/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18804121
>tanking the market
DNC candidate 2024 probably

>>18804121
attention

whats the fucking context? i am not going to twitter

He took the Diogenes pill.

>>18804463
there's no context he's on psychedelics

>>18804121

>tweeted from iPhone

>>18804475
based

>>18804121
buying a bigger house

>>18804121
Mars

linktard twitter shills finally got to him

>>18804475
fuck this pill.

t. fell for the meme.
i wanna have nice shit now and cant because its so hard to come back from that much downgrading

>>18804463
>context
why would a CEO need a context to tank his own company stocks and cause the shareholder massive loss

i am so glad i don't hold any TSLA

>>18804121
Pushing minimalism agenda and normalizing poverty.

>>18804579
This is what happens when potheads run a company

>>18804573
>i wanna have nice shit now
thatsw as the point

>>18804615
>thatsw as t
wut

>>18804121
Thanks for the 2k whoever hacked his twitter.

>>18804605
Nah, he famously can't toke. He's a wine + Ambien man.

>>18804674
no, that's literally just him posting.

>>18804475
>In the most famous exchange of the meeting, Alexander asked Diogenes whether there was anything he could do for him. Diogenes, who was enjoying the warmth of the autumn sun, answered, “Stand aside to stop blocking the sun.”

based

>>18804121
>What is his end game ?
Getting through his trip

>>18804121
why does there need to be a thread every time he tweets

>>18804121
He's just a bored billionaire fucking around. Considering what he could do and what his peers are doing, it's pretty harmless. If the worst thing financial elites did with their spare time was shitpost, we'd have a better world on our hands.

>>18804917
He seems to tweet when ever he gets high

Trying to convince Elon to give me his stuff, or at least sell it to me at an extreme discount.

>>18804598

this

he drugged up

I don't own a house, just like elon musk! I also play video games and buy dogecoin. I am very hip

>>18804598
redpilled

>>18804121

Elon is about to confirm his partnership with MVIS for LIDAR on his new Tesla’s

>>18804579
is he fucking retarded?

>>18805081
>Elon is about to confirm his partnership with MVIS for LIDAR on his new Tesla’s
HOLY SHIT, WHERE DO I BUY?

He stuck his dick in crazy. This is the result.

>>18805323
I said it in another thread grimes was/is a big druggie and crazy, remember when he posted taking tesla private at 420 someone else posted he was tripping then had a freakout when he realised what he'd done

What the fuck is he doing? Because of this tweet, Tesla just dropped 8 points.

>>18805364
he's right though

>>18805392
Well, the solution to that is to make the company more profitable, not crashing the stock.

Probably has his crony billionaire friends lined up to buy the dip. He is scaring off the weak holders of Tesla stock who will eventually sell anyway and replacing them with cult members who will hold and keep the clown show going a little longer.

>>18804782
haha probably true

>>18804121
to get morons like you to post about him. seriously enough is enough

>>18805364

charlie lee all over again he is exit scamming

>>18804605
>The tweets last night revealed what a stuttering pothead runs this scam

>>18805364
If it drops back to $200 I might buy

>>18804148
He's not eligible

>>18804579
>Tesla stock is to high
The absolute mad man.

>>18804605
Weed tends to mellow people out & make them NOT want to draw attention to themselves. Sounds like he's out of weed desu

>>18804121
He is going all in ZNN

>>18804837
Because TSLA stocks fell after his tweet lol

>>18804579
LMAO

>>18805364
Fudding your own investment is based
Fudding your own investment as the ceo of the company is on another level

>>18804121
An anon here had just bought his first tsla stock

>>18805439

All the guy does is engineer stuff, he isn't involved in the business side of the company

>>18805364
LMAO

He must be high off them shrooms again

>>18805949
>on a stimulant drug
>lives in LA
I should have known

>>18804579
Hes not wrong tho

>>18806062
I think you have it backwards there.

>>18804121
>PHYSICAL

Not saying anything about VIRTUAL!

>>18804121
Accelerationism. Praise be to him.

>>18805290
never listen to /biz/, its a pump and dump. Elon has stated multiple times that LIDAR will never be in teslas

>>18804579
>trying to make a moral argument for someone telling the truth

The absolute fucking state.

>>18807628
*against someone for..

>>18804475
>Alexander the Great found the philosopher (Diogenes) looking attentively at a pile of human bones. Diogenes explained, "I am searching for the bones of your father but cannot distinguish them from those of a slave."
unfathomably based

>>18805949
i'm one of those people who are susceptible to schizophrenia and weed has some bad, unpleasant effects on me if I use it and i'm not comfortable

>>18804579
somone is getting a divorce...
did that ugly bitch kick him out?

>>18804121
Hes another flavor of Martin Shkreli.

>>18804579
desu this is what kanye means by dragon energy

>>18809425
He's not even married. He just knocked up Grimes and didn't even put a ring on her.

>>18809601
Is she asking for child support?

>>18804579
>invest in fiat
>tank stock
>buy low
>sell high
>???
>PROFIT!

>>18804579

He's playing a game hoping the secfeds won't bum him, my guess is he rebuys stock with all those freed up funds and doubles his wealth

>>18804598

I mean if you're constantly crashing in your offices at your factory or hanging out at nasa or other peoples houses, why would you even own a house besides building wealth?

>>18809601
imagine knocking up THIS WOMAN, HOLY GOD MOTHER OF CHRIST

>>18804121
>What is his end game?
he might be retreating somewhere into the wilderness, he knows something is about to go terribly wrong or he just wants attention. He might be cutting all his responsibilities like owning his mega house because of taxes and other things.

>>18809784
he has kids with like 3 different women now, I doubt he gives a shit

>>18809957
grimes is a qt, doesn't strike me that elon would put a babby in her tho

>>18809957
He's a billionaire superstar, you don't think 15-20 blonde LA thotties haven't tried to ride him yet? He probably has a fetish and she is the only girl he's found that is willing to do whatever that is. I would guess it's something quite specific.

>>18808783

I guess that exchange would have gone down differently if Diogenes had a working knowledge of forensic anthropology.

>>18810015
its some kind of blend kink, latex suits and vacuum tubes or deprivation chamber shit

something that heightens the senses and allows for intense orgasms.

>>18810015
I wonder what her intelligence is. If we could find out the IQs of all his baby mothers we could see if he is making legacy tier children or is thinking with his dick.

>>18810071

He's thinking with his dick, this was his second wife, the alien looking bitch from westworld.

he also fucked amber heard

>>18810054
shes just the closest thing to an alien he could get on earth

>>18810071
Her creative intelligence is probably extreamly high, since she makes the grimes music, art, videos all by herself. The babby might grow up to be the next Davinchi

>>18810142
his second wife is definitely more ayy lmao

I bet he gets the bitch from wvtch next, since she has same insane eye placement

>>18810160
Or a retard that will post on here and gamble away his inheritance

>>18810160
I haven't watched any of her stuff so I'm not qualified to judge.

>>18804579
What hes saying is his stock is too expensive to buy back now. Others are taking huge chunks of ownership. Im sure some trust of individuals is jumping on this. This group might consolidate so much theyll control teslas pump aand dump and musk whos already low on cashflow will have a hard time fighting it.

>>18810276
He could be worried he won't hit his bonus markers so he wants to delay the triggers past a certain point maybe? I forgot all the details of his new contract

>>18810276
So how much does he own of Tesla then? I thought he was majority shareholder?

>>18804475
Very based

>>18810352
He is but look at shitcoins for example. Imagine what you could do with 25% of a particular shitcoin minted. The devs would need more money to combat a whale this big. For all we know a cabal of members from the auto industry could be buying up tesla stock.

>>18805364
buy the dip plebs