/biz/ - Business & Finance

What's your favourite metal?

Stocks are gay invest in friendship

>>18877556

paypal earnings out tomorrow, stock already at an all time high
u guys think the great Q1 is priced in already?

oh no hitlerbros we got too cocky!

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/euro-volatile-as-traders-parse-german-court-ruling-on-ecbs-pspp-program-2020-05-05

WILL IT FINALLY PUMP?

who DEFENSE and OIL chad here????

reminder we are in COLD WAR II Chinese Crash Edition. we ALREADY have the navy shitting all over venezuela and western intelligence already sent mercenaries to kill Maduro just fucking yesterday. this is because venezuela is a very strategic ally to china because if its location and oil reserves.

>>18877600
Who gives a shit anymore. In this clown market im sure its priced in & not priced in at the same time

>>18877600
I have a better question for you. Tell me something which isn't priced in yet.

>>18877618
Gambling my life savings on oil. Fuck it bro, we need oil

>>18877618
thinking about dumping a few K in shell
are they the most diversified into new/green energy from the big players?

DHT earnings today tanker bros. What should we expect?

Also is it late to join the FANG party?

>>18877657
buy the rumour
sell the news

Just brought some shares from Boeing hopefully this works out

>>18877600
Q1 earnings have nothing to do with corona. Everything that is not -100 trillion is bullish
Q2 earnings are priced in to be shit so every number even -1000 trillion will be bullish.
Earnings do not matter what matters is if the stock symbol is cool. Buy SPCE because Space Flight is what rich people (not you) will do when the world is burning.. you know.. to watch it from above.

germany ruining everything as usual

>>18877722
What have the ruined? Everything green, green green. Even the DAX doesn't care with 1.3%+

>>18877650
im unironically hedging into lithium ion. some of the big lithium miners also mine gold and silver so that's a plus.

>>18877618
reporting in but although i'm just new here.

>>18877541
How is the chinks buying US companies not a National security threat? I thought that faggot Donald was supposed to MAGA but instead he's just selling us out like a grifter. Anyways to stop them legally from buying out our country from underneath us? Also nigger accelerationalists can fuck off back to pol.

I’m looking for a strong break of 286 for continuation of the bullish trend, a losing 284 as support would be bad news

>>18877773
Who's getting those quints doe?

>>18877748
>>18877722
Do you think Wirecard is a good buy? Its just an audit report, no one cares about t

>>18877774
>TA

bear niggers finally ded

>>18877556
I'm a uranium man. Will always be a uranium man.

Bought Tesla at 700 last Friday and sold at 747 yesterday. How do you guys cope with selling too early? It's at 790 now. Fuck

>>18877541
Another green day today then?

>>18877773
fuck off, imaging if 85% of DJIA companies were owned by foreign investors
thats the situation with the top 30 german companies (DAX)

>>18877541
>https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
Is anyone here actually using this to their benefit?

>>18877801
I posted how breaking 281 would make us end green yesterday and was able to make $ of calls from that, but I’m sure whatever you’re doing is better

>>18877819
except for airlines

Welp. That little hissy fit is over. Back to regularly schedule green.

>>18877815
fiddy bucks are fiddy bucks

I'll ask again since it's EU time
I'm very new here, month or so, is anyone here kind enough to point me a good broker for Eufags with usstocks? Is etoro shit? Is webull a meme?

I've read the bins, I want to know if there's something a bit better to start off than IB or Degiro (which has a huge waiting list right now)

>>18877832
It actually is because I did the same but I didn't do any work

>>18877860
open an investment account with your bank

>>18877823
The dix appears to be somewhat helpful at extreme levels on high or low end. It doesn't look to be very useful when it's in the middle part if its range.

>>18877860
degiro has a garbage interface
in terms of fees there shouldnt be any cheaper tho
there is also revolut, trade republic and freetrade you could look into

>>18877823
I think it is quite helpful to have an idea what ((they)) are up to. I think they stopped buying today so I think this could be very dangerous

I can't understand this ECB PPV and other abbreviation mumbo jumbo.
EU stocks are down and I am pissed beyond belief.

>>18877860
What are you planning on doing, investing or trading?

>>18877556
Copper. You laugh at me now but just you wait until civilisation collapses and knowledge of iron working is forgotten. THEN I'LL BE PHARAOH!

>futures green
why won't you crash?

anyone buying airlines?

Hit or miss?

>my broker doesn't offer REIT's
I am mentally unstable.

>he still didn't buy
green day confirmed

>>18878030
No, I'm buying cruises though.

>>18877914
Money printer go BRRRR t. C. Lagarde

WHERE'S THE CRASH BOBO?

>>18877975
Trading for the most part

>>18877890
I tried Revolut since I already own one of their debit cards, it's pretty shitty, I'll look into the other two you mentioned tho thank

$300 on SPY incoming

>>18878008
It did in March.
>falling for the dead cat bounce meme

>>18878030
>>18878043
I want to buy both, but I really dont trust this backwards ass market. Airlines are getting bailed out, but cruises are getting no assistance and pretty much have said they wont be sailing until the end of June, yet they are just there, going up for whatever reason, and I really dont get it. Maybe once 2nd qtr earnings are in Ill jump in on them, but I just cant right now.

>>18878094
I bought then, but not enough :/

>>18877815
i bought 500 shares of MVIS at .44 and sold at .81 yesterday and its now 1.59 fml

Are we expecting RTX to come back again bros or is it still finding a bottom?

>>18878030
>>18878043
>buy low, sell low

Uhhhh, why does the Vanguard version of SPY have the second highest risk rating?

OIL BROS YOU FINALLY MADE IT

>>18878058
>Trading for the most part
Your safest bet is Plus500, they're regulated as fuck.

>>18878146
I think it only shows the risk based on volatility

>>18878148
We're just getting started.

>>18878146
Vanguard are a very conservative investment group, they're what JPMorgan used to be.

>>18878157
>Your safest bet is Plus500, they're regulated as fuck.
>The company is headquartered in Israel
Nice try

>>18878051
its coming, reality will set in shortly after the "reopening"

the stock market is jewry
and you're all the kikes

>>18878157
>CFDs

>>18878051
Worst market breadth in history, near record PE ratio, no volume and world markets are imploding. I don't think the market can escape these things.

>>18878115
If you can buy premarket you could try to get it while it is a little lower right now, if not, try to go by yesterdays trend where the biggest sell off happened in the first 10 minutes, price dropped and stabilized the next 30 minutes, buy in again, and then just sit on it.

>>18878146
because we are on the edge of a huge market crash and SPY is going down to possibly double digits

>>18878030
Lost 300$ to them yesterday, thanks papa Buffy for the regulation lesson

>>18878176
Eh, they're headquartered in the UK which is why they get fucked with constantly by the overzealous FCA, 212 has similar problems.

>>18878213
So my IV crushed poots I bought at the bottom might print after all?

>>18877815
>>18878115
so it went up after you sold for profit? so what
it could've easily dumped if you held

never beat yourself up for selling too early when you made a profit cause stocks always go two ways

Can we agree than AMGN is the best to massively produce a monoclonal treatment?

>>18878201
>Eufags
>Not CFDs
Are you American?

>>18878146
Because that's comparing it to other mutual funds, including bond funds. Rough guide: all US Treasuries is risk level 1, high-yield bonds is risk level 2, REITs and utilities are risk 3, large caps are risk 4, small caps are risk 5.

It's still way way less risky than individual stocks or

>>18878228
German here. My broker doesn't even have CFDs. I can buy stocks and cancerous derivatives directly from the market makers.

>>18878157
Alternatively IG is also popular if you want to do SB instead of CfD's.

>>18878253
CfD's are the eurofag equivalent of options, most broker that offers them also offers liquidity (stocks).

>>18877773
>he thinks the damage is reversible
cute

>>18878037
I fucking hope to god they are not gonna bankrupt

>>18878280
I can buy cash settled paper options called warrants.

>>18877556
ISIS. Last year npr did a segment on the Islamic state then transitioned to an isis song. It was hilarious

>>18878218
bro

You guys think TSLA is going back down now that people can short it again?

>>18878324
no, they got a meme battery deal to reinflate their stock

>>18878321
Brb closing my account with them.

>>18878037
I sold them premarket yesterday because literally nothing was coming out of them all weekend about avoiding it or any measures that could help them. Somehow they still went up yesterday on no news, and now they are down $.92 premarket. Looks like their earnings report yesterday was bad.

>>18878347
>is into finance
>surprised when he has to deal with jews

Jews built this entire fucking industry

>>18877556
>aluminum doesn't rust
>corrosion resistance
I don't even know if it does without looking that shit up but doesn't mean resistance mean not full proof? so am I being lied to?

>>18878324
>shorting TSLA
>going down

when will you people LEARN?

>>18878251
How the fuck is SPY more risky than REITs? My favorite REIT had a yield of 5% BEFORE the crash.

What's our price targets for STNG and EURN lads?

>>18877815
I ain't gay, but 47$ is 47$.

Just be glad you got the money kay?

>>18878364
>>18878324
What did you say I should BUY TESLA ? GUYS WE ARE BUYING TESLA. TESLA TO THE MOOOON

>>18878389
bought tesla calls just now wish me luck

>>18878361
Mechanical engineer here.
It forms an oxide, similar to how iron rusts.
However the oxide has a similar volume to the metal and doesn't crack or flake off so it forms a protective layer against further corrosion.

>>18877798
Will shout up to 250-300 in a few months

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1256856981177987072?s=20
This guy is a genius. The profile picture alone should convince /biz/ that Tesla is a buy

Yikes. Guess the stock.

>>18878291
>noooooooooo

>>18878226
yeah i keep trying to tell myself that but i have a mental block on it i cant help dwelling on it since at the time i was impulsively about to drop $1,000 on it and also buy a few of the .01 $1 calls but i tried to be responsible and not risk too much (my total account size is only $5,000 im a poorfag) and i had just lost $700 on the UAVS bullshit the day before

but you are right profit is profit i should just forget bout it. i just keep thinking how that could have been my big break, somethig to give me enough capital to start investing in actual blue chips

>>18877914
Can you tell me which EU stocks are down?

I can see... Bovespa is down 2% - very important indices.

>>18878413
why?
theres visa, mastercard, paypal, wechat etc etc
what makes this german scam company so special?

>>18878389
whats hilarious is TESLA goes up despite the CEO telling everyone its over valued and to stop buying

>>18878364
Well you couldn’t short them yesterday because of jewish tricks, was wondering if people will become bears again now that they can short

>>18878389
if you trade stocks based on wanting to fit into the 4chan vs reddit hivemind, you're cυcking yourself

in fact, tsla bottomed at $350 in march
if you had sold at $870 a week ago, you'd be rolling in gains

>>18878437
>profile picture alone should convince /biz/ that Tesla is a buy
Wtf are you talking about nigger

>>18878509
If you bought Bitcoin at 1$ and sold at 20.000$ you'd be rolling in gains.

What is Exxon mobile and how can I make money off it?

Backing AstraZeneca to make strong gains because of vaccine FOMO

>>18878490
you just can't understand the moves of a true genius. he is inflating the stock further with this

>>18878509
1. I did sell actually because I think tesla is a shit company with a retarded ceo.. but still im buying calls.
2. what is the reddit hivemind tell me? I don't get it
3. fuck off plebbitor

>>18878516
is funny

>>18878480
Maybe ask Visa why they partner with Wirecard instead of doing shit themselves

>>18878116
I has to go up.
Super solid company. Investors are just eery about the merger.
Stocks will eventually get to the 90$.
>is it still finding a bottom?
May be. I suppose it won't go lower than 55$.

If you don't have none, now or close to those 55 is the time to buy.

They dumped OTIS and Carrier from the merger deal and I find that genius because Otis and Carrier are going to get shat on the next 3 years. Housing market will shit itself and no one will be buying elevators and air-conditioners.

Still trying to find someone that can justify the low stock price apart from Pratt-Whitney exposure to the airline market.

>>18878526
it's a US company.

>>18878543
So you be saying yes

>>18878490
I bought after he said that.
If even the CEO agrees with me, I know the company is in good hands.

Clearly he is interested in the future of Tesla and not just running away with the investors money.

>>18878566
He will be doing exactly that but I think in 20 years time or so. The real goal has always been SpaceX this is the company that will be his legacy. Space flight is the future wich most of you can't see als reality right now. This is why I invested in SPCE.
Lets face it europe will always be making better cars. Once the technology catches up Tesla is done (10years ahead)

>>18877815
Always better to lock in profits my dude

>Wirecard

- expected to keep growing 20-25% per year
- even pessimistic analysts see it at 2 times market cap in 3 years
- currently valued at January 2018 level (i.e. based on 2017 data)
- has grown more than 50% since that time
- expected to keep growing 20-25% per year

Clear BUY

>>18878655
dubs of love

>>18878389
its like you hate money or something

>>18878349
I sold them premarket too. Knife only went halfway through these hands thank God

>>18878675
It is already going up so I can't complain

>>18878661
2017 to end 2018 was peak

>>18878697
Everything is going up in this market. This is exactly like crypto 2017 / 2018 before the big boom.

any good youtube channels for beginners in stocks?
why is there so many fucking chinks, niggers, hindus, and any other babbling subhuman monkeys in this space on youtube?

my putttttsssss

>>18878726
Because this is peak optimism from retarded zoomers and retail investors.

>>18878726
because they want our land, our women and our jobs, and i dont blame them

>>18878756
>retail investors.
>I'm not a dumb faggot I swear...

>>18878708
Did you read the post?

The report mentioned here was post-poned for some regulatory reasons. It will show that the 2018 valuation was justified. You can't keep growing 50% per year without the price going up.

>>18878726
I'm working through TD Ameritrades webcast backlog on youtube, they have quite a bit of content.

>>18878736
Why would you buy puts in an upwards trend? Do you hate fucking money?

>>18878726
dont trust youtube stock traders or anybody for that matter trying to sell you into a 'program' or 'course' to make you a pro trader

they lost all their money and are now trying to cope losses by selling their shitty tips that got lucky a few times

why won't it crash? i want to get into the stock market

>>18878767
You are the only retard here. Have you ever checked a single broker plattform in the last weeks? Record high new account registration.

Seems like you are one of them.

>>18878791

Everytime futures are red they pump trillions of dollars.
Trillion is 1 million million (Yes THAT MUCH!).

>>18878791
Why not go in now at 2800 instead of 2900 or 3000 or 3300 or 4000?

>>18878803
>n-no u

>>18878726
There are no good channels.
Every channel I've seen has some ridiculous bias that will eventually cause problems.

Do I keep holding or should I sell half just so I have some spare cash in case there's another drop?

>>18878811
Because from the research I have done, stocks are expensive now compared to on average. I'd be buying in at a high. Maybe some specific things I might be able to get at a deal but I'd like to buy into index funds and such.

>>18878809
Yeah I've been reading about that ._. All that is going to do is making boomer houses more expensive through asset inflation :/

>>18878820
Thanks for your input.

>>18878829
Don’t panic sell. An unrealized loss in this case is better than a realized loss.

>>18878726
>why is there so many fucking chinks, niggers, hindus, and any other babbling subhuman monkeys in this space on youtube?
Because it's all a scam

>>18878857
unless you bought into airlines

>>18878835
>but I'd like to buy into index funds and such.
So? Buy the assets that are mooning now, make a huge 150% profit, buy ETFs based on index funds later

>>18878829
that's very smart. then buy back in and ride to the moon.

>>18878835

Inflation is better for stock owners. It doesnt matter how much money looses value if stocks keep their value. Posession allways keep value even with inflation. Only money looses value.

Going to close green.

>>18878865
I’m unironically holding my airlines. Fuck it.

>>18878726
YouTube is for laughing at retards, not learning anything. Read a book.

>>18878857
I'm 1k in the green from 11k, I'm just worried about having little cash to play with if there's another drop.

Fellow oil Chads, please redpill me on wtf is up with UCO stock.
Why does the cost go up after I've already purchased? Wtf is that all about? I'll put like $600 worth in one day, the next day be up to like $800 but it'll say "you're down $400 cause it cost $1200 lol"
Wtf is that all about?

>>18878885
Where is the Gann square?

>>18878866
I don't know how to determine what is a good stock price to buy at. I looked at buying BRK.B the other day since it dipped because of the airline stuff, but, I donno how to price anything.

>>18878871
If I buy at a high it could take 20-25 years to get back to where I bought.

>>18878115
Fren trust ur gut it really will save you alot remember dont get emotional with the stock ... think .. I'm here fren.

imagine all the TVIX idiots about to lose their asses, I think only 10% of /smg/ actually makes money

>>18877556
Kantai Collection made me fall in love with aluminum too.

so i watched the leading corona doc of my country on tv
he sounds completely different from 3 weeks ago...
where is all the doom and gloom, it's like the virus vanished... or may be it didn't even exist and it was just an op to take down the economy and load up on cheap stonks

bullish as hell

>>18878924
feels good to be a HAL chad

Sure is cool for May. Feels good to be in natty gas

>>18877541
please
FRO
moon today
I need to see the green
it's been so long
help

where are these bobos who talked shit yesterday portraying a doomsday and shilling TVIX. bunch of degenerates american anime posters. keep losing money retards.

>>18878914
>I donno how to price anything.
Come to /smg/ and buy what's shilled here
RTX, Tankers, Shell, ...

>>18878781
>>18878825
>>18878861
>>18878897
thanks anons.
i think i'm going to start with:
Trading for a Living by Dr Alexander Elder

any other recommendations for books? Nicolas Darvas box strategy also looks interesting. i just want to do things right from the very beginning.

>buy at the top
>sell at the bottom
How the FUCK do i stop doing this holy shit if i could inverse my position i'd be somewhat rich

>>18878726
Bogleheads guide to investing, audiobook is available.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcpDGKH9_SE

Fusion energy ready in 5 years!

How do I profit off this?

>>18878911
Pls respond

>>18878973
Graham, Intelligent Investor, fourth edition updated by J Zweig
Bogle, Common Sense on Mutual Funds
These are extremely boomer tier but they're the Bibles of Wall St. Also don't jump into day trading if you're new, you WILL get raped.

Just woke up fellas, why is everything mooning in premarket?

>>18878967
That sounds like a horrible idea. Can't tell what is ironic or not. I saw people shilling USO even here.

Buy ZOM

>>18878973
Books? These two have been invaluable for first quantifying and then managing my risk.
>Mathematics for Finance, an Introduction to Financial Engineering - Marek
>Options, Future and Other Derivatives - Hull

>>18879003
Buy BIE

>>18879003
did you mean to say XOM?

>>18878985
alright sounds good.
i plan on getting absolutely ass raped, but i'm willing to stick with 1 strategy completely unemotionally even if it wipes me. i'm not a janny or a fag or a zoomzoom.
might document every trade too. dunno if that's a good habit though or just pointlessly tedious.

>>18879007
>>18878985
Thanks for the recommendations.

>>18878973
Gotta be honest. I haven't read any books besides Trading for a living but I think Handbook of hedge funds has a few interesting things.
Don't waste you time with age old books about fundamental memes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI_riscmviI&list=PLJsVF3gZDcuTxcdH5FmQRTd6MiJ29X_OQ
Shkreli's finance lessons are more than enough about this topic.

>>18878994
mark

>>18879020
equities is all about autism. the more autistic you are the more money you will make

how the fuck is this market still green? i’ve lost so much money please let it end

>>18879030
what?

>>18879034
ok checking these right now:

autism symptoms and signs

Abnormal Body Posturing or Facial Expressions
Abnormal Tone of Voice
Avoidance of Eye Contact or Poor Eye Contact
Behavioral Disturbances
Deficits in Language Comprehension
Delay in Learning to Speak
Flat or Monotonous Speech
Inappropriate Social Interaction
Intense Focus on One Topic
Lack of Empathy
Lack of Understanding Social Cues
Learning Disability or Difficulty
Not Engaging in Play With Peers
Preoccupation With Specific Topics
Problems With Two-Way Conversation
Repeating Words or Phrases
Repetitive Movements
Self-Abusive Behaviors
Sleep Disturbances
Social Withdrawal
Unusual Reactions in Social Settings
Using Odd Words or Phrases


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>>18879058
It's just one big bulltrap, right bobo?

>>18879063
I always say I got hit with the 'tism stick, but when I see a list like that it makes me realize that I'm just schizoid, not 'tistic

>TSLA
Whew, really glad I stepped in after Elon's tweets. This thing simply can't stay down for long.

>futures
the 2850 party begins again

>MVIS is multiplying my money
fuck bros i shoulda put in more than 500

>>18878885
>no cunny ta
Trash.

>>18879020
>might document every trade too. dunno if that's a good habit though or just pointlessly tedious.
It's a good habit imo. Gives you an overview.

>>18877815
You should kill yourself for buying that dumb niggers company

>>18879063
oh shit i think I'VE got hypochondria too

>>18879095
What are you on about? It has already peaked at around 1.55
Only going down from here
I wish I didn't buy in at the top (1.50)

>>18879070
fuck off it’s not funny anymore

RDSb

>>18878975
>don't fomo
>don't panic
Solves 90% of the issue right there, the remainder is just a combination of TA astrology and luck.

>>18879113
are you sure you should be giving advice when you fomo on meme stock near all time high?

>>18879095
think its worth buying at this point or too risky?

>>18879140
no way too late lol, i got in at .85 and it i was too late for massive gains

>>18877671
Same. Bought some RTX as well

>>18879140
if you have to ask that question, if you're ever asking that question, it's a big signal to not buy

>>18879062
MARK you fucking nigger

>>18879137
I bought in at 0.81, sold half at 1.21 and the rest at 1.45.
Then I read it could go to 3 or 4 and bought in again at 1.35 but the spread is horrible and pushed the price up to 1.50
Fucking spreads keep normies from getting in now

>USAC revenue beat
>Natural Gas price up
>ET up

>>18879117
iktf, the only problem i have is not buying more calls

>>18879095
Don't worry bro most of these cucks didn't buy a single share, easy money is easy money

>>18879026
I seriously don't get Shkreli, the guy was a wonderkid at investing then decided to go into the production side of pharma.

>>18879165
I await the future

>>18879155
yeah i realise its essentially gambling, just wondering if others think the price could rise much still

>>18878769
$1 bn profit is even at a PE of 20 implies market cap of $20bn .. a PE of 30-40 (which could easily be justified bc of their growth) imply a market a cap $40-50 bn.

its trading at $10bn.

>>18879194
On PnD's i just set following stop loss

>>18879194
they aren't doing a bunch of research, they're just gambling too...

I'm up 5% from after hours trading, feels good man

>>18879176
Which would have been successful if he didn't piss of globohomo.

>>18879176
Watch the first video of the playlist about 15 mins in.

>>18878726
Search for youtuber called Inthemoney all one word

>>18879195
Easy 300-400% profit, yes

>>18879020
if digits all in on NAT

>>18879205
didn't the last one get halted? A trailing stop loss isn't going to work if it gets halted

>>18879208
seethe cope dilate

Where's the fucking TVIX anon
I'm going to fucking kill him

>>18879156
what the fuck are you talking about ? take your meds jerome.

>>18879227
i got out of UAVS in time idk, i made a quick 300 off of it

>he didn’t buy SOXL at 108

>>18879244
Weebs should be put to death.

>>18878973
I completely forgot about George.
Check out George.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpvyOqtEc86X8w8_Se0t4-w/videos

>>18879254
I agree

>>18879233
you bought fucking TVIX?

Who here dabbin on that FAGGOT boomer Buffett with me this morning? Trying to organize an official /smg/ grave-dabbing for when he kicks it.

>>18879288
>>18879265
fuck off a lot of really smart people said it would crash

only idiots made money in the last 48 hours

>only idiots made money
That must be it. We reached peak Dunning-Kruger.

>>18879301
if the real smart people are all wrong then they aren't very smart now are they? I knew it would recover when I saw that 60% of retail were short on Monday, if the majority of retail is short then of course the market is going to go up.

Trading BACs ups and downs has been the easiest money I’ve ever made....

>>18879288
I’m in. Dabby Buffy just fucked my shit up, lost 1.5k on AAL yesterday

>>18879301
I AM SOORY

>>18879265
They were talking about it going to 700 over the weekend because of what buffet said, retards still think we’re gonna see 220 spy again

>they didn’t bought Disney calls

>>18879335
I bought Tesla calls

>>18879265
meh for once i thought the bobos might have a point so i bought some last week
set my stop losses at 230 so i made a few hundred in pocket change

Should I buy some BRK.B? It's down -20% right now

Should I take a loss on my 6/19 250 SPY put and switch to calls? I'm sick of this shit

>>18879316
If the tea leaves tells you that the market will go down but it actually goes up, the problem is with the market.

So with everyone speaking about the coming second crash, isnt that a sign that it wont happen anytime soon?
Shit will hit the fan when noone (at least here) is expecting it. So as long as everyone is waiting for the imminent end of this bear-rally, recovery or whatever you wanna call it, it wont happen.

All the money I have made in the past 2 weeks have been meme PnD's and randomly buying a tesla call on the elon tweet lol

>>18879372
>gambling on an index
>not just buying undervalued stocks
>like MVIS
you're never gonna make it, but you already know that

>>18879379
is tea leaves a market analytical website? i’ve seen in referenced a few times

>>18879301
Cope, dipshit. Your 90 year old "oracle" can't even prophecy his bowel movements anymore.

>>18879379
There were major buy indicators in the pre-market actually, I was thinking it would be red over the weekend, but I changed my stance at open and made a ton in SOXL and SPY calls. The market can’t be right or wrong, the market just is. Simple as.

>>18879366
>-20% right now
It literally isn't. It's -5% from a week ago and already recovering

>>18877815
My average cost was 256 I had 34 shares of TSLA at one point but sold everything when Elon tweeted the stock was too high. A great return but damn the Model Y is just rolling out the Shanghai plant is more efficient than I ever would've thought at this point. There will likely be near term bullish sentiment around Fremont opening up at the end of the week...perhaps? I chickened out, I told myself I'd always hold TSLA but I mean with Elon literally tweeting what he did can you blame me?

>>18879400
should i sell my put or not? don't play games with me mr

UAL going to cut 30% of it's workforce but has to wait until September because it took govt aid lel

>>18879406
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tasseography
its a euphemism for people shitting on technical analysis (TA)

>>18879423
When is expiry?

>>18879347
You mean puts? No way TSLA will keep that exponential pace

Reminder to slaughter any remaining Bobos on sight. The Bobo extinction event will continue until their puts are at -99.98% and they leave these threads.

>>18879288
I'm still kind of confused by his decision. Buffett is known for his long term investments aswell as compounding, so if he sold now he probably expects the airlines to do badly for 5+ years... but if airlines gets bailed-out and air travel starts resuming GRADUALLY the actual stock value should also gradually increase rather than completely die. Sure it's a slow process but airlines will boom as soon as the country along with the world opens up and that will happen before Corona is a nothingburger, maybe that's what he's waiting for. Now that I think about it though, he's probably scared shitless that his final big investment will be a massive failure.
BUT still.. he bought DAL at around 46, who the fuck buy airlines almost at the top when a virus is spreading like wildfire? I mean come on

>>18879301
Smart people will always make money regardless of the market sentiment. Now if you weren't such a sheeple you'd be making money too.

>>18879416
Oh. I don't know what to buy for a long term hold.

>>18879406
>is tea leaves a market analytical website?
It should be.

ITS HAPPENING

>>18877556
i dunno platnium seems underrated imo. anything that gets chucked into a catalytic converter. magnetite (iron ore) is also a favourite of mine

>>18878314
lmao which song was it? im imagining the buildup to syndic calls and a huge montage of beheadings when it breaks down

>>18879416
He means from ath obviously

>>18879466
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO I can't wait to take my 500 shares of DHT at $5 on 5/15

>>18878791
It crashed yesterday morning at open then recovered. How can you retards not see this every time it happens. Today will be. 5% day and then it crashed again probably tomorrow

>the Buffett haters are entering /smg/ threads now that it became the mainstay of /biz/
Ew

credit acceptance corp seems to have a decent amount of short interest. is it really going to go bust? auto loans sounds like a sketchy business right now

i bought some CCL yesterday but looks like its going way up in premarket today... wanted to buy more but not for that price

you think it's gonna hit another dip or only up from here?

>>18879444
Bobos keep buying puts every week with their $600 unemployment checks, I almost feel bad for them

>47% accuracy at picking winners
>there are probably people on /biz/ who unironically listen to this hack

You'd have better luck throwing darts at a dartboard and buying what you hit

>he thinks he's gonna make it ?

>fuck off a lot of really smart people said it would crash

>>18879301
>literally every retail investor burns their fucking arse with levered ETF
>thousands of stories of anons who lost 10 years of savings on bullshit like SQQQ because they watched some finance youtube videos
>timing is beyond everything and you shouldnt buy them if you dont have anything that can be almost classed as insider information
>horrible price decay even over a week of holding

and then you thought lets buy fucking TVIXXXXX WTF MAN

and then you thought

>>18879506
Anon you'd have better luck throwing darts than listening to pretty much any market pundit or "professional", Cramer isn't special in that regard.

>>18879440
19/6 250

>>18879506
where are his eyelashes

>>18879500
CCL chad here, my guess is that the floor is 12. You'll look back on this time buying under 20 and wonder how it all could have been so easy

>>18879444
its not even funny to make fun of them anymore. i just feel pity when i think of all the cocky bobo posters over the weekend

Imagine being a stubborn retard who just buys puts and doesn't understand any options strategies.

>>18879506
id say most of the people who post in this thread just enjoy his shitposting antics, no one would take mr buy bear sterns seriously anymore. could listening to it in the background subconsciously effect ones trading decisions though?

>>18879524
>Cramer isn't special in that regard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9EbPxTm5_s

>>18879514
he's one ugly mf

>>18879554
he's working on it

>>18879525
What % of your portfolio is that? If it's more than 10% you need to close it and evaluate your strategy

>>18879498
Cacc relies on used car sales prices. They repossess and auction from subprime auto loans.

Did they just cure carona virus or something?

Based french oil wizard patrick
General assembly this morning, dividend still stand, top tier crisis management, so diverse it does not only rely on oil, stock goes up.

>>18879545
the snippy snappy is coming anon

>>18879500
Probably a good buy yes

>>18879521
Imagine buying this and thinking it's a smart move

>>18877541
>reddit retards jumping on the oil tanker bandwagon
now I'm second guessing myself

>>18879537
you think i should just bite the bullet and buy at 15 today or wait for another dip, i cant see it rising over 20 in the next few weeks

>>18879524
True

>>18879527
Sold them right before the eyelash market boomed

>>18879547
>could listening to it in the background subconsciously effect ones trading decisions though?
I wouldn't call it subconscious, but I believe that with enough saturation that crazier ideas sound more reasonable

Same reason people on /biz/ stray from the path of sensibility and start doing crazy trades all day long

RTX is up
I mean the stock, not the missiles

>>18878885
Tony Stark?

>>18879569
Yes

https://www.israelhayom.com/2020/05/05/israel-isolates-coronavirus-antibody-in-significant-breakthrough/

>>18879571
Nobody here ever mentions using any options related strategies except maybe covered calls.

>>18879579
>div yield

i didnt know that

>>18879506
May as well pick red or green with spy options, that’s what all the real money makers do

>>18879569
no need to cure it, it doesnt do anything

In Texas only 800 people have died, out of the 34 million (29 million legal, 5 million illegal)

We closed down Texas for 800 deaths btw, all of them were fat niggers or old fucks on deaths door anyway

>>18879592
reminder to sell before earnings

>>18879569
Not really. But who cares at this point? Everything back to normal. The leaders said so!

>>18879604
Condors, flys, and calendar spreads are short vol

FUCK GME I SOLD

>>18879579
Damn, I wish I took some screenshots of SQQQ holders screeching about it when it was at ~22

>>18879366
picked up some senile jew cheapies today, I'm sure it'll be fine

>>18879612
>real money makers
retarded wsb r*dditor gamblers on robinhood

>>18879630
GME is unironically going to 12

>>18879627
but I'm still in red... like really deep

>>18879579
not a bobo but in a period of market volatility its usually a smart move to buy some hedge so you can profit off short term dips

>>18879602
Then who would produce this? AMGN? ABBT?

>>18879640
For every big winner there is a bigger loser

>some banks set price target of 3000-10000 for gold
>its been basically flat since i bought it beginning of April

MOVE YO ASS UP BITCH

>>18879644
So am I.
I went all in so no money for options.

>>18879444
SH Chad here. Not even worried

>>18879644
rip anon, they’re likely laying off a lot because of the dead airline industry

>>18879660
FED has no power over Gold. Sorry.

>>18879640
99.99% of them are just roleplaying though

So PTLA announces it is buying out some other company at 7:47 am, how does the stock price move to respond to that if the markets are closed until 9:30 am?

>>18879642
When... half the people say that and the other half thinks it isn’t happening at all

>>18879665
>>18879670
fortunately I have actual stocks so I can hold them.
not sure, if I want tho... -11%

>>18879673
Gold has been manipulated for fucking years, kek'd

>>18879673
well they can drive up demand buy just fucking buying gold


FIRE UP THE PRINTERS JEROME AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18879639
when he dies it'll drop like 30%
ur investing in a 90 yo man

>>18879620
>he thinks there's only 5 million illegals
>he thinks legality matters
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Fucking eToro cucking me out of leverage. I assume everyone has max leverage for the open.

>Oil

HODL TVIX
HODL SQQQ

>>18879682
;)

>>18879698
Every fucking financial asset on this world is manipulated, what is your point?

>>18879703
Hook him up, write him an email. I am pretty sure Jerome is up for some new strategies.

HAHAHA BOY I SURE AM GLAD I OWN TGTX

>>18879717
Oilnigger TSX is going to the moon.

Murder hornets spotted in Washington State. Everybody sell everything. Its fucking Hornetpacalypse.

>>18879728
that shirt makes no sense

>>18879720

>>18879743
Priced in. Everyone saw that coming already.

>>18879728
god, I love lewd anime girls

>>18879708
>he thinks legality matters
Fuck off nigger

make next thread hornet edition

TGTX

>>18879727
>FED has no power over Gold. Sorry.

>>18879743
NOOOOO WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE STONEAGE ALL STOCK MARKETS TO 0 SELL SELL SELL

anyone going to make a new /smg/ thread?

>>18879694
might not be worth it if it’s going to take a long time

>>18879767
Is there only the FED which can manipulate assets?

>>18879673
>FED

>>18879781
doomp /smg/

I should hold onto these, right?

>>18879790
No but they can if they want, which was the point

>>18879743
It is just one of the seven godly plagues that have all already been priced in since 2000 BC

ANON WHY DONT YOU OWN ANY TGTX YET IVE BEEN TELLING YOU TO BUY IT FOR AGES

>>18879743
Lockdown when?

Get comped over here.

>>18879872

>>18879882
>>18879882
>>18879882
>>18879882
new thread

>>18879886
you forgot the subject line you FOOL

>>18879862
i want catgirl stocks instead

>>18879886
>>18879888
just

>CBC radio: people with work visas are going back to their shithole countries because of the lock down

>>18879862
Still a good buy at 17? Data looks good.

>>18879920

dunno

probably yes but there will definitely be some profit taking now

>>18879689
When people close their shorts, GME stock is 100% shorted and the only way to close a short is through a buy.

>>18879564
That's everything I've got after losing 100% of my portfolio on retarded shorts

>>18879497
To be fair, he did fk over a lot of new investors, his own shareholders and himself. And it's kinda irksome that he gets so much praise e.g. oracle of omaha, when his recent perfomance has been terrible and his past achievements were either insider trading or starting early. He is too lazy to learn about technology or anything new, as opposed to some other billionaires, giving the excuse of don't invest in something you don't understand, thus missing the advent of tech companies like amazon, netflix, google and his best buddy's company microsoft. If you don't understand something, go fking learn it, it could be an amazing opportunity then you would kick yourself for missing, don't just dawdle around and say I don't understand so I don't want to invest and stay in your comfort zone holding a bunch of relics that barely make you money. Imagine if instead of holding his beloved banks, he went and bought amazon, google, facebook or microsoft, he may have beaten Bezos to a hundred billion in net worth. I still have some respect for him because he is a pioneer of value investing but he just couldn't keep up with the times

>>18878539
Agreed, RTX is a solid buy and decent company to invest in.

ding ding ding gentlemen

>>18877541
Thank the nordic gods I sold at 12