/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18784535
TESLA STONKS ONLY GO UP

>thread wars edition

who /Vanguard/ here?

Closing rally or sell off tonight bros?

>>18784584
crab, selloff tomorrow

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>>18784584
BVLL BVLL BVLL BVLL BVLL

>>18784584
after market/premarket rally since it is may 1st and texas/other states at beginning to first phase of reopening

>>18784535
Carl money.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WDzkou8GyE

>>18784565
I was the original thread splitter like 2 weeks ago(?) but had no hand in this one.

I think some guy just made a new general because the current one was about to 404, but didn't include the sticky. Basically what I did. Then the mad autistists just made more duplicates with the sticky in protest.

Kind of fun to watch.

>>18784599
here

NET will pump EOD

ET will hit $10 in the next 3 weeks

DFEN will print when Boeing and RTX moon.

SOXL isn't that bad.

Thanks for listening to my shill.

>>18784614
>implying I would own a shit-tier console like a playstation

crypto is that way

good time to buy AMD?

>>18784537
but this is bullish in this market
WHERE IS THE PUMP

I'm thinking kohls. Am I a faggot?

What CC to buy for next week? My MSFT gets assigned today or tomorrow. Thinking of some defense company stuff for a change.
Also BYND honestly looks great, but I dont know...

What's it like buying the top?
Just made some tea and moved my stop loss into profit.

>>18784616
> Boeing and RTX moon.
way too many idiots itt

>>18784633
nope
please spend a billion
... by 5/1

I only respect cunny, bros.

>>18784574
>tp
>tp
based

>tfw bear
>tfw 12% gain in one day
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18784599
https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/text-letter-president-speaker-house-representatives-president-senate-72/

>18784537
HOW IS THAT IN ANY WAY AT ALL BETTER THAN LYING ABOUT HAVING 300 GORILLION USERS THEN THERE IS NO REACTION AT ALL INSTEAD IT GOES UP A FEW PERCENTAGES
FUCK ZOOM HOLY SHIT

>>18784633
they may or may not suspend divvy next Q but they are decent otherwise, low p/e, lots of cash, focused on multiplatform sales

>>18784565
>>18784605
>The chad thread maker vs the virgin attention whore

If someone makes an /smg/ thread after someone else and refuses to do the right thing and delete it, I'll go out of my way to fuck with them as much as possible. This is the way.

>>18784672
next week is going to be a bloodbath

>>18784574
so do i vanguard or td ameritrade

>>18784675
wow it’s fucking nothing!

Hope my MITT gamble pays off

>>18784696
> I'll go out of my way to fuck with them as much as possible.
that's pretty autistic. If you care so much, keep an eye on the bump limit and have a new thread ready to be posted when it hits.

>>18784622
>burn status:
>[X] sick
>[ ] not sick

>>18784696
You can't delete threads you imbecile

>>18784560
Sure they do

>>18784703
TD Ameritrade. You can buy Vanguard on TD amer

EXTREMLY BULLISH
>The U.S. death toll from the coronavirus that causes COVID-19 rose above 60,000 on Thursday, as President Donald Trump said he would not extend federal social-distancing guidelines that are set to expire tonight.

Accumulate REFR

>>18784699
>makes the same predictions every week
How does it feel to be wrong over and over

>>18784535
How much do I need to have in my brokerage account before I qualify for a gf?

>>18784721
Yes you can, I do it all the time as do other people.

DHT bro around?

>>18784574
Here. kinda want to switch but not so bad

>>18784703
if you're gonna be a tard and daytrade then go TD

if you're a chad and gonna buy, hold, and invest, go with Vanguard

Guys this is a total nothing burger. Only killed 200k boomers. Its flattening now, so we should open up. Gotta get people back to work and satisfy the pent up demand. Soon we will be back to normal and the stock market has already made a V recovery. By June its like nothing happened. Just think of it like a vacation.

>>18784749
$25k. Say "thank you" to Elizabeth Warren.

lol UAVS actually had a bounce

>>18784655
>Preferring lolis to real 2D girl

>don't check account for a week
>come back
>one stonk has lost 20% of its worth
ok

>>18784772
200k
in the ENTIRE WORLD
we were told 250,000-300,000 in the US only

>>18784772
>t. Increasingly nervous SPY 300 call holder

>>18784535
>https://nhentai.net/tag/demon-girl
Wait a second.

>still no flags in /biz/ to see pajeet pump and dumps
Literally 99% of all biotech and crypto memers

>BVLL tard is a brainlet who just buys vanguard
lol

>>18784746
profited from both the drop and the pullback, i took profit on the 50% retracement though... waiting for the wedge below the wedge to turn into resistance, then im short again, unless it rebounds then ill gladly go long. im a trader not a permabear

>>18784813
I had an option betting that USO would go up (retarded, I know) and then USO performed a split. What happens to that option now? Is it basically just worthless?

What is everyone having their eye on?

Is RDS only shitting itself because of divvie cut? Might
uy in for short term rebound

RTX is also going on sale today, anyone trying to buy in? I missed the boat on cheap RTX but it looks like it has iron support at 65

Alright. Funs over bobos, time to pump. Pump starts in 5 minutes. When I get back we better be pumping.

>I just lost $800 trading

Why are gold miners dropping

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>18784842
i'm staring at DHT even though i know nothing is going to happen until next week

Who to throw put spreads on for a quick buck

>>18784838
It gets adjusted

>>18784854
Zoom

>>18784845
Lol poorfag

How is a 250 6/19 SPY put?

>>18784849
Gold miners are meme stocks. Really.

>RTX is also going on sale today, anyone trying to buy in? I missed the boat on cheap RTX but it looks like it has iron support at 65

>>18784826
>unless it rebounds then ill gladly go long. im a trader not a permabear
How do you determine a suffice rebound?

>>18784842
Junior gold miners with earnings coming out this week or early next week. EGO, KGC, and IAG.

>>18784849
>he didn’t check the monthly gold chart before buying gold miners

>>18784871

How so?

>>18784769
>>18784574
>>18784703

but isn't vanguard good for broke daytraders looking to do fractionals? never looked at that side of trading

>>18784854
F or GE

how much longer must we wait for the 2nd bottom?

>Oil
Dumping
>Gold
Dumping
>S&P
Dumping

Shoulda gone long on lean hogs™, the only safe investment

>>18784605
you will pay for your crimes anon

>>18784845
Sorry bro, no high class prostitutes for a while.

>>18784870
Do a call spread instead.

>>18784872
It has resistance both ways at $65. Dunno why.

>>18784909
>lean hogs
I'm sure your wife appreciates that you noticed she lost weight

>>18784900
10 years or so

>>18784649
Shoo toxomind

>>18784900
>mfw the market goes negative in mid may

>>18784909
How do I buy lean hogs?

>>18784909
How does hogs getting genocided affect lean hogs?

nice graph RTX retards that were spamming all week
get shit on and die mongs

>>18784909
i had some comfy bacon this morn

>>18784927
more like fat hogs amirite bro

>>18784909
Positions?

I did get too cocky bullbros and lost some money on May calls. Pulling back to only my Jan. calls for now.

>>18784909
Absolutely based

>>18784940
Step 1: Quit posting Instagram thots
Step 2: Buy Hogs

should i buy and hold on CHAP? it's worth nothing now but was a $12 stock a few months ago

>>18784926
airlines and related suppliers shitting themselves maybe?

>>18784899
Forgot about Ford. Almost sub 5$ huh.

>Tfw I made like $500 off of retards who bought UAVS
You dumbasses should pump stocks more often.

>>18784971
What happens next?

Good time to buy into Shell, I know they just halted their dividends but it's bound to go back up after a bit?

What should l buy RIGHT NOW??

>>18784909
How do I buy thicc hogs?

>>18784987
They send you a hog to your apartment

>>18784987
return to all time high

WHEN IS IT GOING UP?

>>18784993
DHT, NAT, FRO

>>18784919
but i believe market going down

INVEST
IN
TESLA
NOW!!!

Pump is coming. I can feel it in my bones. BUY THE DIP!!

>>18785009
those are buy highs

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>18784810
>200k in western countries that actually bother to keep an accurate count
>Not including the real Chinese death numbers
>Not including the real India death numbers
>Not including the real Africa death numbers
Lets open up and find out if that 250-300k deaths in US is just panic. :)

>>18784990

My company is up 30% so far this year. E commerce is going to moon.

buying into tankers is a retard move.

>>18784993
Buy TAP or BUD. Once the economy opens back up these beer stocks will be up a shit ton. I'd say TAP is the better buy right now since they are currently retracted 10% from yesterday

Is Bing Bing Wahoo a buy right now?

>>18785030
Stop believing college estimates that overblown the death count.

is there any reason i shouldn't an hero at this point

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18784873
shitty graph but its more or less what im looking at

>>18784927
Rude
>>18784940
>>18784996
Go to the CME and buy futures contracts.
>>18784952
2 June contracts at 55
>>18784941
Badly

>>18785053
as lockdowns end so will switch demand

>>18785007
You are the avatarfag I hate the most

Why isn't the Bloomberg stream link in the OP?

>>18785051
DEO has been consistent.

>>18785045
I've watched videos on e commerce fags but the thing they always leave out is how they somehow found a brilliant supply chain in China but they leave in the part where they now make 40k+ a year zzzz

>>18785020
why

MARKETS REBOUNDING
THE PUMP IS HAPPENING
BUY
BUY BUY BUY!!! BUY NOW!!!! BUY EVERYTHING!!!!!

>>18784976
Ive been milking those two stocks for premium all month.

>>18785020
Wait is Elon Musk's twitter Avatar the cover of Dues Ex? How can one so based even have extremely based taste in vidya?

ahem

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18785069
Danke

>>18785051
those beer stocks have been tanking for past 5 years.

>>18785053
no, not yet

>>18785020
no musk seems like a scumbag

>>18785012
That’s why I said call spread.

>>18785076
I figure Disney is extremely horny at the idea of buying and ruining Nintendo, but causing a pump in the process.

>>18785144
Disney is a monster and must be destroyed

>>18785109
i hope so anon i really do

>>18785144
nip companies don’t do that shit

BVLL BVLL BVLL

Fuck it, I'm holding MRO. Tempted to sell, but knowing how fucked things are, more likely it'll only just keep going up so I'd end up screwing myself. Was gonna re-buy on the dip and keep the difference but like I said more apt to just screw myself instead. Hell everyone knows the earning report will be bad. The stock's low as hell now as it is.

>>18785144
>disney
>buying nintendo
They wish.

>>18785057
>close the world for a month
>"see? nothing burger"
Please, open up now. It will be fine. :)

I learned my lesson. It's only up from here! I'm only in stocks that are too big to fail now!

>>18785144
Disney isn't buying Nintendo. Ever. The Japanese government won't allow it lol.

>>18784900
June. Summer of Bull Blood. Your time cometh, mumu

>buy live cattle futures
>go and pick up cow
>put cow in backyard
>cow is my pet
>don't need investments
>have cow

bros.... look at the 1hr heikin ashi.....

>>18785144
if the lockdown continues nintendo is more likely to buy disney

>>18785169
lmao bears

>>18785053
My dad works there and he says yes

>>18785185
you'd be better off putting stock in a psychic

>>18785104
>>18785113
>>18785141
LOOK AT THE STOCKS
YOU CANNOT LOSE!

>>18785169
>proceeds to lose another 10-20%
pppffftthehhehahahaha

>>18785053
im suprised toddler-focused gaming is still so big, you'd think twitch and youtube would have taken a big chunk out of it

>>18785144
You bring great shame upon ur famiry you stupid gaijin fuck. The Empire will never surrender to the Mouse

>>18785118
The 5y on TAP or BUD doesn't look any worse than big Oil companies really. Difference is that Saudi Arabia can't flood the beer market with over supply.

Nobody here actually trades and is only using simulated trades
Sage

>buy lean hogs
>pick up a couple basedbean contracts
>
>sell thicc hogs at a premium

>>18785159
check out what 10-q did with shell my nibba, MRO gonna shit the bed

>>18784672

how much you down for apil?

Do NOT reply to this post with smug animes! They are mooning right now

>>18785169
He bought?

>>18785030
sure, man. china is lying. they've got piles of bodies that you can see from space
that's why AAPL opened up their stores in china
because tim apple would risk being literally eviscerated and left for dead in a ditch for some yuan

>>18785159
long oil stocks will be a game of patience that will be able to double your money in 1-2 years. Depending on your entry and position.

These couple years of peace can't last forever.
Once the next war happens, whether local Middle Eastern squabbling or big boy proxy war, the price will go up again.

what the fuck is happening to brent
actually, why did it even moon to begin with
these retarded retails are completely fucking with the prices

>>18785214
spoken like a true shitcoiner

This is it. The golden bull run.

>UAVS is back trading
>people are actively buying this piece of shit still at prices above $1
Why?

I know what happens to cash if a broker goes bankrupt, but what about your stocks and options?

BORR as a penny stock in oil. Might make a quick buck.

>>18785160
I don't think it will ever really happen. But I think Disney will float the idea, causing a pump. Nintendo will tell them to suck a tiny yellow dick and Disney will huff and puff off.

I am banking that Nintendo land opening will coincide nicely with travel/economy reopening in a few years. I don't want to go to Disneyland. Disney has no soul. Nintendo at least has some soul left.

>>18785216
what about medium hogs?

i just turned gay

>>18785163
you fucking retard
that middle line is what we were promised WITH LOCKDOWNS

>>18785246
something something SIPC

>>18785229
>believing China
>EVER

>>18785254
Suck my cock and drink my cum

>>18785221
don't remind me. I'm down 10% and only up 1% today. 10% more to go...

>>18784680
I feel u bro, shorted it and lost cash.
Sick of that trash stock.

>>18785204
In the long run, Nintendo gamers are the true master race. A Nintendo in a household usually means someone successfully bred. An XBox and PS4 usually mean the family line stops here.

>>18785189
>>18785202
>>18785226
Look at that upward curve! I'll be back in no time.

>>18785247
>trusting any stock younger than 10 years
wew

>>18785256
wow, "experts" were completely wrong about something, what a real shocker I mean I really didn't see that one coming

>>18785278
>I'm up 12% today
>you're down 12%
pottery

>>18785249
I'm not sold on nintendoland but the timing seems great.

>>18785263
sweden lying too?
based upon the estimates for how many would die without austere lockdown measures, sweden should be up over 100,000 deaths
where is sweden hiding the other 98,000 bodies, anon?

>>18785273
I can confirm, I had a genesis and my parents got divorced and are now broke

Amazon and Apple are gonna moon today after earnings, right? Right??

>>18785245
Didn't you listen to the conference call, bro? They're going to be monitoring hemp in Florida. It'll be back to $5 by eod tomorrow

>>18785229

I don't see Disney buying Nintendo. Hell Disney had a video game division on its own but they shut it down. Now they focus on licensing the content out to game studios for a fat fee. Which makes it better for Disney. If the game sales tank, oh well, it ain't on Disney to take the hit cause they've already gotten paid up front.

>>18785285
I lost all my gains from that UAVS shit but otherwise I'd be pretty neutral today

>>18785201

its a bubble

EVs are the future but Tesla is not the only company around. There price is high because Musk is charismatic, not because the company is the best.

>>18785293
yes you should have already bought faggot

>>18785293
Amazon will, 100%. Apple though? I don't think so

>>18785293
priced in
big sell off

>>18785293
Priced in. W shaped recover incoming.

>bought cspx this morning
Damn it.

>>18785293
It literally might be priced in

Stop selling! Everyone loses money if you sell

>>18785293
Not sure about Apple with their manufacturing affected.

Qualcomm mentioned in their results today they expect phone shipments to tank but then again, the market is a meme so hope for bad news to make it moon

>>18785163
If you make estimates far above, you get to put any big government laws controlling people and shilling for social health credit systems like chinks, and ruin the economy, and because you have the estimates so fucking sky high you can say your lockdowns worked when you could have kept older/health vulnerable away. It's a self fulfilling prophecy for the government to say it will be super bad when they know it won't and say they fixed it all. He'll even during the hot mic at the presser they said it was a bad flu and were vaccinated already. Chinks used it as a convenient orkin operation to remove bugs.

>>18785320
This. TSLA stock is a proxy for all things Musk, not just his car company.

>>18785335
this would be very based, since I'm still holding my worthless puts as a hedge to my stocks, could sell and load up on cheapies if we crash before 5/15

>>18785320

NOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS GROWTH INVESTIIIINGGGG ITS NOT JUST AN ELECTRIC CAAAAR BUISNESSSSSS

WE WILL BE MINING RAAREEE METAALS FROMM ASTEROOOOIDDDSSS IN 50 YEAAAARS

ELOOON MUSKKK ISSS A GENIUUUS

>>18785343
No they don't.

>>18785335
it's going to be a U when you zoom out, i think. the recovery might take a long while.

>>18785292
Exactly. Sonic fans have all become CWCs. This is Nintendo's target demographic. The developer of smash bros even has an active disdain for sweaty old autists playing his game.

>>18785293

>>18785339
Pick up the fucking phone. I'm getting tired of calling your dumb ass.

>not buying UPS at these prices

>avoiding easy gains

kek

>>18785355
>>18785320
unironically they are a decade ahead of the closest competitor

if you think fucking Ford or Boomer GM will beat Tesla in EV sales you literally suck dicks for a living

These options have the most volume on TD Ameritrade

All the ones for 5/1 are for day trades right? No one actually waits until the expiration date to sell do they?

>>18785320
the price will get high again because his cult will always buy his shit no matter how trash it is. buy it while its 1000bucks down and enjoy your free cash in a couple days

>>18785020
-$3 since you said this

>>18785393
tesla might be the future, the thing is... is there enough credit liquidity to make it to the future? or will it crash before tesla turns into a sustainable buisness

>>18785020
If there's another leg down on the bear market and it goes back to $400 i'll consider it

lmao NAT really is the shitcoin of tankers

>>18785397
Daytrades, spreads and richfags hedging I imagine

>>18785431
it was an utter disaster

>>18785397
Yeah, people buying those are buying them because they are cheap, then they sell them when they make a decent profit. You use them to swing trade the ups and downs on SPY. Like at the top today was 292. A SPY put could be bought for 288, then sold at the low, then a call bought, etc. Also we're so used to the EOD pump that buying calls at the low is a smart move.

>>18785346
Yes, so lets open up and get some real numbers :)

>>18785393
>US car manufacturers

Lol no. King Toyota and Honda are going to do to Tesla what they did to Ford and GM. That being to copy their designs but apply Nip autism to create an actual quality product. Tesla’s are actually made in an old Toyota factory.

>>18785431
Getting ready to drop these NAT bags. This shit is annoying me. But I'll give them until earnings, which is in a week and a half.

>>18785315
I think they gave up. I remember there was an article someone about a Disney CEO being extremely buttmad that more kids globally know Mario of Mickey. Nintendo is PRO FAMILY and PRO BREEDING. Buy your gf a copy of Animal Crossing today and impregnate her, then buy more Nintendo products for your offspring, you'll need controllers for your whole family.

>>18785412
fanboys will keep giving TSLA credit until he exit scams to SpaceX
Plus EV is a meme

>>18784995
>wearing a hat indoors

>>18785343
Ummm it’s mostly automatic on my part.
My bad, sorry.

>>18785393
1/2

>>18785445

Will the 5/1 calls get rekt with time decay overnight if bought right before close today?

>>18785468
That's it I'm all in on nintendo

what the fuck why did oil just gain $2

>>18785468
Someday that little rat bastard will be public domain and future-youtube will be flooded meatcanyon style mickey mouse paradies

>>18785477
>not wearing a hat to hide your mullet

lmao look at this faggot

Oil on a fucking moon mission right now. What happened?

>>18785464
What about the Germans and VW, Porsche, Audi? They already have the Porsche Taycan, Audi E-tron, and have way better supply chain/automobile business know how than fraud boy musk. I see German cars leading the EV charge

>>18785393
2/2

>>18785487
Yes. All of your time values goes away and all that's left is the actual value versus the strike.

>>18785412
stupid or just pretending?

>>18785464
when? in 5 years? I don't even like Musk but they're progressing so much faster than all these companies that are moving at a snails pace

LOOK AT OIL

>>18785498
I shorted.

IM GONNA POOOOMP

>>18785474
>Plus EV is a meme
this... oil is so low, and it's never going to recover from this. so there's no point in getting into the EV market until around the election when Biden takes the reigns and implements his leftist climate policy and forces everybody into the renewables and EVs. I see it being done in two ways. 1 through a carbon tax where you have to buy tax stamps for the amount of greenhouse gases you produce with the kicker that no stamps will be available to purchase, and 2 through tax subsidies for green businesses with the stipulation that the money must be taken and government ownership over all businesses that the money.

Why is Musk so BASED?

the irrational oil high is why tankers are downing a bit, just wait until oil falls back

>>18785503
>>18785483
again, stop pretending to be stupid

Tesla could raise $1B in debt tomorrow on a whim, they have no liquidity problem

you know who has a debt+liquidity problem? Ford, Fiat-Chrysler

you can hate the meme that's fine but imagine thinking the leading company in a future growth sector is going to go bankrupt in a couple years because "muh corporate debt, muh meme stock"

>>18785514
ZOOM OUT

UCO MOONING

>>18785547
doesnt change the fact that NAT is a shitcoin and DHT and FRO are the real kings

DAMP EET

>>18785547
Is it like the immense reserve of oil is going to disappear anytime soon even with oil prices rising. Most parts of the world aren't opening up till late May/early June. Tankers will still be doing pretty well for the time being. At the very least, you should hold tankers till the earning reports in May.

>>18785499
Too expensive and poor track record of reliability. Euro car manufacturers also don’t like to copy ideas and refine them, they prefer to go off on a tangent with “innovation” which doesn’t always pan out.

>>18785546
Hes just point out what everyone but braindead boomers know, that the media is full of shit and always lies.

>>18785575
And TNP and TK my dude, don't forget them.

>>18785551
if they could raise $1B why arent they doing it alredy?

>>18785567
QUICK MAKE YOUR FORTUNE

>>18785546
DEUS EX fucking avatar?. All right, I give up. Market buying TSLA right now

Everyone just buy and don't sell and we all go green and happy - its simple

>>18785590
>TK
not so sure about this one

>>18785614

what earnings to play /biz amazn or visa or apple

Some friends told me to get NWC tokens and it has alot of potential to grow, anyone familiar with it?

>>18785621
amazon, visa and clorox

SPY 300 tomorrow, prepare your anus

>>18785398

I don't buy into bubbles / high volality.
I buy boring stonks and HODL til the end of time.

>>18785586
>Hes just point out what everyone but braindead boomers know
Check the replies though, his "ex-fans" which are young liberals (obviously) are currently screeching

>>18785378
POG

>>18785628
It’s a go to place for every new crypto trader, basicly a solid pick yeah.

>>18785575
i just bought DHT and FRO entirely based on this post

>>18785431
>CEO loads up on NAT shares showing "confidence" in his company
>shortly after some big youtuber has a piece on how NAT is the investment of a lifetime and how much he put into it
>two days later the CEO who's known for his used car salesman demeanor appears on mad money reassuring everyone that they are making "a lot of money"
It was so obvious and I still fell for it. Everything good that was said about NAT can be said for the other tankers even more so but those were hardly ever mentioned. I'm keeping some DHT though which is actually a solid company and not horribly overpriced

>>18785651
i threw 1/3 of my gambling money at it for fun.

Moon! Bullish!

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-vaccine/pfizer-aims-for-10-20-million-doses-of-coronavirus-vaccine-by-end-2020-idUSKBN22C2JU

WTF HAPPENED TO OIL

Why is UCO pumping?

>>18785640
post folio

Thoughts on Games Workshop?
Anyone getting rich with plastic crack?

What do you call this pattern?

>>18785695
fuck u

Thank god I didn't sell MRO. I'd have fucked myself. Fuck it, $12.00 will be here soon enough..

>>18785708
Up. The ways stonks go

>>18785511
When the total output of Tesla actually threatens the overall market share. Ramping multiple, globally linked factories to output a new platform isn’t something real car companies can do on a whim. Tesla can do whatever it wants and put cars together by hand because it’s so small in comparison. As high as the share price is, TSLA is still an oversized bespoke car company.

Oil Bros how much more pain are we expecting?

OKE going down because sympathy play with oil.
RDS.B down because dutch want to buy more windmills rather pay us shareholders (vote them out)
Total down because oil sympathy
RTX down because a missile hasn't been launched yet.

Am I boned if I didn't sell yesterday?

>>18785716
fuck me i guess

>red day
SUP

ARE WE BUYING OR NOT?

>>18785708
SPY zoomed out

>>18785708
the pump before the dump

I have 8k from 2k trading NCLH options. What should I do with the money right now?

>>18785551
>when you have to compare yourself to fucking Fix It Again Tony to make a point

>>18785741
RDSB will bounce tomorrow

WHY IS IT GOING UP

>>18785745
evens - red day again tomorrow
odds - green day and SPY to 300

>>18785651
>FRO
Great earnings, great dividends. Isn't even at ATH despite being in the perfect moment.

I was doing a swing play, went wrong, but not even mad, there are way worst stocks to baghold.

May 18th will be a crucial day. Earnings on the 29th will no more than confirm.

>>18785665
Nice, now if only JNJ, MRK, and EBS would follow suit

guys marketcap = p/o x share value right?

but if i do 865,308,981 x 65,1 the market cap is 56bilion and yahoo states that its 98 bilion?

talking about RTX btw. can somebody help me out wtf am i doing wrong

>not buying UPS and IP
>missing gains this easily

fucking fools

>>18785785
>p/o x share
??

>>18785745
i think 2800 S&P is more likely than 3000 S&P

-$12 since this nigger told us to buy TSLA

>>18785664
based

>>18785769
>May 18th will be a crucial day. Earnings on the 29th will no more than confirm.
quick rundown, what's the play on the 18th?

>>18785756
All in on something else.

>>18785809
sorry i meant shares outstanding*stock price

>>18785745
Ford buys. Reopen plans posted.

REMINDER THAT NATTY GAS DOES NOT EQUAL OIL!!

NATTY GAS CONSUMPTION WAS NOT HEAVILY AFFECTED BY CORONA.

BUY ET, A NATTY GAS COMPANY

>>18785840
yes

J.C. PENNEY, LENDERS STRUGGLE TO FIND ASSETS TO BACK FRESH LOAN
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>>18785854
the formula is wrong for me when i'm trying it on RTX for some reason, i'm 40 bilion short in marketcap

Thoughts on OLN after the big sell off today?

>>18785848
Not touching it until it's $6.

Thinking of wheeling AMD desu
IV is still high and if I get assigned at 49/48 Ill gladly take it

>>18785877

>>18785894
then you wont be touching it at all lol!

S&P 3000 by june
back to S&P 3300 by august

you guys ever feel incredible euphoria after you take a nice big no wipe poop

Whats a good buy and overnight hold?

Vanguard is the BEST!!!!!!!!

>>18785920
Cash.

>>18785785
>865,308,981 x 65,1
One number is off. It's not the share price.
Check the SEC EDGAR if you want a trustworthy source. It's in there somwhere.

>>18785920
Holding overnight is suicidal in this market

>>18785848
shill me some natty gas companies

>>18785848
nobody is going to need to heat their homes if climate change doesn't stop, and climate change won't stop if we continue to burn natural gas. it's settled science, natural gas is going to 0.

>>18785877
BVLLISH

>>18785931
kek

>>18785848
NATGAS is going to be affected by a drop in commercial (restaurant) usage and lower industrial demand. Also, the residential peak usage occurs in the winter. Residential usage of NATGAS in spring/summer is pretty low.

>>18783193
>>18783193
>>18783193
>>18783193

There is already a new thread.
Fucking link it, OP

>>18785877
>/biz/ is unironically the LLR
will /biz/ rescue JCP???????

>>18785848
>dancing with the widow maker
No thanks

>>18785904
I will. And you will fucking hand them over to me when the time comes.

>>18785936
You don't have any long term holds? Guess you didn't buy near March 23

Vanguard!

>>18784944
Nothing remotely is happening with RTX ya dumb tard. It dropped a few shekles. Fuck off with that shit.

Please Tesla end of market dump, please

>>18785961
Is ET the widow maker or Natural Gas in general?

>>18786004
Natural gas price has a reputation for being schiophrenic

>>18786004
No, just gas.
NG has ruined so many people. It's fucking lethal, don't ever trade it.

>>18785974
3-11-20 was a GREAT DAY!

Is GUSH a buy? Reverse split and change in leverage seems nice, but I am totally new to leveraged funds.

>>18786027
Dang I bought into OKE at 23 and its been treating me alright so far.

>>18785894
Was $6 in April. You missed that boat

>>18786064
Those people who were ruined were probably trading with ridiculous leverage

>>18785915
All my poop are no wipe. That’s just how I roll

lol I work for a large brokerage and I'm currently working from home

just got an email from higher ups saying tons of clients are calling in about the reverse stock split with USO

>>18786070
I remember hearing about people getting absolutely JUSTED by NG options as a kid before I even knew anything about the stock market.

anybody have a working CNBC stream? only one i have has been down for an hour or more

>>18785631
More like -5%

WHAT THE FUCK DO I BUY FUCK

>>18786070
>>18786119
So as long as I avoid trading futures and options I am safe for the most part right? Like their is no issue with the stocks themselves right especially like OKE since it is a large cap?

>>18786119
Even power companies get raped on natgas futures when the shit tanks and they still have to buy it at inflated prices to produce electricity.

>>18786135
cash

Now a good time to buy OKE?

>>18786039
>Reverse split and change in leverage seems nice
Reverse splits are done in a desperate attempt to prevent being de-listed from the NYSE. They are never nice.
Want to know how I can tell your play is hot garbage without even having to look up the symbol?

>>18786118
Bwahaha, once I saw what was coming I was out. Can’t believe people are still dumping money into that pit.

>>18785185
Points 1 and 2 are very plausible. I’m very skeptical about the rest

Migrate
>>18786208
>>18786208

>>18785174
Hopefully before my SPY put expires

>>18785546
Lol what a retard