/biz/ - Business & Finance

>buy a lambo
>start some little businesses
>network at parties, corporate events etc,
>pretty soon youll be the cool business guy with a lambo and plenty of clients for whatever businesses you have

>get more money

>>18738833
Do you work a fulltime Job anon?
If so: buy some dividend stocks and a place to live and be free. 700k is Not THAT much honestly.

>>18738833
learn to cook, get a dry herb vape so you spend less money on weed. start buying 1 bitcoin 1 a day or 50 litecoins a day until u run out watch your bitcoins/litcoins make you 7-12 million, retire, get a house in colorado fuck hippie whores and start doing coke.

>>18738833
Doubt you have access to all of it otherwise you wouldn't be here being a insufferable faggit

>>18738833
>life ez mode
>free 700k in your lap
>spend it on weed and ubereats
You're gonna have so much regret that you'll end up killing yourself if you keep this up and thereby fuck this up.

>>18738833
Larp

>>18738833
Is it all in the bank?
If so, bad idea, get some bonds (I know they're shit) as bank insurance is a meme.

Money is freedom tokens, you want to keep as many freedom tokens as possible. So, I'd say get a second passport so you can renounce if you're American.

Buy some BTC

I'd accumulate LINK, invest in passive income, and unironically travel. You don't want to see the world?

>>18738962
>>18738924
>>18738913
>>18738897

i have full control over it and its in a diversified portfolio.

i have 1k in LINK for fun

>>18738833
You invest it so you will never have to work again.

SPX puts

>>18738997
So you have you call daddy then he has too call his broker for you to even get 1k lmao pathetic

>>18738833
get a fucking financial advisor you nitwit. you are going to fuck this up if you don't reinvest it. your supposed to live on the interest not the principal god damn. you need some real estate or passive income HOLY SHIT UBER EATS ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME YOU LAZY SHIT you will eat your fucking wealth that could have lasted your whole life and you will talk about how good things used to be

Get your SHIT TOGETHER DUDE

this is NOT enough money to BURN for the rest of your life

Fucking call UBS right now and tell them you are a fucking retard and that you need an FA and then someone will help you not blow your ONE CHANCE TO BE FREE

>>18739040
what part of full control don't you understand you fucking monkey. I can spend what I want.

>>18738833
I’m depressed anon give it to me maybe it ll make me happy

>>18738997
Post proof or fuck off faggot

>>18738833
>weed and ubereats

Put 350k in MGM and 350k in CCL. Will literally 3x your money in a year

>>18738833
Idk never really thought about it.
I just like to acoomulate.

>>18738891
Do dry vapes really save that much weed? Been thinking about "investing" in one.

>>18738833
you share the wealth with us frens, fren :)

>>18739249
Also could consider spending it on experimenting with new hobbies. Ones you haven't tried. Who knows? Maybe you've yet to find your true passion

>>18738833
Pick up a skill, use your money to get a good coach. Like learn Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu or something.

>>18739162
This. OP ngmi

>>18738833
Bonzai

>>18739045
cool there are still smart doods arround

>>18738833
Buy land where you can build underground, drill a water well, raise meatbirds and/or fish, and some offgrid power source.

No matter how much money you have, you cannot protect yourself against famine, drought, power grid failure, nuclear fallout, without the above. And you are in a great position to start working on a real homestead that can give back more than you put in, and provide for generations to come.

>>18739045
Gotta go with this.

Get a place to live and a passive income source.

21 BTC
a villa in Greece
a penthouse in Manilla
Stop giving money to uber / migrants
Stop smoking weed and building your own home gym

>>18738833
>What do you spend money on?
all of my money goes to child care expenses. if you want to blow money have some kids

I'm sure OP still wipe his ass with paper

Americans are pigs

>>18738833
Dude don't smoke weed
buy concentratres and a saionara pico kit, and never turn back

what advice would you give to an otherwise broke neet who has only his trumpbux, 700kanon?

>>18739855
so let me get this straight. OP got $700k and posted this thread to ask for advice as he is a retard and you somehow thought it was a good idea to ask him for advice? why? what was your thought process here?

>>18739790
>concentratres and a saionara pico kit
Where the fuck do you people buy this shit? My weed guy could barely bumble out an excuse on why he doesn't have any, mainly because he doesn't know a thing about it.

>>18739045
I have a financial advisor that overlooks the investment.

>>18738833
Invest in real estate. Find duplex, with an existing tenant. Buy it, and live in the empty unit. With the money you make on the rent, buy more video games and weed. Or, if you have friends, just buy a nice house, and rent out some of the rooms to your friends. This is the best thing you can do with your money right now. You will not regret it.

>>18740006
find a new weed guy and buy the kit online you fucking idiot you have 700k

i have 4k to my name but have 900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 more folds in my brain th an yours

>>18738833
This is how trash wins the lottery and loses it all. Fucking save money.

>>18738833
700k gonna go fast but if you just want to waste it at least go travel and fuck whores

>>18740394
FUCK
*brain

>>18738833
Pls gib moneys im unemployed and just attempted suicide

https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2997625716473856939

>>18738833
Welcome to adulthood.
>Investments
I used to think my dad was just a boring person without hobbies. Turns out there's nothing worth the money. I'd take early retirement and money in the bank over any flashy car or house.

>>18738833
if this is real, buy a small hobby farm. like 300K or so. become a farmer and live off your land.

Probably a LARO but there are actually people like this. What a fucking waste.

>>18738833
$300k comfy house in safe neighborhood, just put $60k down and mortgage the rest, buy a $30k or cheaper car, keep $10k for shits and giggles, put $600k in stocks like you already have, make $40k per year on investment returns while also working some sort of day job

>>18738833
enough to buy almost 200k link

>>18738833
Chuck it in dividend stocks and live the rest of your life on easy mode

>>18738891
You're supposed to fuck whores and do coke while you're in the game not after silly

>>18740403
i barely spend money.

thats why i made a thread about what people spend money on

>>18738891
>litecoins
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>>18742651
people typically have a family they spend the money on...being rich without a family is pointless

Roll it all into SOXL

>>18738833
Personally I would purchase a plot of land I would slowly transform into my own little oasis, planting trees and plants, installing a pond or some shit, all that jazz.

start a laundromat

>>18738833
>pay a top portfolio manager to grow it into 1.5mil.
>move it into some kind of secure trust/investment that pays out .02 at least annually.
>live off 30k in Thailand or the Philippines
>never work again in your life

that's what i would do.

>>18738997
>has 700k USD
>only buys 1k link
are you retarded?

>>18738833
cocaine

>>18738833
Learn to cook.

>>18738833
fly me and 3 girls out and we can party for a month

Get into skateboarding. Buy a plush van and travel to all new skateparks around the country.

>>18739855
Just do what OP did and inherit a modest fortune

>>18739045
Take this anons advice.
>>18740096
an obv. shit tier one then

>>18738833

I am the same way OP.

I accumulate yet desire nothing but a waifu

>>18743219
this anon
cocaine makes you feel great and it's a great way to make friends
throw in a little hairon to take the edge off too
and be sure to drink at least 1 bottle of moet and chandon every day

>>18738833
>25 years old
>potentially 50-60 more years to live
>rent & bills
>ubereats is more expensive than cooking yourself
>weed is not cheap
>transport, public or otherwise
>misc. expenses
>inflation
>unexpected costs

You'll make it maybe 20-30 years with 700k if you continue to living like some poor student, but probably less.

>>18743820
only the groidiest of groids are spending 50k a year

Honestly have no idea what normies spend all their paychecks on. I only make $40k per year and have trouble spending over $1000 a month

>>18744244

Yeah really, I can live off 7-8k a year in the midwest. 700k is an instant retirement. Good dividend ETF, live off 25k a year. Easy.

The vast majority of people on earth will never come close to even a fraction of 700k. It's so goddamn easy if you don't spend like the typical first-world degen. Even easier if you move to the third-world. You could live like a literal king, harem and all, in Vietnam or Thailand or the Philippines with 700k.

>>18738833
zub nadedug

>>18738833
if youre asking what to spend you inheritance on, no matter how large it is, you're going to blow through it all eventually.
you should be thinking
>how can i invest this & grow it.
whether that's investing it in stocks/crypto/property or starting a business, you should be viewing everything you do as an activity that will either grow or shrink your stack.

Car and home payments eat up the lion's share of a normie's budget

Buy a sick home gym and get ripped for the upcoming bull market

>outgrew video games
>spends all his money on weed and Uber eats

You didn’t outgrow anything you manchild

Oh, wow. $700,000 goy bux
$700,000/ Spot price of golb at $1750 on a good day
400 ounces of fine ass golb
multiply 400 golb by $50 face value
Now you only have $20,000 golb backed goy bux
Not so rich now, are ya buddy??

Take all that money and put it into a defy interest-based savings account such as one of the platforms like MCO (crypto.com) to make around $70,000 a year on your 700k.save that money I'm telling you. Do not waste that 700k.

>>18738833
independence

>>18743143
this

Try some coke , do some acid. Do some shrooms. Go to Peru and do DMT. Money buys experiences. Have a good time.

If you're not larping, you're very short sighted OP.

>>18738833
The smart answer is to buy a modest easy to maintain house, donate a little to worthy charities, and then sit on the rest because like you say there is nothing worthwhile to spend money on.

By not blowing all of the money and saving it instead you will have financial security, with financial security you will have freedom. Freedom is what you want especially in todays world based on debt slavery.

>>18746046
The only sane person here.

>>18738833
You're a dopamine addicted adhd subhuman
Ive seen countless fags like you run themselves into the sidewalk
You have like 5 years left of wasting your cash into clueless expenses and failed projects
Have fun

>>18739045
yes, be a good goy and do what your FA tells you. he has your best interest in mind, I promise

>HOLY SHIT UBER EATS ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME YOU LAZY SHIT

>>18738833
>>18738833
based consumer

>>18739045
Pls tell me who that thot is