/biz/ - Business & Finance

Bullish

My REITs are FUCKED.

>Same GDP by early '22
Wow

FUCKING CRASH, ASSHOLE

Why does this happen to me, my TSLA puts were a sure thing.

>>18950418
Holy shit sauce me up

I need slightly aged red haired Kate Moore all on top of my penis
(for real)

Fuck you quackfag

>>18950446
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2968764
>>18950436
This.

is NAT going to make a comeback within the next week or should i cut my losses i dont want to wait around for this shit for months or years

isnt actual unemployment like 25+%? what is this 14% coming from? jobs lost in just april, or what? we're at 33 million unemployed

>>18950436
>a-any second now it will crash

>Markets react to devastating US jobs data by going to the moon

>>18950446
>>18950465
Pure autism

>>18950476
We don't know the actual unemployment number other than it's higher than the official numbers, this is normal.

This market is so glorious. Knew we were gonna POOMP today no matter what the numbers. Donnie and JPow dream team got my back homies

my main man RICK SANTELLI with the heat
aka mr bonds aka 'understands interest rates' aka market Santelli

>>18950443
>he bets against no p/e stocks

>>18950473
It’s done along with the other tankers, the peak is gone along with contango hype. You might get more dead cat bounces on the way down but it’s unlikely to recover.

>>18950492
SHOW THE MONTH

>The Labor Department said Friday that the economy shed more than 20.5 million jobs in April, sending the unemployment rate to 14.7 percent — devastation unseen since the Great Depression.
>Dow Jones +1.2%

>>18950485
More unemployed = more people getting that fat $600/wk Trumpbux. Free money.

>>18950504
:)

>>18950492
What's your too holdings, anon?

>>18950476
First time having an unemployment crisis my american friend ?

Here a protip : The gov masks the number as much as possible by using very specific criteria.
Everything is done not to cause panic.

>>18950490
but yesterday we added 3 million more unemployed to a total off 33M? what am i missing here

>>18950517
Theta gang. Been selling puts on SOXL and TQQQ lately. Long some leveraged ETFs too

tfw when I sold this morning because I knew "something" was gonna happen

>>18950476
They've fucked with the metrics of unemployed so much their numbers are meaningless.

>>18950514
ok, now post 3M

I just learned about the plunge protection team. It is real. Actually real.

In other words, yes futures are being manipulated

>Unemployment rate is actually 5% higher
FUCKING CRASH

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>>18950545

Well yeah have you had a government official ask you If you were currently employed? Me either. Who the fuck knows how many people aren’t working they pull the number out of their ass.

>>18950546
Had it not been for covid I'd probably be up 50% by now. Sadly only 11%. Still beating the shit out of the market though

The interesting thing about unemployement is once the PPP loans expire and the companies get their loan forgiven, they'll layoff more people. Some of those people they couldn't afford without the loans anyways, and if the total economy slows then they'll have less need for those people

>>18950429
How so?

RTX is actually having some slight positive action pre-market. I'll probably ride it out till noon and see where we're going. Did great swinging last week until Friday and had a bad week this week. Trying to end it on a positive note!

READ THE FINE PRINT

>>18950558

I refuse to believe you’re getting your shit rocked every day faggot

Guys, I have the perfect clown market play. JCP Jun $1c
It’s the pure embodiment of everything that’s been going on here lately

Am I a retard for buying as many cheapies as I can, literally putting all my income into stocks while maxing out my credit card, in hopes that they rebound in the future? I think the potential of my portfolio mooning is greater than the possible interest incurred on my credit card payments that will take me months to pay back anyway. I'm partially unemployed, yet all my income and neetbux goes to stocks now.

>>18950510
all of those jobs are coming back within a couple months
market forward looking

>female unemployment, hispanic unemployment, rate and un-educated unemployment went up more than average

THIS
IS BULLISH

>>18950589
Yeah, very retarded

Needless Markup filed bankruptcy. Good, fuck em

>>18950436
Just two more weeks bro

>>18950510
>But we need more H1Bs!!!

>>18950510
How have people not figured out that the market, and the economy, aren't synchronized right now? The market in March, at it's lowest point, represents the economy at mid may. The market right now, is representing the economy as if it were mid July, aka, into a slow recovery where the worst is over.

I'm buying calls since my puts are going to lose another 30%+ at open, fuck this market.

>>18950589

Yeah somewhat retarded but smarter than people who max their credit out on tvs and onlyfans and cars. Least there’s a chance of some upside

>>18950595
This but unironically. Companies are trimming their excess staff and least productive people.

>>18950589
credit card rates is 25% per year you retard

>>18950606
Plunge protection team

>>18950589
yikes

>>18950510
>>Dow Jones +1.2%
BASED BASED BASED !!!!!

>>18950614
It's a new credit card, with 0% APR for the first 15 months or something.

>>18950589
What is the interest rate of your credit card?

The problem is recovery of those stocks, which probably aren't even at the bottom, make take years. I mean in 2008 it took like 5 years to break even on average. I doubt you'd outperform what the interest rate on your card would be.

>>18950606
The market seems to pump overnight. I'm going to stop thinking and just buy calls at the close and sell them on the open.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>18950614
>all credit cards have the same interest rate

>>18950631
yeah. gap up, crab, repeat

JOBLESS CLAIMS AT ALL TIME HIGH

GO LONG

>>18950561
what are the dips?

>>18950636
Wasn't he just on Rogan saying things were back running in China and that the virus was a nothingburger?

>>18950631

Welcome to TA

Do we still shill RTX or nah? What's so good about the company anyways. Raytheon is cool but UTC sucks dick to be honest.

>>18950436

>>18950628
It's a new credit card that I got about 5 months ago. It's sign on benefit was 0% APR for the first 15 months or something.

KOS Chads are we going to make it

>>18950637
Its an average for a reason

Enjoy your green day but by the end of next week we'll sink so deep down they'll call dow jones davy jones

>>18950636
too late
it's already priced in

>>18950636
very bullish

>>18950656

That’s what you queers said last week about this week.

Everyone said NIO was a bad investment and now it’s on its way to 4$ baka

>>18950651
Well stocks are overall pretty expensive now, so you aren't buying at lows you are buying high, and recovery could very likely take years if history repeats itself.

>>18950652
you misspelled KOchads

>get paid about 1800 weekly every Friday
>need 1200 to pay off car and be able to drop insurance to liability giving me more cashflow
>immediately put all of it in stocks instead
Not sure if retarded or....

imagine being a perma bear, pathetic, must be so depressing
couldn't be me

>>18950646
Overall market dipping. With the way things are right now everything correlates so no matter what I go into it's gonna dip. The trick is to make good trades so not dip as far when the Dow goes down and come back up higher when it goes back up so that's what I focus on.

>>18950656
Nah, good news will continue over the next month or so as things open. Ride the momentum baby. Then wait for the big fall when people realize covid wasn't the real problem in the economy.

ITS HAPPENING

>>18950649
RTX sucks and will be dragged down for even longer than airlines by their 50% in commercial aerospace.

>>18950677
>Not sure if retarded or....
At least you're not gambling with options.

Kate was getting bearish there and CNBC just cut her off lmao

>>18950693
What is this thing even, never searched what it tracks.

Guys I have this weedstock on the TSX called aleafia and I'm holding the warrants (alef.wt) and I'm up 400% in the past 2 weeks and counting. Beautiful..

>>18950713
OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHA

>>18950713
How strong the dollar is compared to other currencies.

>>18950673
Yeah, that's true, and I am totally aware of that. But this is still a once in a lifetime opportunity. When will I ever get unemployment monies to squander on the stock market again without really having to worry about paying bills? Before the Chinese virus pandemic I was priced out of the markets, but now I can actually afford to buy in. The next opportunity for something like this won't come for another ten years or so. I'm going long on my entire portfolio while collecting divvys anyway.

>>18950689
If good news is expected soon then why arent we mooning? The market is ahead of the pace already imo

Is there a free CNBC stream anybody? Help a brother out

>>18950702
>gambling on options
That’s reserved for chad niggas ONLY

>>18950510
The printer is fed by human sacrifice

>>18950693
>>18950713
>>18950723
>>18950729

I'm about to short Disney at noon.

>>18950734
https://livenewschat.eu/stocks/

>>18950734
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>>18950418
>The “real” unemployment rate, which includes workers not looking for jobs and the underemployed, surged to 22.8%.

This timeline is so retarded. Stock market green...what else.

Unemployment could be 35% or higher
>Markets would still be green

>>18950574
the US and europe always modify official stats for unemployment, with dubious accounting or shady categories. even for other stats.

>>18950746
>>18950749
Fuck yeah thanks bros

I am thinking buying yacht

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! SVRGE! BEARCVCKS GETTING CVCKOLDED BY BIG BVLL DICK STRETCHING OVT BEARCVCKS ANVS BVLL BVVVVVVVVVVVVLL!

>>18950731
Well you can save that money in a high interest savings account until there are some buys. Buying high is retarded unless you are just momentum trading like a lot of us are now. But we're holding things for small sprints knowing that shit will eventually hit the fan.

>>18950732
The market is doing fantastic right now, what do you mean? Okay it is mostly that FAANG are making up such large portions of the index but we are mooning. Now it isn't a healthy moon and is likely going to crumble, but, in the meantime make some money but have a lot of safety nets put in place.

>>18950768
Buy a Cigarette boat for a tender.

>>18950743
Don’t do it! The mouse cannot be stopped, take my word for it. This happened the last time I tried

Thoughts on $ECC?

>>18950754
>>18950755
We have been trying to get rid of an old lady and a negro at work for ages, this has been the perfect excuse where they can't sue us for discrimination. We are "reorganizing". My boss said he'll never hire a negro again.

>>18950780
Only buy it if you're running a production server that needs to perform long and critical computations, otherwise it's a waste of money. Gamma rays are not that common.

>No Cramer
I'm out
Smashing the sell button right now

>>18950790
Economy doesn't work with 15-25% unemployment. Nobody can afford goods and services...except you are taking infinite stimulus packages into account.

>>18950800
What are you talking about, retard? $ECC is a credit company.

I buy stocks if I consider them a long term hold. I never deal with stocks I dont see owning in three years and dont mind some small swings.
But I cant buy aynthing. I was bulling till now but we reached a point where even I can no longer invest money. I see none of these stocks being worth their money.
It feels like a crypto pyramid scheme and it could collapse at any point. A single catalyst and we go down 10%.

>>18950743
>Another victim of the rat

>>18950768
i'm bearish on yachts

> buy puts every pump

>>18950743
>Messing with the Mouse
Your funeral

Jobs lost only count to mid-april
Remember the last 2 weeks have another 6 million?

>>18950743
Hope you're right, wanting to start a position in Disney below 100.

>>18950846
>6 Gorrilion

>>18950846
Every knows the statistics are rigged. Throw in a few over estimates by random experts and everything is good news.

Doesn't matter if we have post WW2 unemployment right now or not.

>>18950832
>It feels like a crypto pyramid scheme and it could collapse at any point. A single catalyst and we go down 10%.
except they all go back up within a month, unlike crypto

>>18950778
you had opportunities to get out lol

>>18950693
It's been dancing around 101-98 for months it's nothing.

>>18950822
The economy needs to correct. A lot of those people that are getting laid off were just fat anyways. Every business has it now because we are lax on spending when business is good. A lot of the people in tourism and such will go back to work slowly, and the poorfags that got laid off don't invest and aren't big spenders anyways.

>>18950834
Why? Social implications?

Why does CNBC get all the CEO interviews when Bloomberg is so much better?

imagine is 30% of the world dies today. Tha'ts FULL EMPLOYMENT RIGHT NOW

>>18950835
Is it THAT easy?

why is this happening

>>18950429
>investing in REITs during corona
How retarded do you even have to BE? REITs are a next-year or longer play. They're being kept alive by gibs for now. Wait until the aftermath tells us how many businesses and people can't afford rent anymore and then get into REITs.

>>18950832
I've moved to cash and I think we'll see some stocks on sale here over the next month to a year. Just keep building your buy list and come up with prices you'd like to pay for great companies when they are on sale.

>>18950429
Mitt released a memo saying they had a book value of about 1.7 now

>>18950889
I agree the bloomberg bitches a generally much hotter

market is mooning because the job losses were 14.4% while estimates were 16%. less than estimates = moon mission confirmed

>>18950777
Spy is at the same spot it was 2 weeks ago. How is that mooning? We were mooning in april but its slowed dow

Spirit Airlines is 10.25...just a heads up. It will moon back up like the cruise lines . Spirit deals with degenerates like the cruise lines.

>>18950907

this image has never been more relevant

I think I might dump around 10am. Going all cash for a little while.

fellas

im tellin yas

it is time to buy X (US Steel)

>>18950876
Today will be the opposite for me. Give and take, buddy. Ebb and flow.

>>18950755
It's not really green though. The YTD S&P map still shows that masses of wealth have accumulated at the feet of too-big-to-fail businesses like AMZN and MSFT. The rest of the market is still sitting somewhere, on average, near the bottom.

Nobody wants to make any moves because there's so much shit going on. It's honestly smarter to be frozen right now than to play this, even overnight swings are dangerous, especially when so much of the movement is occuring through the AH and Pre-market movement. I don't have future-guy's chart, but it does a good job of showing this shit.

There's just a lot of cascades and people want to watch the first big domino come collapsing down, I reckon. Like auto loans, or REITs being crippled with rent moratoriums. Substantial resurgence is a possibility, and regardless of the severity of the disease, will still cause effects. Trade wars on multiple fronts, as well. Oil isn't done with, and neither is CN. It's an election year as well. But there's a lot of disruptive shit that's happened, too. If WFH becomes more prolific, and that suppresses oil demand, for example. Or social distancing becomes habitual, restaurants/clubs will suffer.

>>18950913
Dude I'm selling fucking CARNIVAL at a 10% profit this morning. Absolute SHIT is mooning. Ride the momentum as it comes and be ready for the fall. All your super expensive stocks get the fuck out of those, you'll be able to buy them cheaper.

>>18950927

People who cruise are typically pretty wholesome and mundane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h3lByx59ns

>>18950896
What are some safe plays? I'm all in on REITs, credit companies, and energy (oil and natural gas).

>>18950938
Look at NUE also.

>Ctrl F
>SONM
>0 results

NGMI

>>18950927
They will go bankrupt before any of the other airlines

>>18950945
>The rest of the market is still sitting somewhere, on average, near the bottom.
This.

>>18950927
Spirit is for poor white degenerates and dark skins. Cruises are for upper class degenerates. Different market groups.

>>18950930
nuh-uh the graphics were never this bad on NV

>>18950960

NUE is like X except without the billions of dollars of debt

but also without the ABSOLUTE CHEAPIES

>>18950948
They are fat low-it trash fighting over the last chocolate strawberry.

>>18950907
We could have 18% and we would be mooning. Nobody cares anymore.
>>18950898
Im all cash right now too.

>>18950945
Nice post

>>18950973

You’re on 4chan at 8am.

>>18950963
If its below a single (1) dollar I swear to god I will beat you

>>18950970
it's 10 years old anon

it's time to wake up

>>18950436
Am realistic about stocks and a crash is more realistic over it going back to all time highs. Realized I am far to invested in stocks as 75% of my financial wirth is in them. Gotta reduce that number before reality sets in and the house of cards comes falling down.

ngl, this high volitilty crab market is difficult to trade

15 minutes until takeoff.

BULLS ARE KILL LMAO

>>18950987
>>18950973
OH FUCK


OH FUCK THAT'S BASED


FROM THE HIGH ROPE OH SHIT

>>18950977
>Im all cash right now too.
I opened up a high yield savings account to store it in for the time being. Check those out if you haven't already. I mean it's like 1.55% but it's better than it sitting in your broker account or checking.

>>18950987
Yeah and getting paid.

>>18950971
I watch NUE a lot but rarely buy in because I don't understand the business.

Should I buy delta at market opening today, since it's looking like it's going up any day now?

>>18950619
If you have 0% interest and a decent cash back rate, you can walk this fine line and possibly come out pretty good with this strategy. People who hate credit cards simply have no discipline, but not everyone can’t manage them. This is especially aggressive but I’m optimistic you can pull it off, just make sure you either have the cash to pay the full balance at the end of the promo period or can at least liquidate some equities to cover it when the time comes. Biggest risk is the market collapses further but all indications are that we saw the bottom in March. Got to do what you go to do when we have a once in a generation chance to buy at these levels before the switch gets flipped back on.

Do we actually have people here who buy stocks right now because they think the company is doing well, or do we all trust in the market manipulation?

>>18950944
Cool ccl will be a penny stock in a couple months

>>18950945
Bullish desu

>>18951007
Seems like you could throw a dart over the past few weeks and make money.

>>18951007
that fucking nigger

>>18951026
unironically both

>average workweek
>33.7 hours
WTF

>>18950476
I dont believe the number they provide as they use stipulations to avoid giving the truth. We're probably between 25% to 33%.

t. Cant get a job and less job postings are appearing

>>18950896
What if the REIT focuses on warehouse or datacenter space?

>>18951023
I think you'll be able to get cheap airline stocks for a while and that there is no rush.

>>18951037
I agree that there is a good possibility. Don't know, so just going to take my gains riding the momentum of other speculators. I'll let the greedy ones hold my bags.

fox business should just stick to reporting business news like cnbc and bloomberg

>>18951023
Is DAL still giving out divvies? If so does anyone know when they'll be sent out

>>18951026
It’s just newfags and r*dditors who have been investing <1yr and have gotten lucky honestly. And then you have Chads like me who know it’s going to shit the bed but just trade the trend that presents itself.

>>18951007
>a hall full of teens and only one black kid notices that they're throwing worked punches and takes the piss
Christ the future of combat sports is fucked.

>>18951047
What is your profession/training?

/MRO/ CHADS REPORT FOR DUTY!

>>18951052
Which one, fren?

>>18951053
Why not invest in it now tho?

>>18951046
Of people who are working

It's over

>>18951007
Ngl the dancing is funny

>>18951021
>I watch NUE a lot but rarely buy in because I don't understand the business.

what is there to understand exactly

they take a big plate of steel and smush it into a roof deck shape and then sell it to the construction industry

>>18951026
Both. Companies I have shares in have all done well even with Corona.

Anyone got opinions on AIG, WFC, and AFG?
All looking ok if looking to start buying in.

>>18950945
>so much of the movement is occurring through the AH and pre-market movement
pic related

>>18951055
For me, it's The Economist for lefty slant and Christian Science Monitor for righty slant. Haven't found anything in the middle.

>>18950560
>>18950545
>>18950476
>>>18950490 >>18950527 >>18950545 >>18951047
Long-term unemployment is when workers are jobless for 27 weeks or more. ... That means the number of long-term unemployed is probably under-counted. Most people become discouraged and drop out of the labor force after six months. They are not included in the labor force participation rate.

>>18950418
You guys aren't planning on dumping your stocks JUST as the economy is opening back up, right?

JUST as places are starting to re-hire unemployed people?

>>18950956
It's not the right timing for energy now, both nat gas (big businesses still closed so most demand is not there, plus it's summer soon) and oil (obvious reasons). I would sell both right now and get back into oil after the 19th (because contango).
Credit companies are a relatively safe play, keep the positions. Other than that, there aren't many particularly safe options because the classically safe (tech mostly) is currently far overpriced and WILL, 100% of the time, correct downward. However there are some holdouts like KO. Lurk and check what people mention in these threads for more of these and remember to do your didlies.
I would recommend tankers as well but inform yourself and decide on your own if you think that's a good idea. Tankers are a medium-term play. Now is the time to buy (before the 19th), and they will be good for the rest of the year, should rocket off, AND give massive dividends. However, by Q4, you must sell them. They are not a long-term investment.

>>18951052
It’s probs still fucked. Commercial rent period is massively overpriced and REITs are typically highly leveraged and a risky investment in times like these.

>>18951087
>Long-term unemployment is when workers are jobless for 27 weeks or more. ..

>>18951010
Nothing I’ve read today indicates anything bearish in our current clown market.

>>18950945
>REIT's being crippled with rent moratoriums

this is a meme, the only sector experiencing real distress is retail-anchored strip centres and traditional malls. Apartments are collecting 90-95%+ in April and saying May collections have been better on their calls. Office guys collecting 95%+, Industrial guys collecting a similar amount. Just stay away from the fundamentally broken sectors and you're fine

The worst of the oil move already happened with May going negative and the next-day selloff of June down to like 7 bucks. That was the capitulation. Even if we settle at a new lower normal the worst is behind us. Everyone is too fucking pessimistic.

>>18951091
7 but it is a tough call.

I'm moving a lot of my stocks to cash and then doing some short term trading to ride the momentum with less risk.

>>18951077
293 double top rejection and massive dump today screencap this post #cashgang

Holy fuck how did i miss this pump

>>18951021
Im Euro and my broker is in dollars. Chances are I make more money betting on Chinks buying dollars than some Euro shit.

Btw. I just talked to a bank clerk and he told me people open .0001% savings accounts because they are "safe". This is a real number. Germans are retarded.
>>18951060
I played the trend till now but now Im stuck. I wasnt around 2008. I have no idea what to do.

>these megadumps of United Airlines bonds
Jesus

>>18951052
Why would businesses (even those who can afford to) pay for rent when they don't have to?
However yes those are much better plays and I would not consider holding them right now to be particularly bad; though I think waiting another quarter might yield even greater margins.

>>18951087
An additional metric to use would be U6. There's also i think a Dark Unemployment as well. An even better sense of unemployment right now might just be the Labor force participation rate or total employment.

>>18951091

0 for me

>>18950993
It doesn't matter where we start.
What matters is where we end.

What market apps/programs does /smg/ use btw?

>>18951104
>he seriously doesn’t know
Anon...

>>18951091
Why they all have kneepads?

>>18951067
Probably not a bad idea since america and Canada will resume travel at the end of month and that news will make it pump. But these companies have publicly said they won't be seeing profits for years

>>18951091
my type of lottery, rolling

>>18951123
Shoo shoo bobo

>>18951147

>>18951147
Tastyworks
They have nice integrated tools and its good for options trading.

>>18951147
The Holy Bible app is the only one you need

>spce
well fuck me for buying a put
its always green every time why do i even bother

>>18951147

>>18951130
>Btw. I just talked to a bank clerk and he told me people open .0001% savings accounts because they are "safe". This is a real number. Germans are retarded.
topkek. The "old" banks used to use fear to sway people from using online banks in the US, but now that so many are doing it they aren't gaining any ground and even Goldman Sachs has an online bank now. HSBC does too.

>>18951159
I meant not long term but as a swing investment. It seems DAL will green today and in the following days

>>18951065
I got a free MRO on robinhood back in March. Been watching it go a little up and a little up one step at a time. Haven't bought any extra shares myself tho I've been focused on other stocks

>>18951147
I use plus500 because I like supporting Israel

for you poorfags you can watch Bloomberg for free with PlutoTV

(you're welcome)

>>18950762
This. The numbers are for themselves. The number they show us is to placate the masses on using their tax dollars for this or something.

>>18950418
i always thought girls don't mind condoms it's not like they get the same penalties from pleasure as men. but apparently it doesn't feel like the "real meat".

>>18951219
>Bloomberg
>Watching news
>Not just reading headlines and looking at charts
Ngmi

>>18951183
Germany also banned options trading. Starting next year I technically cant deduce losses from my options trade, starting at 10k or so. I live like 100 meters from the border anyways though so I will just hop over to Austria when it comes to that.

Our banking and investing system is based on giving old banks money so they dont go out of businesses and make private investments as hard and costly as possible. Thank god for Tastyworks and IBRK.
>>18951225
I never got the hate for condoms. Doesnt feel different at all.

>>18951130
>>18951183
>>18951021
wirecard buy?

Please no, my puterinos, please JPOW sir, dont do it.

>>18951234
>t. has beat all of the feeling out of his dick

jerome going above and beyond

I’m about to get fucked. But in a good way.

>bought a grip of boeing the other day @122
fuck yea anons I'm good at investing!

HERE IT COMES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18951104
If it crabs around today just go all in on spxl and tqqq leverage ... it will just go to all time highs I guess ..
Us market is no different than Venezuela

>>18950945
Exactly this. The majority of the movement nowadays is pre and after market. Nobody is touching it anymore.

>>18951225
>i always thought girls don't mind condoms
They hate them just as much as men do

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>18951225
so is she pregnant now? great...have fun telling your parents you impregnated that a nigger whore

>>18950443

If you own CCL, you probably should get rid of it

>>18951168
Awaken my master

>>18951245
I still feel pain and depression
Jokes on you
>>18951242
Yes. But German stocks are retarded, so No.
They may also have cooked their books.

>>18951231
kill yourself faggot your parents are ashamed of you

NOOOOOOOO MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP

>>18951116
First few months people have reserves to pay rent, if lockdown continues more and more savings dry up, however positive sounds all around the world to try and lessen the lockdown soon

>>18950418
>LUV hits some Lefty faggot on the runway
Later...
>LUV stock price FLIES to single-day record

>>18951246
If we employ everyone unemployed to man the printers the recession will be over by next week.

>>18951137
The Work From Home craze has been a great time for anyone who helps with that. I figure datacenter REITs and remote desktop providers would kill in this mess.
I was actually surprised firewall developers are doing bad since their VPN concentrators would be stressed by this.

>>18951258
Are there people who can trade pre and post without penalty?

>all that green

HOLY FUCK THAT AIRLINE DUMP

>>18951225
Women hate condoms and will actively pump their body with pills and other treatments just to avoid them

>>18951225
They hate condoms just like men do, they can't feel the hot dick through it which is a major dimension of pleasure (although the main dimension is the feeling of being opened, so to speak, i.e. the penis's grit, so long as the penis reaches far enough inside, i.e. that it's not a microdick).

>>18951275
CCL leadership are Trump cronies. Not going to happen

>>18951284
That little sell off is nothing .. shut up ..
This market has been on a steady up trend for 2 months

>>18951312
Trump betrays his cronies every week

2950 2day plox :3

>he fell for the sell in May and go away! meme
lmao

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>>18951234
When you're a real man or woman instead of a tranny, the difference is massive. You would know if you hadn't mutilated yourself. Dilate.

Last chance to get out. Sold my KOkies at 45.

>>18951275
Looks like a defensive play until things settle down, nothing bad about it.

Why i ROKU dumping

>>18951150
>he doesn't know

Urge to short: Rising.

>MVIS .60
>EMAN .50
hahahahaahahahahahah

Snss bro...?
What is happening?
I trusted you...

Holy fuck is it even possible for this market to be fucking bear? I swear the fucking moment i capitulate and sell my shorts the market will fucking dump and i will be fucking penniless fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

>>18951319
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Bears

RVP is on a moon mission bros
>>18951349
DON'T DO IT
THE MOUSE ALWAYS WINS

>>18951246
>4m useless jobs purged
>3700 useful jobs added
looks like a win to me, bullish AF

>>18950418
>the boat pic that I've been posting here is now in the OP
Feels good.

bears in shambles

>>18951362

Buy back in NET? pulled back from most of pump yesterday

>equities bigly green
>gold down
Dang, I guess no Peter Schiff podcast this weekend.

>>18950434
Definitely bullish

>>18951381
Thanks for the pic, senpai

>>18950443
I'm gonna tell you faggots 1 last time. DONT SHORT TSLA. I did when he said the prices were too high, i got in at 720, they were NOT too high. Elon was just dickwaving at Jerome who is buying his junk bonds. I should have known as I did see that anon post the that pic a few weeks back that TSLAs junk debt would be bought by the fed. IF THE FED IS BUYING THEIR DEBT DO NOT SHORT IT, ITS THAT SIMPLE!

>>18951091
fuck no buying everything in sight
also rolling

Come down a bit more S&P, come come

>>18951299
Robinhood. People rag on it here, but it's not that bad for fucking around with.

STOP DUMPING STOP DUMPING

>>18951365
Nigger i am all in on tvix..not cope. I fucking lost +6000$ since april for being an eternal bear dumb ass ... if this market doesnt crash today i am probably fucked ..
That little sell off isnt shit

SHIP is the next PnD
Got in yesterday at .135

>>18951397
It's just gonna be him crying deeply for two hours.

Im this close to saying fuck it and just buying stuff.

Another chilly morning. Feeling good about my natural gas stocks

weeeeeeeeeeeee

>>18951135
>airline bonds
where's the anon who bought into DAL saying it was a locked in 14% gain? He may be right just curious.

>>18951384
im gonna fucking kill myself, i'll write biz into my will and you can have my worthless bags

Well this is the last time I fuck with options on earnings

WHY IS YOUR SHIT GREEN WHILE MINE IS RED
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>>18951419
LMAO you're a fucking retard.

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>>18950533
That companies are still hiring

>>18951362
For you, from the past 21 days.
>Bearish Market Hour Divergences (Irrespective of Daily Net Gain/Loss): 6/21
>Days in which a Bearish Market Hours Divergence Resulted in Daily Net Loss: 3/6

We have had three straight bearish divergences in a row this week so far. If today holds the pattern of this open, it will be the fourth in a row. One of those bearish divergences between market hours and futures resulted in a complete erasure of the gains made in futures. On any given day that opens and ends of the past two weeks, the selling volume is about 1.4 times higher than the buy volume on a green day. I think the market sentiment is clear, no matter how much is done outside of market hours to improve it.

Sold my CCL lads. Made +15% gains or about 450 buckerinos.

>>18951413
They just hate it because they're poor and eat shit every time they try to short something.

WHEEE

>>18951298
Nobody cares about firewalls because everything is running on linux which firewall is free and open source (and more powerful than whatever crap those people peddle). Even the windows servers run on VMs on top of linux with network routing through iptables.
As I said, this isn't about the REITs being about useful RE, it's about the fact that nobody's going to pay rent if they don't need to, and indeed they currently don't need to. When the rent waive and mortgage forgiving is cancelled, then they'll pay and have no problem paying, hence the REITs will be some of the better performing ones out there. However, until that time, the clients will just use the facilities without paying if they can help it.

WHY IS EVERYTHING GREEN EXPET MINE
I BUY TECH FFS
TECH
FUCKING CLOUD SHIT
WHY DOWN

So nobody cared about the job stuff right? I feel like we’re just immune to bad news at this point

>>18951287
office REIT collection figures so far have been exclusive of the application of any security deposits. Multifamily REITs in the US largely cater to the wealthier, white-collar employees who are holding up much better and working from home vs the class-B guys who cater to hourly wagies. You're actually beginning to see the beginning of the rotation trade into higher beta/recovery stocks and out of the safer industrial/storage/data center plays as people begin to price in the recovery

everyone just wants to be a big faggot bear and it's funny watching them get dicked down daily.

I would make more money by offing myself rn

>>18951435
Good, good. Let the power of the EMH flow through your portfolio.

>>18951438
Columbus here. It's been a very chilly spring, and we even have a frost advisory going into tomorrow morning.

Please tell me BA will go back down

oil is fuckin PUMPIN

>>18951435
capitulate

>>18951474
lol

ALL OF YOUR SHIT IS GREEN
WHILE I AM RED KEK
WHY

>>18951464
I also made $450 on CCL. I think I exited far too early and it's going to bother me for a while.

>>18951477
Momentum investors, FOMO, it's priced in, you name it. Much of the improved mood is because of the Fed, which has acted more dramatically than other central banks, buying up assets on an unimagined scale. It is committed to purchasing even more corporate debt, including high-yield “junk” bonds. Eventually the reality will set in and this will correct, but you can make a lot of money riding the momentum of the craziness.

>>18951461
>bearish divergence

abandon all rationality, TA and sense, i swear it is impossible for this market to fall 10%

IM A KEK

>>18951529
We're up because of the US/China chicken games.

TVIX GANG WHERE YOU AT

>>18951542
based

I sold EMAN at a loss yesterday

>>18951558
fuck off
i'm still down
ping me when it hits 250

>>18951537
I think I found the sign. This must be the top

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>>18951569
new

>>18951558
Still alive but dead inside. I'll keep holding fuck it and you.

>>18951470
This is one of the most retarded things I've ever seen when it comes to network security.

>>18951558
I am not looking at the charts anymore ... fuck it .. it i lose it all I dont care anymore. I will just run everything on my credit card and i am not paying taxes on my paychecks

ALL ABOARD THE DAL PLANE. LAST CALL FOR BOARDING

ROTTEN AIRLINES ARE GOING UP WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MY RESPONSIBLE LOW RISK STRATEGY IS GETTING FUCKED
KILL MY FUCKING SHIT UP SENPAI

>>18951528
I think making a quick buck like that you should hardly be bothered. CCL is still speculative. An overall market dip can come here soon those would be some shitty bags to have to hold.

>>18951614
haha plane go brrrrr

KOS and NAT have been fucking BLEEDING ME DRY for this entire week, why the fuck did I listen to you faggots I should have known tankers are a meme. If it doesnt get better over the weekend I'm gonna cut my losses and throw everything into rope and cyanide stocks

what do you call this pattern

>>18951642
>why the fuck did I listen to you faggots
there's good advice (aka guesses) here every one in a while. But it's rarely ever good advice to long tha't sbeing meme'd. If you buy one of the meme stocks you should set a stop limit and let it go on it's own until you get bumped out in either direction.

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>>18951593
That's because you don't know shit about networks and security.

>>18951329
fuck, why is sugar water so based

>>18950418
Tiddies

What's low to buy today guys? I'm looking to throw some money in and see some gains on Monday

>>18952241
SOXL

Ha! Take THAT, You Fear Mongering Bears!