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unidentified flying stocks
the love between men posting together on an anime imageboard (no homo)
the bond market (just lmao)
abstract stocks and stock-like objects edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/handholding

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/

>>18953087

>> No.18954538
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Long beef

>> No.18954539

>half my watchlist flashing red
Is this it?

>> No.18954544
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why is this retard call relevant?

>> No.18954547

QUACK

>> No.18954552
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Sad market general

>> No.18954553
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>>18954505
what is this anime weeb shit, i'm here to make some real money

>> No.18954559
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cheers to another fine week, my fellow permabulls

>> No.18954563

>>18954539
what the fuck are you watching, only AbbVie and Waste Management are red for me

>> No.18954564
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So when will they finally admit that the market no long has any attachment to economic reality?

>> No.18954571

>>18954449 #
Profit on options is by $ movement, not percentage. And you get way more $ movement out of TQQQ for every % change than you do SQQQ

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>>18954539
Sorry bro

>> No.18954576
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>>18954553
/smg/ is a kot genny

>> No.18954584

>>18954544
It generates clicks so that the website can serve ads.

>> No.18954585
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>>18954564
it's because we're in a bubble.
>inb4 buhburrrr ttthhhbbbbbbbbbbbt

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>>18954552
NOT THE PUTTERINOS NOT THE CRISHCRASHES

>> No.18954592
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>>18954538
wide and soft beef

>>18954563
those sound like buying opportunities
nice stocks

>> No.18954595
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>DIS still rising

NEVER

BET

AGAINST

THE

MOUSE

>> No.18954601

CNBC:
>THE NEW BULL MARKET!

fucking sell signal

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>>18954589
fuck your chart

>> No.18954606
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>entire portfolio is green
>average dividend yield is about 7%
I don't think I'm investing enough.

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>>18954553
No

>> No.18954616
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Why is my portfolio not up 10% today? Is this the end of the golden bull?

>> No.18954619

>>18954584
I only clicked so I can make a shitpost, I checked that his call was wrong before comparing chart to RSS feed

>> No.18954622
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>>18954552
Lower highs, higher lows. HFT is really trying to shake out every penny from weak hands & knock the uncommitted off their perch before the next leg.
Will the next leg be up or down though? That's the million dollar question.

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>entire portfolio is reed
>average dividend yield is about 0%
I don't think I'm gambling enough.

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I raped a duck today biz.. and not in a soft way

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>>18954434
Stay mad retard. Enjoy holding those bags of life savings. I already made money off your shit stock months ago.

>> No.18954638

>>18954505
Just fuck my shit up senpai. What if the keysians are right and everything will be fine?

>> No.18954645

>>18954628
now this post does deserve a (You)

>> No.18954649
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AAAAAAH WHY DIDN’T I SELL MY CCL CALLS THIS MORNING????

>> No.18954659

have $5000 what should i buy

>> No.18954664
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when will the market cum into $3000?

>> No.18954671

>>18954505
Fuggg please tell me SPY will drop near close like it did in the past few days

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any bears left or did they all get killed?

>> No.18954679

>>18954659

USL calls, WRI/SPG/CIM REIT's

>> No.18954681

The average price of food in the United States rose 1.9% in the 12 months ended March, following three prior increases of 1.8%, according to the latest inflation data published April 10, 2020 by the U.S. Labor Department’s Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS).

Food inflation is a major part of the Consumer Price Index. It is always discussed in the monthly CPI report. It includes pricing changes for "food away from home" and "food at home" — for example, the pair in March logged respective year-over-year increases of 3.0% and 1.1%.

>> No.18954687

>>18954674
still here still not long
Ive been long XLP this week but shorted oil and nikkei more

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>>18954674
still here.

>> No.18954703

>>18954674
paycheck still rolling in, putting 1-2k in long expiration puts sometime in may

>> No.18954705

>>18954628
I would rail that chick silly.

>> No.18954709

>proliferation of free trading platforms (RH, TDA, Schwab)
>proliferation of smart phones so that literally everyone can access the stock market anywhere at anytime
>24/7 business news cycle
>increase in reporting of financial news by every MSM news outlet
>artificially low interest rates drive the normalfag cattle to seek higher yields in the stock markets
>feedback theory (herd mentality) in that an increase in stocks causes the normalfag cattle to keep purchasing stocks, thereby perpetually increasing stock prices
>election of Cheeto Man, with tax cuts and other pro business policies

These are the main factors that caused the Golden Bull Run™ from 2010 through 2020. So what will cause the market to boom again post Chinese virus? I doubt there will be new advancements in technology that will warrant more cattle to flock to the stock market. Surely interest rates will stay low for years to come, so that will help stock prices grow. But what else?

>> No.18954711

>>18954687
what product are you using to short oil? looking to do the same

>> No.18954714

>>18954671
Just wait for the after lunch reversal. Big bois like to leave the office early on Friday so they'll start closing positions out around 1:30pm

>> No.18954717

>>18954674
Slowly selling off my positions
Trying to time short bear positions is nuts.

>> No.18954718
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

LEG up 7%+ today, haven't seen any news on the dividend being maintained/cut but someone knows something I don't...or its just being purchased because its oversold

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bought oil stonk yesterday

feeling cute

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>>18954674
ssssshhhh....shut up retard you are attracting to much attention

>> No.18954755

>>18954674
just pulled out my $25k dicklet out of this market.

>> No.18954759

Copper is fucking my UPL, rest is good, I earned enough this week to make to gamble plays I normally would not:
long SLV
long VIX
should I?
>>18954711
highly depends on how I feel about price at the exact moment. /CL, USO, options on CL or USO. I know, I know, USO is not tracking oil exactly but thats the fucking point why I would grab puts there instead of shorting CL sometimes

>> No.18954763

>>18954681
Obviously due to supply chain disruptions more than inflation

>> No.18954780

>>18954703
selling most of my calls, thinking of also getting into some august puts, but even 230 spy is very pricey

>> No.18954796
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USAC is starting to catch up to my ET.

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o well, it's only $28

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>>18954604

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>>18954799
POWELL WILL BOW.

>> No.18954826
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>>18954798
Aren't naked shorts illegal?

>> No.18954836

>>18954714
Hope so. Who would have the balls to hold spy over the weekend, at this price no less?

>> No.18954847

>>18954759
SLV sounds good on paper, especially if you're hedging against inflation.
also thinking of vix calls, today they have reached the same price as back early feb

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>>18954809
Cursed.
>>18954826
Why would they be?

>> No.18954862

>>18954659
Strong companies with a long track record of growth and stability. JPM, AXP, LVMHF, ZION, EL. If you want to add dividends, there's a number of good preferred stocks trading under par value like TRTN-A, CAI-A, and C-N. If you want to add some admittedly more speculative stocks there's restaurants and leisure out there like LVS, CBRL, CAKE, DRI, MTN, MAR, and RCL.

>> No.18954875

>>18954826
if you are wearing shorts by definition you aint naked you mongol

>> No.18954880

>>18954826
A naked put is when you sell a put without having any money. You can’t buy an option naked, that doesn’t make sense. And no people sell naked options all the time

>> No.18954894

>>18954855
>Why would they be?
The SEC banned them in 2008

>> No.18954902
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What is the meme

>> No.18954904

Gold is going to keep going up over the next few months, r-right?

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>>18954855
BOGGED

>> No.18954909

>>18954755
>>18954725
>>18954714
>>18954703
>>18954702
>>18954674

biz is pulling out. time to go all in.

>> No.18954922

>>18954880
I was looking at GME earlier and have tried to figure this out. I know it is unrelated to "naked" options.
Right now 104% of outstanding shares are short. And institutions hold 147%. I can't think of how this is possible unless there are naked shorts

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how are my 33 million unemloyed Afro Americans ballin this noon my lil niggas

>> No.18954930

>>18954909
go get em tiger

>> No.18954939

>KO pump

Nooo my covered calls!

>> No.18954942

>>18954847
well I have a bunch of physical silver which is kinda pain in the ass, but SLV looks like a rocket test flight soon imo
>today they have reached the same price as back early feb
uh-huh
Im always bigly against long play on volatility but man set up looks tasty and Im feeling bit greedy here. SPX short doesnt look quite as good yet
>>18954907
Where did I see this lady?

>> No.18954945
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when did you realize all the people affected by this were dead weight for the economy?

>> No.18954966

>>18954894
It was prohibited for only a year. 'Naked short' is kind of redundant.

>> No.18954972

>>18954945
March

>> No.18954979

>>18954945
>boomers are entirely dead weight at this point
Checks out. We need to crispr new strains

>> No.18954981

>>18954925
Protesting whitey that shot my unarmed African American just going for a peaceful jog in sagging cargo shorts and air force ones in a neighborhood he didn't belong in

>> No.18954985

>>18954925
i think when i jerked off to this the first time, it was the beginning of being an unironic pervert and coombrain.

>> No.18954995 [DELETED] 

Vendor`s service > accept bitcoin online
fast2earn.com is a payment form that you can easily embed in your website. Blockchain is an important technology, but bitcoin should also help you pay for things without banks interfering.Price fluctuations, coupled with long transaction times in the busy blockchain, make it difficult for businesses to accept bitcoin payments. ; fast2earn.com

http://fast2earn.com/merchant_button

>> No.18955000

>>18954945
>majority of unemployed are blacks and mexican
>stocks shoot to new all time highs within a month with record productivity

huh, makes you think

>> No.18955011

>>18954595
Thanks for buying my bags earlier today.

>> No.18955017

>>18955000
digits: check
based: check

>> No.18955019

>>18954703
>paycheck still rolling in, putting 1-2k in long expiration puts sometime in may
You should buy lottery tickets instead

>> No.18955025
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I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>> No.18955030

https://www.businessinsider.com/jcpenney-plans-bankruptcy-filing-and-store-closures-report-2020-5

I bet you have JCP dont you, anon.

>> No.18955068

i bought 1 amazon stock

>> No.18955086

when are the boomers going to die

>> No.18955090

>>18955025
This now constitutes as spam

>> No.18955093

We will only truly crash when the last bobo is dead

>> No.18955099

BLESSED MUGI THREAD

>> No.18955105

>>18955025
What's a good way to fuck you?

>> No.18955119

>>18954505
i want to rape her

>> No.18955122
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>>18955030
Yiles

>> No.18955125

/smg/ - tsumugi

>> No.18955127

>>18955019
options are more fun, its like a lottery ticket you can keep scratching over til expiration

>> No.18955131
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Have bobos killed themselves yet?
>>18954538
I prefer chicken

>> No.18955152

ok guys what do i buy for big gainz

>> No.18955154
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>>18954942
i thought it was megan fox, but i think i'm wrong. I'm bad at his hollywood thing.

>>18955122
oh no.. i just bought 10 shares.

>> No.18955155

>>18954902
>le reverse merger

>> No.18955172

>>18954925
>minus8 on /biz/
I'm pleasantly surprised

>> No.18955173

>>18954709
Interesting points. I disagree about technology not delivering new advancement.

>> No.18955178

>>18955154
It's olivia munn, though that may be a shooped

>> No.18955179

>>18955131
UMA

>> No.18955182

>>18955122
This is bullish, just dumped 40k into it

>> No.18955183

>>18955025
Holy shit, are you changing the artist name on the tape for every post you wonderfully autistic fuck?

>> No.18955184

>>18954942
>Where did I see this lady?
she was on G4 (gaming channel), then she was the girlfriend of aaron rodgers (known homosexual, but can throw an american football for at least 2 miles upwind)

>> No.18955185

>>18954942
got some physical silver and gold and cash. better to have than not in these weird times. why is it a pita, you're not carrying it around with you everywhere are you?
as long as there's volume i don't mind volatility

>> No.18955190

>>18954907
What the fuck happened to Olivia Munn

I miss Attack of the Show

>> No.18955194

BOBO ARE YOU OK?

>> No.18955207

>>18955131
that looks fucking gross

>> No.18955211

>>18954925
I’ll be unemployed the week after next, only for a week though. What should I do with my time?

>> No.18955214

>>18955173
Unfortunately the future is going to be far less futuristic than previously believed.

>> No.18955218
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>>18955119
bro you could try but you would fail
she is the strongest

>> No.18955219

>>18954763
Doesn't make it less real. Inflation is inflation. Pandemics might reocur.

>> No.18955224

>another straight day of low volume crabbing
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>> No.18955229

>>18955207
its delicious
its chicken dumplings with curry flavour

>> No.18955231

Just be careful out there, anons. I personally think the resistance we are approaching will be very hard to break. If I’m wrong and Dow breaks 25000 and sp breaks 3000 I will put my tail between my legs and get back in losing some value. I just want to see how markets react to this third near term top.

>> No.18955234

>>18955194
i get squeezed when dow jones is at 30.000

>> No.18955252

>>18955231
Resistance is broken by after market jewry

>> No.18955255
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>>18955231
Resistance doesn't exist afterhours

>> No.18955261

>>18955218
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I WANT TO FUCK SO BAAADDDD

>> No.18955264
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>V-shaped recovery for TSLA

>> No.18955265
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>>18955178
i love these shoops

>> No.18955271

can we do less anime and more brapp posting in /smg/?

>> No.18955273

>>18955194
>-1k SHOP puts
>-3k SPY puts
>-4k CHGG puts
been better

>> No.18955280

short. wayfair. NOW.

>> No.18955283

>>18955264
That's the first half of a W

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>>18955211
read into how clown the market is, prepare bunker plans in rural Tennessee. read the bible. the end of times is near

>> No.18955288

>STZ downgraded straight from buy to sell by MKM
Apparently a beverage shortage is on the horizon. I would short it just for today to see if there is a dump after lunch

>> No.18955290
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>>18955231
investors fleeing sp500

>> No.18955293

The "news" really is bullcrap
Some weeks ago I heard "wait for the big crash, it's about to happen according to this guy who predicted ass and tiddies"
Now I see the clickbait article " ‘We’ve seen the lows in March’ for the stock market, says man who called Dow 20,000 in 2015, ‘and we will never see those lows again"
Yeah, ok buddy

>> No.18955296

>>18955252
We will know soon enough then.

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>>18955271
Based, I was just remembering brapposting yesterday

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>>18955271
No.
Anime is based. I wish trannies would stop using anime to ERP and would fucking hang themselves instead.

>> No.18955316

$MITT slowly making a comeback.

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>>18955231
50/50 stocks/cash is conservative right now
65/45 is neutral
depends on which stocks though I guess

We're going to have to see some straw that breaks the camels back some time in the next week, but any dip might be bought, there is still so much cash on the sidelines
it's a mess out there, don't go too heavy into one thing

>>18955261
Mugi is not for raping

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>>18955301
do not

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>>18955290
interesting chart

>>18955271
>>18955310
why not both?

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I am financially recovering bros

>> No.18955332
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18955332

FUCK IT
let's go short haha

>> No.18955335

>>18955290
That chart makes fleeing periods look bullish

>> No.18955355

>>18955288
>to see if there is a dump after lunch
There's always a dump after lunch.

>> No.18955358

>>18955329
those armpits are transcendent bro

>>18955332
not even a bad time to go a little short
I emphasize, a little
be careful out there it's wild

>> No.18955359

>>18955185
well for one silver requires more room to store than my gold, Then some rare coins that are not locked in 20/40 pcs stacks from canadian/austrian mints requires check ups cuz I dont know what it is with them but they start to get this white ish layer of whatever on them
>>18955184
weird but I remember getting a boner to Olivia and it wasnt in this situation for sure

>> No.18955367

>>18955280
Holy shit that chart. buy puts?

>> No.18955385
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>>18955355
hehehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehe

>> No.18955388

>>18955367
its fucking ridiculous isnt it?

>> No.18955394

>>18955359
she had some texts leak
might have been during the fappening
anyway she texts like a filthy slut
but you can tell that from looking at her already, she's a hot mutt

>> No.18955402
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18955402

who here /onlyreadspostswithimages/ here?

>> No.18955407
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18955407

remember bears
stocks only go UP

>> No.18955409

>>18955355
well the thing just pumped literally one second after I fucking shorted it

>> No.18955413

/tSuMuGi/

>> No.18955436

I just can't get over it. I'm still laughing at RECORD UNEMPLOYMENT - BEST WEEK FOR DOW and Trump's DEAD BODIES FOR MILES, OUR ENEMY IS DEATH, IT IS DEATH! to a green and pumping market.
Holy shit it makes no sense yet is hilarious.

>> No.18955440

>>18954628
IS this Lilypichu?

>> No.18955450
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18955450

Sold a minute later for $40 profit. My first option I've ever sold, should I have just held for max profit? I was scared of a late day sell off.

>> No.18955454

>>18955310
when are you gonna transition bro?

>> No.18955456

I need a fucking haircut, bros. Fuck Chyna.

>> No.18955457

>>18955025
Go get raped to death by a pack of rabid niggers

>> No.18955459

>>18955358
i am not a person who goes short x100 like some gamblers here
i am short x3

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>>18955407
until they don't

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18955478

>TVIX
whoever is shorting my shit up, congrats, nice move
really
amazing move you deserve it

>> No.18955483

>>18955280
How do you short something?

>> No.18955498

>>18955402
I only read posts without images.

>> No.18955504

>>18955483

first you get a real broker
then you get a margin account so you can borrow money
then you sell it without having any

>> No.18955506

>>18955394
idk seems like a bit different type of girl. You know, not the one in general whoring left and right. But the one to demand from you to be certain level of partner and then shes gonna do for you more than you ever wanted kind of girl.

>> No.18955516

>>18955478
>trading something you don't understand

>> No.18955519
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I don't trade options but Wayfair Anon pointed out this looks to good to be true. What am I looking for when buying

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>>18955229

>> No.18955526

>>18955504
I use Hargreaves and Lansdown, so I think it counts as a real broker.

>> No.18955529
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>when are you gonna transition bro?

>> No.18955535

>>18955516
Isn't that literally all of us?

>> No.18955540

>>18955516
Mike Tyson, CEO of TVIX, just raised quarterly outlooks

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>>18955516
I thought things with china would get worse and induce more fear

>> No.18955555
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>>18955450
proud of you, keep it up

>> No.18955556

>>18955524
faggot

>> No.18955559

I will go all in whatever ticker is mentioned in >>18955555

>> No.18955563

>>18955456
Me too, I'm starting to get that Beatles / young Bieber look and I don't like it. Salons and barber shops are opening up today here in TX. I think I'll go by my barber on Tuesday and see if they're open.

>> No.18955567

>>18955526

yes
get a margin account so you can short sell

>> No.18955570

>>18955025
I like these posts, they're comfy

>> No.18955573
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>>18955544
it coulda been worse

>> No.18955581

>>18955563
I live in DC, so I'm still fucked. We still haven't peaked yet.

>> No.18955590

>>18955555
This is the most wasted set of quints that ever existed on an image board. par for the course on /smg/
>checked

>> No.18955593

>>18955516
unless you have true inside information on the market you are gambling, just like everyone else.

>> No.18955597

>>18954505
My Gluu and vtiq are hot

>> No.18955599

>>18955555
CHECKED

>> No.18955601

>>18955559
guess you buyin' aal bruh

>> No.18955603

>>18954505
It just keeps going up. HOW!? WE WERE SUPPOSED TO CRASH AND YET WE SEE A WHOLE WEEK OF GR3EEEEEEN!!!

>> No.18955619

>>18955581
Buy a can of shaving cream and a razor, you wuss.

>> No.18955622

if i were to buy gold where would i store it??

>> No.18955623

>>18955456
come onnover
watchu need senpai
the JUST
or the JUST4US /smg/ special
famalam

>> No.18955631

Who else about to smoke a bowl here?

>> No.18955633

>>18955622
out of all the threads on /biz/
you chose the one about stocks to ask this question?

>> No.18955639

>>18955280
Holy shit. What's going on here?

https://www.resellerratings.com/store/Wayfair

>> No.18955643
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>I NEED A HAIRCUT BROS

>> No.18955645

>>18955529
did you decide on a name?

>> No.18955646

>>18955450
Got burned too many times for holding to long now i prefer smaller 20-50% constant profit and been working well

>> No.18955651

>>18955581
Ugh, fuck DC. I was there for 3 months last year for work. Godawful traffic, everything's expensive, and the Korean barber that I went to in the Fair Oaks Mall gave me the worst haircut I've had in years.

>> No.18955653

>>18955631
kys degenerate
/smg/ is a cocaine on thread

>> No.18955656
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18955656

IT'S DRILLING GUYS

>> No.18955659

>>18955622
Golden nails in your bones is the safest option.

>> No.18955663

>>18955631
this is a stim board fuck off

>> No.18955674

>>18955567
I don't think it offers one. Can you recommend me a good broker for the UK?

>> No.18955675

>>18955651
Its not like haircut wud make ur ugly face better

>> No.18955677

>>18955483
buy puts or sell calls. literal short selling is a bit riskier

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18955678

>did you decide on a name?

>> No.18955679

>>18955639

its the amazon of furniture stores
it has never EVER had a profitable quarter

>> No.18955681

>>18955653
based

>> No.18955702

I wish I didn't listen to the retard on this board who told me not to buy more shares of DFS in mid April

>> No.18955703

>>18955674

first of all I recommend talking to their support first and asking them for help

secondly I use Interactive Brokers to trade. I believe they operate in the UK

>> No.18955709
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18955709

Am I doin' it right, bros?

>> No.18955711
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18955711

Golden Chads

>> No.18955715

>>18955679
>its the amazon of furniture stores
I could see it.
>it has never EVER had a profitable quarter
You mean the Uber of furniture stores

>> No.18955726

>>18955675
>>18955675
Rude!

>> No.18955727

>>18955544
they will
not much good comes out of the country, and a lot of sinister things...

>>18955603
liquidity
pensions
states reopening
vaccine rumors/hope

those are the top 4, no particular order

>> No.18955729
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>>18955715
lmao

>> No.18955731

What would a brokerage firm with only /smg/tards be like? Would it be elite?

>> No.18955733

>>18955709
top kek, real chart?

>> No.18955738

Is betting against everything /biz/ says a solid investment strategy?

>> No.18955740

>>18955631
This is a BBC lovers thread. You'll fit right in

>> No.18955743

>>18955733
Yeah :3 I just noticed the graph and threw the Chad stuff on it

>> No.18955751

>>18955593
Or, you know, just read corporate 10-k's, understand how to read financial statements and performance metrics, and strategically manage your portfolio and risk.

>> No.18955753

>>18955738
no
(which means yes)

>> No.18955760

>>18955731
It could be alright if it banned shilling of pennystocks, especially biopennys and techpennys

>> No.18955761

I fucking hope there isn't an EOD drop.

>> No.18955772

>>18955743
incredibly based, truly touched by the chad gods

>> No.18955790
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18955790

>>18955679
>>18955715

The revenue growth is fantastic. But they don't seem to be able to reduce operating expenses.

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18955792

I guess I really did miss the bottom. I can't believe I fell for the "dow-to-15K" meme.

>> No.18955802

>>18955790
many such cases

>> No.18955823

Go All In on MARK

I've been shilling it since .64

>> No.18955825

>>18955761
I'm betting on it and otherwise I'm screwed, finished. An awful lot of investors seem to bail out before closing in the past few days, if they don't want to baghold overnight why the fuck would they over the weekend?

>> No.18955827

Im on 15 green trades streak, this is probably my all time record

>> No.18955833

>>18955792
Doge looks stoned af, desu.

>> No.18955837

well the crash time is over
have fun bullbros...
i will go back to sleep now

>> No.18955844

>>18955751
hardly matters

>> No.18955845

>>18954718
Divvie bro, any opinions on USAC? Is there a catch to their high div yield?

>> No.18955849
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18955849

>>18955837

>> No.18955851
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18955851

Thoughts on the bond market, broadly?

>> No.18955868

>>18955851
bruh don't post vina sky you're gonna wake me up
i fucking LOVE vina sky and jasmine grey

>> No.18955874

>>18954659
Finance stocks are lagging, meaning any opportunity missed in other sectors is still there for banks and other lendors. Think JPM, COF, things like that. I have a really good feeling about COF, actually. But these may take a while to pay off, even if the gains will be large.

Honestly though, if you get into SPXL or SSO, you'll be set once the market reaches pre-covid levels.

>> No.18955875

>>18955851
I want to fucking BREAK her

>> No.18955880
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>>18955827
you are like baby, watch this

>> No.18955887

>>18955211
do a home improvement project. paint a room, fix a faucet, clean air vents, even just some yard work. you pay yourself in equity.

>> No.18955888
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18955888

>>18955790

>> No.18955913

>>18955874
Financials will continue pay dividends to boot

>> No.18955918
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18955918

This volume is horrible.

>>18954628
>ear
That's my fetish. I cannot get enough of ears.

>> No.18955922

>>18955880
nice, Im quite satisfied with my avg 7:1 W:L ratio

>> No.18955923

>>18955709
You buying calls?

>> No.18955927

>>18955544
Things are worse, were just pretending its not. We in America are having food issues, imagine whats happening in China. They are probably already starving.

>> No.18955929
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18955929

grill my portfolio

>> No.18955933

>>18955874
Not everything which is lagging is going to catch up in the end

>> No.18955938
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18955938

>>18955868
>>18955875
Take another! :) Now, hand over your thoughts about the bond market!

>> No.18955939

>>18955888
There are people who actually take Stocktwits seriously. (and some of them are in these threads)

>> No.18955946

>>18954564
Bvlls are too cocky

>> No.18955956

>>18955929
Did you sell your mitt?

>> No.18955957

>>18955929
not as bad as mine

>> No.18955960

>>18955888
kek

>> No.18955962

>>18955939

stocktwits is for funposting only

the real discussion happens here on /smg/

>> No.18955969
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18955969

>>18955923
Trading leveraged ETFs SOXL, TECL, SPXL, FNGU, and TQQQ and selling puts mostly. It depends on the day/week how much I'm in or out since I just try to catch the trends

>> No.18955984
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18955984

Wayfair is terribly mismanaged at all levels. They will never be profitable

>> No.18955987

>>18955025
haha, yes

>> No.18955995

>>18955888
lolwut

>> No.18955997

>>18955962
>the real discussion happens here on /smg/
ultimate blackpill

>> No.18956018
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>>18955984

LETS. GO.

>> No.18956037

>>18956018
I wanted to buy nicely crafted katana, this sword has such a style
but man weebs destroyed it completely

>> No.18956044

>>18955997
also only seems to happen from 10pm to 2am ET.

>> No.18956051
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18956051

>>18955845
>USAC
The only catch is that the yield is going to drop to a normal level before too long as the price appreciates. Wait for pullbacks and then buy.

>> No.18956053
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18956053

>when you buy both a profitable and an unprofitable junior gold miner so they can act as a hedge against each other

>> No.18956060

Has anyone ever gotten a margin call from TD ameritrade?

>> No.18956069

>>18956060
Check your phone

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>>18956069

>> No.18956093

>>18955956
never had any, that company is fucked

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18956098

why would i use one analysis over the other?
>technical
>fundamental
>quantitative

>> No.18956100

>>18954674
Why would i kill myself. Buy puts every pump, meanwhile day trade to get more gains and buy more puts. Comfy life.

>> No.18956110

>>18956051
Any idea of a timeframe or are you looking at a certain price to enter?

>> No.18956112

The stupid CNBC stream is down :(

>> No.18956117
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>>18956060
not yet

>> No.18956119
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18956119

Something for you aspiring traders to think about

>> No.18956122

>>18956093
REIT, whatever the fuck

>> No.18956124

>>18956098
Pick with fundamentals, time with technicals.

>> No.18956133

>>18956110
I entered at $7.40

>> No.18956142

>>18956098
FA checked out in March.
TA is memes but your only plays if not in cash.
QA is more memes

>> No.18956145

>>18956098
depends on your timeframe

if youre daytrading you look at technicals of the chart
if youre swing trading you look at the others

if youre investing long term you just go with your gut and your opinion of the world

>> No.18956152

>>18956093
I thought I say somone with a portfolio very similar to your last night that had MITT in their, hmm

>> No.18956162
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18956162

I remember when I had a 6 digit account. I lost almost half but then came all the way back. I as feeling good. Then the crash and rally happened, and now I lost almost everything.

>> No.18956172

>>18956112
https://livenewschat.eu/stocks/

>> No.18956174

>>18956112
imagine being a CNBCuck
take the bloombergchad pill anon

>> No.18956175

>>18956060
Yep. Better pay that shit, or they will liquidate the thing in your portfolio you absolutely least want liquidated to pay your margin.

>> No.18956197

>>18956152
saw it as well, I think he had more REITS and less tanker shitcoins

>> No.18956209

>>18956162
How could you possibly do that? You could buy almost anything and make money off of it. You must be a special grade of absolute retard to accomplish this.

>> No.18956228
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18956228

>want to short Wayfair
>broker is literally out of shares to short
I'm paying commissions for this bullshit.

>> No.18956231
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18956231

OH NO NO NO NO NO
BULLBROS
>OH NO NO NO NO NO
>BULLBROS
OH NO NO NO NO NO
BULLBROS
>OH NO NO NO NO NO
>BULLBROS
OH NO NO NO NO NO
BULLBROS
>OH NO NO NO NO NO
>BULLBROS
OH NO NO NO NO NO
BULLBROS
>OH NO NO NO NO NO
>BULLBROS
OH NO NO NO NO NO
BULLBROS
>OH NO NO NO NO NO
>BULLBROS
OH NO NO NO NO NO
BULLBROS
>OH NO NO NO NO NO
>BULLBROS
OH NO NO NO NO NO
BULLBROS
>OH NO NO NO NO NO
>BULLBROS

>> No.18956247
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>>18955888
>no dividend

>> No.18956257

>>18955555

Ty. Checked.

>> No.18956273

>>18956231
If anyone is making money it's crabbies selling options.

>> No.18956274

>>18955845
the catch is that its not a dividend and therefore there is different tax treatment. the company is a MLP - not a corporation.

>> No.18956277

why are futures below right now

>> No.18956281

>>18955555
For some reason, I drink coffee at any time, but if I drink tea after noon, my heart is pounding all ngiht

>> No.18956282

>>18956175
How much were you in the margin and for how long?

>> No.18956286

>>18956162
You only lose if you sell instead of hold, or it goes bankrupt.

>> No.18956287
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>>18956228
There's always naked short selling :^)

>> No.18956298

>>18956277
>it's coming

>> No.18956299

>>18956209
Poor people like you are so stupid.

>> No.18956305

TSN is back boys

>> No.18956310

>>18956098
technical vs fundamental in finance is like quantum vs classical mechanics in physics. while they seem to be contradictory they each have their uses.
fundamental is useful for long term investors where the idea is that the stock price will reflect the company's actual value in the long term. technical is more for day and swing traders for short term trading. its more probability based, and the idea is that short term prices are based on market sentiment rather than actual value and can be predicted based on trends and market momentum

>> No.18956314

>>18956286
OR he bet on options

>> No.18956318

>>18956274
>different tax treatment
Preferential if anything, it's tax deferred

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18956325

>>18956231
oh no no no no
BEARBROS
>oh no no no no
>BEARBROS
oh no no no no
BEARBROS
>oh no no no no
>BEARBROS
oh no no no no
BEARBROS
>oh no no no no
>BEARBROS
oh no no no no
BEARBROS
>oh no no no no
>BEARBROS
oh no no no no
BEARBROS
>oh no no no no
>BEARBROS

>> No.18956327

why are futures dumping but indices aren't??? they have been far above for the last few weeks
wtf is happening

>> No.18956333

>>18956293
>>18956293
>>18956293
new

>> No.18956339
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>>18956327
All gains are made pre and after market.

Open market hours is just a big sell off of big boys unloading their bags.

>> No.18956338

Well... After losing 1/3 of my profits I'm back up about $50... Yay

>> No.18956342

>strong run up in AM
>flat for a bit
>slow but steady grind lower into the close
Just like yesterday, this shit is becoming so predictable. That said, if it breaks up and holds a small rally we might go to a new high.

>> No.18956344

>>18956327
you better get out son
think smart money is gonna hold through the weekend?

>> No.18956348

>>18956318
i agree, its a great investment imo but only if youre american.

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>>18956299
Seems like you're the poor one retard.

>> No.18956409

>>18955984
It's such garbage product too. All those fake company names all made in the same factory.

>> No.18956430

>>18956339
I hope the orange nigger isn't going to release some bullshit "goodnews" right before close Ill be salty as fuck.

>> No.18956432
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>biz euphorically bullish, dabbing on bulls
>must be time to short, market instantly starts dumping

every time, always do the opposite of /biz/

>> No.18956446

>>18956318
>>18956274
Is there a quick way to see if it is or is not a dividend? Any key words I should be looking out for?

>> No.18956462

>>18956446
It's called a "distribution"

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>>18956432
You can't stop the American Tailwind™, bobo. You're going to get a big green candle up your ass you try to do that. Fed printing money, everything is priced in, we're good to go.

>> No.18956516
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>he bought?

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>>18956124
>>18956145
>>18956142
>>18956310
thx lads. new, but FA sounds quite concrete and more my style.
is forex fundamental analysis andy krieger or soros mode? or is that another form of analysis?

>> No.18956552

>>18956520
You don't use just 1, that's how you will lose money.

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>>18956432
it is time.

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>>18956511
how's this for a wick faggot?

>> No.18956662

WTF HAPPENED BULLBROS I WAS IN A MEETING WTF

>> No.18956672

>>18956446
essentially if the company is a corporation they will pay a dividend. you can tell its a corp if the company name has an inc. or co. or something like. REITs and MLPs pay distributions. most of these companies have "investor" pages on their websites which will tell you everything you need to know especially tax treatment which is more important than you think because the taxman will come for you.

>> No.18956708

>>18956432
isn't the opposite true as well?

>> No.18956728

>>18956672
Appreciate the insight, learning new things every day

>> No.18956734

>>18956314
DESU, if you do that without covering, it's capital darwinism.

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>>18956575
i like this one