/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for cunny.

Second for cunny.

Rebly do dis bosd wid benis :-DDDD

Daddy buffet lost his chad pass

nth for SQQQLDERS

Red canceled.

I only respect TVIX holders, bros

cunny!

Just bought MRO lads

FUCK BULLS
FUCK CRABS
FUCK THE FED
FUCK WARREN BUFFET
FUCK OIL
FUCK TANKERS
and most importantly
FUCK YOU!

who /buyandhold/ here?

STOP BUYING IDIOTS
GO CASH
HOLY SHIT
THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORST TIME TO INVEST RIGHT NOW
YOU HAVE A HUGE DOWNSIDE RISK WITH A FUCKING ABYSMALLY TINY CHANCE OF GAINS

Heh, bobo, you thought we were bulls?
Wrong. We're PITBULLS

Anyone think MVIR is going to go back up, already made tiny profit but that one shill kept saying sell Friday

S&P 4000+ this summer

CUUCKSHIRE CUMAWAY -2.5%

FUCK BEARS

>>18860340
LONGTERM GANG
LONGTERM GANG
LONGTERM GANG
LONGTERM GANG
LONGTERM GANG
LONGTERM GANG

>>18860334
>FUCK YOU!
Yeah? Come try it asshole, come try it with your asshole, you dumb asshole.

I can break even on my TNK stock - Teekay Tankers. Should I get out to break even or hold this until earnings on the 28th?

>>18860340
I bought some brk.b shares. eventually i'm going to convert the shares into class a stock take what ever tax hit, but have more voting power. I look forward to living this new kind of life.

>>18860348
You mean MVIS? If so, dump it if you’re green.

>>18860355
BASED! BASED!

ABSOLUTELY BASED!!

The next few days will be enjoyable. Bulls keep coping even at a red day.

-0.5% is nothing nowadays. -0.5% tomorrow will be nothing either. Keep the entertainment up shizos

>only -0.6%

is that is bobos?

Fuck the Feds and Fuck Buffet.
Stop fucking with Amerisharts!! No more stimulus?? Fuck you im buying the whole god damn market!!!!!

Bull arguments
>Feds go BRRRRRRRRR
>Can't bet against america lmao elites would never abandon our economy if it was beneficial to them
Bear arguments
>Fucking everything

Not going to bet against the feds, if Buffet hiding cash under his couch isn't enough to make the market crash nothing is

>>18860332
based

What is the next PnD like MVIS?

>>18860348
It's sure to hit $4 by Wednesday and I'm selling then

>>18860346
>please please let me sell my shorts/puts because I shorted the bottom again

SPY is crabbing, is there any individual stock thats doing better than 10% in any direction? i have a share of CODX tahts on a tear, i bought as a meme but now i wish i had stacked it

>>18860367
already did

>>18860355
>>18860340
Going to be frustrated

>selling because some senile 89 year old who has a fund that has under performed the SPX for the last 5 years decided to cash out and not take a chance of leaving his legacy in tatters

shiggy

>>18860346
Go long you retard. Don't bet against America. Literally best time to buy and forget about it

>>18860334

how i become a successful conman like elon musk?
i have to sell meme shitty products?

Not gonna lie RTX performance is pretty disappointing. It better start delivering soon.

>>18860396
>implying you know more than warren just 'cuz

I have 10 shares of HUBG at 12% green.
Sell or hold!?

>>18860340
>>18860355
RIGHT HERE
LONGTERM CHADS ALL THE WAY
What is your longterm portfolio consisting of boys?

>>18860340
Isn’t that what is supposed to happen? I thought people held into stocks for years, I literally started last Thursday. When I posted my holds (about $800 stocks, mostly value, $200 in oil for long hold) and everybody freaked out.

VOTE

https://www.strawpoll.me/19945465
https://www.strawpoll.me/19945465
https://www.strawpoll.me/19945465

dear lord
make tvix go to 1k, if you don't you're gay
amen

is it over for us htz cucks? or should I buy more in case they rebound?

>>18860355

>Want to wake up at market open to reroll my weekly MSFT option writing
>Dont wake up
>Wake up now
>Price has gone even higher in that time
>Get 400$/contract instead of 250$
>Another week of money for pressing two buttons on monday
I love sleep and writing options, lads

What will the next MVIS or UAVS pump and dump be?
PLEASE I NEED TO TRIPLE MY PORTFOLIO

KOS MRO GANG SOUND OFF
Last chance to buy in.

>>18860376
This was always going to be a slow bleed. I don't expect any more circuit breakers.

>>18860387
>>18860400
AAAAAAAAA NO NO NO
JUST SELL, GO 100% CASH AND GO TO SLEEP

>>18860357
show me that BUSSY bitch
ill fucking tenderly love that asshole nigga

>>18860363
Berkshire will crash when Charlie dies.
The Berkshire successors have nothing to say but "I agree" when the crazy old bastard Warren is blableling bullshit.

Get cucked fucktard I hope you went allin

LONG TERM GANG RISE UP!! I SAID RISE MOTHER FUCKERS!!! TAKE BACK YOUR WEALTH SHARE BY SHARE!

>>18860346
BUY AND CLOSE YOUR EYES RETARD

>>18860415
You didn't give a time frame, so im assuming short term

Anyone buying puts on uber or lyft?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>18860348
I sold this morning for a nice profit but Im starting to think it'll actually run to 2 tomorrow.

>>18860435
NO, SELL AND CLOSE YOUR EYES

>>18860400
this. I'm thinking steel? X? Return from chinese manufacturing.
Best ways to bet on Trump?

>>18860415

BUY IN MAY AND GO AWAY

Why dht is crabbing while other tankers like stng mooning?

>>18860415
>smg is super bullish

time to short everything!

>>18860412
You're supposed to be actively managing your portfolio by buying stocks you like when their cheap, selling when high, then repurchasing when they drop.

buy and hold only works when you've already got a lot of money.

BVLL BVLL BVLL BVVVVVVVVVVVVLL BVLL SVRGE BEARCVCKS

>>18860449
They were till RDS.B fucked me

how long are you TVIX gang hodling? its already starting to crab, im thinking hold until end of week and if nothing crazy happens by friday sell it before losses pile up, then rebuy the dip before some big news that might happen later

>Japan asking for remdesivir now
>they really bet against the USA

Which stock is she talking about?

>>18860346
Haha money printer go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Can people post their velocity of money, money supply, deflation vs inflation expectations?

Im expecting lots of inflation in big tech category of stocks by year end. I think consumer prices drop, healthcare costs grow, and housing flat.

Oh benis :-DDDD
Im only ub 5.68% doday beguz of DVIGS :-DDDD

DVIGS GANG :-DDDDD

>>18860483
she's talking about one of these.

>>18860361

PLEASE RESPOOND

Yes, I'm a rich nigga
(Dubba-AA flex)
Yes, I'm a rich nigga
Yes, I'm a rich nigga
Yes I'm a rich nigga, rich nigga, rich nigga
I heard that you is a bitch nigga, bitch nigga

>>18860483
Bro that’s a man.

>>18860361
>>18860496
if it's too big in your allocation for high risk plays, i would sell some.

>>18860361
hold until may 18th. If Oil hasn't dropped to ~10$ by then, it wont and tankers won't moon.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOORING

>>18860486
the biggest loss of jobs is on the low income end. Meaning the big everybody purchases will be in lower demand but the high end will be intact. I expect tech growth to get most of the inflation effect as the new "safety" becoming that sector.

>>18860410
outside my 401k I'm buying VFIAX and VTMGX and just dollar cost averaging into both

>>18860449
happy Monday divvie bro

WKHSCHADS WE RIDIN THE FUCK UP

BUY BABA 6/19 170 PUTS

>>18860486
>velocity of money
well that's the only unknown variable currently, so nobody knows. I think velocity will be low if tourism is fucked for 2020, which is it is really, so no inflation.

at best you have inflation on stocks, jsut like after 2008, especially on nasdaq

Does selling a position and then rebuying same day count as a round trip?

DO NOT REPLY TO FATTY NATTYS

>>18860459
DHT has been pretty stable since thursday while others dumped hard, they are just catching up now.

>>18860523
faggot zoomers who are just waiting for AAAAAA posting need to get the fuck out

>>18860478
As long as spy is trending down I’m holding tvix

>>18860511
I swear to god I saw Plies rolling in a pimped out red convertible right down a main road in Columbia, South Carolina back in 2012 or 2013

I think my IQ dropped several points

>>18860297
DHT earnings are coming up. Massive gainz incoming boys

>>18860407
Not gonna lie, should have sold at 68$, just because the dip was predictable.
But won't sell them now for sure!
This thing will get up to 70$ or at least 68$ in the nexts weeks unless a big crash comes. Support should be at 55$

Buy some SHOP puts rght now, you can thank me later with 15% of your earnings.

You're welcome.

>>18860340
Right here, got plenty of time. Enjoying the sale

W-when is the pump happening bros?

>>18860523
This is why you use leverage. Fast forward to 0$ net worth or incredible riches.

>>18860538
Why wouldn’t I buy $175 puts instead? Only $1 more per contract

>>18860539
This is my thinking. Growth stocks inflate. Most everything deflates longer. The money will concentrate in tech over time.

Spending will be more local.

how big should my lambo be?

>>18860459
STNG is a product tanker which has higher rates even though contango isn't as steep.
FRO has product tankers at spot rates.

>>18860346
I always buy.

>>18860544
I'm surpised NAT even has a logo.

>>18860565
It already happened. Didn't work this time, doom impending

>>18860361
sell at breakeven since you have no idea wtf you're doing

spy slowly dropping, only held up tech, should end the day red ded

>>18860386
Pretty lame pump

>>18860543
No

>>18860346
And the Jew tools their money. Cash and shorts are the only intelligent plays.

where are my ccl chads

>>18860557
if everyone knows this why would I go up more after the report?

>>18860421
Teach me your ways anon.

KOS AND ET CHADS CANT LOSE

>>18860594

i put in like a month of damn research before oil tankers were even being memed. i was sure of my strategy but my iron hands are rusting with this volatilty

>>18860597
yeah I bought some amazon.. fuck it if I bought the top it's a wonderful business

>>18860419
Just once before I die I will have a women like that heat up my tendies for me

>>18860563
>puts on shop
Lmao

Forget the stress, buy vgt, enjoy your life and get ready to retire very early

Why are we going down again. Stop.

>>18860476
The fucking KING of dividend stocks. And they just threw it away. I didn't even own rds bu it still pisses me off

>>18860419
Imagine unironically being so clinically retarded you had EVER bought htz, let alone during corona-chan.

>>18860621
Waiting for the market to turn around and I’ll load up. Made bank on the last run up

>>18860563
Too expensive :(

all you Obama-voting not in Trumpconomy trusting Niggers will regret dearly not having bought right now at "all time high" prices.

Jump on the recovery train now or get left behind bearkeks

Anyone else think long term SIRI is in trouble? Like anyone can listen to streaming music on their phones now and since all mobile carriers have unlimited plans there is no reason to have a satellite radio subscription anymore.

>>18860419
Just average down. It's not like they will go to zero.

TVIX bros
we're fucked aren't we

Get on the CERS bandwagon. Blood and antibody transfusions to treat covid 19. They are also a top of the line blood corporation.

Earnings tomorrow, not like you need to play that, but at least keep an eye on this.

>>18860346
>A 90 YEAR OLD MAN TOLD YOU TO SELL WHY AREN'T YOU DOING IT GOY

>>18860656
I made 40% on it before the bankruptcy talks. I figured as soon as the quarantine was over they’d bounce up. Glad I got out though

Energy Transfer, America's company.

Energy Transfer is a top notch stock right now.

Energy Transfer baby lets go.

>>18860626
are you suggesting the most massive earnings they've had in recent memory is already priced in

>>18860486
>Can people post their velocity of money, money supply, deflation vs inflation expectations?
>Velocity
Might have a small bump in the year. We're in it for 1 to 2 years, i'm sure
>M2
High levels. I'm very weary
>deflation vs inflation
generally inflation, light.

>Im expecting lots of inflation in big tech category of stocks by year end. I think consumer prices drop, healthcare costs grow, and housing flat.
I expect CPI up (inflated prices now will likely stay), stocks to return to normal levels (2016 and earlier) but blue chips will have a lot of weight, healthcare cost up, taxes up (end of short term/mid term), housing drop (5%-20%). There will be a choke up on credit by the banks (see JPM new mortgage UW guidelines) and I think that few people are going to want to buy with job insecurity.

>>18860297
Someone stop me from buying $2k worth of RTX on margin.

>bought the top again
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18860552
I second that as being legit.

>>18860688
their 5 year chart looks kinda scary anon

>>18860687
That's why I sold an hour ago lad. No volume means no volatility means TVIX goes down.

Short AMC. Thank me later, losers

>>18860699
Yes, we're returning to normalcy and once demand returns tankers will be the first form of storage that's pull out from given how expensive they are

>>18860680
This right here is the sell signal yall

>>18860635
so hold... it should go up now

Upwards movement on MVIS again?

>>18860704
No need, your broker will put an end to that with a margin call tomorrow.

>>18860704
im not going to stop you because this dip is based solely on journalist speculation, not fact

convince me NOT to buy USAC right now

>>18860704
Just buy $1K and wait. You don't seem to be thinking clearly.

>>18860731
>and once demand returns
which is when?

>>18860704
>buying that tanking stock
you need to stop

>>18860731
DHT has conservative management, they probably lock in rates at lower spots but it means they can continue paying a 17% dividend for the rest of the year>>18860750

>>18860704
Wait until earnings report later this week. It's rumoured they might announce a dividend cut.

>>18860702
cute WIZ!

Will SPY break through the 279 retracement or will it bounce back toward the previously rejected 293? Place your bets degenerate laddies and gamblermen.

>>18860746
if you buy usac your mother will die in her sleep and you will lose money

>>18860713
Good thing you aren't buying 5 years ago then. I think it looks alright, but I am more forward looking.

Not today, BOBO

CAH calls

>>18860432
Does he use that bike chain to lock up his ride?

>>18860768
Since we rejected 2950 so heavily, breaking the 2790 seems more logic. Neutral zones suck and are boring, make a movement now.

>>18860648
down is the default, people will get bored of the fed's big entertaining moves and the horror will seep in

>>18860785
Based, fuck wasps.

>>18860789
For what purpose? They’ve been dropping like a rock for 5 years

>>18860621
CCL chad holding on 30 shares and waiting for another dip.

>>18860340
>report in, team
reporting in
reporting in
reporting in

>>18860544
Where does TNP fit into this?

>>18860476
Try investing in more then one.

All Intcels need to bow down and suck AMDchad cock. AMDchads run this market. Kneel.

>>18860768
310 next stop, then the last dip before going to 400+

Which one of you Judas swindling fucks tricked me into buying $FRO?

>>18860483
UVAS

>>18860820
Retard alert.

>>18860817
AMD STRONG

>>18860799
It has only been recently and weakly rejected so far. Compare to the previous rejection at resistance. THAT was a strong rejection.

>>18860704
How much margin can you afford? If that is about a quarter or less, go for it. Otherwise wait. If it dips below 55, then go half of your margin.

>>18860761
DHT, FRO, NAT are all more conservative and should moon way harder. But why aren't they yet. Are investors pumping the shittier tankers up only to dump them for these, or what? I don't get why DHT is barely moving despite earnings coming out tomorrow and why FRO and NAT are down.

>>18860799
2950 this week

Is it too early to get TQQQ?

>>18860823
>he didn't buy DHT

Jesus Christ niggers, just short your current picks and you'll do better.

>>18860817
intel knows it too
that 10900k launch lmao

>>18860829
Watch & Learn

AMC or SPY put?

>>18860340
Buy and Write
Then buy again.

So pretty much the same desu.
>>18860346
>Betting against America
Ok
>Betting against the Fed
Shiggy Diggy

>>18860835
Moon probably only happens about next year when all the ships are on year-long stay-at-port $150k/spot/day. It should go up but only a bit compared to total upside potential in the meantime.

>>18860687
>>18860720

>>18860768
breaks down, but not after some sideways movement.

>>18860764
I need her to drain my nuts

>>18860823
hold
HOLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>18860812
Greek penny stock with a shit load of debt and preferred shares that pay >8%
It trade at a big discount to NAV for some reason.

>>18860823
>>18860577
FRO has the upside of product tankers at spot rate

i am in love with the irish lady on bloomberg. does she do radio or audiobooks?

>>18860680
>The market's been green for so long, what could possibly go wrong now?
Get ready bears

>that Bart on QQQ

We crabbin now

>>18860876
>FRO has the upside of product tankers at spot rate

What the fuck does that mean, retard? Just tell me how long I have to wait before offloading these burdensome bags.

>>18860834
True, but this was a text book fake break out rejection.

anyone have tips for increasing capital? im poorfag so is penny stock trading only way?

>>18860895
You deserve to lose money

>>18860812
Drop that zero and get with a hero

ELON DO MORE DRUGS PLEASE

>>18860901
God I'd let her destroy me

I want those milkers in my face

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWE PUMPING

>>18860881
BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>18860901
Options trading. But you'll probably lose all your money honestly.

>>18860901
penny stocks are how poor people stay poor forever

>>18860919
PLEASE STOP

Why fight the trend?

>>18860877
Which one bro

>>18860901
stop being a coomer
competing for women will not make you happy
buy sell only options without leverage

>>18860901
>im poorfag
How much we talking here?

>>18860919
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18860917
>God I'd let her destroy me
Doesn't sound like she needs to do much for that.

Do I double down on my puts? Today's action brought the prices down below where I bought most of them. I'm thinking today's crabbing turns to a bear run tomorrow or wednesday. What do you guys think?

>>18860917
Simp

>>18860864
Well, if things play out like that then FRO will hit a thousand as it will be far worse than their earlier super contango. I doubt the crisis will last the entire year, but I am expecting these tankers to double or triple easily in value in the meanwhile. If it goes to previous highs or near them in a miracle run I won't complain though. I just want to see profits start coming already to sell some shares off to pay off margin from other things I am profiting off of but want to keep so I don't really want to sell them back thus I am sitting here stuck on margin when I rather not be.

Why is it always elevator up and stairs down

LMAO BASED FDA SAVING MY PUTS

>>18860901
keep compounding and always protect your cash. it's like that stupid rice chess board story. Find a way to safely decrease the amount of time required to compound & you'll be stacked in no time.

>>18860966
That's what I did.

>>18860976
This
Even crypto is doing this
Fuck this clown world

>>18860680
this racism is very offensive desu

where is the rat
I need your guidance

>ZM is up
Lmao

What the fuck... I'm down almost 1% on my Berkshire investment. I'm fucking walking away.

>>18860976
because every retard is smart enough to jump on an uptrend
and if every retard does that, a potential uptrend simply becomes a spike up

meanwhile retards typically won't immediately jump ship from a stock if it starts going down

>>18861011
>long term investor

I think i have a gambling problem

>>18860720
no volatilty? bro Trump literally announced we might restart the trade war with china

>MSFT insulating me from any losses again

>>18860725
obvious play but theres no trade volume

>>18860999
Agreed. The monkey should clearly be at least lv12.

any TA niggas here? is now agood time to buy into the NDX? will it collapse again? looking for long term

>>18860396
>outperforms the market on average his entire life
>bu but what about my techies! What about based Elon?

The man is a Billionaire investor, where is your fortune?

>>18860346
Got another buy order on DHT for 7,10. Ain't going higher. Reminder that tomorrow is the earnings conference!

best blue collar american industries?

>>18860966
Im not a bull and just opportunistic, but even I just trust the Fed now.
Today being red has shown that even Warren shitting his diapers can not rock the boat. The market went down a little and we are back to crabbing. If today was green I would have sold.

Just accept it, buy and dance as long as JPow plays on the main stage. The music is shit, but its there.

>>18861022
ohh right... I forgot, I'm going to get on the board and like have personal conversations with the bogs.

>>18860768
im buying puts on discount every time spy tops out near 279

>>18861049
no, for the love of god, no. It just barted up.

>>18860599
>pumps over 100%
>pretty lame pump

>>18860972
FRO historical upside is $200, but with the current situation it could unironically reach $500. Personally I set a more conservative target at $350. I don't see $1000 happening, but it's not technically impossible.

>>18861026
everyone here does

>>18860346
okay boboomer

wow
what a bloodbath

>>18860989
what do you mean by compound

>>18861060
3m

>>18861068
instead of selling this shit, i'm going to buy more lol, fuck it.

>>18861038
Its by far my biggest hodl as well.

>>18861073
Goodness of pump is relative to risk. Massive risk for just +100% is shit.

>>18860401
she's adorable. name?

I'm sick of cumming shamefully to Xev bellringer, and mandy flores

>>18860386
Mnlo

>>18861051
>outperforms the market because he has access to billions and insider trading info


yeah haha if i do the same ill be just like him

>>18861091
when you make $1 from dividends this year with your puny portfolio, reinvest that $1 into more dividend stocks, and that dollar will make 3 cents in dividends, which you reinvest, which will make even more...

exponential growth

just bought 1k shares of brk.a

Who has their portfolio anchored with SPHD here?

Comfy monthly payout of dividends from stable companies

>>18861027
Learn what volatility means.

>>18861038
>>18861105
What price would you guys buy more of it at?

>>18860412
Because you got in at the dumbest moment to do so. It's like starting a 10km race a kilometer behind the startline.

>>18861072
yeah i'm gonna wait

you think we will retest the literal lows? 6700? idk senpai

>>18861074
FRO upside is 350, it is DHT with the historical upside of 200. I was being sarcastic a bit there, I am not hoping for a miracle run. If we get a miracle ATH though I definitely, definitely, DEFINITELY will not complain one bit.

>>18860802
Earnings gamble

>>18861124
>I could out perform the market if I was a cheater like that guy!

Imagine being this much of a seething jealous loser, you are pathetic.

>>18860419
Dutch bitch

We will be back in the red by 1pm. Don't get suckered into this.

>>18861141
Is it complicated to pay taxes on dividends?

>retail investors get fucked
>all while my natural gas and tanker plays start paying off

>>18861063
>even I just trust the Fed now
if you really think that federally supported credit markets are going to save everything, you'd want to get into gold and bonds.

>>18861091
+X% per time-frame. make it as much of a science as possible. Right now isn't the best time for this, i think. you can get fucked up bad, but you can also win big too.

>>18861155
I almost don't want to touch NDX for a full year. I'd pick winners like GOOG or MSFT after the fallout of the slowdown.

>>18861176
but we've been into red since open and are having difficulty going green...

so what's the outlook for big corps and their fat new crisis loans when (if) things finally "normalize" ?

>>18861166

>>18861181
No, there are just two categories, the kind you pay capital gains taxes on and the kind that counts as income. Most REIT payments count as income.

Crab market
Crab market
Looks like market
Moves like crab

>>18860333
Welcome aboard fren. We're in it for the long haul.

AH SHIT DHT

>>18861187
i remember years back i didnt buy MSFT or GOOK because i thought there is no way they will just continue to go up

wrong again i guess

where the fuck do they find these commentators? anyone watching bloomberg market news? its always full of leftist european faggots shilling their SJW race guilt and china apologist views

>>18861051
He had millions in today's dollars at 14 years old, lived in ez mode market, could've turned the money he had then into billions just by putting it in literally random stocks and waiting. None of that is true for anyone else. He never in his entire career made an out-of-norm move, in fact he only made poor moves relative to possibilities presented to him at any time period.

>>18861192
I was focused on NASDAQ

As for the other indices they'll be more red by 1pm, this had all the signs of a dead cat.

How is this pattern called?

>>18861144
Any price really. Im just selling calls on it week after week. My price basis reaches low 160s or 150s before they get called.
Then I wait for a red day and buy back in.

I think 185+ would make me suspicious for the time being though.

>>18861238
"he took the /biz/ pill"

>>18861181
Your brokerage should be sending EoY tax forms based on your earnings. If you make like $10 earnings though the brokerage might just say lol don't bother.

>>18861181
All of my brokerages send out 1099-DIV forms on time to the IRS and myself.

My tax software (I used TaxHawk for several years) basically imports the totals and does it all for me.

There's really nothing complicated about it

>>18861212
Yeah, this and stuff like master limited partnerships that can be weird on your taxes, but I personally don't go buying REITs in a taxable account anyways

>>18861212
Does Robinhood total those for you where you just type in whatever the bottom number is? Or do you have to file every trade and every dividend?

>>18861238
AAAAAA-
AAAAAA-
AAAOOOO-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IM SEEING GREEN

>>18861238
The "I really wish I would have got puts on my own company right now" pattern.

>>18861238
The Cramer Effect

How do we profit?

>>18861238
the "dump before earnings followed by a greater dump" pattern

>>18861156
When I say 'upside' I don't mean ATH, I mean realistically reachable value. This is approximately 60% of ATH and aims to account for many factors that can't be accounted for just by market/company conditions.

>>18861251
Robinhood gives you a 1099-DIV like every other brokerage I've used

You basically punch in a couple lines of totals and you're done

Im just going to ignore this tankercoin stuff,

This isnt the monday slaughter I was expecting after buffett and Elon...

Can I go back to bed?

>>18861187
>you'd want to get into gold
I am.
I needed the biggest safe in my bank, because the stuff did not fit into any of the smaller ones.

>>18861273
invest in industries that import japanese honey bees

>>18861238
Hope that RTX spammer is hanging right now.

>>18860630
ET? Shit has been bleeding me dry for days. But tomorrow is the ex divvy date so thats why it might be mooning a bit now. They tend to pay divvy steadily.

>>18861238
LOADSE SHORTING MONEY

>>18860297
I kept telling you'll cowards about DOCU

>>18861273
Go short right now.

>>18861222
IT BEGINS. OUR TIME HAS COME. TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOON!

>>18861277
Ah, okay then. I think the upside then is a lot less, probably near 80-100 range, but I hope you are right.

>>18860576
If you hold and sell at 0.01 you may be able to afford this one...maybe.

>>18861277
>60% of ATH
>DHT to $120
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop that would be half a mil payout for me

What if I just steal from rich people?

>>18861273
What a cute puppy!

>>18861273
Short agriculture. Collapse of honeybee populations will eat into crop yield.

DHT earning tommorow after big drop. Shouldn't they be flush with money?

you might wanna get in wmt this week

>>18861277
>>18861156

lol what the fuck are you 2 smoking that you think FRO can go to 350

nigger if that shit hits 14$ thats a huge win

>>18861226
if the prices don't trend down for the year, i'll pick something else. maybe ERIE, VRSK, TRV, CB if they get smacked around. I already have more than enough exposure to MSFT in my 401, reeeeeeeee

>>18861285
based and pirate pilled

>>18861156
No it doesn't have a chance of going that high. You'd have to check the volume on the stock at that time. I'd figure that they've had many stock splits/offerings since then. Tankers stocks are well known to do that.

>>18861309
>>18861311
The oil surplus now is more than it's ever been and historically, tankers have never failed to reach these highs in these conditions. I would be astounded if we don't get there.

>>18860835
Betting on tankers is betting against the economy and America. No joke, I think this is a barriere people are reluctant to take.

>>18861325
>Shouldn't they be flush with money?
yes

Some really eager retards trying to catch the falling tech knife today. They're just going to be holding bags for like 5 years after this.

>>18861273
Do the exact opposite of what this board says to do

>>18861334
You are so thoroughly uninformed, it's almost sad.

>>18861325

might be too early for these tanker companies. you have to remember a lot of their ships were already chartered for 6-12 months before coronavirus hit and brought the contango.

Earnings in August may be better than May because more time will have allowed for more tankers to come off existing charters and be re-chartered at higher spot rates

Hodling TVIX one more day, but goddammit I’m not happy about it

>>18861248
Is it just bottom line gains or losses, or does the IRS want to know every trade where you have to import it all in there? For day traders that would be hell, but I'm also thinking about getting dividends.

I'm very confused if I'm supposed to put money in VTI or do some SPHD for dividends or what.. I mean SPHD apparently pays like 5% on your money

>that FRO candle

>>18861298
>he didn’t buy ET at $5.70

What did you retarded bobos think was gonna happen, when it’s obvious the majority will go short they’re bound to get squeezed. And the only exit to a short is a buy. This is why bobos always lose

>>18861273
Pick a stock you wanted to buy, then short it. Ez money.

>>18861273
fucking chinks

>>18861342
Nope. Betting for tankers is betting for the economy. Tankers provide the liquidity and storage needed for oil manufacturers to be able to wind down their facilities and still have somewhere to put the oil. Without oil tankers providing this storage, oil would be negative right now.

>>18861311
I know the feel. I am unfortunately a new investor poorfag making gains but overall not with a lot of money. If anon's projections are right I will raise my measly 8k portfolio to about 75k. Unfortunately I simply do not have more money nor can justify giving an even greater portion of my money up to this gamble, but it would help me out so much personally if tankers mooned. For the sake of my future and reinvesting the gains to cheapie dividends that can give me some consistent income, I hope it works out.

Oil is the thing keeping me in the green, today.

Are tankers and oil (maybe mining?) good investments in terms of divvies?

I'd rather put money in and forget about playing the up/down game.

>>18861307
Why would I go short when I could just buy another share of Berkshire?

dht! dht!

>oil green
>tankers turning green
What does this mean lads?

>>18861382
i think that was on the 17th of april.

>>18861372
Bottom line gains or losses. The brokerage does all the quick maths for you.

>>18861382
What deck would Dale play

Microsoft, amazon, apple.

Why buy anything else? This shit never goes down and are approaching ATH.

>>18860951
vonnie quinn

>>18861371
yeah i dont want to kick myself for selling literally right when a new trade war with china starts. Trump said the CIA is going to show proof today of the chinese virus escaping the lab, so i think they are moving to pressure the chinks and you know how commies act when cornered...militantly

Damn. US behaved totally different

>>18861411
Better odds that the oil companies can actually pay their debnts

>>18861411
means oil bros should be nervous

>>18861411
robinhoodies buying everything up related to oil because "lol its cheap"

>>18861392
Surely you're shorting it, right anon?

never bet against america

fuck the airlines, but you can buy other stocks safely

>>18861372
>>18861372
The 1099-DIV contains all dividend payouts. It's a few line items of qualified/unqualified dividend totals. I believe banks also issue this for interest payments for money market accounts

There's a separate form for proceeds from stock sales, the 1099-B.

It has a literal line item for every single trade you have made along with the price, cost basis, etc. The brokerages and IRS are required to track this.

You don't have to punch that shit in though. You get a total.

Seeing some of these day traders statements are pretty funny though, a fucking 100 page PDF.

I don't trade rapidly so my average is a few pages max a year.

Again, it's only a couple lines per brokerage that you punch into your tax software.

>>18861447 new

>>18861238
>BUYING MORE CHEAPIS

>>18861399
Because one share of Berkshire costs as much as a fucking house.

>>18861398
In normal circumstances, oil and other energy and utility stocks are great divvy investments. Tankers, however, are not. But in current circumstances (oil war + corona), it's the opposite. Though keep in mind that tankers will drop down and will drop their dividends in 1.5-2y. Oil, on the other hand, will be back on the menu by then, but right now it's beaten down and divvy-less.

>>18861414
>>18861464
Thanks!

>>18861245
>>18861257
>>18861264
>>18861264
>>18861297

And if RTX announces a Divvie cut, could we see it go to 47 agaIn? How low can this thing go? Its got some valuable companies in there. Im just happy I didnt get in at 58 like biz was saying 2 weeks ago.

>>18861424
They were doing well right before the wuflu panic hit, MSFT was $165-ish then released earnings and jumped to $185, I like the company obviously but I will be a bit more cautious buying as it reaches ATH again

>>18861461
these airlines operate outside the USA.... so like fuck them.

>>18860895
Idiot

>>18861425
Would fug

>>18861334
>14
No. Hold when you see it there, for your own sake.

>>18861338
I am absolutely fine with those outcomes.

>>18861341
Fuel me with that hopium anon. That is why I committed as hard as I could reasonably to them, even if it doesn't go as high as you said it will still matter so much for me.

>>18861342
It isn't betting against America. It allows more oil to keep being produced by providing storage space. Betting against America would be buying industrial land right now and waiting for negative oil contracts to store.

>>18861411
Means I am in the green.

>>18861461
He actually said 'never bet against america, except right now. Do not buy any stocks they will go down. Bet against america now but not in general'.

>>18861454
Probably not, considering how low I got in with these oil stocks. I can still hodl and wait and see what I can get out of it. I'll still make a significant profit either way. I am up like 100-200% on quite a few of them already.

>>18861423
Alien synchro

>>18861528
That's good then, set your trailing stops just in case.

>>18861341
where is the source that their is a huge surplus of oil and that's expected to continue? i would assume that oil consumption is resuming rather than allowing tankers to reach these enormous highs

>>18861222
>the first to bring out earnings
>once 200 dollaridoos per share during last crisis
>27 VLCC big momma's with enough oil to burn Italy to the ground like it should
HYPE!

>>18861338
Do that yourself bro, there has been no splits or offerings at all on any of the stocks being shilled here between now and 2008.

>>18861492
Thank you. I just want to put money in (at somewhat low prices, not necessarily bottom) and not have to pay much attention. I'm more interested in long term.
Any chance you'd be able to tell me the top 3 oil stock for dividends?

>>18861524
He didn't say that bearkek. He only said that he has the cash in case they go down

>>18861606
Use tradingview, go to the screener, select dividend.

>>18861627
t. didn't watch the stream. Protip: it's still online, go catch it. He said that now is not the time to buy stocks over and over again, insisting strongly.

>>18861337
>based and pirate pilled
I will actually sell 25 or so ounces soon and maybe get some NVDA and AMD to sell covered calls.

>>18861642
>>18861492
Thanks again, one more question if I may.
What's really the difference between oil and tankers? Do their charts match each other or no?

>>18861587
>oil consumption is resuming
bahahaha, how?
>rather than allowing tankers to reach these enormous highs
yeah, the FED can manipulate that too BRRR is short for BURN. We'll probably be overproducing for another half a year to a year.

>>18861713
>25 or so ounces soon
selling into strength? Do you plan to pick it back up? when?

>>18861668
I watched it. He didn't say stocks will go down. He also said that the time to buy might come very quickly.. maybe it is today. Also he is talking for ages how great stocks are so you won't convince anyone to sell with this shit bearkek

Why are you /biz/-goys always split between 2-3 stock market generals, both very active simultaneously - usually with reply cap which means they go on the bottom of thread chain...

Clearly, the threads must be frequented by some very active people that come here everyday - possibly been here for years... so how is that you as a collective haven't figured out how 4chan works yet?

I had seen a thread of a guy complaining he got fired because of porn at the j0b - the board loaded a porn banner...
You don't use adblocks either?

I don't want to insult you or anything - but just questioning... am I the first to point these things out?

>>18860683
yes and no. I remember when them and XM were separate and going into difficulties I so badly wanted to buy in at .5c i didnt and regret it. this was around 2004/5

Anyway... they are not just a radio company. they actually own the satelites in the sky. these are used for more than just radio.

and the founder is a tranny.

why is everyone saying that tankers will moon in the next few days? i'm guessing they're still under contracts from before the corona virus

>>18861747
this looks like a deathtrap

>>18861747
That webm looks dangerous as fuck. Imagine slipping into the blades lol

>>18861747
>possibly been here for years...
yes
>how is that you as a collective haven't figured out how 4chan works yet?
/smg/ was comfy up until until a month and a half ago or so. it's 4chan, how don't -you- understand how newfaggotry during a happening works?

>>18861813
now post her b00bs

>>18861745
Oh, you're a redd!tard boomer worshiping inbred who hears what the msm is forcefeeding you and denies reality even when it's publicly verifiable. Carry on then. Please put all your money in the stock market right now. Don't forget to show your losses on your favorite venue, wsbfag. I'm sure you'll say you "should've listened to da whizz hard :((" after that.

>>18861807
oil niggers are using them for storage because all other storages are full

>>18861813
I know that /biz/ is kind of isolated - and people from here hardly go to other boards.
Hey guys,
unite together in a single thread - if the thread is not under the replies cap it means it stays on first page - considering how active you are... which means even more people join the discussion.
+ You are around 100 active posters in each thread.. imagine if you all united under one.

>>>18861447
>>18861447

>>18861807
Yes, but they're starting to get oil war deals and investors know it will moon, so soon it will moon in expectation of the following quarters' earnings.

>>18861845
warren said price does not matter.. I loaded up on amazon stock because it is a wonderful business and if it goes down for a week I won't care
stop shorting the bottom and take your pills schizo

>>18861747
>I don't want to insult you or anything - but just questioning... am I the first to point these things out?
it's just that mods are dumbasses and dont delete duplicate smg or put a sticky on it

>>18861986
A sticky would be the ideal solution yes, good point.
Well maybe /biz/ lack mods right now?

>>18861742
Negative oil price
Watch what happens to dht tomorrow
In two days stng, that is up 9% today

>>18861921
are you a retard? some trolls sometimes create new smg threads to fuck it up and mods dont care

>>18861836
i don't tend to save 3D honkers. don't jive to JAV often because the squaling is horrendous, but her cheating stuff is great - I'm surprised i have nothing.

>>18861921
>imagine if you all united under one
Let's not. it'd be like a fucking sticky.

>>18861999
>Well maybe /biz/ lack mods right now?
checked
also mods on this board are just stupid and scammers themselves, allowing several same shitcoin threads instead of putting everyone into a general

>>18861238
That's a really deep crab

>>18862028
fine, fine

>>18862028
>Let's not. it'd be like a fucking sticky.
i created the first smg thread that was put under a sticky during high volatility. for once mods did the right thing

>>18860483
That is not a woman

>>18862056
this is exactly what it looks like when I look at females

considering the oil surplus started more than a month ago why haven't tankers mooned already? i know they have a little but i don't see how it'd be more than that

>>18862056
name desu?

>>18862145
filename, you stupid fucktard

>>18862115
because most of their contracts are long term and haven't expired yet so they can't move them into oil storage.

>>18861232
Literally none of what you have said is true, if it were, the totally easy and unremarkable the way Buffet made his fortune, he wouldnt be a famous investor.

4 changs contrarian streak gets so tedious sometimes.

>>18861926
We have a TREMENDOUS California faggot here:

>>18861845
California dunce:

>>18861668
Tremendous Cali FAGGOT!