/biz/ - Business & Finance

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

second for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How do I go long on asian massage joints? I’m feeling bullish

I’m short canuckistan idc anymore this thing can’t go up SELL IN MAY STAY AWAY

Red pill me on Amazon. Do I sell now? Or will it go up more? After market is down a lot

My high leveraged puts got knocked out at 2960 SPY. Fuck this Gilead scam timing which fucked everything.

You cannot beat the jews, still in profit but not as much as now, i would have made a fortune on you retarded bulls

EAT SHIT JEROME AND BULLS

I bought the top again!

How do I short anime sluts?

>>18789660

which scanner shows relative trading volume? fucking tell me

>>18789632
Unironically calls on Viagra and shipment container ETFs.

>>18789643
For some reason oil operations are UP 7%, could there be a hidden gem there?
Aside from that I put virtually all my money into USD a while ago since cucknada = housing bubble + oil wells and both are supposed to go to shit promptly despite government aid.

2900 party is finished
9000 party is finished

everyone go home and despair

Whats your guys' sentiment for spy next week?

Bobos, at long last we have become /smg/ - stock market general.

>>18789681
Why are you asking us? No one knows anything, just toss a coin and you'll get your answer.

>>18789681
SPY 279 on monday, then up on tuesday, then down to 200 by eow.

>>18789681
200 :^)

Mumu?

>>18789681
Spy 400

>>18789632
For me, it’s about the total package. I want a table shower, some time in the sauna, a hit of my CBD vape pen, and then the most stereotypical Ching Chong music you can find. I want the girl dressed in some silk dragon robe and for her to have top notch massage skills. I don’t mind if she isn’t super young or hot, I’m face down for most of it anyways. I need the good massage before the tug, just the tug is so unfulfilling and I like a slow teasing tug that really pays attention to the balls and butthole. Really, that’s for me.

i really hope you guys didn't fuck me with NAT, it looks like it'll be down to $4 at this rate

things are looking up!

>>18789678
Get ready to party like its 1929

>>18789595
Fuck chin(ese women)

>>18789716
Nobody on the entirety of 4chan advocated for NAT, redd!tard.

>>18789681
I have calls expiring Friday, do it's gonna go down. Buy puts while you can.

>>18789681
circuit breakers every day
CNBC people screaming, crying, begging
they might not even keep the market open the entire week

>>18789711
Not red enough

AND WALLAH

WE'RE NEVER GOING TO BREAK EVEN NEVER EVER EVER AGAIN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NAT was a very high relative volume today, $6,50 was an irrational price it won't reach again

>>18789711
Rolling for limit down
Mumus need to suffer

>futures are crashing and buring
>>18789734
based and yellowpilled

hey


HEY

FUCK CHINA

24K BROKEN
DOWN DOWN DOWN

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>>18789755
Yes. Yeeeeeeeeeeeees. Revenge!

Anyone have the updated version of this?

>>18789714
no gong? no fortune cookie at the end?

Just bought into the TVIX meme. How high is she going?

>>18789755
Hello? Based department?

>>18789750
>>18789736
keep thinking it's different for DHT, if earning reports in may don't drive it up in may and oil recovers you're fucked too

>>18789755
Checked. But no limit down days, friend. Just the slow grind to the bottom, maybe a couple of small flash sell-offs here and there.

>>18789681
264

>>18789750
What are you talking about retard? It was 2/3s the average volume.

>>18789779
600-800

I went long today. Why? Higher highs and lower lows.
We must appease the crab king.

JEROME SAVE US

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>18789772
I figured the gong and fortune cookie were a given, don’t they do that at all of them?

>>18789772
ding ding ding guy in need of a scotch right now.

TVIX UP 10.15% IN AFTER HOURS
>TVIX UP 10.15% IN AFTER HOURS
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TVIX UP 10.15% IN AFTER HOURS
>TVIX UP 10.15% IN AFTER HOURS
TVIX UP 10.15% IN AFTER HOURS
>TVIX UP 10.15% IN AFTER HOURS
TVIX UP 10.15% IN AFTER HOURS
>TVIX UP 10.15% IN AFTER HOURS
TVIX UP 10.15% IN AFTER HOURS
>TVIX UP 10.15% IN AFTER HOURS
TVIX UP 10.15% IN AFTER HOURS
>TVIX UP 10.15% IN AFTER HOURS

>>18789799
the what king?

>>18789595
halp
>>18788704

Had such a good week swing trading, decided to take a risk on that UAVS trash. Bought at 2.22 yesterday, set a stop loss this morning for 2.75...trading halts for an hour at 2.92, opens back up and my sell order goes through for 1.50. lost literally every dime I made this week on one bad trade. Even tried setting stop losses and doing the right thing with it and it failed.

Mentally, I was laughing at first, but I guess the reality of wiping away a week's worth of good work and DD on one shitty trade has me feeling absolutely retarded. I guess just keep doing the good things I was doing and when I get an impulse, actually think about it.

>>18789803
Have faith.
Jerome is amassing the bears so he can slay them all in one massive green day.

>>18789783
No, because we already have way too much oil going around. Even if demand restarted right now, we would still need tankers to store the oil, and because of the way tanker contracts work, they will be paid the whole year at prime rates.

Oil goes up, ExxonMobil goes down..

>>18789790
i was just estimating from an indicator on trading view i cannot fucking see relative volume because nobody is telling me which scanners show it

why are we crashing so hard what the fuck happened?

WHY DID THE MARKET HAVE TO STRETCH UP 4% TO KNOCK OUT MY TURBO SHORTS JUST TO FUCKING GO STRAIGHT DOWN AGAIN

Bullbros, did we get too cocky?

>>18789842
Oil collapse was priced out, sorry

>>18789841
Lurk more faggot

>>18789837
Are you telling him to
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Bear with it?

>>18789756
Thanks for your coooomtribution

>>18789832
It could be worse
You could have bought SPY calls today

>>18789819
You’ll find out at expiry

I want to get off mr bones wild ride

>>18789841
Nobody is responding to you because there's no use trying to help a single-digit IQ retard.

Some of you mumus are okay. Don't go to the market tomorrow.

>>18789847
china did this to us

Kek, investing.com pajeets and stocktwit cringe lords calling for futures to limit down. Will be nice to see the green in about 4 hours.

>>18789850
Stop buying those stupid derivatives

TVIX UP 10.93% AFTER HOURS
>TVIX UP 10.93% AFTER HOURS
TVIX UP 10.93% AFTER HOURS
>TVIX UP 10.93% AFTER HOURS
TVIX UP 10.93% AFTER HOURS

>>18789847
Reality kicked in again, these companies are clearly dead in the water. Investments are going to evaporate in the deficits.

>>18789756
Hey man you really need to put a chain on these so she stops dropping them.

>>18789885
I've learned my lesson, my application to TD ameritrade is being sent today. I've had enough of my stupid euro certificates

>>18789860
No problem, yellowfeverbro.

>>18789880
Lol its a fake virus, what's orange man chimping out for

>>18789838
tankers might do well in may because they are being paid to hold oil but aren't actually moving anywhere so theyre saving a ton on fuel, if the demand for oil returns and the flow of it starts again tankers will cease their unusual rise, the demand for tankers will roughly stay the same

if the flow in oil resumes and /biz/ overestimates their gains from holding oil then this increase you're expecting will not exist

>>18789894
kek and also that's still pretty fucking disgusting.

>>18789832
Can some anon explain what the anon did wrong with his stop loss?
It sounds like
>he was wanting the price to drop below 222 (pic related)
a put option?
>the stop loss at 2.75
so the stock did opposite of what he wanted and elevated to 2.92 which means he owes the difference.
But the sell order at 1.50.... Why was that filled?

>tankers one thing to be going up after hours

>>18789643
>>18789674

Check out Canadian Natural Gas stocks that are trading at about 3 P/E. I found two that have a book value of $5 and $8, trading at below a dollar. Natural Gas does not have a supply glut.

PONY - up 57.5% this week / 173% this month
CR - up 17.4% this week. / 35% this month

I'm either buying into a bubble, or found a gem.

>-1%
>AAAAAAHHHHHH
Are you tards leveraged up to your baginas?

>>18789850
Resistance has been breached

>>18789887
We don’t need an update every 10 mins bro lol

>>18789847
Amazon missed earnings, have to spend 4 billion over the coof

tomorrow is a +2% day

>>18789847
The non-crash was fully artificial and caused by money fleeing to tech thinking they were immune to corona. Now that amazon showed they weren't doing as well as expected, money is leaving again, and since money was all in on the same shit, we're seeing what SPY truly looks like without AMZN. Just brace for MSFT, AAPL, etc. to join in with disappointing earnings.

Financially I am fucking wrecked

I was just 5% away from unloading everything yesterday...PLEASE go back up so I can exit the market before the weekend.

>>18789932
>PLEASE go back up so I can exit the market before the weekend.
No

>>18789919
1% of my $290,300 investment is worth $2,903. Not everyone is trading with $200 you stupid fucking retard.

>>18789926
I'm just so happy. I put all my money into it.

I bought RTN before the merger, bought more right after at $58. Sold at $65, $66, $67. Now it's back down to $64. The moment I see a green candle I'm buying back in.

TIMING THE MARKET > TIME IN MARKET, I FUCKING DID IT

>>18789909
no... he bought shares, it was up, but then they halted and when they resumed trading it was way lower
but his stop loss still fires

>>18789903
tfw I broke up with a chinese girl who looked like your pic with D's who makes 100k + a year because my son would come out retarded

>>18789819
*snibs you while you were distracted*
Heh. Say my name.

No more buying chink steel. Fuck them.

>>18789919

Yes.

>>18789847
Lol I told you several times /biz/-sentiment suddenly changed to bullish the number one contraindicator. Always do the opposite of what /biz/ tells you to do.

I have 80 shares of AAL and 10 shares of TVIX
mfw they just end up canceling each other out tomorrow

>>18789896
German here. It seems like I'm not allowed on TD. Do you know anyplace where we can write options are yuropoors?

>>18789952
You did the right thing.

>tfw 14 grand in cheapies
Good that I hedged with 5k in an inverse, leveraged etf.

>unrealized losses in equity
>realized gains in premium and dividends

Not even sweating it, once again my written calls go unassigned.

god dammit red makes me smile so hard

>>18789919
you have to understand that we got WAY too cocky and assumed that we wouldn't see any red days until SPX 3200 or so

WE'RE ALL FUCKED AHHHHHHHH

>>18789966
They told me to do puts all fucking month what are you taking about?

>>18789962
The only thing I buy from chinks is handjobs at amp’s

>>18789952
Lmao that sounds retarded

>>18789969
I'm 99% that's because of EU regulations, Norwegian here and I regret ever buying EU certificates/papers

>>18789921
I hope my sacrifice is worth it anon

Dark pool options trades

All massive puts on the S&P500

>>18789909
He didn’t do anything wrong, it just sold his shares at the best possible price after realizing it was tripped. This is because it was a market sell and not a limit sell, but a limit sell wouldn’t have sold it either and the price would’ve continued to fall, not much he could’ve done when the price dumps that hard

>literally just a sad, slow red for bearcvcks
Yeah, enjoy the free day... if it lasts. BVLL. SVRGE. FOREVER.

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!

>>18789929
>Just brace for MSFT, AAPL, etc. to join in with disappointing earnings.
I don't know if you're being sarcastic or baiting, but MSFT and AAPL already reported earnings and they did great

>>18789912
Both those companies have garbage financials even in good times. There will also be much reduced demand for nat gas because of commercials (i.e. the biggest nat gas users, especially in canada where most electricity is way cheaper than gas). Summer is when gas use is at its lowest. Nat gas is also known to murder people in their sleep.

>>18789929
msft aapl both beat already

>>18790003
K girls have more attention to detail.

>>18789969
Avanza if you're a swede.

>>18790013
How do you see this?

>>18790004
His kid? yeah it would have been, miscegenation kike

>>18789929
How retarded can you be? Jesus. They both already posted and it looks fine. Stop talking out of your ass.

>>18789978
Its a coin flip for me this time. My written 175 MSFT weekly contracts were way too cocky, but tomorrow might actually kick them out of the money.

>>18789912
Some anon mentioned pony last week or so. I been riding that pony to sweet gains.

>>18790027
They’re all chinks to me. I don’t respect women enough to tell the difference.

>>18790015
Why are you not fucking ecstatic about this correction as a bull? You should have taken profits on that retarded +5% on everything Wednesday and started reinvesting them today. Even just swinging RTX, it's a defense bluechip that's swung >8% over literally three days, how are you not making money on this

>>18790029
some websites sell subscriptions. An anon posted it to wallstreetbets

>>18789952
it kind of sounds like you're already retarded yourself and your son will be one regardless of who or what you manage to breed with

>>18790002
>all fucking month
Yes, and it was the right thing to do to not buy puts. But in the last days /biz/ turned significantly bullish

>>18789950
>but then they halted and when they resumed trading it was way lower
so the jews did this to him?

>being meme'd into abandoning your qt gf

OHHH NONO NO bullbros I think we got too cocky

>>18790013
Then why’s muh dix getting bigger?

>>18790019
>>18790022
You two are in for a big surprise, coming Soon (tm).

>>18789714
Good taste

>>18790014
>, not much he could’ve done when the price dumps that hard
if he shorted at the same exact time, he would have made out. Even with the market pausing right?

FAS below 20 by next week

>>18790051

>>18790014
Best explanation. I didn't want to get too greedy so I set the loss in case it tanked and I could at least come out to what my average for trading has been during the week (25 a day profit on average each day this week. I literally started swinging this week, still new to it).

Lesson of the day: play jewish games, win jewish prizes

>>18790003
Your phone probably manufactured in China lol

Anyone think they know if ATVI will jump before or after earnings?

imagine missing such a basic fundamental of an industry and continuing to believe you know enough about it to make recommendations about which specific company.

if you don't know why tankers are resilient or even doing well right now and have spent money on them, please sign the rights to your finances away to someone like your mother

is the NYSE open tomorrow? europe is closed.

>>18789716
DHT was always the elite option.

Thanks for buying my bags yesterday.
Hope you see gains in about 20 years.

>>18790068
Why do they get surgeries to look white in features?

>>18790096
tankers are just giant floating oil barrels and right now storage is literally worth more than oil

>>18790082
White women are a meme.

>>18790101
Yes.

>>18790030
Lol the containment board is leaking again

>>18789847
The coronavirus numbers are still going up.

>>18790061
it's just how the market works sometimes
the jews that did this to him were the people on /biz/ who were spamming complete bullshit trying to convince people to buy, not the people in the market who didn't want to buy the stock above 1.50 when trading resumed

Just give me one fucking reason why I shouldn't completely liquidate my portfolio to go all in on Boeing issued corporate bonds.

>>18790072
This thing doesn't seem to have predictive value

Puts on ZM

>>18790143
It's Boeing.

i don't understand why futures are red, obviously the fed can just print infinite money and prop the market up no matter how bad things get so why not just buy you idiots

>>18790119
thanks, also why everyone is saying the market has crashed? shit is barely crabbing

>>18790148
>How do I set up my trades so i dont get absolutely fucked during a Market pause like this anon? >>18789832

>>18790077
He can’t make any plays when it’s paused and the price moves too fast to really take advantage when it opens again

>>18790082
This meme was unironically the tipping point for me, she actually would say "what mean"
It was a good 8 months though. she was always super jealous of other girls and would do whatever i told her to do

>>18790118
This is perfect. Gooks get surgeries to look like that lmao. They attach pictures to their resumes so they all slice themselves up and have the highest rates of plastic surgery. This shit is hilarious from you insectburners. What fucking next, call me roastie when adultery rates in nips are high.

>they choose to dump today and not literally any other day this past month

I'm not even losing money I'm just mystified why they choose these days.

>>18790116
there was already excess oil in circulation and oil producers cannot just shut off the flow, it takes time

tankers are doing well right now because they're selling storage and not actually taking any of their usual expenses. if oil resumes its circulation tanker stock will drop. we are approaching a window when tankers might rise more in may but they are basically guaranteed to drop to pre-corona levels

>>18790143
Bonds technically don't need to be paid back. That's what junk bonds are about: nobody believes you can pay back the loan so you increase the rates. It's widely understood by everyone that it's still risky.
If you really did believe boeing could possibly pay up, you should get into boeing stocks, it'd 10x your investment instead of 1.05x.

>>18790109
Because they know they're ugly and actually want to look good vs embracing it like a typical feminist.

>>18790152
>i don't understand why futures are red
Then learn why.
>obviously the fed can just print infinite money and prop the market
Yeah. Investopia. Start with "babby's first time learning about investing". Keep reading. Stop posting stupid shit online for...let's say 6 months, of reading articles.

>>18790035
Haha, I think it was me.
Glad to hear it's been a good week!

the tvix retard is in again

dude getting excited over an AH pop.

>>18790167
holy shit how good are their surgeons what the fuck

>>18790190
Your Brave New World has arrived anon. Please take a soma and relax.

>>18790182
no retard i've been investing for years, it's clear that no matter what the fed with infinite QE can just run the market up indefinitely

>>18789832
you fell for an obvious pump and dump scam like a retard and should have sold before the supposed "news" was about to be announced. don't fuck with penny stocks unless you're fine with losing your shirt.

>>18790152
War with china soon, FBI found evidence that the virus was made in the wuhan lab

>>18790167
3d women are the most gross thing that I can imagine
they keep coming up with new ways to be disgusting

>>18790190
If this were true there wouldnt have to be any unattractive women anymore lol

>>18789857
Yes.
Short term losses that will benefit our portfolios in the long term.

>>18790190
A few cms of bone mass are a world of difference

>>18790210
Going all in on oil, rtx and lean hogs

>>18789595
>Finally buy a call
>Futures actually deep red for ones
FUCK YOU MUMUS

>tinder in CA
>asian pussy everywhere
>move out of state
>nonexistant
I'm such a degenerate I want to move back just for the easy pickings

>>18790172
I'm going to sell all my tanker stocks when storage is ACTUALLY full, is that smart? Sell the news, right?

>>18790014
what he did wrong was put his money in a penny stock pump and dump and getting greedy and not selling. that shit always drops like 80% the second people find out it's bullshit and stop-loss orders are irrelevant because nobody is fucking buying and 70% of the shareholders are selling.

>>18790207
It's just a meme, a powerful meme nonetheless

>>18790190
Pretty amazing honestly, I’ve taken trips to Seoul and Tokyo and fucked whores that basically look like JAV models. Highly recommend it

>>18790123
What mean?

>>18790207
Bear market rally =! FED buying up everything =! V shape recovery

>>18790223
based

Zoom Video Communications, Inc. Sued for Securities Fraud; SHORT ZM

>>18790185
thanks buddy

>>18790190
There's a reason it's referred to as one of asia's magic arts (others being chinese photoshop, japanese makeup, and thailand's genital surgery).

>>18790190
Plastic surgery has come a looooong way since the 90’s.

>>18790242
I don't remember previous bear market rallies seeing many stocks breaking all time highs

>>18790242
whatever they are doing it seems to be working, dow, sp, nasdaq are on the way back up after hours now

i really hope the tanker window hasn't already passed, tankers will return to pre-corona levels soon. we have the hope of an irrational bullishness in the coming month or two only
>>18790231
sell when oil starts recovering

>>18790237
Kek I don’t disagree with you, but the other anon seemed really confused how stop losses work

>>18790230
Why do you let yourself be handicapped by the opinions of internet losers?

>>18790190
80% of that is makeup even after surgery. never trust a woman

>>18790261
SOURCE RETARD
I'VE HAD A 45K SHORT IN SINCE $180 DUMP

>>18790242
This. How the fuck do people know for a fact they solved the liquidity problem? Fags are trading off "don't fight the fed" without looking at the fundamentals. When loans need to be paid down, stocks will sell off so fucking hard, harder than 2008, 2001, etc. This is a fucking depression niggas. Trade accordingly.

>>18790241
I still have hopes that /biz/ is safe from polkeks

>>18790223
>lean hogs

Which stocks for lean hogs?

>>18789927
The AMZN explanation for the big miss was classic Bezos. He tried to pawn it off as 4 billion spent to protect workers, thus address AMZN's other problem, an impending worker strike. Admit one problem, and try to use to use it to solve another.

It's nonsense of course, AMZN is going to have rough weeks ahead. But it's great for me. The two bags I've been meaning to add since March have been priced out because of AMZN's oversized weighting in them. AMZN tanking first on earnings, and then on a gneral strike, is going to drag many other things down with it.

>>18790282
He doesnt seemed concerned with your opinion, what do you mean?

>>18790190
They have the highest amount per capita so they have plenty of experience. Got to change the nose, jaw, cheekbone, and eyelids because looking like an asian needs to be changed. You get one preg and plop, out comes out reality, but hey you can get enough money on the market to buy your daughter surgery so some fat fuck can spam her gavure pictures so you can make click money to make up for your UAVS loss.

>>18790149
Explain why. Do you even know how it's supposed to be used?

you guys
the UAVS PnD was a nod and thank you from the PtB to us and our memes during this time of SHTF and gave us all the chance to 5x over the course of 24hrs if yall took the cues correct and listened and just continued to believe

they literally even shitposted basic instructions on exactly what to do and how to
????
PROFIT

they love us
but you misguided souls doubted kek and those who follow... those just like you
our brothers
and our PnD overlords you should always be welcome of

there may never be a more obvious next time
and no
stinkies are truly false prophets
the 80% confirms it to the decimal

/schizopost

Should've bought strangles on the whole market, rip me.

Is there a lean hogs ETP or only futures?

>>18790298
>>18790298
NICE FAG!

https://www.chartmill.com/news/ZM/globenews-2020-4-30-update-zoom-video-communications-inc-sued-for-securities-fraud-investors-who-lost-money-should-contact-block-and-leviton-llp

Futures have stabilized for a couple minutes just north of 2850 (incredibly powerful level)

I just sold tankers cuz of the saudi fleet.

I sold bluechips because of the incoming second wave.

I'm 100% liquid, with 10% gains from this month. I'd be up 30% if I didn't fuck up in certain stocks.

What's the next big play?

Why are the futures 2x redder on tradingview than investing.com

>>18790156
-1.28% in total from yesterday's close, and we could see another -1% overnight tonight. Together, that would wipe out about 1/4 of the gains from the past three weeks in essentially a 36 hour period, not including any market movement we see tomorrow. Note that for the past three weeks, the markets have followed futures 75% of the time, and only once was there a bullish divergence from futures (the day was still a net loss, though).

>>18790171
There's been a lot of talk in the past two weeks about the optimism we've been seeing vs the reality of the situation finally setting in. Both US and European GDP were hits were more than expected, and next Q will be even worse. The Fed is keeping ultra-low interest rates on the table for the foreseeable future, meaning they expect this recovery to take longer than what we're being told (most likely). RDS also cut dividends, whereas other companies have already done so (or stopped them altogether) up until now, indicating they also foresee a longer recovery. Earnings have been poor. Unemployment claims for the past week came out today in the US and they were also worse than expected. I believe we're now over 30 million in the US, and European numbers were even worse than anticipated as well. On top of that, the whole "don't fight the Fed" meme might be getting taken too literally, when the truth is that the Fed doesn't care about the equities markets.

This has all been discussed ad nausea over the past month, and has been slowly building up. The resilience of market sentiment is going to be tested a lot. We're going to see how much can be priced in. It will have to push through increasingly negative data to keep recovering. If it can't, people will take profits. After yesterday's run up, it was a great time to take profits, even if there is another bounce back up.

>>18790318
Lol we all know on which board the internet losers reside

>>18790345
Gold. God's Money.

>>18790311
Nope this is /pol/ country. Especially since Ethereum was pushed heavily on /pol/ in 2016, that was a godsend. Got in crypto early and was able to dump my gains on redditfags and normies in late 2017 and Jan 2018

war with china soon

>>18790372
retarded schizo /pol/ zoomers please leave

>>18790361
It appears we are in their company since you graced the thread

>>18790353
trading view has a hudge delay it seems. had the same problem todat with my oil stocks

>>18790167
Pls someone post that pic where all the leftover cut out bone lies on the surgery table.

>futures still dumping after red day like this

FUCK I WOULD BUY THIS

>>18790372
yeah, nah
maybe some symbolic economic sanctions

>>18790372
No too pussy.
Its venezuela

>>18790072
>>18790326
How do you use it. I’ve recently learned about it. I thought more of the Jew money should have left today. Yet it increased.

>>18790345
RTX again. It's back to $64. Wait until it stops dropping and ride back up to $70.

>>18790341
hahahahahahahaha these pieces of shits deserve it so much for buying into a fucking overinflated webcam application stock that should be worth $10 at most

>>18790372
Would be very positive for Europe (laughing third).

>>18790341
fuck I sold the last of my puts today

TFW everything drops.

RTX missiles fail to launch
OKE is gonna pull a widow maker
RDS.B breaking my heart like that dutch girl I liked
TOT like their french workers is striking down my price

>>18790409
War will probably be announced before 9:30 AM tomorrow morning, so $RTX will already be at least $75 by open.

What are the odds that Tupperware declares bankruptcy?

>>18790366
I realized that /b/ is way to the left of /pol/ every time there is a political discussion.

>>18790430
smart move though, futures stopped dropping and we all know what happens the next day when futures start out red.

>>18790434
Kanker

>>18790436
Hopefully not, I sold my RTX at $67 the day before it dropped lmao

>>18790360
From what you've said I'd guess we won't really see big dumps like last month and it'll just be 1-2% per day sell-offs as people slowly realize this isn't getting solved in a timely manner.

>>18790442
too big to fail

>>18790460
>I sold my RTX at $67

Me too, fren.

RDSB raped me early today, then saved me, then raped me again.

>>18790470
>>18790460
you made the smart plays, its not going to 75 until at least after the election

>>18790408
It's not jew money. Half or more of all trading volume is traded on private exchanges. It's not that much of a secret anymore but it's still mostly used by funds, banks and brokers. That short volume can be used as a buying indicator is just an assumption. It makes somewhat sense but there should be a lot of noise on top of it. Use it an an sentiment indicator. That's what it really is(probably).

>>18790455
lol You're retarded. At most, there's a few redditors/leftypol raiders here.

>>18790353
On tradingview, use the OANDA listing for S&P and Nasdaq to track futures in real time (for free). Note these are not the same thing as the e-minis, and the volume on OANDA listings is irrelevant, but the price lines up very closely with actual futures. Tickers are: SPX500USD and NAS100USD.

>>18790459
Go back to your swamp and build a dyke Mees. Give me full dividend you bastards.

>>18790190
how do i go long on these chink doctors?

Anyone in GME for the summer?

>>18790455
/b/ isn't even part of this website anyone
Nobody who's been here longer than a year even goes there.

>>18790477
>>18790434

same shellfrens, I thought not to bad as it rallied, then it broke my heart a second time

>>18790497
Oops, misread that comment.

>>18790366
Pol is for losers.

>>18790455
/b/ is a porn board what the fuck are you talking about

>>18790497
Are you able to read? Ok, but /biz/ might be between them

>>18790501
Nee

>>18790345
Why sell cuz of saudi fleet? Is that not good for tankers?

>>18790515
Van beudern's and all of those dutch board members have got go shellbros. Did you vote yet?

>>18790524
Sometime there is political discussion. And when it occurs it's pretty lefty

>>18790500
Thanks

amazon gonna be 2500 by open right?

>>18790500
Also, keep in mind the percentage calculation for ES S&P futures starts at a different time than the calculation for OANDA and investing.com futures. That's why ES percentage change can be quite a bit different than the others. Just look at the actual price to compare.

>>18790549
Does anyone even go on /b/ anymore? Anyone who wanted to shitpost just goes on /pol/ these days.

Is America annexing Greenland priced in?

i can't buy XLE on DEGIRO. what the fucking hell i missed alot of gains becouse of this retarted penny broker

>>18790463
That's what a lot of anons have been discussing, yes. There may be a few catalytic moments where we see small sell-offs due to some even or another, like post Nov. 2007 and Oct. 2008, but I think there were several anons on board the "downward grind" pain train. It depends on how fearful the market sentiment is underlying all of this speculation. If we see one big red day, that might turn into a self-fulfilling prophecy. We need to see capitulation and real fear and trepidation over re-entering the markets before we see large capital inflows again, I think. That didn't happen in March, as clearly evident by the rally.

Or, if the market sentiment remains optimistic for any number of reasons, we could pull off a truly unprecedented recovery. But that's a long shot in a lot of people's eyes, it feels like.

>>18790511
I visited /b/ for the first time since around 2014 and realised that its more to the left

>>18790360
You should keep in mind that most major economies are opening up and that corona-chan will struggle during the hot summer months. People will be able to see the situation improve around them. I'm still pretty bullish for may.

I can't tell anymore which of you are the posters I know and like and which ones just stole their images and file names...

RIP that one good quints poster.

>>18789962
based murph

>>18789739
b-bro reallly?
Is it time to protect against downside risk with TWM?? IS IT TIME?!!?

DIX and GEX still look damn good...

>>18790123
it's getting real bad again

>>18790455
/b/ has been a porn sharing board for at least 6 years way to out yourself newfag

My first wtf investment was a critical failure. Should I pull the plug now or keep it forever and see if it changes?

>>18790567
Dump it.
DeGiro and its Flatex owner are shit.

>>18790555
In this clown world? Maybe

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>>18790581
>RIP that one good quints poster.
He only posted Yotsuba, no?

>>18790508
i wish i knew

>>18789739
Why?

>>18790597
Mostly bow girl yeah i think
i see her the most

>>18790581
>>18790597

there was never a good quints poster

>>18790495
>It's not jew money
Yes it is

>>18790578
Literally anything is to the left of /pol/

>>18790565
Used to be the biggest board now /pol/ is bigger, probably because of the 2016 election. All the Maga boomers flooded /pol/. /v/ and /vg/ are the biggest boards.

>>18790624
This

>>18790627
Great reply.
That's exactly what I expected from a /smg/chad.

>>18790526
Go suck on your lover's kanker zak Mees. We don't want your crappy tulips and nutmegs and Heineken is a disgrace to beer cultures everywhere.

>>18790584
>keep it forever

keeping an inverse and/or leveraged ETF around long term is dain bramage tier investing

Any other $RIGL chads playing next week? Seems to still be quiet and a pretty good play- looks good, they own 35% of the drug that made BerGenBio skyrocket 135% last week, and Rigel barely moved. I sense some upwards price-discovery next week (earnings call in 5 days)

>>18790565
If you can believe it, /b/ is even more shit than it has ever been.

>>18790580
Corona-chan (PBUH) could be eliminated tomorrow. The economic damage is done. That will still take time to repair, and we will not know its full extent, or how long it will take to recover from it, until we re-open (and of course manage the virus situation, because in reality, it's still here). The re-opening will certainly act as a tailwind for market sentiment, but that's not really what people are concerned with anymore when we start looking at the aftermath. COvid-19 is just another layer of misfortune to have to deal with on top of opening up, and will bring with it several negative factors (reduced manufacturing productivity, reduced demand, etc.). But the economic damage from the shutdowns is already here, and that's what we're going to be seeing more and more of.

>>18790581
DIX was in the "bullish" territory for most of the past 6 months, only dipping below near the very bottom. The daily return vs DIX overlay already showed that there was little correlation between the two (thanks to the anon who posted that). Still an interesting metric, but hard to correlate with the markets when there are divergences.

>>18790624
Nino should have won. Only girl with guts.
Miku best girl though.

Margin confuses me

Us Europoor won't be able to trade for 3 days, which has made me realize that trading is pretty addictive.

>>18790642
I went on /v/ from 2010 to 2017. After the split to 8, I don't recognize /v/ at all. Everyone there just seems way too leftist and there's a constant sentiment that people feel nostalgic for games I remember /v/ hated back in the day.

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if they liked COD anymore. Is this what feeling old feels like?

Futures bounced off kind of a recently important line here. That 2850-60 area has the most recent support since Monday. Oil apparently going to continue short term bounce this evening.

I dunno if red tomorrow is necessarily a foregone conclusion here.

>>18790669
is this another pajeet pump and dump already? lmao

>>18790583
You are right 2011 is the newfag time, isn't it?

>>18790698
Yes anon.

>>18790694
Just trade in America

>>18790669
>Biopennies
Id rather not desu.
>>18790694
>He does not trade in the US
Why? US brokers are now available in Europe with no downsides except the conversion risk.

>>18790683
I still think that he should have done separate "winning" endings for all the girls, but w/e it's over now and best girl won

TWM:
Y/N?

AAAAAAAAAAA
I think I bought too much AMD and AMAT and maybe even KO.

>>18790627
I am the jew. All money is jew money because all money is mine, it just doesn't know it yet. Get fucked goyscum.

>>18790624
>>18790648
I think there was one who helped me with TA back when I was trading Nintendies in 2019.

>>18790698
>just visited /v/

>>18790683
>why yes I do want to be roofied by an insane slut, how could you tell?

>>18790686
Just borrowing that multiplies your exposure to an asset. What's hard about that?

>>18790694
>which has made me realize that trading is pretty addictive.
You're chasing the dragon. Also yes three day weekends a shit.

>>18790698
>I went on /v/ from 2010 to 2017

well this was your first mistake

>>18790665
Ok I wasn't actually being serious about keeping it forever but I mean long enough for it to possibly bounce back. Or should I just cut my losses?

>>18790704
The overnight pumps have been happening around the witching hour for the past three weeks or so. We'll know more then. Last night was particularly active.

>>18790732
>best girl won
And that's what matters.

>>18790738
>>18790720
>Tfw /FIGHTTHEPOWAH/ /v/ is completely gone.
>Tfw they were probably arrested by the FBI for being part of a natsoc organization.
All of my friends are DEAD.

>>18790707
I'd take it, I made money on UAVS today, 20%.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
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>>18790651
See
>>18790733
>I am the jew. All money is jew money because all money is mine, it just doesn't know it yet. Get fucked goyscum.
Told you so.

>>18790747
All the small details of it. Just got approved today on TDA and the balances don’t make any sense to me yet. Gonna have to do some reading on it

>>18790732
I was not that invested in the series
Im much more into Kaguya
>>18790740
They all roofied him tbf.
Which is shitty and he should have dumped them all. But thats not an option here.
>>18790760
I doubt you will keep it for long desu.
The next 1:4 reverse split will just pay you a 10$ or so.

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>>18790799
new thread

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>>18790778
must be bad data on the futures, none of the inverse etfs reacted at all

>>18790694
You can trade cryptomemes if you want trading 24/7

>>18790682
>The economic damage is done.
It's been two months. You're overstating it. Anyway, the stock market is future-oriented. It cares about how things will be 6 months away and longer. I think there's little chance the dow won't end the year near 3k.

>>18790803
>They all roofied him tbf.
how many levels of speedreading are you on right now

Bears make money
Bulls make money
Pigs get slaughtered

>>18790782
yes anon, I am the authority on the subject.

Now tell me about your big brain investments.

>>18790803
>They all roofied him tbf.
wat
what a degenerate jap manga

>>18790763
The day that those over there decided that 2D titties is idpol and not worth fighting for is they day that they finally died in my heart. Fuck them all.

>>18789888
Wow nice get bobro

>>18790167
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>>18790190
all of that and still can't do proper fake boob jobs.

>>18790704
>Oil apparently going to continue short term bounce this evening.
It's almost at 20 now.

>>18790704
If we can’t break 2950 what is the point? I don’t know what I fear more, a crash or a slow burn.

>>18789714
Ya I'm gonna need to call the based dept after this one.

>>18789772
they usually just give you a cup of water and a piece of candy as you give them their slippers back.

>>18790812
There were a lot of dominoes that got nudged within that two month window. We cannot know the full extent immediately, though the Fed has done what it could do to keep the economy from seizing. And Congress is doing what it can with fiscal stimulus (albeit that has been delayed too often).

Yes, the markets do attempt to be forward-looking, but to completely overlook a recession is expecting too much, I think. It's never been done. You're talking about ignoring all negative data over the coming year. Note that the IMF's most optimistic projections put us at full GDP recovery by the end of 2021, with a lot more downside risk than upside. There's a tremendous amount of uncertainty remaining, which could easily tip market sentiment. And we have no idea of what real unemployment will look like as we re-open, but projections have it as high as the mid teens. That is going to have consequences on consume spending, demand, on creditors. There is a lot of room for wide-scale systemic effects, and the big banks and the Fed have been preparing for the worst while hoping for the best. Just like the companies cutting dividends.

It really isn't a matter of being bearish or bullish, it's: what are the facts, and how can you plan along with them?

>>18789818
The NAsdaq closes at 8pm??

Fuck I dint know that!!
(Im not american btw)

>>18790330
Hell yeah, I only bought 75 shares, but got them @2.03 and sold for 4.50

>>18790535
saudi fleet means there's an oversupply of tankers now

>>18790996
bear cope

>>18790831
>Now tell me about your big brain investments.
100 shares of tvix and a fat pile of cash

>18791071
>(You)

What would theoretically happen if you'd trade stocks between yourself, with 2 broker accounts?

>>18790683
>Nino should have won.
Based

>>18791193
You get a mean phone call from your broker who rats you out to the SEC and you go to jail.