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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>18816997
Which one are you?

>>18816997
Your a man

>>18816997
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighbourhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

>>18817044
I'm the one plowing your mom every night

>if everyone on /biz/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely.
>i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
>think on

>>18816997
OP how tall are you? Hehehe~

>>18817111
Fuck off tranny

>>18816997
only a 5'9 manlet would make a cope post like this

>>18816997
>pavement
>britbong

kill yourself

>>18817228
>5'9
>manlet
pick one

>>18816997
>if this imaginary situation that will never ever happen - well if it occured, I believe I would come on top in that situation
ok.. good for you, Anon.

>>18818396
Cope

>>18816997
Thank god we live in a modern society where being a retarded brute will get you nowhere besides a cell. Keep seething behind your keyboard you fucking retarded ape, this is the world.

>Thank god we live in a modern society where being a retarded brute will get you nowhere besides a cell. Keep seething behind your keyboard you fucking retarded ape, this is the world

>>18818310
Anything under 6 ft is a manlet newfren..

>>18816997
You don't know shit about us!!!

>>18816997
No I would be
Never underestimate a man who will defend his PNK bags to the last gwei
Pic related

>>18817055
god just imagine emptying your balls pounding that ass

I'd heem everyone here

>>18816997
>chuckle
faggot

>>18816997
Lol. Okay.

---> Making baseless claims about tough guy status on an anonymous internet board

--> your balls, check em.

>>18817044
tag urself I'm megamind