/biz/ - Business & Finance

ye he started to fuck with peoples money and guess who gets mad

>>18819536
yeah the people on reddit are pretty pathetic and dumb sheeple.

>> OH MY GOSH GUYS I DIDN"T EXPECT MY STUPID BLOG STORY ABOUT HOW ME AND MY HUBBY HAD A TREESOME WITH OUR DOG TO BLOW UP LIKE THIS !!!!! thanks for the gold guys!!!!!


Elon seems more based day by day to me. if the boards 4chan would rid itself of the porn and disgusting shit posting this could be like heaven on internet coomers ruin this place with their beta orbiting and ass posting.

>Hey guys my stock is overvalued so sell so you don't lose money.
>"WTF ELON YOUR NOT SUPPOSE TO POP THE BUBBLE SENSIBLY YOUR SUPPOSE TO PUMP IT UP TO THE MOON AND NEVER LET IT DEFLATE REEEEEEEEEEE

>redpilled because you don't like elon musk
the guy maybe slightly unhinged but fuck if he isn't a fucking boon to humanity and deserves according praise

contrarian faggot

>>18819536
Good.
Means now it is safe to invest in the company, now all the retard investors are out.

What he said was true. Tesla stock needed a brake before it went of a ravine.
Also, a lot of TAs said that the stock needed to rebound of the 650 line to get back to stable growth so this just accelerates the process.
He might have even stopped another dotcom bubble with his tweet, the way tesla was moving up was very dangerous.

>>18819562
>coomers ruin this place with their beta orbiting and ass posting
Amen.
When you look at the evolution of /b/ since the 2010s' you can clearly see what went wrong. Why not take action?

>>18819536
he could have ridden the hype for a decade long bullrun

>>18819773
If the stock is shaken 10% just by a damn tweet then the growth sure as hell couldn't be sustained.

>>18819574
think about it bruh, no matter who it would have been a strange thing to say about your own stock

>>18819574
Most of the people invested in tesla probably have no idea how to even sell or how the market works. He might have helped out a few people but 99% lost money cause of his dumbass

They are just so stupid sheepies that they cant understand what is happening and doesnt even try to think with their own fucking npc brain. Elon might the most based man in public and he is trying to wake people up with his "crazy nonesense" and "market manipulation"

>>18819536
Elon Musk has been reported to the SEC. He is spreading false information which is leading to inflated stock prices. Mr Musk will spend time in a federal prison. I reported him, and the SEC will be tracing his ISP and he will be prosecuted.

>>18819536
he advocated for opening the economy and stopping the meme flu bullshit. of course rebbit will turn on him for that

>>18819748
I haven't wanked for a few months fren.
I managed to even get as far as that I don't even click open the brappergirls posted.

However it is annoying that coomers fuck up our hivemind/hivespirit with their degeneracy.

>>18820388
>NOOOOO
>NOT MUH QUARANTINO
>MUH FLATTEN THE CURVINO

Wow all these posts are pure fucking cancer. Why is reddit always like this. He finally becomes based and now they hate him for the stupidest reasons.

>>18819607
it's still ten times too expensive you dingus, tsla should be at $70

>He finally becomes based

>>18819562
>coomers ruin this place with their beta orbiting and ass posting.
Unironically this

>>18819562
this is true. And I'm a coomer myself, but you are right.

>>18819536
I ain't clickin' that shit negro

>>18820409
I don’t mind coomers it’s just that it’s everywhere. Just go on gif or whatever other board if you need a release.

>>18819536
>If the economy were to get fucked hard enough, it would affect the lives of more people in worse ways than Covid. But having that, I don’t think the lockdown is dumb

I... what? It speaks logic but then refutes itself.
The bluepill is too strong.

>>18820553
imagine a coomer near your kid?
You are happily in the childrens garden playground' with your 7 year old daughter. You play with her and laugh everything is happy, so innocent, she thinks her pussy only serves to make piss. You go to your wife for a little break while your daughter plays further in the sand with another kid. Suddenly you hear a scream. is that your daughter? wh did she scream so hard? you look at her direction. You see her standing at the top of the stair, looking into the green little house thing of > pic related.

She runs to you crying, sobbing, she just doesn't stop.

>> why are you crying honey
She points at the playground kinder garden house. You go up and have a look, you peek in and hear"

UUUUUUUUH UUUUUUUH UUUH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IM IM IM
OOOOH GOOOOOOOOOOD IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


A fucking coomber is wanking it in the kindergarten playground because of all the fucking degenerate shit he has watched online. he is completely possesed by demons and he has just infected your pure child. just like that she got ruined. traumatised, and when she's turns 12 she's gonna get coomed on by the coomer kids parrents in school.

You don't mind coomers?

YOU DON"T MIND COOMBERS?

Anyone taking stocks seriously is pathetic.

>>18819536
>His idea of tunnels for cars upsets me. If you can lay down track for cars, why not just make train tracks.

Jesus Christ, these people are stupid.

>>18820719
Wait until you see DHT moon like your shitcoins.

>>18819562
4chan isn't completely normie central BECAUSE of the porn and disgusting shit.
If we could post gore, it would get rid of 99% of the filth.

>>18820800
THIS, IF ONLY WE COULD POST DECAPITATIONS AND SHIT, THEN THE QUALITY WILL SKY ROCKET

>>18820374
Based

The millions of videos online of chinks brutally torturing every type of animal imaginable should serve as a valuable warning. Instead reddit goes 'I hate HUMANITY. WE are so evil! PEOPLE are the worst!'
Every step of the education system in the west ingrains the inability to differentiate between groups of people. So when a chink throws a live dog in a pot of boiling oil, reddit feels guilty and not enraged. And this is why China will destroy us.
Their cruelty doesn't end at animals. Other chinks they treat with a cold indifference at best. Us in the west they view as enemies to eventually conquer utilizing the same sadism and torture they love to inflict on innocent animals. All billion of them have such a low emotional intelligence that empathy is culturally absent. And they have their sights on us.

>>18820740
rebbits right tho, literally nothing to argue with here. Elons shitty Tesla tunnels are exceptionally fucking stupid, as are you.

>>18820705
I'm talking about thread/board derailing idiots, not freaks.

>>18820800
You really think so? Have you been here during the 2017 bullrun? This period was peak normie and saw thotposting skyrocketting. Same happens with every board, whenever there is normoid influx.

I am a proud musky husky and would love to have someone as redpilled as him as president. Wouldn't be the first time we had an African President, and unlike trump, Biden, Obama etc he's literally just like you and me!

he is 100% correct though

https://thehill.com/opinion/healthcare/494034-the-data-are-in-stop-the-panic-and-end-the-total-isolation

>>18819562
Musk is a glow. Look into his dod shit and money laundering at paypal.

>>18819562
this bigly

>>18820800
4chan is no longer 4chan, it hasn't been for a long time kys

>>18820705
>7 year old girl
>doesn't go suck the dick as told by a sex ed book or explained by the kindergarten teacher
you, being clearly sexually repressed, failed as parent, anon. your prude nature is why she got traumatized. the solution here is obviously to talk freely about sex literally everywhere and to educate little girls about the world's greatest pleasure at a very early age. 6 year old girls are very much ready for sex and not as innocent as you think them to be. fight me.

>>18821226
>So when a chink throws a live dog in a pot of boiling oil, reddit feels guilty and not enraged
No. Reddit is full of NOOO MY WOOF WOOF PUPPERINO NOOOO DAE WANT TO MURDER THIS CHILD WITH HIS BARE HANDS BECAUSE HE HATES LE DOGGO?

Like all modern basedboys, they put the lives of animals over humans because "but they are so innocent ":(((("

>>18819562
Literal faggot

>>18820800
Just post holocaust redpills

>>18821860
>>18820705
I almost forgot to condemn the coomer-shaming this incel is tying to propagate. What are the odds he also sluthates? Freaking regressive bigots.

>>18821867
A white man recognizes that he is a guardian of all lesser life. You're just a seething chink

>>18822081
Where did you read that?

>>18822081
Based. Now back to plebbit basedboy.

>>18822081
>muh pupperino!!!
>I am the Guardian of all life!

fuck off. I bet dog tastes pretty good.

>>18819562
this is bait but it's good bait. have you ever stopped to think and realize that gore/porn/trannyposting is a filter to keep normies out?

>>18822509
yeah keep pretending you save and post those tranny pictures to keep the normies out. loser

>>18820800
maximum creepy incel sentence.

>>18819536
>plebbit
I don't have a hazmat suit thick enough to enter that cancer

>>18819536
Musk was already disproven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaC8ApePLps

Maybe I should have taken the 2X on my Tesla

>>18821993
kek my usual go to

>>18821611
thots aren't porn

>>18823132
>Musk linked an article by a literal leading position Dr M.D. from Stanford
>"disproven" by a neckbeard on YouTube

y-yeah, what a science denier! fucking greedy capitalists!

>>18819536
What did you expect? Anytime he does something that pumps the price a bunch of his cult following are praising him. Anytime he does something that dumps the price they go full 180. It's why Elon is correct in that his stock is overvalued. It's a literal electric car company. Valued more than all of the other car companies listed on the nyse combined.

>>18820081
Lmao buying an extremely overvalued stock and gettung mad when you're the one getting left holding the bag. You knew the rewards AND risks when you jumped into a stock like that.

>>18820705
based coomer. at least he didn't rape the little girl. did dad offer him a beer after he coomed?

>>18820374
Based because this will very likely plummet TSLA to sub $150 if he is kicked out of his public company and enraging many, many normies as the stock plummets in value. Only leaving them confused "Why did it plummet, they got rid of the guy who'd cause random dumps on his own stock?" While utterly oblivious that Elon was the reason it pumped so much, the normies love him.

>>18819562
Faggots like you are what ruin this place not the coomers

>>18821611
It has to be something normies don't like. Normies like to see porn and fat asses. They don't like gore, racism, etc.

>>18823910
Okay you just convinced me to keep posting trannies.

>>18823930
normies hate porn

>>18819536
What do you mean?

>>18823811
This. Fuck these bagholding retards. Musks unpredictability is priced in.

>>18820374
Seething bagholder

>>18820409
I now ruined the thread for you

>>18819536

Holy shit they are like a bunch of retarded infants trying to sound out a long word

>>18822081
Shut up fag

>>18819574
Wasn't part of his SEC settlement agreeing to not discuss his stock prices?

>>18821226
Hurr durr I'm based Nazi. Nationalists need to be oppressed because they are a threat to progress. Censorship for nationalists is a good thing. Nationalist not being able to open a bank account is a good thing. Silicon Valley, billionaires, the media and Universities being against you is a good thing.

>>18824444
He can't argue with my quads of truth. God wills it.

>>18824444

>>18819562
>Reddit: The Post

>>18819536
>Didnt realise how sleepy bluepilled reddit fags are

Maybe you should just fucking go back then, you stupid nigger faggot.

>>18819536
> He betrayed science on his latest tweet
Replaced science with God confirmed. I wish Corona was as powerful as they say.

>>18821832
THIS. It's 4channel now.

The reason why thotposting blew up insanely is because all mewfags who make threads/posts don’t know how to actually come off as interesting so in order to get (You)’s, the reward of the site, you need to post a sexually stimulating image. And now that that is becoming the norm, you find more and more anons doing it. The mod’s are also to blame, very few actually use critical thinking and just go “by the rules”. They won’t delete bbcposting if an anon only types it once a thread. Containment boards were made for coomers but unfortunately it has finally leaked out. Look at what happened to /b/ and /r9k/. Autistic boards sure but now it’s 100% garbage or porn.

>>18824785
/b/ was fun back in 2008 to 2010. It had actual random threads and its share of shit posts. Today is a different story. I never visit anymore. You are 100% correct

Normie newfag investors essentially think of the stock market as something that is safe and society and the government have an obligation to prop it up. Even suggest that stocks can, let alone should, go down sometimes is heresy.

>>18823957
Are you kidding? Normies like porn.

>>18824444
more than 2 bogdanoff in the same image, is this the power of quads?

>>18823957
>>18823930
Having known a few redditors IRL, they've described 4chan mainly as a place for porn and that they visit occasionally for porn.

>>18820658
you realise what a complete shitshow it would look like in hospitals if the lockdown is lifted?

Some misconceptions ITT

The redditors don't care about the stock. They care about (((science))), they fucking love science! Musk used to be a cool science guy but he has come into conflict with the high priests of (((science))). They are also upset that Musk supports freedom, which is something they hate.

Porn does not repel normies. If you want to attract good posters and repel bad posters then post hardcore reality. Holocaust facts, pedowood facts, sexist, racist, genetic and cultural facts.

Hahhaa whaat. They doesnt even try to understand

>>18819536
>Didnt realise how sleepy bluepilled reddit fags are
return to reddit town