/biz/ - Business & Finance

SHOULD I INVEST IN HRT?

How is AAPL? Beat?

What is the point in owning a stock like amazon if it doesn't actually pay dividends?

Has there been news of any new Trumpbux? I finally got my deposit from the first round today and want more free money.

DRRRRRUUUUUUUMPF YOU BETTER FIX THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18788457
yes and kneepads

SQQQ goodboiz are goyna make it

>>18788472
its a growth stock you brainlet

>>18788457
depends can you make a cute boy or pass as female?

Well /smg/? What's the roll going to be?

It’s going back up tomorrow. Crab boys WW@?

Guys, I don't respect women at all...

TVIX GANG
SPXS GANG
SQQQ GANG

>>18788499
SQQQ

How do you trade TVIX? I am thinking of buying tons of out of money options hoping for a huge spike.

hey fellas
can i get a BVLL BVLL BVLL post?

>>18788494
What’s the point of owning growth stocks when you can buy calls?

>>18788439
Amazon, Apple and Microsoft all red in afterhours. Please give me a 5% drop so i can drop my sqqq bag.

>>18788504
right here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_W6PvLzA1c

is there going to be a "return to normal" when states open back up tomorrow

>>18788439
BLDP
>BLDP
BLDP
>BLDP
BLDP
>BLDP

>>18788504
Jerome said a W shaped recovery is unlikely. It is BOBO time

Is SQQQ leveraged? like 4x?

the three kinds of obligatory smg posters:

1) i am financially ruined.
2) guys i dont respect women
3) *ahem* posters

>Sold my puts at the end of the day because it started heading up and I thought earnings were gonna pump

FUCK, I need to just learn to look away sometimes.

>>18788531
>land of the free
>doesnt stand on land

knowing how this has been we might open +3%

This clown market is infuriating.

Thoughts on tomorrow? Think they'll do "whatever it takes" to prevent a bleeding before the week ends?

>>18788529
you dont have to know when the stock will grow, you just wait like a boomer

>>18788543
why?

>>18788566
>sea of the free

>>18788553
3X i belief

Bros, I might unironically be financially ruined...what the fuck am i gonna do.

Trump save me. Jerome save me. Somebody help. Why is this happening? Its a nothing burger. Just...the...flu, literally nothing....why?

Wonder if I should buy Amazon in after hours.

*AHEM*
i don't respect women who are financially ruined

>>18788543
>>18788577
Looking at this schizophrenic graph...
My same question.

>>18788504
yo

>>18788555
*ahem*
i don't respect women and i'm financially ruined

>tvix up 5.72% today
>tvix up 6.55% from that in after hours
mumu are you okay?

>>18788542
hard to believe imo

>>18788590
>I don’t respect women

Should have just stopped there anon

>>18788573
literally impossible for airlines to have good earnings this quarter

>>18788439
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>>18788604
You have been reported to the SEC. You are spreading false information which is leading to inflated stock prices. You will still spend time in a federal prison. I reported you, and the SEC will be tracing your ISP and you will be prosecuted.

>>18788564
amzn? yeah i pumped into the close

>>18788573
may 2019 was bad for tech stocks if i recall, everything still at all-time high and now the cat's out of the bag that even amazon innit doin well

>Buy AMD at 46
>plummets to 43
>buy 5 more shares
>plummets to 42
>buy RTX at 65.22
>goes down to <65
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME

>>18788588
just buy the dip dumb mumu

>>18788553
>Is SQQQ leveraged?

>>18788590
*AHEM*
By these digits Jerome will get us mad bitches

>>18788588
I hope you and your family get coofed on

>>18788547
bro what part of clown market was ever likely. I predict a sinusoidal non-recovery

> Sold TSLA right before crash
> Had order for 2750 5/1 call up about to buy
> Voice tells me don't do it
I had a guardian angel today, still lost money but god it could have been so much worse.

>>18788608
Im not americun so no

>>18788588
You shoulda seen the ruins of the drone stock p&d

>>18788608

>>18788608
all me

>>18788608
i've always wanted to get blacked in a prison

>TVIX is UP 7% in after hours

I'm literally gonna coom and shit my pants at this rate. I'm so happy I bought

>>18788616
fascinating, mind giving updates on your investments in /smg/ threads?

>>18788608
I play the earnings on my own company. Call the SEC, I don’t give a fuck son.

>>18788625
Clown market bever made sense. But I was dumb enough to believe this bull run will last a bit longer. I should have bought puts

>>18788542
who said states are opening tomorrow?

>>18788646
How much TVIX are you holding anon?

>>18788628
> 2750 5/1AMZN call
The ticker would help

>>18788634
There had to be one biztard out there who necked himself today

>>18788499
It's Fortuna Minor!
Gains will come quickly but they may be fleeting!
More instability comes to the market!

>>18788439
tsla going red on the day pisses me the fuck off after being up 10 percent in last night's premarket

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN AND DOW 40K IN 2025

>>18788646
is this a repeat of last night but for bears instead

>>18788608
ITS THE FED'S SCRAM BOYS!

>>18788616
>Buy AMD at 46
>plummets to 43
Which currency? Its currently at 52
48 in euros

>>18788656
Georgia is fully opening all businesses tomorrow. Finally I can start going to the local rub n tug again with all my CCL gainz

>>18788608
Don't be anti-semetic.

>>18788529
Asking the right question.

>>18788646
I'm in for 1 share at 207

>>18788667
>not taking profits
what are you doing anon?

EXIT ALL MARKETS

>>18788439
What is the best application to play the stock market? I just found out that where I placed my money is charging 0.95% EACH month on ALL my assets in the account. Any app that you can play directly without any brokerage fees and no monthly fees. The place has a basic fund where they work for gains and they do a good job I guess, but I have transferred around 75% of my asset to place it in stocks that I found. I kind of feel that I am paying a lot for a place where: he only buys and sells whenever and whatever I tell him to.
Any suggestion? And is it expensive 0.95% a month for fees while he is charging me ZERO brokerage fees.

>>18788656
governors of states like georgia and a few others

So much dipped today. Eyeing up some cheap stocks to go all in. Oil companis still super low. Miners went down as well. Buy the dip and we will all be rich 1 year from now.

>>18788511
YEEEHAW BOIIIIIII

>>18788673

>>18788693
oh got it, yeah i thought you meant all. no word about opening up here in califagnia yet

>>18788628
My profit today was 420.69/contract and I saw that as a sign to sell. My orders did not go through 2 minutes before market close though.

Great.

>>18788687
Excuse me mate

>>18788709
All g, second wave is priced in.

thanks for buying my bags tankertards

>>18788702
TVIX UP 7.38% IN AFTER HOURS


SOMEONE HELP ME
THERE'S NO OXYGEN IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18788608
>which is leading to inflated stock prices.

>Implying stock prices can be inflated
Are you a communist?
Im calling JPow.

Amazon just fucked the whole market didn't it? Bottom isn't in boys. Sell Sell SELL!!!!!

>>18788687
God Zerohedge is so exhausting, sure not giving China their little trade deal is exactly like nuclear bombs and better imply thermonuclear war. Or maybe they could be classy ONCE in their pathetic lives and just help people. Is it that hard?

>>18788679
>Finally I can start going to the local rub n tug again with all my CCL gainz

Based AMP anon. Do they have a table shower? I miss my own local spot.

So I bought a zoom call in hope for retards buying the dip, was that a smart or a dumb move?

>>18788687
>war is about to start
>sell defense stocks
no.

>>18788687
Lol is zerohedge ban evading?

>>18788683
Fuck that, got 2 more shares.

I love cunny, bros, but are we bulls or bears now?

you are now entering...

Updated S&P 500 futures graph and results:

>Days w/ Drop on Open: 11/16
>Days w/ Drop on Close: 11/16
>Average of the Pre-market Movement (Magnitude): 1.27%
>Average of the Market Hours Movement (Magnitude): 0.71%
>Average of the Percent of Pre-market Movement Comprising Daily Net Gain/Loss: ~69%
>Days in Which Market Hours Followed Futures: 12/16
>Bullish Market Hour Divergences (Irrespective of Daily Net Gain/Loss): 1/16
>Days in which a Bullish Market Hours Divergence Resulted in Daily Gain: 0/1
>Bearish Market Hour Divergences (Irrespective of Daily Net Gain/Loss): 3/16
>Days in which a Bearish Market Hours Divergence Resulted in Daily Loss: 2/3
>Net Gain/Loss From 4/8 Open to 4/30 Close: +8.15%
>Attributable to Pre-Market Movement (Assuming Validity of Point #5): +5.62%

>>18788747
Zoom is going to get competed like a motherfucker, Microsoft is going to announce a new Skype soon that can do the same thing.

However you might make money on a bounce be safe out there friend.

>>18788736
remember to buy NAT

>>18788744
It’s a goldbug site that’s the financial equivalent of INFOWARS.

>>18788687
very bullish desu

>>18788745
table showers are great

>>18788687
No simple spelling mistakes, not sure if true ZH account

>>18788745
One has it, the other doesn’t but has hotter girls

Can someone explain VIXM? Is it basically TVIX minus the leverage?

>>18788768
Crabs

The market should go down. But it has prven that BRRR and gouvernment influence can make it stay where it is.
It amkes no sense to bet on the market dumping right now.
I can see a few red days somewhere but not cicuit breaker -5% stuff. We are way past that.

You think Amazon will pump tomorrow or drag everything else with it?

>>18788726
I’m a SQQQ boi but we are on same team. Greedy bulls don’t have logic . I also bought a $600 Tesla put for 5/8 for $98 today. Didn’t cash out probably should have but I think Tesla will gap down soon.

>>18788749

>defense stock

>defense

Why do burgers call it

>defense

?

When have they EVER not been the aggressor?

>>18788816
market is retarded who knows

>even Google is getting in on this action

Bobos, rejoice.

>>18788816
Im so fucking certain about tomorrow that Im full /cashgang/

>>18788776
Thanks anon, I'm aware of the whole situation, I think it'll go to sub $100 easily, I'm just thinking that it's a bubble so we'll have idiots making a bull trap. I pray to God that I'm right. I won't do such risky trades again.

Thanks anon, appreciate your good words

This is so based

>apple and visa beat earnings but amazon fucks everyone over

well fuck you too baldman

>>18788816
market is dumping tomorrow m8
amzn will come back up in a few days

>>18788816
amazon will pump to all hell, literally everyone is ordering on amazon rn. they are making $$$$$$$, wait until there numbers come out

>>18788772
Neat

>>18788816
Why would amazon react positive on the shit earnings? Already overvalued as fuck, but then again...clown market, priced in and bullish...yada yada yada

>>18788690
uhhhh anon needing 12% gains each year just to break even is not a good deal

Tomorrow green next week red?

What will happen with GME in the next few months? Are calls smart for late summer

>>18788846
anon... they just released their earnings and they missed hard...

>>18788511
>>18788520
this is just the beginning

TENTH AND SIXTEENTH FROM THE ALPHABET
J AND P MY MAN FROM THE FED
RUN CAUSE HIS PRINTER IS READY SET
GONNA PRINT AS SOON AS IT RED

FIRE IT UP! BRR BRR (x16)

>>18788846
>wait until their numbers come out
uhhhh, anon....

>>18788749
>>18788821
based RTX aggressors

>>18788849
In the past shit earnings have come out and the stock goes up because people buying into it massively.

>>18788846
are you retarded, the numbers have been out for an hour and a half
they are spending 4 billion to deal with corona related issues

>>18788690
wtf. who would use such a broker?

>>18788846
Bro... Amazon isn't making as much money as people think, and they've announced that what ever profit they make Q2, implying there will be profit, is going to fight the kung flu.

>>18788846
y-yeah just wait haha

PUTS ON ZM - 37 BILLION MARKET CAP FOR A VIDEO CALL YOU CAN MAKE ON GOOGLE HANGOUTS

>>18788846
They have to spend 4 billion over the coof

>>18788821
TOW missiles and Tomahawks go FOOOOSH make RTX go up
haha

does some shitty delivery service really have so much power that it brings the entire market down with it?

>>18788823
dump of -3 to -4% before closing at -1.5%

overall market to crab tomorrow

Thanks for buying my bags yesterday.
Don't worry you'll be handing them back to me at the end of the summer.

>>18788882
Because the stocked reacted accordingly.

Amazon pumped up, because every fucking idiot knew Amazong wont get hurt from Corona. Now earnings came out and they missed

Been waiting to enter the market, should I wait longer? Q1 finance reports are all mostly in now aren't they?

Ok so Apple confirms strong dollar impacts them negatively
interesting

anybody else want war just so RTX pumps?

the bat is 40 miles away couldn't have been here ererr a there's a lot of theories we have people looking at it very strongly

looks like we'll have a massive crab with some rare bull meat on the menu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfKTcq4j2Jc

>>18788846
>the average investor
where is your trip baggie?

>>18788690
I don't give a shit about the memes, this is exactly why I will keep using robinhood. I'm not going to pay some jew to invest in my countries public enterprises. And don't give me the bullshit about other free brokers, I opened a TD account, options trading isn't free which I knew, but on top of that you're expected to pay for market data? Gooo fuck yaself jew, I'm not paying for fucking numbers you have a hand in manipulating anyways.

What do traders with a lot of cash do with the excess cash not protected by FDIC/SIPC? I know Etrade sweeps into some sketchy banks I've never heard about. What happens if Etrade goes bankrupt?

>>18788916
FB, MSFT, AAPL, AMZN account for a massive amount of the market.

30 minutes before futures plunges prep your assholes

>buy tvix
>feel tfw no mars gf

So if I don't have 25k in my TDA account, I can still swing trade any one stock by buying or selling it once a day, but only if I buy/sell the same stock more than five times in one day I'll get in trouble? Am I understanding that right?

>>18788744
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>>18788786
will twitter return his account after it turn out he was right about the wuhan lab?

>>18788927
>every fucking idiot knew Amazong wont get hurt from Corona
>massive unemployment
>people will spend shit on Amazon
How did this conclusion come about again?

>>18788687
Trump just said COVID19 came from the Wuhan lab on the press conference.

phase 4 stimulus

>>18788948
Depends on the times. I imagine a lot of people are moving into FDIC ensured bonds.

>depression has more or less been guaranteed after those 5 days of pure optimism

>>18788941
Kinda cute, is it a boy?

Is the Wheel strategy too likely to get BTFO in this market? I just wanna go back to collecting my comfy premmies, but I'm scared.

>>18788916
Amazon, Microsoft and Apple all weight 30% of entire Nasdaq

>>18788971
>ensured
insured

>>18788983
what the fuck is wrong with her stomach?

>>18788956
you get 3 trades total in 5 trading days, otherwise you're marked pdt

4 billion to fight Covideos? Wtf? What does that 4 billion cover for Amazon?

>>18788958
zerohedge is a retarded right-wing perma-bear, wuhan lab conspiracy theory is being propped up now to hide trump's retarded response to the whole pandemic

>>18788986
The hell is a wheel strategy

How do I make it? I only got 3k

>>18788967
Same lab Trump came from

>>18788965
>business closed on a global scale
>amazon biggest online shop world wide
>people still buy stuff since they need it / want it
people are not broke from one day to another...

>>18788996
>wuhan lab conspiracy theory is being propped up now to hide trump's retarded response to the whole pandemic

citation needed

>>18789003
buy tvix and turn it into 9k

>>18788967
Inject yourself with disinfectant if you still listen to those.

Mr Powell I dont QE so good...

>>18788996
yep it is plain as day

what should I do with 500 bucks. How do I 1000% this shit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6KwBOyhybg come watch

>>18789022
put it in some shitcoin and lose it all since you're under the illusion that 1000% returns are reasonable

>>18788986
How much profit (absolute value and percentage) does wheeling it make in a month on average?

>>18789022
Buy a glock and some pantyhose

>>18788992
Not right pancakes

>>18789022
you would have to pick the one in 20 pharma penny stocks that have a genuine moon, not the inverse split shit. which is almost impossible so forget about it. get some cash first and then invest in actual stocks, piss Nigger.

>>18789033
I've seen people buy put options and get 1,000%

>>18788996
>wuhan lab conspiracy theory

>>18789022
Buy TVIX calls, way out of money, for pennies. If TVIX spikes you will make 100000%
Or better yet sell puts.

GIVE ME A FUCKING GREEN DAY TOMORROW

>>18789022
Reserved list magic cards.

>>18789022
>How do I 1000% this shit?
Scalping with 1000% risk.

>>18789016
>>18789003
No no no, what you really need to do is buy OTM options on VXX on leverage........

>>18789022
KOS

A reminder that Nintendo encourages it's costumers to BREED. Buy your switch today and tkae the "never cum outside your gf" pledge. Nintendo is a multi-generational investment. Sony and Xbox bros are barren branches.

Haven't learned your lesson yet bobo?

Your about to get stomped out, get ready for the next leg up boys.

>>18788499
You may not like it, but this is what peak chinchirorin looks like.

>>18789054
okay. go buy some put options and get 1000% :)

>>18789022
scratchers

>>18788869
Based

>>18789041
>glock
>500
yeah right

>>18789001
https://lmgtfy.com/?q=wheel+strategy
I'm going to stop fucking bothering with you retards I swear to god this is the last straw

>>18789019
Is Trump posturing to look tough on chyna or is he about to fuck everything up

>>18789071
you don't have a single share of ntdoy, stop posting. as a shareholder i don't want to be associated with retards like you.

>>18788996
>literal virus escapes chink lab
>democrat CNN and MSNBC parroting chink commie propaganda, calling coronavirus fear "racism"
>Trump shuts down all air travel to and from china in early January, gets made fun of by MSM, gets called racist and xenophobe like usual
>DEMOCRATS IN FULL SHILL MODE END OF JANUARY THROUGH FEBRUARY, CONSTANTLY CALLING VIRUS A NOTHINGBURGER WHILE MAKING FUN OF TRUMP FOR OVERREACTING
>democrats encourage people to go get infected in large public gatherings

THE VIRUS IS ALL TRUMPS FAULT HE HAD A RETARDED RESPONSE

its all so tiresome, give it a rest bloomberg posters

>>18789071
Based but unironically

>>18789080
kek

>>18789091
He's just a professional shitposter. All talk no action

>>18789055
I found you Wong!
https://youtu.be/bpQFCcSI0pU

I must be a retard cause I only know how to lose money in this market. Options are ruining me

>>18789101
hmmm, I wonder who this could be

>>18789072
they can't help themselves, they love being btfo

Wtf just happened to carrier (CARR) on Robinhood?

>>18789038
With 5k I can average a comfy gains of around 300-400 a month and I don't have to watch anything like a hawk. I'm too scared to sell puts in this market, but so far covered calls have been fine. I have just been selling weeklys of AMD and Slack.

>>18789014
>trump starts with just the flu narrative
>fox news follows and calls out dems for being retarded
>one month forward
>trump showcases a heavily edited propaganda video in front of the press
>fox news praises trumps response and now starts with the china lab narrative

>>18789130
You caught me! I posted in the last thread too!!
That’s my best friend with the wide hips!

>>18789094
BREED.

So I just realized that pepes are natural bulls since they are already green.

>>18789155
kill urself, retard

so china lab is the official narrative now?

Just finished fapping to lolis and got a revelation.
Tomorrow will be green.

>>18789139
You do ITM or far out OTM calls?

>>18789169
Hang yourself

Is having 10k in GameStop calls a bad idea

>>18789185
you fell for LCI guy's trick

>>18788821
Think about Donald Trump's renaming of the branch of the Air Force devoted to space as a seperate agency, "The Space Force". It's like that.

it became a trend for almost every country with any international relevance at all during the cold war, not just Americans. It's partially due to the obvious propaganda of not wanting to seem like aggressors; but also because air force, ballistic missiles, space, and other branches were much more important then in the past; an a better understanding of the importance of diplomacy and economic strength in war. Such a big shift in thinking that a renaming of the body that controls war seemed appropriate.

Historically, departments in Europe and America were referred to as a Ministry of War or Department of War. They generally had authority only over the army of a country, with a separate dept controlling other military branches. before WWII, most "Ministries of War" were just Army ministries, while the Navy and the Air Force, if it was large enough, existed as a separate branch, and had their own departments. For its earlier life, the Soviet Union had a "Ministry of War" alongside, not above, a "Ministry of the Navy"; but combined them both to become the "Ministry of Defense" in '53.

The tendency to consolidate and rename these departments, and to coordinate until then mostly separate components of defense (air, land, navy), coincided with changing "war" to "defense"; and happened in a lot of countries around the same time (not just the USA).

>>18789166
This was known in /cvg/ in the first hundred threads. The chinks even stole the recent evil umbrella logo and changed it to a light blue color.

>AMZN down 6% AH
>AAPL down 2% AH
>SPY already down 2% AH
Uh oh

>>18789191
Wont it be close to 10$ this summer? That’s what a lot of people are speculating

>tfw a bunch of decent newfriends are going to be tricked by larpers and never financially recover

>in the future wars will be conducted through bioweapons
what virus are the chinese about to get hit with?

>>18789195
>futures went back up after this
unironically priced in.

>>18788986
Just adjust your strikes to accommodate the higher volatility.

>>18788821
seething foreigner

Its over.

>[RTRS] - http://AMAZON.COM INC AMZN.O - COMPANY HAS SEEN LOWER DEMAND FOR DISCRETIONARY PRODUCTS SUCH AS APPAREL, SHOES AND WIRELESS PRODUCTS- CFO, CONF CALL

https://twitter.com/fxmacro/status/1255974994716381188?s=20

SPCE is literally free money desu.
The IV is ridiculous for such a crab and if you just sell some puts and calls once you are assigned you can easily lower your basis down to 0 within a few weeks.
Also no risk of it going bust with its sugar daddy and completely unaffected by corona.

Its a complete mem but if it prints, it prints

>>18788996
>>18789151
Found the libtard

>>18789171
I like to sell calls on stocks I am modestly bullish and long on. I start further out when I just got my stock on a good price and I use a strike that will cover cost of assignment, so I am still selling at profit if I get assigned. Basically you can just have super bullish people pay you to long something. In exchange you agree to sell to them at a profit for yourself. Down side is you gotta hold it for the duration, but you could buy a put if you're really scared for some reason.

>>18789171
OTM. Always OTM.

>>18789233
WTF BROS WE ARE LITERALLY DOWN HALF A PERCENT FROM THE ATH THAT WAS SET TODAY WHAT THE FUCK
JEROOOOOOOOOOME
JEROOOOOOOOOOOME

>mfw eternal crab market means put all money into high divvy stocks and live on worry free passive income from savings stocks

better to go SPXS than SQQQ right now? Seems like sp500 will get dragged down harder than the nasdaq. Thoughts?

>>18789195
>AH
it should be A.T.H.
>Rule#6: Please try to use periods for non-ticker abbreviations (e.g. U.S.A. when referring to the country, and USA when referring to the equity fund).

>>18789225
literally airborne AIDS genetically engineered to attach to the hollow spot where their souls are supposed to be

>>18788853
>>18788895
I inherited. My cousins and I got the interests my grandpa was making in a year around 10k each we are 21 so lol. The bank and their other well suit director came to our grandpa house and they explained to us their placement funds and everything and then our uncles and grandma told us to feel lucky to be able to have accounts there since then they only allow wealthy people and you need a business to open there. They told us it was elite and we would be paying zero fees and no monthly fees. So I transferred everything there. Today I asked him, our family's broker, why didn't he bought for the amount I asked him and he told me that he leaves money on the side to pay for the 0.95% monthly fees. I should go and question him and my family about this whole ''elite'' thing and what do they offer that is so relishing.

>>18789233
Not my SHOE calls!!!

>>18789214
That's not even the worst of it...
They'll actually turn around and start shilling their bags because of how convinced they are

>>18789291
BrrRRRrRrRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP

>>18788768
WHAT IS THE CONSENSUS BROS?

>>18788990
wait until you see how much of S&P500 is just FAANG

>>18789137
people are cashing out after hours before the huge megadump tomorrow across the entire NYSE as idiots realize the bears were right and coronavirus and lasting economical damage has not been priced in

>>18789214
I wonder how many of the tards from February and so are still around.
Even here in germany so many people registered and tried out stocks. I think most already lost their money and gave up. I hope some at least bought some long term ETFs

>>18789192
>Space Force

So ahhh Jimmy, ya know how we’ve been having trouble with recruitment lately? Well kids...kids these days love the Space stuff. Space Wars and Space Trek, all that. So get this, let’s make a new branch of the military and call it the Space Force! Then, when they join up, we can have them patrolling the “space” around Iraq hahahah!

>>18788529
poors can't buy calls (legitimately), their broker won't let them

>>18789290
Be the smart investor and get into CROX, cheap after todays dip too

https://www.investing.com/equities/crocs

FUCK CHINA
>FUCK CHINA
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I fought the fed and

I WON

>>18788770
based

>>18789303
>CONSENSUS
tan japs are way hotter

TIME FOR CHEAPIES FRENS

>>18789151
wow you are literally brainwashed. you are literally the type of person who cant think for yourself

>>18789233
They are about where they were a day ago in after hours

>>18789323
Poors can’t buy Amazon stock either.

>>18789214
>17:44:44
>18789214
Woah. Checking those subtle digits. Also, what bags are we getting them to hold now?

can we just ban boomers from trading please

>>18789349
>Poors can’t buy Amazon stock either.
isnt this what fractional shares supposed to solve?

>>18789245
I'm not a lefty, apparently people like you can't comprehend opposite opinions.

>>18788996
either great b8 or you should fucking kill yourself bing bong

>>18789282
>AH after hours
>ATH all time high

>>18788996
Chink shills in /biz/

>>18788690
Literally any broker is cheap nowadays.
IBRK, Tastyworks, RH, Ameritrade, whatever
All charge maybe 1$ and no fees.

That said, pick the broker that has your favourite overlay and appearance. 1$ or 1,20$ fees are nothing when you move around a few 10ks.

what the fuck is a point of share split in times of fractional trading???

>>18789323
You only need 2k though?

>https://twitter.com/msainat1/status/1253003563875340288?s=20
>Whole Foods, Amazon, Target, and Instacart workers are striking on May 1st
Is this priced in

>>18789326
Based

>>18789377
to keep $/share up. If it gets too low it'll get delisted from the exchange.

For instance, TVIX decays regularly and has to go through a reverse split otherwise it'll get delisted, hence why it looks like previous shares cost 10000000

>>18789324
What happened?

Secondary crash incoming, prepare thine anus

>>18789377
Some exchanges will delist shit thats too cheap per share

>>18789361
>I'm not a lefty, apparently people like you can't comprehend opposite opinions.

SQQQ

>>18789284
yeah stay away from managed funds with high fees, theres literally no need for that when you can buy warren buffetts berkshire and get a guaranteed 5% gain every year

>>18789151
/cvg/ knew it came from a biolab early February. The media is just catching up. You sir are retarded to believe this a narrative. After all it's not just the u.s accusing the chinks of this

>>18788853
>>18788895
>>18788944
>>18789374
Sorry I think I am mistaking, its a 0.95% fee for the whole year (not charged every month) and nothing else and they do everything else for free.

Who else is buying TP for the next leg down? Gonna be a nice profit.

>>18789360
>>18789377
I think fractional shares are more for DRIP and the poorfags are an after thought.
>>18789354
>>18789316
I think all the real bobos left in Feb/March or at least cut their losses. Only fake bobos now. Bobos usually wear their portfolios with pride.

OH SHIT BOYS GET IN ON TESLA IT'S GIVING YOU A DIP FUCKING PILE IN IF YOU LIKE MONEY!!

>>18789417
>corona was started by big poo to sell toilet paper

>>18789382
Only 30m very recently unemployed to fill those vacancies

They'll be fucking stupid to stir shit up

>>18789409
>>18789412
So is 0.95% expensive or is it a steel, considering what they do for us?

>>18789402
>>18789394
well I can understand R/s but whats the point of opposite where you go from 2k AMZN to 10shares of 200 AMZN ?

>>18789419
thanks anon just bought 2000 shares

>>18789382
>https://twitter.com/msainat1/status/1253003563875340288?s=20
Eh I doubt this will be a real thing, they fired all the kids that tried this at a Chicago Whole Foods a month ago. The fact is most grocery store workers are way too retarded/cucked to stand up for themselves because they know they’re not capable of getting a better job when this is over.

>>18789412
Just change to a real online broker. Im not gonna spoon feed you options but we have a sticky for that.

>>18789412
lmao dude just use Vanguard wtf are you doing

>>18789435
perhaps to increase liquidity and volume

if it gets too high, fewer people can buy in

>>18789417
Loved it

Does anyone even make money with options?

>>18789419
fuck thinking about it

>>18789419
Loved it

>>18789434
you are getting scammed by some boomer retard shit
not a single serious bank or broker would just take a % of your money for just sitting there without managing it

Bottom of this leg will hit next tuesday morning.

The Swammy has spoken!

>futures

>>18789303
one piece swimsuits should be more popular in the west

FUTURES GREEN

>>18789411
>/cvg/
poltards at it again, /pol/ is literally the most manipulated board on this anime forum, even more manipulated than the entire stock market. bad faith actors are literally running stories like that on there and people just gobble it up, sad.

>>18789460
yes. but just like with drugs you just gotta know when to call it a day

>>18789460
Yeah, I collect premium every week.

>>18789435
Loved it

>>18789329
THIS

>>18789460
yeah, i make a shit ton selling them

>>18789487
Green for your puts right

>>18788776
lol who uses skype

the demand for these programs will plummet and nobody will switch to clunky skype

>>18789151
>>18789489
why are you here?
all you do is bitch about /pol/
this is /smg/

>>18789489
How do you cope with being two month behind everything? It took like news that long to even mention it.

>that strong red futures open

GAP DOWN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Was reading up on today's pason systems, inc. q1 2020 report. Beside looking surprisingly good, which means I might just buy a bunch tomorrow,
>Accordingly, Pason’s operating environment deteriorated in the period with drilling industry activity decreasing by 25% in the United States compared to the same period in 2019. This headwind was partially offset by 7% higher industry activity in Canada, market share gains in the United States, and continued growth in product penetration in all geographies
>7% higher industry activity in Canada
How the FUCK is there extra oil movement in cucknada when the price of oil is fucking nothing? I thought canada needed $40/barrel to break even?
Also does that mean canadian oil might be a good investment after all?

>>18789482
agree and fucking based

one pieces are god-tier I'm not sure why they're not embraced more here

>>18789487
Get crabbed on

>>18789491
Shill me some good calls. How you do this?

Can someone help me? I'm new to trading and I've been fucking about for a few days on a demo account for fun. The majority of my trades either break even or are profitable. I use leverage to take advantage of small price fluctuations and sell almost immediately when my trades become profitable. I average around $60 profit on each trade, but make so many trades that it totals up to an average of $1000 a day. I never take big risks that might mean liquidation of my stocks. It seems very easy to make money, I don't even analyse the graphs or anything, I just buy, then hold until I make profit. Sometimes I will sell if I think I bought too high, but I barely ever lose money. Why am I making so much, without even trying? Is there something different about a demo account that makes it easier? I understand emotional factors may influence a real world situation, but I seem to be making money without even trying. Can someone explain this? I'm thinking of starting to trade for real but I don't want to lose anything. Sorry if I'm a bit ignorant. Pls no bully.

>>18789525
I'm loving it

>>18789517
add 'pol' to your filter and it improves /smg/ so much. the trannies here complain a lot about it.

>>18789508
ITM or OTM?

HOLY SHITTTTTTT

>>18789489
The biolab origin of the virus might be the only thing /cvg/ actually have a point on.

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oh wait futures are stupid and it'll be green by morning

>>18789418
>Fractional shares are more for DRIP.
Yeah, that's what I've always considered them to be for, primarily.
>Only fake bobos now.
Why not both? Ride the wave. Just have fun with it.

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>>18789560
This

>>18789540
Doesn't matter unless you have 25k+

>>18789540
>I use leverage
lmao
clearly you are a god at trading, please start trading with money, we await your posts ;)

>>18789560
>>18789578
Further proof that was the top
Enjoy May mumus

>>18789536
Well, I sold my last option a month ago when the market became too retarded for my taste...

>>18789560
Don't let a good AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
go to waist

>>18789540

You need 25k to day trade. and everybody made money the last few days before today. one wrong move down and there go all your small gains

>>18789595
>>18789595
>>18789595

new

>>18789595
>>18789595
>>18789595

>>18789595
>>18789595
>>18789595

>>18789595
>>18789595

>>18789603
Don't leg a good
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
go to hip

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>>18789560
>>18789578
There's a possibility. The pump usually comes between 11:00pm and 1:00am, sometimes a little earlier at 10:00pm. We'll see, but, keep the relationship between futures and daytime market movements shown here >>18788772 in mind if it turns out to be red tomorrow morning.

>>18789578
Cope.
*Ahem*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>>18789377
Because they aren't actually "fractional." Its still 1 share that your broker holds but its "shared" between poor people.

>>18789579
>>18789605
only in some cucked parts of US
don't matter for euros free trading and gambling whenever and however much you want

>>18789540
Emotion is really important, your feelings will have a much stronger influence over real money than it does over fake money. If you want to test yourself, find an undervalued stock with strong fundamentals, buy it, and see if you can hold it for 6 months without panicking and selling.

>>18788951
I warned you

>>18789521
two months behind on what? the news is literally an extended arm for both democrats and republicans. who watches cable nowadays?
I sold at the literal top back in february and made enough to retire, don't want to live on this planet though when people that retarded still breath.

>>18789638
Still using leverage so have fun going red over time even with stop losses since you will keep being a degenerate gambler.

>>18789532
Because only children, old people, and sportswomen wear one piece suits in the west. You don't want people to think youre a child or am unfashionable old person?

>>18789682
leverage isn't margin. it just speeds things up. regardless if you go down or up

>>18789648
That doesn't answer anything. Why did you not know about the umbrella lab or the virus in January? Asshurt faggots like you bitch and complain and ignore any and all things that come from that board because it hurts feelings of sensitive shitskin and kikes. A shame infinity was taken down since it actually banned spam like that is on there now.

>>18789707
And you will still chase making it back and keep going down like the countless bears over the past month.

Calm yourselves.

>>18789839
think you replying to the wrong id

fundamental or technical analysis?

>>18789806
It still hurts anon. At least the bunker still exists.

>>18789540
Trading with a demo account only helps you get accustomed to the interface. It won't help you become a better trader .The emotional factor is the most important factor in investing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aV1bTYu86E

>>18789905
Your penis

>>18789983
This. I still recommend playing out any new kind of trade in demo mode first. I would never have touched options without a demo mode.

>>18789905
I just kinda guess. Almost doubled my money on options this week. I like clown market.

>>18789925
I thought the bunker is kill??

will RTX go back up? I kinda want to just cut my losses and sell now, pivot to crytpo, especially since UAVS run earlier got me my weekly goal.

>>18789419
awesome i just bought a million shares look out warren buffett