/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Futures are green
Wtf earning are going to be a disaster

This is the slowest 30 minutes I've experienced in years

>>18730899
PRICED

>>18730909
IN

WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END

>>18730875
She's a NATty girl all right

>>18730875
>3dpd

SAGE

>>18730899
>le based and epic shortseller gets clapped by the money printer episode #5432

>>18730875
S&P 4000 or more this summer, then the next leg down begins.

>RTX is trading at $67

We're literally at the top right now, bros.

3M was a good investment. Time to dump at opening. Who else is looking good this week after earnings

>>18730899
I can’t wait for the Tesla earnings this week

>>18730827
I have been imploring you to buy since the end of February. Did you listen?
>>18730886
Only when I run out of cash. I've been buying $1000 per day and I'm about to bump that to $1500 per day starting now. Been selling puts too anticipating the possibility of it going back down but so far no luck. At least I get the free premium.

OPENING
BELL
CRASH

>>18730899
>3M - the company withdrew its full-year outlook due to virus-related uncertainties.
>Caterpillar is not providing any full-year 2020 guidance due to uncertainties surrounding the pandemic.
>Merck - cut its 2020 forecast due to coronavirus-related uncertainties.
>PepsiCo is joining those withdrawing its outlook due to pandemic-related uncertainties
>Harley also suspended share repurchases, and cut its quarterly dividend to 2 cents a share from 38 cents a share.
>BP’s latest earnings beat estimates, but profit fell by two thirds and debt levels rose to the highest level in five years.
>HSBC reported lower-than-expected quarterly profit, as the bank earmarked $3 billion for possible bad loans amid the coronavirus outbreak.


Going?

>>18730927
nah lol 100 is the top

>>18730926
This is absolutely wrong. Blood on the streets in May.

>>18730936
what do you expect?

>>18730927
WRONG.

Boeing is gonna run today

>>18730875
All in on TVIX amirite?

>>18730927
Um... anon.. I..

Its okay if you missed the boat you don't have to wish ill on others due to your retardation.

>>18730952
expect everyone who bought in the last month to be financially ruined

uh, where is the retest of the lows bearbros?

>>18730944
BULLISH

>>18730927
>posted this three times with different wording
found who shorted RTX

>tfw shorted AMC, BP, and GOOGL yesterday

How fucked am I?

Thoughts on INO?

>>18730959
I literally bought 43 @ $62.50. Since this whole Chinese virus pandemic, RTX has bounced back and forth from $60 to $67. I'm one of the fags that shill this meme stock that hardest.

>>18730875
Kek, bears on suicide watch

>>18730988
>tfw I shorted SNAP

fuck

>>18730935
This earnings season is just dangerous desu.
Some companies could lose 30% and still stay green. Or lose 20% and crash.
I have no idea how to play this. Never experienced anything like this.

>>18730927
it was at 65 over a month ago

>>18730992
bought 200 shares at 3 dollars, really want to sell today but idk where it could be headed. I mean if they develop the vaccine how high could it go?

Sorry I dont have any advice on it my brain tells me to sell today at the opening bell but my heart tells me to hang on until it hits 50

Whose going to make alot of money today???

>>18730988
Google’s going to have good earnings with bad forward guidance. You might do okay.

>>18730936
Uber and Tesla investors are so used to not seeing net revenue it will not phase them.

>non-murrikan
>trade decently on own market
>want a piece of J.Pow's unli QE
>only broker I have access to only does CFD
Though I can opt not to trade with leverage and I don't plan to. I've read there can be an issue with spreads but how different is trading on CFD compared to regular day trading?

>>18731020
is that a human girl?

>>18731019
Ahh well I have none so I may buy today

>>18731006
I was in your boat last week, anon. Lost 200 before I got out.

I'm starting to believe that the fundamentals are the biggest bear trap in history

>>18731006
me too
i got this great investment tip from /smg/

Missed the bottom again
Watched the market everyday
Now its too late
Time to KMS

>>18731032
are we human or are we dancer?

>ahhh that third coffee of the day

Feels good man especially with a two day old baby

>>18731028
Telsa will moon on no revenue. It hit $1000 taking on more and more debt and selling basically nothing, so next stop mars.

we shall not fall until last bear is dead and only I am standing

lel

Who /$ET/ here?

>>18731020

Does she have lewds? Also. Shold I keep PLAY or sell. I bought 10 days ago.

>>18731048
hey congrats :D

>>18731032
its a hobbit

>>18731035
if you buy INO at this price you're literally retarded

>>18731031
Dont you have warrants? Shitty options but better than nothing.

You can also try IBRK or Tastytrade. They offer options trading in Europe for great conditions. 1$/contract usually.

>>18731046

>>18731060
chad ET

>>18731048
congrats anon, happy for you

any oil plays today? might go all in MRO at opening and hope for the best

>>18731048
Sell it for moderate gains. You can only lose money holding babies long term.

SQQQLDIERS?

>>18730992
citron just dropped a report on them, their pt is $1, they think it's the new theranos kek

>UPS went down
extremely based hope it dumps

>>18731086
all dead jim

>>18730899
Priced in

5/1 F 5p
5/8 GME 5.5p
5/8 MGM 15p

gonna hold through. no fear.

>>18731064
But the nice jewish men told me it could go to $50

>>18731048
congrats bro!

I hope AMD stock tanks in half over earnings.

Log on to investing.com and see boomers in the chat trying to apply technicals and complex analysis to markets in currentyear

FTSE100 jumps 1% early this morning, boomers jump in and call their shorts because of some weird technical that might work in normal times..... And the markets jump another 1%

>>18731086
I'm switching some of my 1x inverses to 3x today.

>bobos confused and scared as usual

>>18731086
F

They didn't make it but they fought the good fight

>>18731079
Just ordered like 50 more shares of MRO, the window for oil is still open imo. XOM is a good pick too.

>>18731090
Ya I read that. I should pay more attention to biomemes though. Piqued

>SPY 291

FUCK I SOLD MY CALLS AT 283

Who here /cashgang/?
I don't like the look of any asset at the moment. Stock market is ridiculous, there will be a big dump which will pull pms and crypto down with it.

>>18731048
Sell the baby and go all in on lean hogs instead

I took the bait, purchased 250 XRP yesterday @ 0.19, what are the odds this thing takes off? Did I fall for the meme?

lmao, premarket players revving up their dump engines

>>18731079
short USO at open or 30 min later

>>18731079
MRO's been holding strong. they've got a nice cash cushion and are still paying out that divvy. Anything under 5 is a gift. (Pre-virus the stock was at 12-14 a share)

>tfw both the tankers and oil stocks you hold are green

>>18731128
you missed the boat, you're officially a bagholder now

>>18730952
>>18731028
>>18730968
And I’m expecting that everyone that bought puts will be retiring

>>18731119
Some industries are already super low to the point that I'd say it's safe(ish) to buy, assuming you go long like a Chad.

>>18731119
agreed. I'm only about 33% cash outside of my 401(k). the rest is inverses. This run up to the 62% retarace and possibly the 200 day SMA on the S&P is fucking brutal.

>>18731067
No, I'm not EU. I'm currently looking at eToro which looks decent so far, gonna try using their Virtual Trades for a bit to familiarize myself with CFD.

>>18731048
Congrats and welcome to the parent-club. I can tell you it only gets better.

I'm on my fifth coffee and am going to pick my boy up from day care in a little while.

Why though?

Another green day. Only about 10% to go until we're back at the ATH.

>>18731119
I learned my lesson to not short this honkhonk, but I'm not riding this wave up.

>>18731151
every day they learn

DING DING DING DING

>>18731161
>the rest is inverses
F

>all my shit is mooning right now

This is fucking retarded.

>>18731103
this. fuck boomer retards and fuck TA

oh my god im gonna cum

>>18731128
you DO know crypto is just a ponzi scheme right?

>DOW +1.5%
I'm gonna take a break.

>>18730957
Those kiddies got btfo.
Hope they never return.

>Boeing right now

clown shit

>>18731167
>>18731048
Nice to see all this good-natured sentiment. My wife and I are hoping to start our family this Autumn, but she is spooked by job instability due to coronavirus. Plus we're looking at buying our first home in maybe the next year. Any advice on how to assuage her anxiety? Honestly I think she needs a kid to keep her sane.

>>18731060
>>18731074
It just keeps going up

>>18731190
>bobos btfo
see yourself to the exit

I am proud to announce my immediate transfer to the Bulls.
My time with the Bears has been a valuable experience and I want to thank my team mates and the staff for all they did for me during my stay.

I look forward to great triumphs and unsurpassed highs with the Bulls and can’t wait to get out and get to know my new colleagues.

Well, I stand corrected, MRO has busted the $5 limit, keep going buddy! The sooner you reach 12- 14 the happier I'll be.

what are the good buys after earnings

>>18731108
Bull… Why are we still trading… Just to suffer? Every trading day, I can feel my SQQQ, and my SPXL… and even my puts… The money I’ve lost… and the bearbros I’ve lost… It won’t stop hurting, like they’re all still there… You feel it too, don’t you? I’m the one who got caught up with Fed, a bank above nations, even the US, and I was the trader below, feeding off Bobos power… They came after us in March, then April. Fed just… keeps printing, buying everything in its path, getting bigger and bigger. Who knows how big now… Boss… I’m gonna make ‘em give back our cash… Take back everything that we’ve lost. And I won’t rest… until we do. Our new /biz/. I don’t know how long it’ll take, but I’ll make it bigger… better than before… Bull...

>>18731190
Dow Jones that is

>>18731205
You're making the right decision, son

Well then. Up 4%. NAT TO THE MOON. This is quite a good start to today.

But dammit, TX went way up too. Anyone else eying this stock after an anon mentioned it yesterday? Think it will come down more, or fuck it and just buy?

>>18731205
Welcome aboard, my slow learning friend.

Grab some coffee and get comfy with us as we watch boomers melt their brains looking at muh charts, muh fundamentals, muh numbers, muh technical analysis.

Nope. The market is moved by flawed human beings.

>no bell stream today

>>18731193
Fuck it. Not touching Boeing and the other meme companies with a bargepole. This is mad. I hope you make another 10%, but too much risk here.

is it too late to buy some NAT calls?

>>18731205
Sell signal confirmed

OH NO NO NO NO NO
BULLBROS AHAHAHAHA

Why is NET constantly getting BTFO?

>>18731205
Absolutely based

>>18731141
seriously laughing at all the people my double digit dividend oil and ng stocks were going to zero. Sorry guys! you missed out.

Where my dividend chads at?

Algos want 1% and end of day 1.5%
Everything else is noise

>>18731238
I told you last week it peaked, there will never be a greater demand than what we saw with the lockdowns.

>>18731211
kek

TO
THE
MOOOOON
Told you guys about IP. Why didn't you listen?

>check my account
>OIL "Invalid Symbol"

>>18731226
I wish FRO wasn't being a retarded straggler. Thankfully I bought both, but it sucks seeing NAT moon while FRO just sits there

>>18731211

Cause i cant gamble?

>held $2 puts on OIL
>its liquidated
>lose all my $

Sigh.

>>18731180
at least i'm hedged well with debt and my 401. Just whipped over to SPXS from SPDN. I'm gonna really feel it now.

>>18730875
>Everything mooning
>up 430 this morning already

Who else having a green morning?

My dumbass really thought the crossover was coming... This plane just ain't landing.

>>18731258
I'm sad, I was buying at open. Well done Anon.

Bought BA at 100.01 thank allah

>>18731211
Kaz... I'm already a bullbro

Would it be smart to get out now?

>>18731253
Reporting in

>+23%
pump it

>The "reopening" is happening this week.
Time to sell the news

>>18730875
You called me a fool

>>18731274
Literally everyone. The ETF and indexes buy or sell everything at the same time

>>18731205
>buying at the top

How many weeks until new ATH? Two?

>>18731274
I have NAT calls

>>18731304
We haven't even approached the top my friend.

>>18731288
will be back around 50 by the end of the year. boomers dont give a shit about social distancing. if you think 2 months of forced bullshit is going to erase 60 years of not doing it, you're wrong.

>>18731274
up 3 percent already, imagine if you missed the dip lol wouldnt that suck

>>18731305
Two..............days

>>18731297
my state extended it until mid may

>>18731308
Why?

>>18731211
Dude just stop shorting the entire market and switch to individual companies you know are about to flop, like Tesla

here's to the guy who told me to go all in on Kohl's

you are based

>>18731288
I'm pretty sure it'll bounce bro, this corona shit isn't gonna last forever, plus I hear the Saudis are backing them up

>>18731288
10% is a worthwhile return, take profit

TSLA DUMPING

when's the next boeing dump i only want to get it at ~110

>>18731330
I merely meming.
Im a theta bro. Playing both sides and, sometimes, myself.

>all these bears switching to bulls
incredibly bearish

Why the fuck is United Airlines up 6 percent

>>18731339
>he thinks it will dupe
only green arrows up from here

My essential oils and bath bombs!

>>18731288
lock profits.

>>18730915
yep im short too and completely fucked, soon as i close my shorts at a loss and buy in the market will tank another 20%. Yay

Wew

up 2.21% already so far today.

>>18731339
Brahs...

>>18731345
its just bobos false flagging trying to crash the market. It wont work

>they doubted Canadian Tire

Remember to always do the opposite of what /biz/ does.

>>18731359
sacrifice to the bear gods!

Never been more bullish. Keep buying boys!

>>18731345
Yeah exactly

I’m thinking about buying some Boeing puts

>>18731249
is this real?

>>18731372
>/biz/ is one person

Just sold all my NAT on that run up to $9. Fucking A. What a morning.

>>18731369
>they laughed at me

Can i have a greenday please?

I think we see a rally during this earnings week before any kind of pull back, even if earnings are bad they will just make stocks rally for more stimulus

best unironically forever buy and hold oil etf? would be tax free account so divvies are my friend

>>18731399
sure, but at the cost of two red weeks.

>>18731392
rubber niggas rise up

>>18731392
based tires

h-how high is carnival going to go, bros...
i bought this as soon as i heard about them getting bailout money

>>18731391
Too soon. My calls are only up 250%

JCP BROS CHECK THE FUCK IN

>AMD
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WEEKS OF CRAB HAVE FINALLY AWARDED ME MY BULLFLAG

Sneedy gang, sneedy gang, sneedy gang

>>18731392
based tirechads

STLD is the best buy I've ever made in my life and its not too late to get on this train lads. Choo choo

Kek, I'd hold NET if I was you. They just did a deal with JD.com.

>>18731381
Yes

>>18731411
>>18731392
>>18731369
Damn I haven’t thought about tire companies this entire time. Good calls boys

>>18731416
kek my calls are up .01 LETS DO THIS

wtf even is this market right now? You can literally do no wrong and if you’re not making money you should just consider kys’ing

>>18731392
I have never doubted tire companies. Not since I learned about how firestone essentially enslaved an entire African nation then funded a war to protect their rubber plantations. This was within the last 30 years. Fucking unironically based.

Allll aboard, next stop boomer beach!

>Ecolab up almost $10 after beating expected earnings

Feels good man. I was worried about their earning report.

>>18731412
>>18731423
I was playing with GT before the drop. with the slowdown in consumer confidence and infrastructure bill, i'm not so confident.

>>18731436
I would chalk it up to co-movement. I don't know about the Canadian one.

good morning fellow bulls

hang on, let me finish my cuppa and then it's time to address the endangered Bobo

>>18730935
Soda UPS Amazon clorox

>>18731288
Sell enough shares to break even? And then keep the other for long term

>>18731315
Kek, Bobos past suicide watch. Bobos neighbors on "whats that strange smell coming out of my neighbors apartment" watch.

>>18731373
i should stop trading really, all i've done since i started is lose money.

>>18731363
4.83% here bro

>djia going up against futures

Wow. Just wow.

Bravo Mr. Powell Sir.

>that tank
wakey wakey bobos the bulls are through

>RTX right now

cruise stocks second day in a row +10% AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YOU TOLD ME TO SHORT
YOU TOLD ME TO SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>18731172
travel going on and off for 3 years is bullish!

OUT OF THE WAY BEAR FUCKING SHITS

>>18731463
seems like youre just oversizing imo

>>18731448
bear flag. dumping

>>18731415
Good luck senpai, I couldn't leave this on the table like I usually do.

>>18731261
I got both as well, which is why I am still enjoying this turn of events. But FRO deserves to be WAY up there, it is surprising it still isn't. It is the best tanker stock but no one cares to pump the price.

>bought a stock on friday at a ridiculously high price because I'm retarded
>thought that I would have to pull in more money to cover a margin call this week
>my stock actually rose in price so much that not only is margin call not likely, but today their were brief moments where I was actually making money

this is amazing.
If I just hold onto this stock for a year, I could make so much money.

>thought that JCP was gonna be a meme stock from /biz/ that I'd regret
Neat. Climb you beautiful birch, climb.

Opened position on MRO today, trying to practice time in market > timing bottom. First time in oil. Even if I lose it all, at the worst I'll learn.

>>18731478
Patience, we WILL be vindicated

yep, we are coming into the 43% fibernacho line, no doubt breaking the lows within a week

>>18731483
absolute unit

>>18731105
Praying for you fren

>>18731414

I am nervous too about Carnival. I already am up 50% and am considering securing profits. Not sure how long the honking will continue.

>>18731485

>>18731463
see
>>18731441

>>18731484
i'd be richer if i just put my money in a 3% savings account.

>>18731483
ABSOLUTE UNIT

>>18731491
>their were
there*

>>18731193
>Not buying LMT instead
Brah

sold my conn stack at 4.30

i want to puke and slit my stomach open, god somebody shit on me pls

>>18731447
kek, what the fuck
https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontline/article/firestone-and-the-warlord/

>GME
im thinking based

wtf is up with ROKU?

>>18731491
What stock you larping faggot

>>18731508
added to my cope comp

Look at these beautiful numbers.
I've combined stocks and bonds in such a way to create a large CAGR with 0 correlation with the US market.

>GME up again
They can’t keep getting away with it

>>18731253
You rang?

>>18731452
how far up is it going to go? how far up CAN it go?
i keep feeling like it's going to fall through the floor at any moment

>corona pops the free money bubble that's been building up since 2008
>governments across the world prop up the collapse of the free money bubble with a second even free-er money bubble to prevent the immediate collapse of the market
>soon we'll have the mother of all double-stacked bubbles ready to burst
Big boys using leverage to short human civilization futures

WHY THE FUCK IS OIL PUMPING AGAIN!

>>18731512
>Up 50
>Not exiting

Unless you think they're going to go up 20% or more (which would probably put them in near ATH)....

>>18731523
I sold YTEN back at 2.50

>>18731525
>i'm over 100% on the one share of GME i kept after it broke $4
damn

>>18731543
Why are tankers tanking
I bought high again

Fuck yeah bulls

We're gonna make it

>>18731545
>implying the cant inflate it again and again and again

Yes, perfect time to buy anon...

>>18731332
Yikes, imagine wanting to be on the side of SA and thinking they have your best interest in mind.

>Biggest holder dumps stock
>Boomers and yourself are bag holders

ngmi

>>18731545
once this thing is over i am taking out 100% of my gains and buying land

>>18731546
some big companies are rolling over contracts in oil today anon, you didn't actually short into that did you?

>>18731546
You will never see oil prices this low again in your lifetime, take a picture so when oil hits $300 dollars a barrel you can tell your kids

>>18731537
I don't understand anon.

>>18731545
As long as boomers live we will prop financial assets bubble further and further. Zoomers will have a utterly shit live, but who cares right now?

UPS going down

>>18731524
And their quality of life still improved lmao

>>18731524
Oh it goes deeper than that. Nogs naming kids after tire companies because magic and shit. Fascinating stuff. I suggest you read it sometime.

>>18731545
>Big boys using leverage to short human civilization futures
if they're short, they're longing the future. if they're long, they're shorting the future. Which one? The underbrush needs to burn.

TLTFF has been good to me lately.

>>18731194
I can't really help you as we didn't plan our baby. i'm happy it just happened so we didn't have to ask ourselves all those questions.
But what I can tell you is that even with a baby there is nothing to stop you from buying a home next year or even searching for a new job. You'll find the time to do everything you need to somehow.

>61,8 % and doesn't budge
Are we all bulls now?

SPY 300 next week?

Why is there a correlation between NFLX and TSLA?

Also what the fuck is up with airlines!?

is anyone else getting fucked on these alt oil tankers

>>18731546
>USO PUMPING
USO PUMPING
>USO PUMPING
USO PUMPING
VINDICATIOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!

>>18731345
This. Have waited on the sidelines this entire time and I’ve observed more bears become bulls this week than ever before. I would be such a cuck to buy right now after getting cucked a month ago. I’m buying inverse cuck right now

>>18731545
>>corona pops the free money bubble that's been building up since 2008
corona didnt pop shit, its only getting exponentially bigger

>>18731020
Her head is huge, small body, nearly no tits when no pushup bra from the looks of it. I take some random anon is obsessed with her and why she is posted so much.

>>18731593
>thinking USO has anything to do with oil's price
just wait until the reverse split bud - you'll see red.

Ok but no seriously DOW cant possibly go higher than 24.5k during this shit right?

Im supposed to not buy anything until at least 23k? Right?

>>18731588
>Why is there a correlation between NFLX and TSLA?
Same money that buys NFLX subscriptions is the money that buys TSLAs.

>>18731560
The Saudis fucking suck but they are also rich, you don't have to like them to recognize a sign of stability

>>18731587
Hopefully by 5/1, that's when my call expires lmao

>>18731470
PUMP MY BIOMEMES SO I CAN EXIT AHHHHH

Opened another short and 2913.

>>18731100
Me too. If tgat happens many stocks tank. We just need one stock to behave realistically that the normies love and it'll all come crashing down. Apple, tesla, google, and amd for example

>>18731593
enjoy that reverse split tomorrow zoomer

>>18731623
Im 100% short now

>>18731606
>y-you'll see red!
Cope

Guys q1 earnings arent q2. You dont get as much of the lockdown or fear showing. Most probablt beat.

Gold is tanking.
It's like every single bear is being murdered today.

>>18731628
I have even now allocated a good percentage of my non trading stack into shorts...

WTF don’t bet on biopharma earnings AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....
Get out with a gain on the run up before the earnings report or forever lose your money

they made you think it will dump so they would buy your shares for cheap, but the plan is to lure you back in on the highs and then it wll drop. watch for the waterfall of positive news, that's when you sell

6/19 XLK PUTS. EASY 50% or more

Well this is exciting, just 0.77% away from breaking even gains wise due to the virus and my Ontx blunder. If this rally holds today I might actually end on the positive side. Still gotta make up a $743 loss though but that's ok. I got the rest of the year to do it.

>>18731591
TNP is being good to me. I missed the boat (kek) on NAT and FRO. Will probably sell if it hits $5

WHY IS SPY TANKING WTF

Looks like USO is attempting a pathetic pump before the split tomorrow, what do you think it's going to look like by the end of the week. I see blood in the water

>>18731646
>man discovers "buy the hype sell the news"
hope this lesson didn't cost you too much

>>18730875
this market pays you for being irrational

>>18731641
based

>>18731641
Their econ theory is horrible

>>18731547
>20% from ATH
nigga it could gain another 300% and still be below ATH. Hold it for a year and it’s free money

>>18731298
3%. A bunch of other stocks are 5%+. Hell one of mine us nearly at 10% in two days time.

>>18731591
Yes but look at the bigger picture. Q2/3 earnings are going to print money

>>18731661
just get the fucking RS done already I need to shoooooooort aaaaaaah

>>18731593
Should I buy? I dont want to miss the reverse split

>>18731644
Until it goes below 1600 I still made a profit.

>buy a single share
>SPY starts dumping

IM SORRY GUYS I DIDNT MEAN IT AAAAAAAA

>>18731683
>>18731683
>>18731683
new

Thoughts on Top Ships TOPS?

>>18731690
nice job dude

>>18731664
absolutely based

>>18731194
Mine is coaxed by the tax break we'll get. We are going to be in roughly the same cash flow scenario if we have a baby. I manage our finances, however (much more responsibly than my brokerage account)

>>18731594
>>18731623
>>18731628
BROTHERS.

>>18731610
There might not be a floor. Be VERY weary. DCA.

>>18731641
>Gold is tanking
this is a canary, are you looking at the charts? the futures gains are getting wiped away as we speak

>>18731664
I was thinking of why to long goog through earnings

The answer was yes

The reasoning was literal nonsense. Like a very stupid reason but im long into er because of it.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. ITS ALL GOING DOWN

>>18731660
It’s called the bart pattern, welcome to crypto

>>18731685
>Implying I haven't made profit on the upwards neither.
Biggest risk reward potential is shorting and not longing, but whatever. This threads are about clowns and crabs.

>>18731690
FUCK YOU

>>18731135
wat the fuck do I do with my puts. bail before the split?

>>18731531
Reopening fears, people are moving cash from safe havens into undervalued assets in preparation for a return to normal.

>>18731591
If you are looking short, probably. Going long, I see profit. I think I've said it in every thread now... there are about a dozen tankers FULL floating in the bay outside my window. Someone is making money of that and that someone is publicly traded.

Any blue chip stocks still at a value buy?

>>18731571
CAGR - compounding annual growth rate
US market correlation of 0 implies my method is indifferent to whether we are bull or bear market

>buy some meme otm intel calls for a few cents
>see it go to $1.20 on open today
>up by thousands
>goes back down in a few seconds
that was a nice tease

>>18731726
I think you're right, but there's likely a good amount going to cash and a good amount flowing back into other positions. I'm not sure how much of a recovery happening for the broader market.

I'm guessing there will be no volume on my fucking USO1 puts after this split, right?

>>18731614
>SA
>stability

You must be 18 to post here

>>18731755
>give him zee hope
>zen take eet away

Smart taking profits at Spy 290. Good luck everybody, I’m sitting this week out.

>>18731720
I bought the physical boomer rocks. There's just something about it anon, I can't explain it.

>>18731780
just wait till something stops trading for a few min and your portfolio plummets to 0

>>18731821
>stops trading
>everything spikes to ath to get my portfolio to 0
fucking bots

>>18731414
Holy shit. Good call anon

Spooky industry to invest in now though

>>18731679
>I dont want to miss the reverse split
yes, you do

Target ES 2853. Then we get the last pump before the dump.

>>18731541
Would you mind sharing what you hold? Seems to be clustered around one particular stock/set of stocks since it's mostly in fem/may/aug/nov

>>18731391
It was a rush. Steak for dinner tonight.

>>18731524
Haha goddamn niggers.

>>18731591
I can't stop thinking about TNK being $1 in December 2018. Jesus.