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>always walk into wagie job, forgetting to turn wifi off, and attempt to hop on /biz/
>always blocked
>hop off and proceed to occasionally lurk and shitpost while it's slow or on the shitter
>walk in today, start lurking and shitposting in coin-specific threads
>wifi is still on
are they onto me or is the IT guy b-b-b-b-based?

>> No.18874698

all your link is gone btw

>> No.18874714
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>>18874681
IT guy here
you welcome bruh

>> No.18874721

You aren’t working from home due to coronachan OP? Join the club m8

>> No.18874722

>>18874681
You've been reported to the SEC. Your IP Address is being tracked.

>> No.18874741

>>18874681

IT guy here, youre retarded for not being able to figure this out on your own. ngmi

>> No.18874750

your phone has a setting where if the wifi is slower atm than the network connection, it will use the network instead but still show the wifi icon. Just a thought. Check you settings and try again another time

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>>18874721
no, I'm a hero faggot
>>18874750
seems way too convenient seeing as the internet works flawlessly with everything else but now I can suddenly use /biz/
>>18874714
ty

>> No.18875055

Had the opposite happen to me. First 4chan was enabled, then they blocked it

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>>18874681
Hello, wagie! How was your weekend? Glad it's coming to an end, right? Ready for the next 4 days of hard toil for a few printed dollars?
How does it feel to actually WORK and move your bones for the same money that the people in government just print and take home for free?

Wagie? You there?

Ah I figured you are getting to bed because you have work, That was a hard monday workshift now wasn't it? All that relaxing tonight is about to be up.
I just woke up (at 10pm at night, it's really the optimal hour) with stacy at my side. See, wagies like you are too tired on the weekday night, because you know you will be at work slaving away in the morning. You have exhausted all your energy the day before, now you will continue the cycle going to bed early and waking up early. You have no energy, much less find a day with stacy who is already at my house. I on the other hand, see plenty of stacy's at the bar because I don't have to go to bed, and I get amazing sex. No wagies there tonight!

Anyway, poor wagie. I have much to do tonight! While you will be going to bed, I will be gaming all night and enjoying myself after sex. When you will be driving in your shitmobile to your job to earn paper funny money, I will best fast asleep into a pleasant slumber.

After that I will awake by stacy by my side. I will kick her out for the time being, as I must wake up tomorrow night for another session of gaming. You there, wagie? I thought not. You won't be up until 6am, and even then you won't have enough energy to get yourself out of bed. What a waste of your precious week which you only look forward to for a small sliver of scraps, poor wagie? Meanwhile I will be enjoying every single day like it is a saturday.

I plan on continuing my daily routine with no stress. Anyways, I'll leave you to go to bed, wagie! Have a good morning working for shekelberg, or should I say afternoon. Get the rest wagie, don't want to be tired in the morning now do we?