/biz/ - Business & Finance

Kys tripfag

>>18852950
Nth for fuck futureniggers, fuck pajeets and FUCK BVLLS

>has one year to live
>wears diapers
>dumps it

>just got trumpbux apparently on Friday
Oh baby. I think its time for some RISKY PLAYS

Gonna sell Ford puts tomorrow

>>18852958
after you post the video of you killing your self i will follow suit.

Asymptomatic means healthy

How long will the next crash last?

i kinda put him into a bad contractual agreement, fucked him so bad that he has to think further than kys to make his point... its ok... dude is literally barking at the wrong tree... he's probably in rough shape and takiing some stress relieve telling me to kill my self... thats fine I kinda like to be that guy and he can blame me all he wants.

>long term investing?
>yes, as in for as long as I remain alive minus a few years

A reminder from last thread, Michigan boomers voluntarily culling themselves

ASX200 is up. It’s all over. Pack it up boys.

>>18853039
I don't see any 80 year olds, t.b.h.

>>18852950
>worst girl
well... okay

>>18852976
bet you $20 he lives another 3 years at least
>>18853035
>absolutely seething

>>18853032
we wont get the usual burst from summer you're expecting look longer horizon... shit's super fucked riight now, and recovery will take us through election cycle... it's super bad.

You’re running out of time to make peace with your losses, mumus.

>>18853042
Good sign for TSX. Good night everybody.

>>18853035
>alive minus a few years
HOLY SHIT HE'S GOING FULL BUSINESS LICH, I KNEW IT

>>18853035
did you listen to him yesterday? dude is looking out for the busniess and longevity... you're just a fucking coomer doomer, or zoomer, and everything he said went strait over your head.

Come on JBLU, rally just a little bit more. Your bags are so heavy. Survive Buffett until earnings this week.

>>18853082
I'm just joking. Relax. I don't own airlines, not even Air Canada which is constantly going bankrupt regardless of fake cold pandemics.

>>18853052
They died on their way to the rally

if you had 1 place one chip to place anywhere on the world map... america is the place to invest in.

>>18852976
kek

>>18853063
>>18853082
>>18853100
Are you inebriated? You seem to be having a lot of trouble typing tonight desu

>>18852882
>>18852941
1) Yeah like I said, rotting from within. consuming until there's nothing left.
2) That's true to a degree. If the US can't pay it's debts the faith in the dollar crumbles. American economy shrinks.
3) Yeah but who hates America and has the second biggest army in the world? (China has the 3rd).
>Like anybody wants a large-scale war
Economic domination is modern century warfare.

is this really what baggie looks like?

>>18853118
thats trump, high on copium

>>18853127
Look at that brain.

>>18853127
Baggie has posted pictures before. That isn't him.

>>18853118
ive had at least 10 drinks already. but i did plant 4 grape viines and im tired but im just sitting so im ok.. i have food i can eat but im not hungry... damn i'm so spoiled... ii have everthing riight here and when i want something i do iit, so fucking easy.

>>18853039
just a reminder literally all those people will be fine.
just a reminder that if you hate people more than you want them to be healthy, the corona virus is a projection of your own shit soul

Actually I’m going to sell a CSCO put instead.

>>18853127
that's not me.... i'll post my cock and get banned again.. i've done it before...

>>18853127
Is he related to those infinifats who make youtube videos about stuffing their faces with marshmallows

That forehead, same energy

>>18853039
>oh no, 1/200 people who get the disease in that crowd will die
based retard

>>18853159
>4/200

>>18853149
Upgrade networks for work at home when lockdown extended.
Might be good idea.

I’m a cryptofag and I was unironically going to check in on a stonkthread for the first time after years because I’m seeing tomorrow’s supposed to be a big day, but realizing there are tripfags on my /biz/ killed it for me. Going back to where it’s comfy and OPs aren’t the biggest faggots on the planet, even if they’re shilling me a pajeet shitcoin.

>>18853159
it's more like 32k divided by 360k and the death rate is 2.5k and for what?

>>18853170
Don’t care. Open up my favorite restaurant.

>>18853183
k fuck off because of your own isecurities, and fucking ask us agaiin once you grow a pair.

>>18853183
Before you go, TSLA. That company and stock is basically a shitcoin backed by the Elon Musk personality cult.
They don't make money. It'll be super comfy.

>>18852950
I read comments on Facebook, StockTwits and investing.com and all these normies are still bearish. I am sorry to say, but your stock collapse isn't coming until July or August. You need a real shock event to start the dominoes and the earnings, everyone knows earnings will be bad.

>>18853126
USA has never had a problem paying their debt, and they cycle national debt at an average of 4 fucking years, which is very fast compared to the rest of the world.

Unironically I believe this Chinese Crash will lead to China's collapse. They've been so obsessed with overtaking America in GDP that they've resorted to Enron-style fuckery, which is going to majorly bite them in the ass while the global economy pumps the breaks. Speaking debt, China's total debt is literally 300% of GDP in 2019. Their economy was already borrowing on the margin of the margin so they could try to meet Xi's goal of GDP growth by 2020. Even if they recover much faster than the west, their export economy is reliant on a healthy western economy for growth.

China deliberately allowed the Shanghai Shivers to spread internationally before containment because they didn't want to be the only ones suffering economically. This will bite them in the ass just like when Mao wanted to exterminate the sparrows, which lead to an overwhelming population of locusts who ate all the grains and lead to one of the greatest famines in history.

>>18853204
dude why are you shilling tesla? fuck dude, what ever.... i mean we know im going to buy one my deposit is there...

>>18853126
US debts are denominated in US dollars. The only countries that cannot pay their debts are those which lend in foreign currencies.

>>18853183
K
Short silver

>>18853186
Man I need my favorite buffet to open up again
It was so easy to have a cheat day once a week walking to the buffet but now since it's closed my schedule is all sorts of fucked

>>18853218
I was suggesting a cryptostock to a cryptofag. It'll be super comfy for him because it'll be super familiar. TSLA is definitely a cyptocoin masquerading as a stock.

q1 earnings sucked, the carona virus is a scape goat for something that was already happening, and you're just not jewish enough to see the writing on the wall.

>>18853212
real shock event will be states clamping down again after reopening after realizing they're en route to a 2nd wave. Once that gets reported, any chart for reasonable recovery of the stock market will go down the toilet.

>>18853229
>which lend
*borrow. Anyways, good night everybody.

>>18853241
its a great stock to trade tons of volume moves up and down... i made some cash on the short end... as far as long term investments i don't like buying in at these prices, but im more conservative with my investments.

>>18853236
speaking which does anyone know if golden corral is any good or is it peak boomer?

>>18853136
Baggie put on weight.

>>18853241
to be honest i'd short the fuck out of it... they don't have what they're saying they do... the public offering and shit last year... i'd not be an investor on that company... it's a terrible business model in my mind..

>>18853052
Boomers are age 56 to 74

>>18853268
It’s great

Reminder

>>18853241
fun stock to trade, but they're cash flow... and they don't have the contracts... you can look at these weeklies, stuff like general service, and the fed's balance sheet, but space is all hype and fun until you realize you're giving your money to an african american snake oil cars salesman... now they want to put solar panels everywhere, who's to say in 5 years we get more efficient solar panels? so you have to redo everything? fuck that.... gas and shit its so cheap.... we don't even know the long inpacts from solar, from small studies, they increase drought. and effect climate in ways you're not even looking at... the whole picture needs to be at least observed.

>>18853319
Look odds moon mission monday was last though

>>18853039
please stay home forever. nobody will miss you.

>>18853319

Should I set my alarm to 0630 PST and sell everything or just wake up around noon? I have a feeling there will be a mid day bull run.

>>18853346
yeah good words to say... stay at home, keep yourself safe (kys) and remember to listen to the great late josiff stalen.

Is oil good my friends?

I keep saying this almost every day but this market is fucking ridiculous. This is why you need to hedge because shit doesn't make sense.

My entire portfolio consists of Bitcoin and put options.

>>18853376
no oils going to get fucked again... look to buy in july august.... sorry its going to be a waiting game... im really sorry...

>>18853385
based /biz/ retard

>Oil -7%
Imagine being an oilcuck

>>18853396
Isnt this 7% in the positive? Im a clueless newfag

>>18853385
Its baggie but this is from black science guy. Dude is on my wall this long. Great man.

>>18853411
I dont know what shit you are looking at but its right here https://www.investing.com/commodities/crude-oil

>>18853435
iim bagholderExtraodinaire and I approve this message.

>>18853461
https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/USOIL/

>>18853435

>>18853467
dude.... you guys are looking at the wrong things... fuck do either of you even trade the futures markets. stop dick waving and get a grip on what you can change.

>>18853467
That's not the front month contract, it's the next month

>>18853494
>>18853500
Yes, we've been over in the last thread.

>>18853494
Then what are we looking at? Its sais WTI

I think the crash is actually happening by EOM. Going in IYR/IWM puts for June to be safe though.

Where do I find parties /biz/. I worked on my body, my face, my job, now I wanna go have some degenerate fun. I'm thinking about just putting "HMU for parties and I'll bring liq" in a tinder bio

>>18853488
whats the square root of negative infinity asshole.

>>18853500
Isnt that good though?

>>18853524
Read up on how futures contracts work and report back here with your learnings.

>>18853268
It's awful but it's cheap so you see a lot of ultra poor people and ultra fat people

>>18853520
You need to have friends to go to parties.

>>18853513
It already crashed, and it followed the initial 1929 crash beautifully in terms of velocity. It's just a slow grind down now fren.

>>18853507
one was ok, one was wrong, and your charts are different, some one is looking at bad info, and neither one of you want to budge since you think your charts are great... all i have to say is you're not matching up and shit... not to mention bullshiit and that we will see lower drops in crude prices, some of you are so ignorant, you want to just bitch, and not talk and explain you're not comparing apples to apples at this point.

>>18853555
There is "no grind down" because there is no gold standard and no deflation.

>>18853411
>>18853467
>CFD
That explains it, Eurocucks lmao

>>18853494
>>18853558
Fuck off schizo

>>18853554
I can make friends at a party though right. My "friend" will be my tinder match though of course.

>>18853520
i never had luck with tinder, but i live on a farm in a small town... i've had some bomb parties in my indoor swimming pool, shit... parties are great.

>>18853564
We are on the "oil" standard now not the gold standard yes. Go look at the crippling disconnect in RMB denominated futures markets vs USD.

>>18853570
dude it's never worked in the past, what makes you think your actions will work now?

>>18853564
deflation is the name of this game bud. it's already happening in china. massive unemployment, everyone's broke, no consumer confidence, people scared to go outside because muh second wave. look at the street traffic in china. literally everyone just goes to work and goes home, nobody is spending any money. the chinese government is even giving people little vouchers to encourage them to go out and buy shit lol.

>>18853570
people post images of them filtering me... i haven't left. i survived carona, and you know what, fuck you too asshole.

>>18853569
This is sad. I don't want to talk to you any more.

Futures action so muted, wtf why is volume so low
>>18853608
You had corona baggie? Or are you a survivor in the general sense; are we all corona survivors? I'm a SIDS survivor you know..

>>18853603
Have you followed markets during 2007-2009? There was a lot of doom and gloom about a second 1930s depression coming but oops there is infinite money supply while you cannot print gold.

>>18853638
>Futures action so muted, wtf why is volume so low
Futures and the market have been low volume for weeks now

Green or Red tomorrow?

I'm looking at financial sector multiples and I'm noticing that they do not post their Price/Cash Flow. Why is that? Is there another way to find that number? Is it irrelevant in the financial sector?

>>18853642
I know and I suppose it always is early in the night but this is REALLY low :o

>>18853127
I had pictures of baggies penis saved on our backup chan but it's since been wiped
Newfags missed out on the golden age of smg

>>18853668

>>18853647
100% green

>>18853555
can you please post the graph comparing the 1929, 2008, and 2020 crashes or at least an updated version if there is one

>>18853640
>2007-2009
It's really a flawed comparison. This is a complete halting of 90% of economic activity. That shit doesn't happen except maybe in countries during civil wars and revolutions.

>>18853642
compared to recent volume, or volume last May?

>>18853638
>I'm a SIDS survivor you know
You're /smg/'s very own Lazarus?

>>18853640
yeah that's fine and all but the china virus has a big effect on consumer habits that will last for a long time. tyrone might brrrrrr enough to stave it off but it's more likely that the printed money gets consolidated at the top while the proles stay broke and unemployed.

>>18853632
I am not going to college, need to find some people my age to do dumb shit with. And you know what, fuck you, I'm learning how to socialize outside of my immediate surroundings which is something I've noticed a ton of people struggle with.

>>18853638
Why don't you smack the wall like your old man
hue hue

>>18853669
you know, (nice digits), I've gotta give the man credit. I've never even heard of doing a flaccid dickpic.

>>18853684
go to the archive and cntrl+f, the title is always comparing crises

>>18853668
I missed a lot of good times but December 2018 through 2019 was mostly pretty fun.

>>18853686
>It's really a flawed comparison. This is a complete halting of 90% of economic activity. That shit doesn't happen except maybe in countries during civil wars and revolutions.
And economies recover after wars and pandemics.

>>18853669
>>18853719
Nice

>>18853695
good luck. it's impossible to make friends outside of work or school. you can't really walk up to random people and ask if they'll be your friend.

>>18853684
I don't know what chart your talking about sorey

>>18853638
>>18853642
fucking been watching it while doing homework was wondering the same thing.... where the fuck is the volume??? something fishy here

>>18853693
>consumer habits
So I wouldn't bet on boomer fuelled tourism any time soon.

>>18853669
i still don't how he didn't get banned for that but i got banned from posting legs...

>>18853747
>participate in social events and activities
>talk to the other people also participating in those events/activities
>?
>make friends
ive heard good things about rock climbing

Trump will save the world

>>18853744
that's lci guy. i will vouche of what ever how it's spelled... that's a legit image.

>>18853669
this is a blue board... images like those are bannable offensive... please delete this.. im not reporting you im just asking you to delete this,

>>18853719
>>18853750

it shows the % drop in stock prices over the course of the crises, it was showing how this 2020 crash was approaching bottom values quicker then the other two. Was showing how 2020 was much steeper much quicker

>>18853686
Well I didn't die of SIDS, so I think I survived pretty well :3
>>18853719
Braver than most, one might even say it requires testicles of large size
>>18853757
I expected it to be at least higher than last week, everyone was holding their breath for Buffet and now...?

>>18853776
it's ok i've gotten banned but yeah that was fucked up and im sorry....

>>18853776
you got a whole fucking week for legs... just because jannies and shit i guess... i dunno i love you no homo.

>>18853520
>HMU for parties and I'll bring liq" in a tinder bio
this could actually work, ironically

>>18853802
This the only chart of 1929 I have on hand sorry man. Maybe at work tommorow if I have time I'll whip one up because I too am interested at visualizing the velocity so far.

>>18853800
lmao... bro.... that shit was funny as fuck

>>18853719
>I missed a lot of good times but December 2018 through 2019 was mostly pretty fun.
you mean when we'd dig deep into companies before all the "AAAAAAAAAA" and "uh oh___bros we got to cocky" shit posters came around because they all left the crypto shit fest and flooded this thread?? Yeah.. i miss those days too... although this picture is still floating around>>18853744

>>18852950
*CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK*

>>18853843
Now adjust for DEflation and that thing would go sideways.

>>18853668
damn... it has been a long fucking time hasn't it boys....

>>18853832
i usually only get banned for a few days.. but yeah i think it was a week for the legs... that was fucking retarded as fuck.. btw...

LCI to $60

>>18853849
clack clack clack it sounds like how i chew my raw kale... raw greens are crunchy as fuck. people say it's healthy.

>>18853777
Start smoking, go to bars, get drunk, and start talking to other drunk people on smoking patios, I'm being serious too it's really easy to meet people this way and you might get invited to a party or after party when the bars close

>>18853862
i don't have middle fingers on this pc... but i'd never give you my bird. i truly believe in you, and i'll give you this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5ofVsxTPoc

>>18853695
i go to the bar have some drinks do some blow and play pool.... you'll meet lots of people.......

>>18853892
I'm looking to party with the highschool/college crowd though, which is why I'm thinking tinder. Just turned 21, I wanna hang with some 18 year olds though before I fully cross that line for good.

>>18853862
>post-corona_fist_fight.webm

>>18853331

I realise you're drunk but your musings show that you have little to no understanding of the fundamentals behind solar tech. Regardless of how shit or overpriced Tesla is or isn't, you shouldn't be making decisions based on whatever papers you're reading about solar. We might get more efficiently put together solar panels but from the sounds of it you're asking if we might get solar panels with actual higher wattage per area; we are already fairly close to the Shockley-Quiesser limit, further advances will be in mass production or material costs and would not incentivise replacement of any existing panels, the effect on Tesla would be entirely positive

Climate effects would be localised and minor and any paper saying they cause drought was probably written by coal lobbyists. By the way, I think solar PV is shit.

>>18853892
bars are closed... you don't understand my desire...

>>18853928
i think when i saved it.. the filename was french street fight or something like that lol

>>18853935
regardless, solar tech ok im not reading more, put a tl;dr on that shit. and try to sell me something. ima fight it in congress.

>>18853924
you could be one of those weirdos that hangs around college campuses looking for pussy. i knew lots of those guys in college. alternatively you could just roam around college neighborhoods and look for big drunken crowds. they'll lead you to the parties.

>>18853948
>>18853935
any houses built in California starting January 2020 have to have solar roofs....

>>18853935
>Climate effects would be localised and minor
you don't understand the world as a whole and you're limited view of the planet really makes your views look so narrow and retarded that me saying opposites for comedy and shit comes across actually satire and funny... maybe you're not looking at the whole picture.

Waiting for that BVLL FVCKING SVRGE to wipe ovt this crab bvllshit. Bears getting cocky, gotta BREED OVT THEIR BLOODLINES!

GREEN FVTVRES NOW!

bear bros, i don't feel so good

Breakout! Bulls making a move in futures.

BOBO EMERGENCY
LETS GO

>>18853967
i expect water to be a problem, and desalination and treatment, more pipelines, but pipelines on fault lines from active geo regions,, i look 200 years down the fucking road... it's terrible, but i wouldn't put my chips on california... we know asians look better than fake hollywood women.

>>18853992
go to bed chang

>>18853997
it's either machines or Europe waking up and closing their short positions. I'm going to guess that it's machines.. machines which we must somehow destroy

Whats Wrong With Hong Kong?

>>18854019
>it's either machines or Europe waking up and closing their short positions.
Doesn't matter. Line go up.

i know where most flocculants are manufactured. they come from a few plants, i know where they are in america, even the canadians buy this shit.

>dem ALB futures
why? im happy because im holding but i don't understand.

>>18854006
california will get water from other states.. the united states rely on california for imports and exports and will continue to supply california with water to keep their work force hydrated

>>18853997
>opening bell buy

Watch the panic ensue as it drops back down again.

>>18854036
why cant they put money into infustructure to desalinate the pacific ocean?

>>18854036
i forgot california is broke. holy shit.... an idea that give some self support can't work unless the feds bail out.

Picked up some CERS mid Friday, looking for an earnings play. Will buy a little more regardless what happens.

Their volume is picking up as a covid play coming into the public eye. They are doing phase 3 trials of antibody transfusions to treat covid19. I like the idea and they're catching on it seems.

>>18854042
because we just get it from other states.. california should be taxing other states and corporations for using their roadways and infrastructure.. fucking hell.. sometimes only trucks on the road clogging up everything creating traffic.. then every state complains "california has shit roads and shit traffic" yeah thats cause we ship everybodys shit through here

lmao check futures green at open

>>18854042
because desalting and transporting large amounts of water is expensive and time consuming to build and maintain compared to buying water from neighboring states.

>>18854042
One of the plans originally was to use waste heat and night time power production from San Onofre and Diablo Canyon Nuclear Power Plants to desalinate water. But both those plants are dead or being decommissioned....

Holy shit i'm scared that green candle was massive

Should I buy from any of the airlines or is that retarded?

And to think i was afraid for my calls.

>>18853802
I just told you how to find it.
I've told you people before.

>>18854074
we literally have desalinization plants that go unused last I checked.

>>18854036
i mean i like transportation, i love the idea of using water for profit... how the hell is the left coast this stupid?!? yeah you got a mountain range, but reverse osmosis, and desalination should be really easy, unless there's something against nuclear power.... actually with fault lines and quakes.... i mean, im not a geologist, but i love the science and reasoning.... meh... you have no source of water other than importing it from other aquifers and other states... that's federal jusidiction... i'm more interested in just using the ocean to refill and supply the needs of the coast... california is really fucked up if you want to ask me.

>>18853992
It's okay to be stoked, but the way you express it is.. concerning.

>>18854082
Stop watching futures. They have zero volume and are a shitty indicator

>>18853144
Imagine being a brainless to the point of believing in souls

>mfw the chart I made was right, just off by a few hours

And you laughed

>>18854129
>he thinks we're no more conscious than salt water with a battery in it

NOOOOO WHY IS IT RISING? I WANT CHEAPIES

>>18854080
well waste heat shouldn't be wasted.. honestly when you look at these good power companies, not shit like pge or what ever that's getting sued for wild fires for a bad transformer, who knows how old it was, probably had pcbs in it from the fucking 70s... but had to keep a cable running... energy is there... residual heat is a byproduct that can be used to be efficiently used. im not a fucking engineer, but some one should fucking do something.

>>18854122
they literally decide pre market

>>18854114
>and desalination should be really easy
Cost is the problem
>unless there's something against nuclear power
San Onofre was retired because of earthquake concerns, anti-nuke opportunism, and incompetent management.
Diablo Canyon is being retired because of residual headwinds from Fukushima.
California will have no nuclear power plants and instead will have higher utility bills with natural gas plants.

heres my prediction; boomers /normies are going to panic sell because of Buttet and Musk.

did ya here the new news Bill my good friend Warren dropped the bags off all his airline equities, that's a real shame id just bought in at the peak, well heck considering im a future billionaire this is a real inconvenience, well the smart move would be to follow his lead, you know hes got a lot of help from the inside. yup come market open im all cash. sips

>>18854160
well... california is going to be on the wrong side of history i guess... nuclear energy is the future.

>>18854167
Im not sure if regular boomer individual investors who trade themselves have that huge of an effect on the market.

>>18852950
Why does anyone invest in funds and not just buy the S&P500 when the S&P beats them every time?

>>18854114
we get snow and theres water under the desert.. theres water.. it's just we use others since it basically comes this direction anyway

>>18854172
>nuclear energy is the future.

It makes sense for it to be, but it's not. The world is moving away from nuclear for some reason. France was planning on shutting down some of their plants but their "green" alt energy wasn't in place yet, so they pushed the date. Why are they replacing nuclear with green? I don't fucking know, what a stupid thing to do.

>>18854160
we got this thing called the pacific ocean.... lets just make people build solar panels mostly manufactured in china, but we install them in america so they're american made, and uhh the drought and water? fuck it we need to do the solar stuff so that we can be self sufficient, forget how we're importing water from other states, that's non-concerning in the slightest, those states will never give us the finger and say no you get no more water.

>>18854145
>not shit like pge or what ever that's getting sued for wild fires for a bad transformer
PGE and city planners in Northern California were just short sighted with how they handled regional planning and the power grid. Residential communities in Sonoma were interspersed among dense foilage and treelines because decades ago severe droughts in northern california would have been unheard of.

>>18854184
Basically, they're overconfident morons

>>18853204
>They don't make money.
So you don't read 10Qs or look at financial statements. Opinion discarded.

>futures are only -0.5% and rising
buffet sold the bottom

https://markets.businessinsider.com/stocks/tsla-stock

RIP you idiots shorting tesla.

>>18854194
it's a related rate equation.... how much going in and how much going out... simple calculus, but you're not looking at the picture that all these solar panels are making area's hotter and more arid than you can imagine... so rain will become less frequent than it already is... i've looked at el nino and la nina shit.... climate changes on a fucking 8-year scale and we're seeing effects from solar panels.

>>18854196
Uraniam companies doing well in the downfall of oil.

>>18854214
Bottom has yet to come for airlines. Im willing to bet pre-market is just people selling airlines and either moving their money into other sectors, or getting ready to.

i have treasury bonds and im short the S&P, am i doing this right.

>>18854209
*Net Revenue
My mistake. Last quarter was tax break magic on 10-K form amendments.
>>18854196
>The world is moving away from nuclear for some reason
The "Left" (varies among countries) tends to associate nuclear power with nuclear weapons and believes that solar and wind are in opposition to nuclear (they aren't).
The "Right" tends to be in the pockets of oil and natural gas.

Jerome booted up the printer again. Were going back to green

>>18853520>>18853571

>wanting to compete to please pussy

will omega males ever learn

Will big J ever run out of paper

>>18854240
Ill believe it when I wake up tomorrow and see it. Even if it TOUCHES green, that'll be some really good investor confidence, imo of course.

we were down 30 points.. i guess the chinks bought, london opens soon.... fuck im going to get some sleep sleep.

>>18854228
You'd think cheap oil would create incentive to use less nuclear.

>>18854258
The ramifications of current inexpensive oil will take some time to materialize. Much depends on how long oil stays cheap.

>>18854252
nn

>>18854245
i've uhh kinda decided i need a real woman to raise a family with... some one older and more expirienced, im not going to be there all the time for my kid, but knowing i have a great woman who can share my values my trust... that's what it's about. ive had plenty of sex.

>>18853984

Maybe so. My point was that even if you're looking at the whole picture, you're looking at a picture you don't even understand the basic fundamentals of. You shouldn't be looking at random papers of the month on solar panels causing drought or an impending solar thermal plant boom etc if you don't understand the basic limits and advantages of the tech, in the way it might be taught in a school or second year engineering course. If you want to trade without that go ahead, just skip the science papers entirely because you'll only mislead yourself, trade on classic investment fundamentals instead

>>18853039
Just a reminder that you're a panicking, boot-licking faggot.

>>18853063
>Baggie
Are you the most filtered person here?

>>18853520
Do u want to have a party with me...

>>18854181
perhaps not but the machines can smell their fear.

>>18854248
INVEST IN FORESTRY!

>>18854239
>>18854196
Likely because nuclear waste is a huge fucking disaster to process and store, and, correct me if I’m wrong but last I checked we’ve never actually successfully decommissioned a nuclear power plant.

They don’t report on it because it’s not sexy, but there’s always these inspector general or whatever reports about the lining of the containers leaking and contaminating, often not too far from aquifers and shit.

Basically, thank fuck the US has massive deserts like nevada and New Mexico to mine uranium and store waste in. If we were a smaller country it would be tough to find a place to store this shit.

The whole process is kind of a nightmare, you have to try to reclaim fissable nuclear material so you bathe the spent fuel in acid and shit and create a lot of nasty material that then you have to find a place to put for like thousands of years.

Meanwhile, the engineering tech of nuclear and non nuclear power generation is increasing all the time. Why start building more nuclear now when we have many other sources to turn to, and we’ll have much better reactor options if we wait a few years.

aaaaaaaaand airlines are back
oh well, buffet sold the bottom

Newfag here. Is it worth trying to get into stocks when you only have a couple thousand to work with?
I heard that the quarantine was making stocks drop massively and I figured that this would be the best time to try and start, but I have no idea where I would even begin.

kek remember when it was considered a redflag if a company was worth 55x its earnings?

>>18854358
LCI to $60

>>18853186

Lmao I love how this shit all comes down to faggots who can't cook their own food or are "bored"

BOBROS OUR TIME HAS CUM

God, I can't wait until irresponsible normies are punished for their lack of planning.

>>18854358
read The Intelligence Investor
maybe read a few more books after that. /biz/ is degenerate gambling and conspiracy theories disguised as investing. only go to /biz/ after you know not to listen to /biz/

>>18854358
I took two grand of play money that I didn't mind losing and started there. I'm up 40% on that (realized gains). There are resources in the pasta up at the top. Also, do the opposite of what these faggots say.
Research a few stocks, get to know them, and pick three, maybe four. Don't be one of these faggots with ten positions. Whatever you do, stay away from options. They aren't for you and me.

>>18854392
If we break 2790 when the market is open, we have a good chance to rush down to 2650.

Not a bobro, but a downtrend seems very very very likely.

Just Invested into Lockheed Martin.

how fucked am I? Should I get another share?

>>18854396
He should ask his cousins, extended family, aunts, uncles, parents, grandp—oh wait, this is rootless America.

Just a matter of hours before futures turn green.

>>18854358
probably build up to 10k with cfd, put , call, etf, is better
do not touch leveraged stuff, nor forex

>>18854440
But neither his cousin, faimly, aunts, uncles, parents, grandp...don't have any savings. This is america fren.

>>18854442
Gentlemen get.

>>18854396
the world is about to get fucked

DOLLAR COST AVERAGING
DOLLAR COST AVERAGING
DOLLAR COST AVERAGING
DOLLAR COST AVERAGING

>>18854437
will moon as ch*na continues to chimp out in the south sea

im holding 7 shares.

>>18853488
It's amazing that you can disprove his whole thesis by intersecting two line segments and counting the vertices. Literally Ancient Greek mathematics.

So they stabilized the Oil production

>>18853523
Infinity×i

>>18854496
i currently only got 1 but I wanna get 3.

i feel like lockheed is not gonna go down in the long run

>>18854437
Aiming for a war in 5 years?

>>18854442
Here goes.

>>18854537
War never ends friend.

with Lockheed about to arm countries like south korea and japan with more f35s its a smart investment imo

everyone wants an f35 right now

I've never really ever traded on news and probably won't start now but when Monday opens, is there really expecting to be a dump because of Buffet's comments?

where do you guys follow the latest news on stocks. how can you follow all of them at once. i need data

>>18854526
it will probably dip farther than what it's at now, but it's one thing I'd be interested in buying more of during this mess.

>>18854537
we dont really need a war dor defense to be profitable. like >>18854555 said we can put pressure on china in other ways. everyone knows china is looking to expand. it would be silly for us to sit back and do nothing while china flexes.

we're also already engaged in a chink proxy war in venezuela.

Buffet is the DUMBEST CUNT alive hahahahaha what a fucking LOSER he sold the BOTTOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18854604
nah will be green, rules of the clown market
also they want to fuck buffet

WOAH!!

>>18854442
44 get

>>18854611
venezuela is going to get toppled. There is no way the maduro regime can continue to pay its troops, fight covid 19 and fight a war within it's borders.

today a rebel group attacked a city there.

>>18854340
How do you know this?

>>18854634
source?

>>18854604
Airlines will feel the bobocock. AAL is fucked for sure. Anything that has to do with airports.
Rental cars are gonna get fucked buy puts on HERTZ and AVIS

>>18854604
Probably. Futures are down right now too which seems to confirm this. I am not sure how much of it has to do with Buffets comments though. I had a feeling Friday was the end of the run and this will be a down week.

>>18854655
premarket

>>18854679
Sell in May and go away - this whole month will be down, probably starting the second leg down soon.

>>18854664
The bond market is true investor sentiment. Hertz and Avis were everywhere. Interesting thing is that short term Ford bonds are highly valued but any at more than 10+ years out to maturity are at increasingly large discounts.
That is faith in GIBBS but not in Ford.

>>18854686
AAL and Delta down 12%

Even european shit, like lufthansa is down

why is Shell going down again?

>>18854703
Hertz was talking about bankruptcy. Is that bullish?

>futures "only" down 0.5%
>bulls calling buffet a retard

We are like 5 hours away from open. How many levels of cope are bulls on?

>>18854710
We are in for some real fun, if people start asking randomly why things are going down. Loving it.

>>18854710
Got rid of their dividend for this quarter. A lot of IRA/retirement fund managers are pulling out.

BUFFET THE DUMB CUNT LMAO

OLD FRAUD HAS BEEN FOUND OUT HAHAHAHAHAHA

SUCK SHIT

GME has over 100% short interest again and borrow rate is 197%

I REPEAT.............. GME has over 100% short interest again and borrow rate is 197%

>>18854720
Reduced*

>>18854720
I warned you about divvi chasing, /biz/. Who right in their mind would buy something with a 10% yield and DIDN'T expect a massive cut?

>>18854733
We will open -1%, you deluded bulltard. You had your rally, learn when to call it quits.

Christ, are we just going straight to ATH to satisfy the maximum pain trade?

>>18854437
I think they’re good, I’ve got a share in my IRA and I’m planning on building the position if I’m lucky enough to get another opportunity like that super fast corona crash.

Bvll. Fvcking. Svrge. That one weekend of HOPIVM WILL BE DASHED BY VS TRVE BVLLS! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!

KILL THE BEAR AND CLAIM THEIR PVSSIES! BREED THEM OVT! BVLL SVRGE!

>>18854708
its -3% at most

>>18854358
No, make sure your finances are in check before playing with stocks.

indices are up until mid june, then it depnds how much the traders value the financial reports for the semester

My ASX-traded US bear 2.5x ETF closed the day up 4% a couple of hours ago :)

>>18854742
You are correct but that is a massive cut
>>18854748
Divvy investing died as a good strategy in the 90s. Inflation in the stock market is so ridiculous you get so much more from growth stocks while we still have the divvy taxes that punch you in the dick.

Bullbros...I feel sick

>bears get 2 red days and they get cocky again
by end of week your positions are fucked

>>18854652
So... their military is on its way to becoming roving gangs of brigands? I think I saw a throne game about that, sounds cool.

>>18854748
OH GOD LIMIT DOWN

>>18854796
The past 2 weeks have been an alliance of the crab and the bear that have made the weeks end redder than they began.

>>18854795
all us dip buyers are up 50% the past month. sorry you missed out

>>18854546
oh shit, you're a shark!

>>18854442
just for chodes

>>18854649
I guess elevator go down?

>>18854748
If you claimed that dividends aren’t our frens because shitty companies like hotels and over leveraged oil producers were cutting their dividends, they you’re full of shit.

My divvies: Raised
COST JNJ PG: Raised
LLY MRK LMT: stable AND recently raised
KO & PEP: seifu

Taxes: deferred because it’s in my Roth IRA.

You just gotta pay attention and be tactical and not reach.

HOLY F**K!

I KEEP LOSING MONEY AS A BULLBRO AND I AM TIRED OF THIS SHIT.
WHY DID I LISTEN TO YOU

Get ready for green open bobos

>>18854857
Jews get you with FOMO literally every time. Being at harmony between your inner bear and bull that rides the waves without emotion is how you actually make gains.

Sold all my xop and got 100 shares of drip. Hopefully oil gets its ass handed to it this week.

Why do futues even gap? I get why futures gap the S&P, but why do they itself gap? Do people trade those OTC while the futures are closed or what?

>AAL down 10% in pre market
It's over mumu.

>>18854904

>>18854921
lmao already? I need to make an airlines watchlist just to watch the bloodbath

>>18854925
This is going to say "nigger" or something, isn't it?

>>18854925
>>18854937

I knew it

>>18854855
down 35% in a week, i see.
but i wonder how green indexes today will end.

how come the stock market spell indexes like "indices" anyway?

already +120 on MVIS, to the moon with microsoft partnership!

>>18854735
>>18854735
>>18854735
JUST A REMINDER!!!!

>tfw playing to close the gap
>tfw you're right again and it will close on open

CUNNY GO UP

>>18854735
>>18854972
where'd you see that?

>>18854999
https://iborrowdesk.com/report/GME

http://shortsqueeze.com/shortinterest/stock/GME.htm

>>18855005
>>18854999
i'm a bit pissed tho cause some of my shares got called away and only have a couple thousand left... Was thinking of selling puts in morning since I don't want to fuck up my cost basis

DOOMP

>>18854965

Indices is the plural of index

Indexes is an alternative way of pluralizing it according to English grammar instead of Latin. Both are acceptable but you'll hear "indexes" more when speaking casually / with people who don't use these terms in their profession

>>18855042
Not my dang planerinos

>>18855042
>boeing is also going down
Thats odd. Before it seemed unphased that all of its customers were going to have bankruptcy issues

>>18855005
>GME price higher than pre-lockdown
how?

>>18854818
basically the majority of my social network has thrown in money into the stock market in the last few days to weeks. This shit feels like crypto 2017 / 2018

>>18855128
i seriously just gave you one of the reasons... add on that people are stuck at home playing video games.. add on that michael burry is long.. add on that new consoles are coming out before holidays.. add on that a bunch of newbs are trying to be bearish because "muh blockbuster 2.0" and realize most newbs lose out...

GME is out of control.. I don't understand how it has come to this.. there has got to be a lot of eyes from higher up watching this fucking thing.... how in the fuck are you going to have over 100% short interest and 197% borrow rate??? you've gotta be fucking nuts to short that imo

>>18854848

>futures down 0.8%
Getting nervous yet, mumu?

Imagine, just imagine, buying after a green candle like thin on the monthly. Even if you are a bull, you should at least wait for a 10% doomp.

>>18855155

fuck you i've been nervous all weekend

OH NO NO NO BULLBROS

>>18855155
>We will rebound to green any second

We're back RDSB bros

>>18855155
Nope took all my gains on friday and only hold 2 stocks. Im shorting oil and ETFs this week

>>18855167

>he bought the top

>>18855187
OH NO NO NO

>>18855113
BA shorter here. That shitcoin swings like crazy, 5% is just noise. However I expect the descending triangle to break down soon. Lets see if my strike 100 puts get a chance to expire ITM.

>>18854442
le monkey face

>>18852950
Make a new bread faggots and tripfags stay away

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>>18855177
>shorting Oil
It’s a crab market this week

>>18855005
thanks

>>18854025
Asian anon?