/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18849430
i'd do this just so i can pay and watch some wagie clean it up

Im still on ducks and chicken level lad, keep it up say hi t ok Dolly

Imagine the smell

This looks like my dead grandmas house, except she had like 60 chickens goats and cats in her house

>>18849430
Kek based

>>18849430
The Jew fears the indoor cattle rancher

>>18849459
I clean and fix up rental houses

>>18849459
woah is that real?

Imagine the smell. Are y’all faggots seriously raising livestock, sea life, and water foul in your fucking homes and apartments?

>>18849430
I source my meat from the local apartment complex
What, you get your meat from FARMS?

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>>18849430
what the fuck is wrong with you

How do I get started?
I live in an apartment on the 3rd floor, is that a limiting factor?

>>18849430
Maximum Kek OP. Best post I have seen up here in a long time. >>18850303

>>18850362
go to local farm and purchase calves
>I live in an apartment on the 3rd floor, is that a limiting factor?
not at all

>>18849430
>>18850303
High IQ and based OP

Any tips for someone just getting started? I pass this house to work every day with goats out front, and I figured another bonus to indoor ranching is that no one can see your stolen animals. Should I try to find a bail of hay a farmer left out, or can the goat just eat dog food or something?

>>18849459
that cat is so fucking awesosme

LOL *<;) el o el

>>18849490
beat me to it

>>18850634
invest into cows
trust me

>>18850697
It's hard to steal a cow. Cattle rustling doesn't sound like a beginner's game. If I'm going to live the agrarian lifestyle I figure I can only do it properly by not paying for anything. Self-reliance and all that. Getting back in touch with the wild roots of man.

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>>18849430
That's a bull

>>18850303
Jesus H Fuck. I mean shrimp and maybe ducks and shit like that until they’re a certain size, but that’s animal cruelty to stuff fucking cattle in a bathroom while it lays in its own shit day in and out without room to stretch its legs or even fresh air to breathe.

>>18850861
no way

>>18851382
what about pigs?

>>18849430
Lol you don't even have your cows potty trained, what a sorry operation. I have 3 Hereford in a studio apartment and I barely notice them now.

>>18850303
they should do this to every airbnb

>>18849430
anyone got futures on this? gonna stick around or better to just short it?

where do get cow diapers??
google how to get cow diapers? ??

>>18851449
That pig looks comfortable and actually has space at least.

I indoor ranched for a while, big bucks in it if you can pull it off correctly, though it's not just something you can do on the side, most of your time will be dedicated to ranching rooms and avoiding cops

What's interesting is once you get used to the IR lifestyle you will start to notice just how many people are doing it, I know for a fact there's at least 3 IR's in my neighbourhood alone, I leave them be because I was once apart of that life and understand the hustle, the cops will just sell your livestock to big farma anyway if you get lapped as well

Just my 2 cents

>>18851382

shutup he has air conditioning and hulu not like those peasant ranch animals. OP is a saint

>>18852112
>Got dat cow in da trap
>USDA beefin' so I stay with the strap

>>18850303
THAT ISN'T MUD IN OP'S PIC!

>>18850362
This must be everyone who has ever lived above me in an apartment. It all makes sense now

>>18849430
https://youtu.be/mkYMqm0l6HE

For newfags who have no idea whats going on here: indoor cow pics are usually taken by crazed animal rights activists who steal these cows from farms.

>>18850730
yet every picture of cows in houses posted ITT was taken by an animal rights activist who stole the cows from farms "to save the cows life"
thats literally what we are looking at here, evidence of crimes committed by mentally ill fags obsessed with farm animals living better lives than themselves.

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>>18853009
>indoor ranch fudders already
This is how you know you're onto something.

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>>18853037
t. indoor cattle rancher fearing jew

2/10 FUD

>>18853037
Big Farm go away
be the landies on next claiming they can evict you for a few elk grazing in your own hallway

>>18850303
>its real

>>18853037
ITS SCARED!

>>18849459
is that real

>>18851449
pige

>>18849430

Amateur.

>>18849430
landlords nightmare

>>18854977
Those'r some weird lookin cats

>>18849459
is that real?

>>18849490
Who fucking doesn't.

>>18849430
pro tip: serbs are seriously known around the balkans to be the bayern munich of indoor ranching. rumour has it that they taught the cows how to properly use the toilet.

>>18855344
At that point they're just roommates

>>18850303
what the actual fuck, someone had to take a picture of that. imagine the smell

>>18849459
Based.

>>18851449
>ywn be as comfy as this pig
Why live frens

>>18849459
How did they get a cat to do that?

>>18855555
based

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based

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based

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checked and based

>>18855555
HOLY FUCKING BASED

>>18850303
Streetshitters have this as their god kek