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Now you don't have to pay your heroin dealer with your ass

>call dad
>he tells me that he trusts me, is proud of me, and respects me

Fucking based dad am I right bro’s?

>>18760728
>wake up
>it was just a dream

>>18760695
my mom just sent me 2k to pay my rent and credit card bill. i'm going to put it all in ethereum since i didn't tell her i got a 5k forgivable loan from a bank the other day.

>>18760695
you piece of shit, when will you finally stand on your own feet and dont ask daddy for money all the time

>>18760695
>>18760728
my dad died when I was five.

>>18760695
>MOMMMM
>Can you please venmo me a grand
>Thanks Mom

>living in parent's basement
>dad in next room
>playing metro 2033 on computer I built for him
>say "are you winning, dad?"
>we both talk shit about my crazy mother
>they're in the middle of a nasty divorce
>she lives upstairs and sits in her room all day with the door locked
>only comes out for food or to scream about Trump
>wants my Dad to pay her $3500+ a month for life so she doesn't ever have to work again
>Dad won't do it
>he's waiting her out while she goes insane

>>18761144
nice family, why is it your mothers fault?

>>18761144
good family values here. I guess this really helped you in life?

>>18760818
NGMI

based dads are awesome
>>18760963
10, but that didn't turn my heart black

>>18760728
I feel like a piece of shit because my dad still thinks that i'm in college and sometimes he sends some money....

>>18760695
My boomer grandfather begged me to buy him some crypto. I told him only if hes willing to lose everything and give me control over it. He sends me 5k and I put 2k into lition. Now its up 40% in a day and he thinks I’m a chad.

>>18761588
what do you tell him when he asks about classes

>>18760695
>asking dad for money
I would eat garbage out of the waffle house dumpster before I asked my dad for money anon. You should be ashamed

>>18761144
Based dad

>>18761588

oh no. now i feel bad for you dad :(
i hope you'll at least become rich and not disappoint him anon

>>18761200
Aside from her cheating on my dad years ago and abandoning me when I was a baby, she's just a crazy bitch all around. She's a hardcore feminist in denial about being a feminist. I think she just really resents being born a woman. She treated my dad like a slave and would demand money and labor from him on a daily basis, and even after he bought 3 houses for her, multiple vehicles, an RV because she wanted to travel, paid off her credit cards, paid off her tuition for her master's degree in psychology, and gave her all of his post 9/11 GI bill so she could pursue two more degrees, she's still an ungrateful cunt. She starts fights every member of the family and she's alienated them so much over the years that nobody, not even her mother and twin sister, will talk to her anymore. But my dad got the worst of it. I have heard him take verbal abuse from her for over 20 years that would make you want to take a belt to her. She would regularly get in his face and call him stupid and a coward. She called his ptsd fake. She would stomp around and scream like this literally every day. FOR HOURS. And it doesn't matter were we were either. I stopped going out to eat with them or do anything in public with both of them together when I was a teenager because she would start a fight with him every single time and ruin the whole event. She's just the biggest adult brat and manipulator you could ever imagine. I could write several books on her shit. She's the reason I'll never marry because every time I look at woman I think of her and my dad and imagine myself being trapped and miserable like he was for 30+ years.