/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18915205
my mum cut my hair this week and she did quite a good job, just ask yours

>>18915205
How old is that textbook. Older than SARS?

>>18915205
Cut your own hair, retard.

If you cant be self-reliant in even the most basic capacities, not only will you not make it,
you wont deserve the right to make it.

lmao not sure if OP is extremely retarded or just a very good troll

>>18915227
My parents are dead.

>just a cold bro

>>18915536
Wtf they’re still doing the exact same thing they’ve been doing for decades? Damn Coronameme really is a huge deal, I see that now

>>18915205
it was fun tho.

>>18915536
Imagine being this gullible. Just give up your rights anon, looks at this spooky picture.

>>18915251
probably bait but the bait was worth the hook

>>18915601
The tactics being used to fake Coronavirus are the same tactics that were used to fake the Holocaust:

>Cherry pick a few really sick people in hospitals all over the country and videotape it. Say that they have coronavirus when it's just one of several illnesses people die from everyday.
>Stupid people watch CNN and freak out. "Oh my god that person is sick and in bed, they must have coronavirus".
>Hospitals all over the world falsify 200k+ death certificates. Basically are given the green light to commit fraud. The WHO scratches their back by giving failing hospitals billions of dollars in free money while the hospitals scratch their backs by perpetrating the hoax for the banks and Wall St to distract the peasants.
>b-but what about all the dead people in China?
>On average, 7 million people die a year in China. Would have been even easier to commit the death certificate fraud there.
>For all we know, they just took stock photos of a coronavirus from the past in some lab someplace, and released them to scare the shit out of people.
>Try to post facts. Get attacked by a bunch of ((bots)) saying "take your meds schizo".
Amazing how it's 2020 and billions of people are still able to be fooled by shit that worked in the 1940's before computers were even invented. Smh.

>>18915536
there are homeless people in NYC. they die. they are buried there. why spin it as some kind of an apocalypse as if thats just started to happen?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hart_Island_(Bronx)

>>18915667
Somethings going on. World is seriously being manipulated by the media. Making then wear stupid masks cause they are so scared and making them lose their jobs and savings. Why? I don't know anyone who's got sick

>>18915746
If I died and was buried in a pet cemetery, would that make me a cat?

>>18915791
The economy was going to crash anyway. An excuse was needed so that a soft reset could be performed like we're seeing now. The can is being kicked down the road.

>>18915993
Why was it going to crash?

>>18915667
>bots
Or, it's people that personally know someone that's died of it & think you're an /x/tier retard who is participating in a mass delusion of cope about a happening.

>>18916231
Does anyone know anyone who has died from it who wasn't really old? No, literally nobody.

>>18915205
Pretty based to destroy an economy over a cold

>>18916231
>Hurr durr I know someone that had coronavirus written on their death certificate by Dr. Goldsteinberg so that means it's real.
Kys sheep

>>18915667
>>18915791
>jews are purposefully stopping the source of jewgolds
yeah man le media is controlling us wake up sheeple

>>18915205
Destroyed the economy all for a common cold? They're not comic book villains. Do you seriously think they'd destroy the economy with a common cold when there was even the slightest possibility you could vaccinate or quarantine against it? They destroyed the economy 12 years ago.

>>18916405
i personally don't know anyone who's died of cancer, guess it doesn't exist

>>18916547
Keep thinking that. Kek

https://www.fastcompany.com/90494347/american-billionaires-have-gotten-280-billion-richer-since-the-start-of-the-covid-19-pandemic

>>18916547

>>18915536
low effort, 2/10 bait. disappointed in you, anon.

>>18915536
this is my future prob if I don't have kids. My brother sure as fuck isn't going to claim me if I die before him.

>>18915667
Jesus christ /pol/tards have never been more retarded

>>18916559
That nobody knows. The fact is that unless you are 80+ the death rate is essentially nothing. But, no, thats fine Karen, destroy the economy and let the authoritarians take all our rights for a cold.

>>18916559
Because we flattened the cancer curve before it spread.

>>18916695
All of the people that have had chicken pox and show no symptoms now are asymptomatic. We need to quarantine all of these people now. Kek

>>18916651
Worst part is they only give you 2 weeks for someone to claim you. What if your family was on vacation and they didnt hear, you get buried with a bunch of bums lol

>>18915205
The fact that so many people take this corona shit seriously has been a real eye opener. I always knew most people were stupid and manipulable, but i did not realize it was to this obscene degree. Unbelievable. I now can understand and even sympathize with elites who view the general populace as cattle, because most of them really are.

>>18915205
I think I look cooler now with longer hair. Thinking about growing a mullet

Get fucked. You deserve this for being greedy

>>18917434
Not wanting the economy to get rekt is not greedy, its not being fucking retard.

>>18917488
Okay jew

>>18916548
>They're not comic book villains.
you sure about that?

>>18917504
you're the jew
I hope Alex Jones shows up to your house and eats you, faggot

>>18917416
Speak for yourself. I'm growing an afro over here...

>>18915667
this lmao, the seething kike replies say it all

>>18915205
Looks like some fifth grade reading material.

>>18919561
I know, its so obvious that even 5th graders know its a common cold. Why are there so many retards scared of it?

>>18919614

>>18919614

One simple possibility, the thing killing people is not coronavirus.

>>18915667

legendary retard

>>18920081
I agree since the corona virus is just a common cold and all of this panic is over weaponized deep state globalist hoax.

>>18916675
Dumb faggot

>>18915205
Just become a Corrupt lawmaker, anon. They are still getting haircuts and walking around free, no lines.

>>18915667
Unironically kill yourself

>>18917396


Wait until they roll out the vaccine. I’m guessing it will take 2 years before they rescind that shit. Hunker down. This is Just the eye of the storm.

>the flu killed the economy
Fucking brainlets, a recession was inevitable at this point. A 2 month lockdown shouldnt cause this much damage, considering that a lot of people are still working from home

>>18915667
my neighbor across the street caught it and has been in a vegetative state for the past 3 weeks

kike

>>18916692
an otherwise healthy man aged 42 in my town died, and another kid from my graduating class had his dad die, at about 55

>>18920910
Otherwise healthy people can die in car wrecks or shootings. Good thing they have a light coof so they get to file them under corona-chan to inflate those numbers.

>>18918082

Jeffy wants to build space fruit loops

>>18915205
Talked to my Blackrock exec buddy today, we will be opening the economy very soon, globally in fact. The bankers have decided the loss of human life is acceptable to not destroy the banks (go figure)... lesser of two evils in their mind. A lot of people will die. This is not a larp though I'm sure plenty of people will think it is. Screencap and repost in 6 months and I promise I will look like a fucking prophet.

>>18921284
Blackrock can suck cock

>>18915205
Shave your head bro you won’t regret it. I’ve been going through the same Dunkin’ Donuts drive through for years and I recently had more time to do skin care and shave my dome and the bitches there have been literally tripping over each other to serve me since and the Mexican cutie told me I was cute.

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>>18915205
>mismanage wave 1 and rocket to the top of deaths despite the ample warning time and sparse pop density
>economy ravaged so bad forced to reopen before wave 1 even passes because the president is worried he wont be reelected if stock market isnt at an all time high
I look forward to the US' collapse this fall with wave 2

>>18921682
b a s e d

>>18921682
I genuinely hope this is the end for us. Time to crash this dogshit society and build something new

>>18921720
Its gonna be the new age of Self-reliance and Isolationism.

Its gonna be some lit shit

>>18921682
Show me on the doll where the orange man touched you?

>>18921682
Show me on the doll where the orange man touched you.

>>18921811
Amazing retort neolib cuck

>bro this is much more serious than the flu. Stay inside for the next 17 years

>>18921883
And that is NYC. The rest of the country is nothing like that shithole and don't need the same measures to deal with it. Too bad all the karens and sub IQ dems are too stupid to realize that.

>>18915489
It would be awesome to get a dead person to cut your hair.

>>18921811
Yes officer, he touched us right here.