/biz/ - Business & Finance

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

First for blood tomorrow

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

DIE MOUSE DIE

>>18917041
I only respect you bro.

I'm starting to think I'm too retarded to swing trade. Might just switch to cash for nowand just buy ETFs in a few months.

Is DHT a buy right now? It's dropped $2 the last week and RSI on 3 month interval is showing massively underbought around 0-5. Also higher highs and higher lows each peak/dip since beginning of march.

What does this mean for my MGM. I didn't diversify. I'm all in on them

>>18917041
>mfw I realize that’s a webm
What the fuck

Is tomorrow uppies or downies? I have to know, I can’t take another fucking loss.

>>18917054
Be a bull in the streets and a crab in the mangement of your investment portfolio is what my mama taught me.

We wont dump, we will continue crabbing.

PYPL puts
ROKU calls
IRBT puts
LYFT puts
UBER puts

>bull oil ETFs, bear oil ETFs, and oil all went down
What

>>18917077
Macau opened back up and surprise surprise, nobody wants to go to the fucking casino, if they are even able to afford it

>he bought?

>>18917077
Might want to sell whatevers left and go all in KNPD

>>18917102
Tech goes up. Everything else goes down. Welcome to the "v-recovery."

>>18917077
>"When things open up, PENT UP DEMAND will cause X to moon"
You got had

What if on the midst of all this, Joe fucking Biden wins the presidency...

>>18917102
Feels like smart money is pulling out of the market and switching to cash

I wish newfags would stop making threads. The other one doesn’t even have a title lmao.

Is RTX going to keep shitting? I thought it was a blue chip.

>>18917041
based as fuck i wish that was my house

I broke two arrows this afternoon and I'm mad about it. I'm not buying skinny super light arrows anymore. Give me the big thick honkers that aren't going to break just because they get hit ONCE in the target by another arrow.

Also sell all longs it's all fucked.

>>18917041
Posting in blessed cunny /smg/ thread.

>>18917133
That’s my favorite Pepe, I don’t know why but it just is.

>>18917119
lel

anyone in on teva? can’t go wrong with Israeli pharma goys

>>18917041
Wtf are those at 0:25, I just got fired from my job. I thought this was a blue board.

What's with the cunny OP? /smg/ is not for pedo's.

>>18917141
>Also sell all longs it's all fucked.
Not happening, they're longs for a reason

>>18917124
I feel like boomers are relying on it as a safe haven and are going to fuck the rest of us up in the process...

>>18917159
Don't worry anon, it's educational so it's cool to browse at work.

>>18917111
checked

Is this bullish?

isn't it beautiful
tomorrow it will all be red

>>18917162
>Not happening, they're longs for a reason
Okay but it's still fucked.

>>18917181
good thing none of them are listed on the NYSE

>not watching AOTS

>>18917139
You get fucked for listening to shills and retards, it’s been explained in earlier threads very well why you should dump it before earnings. I would, at least half.

>>18917141
You living in some nogunz country boy?

Also like the other guy said, there’s no reason to dump all longs. I’ve got half cash so I can buy more Pepsi, JNJ, Lilly, Barrick, BiliBili, visa, mastercard, amd, Amat, and Costco if I get the chance.

>>18917181
I have a SINKING feeling that the market will be pricing it in very soon. :)

>reported adjusted earnings of $1.91 (Wall Street est. $1.63)
>revenue increased by 8.3% to $66.8 billion compared to $61.6 billion the year before (Wall Street est. $64.01 billion)
>net income grew to $2.01 billion from $1.42 billion the year before
>anticipates a conservative 2020 anual eps of $7.04-7.17 (stock price undervalued)
>technical indicators signals buy before market open
>shares fall by 1.31%, chases 1H/30M gap

Fucking gay ass clown market

>married puts or collars
Literally the most beta trading strategies. Real men pick a direction and go with it.

>>18917181
Yes goy.
All of that competition eliminated.
Your local restaurants are all going out of business, enjoy your new chipotle and McDonald’s locations.

>>18917210
Its the business owners consumer spending makes the economy go round.

Some anon in the other thread wondered why I expect a vaccine in a few months. Here's why: https://www.jpost.com/health-science/iibr-completes-development-phase-of-covid-19-vaccine-626913

>>18917238
I only gamble with my Roth, I have to keep my regular account above 25k so I don’t lose GBPs and get a mean call from some poo at TD

>>18917214
The manga is much better but the anime reminds me of stuff I almost forgot happened so its fun to watch as well desu

>>18917255
I can't not hear it and be freaked out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aF1lJgS-B8

>>18917221
>You living in some nogunz country boy?
No, I do archery more than shooty range because it's cheaper and I can sort of quasi-legally get away with practising in my backyard.

For all you bears bleeding money: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0akBdQa55b4

This is the single most important piece of investing advice you will ever be given.

>>18917254
lol they call you? i was below 25k for a day, didn't get any calls

>>18917270
I couldnt deliver such a smug payback if I tried desu

>>18917214
Shut the fuck up secondary

>>18917314
Tbf. meeting someone for dinner or something is completely normal. If your neighbour runs a drug ring and you grilled with him two times that doesnt make you a drug dealer.

>>18917252
>development-phase
Now for the animal and human tests. Let's hope that this one isn't like the SARS vaccine, which did more harm to humans than the disease did.

>>18917284
And here is a great lesson on QE from 2010:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTUY16CkS-k

>>18917314
I'd be more worried if he flew with Epstein.

>>18917334
The more I think about Epstein, the less surprising it becomes that there are creeps like that amongst the elite that worm their way into connections. I bet some of those guys have islands filled with exotic animals, or where they hunt humans for sport, or all sorts of other wild shit. Once you have that sort of wealth and what’s to stop you from chasing your own dark dreams?

>>18917252

>>18917299

>>18917101
Based

>>18917388

All in SDOW, SPXU and TZA, dropped SQQQ as tech seems to be holding firm.

>>18917372
Whole gouvernments are involved in this. Look at Belgium. They had the same case 20 years ago and people reported gouvernment cover ups and stuff.
>Dutroux was convicted in 1989 for the abduction and rape of five young girls (with his then-wife Michelle Martin) and other accomplices. He was released on parole after three years in prison.

is it time to buy DAL? so tempted

>>18917335
Frankly this.

>>18917376
This is fucking stupid.

What’s the name of the Canadian alphabet agency trying to distract from Canadian incompetence and/or complicity?

>>18917347
Thanks, hadn't seen this in a long ass time. Gold

>>18917284
Based broccoli man.

>>18917347
kek i remember this

>>18917397
We wuz there for documentation purposes. lol

>>18917284
>"Let me make my position clear in no uncertain terms. Buy the fucking dip, you fucking idiot."
Buy
The
Fucking
Dip
Every top is tomorrows dip. Simple as that

>>18917388
Based

>>18917425
how many polos are in your closet rn?

sub-25? dont even think about it....

>>18917500

>>18917347
this is hilarious

I should really invest in the Goldman Sachs.

Wtf why are futures going green

>>18917574
lol

>>18917590
Futuresniggers are up to the same thing they do every night.

So MRO's earnings weren't shockingly bad. The divvy has been temporary halted but that wasn't a shock either. They'll reinstate the divvy by the end of the year once things calm down so hey its all good. DIS, yeah they did the divvy halt thing as well but soon they'll have money pouring in like mad (parks re-opening soon) so it won't be long before the divvy is back in vogue and the stock price is back on the climb.

Let's assume you have 30k of student loan debt at 4% interest with a 10-year term with this student loan company Navient
>monthly payments $304
>buy 8 of pic related, set loans to autopay
>receive around $3700/year post tax from Navient, enough to pay student loans
>at maturity buy a new issue
>for $7600 your student loan company will literally pay off your 30k loan for you

Am I learning from the Jew or am I missing something?

>>18917347
fucking KEK
classic

>>18917041
>vertical video
can people fucking stop this already?

>>18917347
Damn, I forgot about this thing

>>18917617
>soon they'll have money pouring in like mad (parks re-opening soon) so it won't be long before the divvy is back in vogue and the stock price is back on the climb.
This PENT UP DEMAND meme is hilarious. Yes people may want to travel but that assumes they have a job, aren't worried about getting sick, and have the money to spend in parks. Foot traffic to Disneyland took a year to recover after 9/11.

Ah. So /pol/ is connecting dots to see what it wants to again... perfect

It’s probably a good thing that they’ll never protect a future for their children because they’ll never have any.

>>18917646
What happens when the Democucks wipe out student loans after they win in 2020?

>>18917646
Congratulations you are now the Fed but for ONE company

>>18917617
>parks re-opening soon
lmao, no

>>18917590
It's too late for you, Bobo

>>18917671
this is /smg/
go away

>>18917680
Wont happen but won’t be necessary.

They’re going to grant student loan stimulus to all the “essential workers”. Everyone with student debt is going to take those jobs because they pay better than any other job you could possibly get.

>>18917703
In China certainly. And Florida isn’t impossible if rick Scott has any say in it.

>>18917052
filtering you from now on you whiny faggot

What is your standard profit taking for options, write niggers?
I usually set it at 70%, but I am starting to think it might actually be too high and I want to try to go down to 50%.
I only let them expire when Im really lazy.
>>18917590
>He did not buy the fucking fip
>He continues to not buy the fucking dip
>He buys the put option /smg/ sells them and writes the calls we buy
When will you learn, Bobo?

>>18917713
Then report the off topic shit, I’m just not giving it (you)s

Dance the dance of my people /smg/.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE0wfjsybIQ

>>18917738
awww yeah.

>>18917590

fuck pedos thread

>>18917671
You sound scared (((circle)))

>>18917646
Wait what

>>18917053
look at the nikkei and get a clue. tomorrow looks like circuit breakers all the way back up to spy 300

>>18917127
>>18917077
>priced in
>forward looking
>stocks only go up
>nothing burger
>just a flu
>jobs will come back
>pent up demand
>return to normal
List of common delusions

>>18917590
>>18917712
Futures literally dont mean shit. You have to wait for the gap up/down every morning during pre market. Everything else is just lies.

>>18917738
All in on inline warrants?

>>18917786
Bait, but I'll bite. The last two days were up in futures but down in market hours. Yesterday was still a net gain, and of course today was a net loss. The difference in market hours sentiment seems to be picking up steam for whatever reason.

>>18917815
This. Every single fucking day there's a giant pump/dump right before open. Green or red, futures never mean shit and never have

It is nothing short of crazy how much selling of non-tech is going on and how much buying of tech is replacing it
Bonds are such hot trash that this is the new asset haven

>>18917284
Being a zoomer it's almost painful to realize this was made so long ago. Maybe it's hindsight but it seems like when we'll have U-UBI and death will be no more, stonks will continue to only go up.
So far I had ups and down playing leveraged etfs but I had to convert. All in all my retardation has caused me to loose 25% of my fortune. ie 500$
Let this be a lesson.
I WILL. BUY. THE. DIP. ALWAYS. AND FOREVERMORE

>>18917052
Shut the fuck up already

>>18917779
I fucked up by a factor of 10 looking at it again. Ignore it.

>>18917860
You cant replace companies like FB, SNAP or MSFT really. They will be here for a long time.

>>18917869
The only guaranteed effect of QE is inflation in equities. They never get it right with helping fight deflation of wages

>>18917660
>desktopfag

What if the dip is bottomless...?

>>18917041
I started to humm the tales from the crypt theme music when I saw the stairs.

>>18917922
Then I'll make it

>>18917922
IT KEEPS DIPPING

>>18917922
You keep buying. Are you soft in the head?
If it dips to the bottom it's over anyways.

Reminder that you are part of the last people in the United States that will remember a time when interest rates were EVER above 4%

>>18917922
NEGATIVE OIL PRICES

>>18917815
We just like to meme on each other, chillax broski

You guys are gonna get killed the Quarter

lol looks like this pedo thread is getting autosaged

>>18917886
>>18917646
Yes you did screw up big.
Everyone laugh at her!

>>18918020
This Quarter*

Bros. Give it to me straight.
I bought.
Did I blow it?

here you go, pg 10 soon
>>18917079

>>18918073
>pages
Bruh it goes to 300 posts

>>18918159
okay sit in this thread and see what happens in 5 minutes

>>18918073
are you fucking retarded?

>>18917913
Not to get too economistical but I guess I see how the inflation is going into stocks. It's anecdotal to be sure but I think if a complete stocks npc like me is putting my money in the market, I have to imagine many more see it as a safe heaven for money.
Yes for the long run but it's literally free money
Even >>18917347
demonstrates how inflation is taking place but to a higher degree in stonks.
Can't wait to have a career and make my money make babies.
I do follow Schiff because he makes sound arguments but money moves the world and the Fed can make as much as it sees fit.
U
S
A BABYYYYY

Rip to anybody who bought yesterday

>>18917922
Then my worries over money turn into my neighbours worry about my Schmeisser .223, when I kick in their door to scavenge supplies.

Unless the system as a whole ends the stocks keep rising. Easy as that.

>>18918073
Fuck off newfag

>>18918213
>>18918159
Thread is autosaging again
SEC is onto the cunnybros

>>18918213
kill urself retard
131 / 43 / 56 / 10

>>18918056
>Buying
>Blowing it
You just made your first step in the long journey of buying the fucking dip.

>Its biotech
Oh shit

>>18918249
stay in this thread, wouldn't want your negative iq posts in the other one

Sec I’ll make a new one

>>18918267
how about you make a gun and shoot yourself

thoughts on stacking TSN during the covid dip?

>>18918349
small world, I got cans of that Wolf chili as well. also got enough TP and PT to last till August.

>>18918349
why so much baking soda?

>>18918349
kek I remember those retards