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Dear /biz/nessmen, /biz/raelis, and fellow Shareholders. It is with great excitement that I present to you our company’s Q1 2020 Financial Earnings.

Despite the near term downturn the economy has experienced due to the Wuhan Plague, we have taken decisive action to protect our bottom line. With top line revenue flat YoY we have made drastic improvements in our cost cutting initiatives.

First and foremost we are happy to announce that peeing in the TOP of the toilet has reduced utilities expenses by roughly 60%, allowing for zero net carbon flushing.

Additionally we have pivoted to a DEENZ based diet, improving Omega-3 intake and reducing grocery expenditures by 35%.

These are just two examples of many that we have implemented and will be implementing during these difficult times.

Net earnings totaled $7,400 for the quarter driven by positive TrumpBux vs forecast and higher unemployment payments vs prior year’s run rate.

As your CEO I can say we are not out of the woods but are faring relatively well through this economic downturn.

Jannies please open the lines for Q&A at this time.

>> No.18842397

How much $MVIS do you own?

>> No.18842438

What measures have been taken to mitigate any losses from investing in UAVS at 4.35 P/S?

>> No.18842479

>>18842286
Pretty based. May I recommend switching to Lavazza's coffee brand for the offices, to ensure a steady supply of slave labor?

>> No.18842811

>>18842286
basedpost

>> No.18842871
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18842871

>>18842286
Mr. CEO, how has the organization coped with the increased pressure on the tendie supply chain?

>> No.18842980

>>18842286
Mr. Shekelberg, thank you for your time. As we all know -- and we know it very well -- working from home is poor for morale and harms productivity and team synergy. When will you be getting the wagies back in their cagies? And will you be placing a permanent ban on waging from home?

>> No.18843001

>>18842871
cringe, kys