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HOLY FUCING SHIT
what's next? an excel partnership? HOLY FKIN SHIT BROS IM SHAKING RN

>> No.18750140

>>18750116
You mean sirgay used word to write down the McDonald's orders for all of his two devs?

>> No.18750142

irfanview.

Yess, you heard it here first ;)

>> No.18750252

>>18750140
but it was pirated so might not count as actual partnership.

>> No.18750264

>>18750140
>down
i''(m basedrry, i'm shakindg ican$tt tyypep correccttlly:
the ek,xcitement f is toooooo muycch

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>>18750264
HOLYLYLA SKHYAITA TA WHAGHTJA AJKSTJASJGKJSWIEADGKL-AH??hhaeq?

>> No.18751351

>>18750116
https://youtu.be/hqW7H7RoZUs

>20:30
We’re all going to make it.

>> No.18751457

>>18751351
>the most basic oracle service possible is finally being done
wow, what an accompolishment. Its not like this takes 2 seconds without using shitlink
>>/biz/thread/S17567537#p17569744

>> No.18751618

>>18751457
This video is for you
https://youtu.be/gipL_CEw-fk

>> No.18751663

>>18750116
imagine if we get the excel™ partnership

>> No.18752262

>>18750116
Partnership with Java Script

>> No.18752327

>>18751663
i'm looking forward to the photoshop plug-in myself

>> No.18752348

>>18752327
i'm looking for the irl plug-in, if you get what i'm saying. ;)

>> No.18752392

>>18752348
blockchain connected teledildonic strap-on with VR goggles that allows you to get pegged by the chainlink waifu of your choice?

>> No.18752417

>>18752392
oh fuck yeah, iot censors on the tip to measure how hard your prostate is getting pounded and charging you for every thrust

>> No.18752419

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

EVERYTHING IS ENERGY AND VIBRATION
ATTUNE YOUR VIBRATIONS TO MATCH THAT OF MONEY AND IT WILL FLOW TO YOU

>> No.18752860

>>18751663
you're joking but this is going to be a reality...

remember the adobe breadcrumbs...

>> No.18752942

>>18750116
It's a plugin retard.

>> No.18754149

does this mean clippy is a link marine now

>> No.18754262

>>18751618
>Bill Gates was shilling the internet back then

Will Rory unironically be the next Antichrist?

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>> No.18754513

>>18754323
kkek!

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>>18750116
yes unironically

>> No.18754721

>>18751618
He put alot of emphasis on information.
Now translate that into the automatization of crypto. BOOM

>> No.18755238

>>18754262
This comparison makes me uneasy because if you are making the generalized comparison of chainlink to an early technology as pivotal as the pc / operating system / internet then it forbodes that some dick head company is going to co-opt the tech and become the de-facto.

>NetScape was once the largest browser.
>Linux is a fringe tech despite its historical positions
>Microsoft white labeled a lot of designs that they did not create and became the market maker

Hoping we don't get absolutely JUST'd by centralized, legacy powers that be type projects.

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>>18750116
HAHAHAHALINKIES ETERNALLY BTFO. Everyone that has a pirated version of suite is going to get an automated notice for copyright infringement. Enjoy losing all of your "gains" when the smart contract bill comes in for your copyright infringement, linktards

>> No.18755387

>>18755238
in a way, chainlink is the dickhead company
remember the dude teasing sergey for having libra in his slide deck in berlin?
a big reason we're still below $5 is because people see chainlink as too corporate