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Asking for a friend

>> No.18819523

stack 1000 barrels on top of each other -> profit

>> No.18819529

>>18819348
You don't. You buy a short contract and sell it before it expires.

>> No.18819551

>>18819348
do you know anyone with a swimming pool?

>> No.18819592

>>18819348
reddit

>> No.18819614

>>18819529
It expired, they're delivering

>> No.18819640

>>18819614
kek

>> No.18819649

Btw you dont actually get the barrels, just the oil. You have to figure out where to buy the barrels first.

>> No.18819652

>>18819348
A month ago, three world leaders met and asked, "How do we store 38479328470329874329 barrels of oil?"

You are the answer, anon. Congratulations.

>> No.18819669

>>18819649
omg seriously? how much is a barrel? I've to search for used plastic bottles

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>>18819669
I think your local YMCA has a pool, anon! You didn't give them your real address did you? There's still time!

>> No.18819697

Why not store it in a yuge liquid tank?

>> No.18819709

>>18819691
This seems a good idea, what can go wrong?

>> No.18819724
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>>18819614
And they don't actually deliver the oil, you have to pick it up with your own tanker truck. If you fail to pick up your oil, they will sue you.

Have fun!

>> No.18819744

>>18819724
The situation gets better by the minute

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>>18819709
ANON NO! YOU HAVE TO LET THE LOLIS AND MILFS OUT THE POOL BEFORE YOU DUMP!

>the janitor has flashbacks to Sergay's last visit

>> No.18819841

>>18819348
store it in your ass OP, I hear that thing can easily store 1000 barrels of semen

>> No.18820179

>>18819614
No, they're not, and this troll was boring two weeks ago. That's not how it works. They don't deliver.

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>>18820179
>No, they're not, and this troll was boring two weeks ago. That's not how it works!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>18819348
Up his ass

>> No.18820850

>>18820179
if its boring then why did i laugh?

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>>18819348
Just flush it down the toilet anon or set it on fire.
It'll go negative again, so I hope biz has bought at least one tanker ship now.
>Pick up oil
>Get paid
>Dump it in the ocean
>Return for more oil and profit.

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>>18820832
This man is fucking revolting. I cannot describe how unattractive I find him. He is also a vile degenerate.