/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18850893
Stupid bears

BOBO = BASED.

>>18850893
I’m honestly surprised we broke $8800, support was so strong there and even when we did break it, we barely dipped

>>18851170
Bobo needs to get his act together. Even with buffet screaming 1929 its only down 1%.

>>18851186
Bears arent happy. Normally a thread like this would have several bears boasting and posting buffett memes from his speech Saturday about it being 1929 all over again

>>18851193
>Even with buffet screaming 1929 its only down 1%.
It'll take about 3 weeks for the deaths from reopening to really start to pile up.

at that point the bottom will drop out even worse than before. Buffet knows it. What he says has no effect.

>>18851246
Do you even realize the kill rate is only around 2% and that includes the fact that the USA is the only country counting all deaths as covid (heart attacks for example) and counting deaths of people they think may have had covid but were never tested

>>18851318
you can lie to yourself all you want. Investors aren't buying your bullshit.

>>18851344
nypost.com/2020/04/07/feds-classify-all-coronavirus-patient-deaths-as-covid-19-deaths/

Why do you invest if you dont even watch real news?

>>18851318
>kill rate is only around 2%

It's not that high, but it's absolutely hilarious you would think a 2% kill rate would be no big deal

>>18851380
2% is high? Are you retarded?
>100 people infected with an EXTREMELY DEADILY DISEASE THAT WILL KILL US ALL SO WEAR MASKS AND VOTE BIDEN FOR CURE
>2 people die from said disease that is extremely deadly and caused a shutdown
Its really no wonder /biz/ loses money 99% of the time

>>18851378
so you're saying trips and falls deaths spiked by 1000 times last month?

you're a retard, and rich people don't listen to retards. Sorry.

>>18851344
Investors are idiots that's why a return to normal even happens.

>>18851408
2% is 6,500,000 dead in the US alone

he's saying you're stupid.
you are.

>>18851408
>2 in 100 people in the US die
>6,620,053 people die of COVID-19
>Retard anon thinks this would be no problem

>>18851417
So your saying heart attacks and other causes of deaths are down because Americans are eating healthy now?

>>18851417
and pneumonia deaths have plummeted YOY at the same time covid deaths spiked. um hum.

>>18851435
they're not up by 1000 times, moron

>>18851429
>We will have a 100% infection rate
>20 out of 1000 is a lot
Kill yourself short

>>18851423
One of my favorite images

What etf is gonna have problems next? LQD puts were gold last week, but I believe there’s gonna be a fast violent move down in LQD soon, but when fed announces more buying it could go up real fast from there

>>18851446
Are you really this retarded kek. By your logic someone with AIDS who dies of a heart attack only died because of AIDS

>>18851465
Probably buffett, hes good a losing money when he doesnt have insider info

>>18851417
Richie Aprilia stopped by to say hello.
https://youtu.be/7geetIEKuG0?t=55

>>18851455
a 2% death rate from a widespread highly contagious virus would be a catastrophe and you are a fucking brainlet if you think otherwise

>>18851455

Even at a 50% infection rate we'd have over 3 million deaths. Yes you're a major retard

I held XLK puts over the weekend for May 15 expiration, thinking tech companies overbought and starting to decline now.. we’ll see, and I also bought SQQQ calls for the same reason.. TVIX at open either way?

>>18851490
Yes because SARS (higher kill rate) really destroyed the planet. oh wait king nigger was president so the media didnt give a fuck and decided not to screech were all gonna die

>>18851492
Oh no! Thats really bad! Like 3 million dead Americans over the course of X amount of years. Yikes how will we ever recover? I mean 650,000 Americans die every year from heart disease alone, we should all just kill ourselves at this point cause heart disease will end the economy!

>>18850893
Monday -1%
Tuesday -1%
Wednesday -1%
Thursday -1%
Friday -1%
Monday-1%,Tuesday-1%,Wednesday-1%, Thursday-1%, Friday -1%,Monday-1%,Tuesday-1%,Wednesday-1%, Thursday-1%, Friday -1%,Monday-1%,Tuesday-1%,Wednesday-1%, Thursday-1%, Friday -1%,Monday-1%,Tuesday-1%,Wednesday-1%, Thursday-1%, Friday -1%,
MAY -20%,
JUNE -20%
JULY -20%
AUGUST -20%
SEPTEMBER -20%
OCTOBER -20%
NOVEMBER -20%
DECEMBER -20%
2021-240%,2022-240%,2023-240%,2024 -240%, 2025-240%,2026-240%,2027-240%,2028 -240%,2029-240%,2030-240%

MY GOD! Between 2040 and 2050 it will drop 2400%!!!!!!!!!!!

>trusting the Fed
>Trusting the guy who tries to force the US agencies to link corona to Chinese bioweapon lab after they found no link to it being man-made
>the same guy who said it'll be gone by March
US government is as trustworthy as russia and China these days. I wouldn't doubt for a second that the government is cooking numbers.

>>18851525
>Coronavirus suspected to spread better than SARS
>SARS had a shorter incubation period which means symptoms would show earlier meaning less spread before quarantining the patient
>Governments overall responded more quickly to SARS to prevent a worldwide outbreak (likely because it was more dangerous and showed quickly)

Context is important when you're discussing things

>>18850893
>he thinks futures actually dictate the stock market
Have you not seen how many tines it goes red and market is generally green or when it goes green and market is red. Or what about when they are red and market is also red or when it's green and market is also green?

>>18851193
Wait he said 1929? Source?

>>18851465
money burner goes brrrr

>>18851595
>I wouldn't doubt for a second that the government is cooking numbers.

They might be getting cooked, but not in the direction you'd expect. Death tolls over the entire country are heavily up from the usual average even when not counting coronavirus deaths according to current CDC nationwide general death numbers

>>18851641
Yeah those nurses dancing in empty hallways and that ship with 1,000 beds that jew york screamed for but were never used because there werent enough infected to fill the hospitals is really bad!

>>18851408
What does this have to do with biden? I wouldnt vote for the guy. Lmao 2% is no big deal? That's 140,000,000 almost half the us population. But odds are that 2% rate if legit would probablu be in the usa. Third world countries like india would likely be a lot higher.

>>18851789

Anon I'm worried about you. You're arguing with pure emotion and not any logic or reason to what you're saying

>>18851193
“Return to normal”

>>18851789
Anon, did you go all in on stocks early Feb. 2020?

>>18851624
No - he said "buy my bags" while smirking into the camera

>>18851815
>What does this have to do with biden?
Your so simple minded its sad, go argue with someone else retard

>>18851816
Why did Cuomo scream about full hospitals and not enough room to house those infected, but then never used a ship he got with 1,000 beds plus the 1000 beds at the javits center? Why are busy nurses dancing in empty hospitals that the news would show as full and cuomo would scream about being packed in the hallways?

>>18851913
>Why are busy nurses dancing in empty hospitals that the news would show as full and cuomo would scream about being packed in the hallways?
Because those nurses aren't ICU nurses?

>>18851871
Did you go all in on shorts? Futures now down less than 1 percent KEK you stupid ass bears

>>18851318
>>18851246
THE VIRUS MEANS NOTHING. THE DEBT BUBBLE POPPED. THE ECONOMY WAS A GIANT PONZI AND IT'S COLLAPSED. STOP FOCUSING ON THE VIRUS.

Yesh why won't you faggots understand...

>>18851938
>The hospitals are full
>So many sick that they need to put them in the hallways of the hospitals
>Look at these lines of hospitals around the corner
>T-t-they are all jampacked in ICU I SWEAR!
Ok so there really arent that many, in fact theres so few they have enough room in ICU to house all of them ontop of all the other people in ICU. ice to know covid aint that bad

>>18851947
Just let us HAVE THIS holy S H I T

you guys are delaying the inevitable.
Rip the bandaid off dont just pull off each individual hair over the course of a month you fucking fore HEADS

>>18850893
0.75% now BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA even with all the disgusting FUD

SPY 300 confirmed eow

>>18851995
When will you learn, when billionares yell sell its to benefit their own wallet. They are no different than pump and dumpers. When they say buy your already too late

>>18852013
The shorts ITT are seething

ALL IN NOW!!!!’

>>18852152
TOO THE MOON FUCK THE BEARS

>-0.57%

LMAO! Bobos and plebbit better start dilating for the massive green dildo tomorrow

>>18852265
SHUT UP RIGHT NOW MY SHORTS

>>18851995
They need to kill the apocalypse now shorts, sorry anon.

The market is trying to be optimistic for the earnings calls. There will be more red once earnings start to get reported

>>18852532
Nigger please, buffett couldnt crash it earnings wont either, so many companies already did earnings it all priced in for the most part

>>18851318
Big secret: it only kills fat people.

>>18851408
You talk shit about Biden online but you would never say this shit to his face. He would have his finger up your bumhole before you could even call for help and there's not a damn thing you could do to stop him

>>18852775
The location of the male anus makes it impossible for someone to stick a finger in it without help from the person who owns the butthole

>>18852775
What choice is it when there's only bad choices to choose between.

calm before the storm

Do these bears you guys speak of wear leather and have a mustache?

>>18853357
Buddy, the storm already passed. It passed about 2 trillion Fed dollars ago.