it in the catalogue. Some cryptofags attacked us daily and made fun of our thread. I'm proud of our child. Special thanks to the one anon who was pulling the strings and kept/keeps it alive for so long. Thank you. If you're new here, give back to /smg/ and make one well researched post this month.

>> No.18956374

>>18956293
That can't be fucking real..

>> No.18956378
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18956378

Better luck next time, bobos.

>> No.18956385

>>18956293
wtf how did they train it to do that?

>> No.18956395

>>18956370
These threads are one of the best things on all of 4chan now

>> No.18956397

>>18956365
Volume doesn't happen during goy hours

>> No.18956399
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18956399

It's time

>> No.18956401
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18956401

I have not bought or sold any stocks today

>> No.18956404

>>18956296
>>18956311
>>18956374
Arent you autists tired of this yet?

>> No.18956406
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18956406

>>18956365
Nobody has enough information to make an informed decision on which direction the market will go. Not the autismo PHD quants, not the MMs, not the government and certainly us on a Kyrgyzstani tobasco sauce review board.

Any movement in the market now is pure speculation and even the most hedged and risk averse play today 5/8/2020 is still gambling.

90% cash, 5% cunny, 5% gambling is the patrician course of action.

>> No.18956411

>>18956326
the liquidity on those puts is shit though

>> No.18956412

>>18956370
/smg/ made me buy NBRV. I hate all the faggots that post in this thread.

>> No.18956424

>>18956175
How much were you in the margin and for how long?

>> No.18956436

>>18956370

big thank you to the OP posters with the fantastic custom images

buy PSTI

>> No.18956439
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18956439

>>18956401
i havent bought/sold since february. i literally missed the entire dump and the entire pump. now i dont even know wtf im doing/waiting for

>> No.18956445
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18956445

>>18956293
Mark my words, we will sell off all gains today and end up slightly below 0%...then after market we will randomly gain value again. And early Monday skyrocket of futures again.

Big boys dumping on idiots retail investors....SPY is relative flat for days now.

>> No.18956457
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18956457

American Tailwind™ in action lads. Can this bull run ever be stopped?!

>> No.18956461

>>18956439
Go ahead and buy in so I can make this money on these puts

>> No.18956464
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18956464

Bros I'm getting fucked even though everything is green.
The problem is that my local currency SEK is rising against the dollar and hence my stocks are losing value when converted back to my currency. FUCK

>> No.18956466
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18956466

i fucking hate friday
every friday is the same
minimal movement followed by a massive sell off right before the closing bell
then it's back to waiting for monday hoping that nothing retarded happens over the weekend so i panic about what's gonna happen in the markets monday morning
this is no way to live
i want out

>> No.18956473

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH4yFGl7gng
Is this just a Trump circlejerk??

>> No.18956478
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18956478

>>18956439
just short dude, this is going to retest the lows, gundlach and schiff told me so

>> No.18956481
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18956481

I don't like this moomoo bros, I don't like this one bit

>> No.18956484

>>18956464
short dollars

>> No.18956485
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18956485

>>18956356
It won't. This is the start of a new 10Y bull run.

>> No.18956486
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18956486

>>18956406
>Nobody has enough information to make an informed decision on which direction the market will go
I agree with you for the case of the daily/weekly directions in the short/mid term

I don't think that 90% cash makes sense here, I think you're drawing the incorrect conclusion from realistic but incomplete premises

>>18956439
nothing wrong with patience
not a damn thing wrong with that, it's especially smart to be watching and not playing. much better than the people generating more trades than ideas.

>> No.18956490

>>18956466
Stop being emotionally attached to your trading money

>> No.18956493

>>18956399
Is there a single reason on this planet, on this entire planet, that going all in on SOXL could ever be a bad decision barring a complete collapse of the global economy that put us back in the stone age?

>> No.18956506
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18956506

>>18956464

U S A

U S A

U S A

>> No.18956515

>>18956296
>>18956311
>>18956374
>>18956385
Reddit

>> No.18956525

>>18956493
leveraged ETF decay

>> No.18956540

>>18956506
This means that the USD is losing value you retard

>> No.18956544

>>18956493
yeah we can crab up and down every week/month for the next five years

>> No.18956547

>>18956493
>Semis dump, losses compound and ETF reverse splits on you 27 times until your investment is worthless.
Nothing personal, kid.

>> No.18956553

>>18956493
Only thing even remotely plausible is volatility decay but long term the growth of semiconductors will completely cuck the little bit of rebalancing losses. I can't think of anything I'd rather be all in on for the next decade or two

>> No.18956554

>>18956540
that's a good thing, though.

>> No.18956567

>>18956540

yeah why do you think all our stocks keep going up lol

>> No.18956576

>>18956464
>He doesn' hedge against currency fluctuations
Cmon dude

>> No.18956577

>>18956485
this. you literally can't fight the fed. no place else to put your money. market is mooning lads.

>> No.18956579

>>18956553
https://www.eulerhermes.com/en_global/economic-research/insights/A-2020-semiconductor-slump-will-send-shockwaves-across-the-global-electronics-industry.html

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>>18956525
>>18956544
>>18956547
Here's your volatility decay semiconductor dump, bro

>> No.18956586

>>18956554
>>18956540
yeah if it loses value i get more of them. If we lose enough value we could all be millionaires

>> No.18956588

>>18956506
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>> No.18956597

>>18956586
>us has a ton of debt held by other countries
>us needs to export more
neat

>> No.18956599

>>18956462
And is it typically MLPs that give distributions rather than dividends? I'm doing some googling to see the pros/cons of giving divvies rather than distributions

>> No.18956606

>>18956464
play jewish games win jewish prizes

>> No.18956615

>>18956580
I bought it in the 70s breh, just because it hasn't happened doesn't mean that it can't happen.

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>>18956506
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>>18956579
>>18956615
Hello frens. SOXL is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are crack in all but name. The desire for newer, faster, more is insatiable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list is endless. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, demand requires bigger, faster, cheaper, better. The clamor for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender or other vain conceit; the multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semiconductor.
SOXL couples a single ETF entry point with the the best companies the space has to offer then pushes these already stellar returns to the limit with 3x leverage. With SOXL your economic interests are aligned with hardware powerhouses TSM, Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Real tech companies with innovative products people want, not """tech""" """companies""" pushing shitty ads. And like all leveraged ETFs, SOXL is rebalanced daily, deftly mitigating margin risks.
In the last 7 years, barring the coronavirus interruption, SOXL has exploded over 55x yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth will proceed exponentially until every viable space is saturated with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly compact and efficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing and storage into everywhere and everything will be this era's seminal revolution, a revolution with SOXL holders planted firmly at the receiving end.
Stop waiting for more "pullback". The crash was a gift and fretting over the exact bottom is meaningless. Deliberation is over; waiting.. is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.

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>>18956586
a toast to inflation! May we all be billionaires!

>> No.18956631
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18956631

>>18956580
cool short term gains bro, here's what actually happens when the market stays like this for a long time

>> No.18956633

>>18956356
It's going to dump and then the feds are going to print the dip on monday again, as with every week

>> No.18956637
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18956637

>>18956616
cheers bro ill drink to that

>> No.18956649
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>>18956623
I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing.

I have a Master's in Accountancy with a minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in anon. None of you know how to actually value a company. You have no fucking clue how taxes work.

You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are too fucking uneducated and stupid to comprehend how fucked you are.

Idk why I'm even posting this, fucking good luck kids.

>> No.18956654
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>>18956599
yes

>> No.18956667
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18956667

>>18956293
Based kot poster

>> No.18956671

>>18956631
thanks for this image fren

>> No.18956678

>>18956654
Very informative, I appreciate it thank you

>> No.18956680
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>>18956631
Here's something I wrote a while back so the numbers have changed somewhat but the point still stands. SSO right now is above SPY since 2007 even with this latest epic dump.
SSO (DBPG for euroanons) is a 2x leveraged ETF based on the S&P 500 and it is one of the few leveraged ETFs that existed before the Great Financial Crisis of 2008. Had you bought SSO (DBPG) at the literal top of the market before the recession in October 2007, as of this moment, you would have gains of 176%. Had you bought the underlying SPY on the same day you would have gains of 98%. So had you bought the leveraged ETF, even at the worst possible time, you still would have ended up with almost double the gains.
Remember this the next time somebody throws shade on leveraged ETFs because of volatility decay. Buy the index based leveraged ETFs and win. Simple as that. And start buying now. Coronavirus could be as bad as the GFC and if you start buying in now with a little money and buy in more later as the prices drop you will still come out much better in the long run than buying SPY or worse doing nothing at all. I'm buying and I'll be here when this thing is over to brag about my gains. Do not be afraid. We will get through this and this is your opportunity. Join me and get rich.
>nb4 >we

>> No.18956686
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18956686

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>> No.18956687

>>18956654
If you are day trading, you should be trading under a corp LLP type structure

>> No.18956712

>>18956464
CNBC posted a boomer article saying SEK is the stable currency for this crisis, probably why its booming

>> No.18956735
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18956735

>bear says market is about to dip
>check portfolio
>even higher than before

>> No.18956738
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18956738

why yes, i am invested in VUZIX, how could you tell?

>> No.18956741
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18956741

I told you we were gonna drop today niggers. Feels good to be below my exit price.

>> No.18956746

>>18956631
Can verify. Didn't know this when I started trading SPXU. Now I know it's an in and out game.

>> No.18956756

>>18956735
always, Always, ALWAYS do the exact opposite of whatever /biz/ is doing

>> No.18956759

>>18956738
kek I have a pair of those Blades glasses sitting on my desk. The novelty wore off after 5 minutes but I can see how they could be useful in an industrial setting

>> No.18956770

>>18956439
>miss the dump
>miss the pump
So you broke even.

>> No.18956777

>>18956680
Your math is extremely wrong on that. You don’t get compounding do you, zoomzoom? Yikes.

>> No.18956781

>>18956756
wait a minute did you create a paradox you little shit

>> No.18956789

>>18956759
been pompin 2 days now on news their headsets are used by doctors (true heroes) for telemed. this has legs. it's still not stopping. i sold early but have small pozition left.

>> No.18956794
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18956794

Bankruptcy here I come

>> No.18956808

>>18956794
why'd you go with etrade

>> No.18956823
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>>18956654
>>18956678
To further elaborate. As long as you hold onto the shares, only a small portion of the payout is taxable. So, it's a great buy and hold forever investment

>> No.18956826

>>18956777
>Your math is extremely wrong on that. You don’t get compounding do you, zoomzoom? Yikes.
Look at the chart again or just pull it up yourself. What's there to not understand? If you'd bought SSO at the top before the GFC you could have gone through the GFC and the coronavirus dump last month and today you'd still have more money than you would have had you bought SPY instead. Simple as it is. That's the problem with you shitters you have reality right in your face and you close your eyes to it. You are ignorant and arrogant about it

>> No.18956827
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18956827

POOOMP EET

>> No.18956832

>>18956808
no matter what he chose someone would tell him it was shit

>> No.18956836

>>18956680
See >>18956777
More to the point is compare that entry point versus a month or 3 months later into the recovery phase.
You incur substantially more risk during periods of high volatility for slim gains.
I am swapping everything to SOXL and SPXL but only once the VIX stays dead. At current pace (which who knows), my entry point will likely be June or July.

>> No.18956850

>>18956794
bro i heard theres these things called tankers that have more volatility than shitcoins buy 500 shares of NAT and you'll be set for life

>> No.18956855
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18956855

JUST BUY UP THE BILLION DOLLAR DIP BRO

>> No.18956875

>>18956850
throw in some LK, MVIS, and UAVS and you'll be set4lyfe

>> No.18956877
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18956877

Having some sippies thinking about boomers getting rekt in the market crash. Who else here excited?

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18956879

>>18956855
>>18956827

>> No.18956881
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18956881

YOUR INVESTMENTS ARE SAFE
WE HAVE RETURNED TO NORMAL
HOLD MY BAGS REAL QUICK ILL BRB

>> No.18956884

>>18956855
of fuck please bobo I have faith in you tank this shit

>> No.18956887

>>18956836
Are you guys unironically retarded? The chart takes all fees, volatility decay, compounding, etc. into account. The price on the chart is the final answer. You'd have more with SSO than you would with SPY. Period. Do yourselves a favor and step back then think about this for a minute. It's not fun arguing with shit for brains like you guys it's like trying to convince somebody the earth goes around the sun when they refuse to believe it. Just read the damn charts

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holy shit this is the most obvious setup to break resistance ive ever seen

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18956908

>>18956877

>> No.18956911

>>18956881
WTF IS THAT

>> No.18956913

Bobos more like hobos


Cuz they’re financially poor

>> No.18956914

>>18956808
I've had a regular stock trading acct with them since 2008. Last time I was into futures I used the ninjatrader platform and Phillip Capital as the broker. I closed that account out and used the money from it as a down payment on a house last year though. Opening a futures account with E-Trade I can just use the money / margin from my stock trading account for futures without needing to open another new account and transfer money to it. Fees are a little higher than with Phillip Capital but not by a whole lot.

>> No.18956916

I just bought into SOXL, so everyone else sell if you know what's good for you

>> No.18956924

>>18956855
Who the hell did this market sell? Confess, /smg/

>> No.18956928

>>18956913
mentally too

>> No.18956931

>>18956913
no bully the Bobo.
it's a nono.

>> No.18956932

when is it all coming down
i'm so fucking tired of this shit
i just want to invest like i'm back a few years ago

>> No.18956946

>>18956823
>>18956654
You guys have spoonfed me this far, any other MLPs that have promising outlook? Or is that pretty much a staple of MLPs, the low risk low return

>> No.18956949

Can I just short leveraged etfs for infinite free money?

>> No.18956954

what do I buy

>> No.18956957

>>18956914
I used to know a guy who used Ninjatrader with Phillip Capital to scalp the MNQ for thousands of dollars a day. Dude was a beast. Would scalp with like 50 contracts at a time. I don't know why he didn't just use the /NQ and save commissions. He was a great scalper though

>> No.18956960

>>18956887
I believe you because I use 10-16x leveraged etfs

>> No.18956967

>>18956954
a rope

>> No.18956968
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18956968

Carrier's earnings are down 40% YOY and they've paused on dividends. Stock is up 10% today.

Investor psychology pill me here, I don't get it.

>> No.18956972
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18956972

>TVIX
My fear alone should pump this shit

>> No.18956973

SPY is getting ready to explode, I have no idea which direction at this point honestly.

>> No.18956974

>>18956960
>he doesn't trade 100000x leverage etfs

bitch niggas out

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18956976

>>18956954

>> No.18956979

>>18956949
all it takes is one volatile day to wipe your account lol

>> No.18956980

>>18956960
>I believe you because I use 10-16x leveraged etfs
The sweet spot to get max gains without being eaten up by volatility decay is actually around 2.5x for the S&P. It works like a Laffer curve

>> No.18956984

>>18956887
agreed, other anons are trying to cope

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18957004

>>18956887
Here is my point. If you had waited until it had "nearly" returned in 2011 - nearly 3 years later (I am arguing about the VXI not arguing for this time scale) you would have doubled your investment.
VIX fucks the gains. I am a fan of the gains of SOXL and SPXL. I am not going in until the crab and VIX fuck off.

>> No.18957005

How to turn 20k into 100k by EOY?

>> No.18957008

>>18956980
I only hold them for a couple of days

>> No.18957012

what the fuck is this lean hogs contract meme and how do I bet on pork prices

>> No.18957019
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>>18956946
The return is fairly competitive. The main limitations are usually not much direct capital appreciation (which you can get around by buying the dip), the fact that they're limited to a few industries, and the fact that there's limited utility to use with retirement accounts. It's already so tax advantaged you can shove it into your 401K and just pay no taxes at all.

>> No.18957025

>>18956973
I want to say down, but my gut says up, I've been wrong the last few times, so it's going to go down.

>> No.18957028

Buy REFR

>> No.18957033

>>18957005
Btc

>> No.18957041

>>18957005
pay a 92 year old with a life insurance policy to marry you

>> No.18957042

>>18956960
>tfw didn't hold 10x+ leveraged ctfs in the oil dump and pump
they went literally +10000% in both ways and i feel like a retard for missing opportunity of my life

>> No.18957052

>>18957005
Meth or heroin

>> No.18957057
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>>18956293
Degiro is so fucking bad and it keeps giving me problems. What is a better alternative for eurokeks?

>> No.18957058

>>18956957
Damn. Yeah I've heard about people like that who are basically human algo traders. Imagine if you could translate their talent/strategy into an algo and just let it run. I had ninjatrader set up just how I liked it but got a new job and didn't have time to actually daytrade anymore so that account sat unused for over a year. With E-Trade I'll have to use the power E-Trade platform for futures trading, I've never used it before and don't know anything about it. If I end up having it I'll probably go back to using ninjatrader again.

>> No.18957066

>>18956968
priced in

>> No.18957069

>>18957019
*Can't just shove

I'm buying up as much of this as I can in my brokerage account. Because, quite frankly, don't want to wait until i'm fucking 65 to retire.

>> No.18957083

>>18957008
>I only hold them for a couple of days
Oh cool. I thought you were fucking with me for a minute. I have a futures account that gives me that kind of leverage for when I'm really feeling a setup so I know what you mean. It's to be used sparingly
>>18957004
Hey if you can time it in such a way to get max gains then more power to you. More than one way to get rich with this stuff. I'm up a few hundred k doing it my way so obviously it works for me and I hope the best for you too

>> No.18957089

>>18957025
Going up confirmed

>> No.18957090

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH my position in stocks and options is far too high now. Over 80%, 20% cash. A decent chunk stuck in sell calls that have a good chance of being exercised next week and the week after but am hoping for a dump as I'd rather keep them. But in the haste of a freaking 3 day pump I caved and bought calls near the high, 5 of the contracts expire 2 or 3 weeks from today. On one hand I want to recover the remainder of what I slapped in but if the damn stock pumps I lose way more as my sell calls are still in effect and i ate a loss on those biy calls by bailing. Dump more and I keep most if not all my shares and lose out on $1000 from the buy calls. Basically i trapped myself in a position where I hold these 5 contracts to $0 as a precaution in case the stock goes up and I lose the shares stuck in sell calls. Worst case scenario it crabs and I lose both my shares and the premium on these buy calls. If it dumps hard enough I walk away with only a $400 loss due to the sell call premiums reducing the loss from 1k to $400. If it pumps hard enough i lose my original shares but gain a smaller amount of shares at a discount.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHH I CANT MAKE UP MY MIND!

>> No.18957096

>>18957058
*if I end up hating it

>> No.18957103
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18957103

What da fukk is up with $SIG today?
A closed mall jewelry store just shot up 28%. What did I miss? Do diamonds cure the Corona Virus?

>> No.18957104
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>>18957042 >>18957041 >>18957033 >>18957028 >>18957025 >>18957019 >>18957012 >>18957008 >>18957005 >>18957004 >>18956984 >>18956980 >>18956979 >>18956976 >>18956974 >>18956973 >>18956972 >>18956968 >>18956967 >>18956960 >>18956957 >>18956954 >>18956949 >>18956946 >>18956932 >>18956931 >>18956928 >>18956924 >>18956916 >>18956914 >>18956913 >>18956908 >>18956905 >>18956887 >>18956884 >>18956881 >>18956879 >>18956877 >>18956875 >>18956855 >>18956836 >>18956832 >>18956827 >>18956826 >>18956823 >>18956808 >>18956794 >>18956789 >>18956781 >>18956777 >>18956770 >>18956759 >>18956746 >>18956741 >>18956738 >>18956735
reminder to go long
this is a bullrun

>> No.18957110

>>18956968
>algos
>fed manipulation
>big corporate manipulation

As simple as that

>> No.18957113
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>>18957104
I'm long baby. Long and strong

>> No.18957114

>>18956547
I'll take shit that's never going to happen for 500

>> No.18957115

>>18957104
that website is rigged bullshit where you gamble against the bank

>> No.18957130

is it possible to know if ticker is worth buying just from written data from Finviz? (for reference go https://finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=AA)) Without looking at the graphs ofc.

Well, there is so much data there that the real question should be: What are the pieces of data that are truly necessary if you wanna know if you should buy this stock or not?

no pic cuz
"Uploading files from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse."

>> No.18957131

>>18957114
Kill yourself, tripfag

>> No.18957133

>>18957115
any better side where you can get realtime dow jones and s&p 500?

>> No.18957135

>>18957090

omae wa mou shindeiru

>> No.18957141

>>18957083
>Hey if you can time it in such a way to get max gains then more power to you. More than one way to get rich with this stuff. I'm up a few hundred k doing it my way so obviously it works for me and I hope the best for you too
That (VIX staying dead) is my only criteria. If the market wants to be decoupled from GDP than I am going to ride it as hard as I can like the bitch it is.
Yes, we will make it SOXL and SPXL bros.

>> No.18957142

>>18957103
An annoucement was broadcasted in the usa. To increase birth rates the government has mandated that any women proposed to with a diamond ring must accept the man who proposes and that she cannot divorce him. Im buying as many diamond rings as possible and marking them up 1000%

>> No.18957144

>>18957133
investing.com has live data

>> No.18957146

>>18957110
there it is, the classic cope excuses

>> No.18957158

>>18957104
I'm holding longer than Long Dick Johnson.

>> No.18957163

>>18957144
you are right
thank you anon

>> No.18957164

MARK is about to moon.


Get in losers.

>> No.18957170
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18957170

Stock of the gods

>> No.18957180

>>18957130
Find a copy of "Security Analysis" and read it cover to cover if you want to do FA. It is tedious beyond belief but thorough enough that the numbers or conclusions you can draw can't be masked by clever accounting tricks.
Use TA to time your FA positions. Only go into this market now when it makes up its mind about if being so heavily weighted to the big 3 indices and tech is healthy or not.

>> No.18957200

>>18957170
They're never going to break up a monopoly again. There's something like 5 giant tech stocks that make up the entire nasdaq, but this is apparently fine

>> No.18957202

daily reminder to buy TGTX before they get FDA approval later this year

>> No.18957203

Where's that ZOM shill from yesterday lmao

>> No.18957214

>>18957164
>buy my bags

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>>18957170
based and blackgoldpilled

>> No.18957241

>>18957019
Incredibly insightful thank you, seems like a good play, I've been burned by my own stupidity too many times regarding options, and my 401k is doing it's own work so this feels like a solid investment.

>> No.18957259

>>18957227
lol what if Obadiah said the same thing?

>> No.18957260

>>18957019
why not incorporate yourself or your 'day trading' company?

>> No.18957261

>>18956411
I don't even know what that means. I'm buying

>> No.18957280

>>18956293
how did they get that cat to do that?

>> No.18957281
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>>18957104
> tfw you already went short and mumu writes that

>> No.18957285

>almost zero volume on all oil futures past few days
what does this mean?

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>>18957227
deep

>> No.18957291

>>18957261
lmao good luck selling

>> No.18957296

>>18957227
based Rex

>> No.18957300

everything i buy turns red
what should i buy next?

>> No.18957305

>>18957214
I've been shilling at .64 when I get in tho lmfao.

>> No.18957321
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>>18957300
Amazon or Microsoft

>> No.18957322

>>18957300
TSLA

>> No.18957324
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18957324

Any REIT recommendations?

>> No.18957326
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>>18957288
haha money line go up

>> No.18957327

>>18956399
lol nice image

>> No.18957340

>>18957300
MITT

>> No.18957342

>>18957321
>>18957300
Go for Microsoft.. fuck them

>> No.18957345

>>18957324
You could have bought MITT on open and made 20% today

>> No.18957358

Holding a bunch of $.50 calls on JCP. See you guys on the moon

>> No.18957372

just pulled out of everything except my etfs
sitting on cash until monday
dont trust this all green week bs

>> No.18957381

>>18957342
it also hurts a few vanguard funds. it's about 4% or more in a handful

>> No.18957382

>>18956395
That's true. I haven't been on 4chan for years and only returned this year for the /smg/ threads

>> No.18957386

what do I buy?

>> No.18957390

>>18957180
What if there is no possibility to use TA to time purchase? I mean buying and selling without ever looking at the graphs

>> No.18957398

>>18957386
a gf

>> No.18957408

>>18957324
>>18957345
Imagine holding a REIT right now

>> No.18957417

>literally my only red position is fucking JBLU, which as an impulse buy back in March
Pulled out of nearly everything but fuck me is JBLU annoying

>> No.18957427

bought some well fargo calls bros
itll definitely PRINT in the next month

>> No.18957431

I will hold tvix proudly. I know the market will drop

>> No.18957437

Redpill me on JCP. If this shit gets bought we can all become millionaries with these cheap 0.50 calls. Are they really 100% truly and unironically going bankrupt?

>> No.18957450

Is $PAA a buy?

>> No.18957451

>>18957358
Based retard.

>> No.18957455

>>18957437
When was the last time you went to a JC Penny?

>> No.18957457

>>18957390
Hypothetically in a vacuum you could get a close target. We don't exist in a hypothetical vacuum, so if a hedge puts a bunch buy pressure up it can disrupt the whole day.

>> No.18957459

>>18957390
what do you think people did before computer trading? find stocks trading at a bargain based on price vs financials, buy them. using TA to time 2% moves when the stock is 80% undervalued isn't necessary. just be prepared to hodl for a long time

>> No.18957465

>>18957390
You don't use second to second price charts. You Zoom out and do EMA's of "short" and "long" timescales. I prefer 5 and 20 during times like this. "Back to normal" and I go back to EMA50 and EMA200

>> No.18957473

>>18957386
rope

>> No.18957477

>>18957358
absolutely based

>> No.18957488

>>18957324
sauce? yandex ain't given me shit

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>>18957345
>>18957408
I mean something that’ll likely bounce back within the next year, long term hold

>> No.18957506

>>18957495
$LOAN
:^)

>> No.18957509
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18957509

buy sqqq and hodl over weekend? Are the futureniggers are ready to pull the rug?

>> No.18957520

Ford, what are you doing?

>> No.18957532
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18957532

Stagflation incoming, the real economy is fucked.

>> No.18957533
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18957533

>REFR

why didnt I buy under 2

>> No.18957534

>>18957390
owning something good that's overvalued is better than holding something bad that's undervalued.

>>18957382
This whole year will be good, i think.
Q1 - SMG, Corona, Virginia Gun Rallies
Q2 - SMG. Civil unrest?, Debates?
Q3 - SMG, Debates, second shutdowns?
Q4 - ???????????????????????????

>> No.18957544

>>18957488
>yandex
Anon... the sauce is evulchibi tho, if you want the full I can link it

>> No.18957545

>nobody talking about BCRX
ngmi

>> No.18957550

Look up the plunge protection team. They were formed by the government in 1986 to basically manipulate futures with banks to minimize drops.

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>>18957532
heheh this probably bullish
BUY BUY hehehehehfhefhe

>> No.18957568

>>18957437
unless jcp goes full 360 with an online business model. physical mall retail is DEAD.

>> No.18957571

>>18957534
Q4 - WW3

>> No.18957572
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>>18957534
oh, there's probably a gold and crypto run in there too.

>> No.18957579

>>18957550
You are completely right. But the should MINIMIZE drops. Now they are propping it so far up, that we are stagnating over days.

Big boys must pay very good money to the PPT.

>> No.18957585

>>18957495
>Nobody paying rent
>Mortgages in forbearance
>Rebound
Not how it works coombrain

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18957599

15%!!

what’s your excuse for not betting on anime and gatcha taking money from the chink children??

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>>18957532
who will be buying anything? I doubt stagflation guys. Unemployment and inflation at the grocery, sure.

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>heheh this probably bullish
>BUY BUY hehehehehfhefhe

>> No.18957607

>>18957437
The stock has been sliding for years. They've switched CEOs a couple times, nothing helps. If they kept sliding during the 10+ year economic boom what could change now?

I used to work at one in 2015/2016, the place was always packed with ladyboomers. If they couldn't make money back then they're absolutely fucked now.

Their only saving grace is their online presence, however that worked in part by offering free shipping to the store and then having you buy more stuff when you came to pick it up. Now that is off the table, no one is going to a retail store to save $5 on shipping on their toaster

>> No.18957608

>>18956680
im having cognitive dissonance right now. I want to not believe this will hold out over 25+yrs

>> No.18957610

>>18957579
I think they are making a bubble. They were coasting the market in hopes things wouldn't get that bad and return buyer confidence.

The opposite happened and they are unironically bag holding.

>> No.18957621

>>18957544
thx

>> No.18957626

>>18957603
>I doubt stagflation guys
o really

>> No.18957632

is robinhood being a laggy POS for anyone else? would have moved to thinkorswim a few weeks ago but at time didn't want to wait for transfer to complete
fucking thing sucks

>> No.18957635
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18957635

MITT might be fucked but jesus that dip looks tempting, should I go in?

>> No.18957638

I’m smelling an EOD pump just to fuck with everyone’s head

>> No.18957658
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HERE WE GO

>> No.18957657
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18957657

>>18957608
found this interesting though. Need to do more research though
Is the volatility worth it?

>> No.18957663

fucking ppt, bears have feelings too you know?

>> No.18957665

>>18957506
Interesting, might be worth looking into, thanks anon

>> No.18957667

>>18957626
yeah. You expect anyone to be
>buying homes
>buying cars
>buying electronics
>starting businesses
They're going to be buying groceries, sitting in nursing homes, and/or long term unemployed. Stocks can go up too. I fail to see the rest

>> No.18957689

>>18957534
Q4 - SMG, Euro collapse

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>TSN

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what do I buy?

>> No.18957704

Are mortgage banks fucked now?
I liked to trade xetra:pbb because of the stable sideways trends but since the crash there doesn't seem to any attempt to buy the dip whatsoever.

>> No.18957714

Have all the bears necked themselves yet, or could they not afford the rope?

>> No.18957716

>>18957663
Bears are not humans. No one feels bad for bears

>> No.18957718

>>18957694
who this? :^)

>> No.18957729
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18957729

Can't WAIT for Monday

>> No.18957730

>>18957603
Because they are printing money without anything productive being added to the economy. All that QE has to be paid back too.

>> No.18957736

>>18957663
nah fuck those faggots hopefully they all go bankrupt

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We're all gonna make it

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>>18957200
>>18957227
tech stock certificates are soulless
>minimalist corporate logo designed by some onions """graphics designer""" copypasted onto a piece of paper with some text
versus
>patrician aesthetics and acknowledgement of their contribution to mankind and civilization

>> No.18957762

>>18957632
Use both. TDA is a cash account so while you can day trade, you have to let funds settle for up to three days.
T. Sold yesterday and cant buy anything today

>> No.18957801

>>18957691
m e a t

>> No.18957805

BCRX is a a pharmaceutical company which manufactures Galidesivir, a anti-viral meant to treat Covid. One big differentiation from Remdisivir is that can be taken orally, as opposed to intravenously, which is very apparently an important distinction to hold; "CEO Daniel O'Day added that the company "will look at ways to potentially bring the treatment to a broader patient population by investigating other formulations and means of delivery," potentially hinting at inhaled or oral versions of the drug, which Gilead has previously said it's looking into." -https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/30/us/remdesivir-coronavirus-drug/index.html..
FDA Trial finishes late May.
https://www.fool.com/earnings/call-transcripts/2020/05/06/biocryst-pharmaceuticals-inc-bcrx-q1-2020-earnings.aspx
https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2020/04/09/2014672/0/en/BioCryst-Begins-Clinical-Trial-with-Galidesivir-for-Treatment-of-Patients-with-COVID-19.html
https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/show/NCT03891420

>> No.18957806

>>18957694
sauce?

>> No.18957816

My index calls are fucking bleeding, sucks to see everything so green yet having that theta just burning nonstop

>> No.18957827

Kek 4 out of my 9 stonks are up >5%. I’m the smartest man alive!

>> No.18957832

>>18957747
It's a near work of art.

>> No.18957843

FISV is on the brink of a moon mission. Price targets are well above the current price.

>> No.18957850
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18957850

Who here /LYV/in the /HAL/life

>> No.18957856

>>18957657
>found this interesting though. Need to do more research though
>Is the volatility worth it?
The drawdowns will be gut wrenching, this is true and practically unavoidable. With that, synthetic leveraged ETFs have been backtested as far back as makes sense, over 150 years and the returns are many orders of magnitude beyond the market even through events like the depression, black monday, the great recession and so forth. Will that continue into the future? I think so but there are no guarantees. If you believe the US market has some life left in it then this might be a good way to get something for yourself. If you want to play it safer, consider going in half SSO or UPRO and half leveraged bonds like with TMF then rebalance yearly. Google Hedgefundie for a great example

>> No.18957863

>>18956686
what fucked you

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>>18957730
It's not just money in circulation, its how much money is in circulation and how much it circulates. you need to read up, fellow bobro. The fed also isn't printing so much as they're freeing up bank balance sheets or handing out shit loans. It looks like printing, but it really isn't.

>> No.18957872

>>18957816
Don't buy options when the VIX is over 30 bud you are just asking to be bled out

>> No.18957877

>>18957850
Fuck LYV and fuck the Saudis

>> No.18957880

>>18957805
(((Fauci))) has been talking about treatment accessibility tons, and while Gilead works on R&D for the medicine itself, BCRX is addressing some of the segmentation variables needed to become THE drug people turn to. This concludes my paper

>> No.18957901

>>18957745
No, Im no :(

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>> No.18957939

>>18957324
AMT EQIX DLR CCI SBAC

>> No.18957947
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18957947

bullish

>> No.18957948
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18957948

>>18957877
I tried to tell em
:^)

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18957955

What’s this graph called?

>> No.18957966

I’ve never made so much money in my entire fucking life holy shit the stock market is so easy

>> No.18957973

>>18957955
poorfag investing

>> No.18957981

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE APPLE DESTROYING MY P/L FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.18957990

>>18957947
Market pumped 0.3% since release of the news.

Stock market acts accoridngly. Very bullish.

>> No.18957994

I want to face fuck Sarah Eisen so bad bros. She just looks like a girl who knows how to take it.

>> No.18957997

>>18957955
The bullish crab

>> No.18958000

>>18957872
Yeah man I really need a strong rally here into the close. I've been jumping in and out of SVXY the last few weeks, really want to get in before the VIX does a nice melt down to much lower levels.

>> No.18958003

>>18957966
How? Tell us pls

>> No.18958007

>>18957955
That's an I <3 futures formation

>> No.18958009
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>2925
>daily high hit in the last hour

could be a good end to the day bros

>> No.18958012

>>18957694
I want to fuck that man's tiddies

>> No.18958022

>>18957955
Uppy

>> No.18958029

organic end of day pump where every retail investor suddenly wants to buy everything at increasing prices

>> No.18958034
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>‘We’ve seen the lows in March’ for the stock market, says man who called Dow 20,000 in 2015, ‘and we will never see those lows again
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/weve-seen-the-lows-in-march-for-the-stock-market-says-man-who-called-dow-20000-in-2015-and-we-will-never-see-those-lows-again-2020-05-08

>> No.18958040

Apple really gonna go back to ATH isn't it?

>> No.18958047

>PPL
I know there's at least another anon here in this PA/UK utility. Looking good today.

>> No.18958049

I just deposited another grand, what do I buy?

I'm holding mro, kos, eman,

was looking at ktov but idk it seems scammy and I already have one speculative stock

>> No.18958054

>>18958040
Apple is doing billion of stock buybacks again.

>> No.18958059

get some rtx calls... you'll thank me later.....

>> No.18958069

>>18957966
>I’ve never made so much money in my entire fucking life holy shit the stock market is so easy

Enjoy that feeling while it lasts, remember it so that it may comfort you when the red days come and the gains goblins ambush you.

>> No.18958075

>>18958054
And someone in these very threads said I was an idiot to praise Apple for squirreling away so much cash

>> No.18958078

>>18957947
They've been working on a vaccine for SARS for 15 years with no luck. There has never been a vaccine for an RNA virus. Any 'vaccine' that comes out is a literal scam.

>> No.18958087

>>18958049
Don't buy today, buy the next pull back.

>> No.18958089

Alright bulls let’s start out the weekend right by making the bears eat our literal shits. PUUUUUMP

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pic rel was me up until the 6th
I stopped being gay and look mama I AM MAKING IT UOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18958104

>>18958049
Ummm, Depends on risk.

>> No.18958110

>>18958034
>Still, Siegel, says unprecedented support for the economy now by the Federal Reserve and the U.S. government make it nearly impossible for the stock market to revert to its late March lows.
Pretty much this, if a crisis like this couldn't destroy everything, they're almost unstoppable

>> No.18958117

>>18958075
It is quiet retarded and stock buybacks should be forbidden, but this whole market is retarded. Make gains and don't ask any further questions

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18958124

I’m financially jewined

>> No.18958129

>>18958075
analysts and bulls are fucktarded. they scream that these corps like WFC and JPM are under capitalizing or that Buffet is a retard in these financially choppy times.

>> No.18958134

>>18958078
I have relatives in pharma so I am aware, but market is not, besides, this econ problem is not corona, corona was just an excuse rly

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Another week, another premium collected.

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>>18958103
Oops I mean this was me

>> No.18958145

>>18958078
The reason that ebola drug they tested recently on corona got shelved was because antibody treatments were equally if not more effective.

>> No.18958152

a ton of these yuro countries are going to get fucked from lack of tourism

I went to UK, France, Italy last year and it was great so we planned to go back but fuck that this year

I know tons of new college grads who planned trips for this summer that canceled them as well

>> No.18958170

>>18958059
Don't play with my emotions anon

>> No.18958186

>>18958152
Who cares? Economy doesn't matter anymore, we are making all our profit from stock markets and buy us out of debt.

>> No.18958189

>>18958078
I thought that's because there was never much funding into SARS vaccines? SARS disappeared after the summer back in the day, or was at least covered up enough

>> No.18958233

>>18958189
Even if that's the case, there has never been a vaccine created in less than 2 years.

>> No.18958244

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/M2

It will inflate eventually, the money printing does have reprocussions. And the government is raising a zombie economy. Perfect for stagflation.

>> No.18958254

What do I buy? I'm getting FOMO syndrome bad.

>> No.18958261

>>18958136
Nothing better than cultivating a stable of paypig premium paying sluts. Truly a man of culture

>> No.18958266

>>18957864
>>18958244

>> No.18958290

>>18958244
demand for dollar offsets deflation/stagflation

>> No.18958297

>>18958244
>>18958266
>raising
nah, maintaining, bro. we've been zombified for at least a few years now. 2018+2019 should have told you that. The FED sheet never got close to 2008 levels.

>> No.18958299

>>18957057
Saxobank Or interactive brokers

>> No.18958300

>>18958034
Bobos on suicide watch

>> No.18958301

>>18958254
Buy something that has dipped like UAVS or MVIS

>> No.18958310

>>18958104
>>18958087
i want more oil though.

>> No.18958315

>>18958254
/LYV/ life
thank me when we die

>> No.18958320

>>18958290
Not for long

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WHO ELSE COMFY SITTING SHORT ON WAYFAIR RIGHT NOW

>> No.18958357

>>18958310
Yikes, I’d recommend PE when it dropped this afternoon. Maybe XOM.
However I’d wait for dips next week before you get in. This week is over in 40mins + 1hr after hours.

>> No.18958368

trust me guys, buy MRO. my guts didn't lie to me yet. i also shilled CONN and has been VERY good to me. also jumped at FCEL when it crabbing at 1.60.

MRO going to be very very good to you short/mid and long term!

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>>18958124

>> No.18958385

I should've accumulated REFR....

>> No.18958388

>>18958233
The one they're using in a trial in the UK was made a few years ago, which means they have a head start. But there's also never been something this widespread since the smallpox

>> No.18958396

>>18958368
Why did APA perform way better then?

>> No.18958408

really wishing I had never sold my oneok

>> No.18958416

I would take us crabbing to close now desu

Will be a good sign into next week

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18958429

>>18958368
>please buy my bags please please

>> No.18958446

>>18958368
MRO I have been printing HAL these last 2 days. I just wish I had some funds left over to SLB as well. Oh well that's just LYV

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Can we break 9 today?

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tfw you realize we wont crash until november

>> No.18958461

>>18957146
So what are your excuses for when it goes down?

Algos and big firms can and have manipulated it up and down. I'll keep being realistic rather than being perna bull on stocks. The majority of you never put your money where your mouth is. You sincerely believe stocks will keeps going up, than why dont you go all in with your life savings and post proof. Dont forget to take out a bunch of loans.

Me? Lmao I told you it is manipulated in both directions so going all in, in either direction is a bad idea. Same cant be said for you, so what is your excuse for not going all in and posting proof on here?

>> No.18958469

>>18958357
>trust me guys, buy MRO. my guts didn't lie to me yet. i also shilled CONN and has been VERY good to me. also jumped at FCEL when it crabbing at 1.60.

I have mro

>>18958357
damn....well I guess Ill wait then

>> No.18958485

hi never invested in stocks before but I've been tempted for a while now to invest in oil. Exxon's share price is still pretty low and as it's looking like restrictions will be lifted in a lot of places soon, I think now would be a pretty good time to buy some shares. I need to make money quickly. what do you guys think?

>> No.18958523

>>18958461
>The majority of you never put your money where your mouth is. You sincerely believe stocks will keeps going up, than why dont you go all in with your life savings and post proof. Dont forget to take out a bunch of loans.
i agree with this. all these permabulls never post proof of their portfolios, let alone massive gains. at most, they own 5 shares of blue chip companies, and made twenty whole dollars over the recent surge.
i suspect the market wont fall until november, but im cash gang, because its too volatile to predict accurately anymore. even Buffet's mistiming things

>> No.18958535

>>18958485
buy MRO, MRO will be so rich they will buy out XON

>> No.18958539

>>18958461
Pull up a 50 year chart of the DOW, all your "crashes" are fucking blips

>> No.18958545

>>18958485
>Exxon's share price is still pretty low
no, no, no, no, and no. Wait for the next oil contract expiration +1 week. re-evaluate afterward.

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>>18958539
>50 years

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>>18958469
Low 9s possibly 8s.
ENBL is another but, seems more of a risk imo.

>> No.18958560

>>18958124
No fucktard, you’re financially goyed

>>18958429
Killing it this year. He just bought into SGEN the other day, think he knows something?

Oh shit he just added too.

>> No.18958567

>>18958485
>I need to make money quickly.
then buying shares is the worst way to do it. especially in an established blue chip company. even if your prediction is right, you might get 5% gains over the next 6 months. trade options if you want money to swing fast.
options are the way to make (or lose) money quickly:
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/stockoption.asp
or, if youre European, trade CFDs:
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/stocks/09/trade-a-cfd.asp

>> No.18958600

UAL is crazy positive today from this week's lows

>> No.18958607

>>18956370
/msg/ has made me 3k and it wasn’t from
The stupid Shit that gets shilled here
Go in on XOM oil is never going away. And if you think it will. In America Africa sure wont Africa while they’re dumb niggers will become a more functioning society as China. Props them up and they’ll spend more. And xom. Will benefit greatly don’t buy American fracking

>> No.18958624

>>18958567
i know of options. i made some money on a demo account (lol) but i'm still worried about putting my actual money in. i'm fomoing pretty hard right now because I know there's money to be made but I've already tied it up in safe things

>> No.18958627

All the retail investors buying end of trading day at the highest price. They are so fucking comfy...very oganic pump.

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Daily high breached on the S&P

>> No.18958666

>>18958654
>>18958654
>>18958654

>>18958654
>>18958654
>>18958654

>>18958654
>>18958654
>>18958654

>>18958654
>>18958654
>>18958654

thread

>>18958654
>>18958654
>>18958654

>>18958654
>>18958654

>> No.18958669

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>> No.18958671

literally who the fuck is making the prices increase 20 mins before closing over the weekend
WHO the fuck goes on and thinks "ok i'm going to buy some stocks at market order making them go up in price"
??????????????
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

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>>18958652

>> No.18958691

>>18956493
the stocks that make up SOXL are at ATH and yet SOXL is no where near ATH, the decay is huge in SOXL.

>> No.18958701

>>18958671
The bulls think futures are friends. Why would it gap down?

>> No.18958861

>>18958671
I just covered my short.
How many others are doing the same?

>> No.18958972

>>18958671

Me, I bought more an hour and a half ago

>> No.18959023

>>18958671
the plague is over, time to buy stocks ya dingus

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>>18958671
Look at my gains tho