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18843859 No.18843859[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

my gf is a nurse. what are the chances she heats on me with doctors? Sometimes she works 72 hour shifts where she sleeps at the hospital

>> No.18843869

>>18843859
100%. Sorry OP

>> No.18843878

>>18843859
What an al dente situation

>> No.18843880

>>18843859
You are lucky that your gf is being sexed by heroes. We literally owe everything to them.

>> No.18843885

oh man doctor chads are definitely boinking her in between shifts. one might even be black

>> No.18843886

>>18843859
you gotta put a trojan on her phone then you can see both cameras and see her phone at the same time do the needful

>> No.18843897

>>18843859
Definitely mid-to-high risk, just start reading through her phone when she’s not looking

>> No.18843905

...I would normally say that you're being 4chan levels of paranoid about cheating, but hospitals are fucking rife with cheating. Doctors cheating, nurses cheating, everybody is fucking.

>> No.18843917

>>18843859
Nurses are just women that never left the high-school mindset. You're scraping the bottom of the barrel.

>> No.18843919

>>18843859
Why do you give a shit? It's your own fault for not marrying her. But considering she weighs 190 pounds, not very likely.

>> No.18843925

>>18843859
don't worry, his child will have superior genes and he won't be able to take care of it cuz his job is too demanding. that leaves u with his kid. down the road that child (now your child) will be smart as fuck and earn 3x what u make. meaning you will have a good retirement for being a cuck. the lord works in mysterious ways...

>> No.18843931

>>18843905
High stress job, sleep on the job, sexy middle age doctors everywhere. She probably can't help herself

>> No.18843940

>>18843859
>what are the chances?

100%.
I used to be a teacher in nursing school and literally all the nurses fuck the doctors in a hospital. Those who doesn't are fugly.

>> No.18843946

>>18843859
just fuck her extra good so she doesn't go look for something else..

>> No.18843952

>>18843859

nurses are very often sluts.
I have not much more to offer. Always go with your gut. don't fish around in the garbage.
If you are gonna be wit her and your cut is suspicious, she is a nurse, and you are young then no reason to stay.

>> No.18843992

>>18843859
every girl I've ever fucked who had a bf was a nurse. nurses are the most immoral people. they go into the field with the sole purpose of patting themselves on the back (just look at all the "look at me" posts on social media) then see a bunch of fucked up shit that jades them.

I will never, fucking EVER date a nurse. no thanks jeff

>> No.18843997

>>18843859
like 75%, but it's for the best, they are likely genetically superior to you.

>> No.18844012

>>18843946
That doesn't work, women always have enough juice left to take the cock they really want

>> No.18844014

>People envision doctors as chads who could seduce anyone

As someone who works in a hospital, the younger docs and residents aren't any more good looking or socially gifted than the average person

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>>18843946

>> No.18844043

>>18843859
All women are whores.

>> No.18844051

>>18844014
cope

>> No.18844058

>>18843992
dude for real, i have actual mates that are guys going through medschool to become real doctors and i have never once seen them jerk themselves off on their social media. then i have random roasties still added from highschool who non stop shit post about becoming a nurse and have been sharing non-primary source news regarding to covid-19 and then give their biased opinion on what we all should do. lol how is this possible?

>> No.18844088

>>18843859
you'll notice a difference in behaviour. Its easy to spot

>> No.18844093

>>18844058
Women love to brag about themselves. Most dudes are quiet and humble, or too busy with their work to even care.

>> No.18844106

100%

>> No.18844112

>>18843859
How does a 72 hour shift exist wtf? She will if she hasn't already. Just know that it's in their nature to be degen sluts

>> No.18844148

>>18844088
Like difficulty walking?

>> No.18844166

>>18843859
She's probably the one who's always in the break room under the table in the back furiously sucking dicks to get back at her tiny bf

>> No.18844175

>>18844088
>smiling randomly at phone
>defensive about texts
>makes you affirm your love/attraction in the relationship while not really reciprocating

did I miss one

>> No.18844203

>>18843859
nurses are whores

>> No.18844219

>>18844058
>i have random roasties still added from highschool who non stop shit post about becoming a nurse and have been sharing non-primary source news regarding to covid-19 and then give their biased opinion on what we all should do.

Why do nurses do this? All the doctors I know only talk about their particular field (orthopedic Dr. won't pretend to know shit about immunology), and only when you ask them about it. Nurses act like they're 200-lb experts in everything medical because they studied it for 2 years and they do all the shit that's not worth the doctor's time. They're also even better than vegans at wedging "I'm a nurse btw" into every conversation about every topic.

It's like somebody who changes oil in cars for a living, and thinking that makes him an expert on petroleum engineering.

>> No.18844272

>>18844219

Entirely depends on experience level. If they're young they're full of shit talking about things they know nothing about, but I know of a good few nurses who essentially tell the docs what to do for care for their patients when they're rounding. Those are the ones who've been around for a while and have a decent breadth of knowledge from different areas

>> No.18844298

>>18843940
>those who doesn’t are
Yeah this nigger was a teacher in a nursing school /biz/

>> No.18844318

I fucking hate how awful women have become, bros. It’s not fucking fair. I just want a wife and kids and a dog and my own single family home in the suburbs.

>> No.18844348

>tfw gf cheated on me
>tfw know about it but she doesnt know that I know
>tfw have not confronted her about it because besides that life is comfy

what do?

>> No.18844354
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>>18844318
The Jews did this to the beings responsible for producing human life. Just sit and let this fact simmer into your dying soul

>> No.18844366

>>18843859
Two types of nurses. Selfless ones that will destroy themselves with worry and narcissists. You're in for a ride with either, but only the latter can chest on you

>> No.18844368

>>18844354
Only sharia law can save the West.

>> No.18844369

>>18844354
this picture is disturbing

>> No.18844390

>>18844348
If you're ok with being a cuck and her continuing to cheat on you, do nothing

>> No.18844394

>>18844369
>Getting disturbed by shit like that
4chan might not be for you

>> No.18844411

>>18844394
It's mostly from knowing people like that in real life and knowing how fucking retarded they sound when they speak

>> No.18844419

>>18844318
>>18844354
women have always been whores

>>18844368
this is correct however

>> No.18844434

>>18843859
If she does. Shill the nudes, you are probably not the only one in possession of those. And we will do our jaaaab.

Also, if you feel like she is or discover she is. Deep throat her, cum on her face and tell her to get the fuck out of your house.

IT WILL save you a massive headache.

>> No.18844463

>>18844369
it's peak irony because women are parasites

>> No.18844487

>>18843859
If you're gonna act like a jealous and insecure little bitch, she'll leave you either way, doctor or not. Stop being a beta cuck, she obviously liked you enough to be in a relationship with you.

>> No.18844493

>>18844348
Your a cuckhold if you dont dumper her on the spot and beat her up

>> No.18844501

>>18844487
>just be happy she's with you
simp

>> No.18844502

99% of doctors are pajeets or chinks these days so it's unlikely. The ones who are white are mega dorks. Just ask her if there are any Chad doctors u need to be worried about

>> No.18844519

>>18843859
very high but if you just started dating the risk is low. the longer your relationship goes on the higher the probability becomes until it snowballs into absolute certainty

>> No.18844529

>>18844501
Way to misrepresent what I said. Fuck off incel faggot.

>> No.18844547

>>18844348
Either start seeing other women and have an open relationship but don't have feelings for current gf or dump her next time you see her for being a slut and breaking your trust

>> No.18844556

>>18843905
true. i used to work IT in healthcare. the nurses banged the maintenance guys in the exam rooms after hours.

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>>18844529
>Way to misrepresent what I said. Fuck off incel faggot.

>> No.18844564

>>18844354
>donald trump is a nazi because i dont agree or even try to understand him.
>but also look at this sign i made for people that i dont agree with because i refuse to try to understand anything other than what confirms my own personal bias of the world

lol zoomers are so fucked, that generation are gonna be the ones responsible for the next big happening and i can already tell. how can a generation go on and on about inclusiveness and everybody has a voice, but also absolutely refuse to have friendly debates with people they dont agree with or understand. how can you be inclusive, but only to ideas that you fit their bias of the world. do they realize the hypocrisy in that? or just dont care?

>> No.18844577

>>18843859
Uhm buddy your gf is not your possession, ok? If she decides to have intercourse with someone else then you have to accept that and support her.

>> No.18844624

>>18844577
this but unironically. you are NOT entitled to her body. you can leave the relationship if you want but worrying about "cheating" (and frankly, even using a word like that at all to describe her having sex with other men, as is her right) is ridiculous

>> No.18844647

>>18844348
kek. just ghost her out of the blue with zero explanation when you finally build up the courage. that means block her number, never answer a single text call or email from her. if you live together sell all your possessions you dont want to keep and just be moved out and gone one day while shes out so when she returns she has no idea wtf just happened. the doubt and insecurity she will have at being dumped before branchswinging will be the best revenge possible you could ever get

make sure you film yourselves having sex a few more times though or get her to send you nude pics before you do this. it will make her feel even more used

>> No.18844658

>>18844624
post tits

>> No.18844671

>>18844348
SHIT ON HER FACE WHILE SHE SLEEPS AND FILM IT

>> No.18844679

Don't feel bad about it op, it's part of their job to keep the doctors happy.

>> No.18844691

>>18844348

>Dump her
>Say nothing about cheating
>Just say something to the effect of "It's not working out."
>When she asks why, tell her not to worry about it.

It's funny because she will spend the rest of her life worrying about it.

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>>18843859
>when you're a balding 40 yo patient and you see a petite 20 something nurse in tight scrubs, that's chaos. That's when you realize how much time you've wasted reading fiction and playing video games when you could have risen to the top of the dominance hierarchy and become a doctor or a lawyer. When you could have used your potential to become the alpha lobster and open the floodgate of fit nurses who are willing to mate with you. It's like you look back and realize this is it man, I'm stuck here with a library full of games I have no interest playing when some doctor Chad is banging these hot little nurses and sucking on their perky nipples. Now THIS is the real tragedy that lie within the heart of man.

>> No.18844695

>>18844564
the person who yells the loudest wins, we have entered a dark reality....

>> No.18844749

>>18844695
Are you implying some college sjw cucks "won"? Won what exactly? The senate? The white house? Literally completely irrelevant except for screeching on twitter.

RENT. FREE.

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>>18844577
women just want to be whores and do whore things without being called a whore. personally, i'm glad that women are so uptight and in your face about shit like onlyfans, being poly, queer, etc. because it's just going to create stronger men in the long term. at some point, men will just say fuck it to all the bullshit female pandering and things will return to the way they should. everybody just has to get fed up first, and it's already starting. starting to see a lot more memes like pic related lately (saw this on the most normie of normie twitter feeds in the replies).

>> No.18844767

>>18843859
HNNNNNGGG when will be mine turn to lick a hot nurse tummy like that?

>> No.18844791

>>18843992
based miscer

>> No.18844795

>>18844014
Did you fuck a nurse?

>> No.18844808

>>18844795
>Fucking crazy people

>> No.18844845

>>18844808
Did any of the younger docs fuck a nurse?

>> No.18844860

>>18844749
>Won what exactly?
a retarded argument
>completely irrelevant except for screeching
yes

>> No.18844867

>>18843859
Is that her? Post more

>> No.18844889

>>18843880
kek

>>18844348
Just start fucking with her like:
steal her stuff, cum in her purse, just do devilish things until you're ready to let her go then admit the things you did in the meantime

>> No.18844890

>>18844845
Not that I know of

>> No.18844952

>>18844890
So then I am correct to believe that you would agree that most healthcare workers who are capable of fucking a nurse are usually chad’s? Or am I incorrect?

>> No.18844974

>>18844860
>retarded argument
You're the one who made it, faggot.
>yes
And yet they're still living rent free? OH NO NO NO NO NO.

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>>18843859
> NOOOOOOOO HEROES CAN’T JUST USE HER LIKE A HECKIN FLESHLIGHTERINO!!!
>NOT MY SUPER SWEET GIRLFRIENDORINO!!!!!!

>> No.18844996

>>18844348
>>18844647
>>18844691
Unironically this, they panic and stress out about things they can’t control so you leaving one day with no explanation will make her shit the bed

>> No.18845000

>>18844952
I mean sure, but most if not all doctors these days are not chads

>> No.18845023

>>18843859
For once 4 Chan is right. She will 100% fuck a MD of some discipline. All the nurses are infatuated with MDs, that’s a fact. The power, the money, the clout. Unless you are some kind of badass big dick millionaire you are fucked. Considering you are here asking I’m assuming not. Just start packing your bags bro.

>> No.18845133

The chances are higher than 100%, OP, sorry.

Tell us about you, your job etc?

You need to be more alpha/dominant/whatever than every guy she encounters in normal regular life or she will leave you for him/them.

>> No.18845139

>>18843859
Everyone here is a brainlet, if she's doing 72hr shifts she's fighting to stay awake, probably by hour 24 not even thinking about sex at all anymore. If there was a time to be worried, it would be during normal shifts, but honestly if you can't trust your gf that far you should break up now and stick to one-night stands.

>> No.18845165

>>18844577
>>18844624
based

>> No.18845176

>>18845139
Why should I believe the 1% opinion out of the 99%?

>> No.18845207

If she is a nurse nowadays probably too busy and tired to cheat.
Many replying to you are paranoid single men.
It depends what kind of person and personality she is.
Some women have the capacity to cheat in a sort of heat of the moment thing or a hot fling at work.
Other women with boyfriends don't even think about other men and at work are only interested in working.
Another factor is probably if she is very sexual, but does not get to spend much time with you or get enough attention from you.
Depending on how they are, they might cheat in such a situation thinking they need it.

>> No.18845216

>>18843859
Just ask her about it. Tell her you have thoughts about this and its bothering you (in case things are good, but you got a single stupid thought)
On the other hand, why the fuck is this thought bothering you. You either see that this is not serious (in which case you shouldn't care if others are fucking her) or you feel cucked and are bootlicking her, so just she stays a tad longer (in this case you know the relationship is shit and she is going to dump her, so you're just wasting time being nervous and afraid). If its any of the last two cases: end this shit

>> No.18845241

>>18845216
Lmao that’s how you lose respect

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>>18845207
>>18843859
Has she sent you any nudes? If the answer is yes, then she WILL cheat.

>> No.18845255

>>18845216
Oh and another instance might be the fact that you are doing something behind her back or thinking about it. Then you should snap out of it and talk about it to her too, if you care enough about her.

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>>18843886
>put a trojan on her phone
yeah then what you fucking retard? how is putting condoms on her phone going to help OP?

>> No.18845287

>>18845241
Respek from who?

>> No.18845333

>>18843919
Imagine thinking that she wouldn't cheat if she was married lmao

>> No.18845356

>>18845272
at least she'll practice safe sex so less likely to give OP an STD

>> No.18845370

>>18844058
Women love attention, they live off it

>> No.18845384

>>18845272
this, how is putting a 250lb 6'4 greek warrior standing on her phone going to help OP?

>> No.18845394

>>18844348
>>18844348
how do you know?

>> No.18845418

>>18845176
If you don't believe me, try an experiment - stay awake for 24 hours, then try to masturbate - probably it will feel like a chore at best. Then think of what 3x that would feel like. But like I said, if you can't trust the person you've committed to a relationship with then there's literally no point, there are less tiresome ways to satisfy your sexual needs.

>> No.18845422

>>18844272
This is true. Nurses that have been in the game for 30+ years are like junior doctors.

>> No.18845429

>>18844577
>>18844624
Yeah man if the entire hospital staff wants to run train on your gf just deal with it, it's her pussy to get smashed by big smart doctors. Ask her if you can watch sometime she probably won't care.

>> No.18845472

>>18843905
I'm a doctor and I've never had sex. AMA

>> No.18845490

>>18845418
In war you had russians who were literally way more exhausted than these nurses will ever be go out of their way to mass rape innocent German women.

>> No.18845508

cafepharma.com forums

very likely

>> No.18845523

>>18844577
>you have to accept that and support her.
Why?

>> No.18845547 [DELETED] 

>>18845523
kill yourself you rapist pedophile

>> No.18845571

>>18845523
>Why?
kill yourself you rapist pedophile

>> No.18845574

>>18843869
this. nurses have the highest infidelity rates among any profession women engage in.
they divorce at something like an 80%+ rate.
you are essentially ignorant of relationship data if you are dating a nurse.

>> No.18845591

>>18844694
underrated comment lmfao

>> No.18845597

>>18845574
Another is flight attendants.

>> No.18845622

what if my gf is a doctor? what kind of infidelity likelihood are we talking about?

>> No.18845637

>>18843905
This. The problem is not that she work somewhere, the problem is that nurses tend to be shaggers.

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>>18845574

Shit I'm dating a nurse can you link me to sources anon?

>> No.18845684

>>18845490
>Filled with adrenaline at the moment of victory vs. steady soul-crushing stream of demands from patients in grotesque and morbid states
Not comparable scenarios, also the soldiers probably considered it an act of revenge/conquest against a hated enemy which adds both to the adrenaline and to the motivation to do it.

>> No.18845754

>>18845622
you know those pornos where the black guy is a patient....

>> No.18845780

>>18845622
She gives sexual relief to all of her patients free of charge, copay is only $1

>> No.18845819

Male nurse here. 99% of the doctors I've met or worked with were either betas or Africans/Indians/Asians with thick accents. Literally nothing to worry about.

>> No.18845887

>>18845819
how is the male nurse life, bro? do you feel cucked in general or are you making it?

>> No.18845967

>>18845248
Hmmm this anon is on to something a red flag is if she sends you nudes gf or not. Justs means she could and probably will send it to someone else just as easily.