/biz/ - Business & Finance

I don’t respect women, bros

ITS TURNING GREEN BUFFET IS A DUMB CUNT

Crash harder dammit

Another attempt.

BOBO EMERGENCY MEETING NOW

you said this was gonna be a bloody monday.

I turned $10 into $24 with MVIS

I was standing on the edge but somehow markets are recovering

>>18859113
>end of this month
I'd think it's better to stay off that shit through Q3 earnings, desu.

OH NO BUFFETBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

my energy stocks are fucking pumping

buy at $2790
sell at $2800
repeat until you recover your loss

>>18859174
HAH

Made a 100% return at the expense of the casino

I put bricks on a bitch
30 xans off her tits

FUCKING NASDAQ WTF

>>18859162
Hello based department

Simple as.

New into options. Can you really make 3700% profit in an hour just that easily??

It's over

For the love of all that is holy
Please don’t let today be a crab day

Bros I'm so fucking sick of trying to clear out my backlog. Half of these games aren't even fun and they're all 60+ hours long but I feel obligated to finish them so I can mark them off my autistic list.

edit: Oops, wrong board haha

>>18859191
lmao it's like the casino doesn't even know how to invest longterm

t.bobo

Thats it?

Imagine for a second betting against The United States of America, we have the best companies, the best CEO's, and all around the best people. We have a cabal of elites who guide the world and make sure to keep the retarded poor minorities exactly what they are, Retarded poor minorities.

imagine not dollar cost averaging through this volatility

Regained everything I lost on Fridays dump thanks to MVIS today. Just need the market to continue upwards now. Other than MVIS, Im up a whole 0.3% on my stocks so far

>robinhood

>>18859137
This shit is getting annoying...

>The SMCCF is expected to begin purchasing eligible ETFs in early May. The PMCCF is expected to become operational and the SMCCF is expected to begin purchasing eligible corporate bonds soon thereafter. Additional details on timing will be made available as those dates approach.

Start buying or stfu.

CRAMER SAID HE LOVES TESLA ON LIVE AIR

WTF I LOVE MAD MONEY NOW

>tag/prostitution/

ACCUMULATE DAL NOW

When there's a reversal and it's pulled out of the temporary bottom it's gonna be easy money

Don't miss out boys

>>18859245
How long will that take?

>>18859167
>>18859170
>>18859169
THEY BELIEVED THE OLD NUT

>>18859255
2 years

>>18859203
Now I'm at 21,000%. How do you guys not make money doing this

BUT BUFFET TOLD ME AIRLINES ARE DOOMED
I SOLD EVERYTHING

>>18859203
Not easily, but yeah options can have insane volatility like that

>>18859245
m8 they could easily go bankrupt

>>18859261
Lmao

The bulls are raping the bears' daughters again

>>18859245
Not even close to the bottom. Are you the polo guy?

RAPE THE BEAR JEROME
RAPE THE FUCKING BEAR
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

BETTING AGAINST THE FEDS AGAIN, ARE YA?

>>18859279
>believing a 90 year old diapershitting proto-boomer

just woke up, what should i buy? is SPY goin to rally back

>2020
>taking investment advice from a guy born in 1930
>not taking his own advice we get hammered on nearly everyday of “buying when others are fearful”

This is his parting gift to those of us who actually follow his advice from his younger days.

I really want to be cocky right now, but i must keep it inside.

wtf was that

>>18859221
This guy gets it.

>>18859273
Damn I really need to learn to trade options.

>>18859314
maybe, but who the hell is buying?

>>18859308
Not even for a second.

>Elon spits the truth on Tesla
>hundreds try to report him to the SECX
>Boomer Buffet dumps airline
>everyone shouts "call" "buy" signal
FUCK THIS CLOWN MARKET

>>18859273
>>18859203
>That spread
WEW
.7 asking .05 bidding you aint made any money

TANKER BOYS, WE MUST HOLD THE LINE. THIS IS ONLY TEMPORARY, THEY WILL RISE AGAIN

Imagine selling the bottom

>>18859273
No one is buying those contracts lmao. That’s only displaying the average between the ask and the bid. Someone’s asking for way more than that’s worth

>markets rocketing
what the fuck is even happening anymore

>>18859269
why doesn't anyone care
THE LINE IS GOING UP
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOBO HELP ME

>>18859328
Shorts taking some profits. The massacre will resume shortly.

>>18859341
EURN is doing well

>>18859291
>>18859255
>>18859293

Last chance to buy.

It's on the way up.

See you at the top, anons

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO TURN OFF THE PRINTER, T-THEY CANT JUST KEEP ON PRINTING FOREVER I-I-IT WILL CRASH THE ECONOMY

>He panic sold right before ex-dividend

NGMI

>>18859341
that's not DHT

High IQ play

Get into MVIS now at 0,87 USD
Put a limit sell order at 1,00 USD

I'm coming back

>>18859348
Line goes up and only up hehehe...

>>18859336
>TSLA up +4%
LMAO This is fucking insane. Its retail too isn't it?

>bought the bottom
I think I'm gonna make it lads...

>>18859338
>>18859345
Ah I understand now. Thanks

>>18859341
Its so hard.... I dont know how much longer I can take

>>18859243
NO

USA
S
A

>>18859370
Do you know chinas stimulus plans emphasize ev?

Clownworld huh.

THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE

>>18859364
Bruh, why would they hit a dollar?

>>18859364
I thought MVIS would crash to the .60's, but Im surprised it's actually holding at the high .80's. Sold at .95 but Im starting to think that was a mistake, could actually go mid 1.5's by the end of today.

>oil

please
earnings....reawaken the bear
FUCK MUMU AND FUCK CRAB

WHY WON'T ZM FUCKING GO DOWN

This is so fucking boring when is the crash?

>>18859332
should i just buy a SPY put?

>>18859390
>tfw long on lithium ion

>ZOOM +4.48%
who are the fucking retards buying it upwards?

>>18859414
taleb is doing it

>>18859366
You just KNOW

>>18859422
zoomers

>>18859366
Where's the bear hiding?

>>18859137
Aaaaand just like that, SPY will never go below $280 again

>>18859273
there's a lot that goes into options. remember 2 things:
1. liquidity is a lot lower. sometimes finding people to sell your options back to is hard.
2. options expire, and you lose what you paid for it, regardless of whether it's in the money or not. you just profit if you bought it cheap enough that your cost basis on the option plus cost of exercise is less than market price.

the first one is free. congrats.

>>18859348
Bull market
Buy when there's blood on the streets
Buy when everyone is fearful

>MVIS
Are we geniuses? Or mere idiot savants.

>>18859336
Tesla is speculative buyers, a lot of them will end up getting fucked. The retards buying airline stocks because Boomer Buffet sold his don't realize that when they file Chapter 11 the airline will keep operating but the shareholders will be wiped out.

>>18859424
Nnt isnt clearheaded. Very intelligent but highly flawed.

>>18859412
Crash wont happen before everyone on Jeromes facebook friendlist has enough money to survive the recession

HEPPENING ALL GREEN TO THE MOOON

>>18859425
Bobo's wife on the right

RTX is fucking static right now.

>>18859412
Last March

I missed the dip, it’s okay I only had 100 dollars to spend anyways just going to sit on this cash until next Monday (Payday) then I will 1700 dollars to invest.

Hopefully next dip will happen surely.

Resist the urge to be cocky bros.

>>18859454
>tfw SOXL is on the list

>>18859454
>Buying ETF's
Will I only directly benefit from shit like SPY? How much will this benefit individual equities?

>>18859447
Funny thing is with all the QE assets are going to appreciate and further separate the rich from the poor, meanwhile low interest rates will entice the poorfags to take out loans and create new bubbles.

>>18859481
That was so boring though, I mean it didn't even set the S&P back a year. I want some 2008-tier attrition.

>>18859427
it's eating it from the inside

dear lord make tvix go up
my last 600 bucks on this shit, just tryna buy my tranny gf an operation so we can have kids
thank you lord

To be honest the volume this morning is pathetic.

>>18859428
waahlah

>>18859412
It’s been and gone.

>>18859454
WHAT THE FUCK

>>18859414
based on the following >>18859245 >>18859370 >>18859410 >>18859422
I think you're ok to short, but >>18859298 >>18859454 say otherwise. this central planning shit is getting on my nerves. fuck boomers. even if we profit on the way down and up, we're inheriting a hellscape because boomers are fucking children.

>bought TSLA at 500
am i going to make it bros?

I don't get theses threads, absolutely nothing indicated their would be a crash and everything indicated the market would go primarily sideways and up.

>>18859512
The volume is low. It's odd.
Also, where my JCP crew at?

>>18859176
Can we meme it to $1.5 ?

>>18859454
Sensible. Velocity of money is too low and stimulus necessary

I PANIC SOLD BECAUSE BIZ TOLD ME WE WERE CRASHING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE IF I HELD

FCC.VN
I hope some of you listened to me last week.
https://www.firstcobalt.com/investors/news/first-cobalt-announces-positive-feasibility-study-results-for-canadian-cobalt-refinery-expansion

>>18859521
That's it?! Fucking hell it's so boring dude. I want to see some real destruction :/

>>18859537
Well there was the king of all boomers dumping airlines

>>18859454
Buy ETFs and then make the market moon
easy profit

>>18859537
You are absolutely right, you don't know shit. Go back

>>18859496
You can look at their holdings to see what the heaviest weightings are. Those should see a pop. If you have enough capital/margin you could even emulate the fund to save on the fund fees, you’d just have to rebalance with the fund.

>>18859538
Thinking of dumping more into JCP, 300 deep now.

>>18859537
>I don't get theses threads, absolutely nothing indicated their would be a crash and everything indicated the market would go primarily sideways and up.
The entire global economy is fucked...

what's this pattern called?

>>18859562
Me too Anon, me too. I thought this was the chance to get rich. Whoops

>>18859562
you type like you enjoy cock

Still holding onto all of these tanker stocks

>>18859531
you made it

>>18859562
Many stocks are down 70% plus ytd still

>>18859537
>everything indicated the market would go primarily sideways and up.
what timeframe? Indications seemed to be a Monday bounce, but a red week.

>>18859554
Buy high
Sell low
Never change /biz/

>>18859454
Junk bond ETFs, not SPY. The later is not legal, they would need Congressional approval. The former they haven't done despite have the ability to do so for a few weeks.

Slow and steady RDSB bros

What's going on with MVIS now?

>>18859585
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18859590
this

>>18859590
>not enjoying a fat juicy cock
Yikes imagine being a str*ightoid

>>18859591
if it doesn't make you rich in one day better sell it and buy something that's already green

>>18859245
Give that some time. I'm watching though.

tvix what the fuck
just go up

I feel like popping champagne bull bros.

AAAAAH WHY DIDNT I BUY THE DIP!!!!!

>>18859609
Went to $1 now back to about $.87

>buy slightly otm call on friday right before market close after it's down 75% in value
>today, it's slightly in the money
>I'm down 20%
I'm starting to see why you all say not to fuck with options

>>18859631
Join the party

Can we short Cisco? I have had to restart my work laptop twice now because the shitty VPN service refuses to start

So this is the "bloody monday" you brainlets were calling for all weekend?

>>18859616
Ok tr*nny

>>18859631

refer to >>18859488

OILCHADS RISE UP

My oil shares are the only thing keeping me from killing myself at the moment desu

>>18859609
Profit taking.

>>18859591
They keep saying July THEY KEEP SAYING JULY

WHO IS BUYING
WHAT
THE
FUCK

>>18859631
As long as it's one owned by LVMH. Gibs me money

>>18859531
Tesla isn't even profitable. You might make money but it is just speculation.

>>18859586
Still time. I was hoping there would be a new bubble, maybe something in the automotive loans? What's happening to all these people with car payments now?

>>18859590
I don't unfortunately. Instead I have a clingy gf that texts me all day and gets mad when I'm busy all day and don't get back to her. She is a good cook though and it's nice to cuddle..wat do? she has very low self-esteem and I think I'm starting to taking advantage of her... like being manipulative.

>>18859594
That's nothing though. I mean okay a little blip but everything is so expensive we need a real correction here.

WE CRABBIN’ BOYS

I just put my life savings into Ford stock option call that will expire 5/22

Easy money

>>18859137
I HAVE $25 WHAT DO I BUY

>>18859137
BRRRRRRR

hope you bought your cheap SPY puts just now during the short squeeze

>>18859410
im guessing so we can short it more?

>>18859643
Going back up? Or was that it?

FUCK THE FED
FUCK THE FED
FUCK THE FED

>>18859642
We told you on Friday

>>18859554
Never sell for a loss. Just hold. Things always recover

Being bearish is fucking fun. I'm not becoming a mumu even if it hits 3000 today. Suck it

>>18859671
A nice shirt so you can go get a job.

>>18859661
Its algorithmic and retail trading. Volume was less than 6 million for 9:30-9:45 which is low af.

>>18859137
I am financially recovered. Thank you Jerome and thank you MVIS BVLLS

You know why it is called "bull"? Because it is pure bullshit.

BVLL BVLL BVLL BVLL! LET'S GO GREEN ON ALL INDEXES TODAY BABY, COME ON!

>>18859657
I started today worrying. But I guess there was nothing to be afraid of. Only my poor RTX now is causing me grief.

>>18859671
jc penny
you can easily turn that $25 into $28

>>18859694
this desu

I'm watching CERS, it could be the next covid play to start cruising. Antibody blood transfusions as a covid treatment for those who don't know. It's a good idea and seems to work for other viruses already.

green day

REFR cheapies

>He sold
Pump eet

>>18859661
I am
Thank you Buffet for the DAL cheapies

>>18859700
It's what I have left over from my monthly stock allotment after buying VTIQ and USFD

WHAT THE FUCK TESLA
FUCK ELON,FUCK HIS UGLY GF AND FUCK HIS MEME CARS/SATELLITES

>>18859167

>>18859688
Don’t know. This is the most boring PnD I’ve seen in awhile. I guess the memes didn’t work

>>18859657
OilChad here, got some APA and SM, wishing I never bought FRO and NAT

>I sold at the bottom again
KILL ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

People are really hot at stng
Earnings in two days

>>18859630
You didn't sell and secure gains? Green day tomorrow btw

>buy calls at the top
>buy puts at the bottom
How do I stop doing this ?

>>18859454
I thought they were already buying ETFs

>>18859749
do the opposite of what you want to do

>>18859747
I ignored STNG and I'm in FRO and DHT
Am I still gonna make it?

Sp500 is lower than Friday close. What are you on about? Lol

NOOOOOOOO! What about my recession-dino? Don’t you know were in a heckin’ global pandemic?!

Rtx bros. What's happening

Oh no. Oh no no.
Even with feds incessant printing, and even buying ETFs, market is still crashing down.
Previously market mooned multiple +% upon this news.
We're going to new fucking lows this month

>economy is fucked
>even buffet is /cashgang/
>its green
OK then...

>>18859690
>little did the bear know that the only thing red today would be his rectum

>>18859759
he wants to stop buying high and selling low.........

>>18859579
>Thinking of dumping more into JCP, 300 deep now.
I've got my same 500 shares (about 100 dollarinos) in it. It was a joke buy, I can afford it easily, but it's unironically always been green for me.

It's not too late, lads. First Cobalt Corp. (FCC.VN) You may not have been smart enough to pick it up at .07 CAD a few weeks ago but it's still only .165

>>18859732
I mean what can Elon do?
He told it like it is on Friday and Boomers and Zoomers are still buying it.

>>18859495
What is the list

>>18859591
You're gonna regret it if you don't hold them until the next contract expiration crash

>>18859776
It's called volatility

>>18859748
I need 245 to break even. I had my orders ready when people shat their pants this week end.
Im just designed to lose

Anyone have a CNBC stream besides planetnews, it's all fucky right now

>>18859796
He said there would be no new cases by the end of April, he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.

>>18859436
i dont know but is it done or is it going to pump any higher. if it doesnt start moving up again soon im just going to sell

>>18859732
and fuck niggers

>>18859665
>something [catastrophic] in the automotive loans
Books seem to only have 1/10 or 1/5 accounts hurting at the moment. reopening in 1-3 months or infrastructure stimulus will keep things going smoothly. There will be a definite drop in revenues and new sales. I don't see drastic movements due to the financing yet.
t. P&C insurance

which thread???

>>18859650
Feds said they would unplug the printer. Feds lied

>>18859776
Buffet is a crook and trades off inside information.

>>18859741
They are losing for me too unlike DHT, not much but a bit. Give it another 2 days. DHT earnings tomorrow after market close, until then just hold on to see how the market receives the good news of tankers being a viable business in this climate.

>>18859772
Everything dealing with the air is taking a dump today thanks to buffet. Doesn't matter if it is actually an airline or not, so long as it deals with the skies in some way it is going down.

>>18859784
But it's red?

>>18859714
The other thing about CERS that I noticed is that it gaps up hard almost every single morning for the last 3 weeks. Buy some shares at the end of the day and sell in the morning. Been very good to me so far.

Please tell me nat will be ok. I have a 6.70 average.

crabbed

>>18859776
People panic sold Friday and this morning at open. People buying back in and buying the dip. Green tomorrow. Red rest of the week

>>18859787
https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/04/business/j-crew-bankruptcy-jcpenney-sears-neiman-marcus-retailers-coronavirus/index.html

CNBC:
>HSBC expects a ‘jagged U-shaped recovery

U-SHAPED IT IS

after listening to warren buffet i've decided to become a long term investor in Berkshire Hathaway. I kinda like putting my trust into a group that is based enough to overwhelmingly reject SJW shit like diversity nonsense.

>>18859454
so basically market is riggeed why are we betting against it when we know its literally china-tier now and can only go up from government influence

God damnit man FRO is starting to drive me up a fucking wall
;apsgija;lsgfjq;alsjg;lkjerlk

bobos on suicide watch

>>18859818
Depends. I think itll crab most of the day then at the end of the day start hitting the .90's again, possibly back into the 1's. Full disclosure, I sold at .95

>>18859762
Dunno
Im no insider or anything, but its up 5% already today and spikes out
Im in dht, stng and nat in that order
Nat is claimed to be the shittiest tanker comp but i believe boomer burgers will love to buy north american tankers

>>18859813
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

That's it fella, I'm officially out.

Cashgang for life.

Goodb ye

>>18859861
Based, this is going to be multi-year. Fuck bulltards and boomers

>>18859861
>HSBC expects a ‘jagged U-shaped recovery
>UShaped
So you mean to tell me that we are going to retest the lows, crab for a bit and then go back up

>>18859528
we are inheriting a lifetime of debt not for only us but the next 2 generations. we will be slaves to chink debt

who the fuck is buying cruise lines?????????????????????

this is the bottom

check em

>>18859864
Boomer

>>18859810
Maybe you shouldn’t make bets that only win in best or worst case scenarios

>>18859864
lol he thinks he can afford hathaway

WKHSchads we ridin the FUCK UP

Monday's are usually buy days but today is crabby as fuck.
This week will be a bloody red week.

NASDAQ GREEN
REPEAT
NASDAQ GREEN

BOBOS IN FULL RETREAT

The dump starts now, cap this

>>18859730
Oh my bad. In that case you could potentially day-trade a SPCE bounce today.

Bought more SOXL to DCA on it, and looking fine so far. A $5 call on AM, with some shares of ET and some HXL. I'll hold the SOXL (average is 122 on it) but the rest I'll dump tomorrow if things don't look terribly bright.

>>18859892
drop below the lows and then crab for about 6 quarters and change. We're going to be ok bobros.

RTX stop dude...

>>18859596
It's a Monday bounce because stupid zoomers and millennials don't know that this is just a bull trap. Overall trend is still bearish as fuck

>>18859904
There’s always poor man brk.b

>>18859892
That would be W shape

>>18859895
I bought some RCL when it was $30/share.

>>18859864
3 class b shares gives me 3 10 thousandths of a class a vote. I look forward to taking part of next years shareholder meeting.

what tanker memes do i buy into?

>>18859919
It’s been green for like an hour tho. Techies don’t mean shit.

ULTIMA

it's crabbing
noooo

>>18859897
you're a bottom. Post number confirms

Anyone doing anything with DIS

>>18859921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZZYXnHofxI&disable_polymer=1

IM A TANKER BAGHOLDER NOW

RTX is an asshole wtf is it's problem

wtf is wrong with RTX???

Bobo


is this it?

>>18859729
I’m being a bitch about getting into it because I know that as soon as I buy it, it will drop $2

>>18859941
YOU BETTER VOTE FOR BOARD DIVERSITY SHITLORD

>>18859864
The price is going to half when this literal 89 year old dies. You are investing money long term into a 89 year old.

We finally made it
Told my momma we ain't gotta stress no more
No more stripping at the club no more
I swear I'mma get her that big oven like in Auschwitz
Tendies cooking all day and i like them gritz
Cause we finally made it
We finally made it
We finally made it
I know Himmler woulda of been proud of me
That's why he still living inside of me

>sold my TVIX as it was dipping and rebought
>now my total gain for today will be whatever TVIX is +1.7%

Gotta know how to play the game, niggas.

>>18859946
please help FRO go up

You assholes have no idea what you are talking about .. not enough volume to carry sp beyond 280.
Will crab then dump. 250 spy by the end of the week.

That is the resistence. Then maybe fed announces something or it continues to test the lows

>>18859933
Yeah but if the bull's are arguing that March was the low then its more of a SQRT shaped recovery right now. The only way that HSBC makes sense is that we have to atleast retest the low and crab there for a while and then shoot right back up, presumably when a vaccine is established.

>>18859977
based

>>18859951
this image has been posted on this general every day for the last 2 months and its never been right once. I guess if you post it every day and then in happens in 20 years youll still be right

>>18859929
technical indications and friday close said so. who cares why or who. but these retailers have no idea what they're doing with those checks. they're going to flee and retard this shit longer than it has to when we get through max pain.

>>18859946
STNG and DHT. NM is good too but noone here even mentions it.

>>18859901
but this fucking shit makes no sense, airlines were killed overnight by that boomer fuckface, and stimulus has run out. What the fuck, JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>18859962
>>18859965
/biz/ is always wrong

>>18859991
Hasn't the fed already blown its load? I mean interest rates were already low going into this, QE is just raises asset prices (so only helps rich people), what else is there?

>>18859537
Congrats on being clinically retarded, bro.

>>18860002
thanks
any ideas on EURN?

Sold my HAL for profit then it starts mooning. Hope it dips again.

>>18859929
Yup. Dumb ass zoomers are spending their stimulus check right now.
They are going to get dumped on this week.

>FRO 8.85
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>18859235
got to love it when musk keeps his trap shut

>Buffett dumps and the market rallies
Is this a new paradigm bullbros?

MR. TRUMP?

I'VE FOUND THE MISSING <PRINT> BUTTON

TUMBLING DOWN

>>18860022
You can always grab some WTI while you wait.

>>18860002
Best tanker stock is $EURN, 42 VLCC, 2 ULCC, 27 Suezmax. Also $STNG and $FRO have nice exposure to clean fuel.

>Yup. Dumb ass zoomers are spending their stimulus check right now.
They are going to get dumped on this week.

LETS GO BEARS

>>18860000
based anime tiddies

>>18860000
checked

WHAT IS THE POINT OF HAVING A MARGIN WITH ROBINHOOD IF I CANT GO ALL IN ON SPXS, TVIX, AND UVXY??!?!!?!???


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hahaha, you fuckers said I was fucked. We mooning boys

>>18859975
nope i'm investing in hands off no non-sense sustainable businesses. I have faith that warren's approach is actually really fucking simple. Just buy and wait, think of it as a partnership, and enjoy life. It's that fucking easy man.

>>18859974
I will vote to put my self on the board every chance i get with every vote I have... I will also vote to remove all women and minorities from the board with every vote I have unless they prove themselves to be valuable to said board.

>made 200 with MVIS

Nice. Thanks autists. Dont care if it goes up further, got my gains, I'm out.

>>18860000
witnessed

why is a ffucking piece of shit like VLO going up today

ZOOMERS WHERE WE AT

>>18860067

>>18859736
t. didn't watch the stream

>>18860031
>>18860056
>>18860060
i love that they're going to withdraw this shit too.
>i put money into stocks for under 5 years cause BRRR!
>i don't have any cash on hand!
>what do you mean no more CARES money?
>who's this lindsey graham and how do we kill her?

>>18859975
also if the price halves, that's just an opportunity to purchase more stake for less money. I'm looking forward to giving these shares to my beneficiaries when I pass away.

YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ET BROS

Does it make more sense to look at the largest midcaps if I'm looking to swing trade? I'm thinking of building a watchlist of the five or six largest company in each index and based on futures for the day make some three-five day long plays.

OHH NO NO NO NO NO BEARS WE GOT TOO COCKY

FUCK CHINA
>FUCK CHINA
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>>18860082
>+3.5%

WHY DOES RTX KEEP GOING DOWN???

>>18859837
>>18859871
These kiddies without any patience, kek

>>18859887
Oh, longer time to get high dividend cheapies, nice!

>>18859412

Not so easy. Crash means fucking Trump will not get reelected, so all the available resources are thrown to prop up tihis this clown market. Eventually Corona-chan will win. Jerome will be defeated.

It is that simple.

>>18860094
I wish I had bought twice as much at when it was 5.80

>>18860103
I WILL NECK MYSELF IF WE END GREEN TODAY
FUCK BULLS
FUCK BUFFET
FUCK OIL
FUCK TANKERCHADS
AND MOST OF ALL
FUCK CRABS

are people really not getting drunk anymore?

>>18860111
they might cut divvies and GE won't be buying from them

>>18860117
BULL GANG
BULL GANG
BULL GANG
BULL GANG
BULL GANG

ohnonono crabbros we got too cocky

reminder that we're close to the end of the bear. but when will we find the bottom

Who here all in only VGT forever?

>>18860111

>>18860117
>not even fucking the fed

>>18860111
i bought in last week

OH NONONONONONONONONO FUCK

QUAN BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>18860124
Nobody drinks big brands anymore. All the big boys are dead

>bear
>+5% today
hehehee

WHERE MY MRO AND KOS GANG AT?

look at how obvious this is

>>18860124
Only rednecks drink trash beer anymore

>>18860112
I'm still mad about overvaluation for two friggin calendar years.

>>18859929
I mean I won't lie I bought RTX today, but I am buying dips for it because I believe that they are undervalued especially after the merger.

Dunno what my fellow Millies and what zommers are buying

>>18860142
oh yeah sorry
in my anger i forgot them

>>18860124
I'm a 34 year old boomer and so many of my friends don't drink anymore, or drink very little.

>>18860147
AB owns lots of micros as well.

>BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY
>-2.50%

YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVE

>>18859982

>>18860038
HOLD THE LINE
THEY WILL FALL AND WE WILL RISE

>>18860157
it's going lower fren.

>>18860124
How much of their business is bars, cafés and restaurants compared to consumer sales?

that was the last DHT dip
you were warned

>>18859864
is this satire? buffet REJECTING sjw shit? he is a huge SJW, probably the biggest in the world behind bill gates. he is a huge globalist-we need to share with everybody-its not fair america is #1 and africa is poor-type SJW

>>18860161
Would it be a bad idea to buy a call for raytheon in January ?

>>18860155
KOS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18860195
Did you see them btfo some diversity motion the other day?

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

GUILLOTIIIIIIIIIIIINE


HYUH

>>18860195
yeah it was the shareholders that rejected the sjw bullshit

Official tanker power ranking is in

>>18859875
i bought at .44 friday but slept in today so just trying to time the best exit now. i almost bought the $1 calls for .01 too but didnt think anyone would rebuy that garbage now im kicking myself

>markets discounting that the old guy was wrong again

more like KEKSHIRE CUMAWAY

>>18860195
You should have this guy filtered

>>18860124
Every trustfund kid runs a microbrewery where all the hip folks get their beer now.

>>18860138
Weird. Thought they have government contracts, how can their dividend NOT be secure?

>>18860155
Here and loving it.

>>18860159
I want my stocks I hold to become overvalued desu. More money. I just wasn't in yet so looked like shit to me.

>>18860161
Based. I bought a bit more too, I think it is severely undervalued as well right now and just does not deserve this treatment at all.

How to retire in 5 years
Go all in on VGT and forget about it

>>18860208
I mean that gave me so much faith in the company... I don't even give a fuck what the price does. I'm officially a long term partner and have married my self to the company. until death do I part with my brk shares.

>>18859298
Is there somewhere you can see what they're gonna do beforehand?

>>18860207
KOS DONT GIVE A FUCK MAN BUY IN NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE, WE GOING TO 1.98

Nothing more comfy than DCAing into the total world stock market

>>18860218
Wow, all the tankers I make fun of as shit tankers are at the top of the list, all the ones I support and own are at the bottom. Wtf market.

>>18860226
based.

>>18860244
>VGT
based Vanguard

>THEY BOUGHT RTX
>DUMP IT

>>18860208
They do that every meeting, every time a green or SJW thing comes up.

>>18860233
this news is speculative bullshit and rtx will be back to mid 60s here in a week or two

>>18860206
Honestly, yeah. Its risky because of the general direction of the economy. If you want to buy one later in the summer its probably a better bet than right now.

>>18860248
They will do whatever the fuck they have to. Always. There is no line in the sand with them

>>18860155
KOS MRO GANG CHECKING IN

Anyone think MVIR is going to go back up, already made a tiny profit but that one shill kept saying sell friday

Bought AMD and holding it till 55.

>>18860195
I do believe betting against anybody is pretty much a losing investment.... if you bet on everybody everybody can win with you.... that's what makes business and capitalism great, there are win win win scenarios... it's honestly the biggest reason why I left professional poker playing behind when i was in my early 20s.

NEW

>>18860297
>>18860297
>>18860297

NEW

>>18860297
>>18860297
>>18860297

>>18860281
tfw when i panic sold this morning
b..buying back in

S&P 4000 this summer

>>18860276
They didn't at the end of last week right?

>>18860226
>>18860169
when you are that old you don't care about making money. the only thing he cares about is not blowing it on a wrong bet 1 year before he dies. preservation of capital no matter the cost and the costs will be quite high because he doesn't even understand coronavirus or anything new anymore

MVIS BACK BOYS

>>18860282
i dont know i cant decide when to sell

>>18860324
If it gets too bad they will let it fall below ~1-2% ish, but nothing more

>>18860169
Faggot boomer drops everything 10%. He only goes down 2.5. Fuck this guy

>>18860071
How does a woman prove herself valuable to the board?

>>18859314
Buy MVIS. I want to dump my bags

>>18860000

>>18859245
>>18859255
Be PATIENT anon!

>>18860134
How is that even real?

wtf is happening with RTX

>>18860259
Compare the earnings dates dude
Im really surprised dht is only up so few, might be a /biz/ troll

Buy right now some SHOP puts, you can thank me later with a small amount of your earnings.

>>18860504
What happened with every single shit biz tells you to long.
It takes your money away

>>18860504
gonna sell, pussy?

>>18860399
Through voting power or astute judgment regarding future business opportunites.

OMFG I'M DOWN 3 DOLLARS ON MY BRK.B SHARES FUCK IT IM SELLING ALL OF THEM.

>>18860611
YOU COULD GET TENDIES FOR THAT PRICE

dump CVX and XOM or hold? im thinking long term.

>>18859785
Stop trading for a while.... Be PATIENT!!!!!!

>>18859825
do you have data to support this hypothesis?

>>18860335
s-source

>>18859895
CCL good!

>>18859912
I Agree!!!!!!!

Mentally prepare for a month or two of RED!!!!!!!!

Then buy the DIP!

>>18859904
Google it: anyone can afford BRK.B!

>>18859921
Get a haircut..... Even if you have to do it yourself...... Burn your dirty hair off, if you need to!

>>18860071
Glad to have you onboard

t. fellow voter at BH

>>18860775
>>18859895
bought 121 shares of CCL at $8.01. I'm up 71%. about $700 unrealized gains. I should probably have sold when it was higher last week, but oh well. I kinda wanna hold on and see where this all goes.

>>18860875
Long term hold is best!!!!

>>18860155
KOS GAAAANG

>stng up nearly 10%

>>18860875
>bought 121 shares of CCL at $8.01. I'm up 71%. about $700 unrealized gains. I should probably have sold when it was higher last week, but oh well. I kinda wanna hold on and see where this all goes.
Sell and invest in something different
The price is up because of stupid boomer money
Zoomers dont do cruiselines, they are no long

>>18860875
If it's a 401k or Roth I'd take the money. Grab gains in a bear market. Maybe wait for exit pump to downsize position to 50-70% if you wanna hold

>>18860875
Obvious hold unless you expect CCL to bankrupt

RTX $40p 5/15

#YOLOSWAG4COVID

>>18861648
You think so?

>>18860299
Lol

>>18861670

What the fuck do I know?
I'm some fag on 4chan.