/biz/ - Business & Finance

Premarket is going bananas. Anybody know why.

GOLD IS DUMPING

CRISIS IS OVER

Gilead halted

>That candle right now
Wat?

what news? WHAT NEWS?

>>18750704
US GDP shrank by -4.8%

clown market

regretting having 11k in cash waiting for a pullback

This shit is going to pump and dump just like yesterday, retards. Don't be fooled by the pretty green lights.

>>18750716
see >>18750709

i thought i had fucked up with 5/1 KSS calls

I REALLY wanna throatfuck this chick

Gilead up to their tricks again

REMDESIVIR STUDY
we are mooning

I'm a bull and I'm liquidating my Vanguard portfolio tonight. This is a clown market.

when can i buy stocks in premarket? using robinhood

BEARS ETERNALLY FUCKED

>>18750722
Im talking about the SP500

>>18750342
small brain

>>18750704
Honestly, push to fill shorts is my guess

Lmao -4.8%

>>18750718
>>18750704
>>18750716
>>18750722
>>18750729
>>18750730

We're back bros

Does the fedural reserve go negative today?

>>18750737
yeah, me too. if there is successful treatment news that lifts everything

Well, that Gilead news was well timed.

J-Pow made a statement today that he will fuck the bears in the ass so hard and so long until there's no bears no fuck

Threadly reminder that you could have bought this at $5 and had a 30% yield

>>18750694
Wtf is this global pump. People dropping their bags? Wtf man.

>>18750722
>treatment drug fud again
holy shit, I would understand if the market rallies on vaccine news but this is just retarded.

>>18750743
Thats Q1. That’s the good quarter this year

>>18750766
>>18750764
pretty sure it pumped because of the GPD news >>18750719
bad news == pump

>>18750756
Sorry, Im not used to some bio company lifting the entire market yet

Very bullish for lean hogs

>>18750739
based. also fuck hedgeye and their retarded newsletters.

Fuck those chinks cunts. Hearing this negative GDP print pisses me off.

>>18750766
inb4 the details reveals that rem sucks ass and the market dumps

>>18750705
Dumping paper gold, buying physical.

>>18750762
you could've bought SPXL, UDOW or TQQQ and have a 80% return
anyone wouldve made money buying at the bottom

GILD about to moon? not moving

>>18750705
>shiny metal
I wish I could have bought a bag of gold twenty years ago.

>>18750762
Any other companies like this that are still supremely underrated and undervalued?

NAT PREDICTIONS FOR TODAY?

Lots of bear cope I see they still haven’t covered, sad!

>>18750694
Why is Airbus pumping? Just because their main competitor fucks up doesn't make it a sound investment.

>>18750776
But why? We are not even halfway through the earningsreports

>>18750761
he'll be cautious but probably he will be talking more about what things they will look forward to in terms of raising rates and slowing down fed intervention

>>18750790
Scotiabank has broken from the lbma gold pool crime syndicate. Who fails next? HSBC is my bet

>>18750812
the pump is gilead anitviral news

>>18750812
>just because their main competitor fucks up doesn't make it a sound investment
Speculatory investors don't care,

>>18750812
>Why is Airbus pumping? Just because their main competitor fucks up doesn't make it a sound investment.
are you serious

>>18750806
overvalued. get in STNG

>>18750794
Frozen because they’re about to release their trial data

Was the GILD new good?

>>18750812
Boeing is pumping too though

>>18750791
none of those are going to pay out 1/3 of their total value to you, every year, forever

>>18750829
>Trial fail priced in
>‘positive data’ on remdesivir not
smoke and mirrors

>>18750722
>>18750776
>>18750788
isn't it convenient that news like this somehow always happen when other critical reports are being published like the GDP report today?
this sounds like conspiracy shit, but I can imagine trump doing everything it takes to keep the stock market afloat

>>18750812
Order books have 8 year backlogs. That’s after this is all over. Sure both companies losing orders in a bearish. But planes still need to be built to replace aging aircraft and all those orders are going from the window licker company to airbus. Unironically the airbus A320 neo is a fantastic airplane to fly on. I understand why Boeing rushed 737 max out. Airbus was going to take their breakfast lunch and dinner.

Just saw positive Gilead news on marketwatch. Sorry bears. Today we Donald J Pump.

Will the FED give a timeline on interest rates?

>>18750850
1/3 of their costs basis, I mean

>>18750863
They will keep them negative until inflation starts to get away from them

we got mohammed on lads

>>18750849
the fuck are you talking about?

>>18750832
They won't produce shit at a profit for years. The EU will bail them out but it's going to cost them dearly.

>>18750812
Pumping because shorts are foaming at the mouths and shorting like 30% of all market volume. Won’t have a meaningful drop until they stop

>>18750786

>>18750256
anyone?

>>18750856
Alright good point. Still it seems risky now.

>>18750801
ET's subsidiary, USAC has an even better rate
Natural Gas demand had not been destroyed at anywhere near the level of oil, and it doesn't make sense for the oil produces leasing their compressors to return them. They would have to pay millions to return them, versus at worse, paying thousands a day for them to sit idle

Is it too late to hope on the CARR bandwagon?

>>18750884
BA is going up

>>18750887
You have to buy an airplane company for the portfolio you manage. Airbus or Boeing. You have 10 seconds to decide which

>>18750904
No your calls will adjust to the spilt adjusted price

>Clinical outcomes varied by geography. Outside of Italy, the overall mortality rate at Day 14 was 7 percent (n=23/320) across both treatment groups, with 64 percent (n=205/320) of patients experiencing clinical improvement at Day 14 and 61 percent (n=196/320) of patients discharged from the hospital.

isn't this literally fucking nothing?

I was here for a while last night and bears were partying hard, what happened?

>>18750856
>Unironically the airbus A320 neo is a fantastic airplane to fly on.
What if I fly on it in an ironic manner, though? Is it still fantastic or just so-so?

>>18750878
>retarded zoomer just making things up

>>18750855
Literally his entire 2020 campaign is based on the market looking good. I wouldn't doubt he's pulling every possible string and having people play market psyops to pump when it should dump.

>buy AIR this morning at -2%. Goes to over +6% right now and still rising
I just wanted to hold this for a while. But apparently I just made hundreds of bucks in a day instead. Should‘ve put more than some play money into this, I guess. Oh well. Now I just need to figure out when I should cash this out. I‘ll come back some other time, this thing will be down for months I wager.

what a coincidence this bullshit GILD news comes at the same time of worse than expected GDP data and later Fed speech lol

even the JCP i bought as a joke is making money right now
i am so fucking glad i stopped being a bear

>>18750918
Daily reminder that IV vitamin C is a proven treatment but it can’t be patented so it will never see the light of day. Biotechs must be protected

>>18750904
They will go to options clearing corp and will be adjusted to be of the same value. I actually made money holding calls through TNKs reverse split. Your results may vary.

>>18750930
How do you think the fed makes it's decisions? If inflation picks up they either let it spiral out of control or jack interest rates up to combat it.

>>18750932
i'm pretty sure at least PART of his campaign will be how he compares to biden which should be pretty favorably once biden starts talking

>>18750721
1000% wrong, You missed the pullback, just accept it. They will pump and pump forever. Seriously, can you not see it? Months of bad data and you fags missed out on the biggest bull market of all time.

Another pump of this size and we see 3000 today lmao

earnings bad == bad news == pump?

>>18750914
Boeing, you fucking eurocommunist
God bless America and god bless the money printer

>>18750969
>Seriously, can you not see it? Months of bad data and you fags missed out on the biggest bull market of all time.
Please no bully.

>>18750914
But you don't HAVE to buy an airplane company. Obviously Airbus though.

>mfw bought more MSFT at the end of the day yesterday after the 2% drop

> The most common adverse events occurring in more than 10 percent of patients in either group were nausea (5-day: 10.0%, n=20/200 vs. 10-day: 8.6%, n=17/197) and acute respiratory failure (5-day: 6.0%, n=12/200 vs. 10-day: 10.7%, n= 21/197). Grade 3 or higher liver enzyme (ALT) elevations occurred in 7.3 percent (n=28/385) of patients, with 3.0 percent (n=12/397) of patients discontinuing remdesivir treatment due to elevated liver tests.

just a 6-10% chance you might experience acute respiratory failure. bullish.

>>18750921
Line go up. Bear sad

>>18750908
>USAC

Thanks, fren. I will look into this. That being said, how long until $ET moons and what is its ceiling?

>>18750954
I like the fact that one of the studies that tested HCQ used Vit C as the placebo

So not only do they not test it with Zinc (the whole fucking point of HCQ) they use Vit C as a placebo because they view it as a non treatment

>>18750956
The fed is going to keep interest rates below real inflation forever. Do with that info what you will

>>18750948
Yep.

>>18750974
See you’re letting your emotions get in the way and that’s why you’re a bad trader and a bad investor. Only think about the money in the future. Stop giving away gains for feels

>>18750994
They will try

peak delusion right now

>>18750918
Sounds like it but Gilead is big pharma and will push this through while everything else is ignored by gov and media. Even based Taleb called those fuckers out. Hardly anybody knows that there is a thing out there called Galidesivir which is Remdesivir on roids and would rape covid's ass but no one gives a fuck because it's a small cap company.

>>18750987
are you retarded
do you not understand that is already an adverse event of the condition it is treating
are you actually retarded

>>18751010
the bond vigilantes are dead

>>18750872
>>18750850
why would I want 30% in 3 years when I can get 90% in 3 days and probably 270% by the time I get 30%

these CNBC goons keep talking over my boy scotty

>>18750969
I'm a bulltard, with all my monies into positions right now, but even I know that we are still in a crab market. Take yesterday for instance, all of you retards were stroking your cocks at market open, only for the market to crash right afterward. Computers and AI are being used to manipulate the markets by convincing individual investors to buy bags.

Fuck me BA is mooning out of control

>>18750985
Some portfolio managers have specific allocation mandates to sectors. Also there is simply the factor of etf convexity too

>>18750694
Wtf is going on?

>>18750986
>Sold some covered calls
Moneys money but I wished I didnt now.

Eh. Still some nice 400 Dollar/contract.

What does this financially mean?

>>18751012
People literally saying "new paradigm"

What are the best sites to give a good overview of pre and post market movements?

My usual sites let me see them when I go into the actual stock, but it'll be good to see gainers/losers in one table like you can in the live market

>>18751010
>>18750994
but then they would have to go negative wich they will not do for now

>>18750884
It's going up you stupid faggot.

What is your estimate on GILD opening at? $130?

lmao holy shit bears just fucking kill yourselves

>>18751009
(Sarcasm)

Where my dividend chads at? I hope you're all in comfy stocks in these turbulent times

Will I be able to turn 500 into 20k?

>>18751029
DON'T ASK JUST RIDE

>>18751010
They pulled it off during ww2. They pinned yields and let inflation run 5 years @ 10% does wonders to debt levels

>>18751018
bruh, i'm just quoting from gilead's release:
https://www.gilead.com/news-and-press/press-room/press-releases/2020/4/gilead-announces-results-from-phase-3-trial-of-investigational-antiviral-remdesivir-in-patients-with-severe-covid-19

>>18750956
>jack interest rates up to combat it.
lmao

>negative news
>Boeing surging

Guys I’m so fucking done with this clown market

>>18751049
500k in 20k? yes it's quit easy.

>>18750908
Shill me ET. Why should I get it and is it long term hodl? I'll do some research as well but that can take a while.

>>18751047
Remember this post newfag

>>18751060
i know. but you're quoting something you don't understand
they have to list every single thing that happens during a trial, even if what happens is something that is part of what the drug is treating

Jim Cramer about to go OFF on the chinese

>>18751054
WEEEEEEEEE

>>18751070
anon i love your jokes you made my day

>>18751049
no but you'll turn it into $0 when you listen to /biz/ and go all in sqqq

>>18751066
>Caring about news
>Caring about reality
>Caring about profits
>2020
Fatal mistake

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>18751086
and all i said is that if you're on remdesivir, you have a 6-10% chance of experiencing acute respiratory failure.
now tell me, what reason would you have to be on remdesivir right now.

So we basically pump up on nothing? The market is desperate as fuck. GDP drop and bad earnings are already priced in noe

>>18751022
If you want to gamble on such gains with triple leveraged ETF's, go ahead. I'm content with an income stream that could put me in semi-retirement right now, if I wanted to work less.

>>18751106
if you are already (or close to) experiencing acute respiratory failure

>>18751106
Is this bad patients or average patiwnts? Because if you’re a serious case you probably have closer to a 30% chance without it

>>18751106
Clown market loves clown medicine, jokes aside im shorting Gilead if it moons

Bobo, you feelin' okay buddy?

WHERE MY KOSS CHADS AT

>peak delusion
>pump on nothing
It turns out your cold virus happening is cancelled.

Holy fuck this market is delusional We are at november levels, as if nothing had happened after that.

cramer claiming pharma companies are trying to cure covid-19 out of the goodness of their hearts and they aren't doing it to get rich

... why does he think they try to cure other conditions?

>>18751087
DONT BE SILLY

>>18751112
IT GO BRRRRRRRRR

>>18751112
i dunno anymore bro. they're fucking with my retirement and i don't like it.

>AMD decent earnings, goes down
>boeing have negative press after negative press, stock fucking moons
I’m so fucking done with this shit. Fucking robot algo traders.

>>18751112
Don't question it. Trust in the money printer.
https://youtu.be/sf6rc-O7ig4

>>18751152
only /biz/ would put their retirement into SQQQ

>>18751140
*takes a screenshot so he doesn't go soft on the way down*

BARC pumping if any of you care about cheap UK stocks

>>18751070
i imagine trying to do bad trades will eventually make you profit

>RTX trading at $67

Yeah, I'm thinking it's time to cash out before it dips like yesterday.

Should I fomo 10k into boeing?

What the fuck happened to my USO? I bought at $2.25 yesterday and bought hundreds but today it's saying I only have around 40 and the price is around $17... Anyone know wtf?

>>18751180
>he bought the news

Don't be a retard.

>>18750694
>Gilead plans to submit the full data for publication in a peer-reviewed journal in the coming weeks

Okok. Let's wait a few weeks. No need to rush.

>>18751165
>makes retarded claims
>he sees only as far as his nose
you're eitther very jewish or very foolish

>>18751186
not biting

>>18751048
bought At&T at $29 and change. gonna buy more on red days. which ones do you like?

>>18751186
Why are you trading with things you know nothing about?

>>18751186
reverse split
google it

PM pump so that we can wipe some gains away towards EOD, just like yesterday. flat week.

pretty good if you're playing iron condors.

>>18751186
you literal retard

>>18751112
I don't know man, at this point I've accepted that it is simply pumping for the foreseeable future no matter what virus related news we get. It will take another big outside event to shake things up. I bought pic related yesterday under this assumption and it's already paying off huge.

>>18751049
Your best chance at this is $Dht 15c dec.

>>18751186
You were hacked. Sorry bro. You need to contact the IRS immediately

>>18751078
Natural gas has not suffered the kind of demand destruction that oil has. People use it to their home water heaters, in their stoves. Power plants use it. It powers many industrial machines.

ET is run as an MLP, which is scary to some people because it makes taxes sound complicated but is favorable to non-retirement accounts (I want to retire before i'm fucking 70, that's why i'm accumulating high dividend MLP's in the first place)

>>18751200
I'm legitimately not trolling. Am I retarded?

>>18751224
yes

>>18751224
yes, kek

>>18751210
>iron condors in this vol
retard

>>18751224
Your account was hacked. Call IRS immediately or you’ll be on the hook for the gains

>>18750812
line goes up

lol bullniggers on suicide watch

>>18750739
thats still cope unless gold or bonds go lower

>>18751216
>DHT
that's ballsy, why do you think that it'll go that high by Dec?

absolute peak delusion right now
sell on open go cash

Did I finally do something right?

Wish me luck. Fomo got me

>>18751224

it seems that the lewd posting is over for me

>>18751224
A hacker called 4channel messed with your account.

>>18751255
+2% premarket

>>18751265
Unironically this. Hoping to liquidate all my RTX at $67.

motherfucker, did the market bump again over the fake treatment again, it's not even a vaccine, fuck this gay market

>>18750739

NEW PARADIGM
NEW PARADIGM

I'll be honest if there ever was a time to buy a 0DTE contract at open it would be today

>>18751208
Thanks dude it makes sense now. That's annoying they can do that in a way, meh.

>>18751271
I thought about it, myself, but I just don't trust those fucking saudi's

>>18751241
your loss.

>>18751288
they literal fell for the same shit, twice

chinks must be laughing their ass of

Well this is just ridiculuous want to sell but idk when to jump out.

>>18751264
Not that guy but it has potential. It is a penny stock so it has inherently more risk but potentially more gain. And the market is perfect now for oil tanker companies... for now.

>>18751174
It would be a sort of contrarian strategy, but how can you be contrarian when it's crabbing?.

>>18750722
>people actually believed the results of the chink test where its been revealed the slimy slants sabotaged the tests to try and push kaletra, a chink copy drug

Tanking again

>>18751292
it'd probably get delisted if it didn't
usually reverse splits are a sure sign to get the fuck out

WORST ECONOMIC DATA IN DECADES? ITS ALL PRICED IN FUCKING BUY!

>>18751297
no your loss, especially if anybody exercises the option

>>18751302
Yeah, that's why I'm not sure about December, I could go with August, but December is just too far out

Honestly I'm in such a fucking retarded position. I've gained 100% into 19K and then proceeded to short it into oblivion burning my money on retarded SPY shorts.

>>18751167
That's a nice meme and I really mean that but that whole "crash this ponzi with no survivors" thesis is.. well.. it's been cancelled

I still have about 5k left in the market, is now a good time to sell the rest of it? Or should I wait a little longer for the dead cat bounce to continue? When do I do my final liquidation?

>Oil

just opened a depot and have 500€ to invest. wat do?

>Bought SOXL in the 90's.
>I profit if it goes up
>I buy more when it goes down

I'm gonna make it.

>>18751288
>So you know that drug we tested and it didn't work, well we're testing it again and it's sure to be a miracle drug this time around!
This shit has got to be illegal.

>>18751272
>Gilead: i dunno maybe lol?
>RH investors:

>tankers tanking

>>18751315
NOOO DONT TANK YET TANK AT OPENH SO I CAN BUY CHEAPER 0DTE PUTS

>>18751224
i stole all your stock nigga

>>18751337
whats your problem bobo?

Imagine how different you'd be if you had only listened

Today s&p 3000 tomorrow s&p 3200

Time to go long boys!

please don't ban me for lewd posting

>>18751318
Nice thanks for the info. I actually learned something on 4chan.

MSFT MISSED EARNINGS
BOEING MISSED EARNINGS
BLUE APRON MISSED EARNINGS
>MSFT MISSED EARNINGS
>BOEING MISSED EARNINGS
>BLUE APRON MISSED EARNINGS
MSFT MISSED EARNINGS
BOEING MISSED EARNINGS
BLUE APRON MISSED EARNINGS

thats it guys.... I am buying boeing today.

>almost bought puts yesturday

Fuckin holy hell

>>18751344
>>Bought SOXL in the 90's.
Congrats fren. Hopefully I played a small part as I've been shilling that shit on here for a while

>>18751338
buy games workshop stonks

>>18751344
>Bought SOXL
why doesn't everyone do this?
tech/semiconductors will always always always always go up.

>>18751375
How many times do we have to tell you that earnings don't matter

Hey guys. Is the US market actually pumping from foreign investment only? Look at the overnight pattern. we're aware of that "dollar milkshake" dynamic. If foreign assets and debts are tied to poorly performing countries, wouldn't that imply that money might be evacuating and coming into the US markets? Additionally, this might explain the correlation with BTC/USD price action. Thoughts? Stocks actually maybe only up in the very near term?
t. bobo

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH WHEN DO I SELL. I DON'T WANT TO GET GREEDY AND THEN REALITY SETTLES IN AND THEY ALL COME CRASHING DOWN WHEN THE GAME OF CHICKEN ENDS AND EVERYONE MAKES A RUN FOR THE EXIT!!!

>>18751377
Anon, don't be a fucking retard by buying the news. BA ill dip again, just wait a few days.

daily reminder that Nasdaq will close at -7.5% today

>>18751047
Lurk moar

>>18751195
I needed this, thanks

What if we dip after the earnings release

>>18751359
I shorted at $20. I'm out at $18 if this continues.

>>18751375
PRICED IN BAD NEWS IS ALWAYS PRICED IN

>>18751328
August is fine too. The thing is that oil production will have to come down at some point and that is obviously not good for oil tankers. So its a hold on the mid-long term. Catch some divvy the next two quarters and sell it at a nice profit. I think its too much hassle (as I see it now) to manage long term. Requires you to stay on their finances to assess their position regularily.

>>18751371
>>18751337
>>18751030
>>18750716
watching my first ecchi anime todat, yosuga no sora

>>18751387
>Hey guys. Is the US market actually pumping from foreign investment only?
brrr mofo do you speak it?

>>18751321
Just wait for Q2 to hit...

>>18751396
Just use a stop loss.

I knew that I should've bought more XOM when it was in the low-30s

>>18751350
Fuck. Why?

>>18751399
Idiot, stock can't go down. Only up or sideways. Its basic economics.

>>18751198
I thought the two were one and the same?

>trillions of dollars pumped into the money supply
>corona hoax cancelled
>why is there an asset bubble?

Fuck it I’m going all in on CVE. I’m fucking sick of this clown market. Let’s see how it handles a clown investor.

Just a reminder Tvix kiddies are always wrong.

Hahaha

>RTX trading at $67.35

Yeah, this is a canary in the coal mine if I ever saw one. Learn when to take a profit and sit. I've learned my lesson, believe you me.

>>18751417
based

>>18751375
Let us talk about MSFT

First off Microsoft hit Xbox Live records. More people went on there then ever before.

Two the cloud services division has record demand to the point of causing slow downs. Regular blogs from msft talk about this. Don't believe that then goog just had great cloud revenue.

Third so many people are working from home that business had to buy extra computers. The company I work for bought every laptop at Walmart.

So do you still think that Microsoft earnings will be bad. I don't.

>oil up 20%
my heckin uso putterinos

>>18751434
didnt you hear? the US GDP dropped by over 5%! the crisis is over!

No idea what I’m doing, but I’m going to keep holding

AAAAAAAAA DO I SELL OR GO ALL IN!!!????


>SELL
MAKE PROFIT

>GO ALL IN
PROFIT IF NARKET KEEPS UP THIS RIDICULUOS PUMPING EVEN WITH BAD NEWS OVER AND OVER BWITH AN OFF CHANCE BIG FIRM ALGOS ARE JUST TRICKING RETAIL INTO BUYING BEFORE DUMPING HARD

>>18751455
okay, now this is epic

>>18751420
>dismissing a relationship that will tie your retirement to the chinese and germans

>>18751444
one implies stupid the other implies stupid and malicious

>>18751379
I've been holding some for awhile now and got massively fucked when March rolled around, but didn't sell. When we hit the floor I scooped up as many shares as I could and cut my avg. price to about where it's at now.
>>18751383
I've survived the biggest dip since the great depression, seeing it go down doesn't even bother me anymore, I just get excited to buy more now. My training is complete, I am now a /biz/raeli

>>18751344
>>18751344
Not gonna lie, I am legit kind of mad I didn't buy at least some

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA

IMAGINE BEING A BEAR

HOLY SHIT YOU SOLD THE BOTTOM AND MISSED THE BEGINNING OF THE NEXT BULL RUN

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18751455
oof.

RIP that guy who bought tvix at the highs last week.

>greatest repression
>fund manager want you to buy
>10yr/2yr still at its lowest, didn't even pump on Gilead news
yeah guys buy, don't miss the opportunities
good luck bagholding for decades

Are they really doing the gilead pump scheme again. A fucking ibuprofen could work on coronavirus.

>>18751387
I have no fucking idea, but I think the selloff is going to be over the next 6-9 months. I remember in 2008 when things kinda felt the same, you had some times where the market seemed to be recovering and then boom. I think the printing of money combined with foreign investors looking for a safe haven is part of it, but also retail investors thinking they are getting in cheap. Fact is stocks are still extremely expensive now, and it doesn't make sense. I think being in cash right now is pretty smart.

What the literal fuck happened within the last 2-3 hours?
I just checked my portfolio and theres this huge green dildo all across the board.

>>18751458
Or... just fucking hold.

We are entering a cold war era with China. Just chill the fuck out and be long term. You people are poor because you attempt to day trade and make 90% one day and lose 90% the next

Oil futures is straight up just market manipulation

>>18751499
SPXL is outperforming you right now.

>>18751501
>I didn't buy on March 23rd.

>>18751474
Good earnings != stock moon. Clown market says they’ll go down 5%.

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!

>>18751445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMShFx5rThI&feature=youtu.be

>>18751510
Dumbasses fell for the GILD meme drug trial AGAIN

Don't let greed cloud you judgement, retards. This is going to crash right after open, just like yesterday. Cash out at open and then buy the dip.

>>18751501
i'm a big bear and im looking for my bottom

>>18751476
kek

Gilead is such a jewish piece of shit.

>>18751426
Never done that before so idk how to.

>>18751474
Azure will thrive in our new remote world. Also, have people forgotten the new Xbox is dropping soon as well? MSFT Chads never lose.

MY TANKERS ARE TANKING

>>18751529
2008

He doesnt change

Does Robinhood not have friendly alerts about things like reverse splits?
I don't even own any USO and this is at the top of ameritrade

lmao so what is the point in being a bear
you got one 10% day on SQQQ out of 2 months of daily green gains

do bears hate money??

>>18751499
>got massively fucked when March rolled around, but didn't sell. When we hit the floor I scooped up as many shares as I could
Did the exact same. Got ugly for a minute there but leveraged ETFs are going to have some stomach churning drawdowns. Just comes with the territory. Glad to see you're hanging in there. We're gonna make it
>>18751516
This will change. Semiconductor companies got hit super hard cuz supply chain issues but they will bounce back much harder when the coast clears

I think I'll sell at the open even though I have a shit ton of cash on the sidelines already. This shits is so fake.

Wait a second we still havent had a recession or depression. Are these pumps to bait retail?

Except SNAP my other options are gonna soar at open right?

>>18751559
robinhoodies bought them

>>18751513
This is gonna. Where you gonna store it you ignorant ppt. Wait till they hear what they’re gonna need to pay my tankers to hold onto the oil

>At -7.6%, the drop in personal consumption was the fastest since the second quarter of 1980, and double the rate at the worst point during the global financial crisis. Consumer spending comprises about two-thirds of U.S. economic activity.
bvllish

>>18750902

>>18751549
cute anon ill suck your benis

>>18751581
what the fuck robinhood has fractional shares aswell now???? omfg why

>>18751577
Its exciting though. We are experiencing some shit happening right now that scholars will talk about the decades to come. Feels good to be sort of on the front lines.

>>18750718
There news was "it was priced in" more news at 11

Why does CNBC get all the good interviewers with CEOs and bloomberg gets literally who hedgies?

>>18751516
Note also that SOXL is up 136% from the bottom while SPXL is up about 100% from the bottom. SOXL is already gaining momentum and will soon leave SPXL, TECL, and TQQQ in the dust where they belong

mommy Su on CNBC

AGHHHHHH
MY GE CALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>18751561
Real brokers have a splash screen you have to look at if all the splits before you can see your positions

>>18751559
people think disease treatment = oil gets used = tankers should tank
they don't understand how long it's going to take for those tankers to empty

>>18751603
Piss of homo

>>18751455
typical cat poster

>>18751604
So dumb broke redditors can own part of a tsla share probably

>>18751604
Because more features equals more customers equals more cash

hey bearinos? how you lil guys doing today?

>>18751543

>>18751581
>SPY calls
you doomed us all

10 year treasury up TWO WHOLE basis points on the gilead news. Yea sounds like the market is gonna rally today

>>18751624
Well, oil is rising again. At least until the contract expires again anyway.

Anyone else buying USO puts with me this morning? Reverse split just means it can go down even more :)

>>18751624

It's just unironically priced in dude. People flooded into the tanker stock meme off the news they would be holding and storing the oil. But it's a temporary sugar high.

>>18751632
this is literally mini futures 2.0 unloading lol

Now THIS is a bull trap.

>>18751516
>right now

>>18751625
kek

>>18751561
Nah, they tell you right after though. I’ve gotten fucked twice by RH with reverse splits. They don’t update the contracts either and pretty much just force you to eat shit or close your position

>>18751651
>Reverse split just means it can go down even more :)
extremely unexperienced short seller detected
bull, take off the mask

>>18751623
I'm begining to dislike robinhood more and more. Can I migrate to a big boy broker or do I have to liquidate and rebuy?

What tanker bears don’t understand is if you turned the economy back on tommorow at 100% you still have to work off the excess which is sitting in tankers. While that is being worked off all those tankers are out of the transportation market. That keeps rates up while the glut is slowly worked off

>>18751653
earnings coming in less than 2 weeks

>>18751555
Honestly, MSFT has one of the best looking 5 year charts I've ever seen. All the other tech giants had some choppy periods during that time but MSFT just maintained course and consistently went up the whole time.

Man, my tankers are getting CRUSHED. But I am still up 2% thanks to all my oil stocks. Winning either way.

>>18751657
kek. Let them have their fun.

>GDP DOWN -4.8%
>SPY UP 2%

FRAUDULANT MARKET

>>18751501
lol I've lost 99% of my portfolio so what

>>18751517
You'll be fine, buddy. Next leg down is unironically coming soon.
>t. cashgang

she's such a computer nerd...
what a perfect CEO

>>18751676
It’s quicker to liquidate and rebuy. Have a new broker set up and whenever you have cash move it over.

>>18751509
sounds like the right play. lessons learned with some pain. I shoulda listened a bit more closely.
>the market is able to be completely retarded much longer than I can remain solvent
>the market can be much more retarded than you estimate
At least my balance is flat only in my personal account. all my other accounts are looking great.

>>18751179
>buying the worst split from UTC

lmao why?

>>18751593
kek. I'd probably take the Mexico side there, though. Imagine how much of a shit cunt your condo association would be on the US side.

>>18751685
I liquidated everything last week expecting the bear market to kick in. Fomo'd into DHT and see the red in the pre market now. I can still sell at break even point but my hands are strong.

>>18751713
would take at least 5 days of being completely out of the market. probably a full week or more

>>18751694
PRICED. IN. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

>https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/29/gilead-reports-positive-data-on-remdesivir-coronavirus-drug-trial.html
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/29/us-gdp-q1-2020-first-reading.html
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHY THE FUCK IS GE DUMPING I THOUGHT THIS SHIT WAS PRICED IN

Shorted Gilead that fucking peace of shit. Their report is nothing more than a big joke.

>>18751619
Pls fren, don’t talk bad about my leveraged spy when it’s my only option :’(

Dax +2 %

>>18751279
>How does dividend works?
You get paid a certain amount per share you own as an incentive to keep the stock. Usually implemented for companies which don't have big growth opportunities by design (e.g. energy companies) or that make so much money they don't know what to do with it. Some classes of companies are forced by law to give dividends, including MLPs and REITs. However, US MLPs and REITs' dividends are considered 'business income' and not dividend if you're canadian and are subject to 40% withholding that is not recoverable in registered accounts (because the tax treaty doesn't cover those).
Regular US dividend, on the other hand, has only 15% withholding and is recoverable except in TFSAs. In RRSPs there is no withholding at all.
Canadian REITs do like US REITs and often split dividends into various kinds of returns, including return on capital, which reduces your cost basis instead of paying you outright (this means you can pocket the money completely tax-free, and will be paying taxes as capital gains when you sell the stock instead).

>I know its some bonus they give each year for some with stocks? How do I know if the stock I am buying has some?
Google the stock or check with your broker, it's usually indicated. It's also part of a company's financials. Otherwise some companies as explained before must systematically yield dividend.

>GILD at 84

Since this week, oil and s&p again move very similiar, interesting

>Robinhood literally bugging out and not showing my money right now
>Can’t handle a reverse split with options

Oh boy. How long does it take to perform simple math and multiply a put strike price by 8?

>>18751782
>Pls fren, don’t talk bad about my leveraged spy when it’s my only option :’(
Never! I take it back

> I'm balls deep BA and SPY puts
F

It's the boomer hedge fund manager's favorite stock for a reason! You can never go wrong owning it at just about any price.

>GDP down
>Tyson claims meat packing industry is under extreme stress
>states keep pushing back "re-open" date
>SPY up

this is all just fantasy huh? I'd play the burr, but on principle I usually don't play with options.

why the fuck is GD up

>>18751760
Basically. My broker won’t let me withdraw till the trades settle. So 2-3 days. Then transfer times. Count on being out of the market 5-6 trading days

>>18751279
>>18750755
if you aren't american you get 30% less dividends

DING DING DING DING

>Gilead about to pump to $1000 from Coronavirus speculators

Don't FOMO in. Be smart and prepare to launch the mother of all shorts after it reaches a crazy ATH.

>>18751757
Most oil is still paying dividends mate, there was no reason to liquidate if you bought in at least relatively cheap. I got FRO, DHT, and NAT, all losing now overall except FRO which I got in super early with. But this is why you hedge like this, so you win both ways. Plus again, you still get the dividends so it isn't the end of the world if oil falls.

>>18751767
>fake news on a meme treatment out weighs GDP in free fall
lol

Cmon, lets see that ES 2934.

>>18751813
In Canada the dividend is grossed up (up to 38%) to account for the reduced dividend, so that the after reduction amount matches the actual reported amount.

>>18751574
If the Bobo fags are right and this ends up being a dead cat bounce, I will be looking for you! We will HODL and ACCOOOOOMULATE through this brother! SOXL CHADS NEVER SELL

>I went all in on UAL and USO puts
why are they up? UAL is a failing company with earnings coming out tomorrow, and USO is way overpriced and going to fail. I'm coping so hard but I don't understand why I have to

Oh look, it's another green day.

>GDP down 5%
>12 years of job growth destroyed
WE'RE GREEN! PRICED IN!! I'm out.

>>18751813
If you’re a leaf never buy American dividend stocks. It’s like they don’t want people to invest in their economy

So, how about that retest of the lows? Tomorrow perhaps?

>>18751417
yeah I'm thinking you're based

LMAO BULLFAGS
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>DHT

seems to be falling. This a good time to pull the trigger?

>>18751846
if you don't understand how or why, you probably shouldn't be playing with options you retard.

>>18751846
USO did a reverse stock split. Yeah it's up, but way less shares now, not sure what that does to your puts but I do not envy your position!

>>18751767
End of day is fucked.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18751853
isn't it the canadian government taxing it, because if they don't no one will buy canadian stock?

JUST

>tfw you just barely miss your stop order

>>18751875

>>18751894
wtf happened

>>18751799
It’s treating me good today

>>18751894
i know wtf?

>>18751902
oh my

>>18751830
I was in Shell for a while and followed their stock. They kept crabbing and the outlook was not better. Sold last friday and now they are up 2 euro's on a 15 euro share.

Just strated so I am playing it safe finding my ideal strategy. Well I'll just be patient and see what DHT does and if I buy into some others.

>>18751875
I kept telling you guys. Tankers move up and down erratically even in normal times. I told you guys to write puts so you could get a premium on top of getting cheap stocks. IMO tankers are 100% worth holding long-term, but you need iron hands.

>>18751871
are you okay? Take your meds bobo

>>18751894
eew. who buys that garbage?

>no control group
Enjoy the dump, bros

HOW HIGH IS KSS GOING TO GO TODAY SOMEBODY TELL MEEEEEE

>>18751871
one more pump to go, impatient bear.

wtf happened to my tanker stocks

>>18751917
>but you need iron hands.
i think i have some bizarre form of early onset alzheimer's because I will utterly forget about this, so iron hands are easy.

>>18751894
RIP

>>18751879
It's not that I don't understand the options. I don't understand why the price is going up. Who is buying USO? It's going to go to near 0 levels very soon - that's why they split. And who would buy UAL? It's about to give out an earnings report that shows negative income per share, yet it mooned 10% yesterday?

>>18751902
They are not doing bad at all. Fuck I might buy some more actually

>>18751894
Seriously. I sold a stock that would be up by 30 fucking percent if I didn't sell it two days ago to buy these losers NAT and FRO.

GUH

>2900 breached
*pukes*

>>18751891
>>18751894
The duality of /biz/.

Fuck. All in TQQQ?

BULLKEKS BTFO

>no control group
Enjoy the dump

>>18751937
>>18751919
>>18751894

its ok theyre bouncing back already

Finally got stimulated by Uncle Sam and Daddy Powell today. Feels good.
What stocks did everyone buy with their stimulus?

We have liftoff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYYRH4apXDo

>>18751974
>>18751977
>+1.8%
nice dump

>>18751977
control gropus are not required in rapid vaccine development. we already know the control in this case as it's the person dies or does not get cured. stop thinking that scientific rigor cant be bypassed in times of need.

>>18751917
what are ironhands? beginner here

>>18751985
NAIL
feels good

>>18751892
The IRS takes 15% in capital controls

>>18751937
They have been shilled hard on /smg/ now for a week, that should tell you all you need to know

well I sold. I'll buy back in when it dips at noon or later at 3.

>>18751994
>what is pump and dump?

>>18752002
Two iron condor spreads, one around strike prices A and B, the other further down at C and D.

someone bake a new bread

>>18751892
Tax rate for canadian dividend is 50% of marginal rate. Equivalently, you can consider half the dividend to be taxed at the marginal rate.
However for US stocks it's 100% of marginal.
But if you have US dividend stocks in an RRSP you're good to go, it's not taxed and has no withholding. If you hold it in a TFSA, there is an unrecoverable 15%, but that's much less than even canadian stocks would be taxed at.
Gross up for US stocks is 15%, and 38% for canadian stocks.

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>>18751996
>thinks remdesivir is a vaccine

>all these retards in a panic from a small dump in the first 30 minutes of opening
I bet you retards also snap buy right at opening too.

>>18752017
its dipping now, today is going to end red unless Powell steps in

>>18751891
>>18751894
biz in 2 posts

>>18751996
Congrats on being clinically retarded bro

>>18751937
Take it easy. You'll see.

>>18751494
Kek

>>18751803
Same, but I already got IV raped a month ago. Strike and expiry?