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>be me
>29 yo
>no gf
>no friends
>no talents
>trading account down -89%

What’s the fastest way to infect myself with corona? I stopped washing my hands a month ago and still haven’t caught it...

>> No.18818440
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>>18818385
Exit bag

>> No.18818445

did you learn why you lost money? just wagecuck again and start over

>> No.18818533

>>18818445
Just wagecuck for 50 years brooooo

>> No.18818539

>>18818385
How did you lose it and how much do you still have?

>> No.18818552

start over-sanitizing your hands. it'll weaken your immune system. not washing your hands is beefing it up

>> No.18818553

>>18818385
What exactly will having corona get you? It won’t kill you if that’s what you’re hoping for.

>> No.18818565

>>18818385
suck off as many guys as possible

>> No.18818584

cant catch something if it isnt real, best u get is a mild cold

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>>18818445
>>18818539
I bought a lot of OTM put options on SPY at 1000 leverage. I got the direction right but the options still expired worthless because of time decay and low delta/gamma...

>> No.18818663

>>18818385
>>be me
>>29 yo
>>2 gf
>>5-10 good friends
>>extremely talented at what I do
>>trading account just hit ATH in ARPA position

>> No.18818677
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I hear you op I can't believe i have a full 5 day week of waging coming up on Monday

>> No.18818880

>>18818385
Just buy LIT, you will feel alive again brethen

>> No.18819458

>>18818607
>OTM put options on SPY at 1000 leverage
So you gambled and lost. Big deal. How much was it?

>> No.18819494

>>18819458
$9000

>> No.18819507

>>18819494
Who the fuck would kill himself over 9k.
Don't be retarded anon.

>> No.18819520

>>18818385
Start growing weed and selling

>> No.18819952

>>18819507
Because I don’t have anything else going for me.
>no friends
>no gf
>no talents
>ugly incel
>wagecuck job for the next 50 years
Rather just end it now desu

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>>18819952
>You have 1100USD left in your account. What would you like to do?
>wi wunna will wyself
Fight anon. I'll give you a story. I am big into OSRS (runescape) duel aren. It's akin to 50/50 winner take all gambling, much like dicing. I was a newb who made round sixty million gp (60usd) and thought I was hot stuff. Took me a couple years to get that much playing on my own and not buying it. Well when I got maxxed level I was able to go stake in the duel arena, and I lost. I lost big. I lost all my gp, all my armor, everything because I got so addicted to the unknown. And then I was broke. I lost two years of financial progress in a game about collecting pixels and thought I should kill myself. Trivial yeah, but I still had one thing left, my tentacle whip - the weapon used to fight other opponents in duel for big cash. And eventually, I testicled up. I grinded for gp, took a couple weeks but made ten million gp (10usd), and went back to the duel arena to try and make it back. 12m > 11m > 15m> 9m > 18 m > 36m > 20m, etc. It went on and on, on and on. But I eventually grinded my way up of taking both precaution and risk when necessary and got up to 10bgp (10,000USD). I sold it all and never looked back.

Runescape is just a dumb game about collecting pixels, and it's abhorrently boring. But it's the life lesson that mattered (minus promotion of gambling). I didn't quit. And although 10KUSD is not a lot, you can still make your money back by making gut decisions and learning from others from their mistakes and successes. You can make it back and you can make more in your wildest dreams. But killing yourself just deprives you of ever truly finding out if you could have made it, and that's really just being a coward.

Tug on your testicles and make it back. And if you fuck up and lose it, make some more and try again. Keep doing it until you die, because that's the only way you're gonna make it.

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>>18819952
>>18819494

I lost 1k€ in Shell so who the fk cares faggot?

Amma buy in on monday and that 1k equivalent i will get back in forms of more stocks.
Dont give up

>> No.18820670

You just need a can of that World's Columbian Exhibition (circa 1893) John McCann's Steel Cut Irish Oatmeal that comes with a Certificate of Award. Did I mention it has a Uniformity of Granulation which was approved by N.B. Critchfield, the President of Departmental Committee and later signed by Chas Keith, an Individual Judge on the 28th of June, 1894 only to be later approved by John Boyd Thacher, Chairman Executive Committee of Awards?
Imagine all 1 pound 12 ounces of hot, steamy steel cut oats in the form of a meal.

>> No.18820726

>>18819507
Unless hes some guy from Albania where average salary is 280$ then he should definitely reconsider his next move.