/biz/ - Business & Finance

3M up 10% at open bell tomorrow. Screen cap this

*sips*

Today was a good day.

>>18718459
>white collars
>going into the office again
I predict that it isn't going to take companies too long to figure out
>Wait a minute?
>Why the fuck was I paying millions of dollars a year for office space?
>When my workers work longer hours
>and are happier
>if they work from home?

well any business that isn't 70%+ boomers.
Boomers love being in the office and pretending they have friends among their coworkers.

SLEEP COUNTRY WENT UP 5% TODAY

Lagging derivative TA indicators are shit, FA is shit, PRICE ACTION is the way. Get the lines off your chart. Forget muh recession, muh virus, muh sunk cost. Trade what is and now. If the price is moving up, buy. If the price is moving down, sell. It's as simple as it is. Higher highs and higher lows you buy. Lower highs and lower lows you sell. As long as the price trend persists stay in. Use trailing stops, when the stop is breached wait for confirmation of the next trend and get back in. At least 2 rounds of higher/higher or lower/lower. Go in, SET A STOP and let the trade run its course.
Those busy making actual money trading the markets won't waste time charging $39 a month for the "secret". Traders with real edge treat the market like an ATM machine pulling 5 or 6 figures a day in a futures account. The furus on sim use sleight of hand to fool dupes into forking over cash for a fake dream. The only way is to read everything you can and piece together what works. Even the best books like Market Wizards won't give away the store, but you'll get a taste. It's on you to sift for the nugget of practical truth. Find that then practice as long as it takes. I like price action in the direction of the trend. Trading reversals is attractive but for most it's fool's gold. You have to nail it every time and nobody is that accurate without a lot of talent and decades of experience. Trending price action however is how you can get it done and how you win. No courses, trading rooms, or furus who don't trade yet get rich off your subscription fees. Just you and the chart. Now short this ponzi and get rich

OPEN UP THE FUCKING COUNTRY ALREADY. WE HAVE OIL JUST SITTING EVERYWHERE. WE NEED TO FUCKING PRODUCE JESUS CHRIT IF WE DONT USE THIS OIL WE ARE FUCKED. OPEN UP THE GOD DAMN COUNTRY BEFORE YOU KILL US ALL

Go long on NVDA bros?

*taps fancy feast can*

AHEM!

I have a meowncement to make!

who /lean hogs/ here?

>>18718496
Jesus wtf I want it
>>18718514
*cute*

>>18718487
Anything below 185cm is short, also I love cunny.

I'm -20% on boeing should I sell it?

>>18718542
resist the temptation and you'll be a better man because of it.

Texas opening Friday.

>>18718507
Give me one reason why.

>>18718488
I’m going to go ahead and say no. They’re currently at pre-corona levels. They ran out of supply which means they undermanufactured. Probably profitable, but not super profitable.

>>18718555
No thanks, I'm not gay.

LAMOING at all the retard who believe this market still exist, this is just a giant FED bailout you retard
facts no longer matter the FED is just buying everything to stop the market from crashing

>I bought into gold mining at the top.

>>18718514
how do i invest in lean hogs

NO NO NO THE AIRBORNE AIDS IS KILLING EVERYONE IT WILL FLARE UP LIKE HIV, REINFECTION IS KILLING THOUSAND YOU'LL SEE!

>>18718569
then continue to live without moral integrity and wonder why you hate yourself

Seeing some interesting charts regarding amount of cash on hand for both large and smol specs, money markets w/ crazy numbers o_O
>>18718496
>it's real
wtf
>>18718514
cuties

>>18718562
Can’t wait to see the train wreck.
+2.28% today

Jerome fucked my recreational daytrading account's little boipucci, but I'm coming back hard. Don't fight the Fed gents.

>>18718544
Personally I wouldn't and hope I can get back to break even .

But then definitely sell

>>18718613
Jerome will lose

Why are the Saudis buying up all the sin companies.

>>18718542
Based cunnychad

>>18718508
Lol u mad bro? Fuck this clown world economy, just gonna sit back and watch everything burn while my tanker stocks moon.

KDP posted good earnings; hopefully the trend keeps up rest of the year.

>>18718514
piggies!

Where my DraftKangz at

>>18718593
But I’m successful and happy, seems like maybe you aren’t.

>>18718514
Cute!

>>18718668
>But I’m successful and happy, seems like maybe you aren’t.
A lot of your types confuse momentary pleasure with long-term satisfaction.

>>18718650
>>18718542
How can I invest in cunny?

http://loli.pizza

How do i fix my paper hands.

>had rdsb at 23
>panic sold when price of oil went negative
>still waiting for a lower entry point

I'm an aboslute moron ain't I?

>>18718510
Nvidia is a fantastic company the stock however is way overpriced. You can invest though if you really believe in its vision, but do so at your own peril.

>>18718588
Lol, fuck /cvg/
Bunch of morons

>>18718684
I’m married to a wonderful woman, we have a boy on the way. I’m fulfilled and god damn do I love cunny.

>>18718707
make sure not to molest any of your kids, ok freak?

>>18718652
Finally am green on KO.

>>18718688
Why is panic selling a thing? Just buy and hold nigga close your eyes losses aren't real until you realize them nigga just don't sell haha

>>18718685
Long birth control manufacturers

>TNP
>TK
>TNK
>NAT

Which of these tanker stocks should I go all in on tomorrow? I already bought some NAT before close, with the intention of making a cheeky profit at open.

>>18718686
cover them in peanut butter to make them more sticky fren

How we doin PLNT Chads

CUNNYBROS ITT

>>18718584
We haven't reached the top m8

https://www.strawpoll.me/19885877

>>18718688
You did well. I lost positions in that drop, but day after entered MSFT at 166.

You never know if it isn't the big one.

>>18718327
+1.2%
My Unilever isnt doing well after the poor earnings, thats basically the only bad thing

You DID remember to take out your $1 GNC calls for late May when it was still .30, right anon?

Ecolab has their first quarter Earnings Call tomorrow. Anyone have any expectations? I'm thinking it'll be down but still good overall compared to what other earning reports will be.

why have lean hogs gone up 7% when the processing factories are closing down?

Shouldn't this be another oil situation where the price craters due to issues in the supply chain?

>>18718726
None of them, buy FRO. Everything else went up significantly but they were flat despite having 1/3 of their fleet in VLCCs and another 1/3 in LR2s.

>>18718555
This is what the homosexual thinks when he posts shirtless men he "wishes he could look like"

Gentlemen, we must write Pence and get him to institute electroshock therapy measures for these degenerates immediately. It is their only hope of redemption.

We do it for them.

>>18718542
cunnychad is based YET AGAIN!

>>18718769
wait I can buy a pig for $50?

>>18718721
So hold USO, SQQQ, SNSS, DO?

thinking of going to MCD... what should I get?

Hello I am poor and only have a few hundred dollars. I have a cash based trading account. What do I invest in now to make a lot of money within a few months? I owe money to the mafia and my loan shark gave me until the end of the year to pay off my debt of 100,000 dollars.

>>18718496
woof

>>18718745
>no option for "BEARS PLAYED THEMSELVES! GOLDEN BULL FOREVER!!"

>>18718782
>This is what the homosexual thinks when he posts shirtless men he "wishes he could look like"

>bro just aspire to nothing! Don't lift! Be a pedophile! Epstein was my kind of guy!

>>18718745
I'm not voting because I'm not stupid enough to think I have any idea what this market will do.

>>18718721
lol tell that to Japan

>>18718774
we're going to make it with FRO

If you don’t have 25k in your account and love cunny, you shouldn’t be trading.

>>18718821
That's just sad to look at.

>>18718769
scarcity of processed meat = price goes up
abundance of processed oil = price go down

>>18718821
if we're going to enter a 40 year period of American stagnation we have bigger problems than the stock market and I probably won't live to see it go back up anyways

>>18718800
You're fucked, leave town. Literally no one here could turn a few hundred into $100,000 within that short period of time.

>>18718721
During economic hardship money typically comes out of the stock market. What we have here is a bunch of idiots trying to predict the crash by short selling and they have in turn become the people that are losing money in the stock market. It all works out in the end.

>>18718623
Nevar give up, the dam will break eventually, but it's like the Federal government was actually out to get me the past two months. Here was the sequence of events
>Buy some short term SPXU/random puts
>Jerome announces unlimited QE that same week and starts buying fucking CORPORATE PAPER WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK
>trade some ETFs and more puts based on expiry of Fed programs
>Jerome extends them out by six months the next day
>switch to commodities so the goddamned Fed's monetary policy bullshit will stop fucking my asshole
>puts on oil producers and calls on tankers
>three days later Donald trump tweets about oil and fucks me again
>luckily bought some longer terms and have diamond hands
>coming back hard with some choice picks and stealing money from UCO retards

Thank god at least one asset is reflecting reality. Can't bullshit your way around a billion oil barrels floating around.

>>18718693
AMD is even worse. 3x more overpriced. buy puts before earnings and sell the day after

>>18718774
>>18718830
What price should I buy into $FRO?

>>18718839
>>18718819
If you say you wouldn’t fuck that 15yo thot you’re either a fag or lying.

>>18718769
>>18718848
oh i understand your question now i dunno, maybe living piggus are valuated differently

>>18718820
cringe

>>18718848
There isn't a scarcity of meat though. There will be a scarcity of processed meat.

This means that when 9/10 factories close and the 1 factory left gets spammed with hogs, he will pay less for them, but be able to sell them for more. In other words, it makes no sense for hogs to be lower in value.

>>18718795
don't buy shitty depreciating stocks to begin with, value investors don't have this problem, also SQQQ literally trends towards 0 why would you hold it

>>18718859
which is why economic hardship is a great time to invest, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer

>>18718800
Khols

Anyone having suicidal thoughts? I’m not losing money, but everyone knows this shit isn’t sustainable. I don’t want to live with breadlines guys.

>>18718707
>>18718542
now this is based

>>18718726
NAT is a meme tanker stock pumped by Cramer, not at well positioned to exploit the market as DHT and FRO.

>>18718466

The FED is reducing QE. What's the meaning of this?

https://wolfstreet.com/2020/04/23/fed-slashed-qe-further-still-hasnt-bought-junk-bonds-or-etfs/

>>18718861
It's like Jerome is trying to hold too many limes and cannot hold that many limes.

>>18718698
You'll wish you listened to /cvg/ when July hits

>>18718890
didn't they just suspend their divvy? are people retarded?

>>18718868
I overpaid at 8.50 but now you're looking to scoop up anything you can in the 10.50 range. It's gonna be fine, $25 by Christmas. Screenshot this.

>>18718848
>>18718871
Yeah was going to say, retail I can see the price going up, but if you have hogs you can't get through to retail the price would go down

Maybe the contract is after slaughter and processing I guess

>>18718839
big butts are gross

>>18718668
Fuck off you fruity faggot

>>18718858
Ok what about 50k? That would buy me time and I could make up the difference with interest

>>18718327
>Ding fren

It was a good one. Sold these and added to NAT and DHT with the proceeds. Pushing my margin kind of far though so might take some profits AH tonight.

>>18718895
>>18718726
Big facts: if you buy NAT at this point you're beyond saving.

>>18718914
low test

>>18718686
Get a physical labor job and don’t wear gloves

>>18718929
Nigger

>can’t find FRO nor DHT on trading212
Sucks to be european I guess

>>18718923
>Big facts: if you buy NAT at this point you're beyond saving.

Cope. It's literally mooning after hours as we speak.

TX just announced they are opening up at the end of the week

>>18718895
tanker stocks in general are being pumped by midwits, make sure you're the first to exit

>>18718902
I listened to /cvg/ as much as I should have. After February, they started getting retarded.

The next day is CRITICAL for Sp500 (Fib level).

>>18718950
Lol cope? I'm enjoying tf outta buying all the tankers that haven't memed and still have way more room to run

>>18718800
far out slightly otm calls on XLE

>>18718954
>on a lark put TX into a ticker search to see what comes up
>Ternium SA, steel company with a P/E of 4.7 and a yield of 8.8%
Thanks fren

>>18718929
i'm all about that fit butt fren

>>18718976
And it’d probably be awful

>>18718892
MLK was a commie who promoted race mixing. Why don’t you kill your self glownigger

>>18718915
Have sex

>>18718965
Ehh good point

>>18718950
dude it's fucking flying. this thing has legs.

>>18718899
OH OH BULLBROS THE ONLY THING KEEPS THE MARKET UP

>>18718914
It's just perspective and weird body posture

>>18718726
none, you are too late for the party, you will get dumped

>>18718965
yes, but also half the world is on lockdown and all eyes are on china.
i would say things are about to get interesting

>>18718899
>niggas buy assuming Jerome finna print
>Jerome dont print his dollas
>niggas finna sell

get redy yall this week 4 beahs

>>18718686
force yourself to look away
when you enter a position, think of why you're entering it, and then the next day when you're looking at 1% gains and thinking of selling, think back to why you entered that position and hold on a little longer

best thing I ever did was enter positions I had faith in and then unplug all my shit for a month.. don't look at it, don't think about it, don't google ticker symbols on your phone, just look the fuck away

sometimes a little extra attention is needed but you gotta keep it in check.. get another source of dopamine

CRMD....accumulate.

new mannakino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTBi3-UxtxA

HOW IS THIS FORMATION CALLED?

>>18719050
good advice. I feel like I become super lazy when I am watching for a big play because if it doesn't happen, I have pissed away a good chunk of the day.

I need to go exercise

>>18718914
Ok Seamus.

>>18718994
>debt 0.38
>LT debt 0.29
>earnings tomorrow
>goes ex-dividend on wednesday
>solid recovery since the flash crash
I literally just put Texas (TX) into finviz because some anon mentioned it and I discovered a steal of a steel stock

thanks /biz/, buy TX

>>18718976
Opened a short together with Grundlach. I am certain that I will make a fortune.

>>18718940
DHT is incorporated in the Marshall Islands and headquartered in Bermuda. Try D8EN.F

>>18718874
I have a better prediction rate than 90% of /biz/ and the account to prove it. You can't predict that market when it's like this, you can only guess, get lucky, and think that it means anything.
>>18718919
Where would the 50k come from? Where did the original 100k go? A 100% profit between now and then is possible, but you have to be very selective of what you choose because your life is on the line.

>This after hour pump of NAT
I WISH I BOUGHT MORE, HOLY FUCK.

Dammit dammit dammit, I only have 50 shares. I need it to go below 7 again tomorrow so I can buy 50 more, I hope it gets dumped now I am bullish af. FRO and NAT are gonna carry me when times get dark.

I got 25 of FRO and 50 of NAT. Assuming nothing changes though, am I gonna make it /biz/?

>>18719082
Yeah no.

I think I'll add weebs to my list of life rules
>don't trust gay people or trans people
>around blacks, never relax
>don't trust people that like anime with your daughters/little sisters

>>18718923
It's going into the teens, you dumb shit, and it will stay there for a bit. Have fun watching us while you drag your bag of BA shit all over the place.

>>18719103
Bruh. Dump that shit. Don't get left holding

>>18719101
>I have proof!!!!!
>doesn’t post it
Fuck off newfag larp

Fuck Mike DeWine and his kike Director of Health.

>>18719103
Yes your $600 in stocks is gonna save you, buy an island somewhere and enjoy railing coke out of high class escort's assholes til you die choking on filet mignon.

>>18719117
Vapor wave shit is weeb shit lol seethe you literal tranny

>>18719148
I don't have to watch your cartoons to like future funk. When are you going to go on HRT?

>>18719148
no it is not

>>18719118
Oh wow, a 2X from where it is now! Big fucking deal. The ones Cramer didn't meme will achieve higher multiples from this point.

>>18718573
>exist, this is just a giant FED bailout you retard
won't be there consequences with all this moneyprinting?

>>18719082
cursed image

>>18719148
nah, it's a good rule of thumb. Anime generally sucks.

Why are tanker stocks so volatile

>>18719103
>>18719130
>give me more NAT
Burh, do you even know why its pumping? Oil going down = tankers going up. People have to pay tankers to hold worthless oil.

>>18719133
You haven't asked me to post proof, retard. You're likely some faggot with a few thousand dollars making wild bets and claiming matter-of-factly that he knows exactly what will happen. It doesn't matter what you think when you're only ever risking lunch money, just fuck off and stop misleading people.

>>18719163
It actually is though kek

>>18719191
no idea, but I would exit those positions this week.

>>18719200
no. i dont watch anime and like listening to vhs-pop/vaporwave

vaporwave =/= future funk

>>18719196
>furiously typed out response
>still doesn’t show positions
Lmao at your life brah.

>>18719196
post positions brehski

In the last 3 trading days, not even 2 average days worth of shares traded. That's absurd, to rally off of that, well there isn't a word for that level of crazy.

>>18719168
>Cramer
>watching television or using social media
Tell me more, nigger.

>>18719071
LEWD formation.

what the fuck where is the dump? do we literally ahve to wait until the retards reopen then come down with a second outbreak?

What is this pattern called?

>>18719219
>Trade in a vacuum goy, don't pay attention to what other traders or the broader market is doing.

looool

>>18719130
>Don't get left holding
I will buy more desu if it dips below 7 dollars. Tankers are going to kick up for the rest of the year, to a small stack swing trader like me it is fine to suffer a loss for a day since it can't be helped and I can't day trade.

>>18719146
Kind of mean. I am trying my best you know, poorfags have to do what poorfags can do.

>>18719195
I know very well why it is pumping. I am heavy on oil, so basically I will win both ways.

Is there anywhere I can see who's been doing all the buying on the Nasdaq today?

>>18719176
I don't get the appeal of anime. I really tried to get into it. I looked up the most "patrician' anime but man it was so bad and so shallow.

I got into watching kinography (translation: film) a few years back and I think getting a good taste for quality stuff just makes anime look like cliche young adult fiction cartoons.

I don't think you can find an anime movie/series that can compare to Paths of Glory, for instance.

>>18719200
How?

>>18719228
Based
>>18719200
Yeah I’m p sure it is too, i actually hate vapor wave bc it’s weeb faggotry

>>18719239
the thirty cent store credit pattern

>>18719272
depends

>tfw the fed bet against a pandemic and won

>put a sell order for 20.50 and go lie down
>wake up and the stock is down to 20, say fuck it and go back to bed
>after hours it shoots to 20.50
what the fuck

>>18719239
>the roller coaster

>>18719272
vaporwave is garbage. Future funk is the good version of vaporwave

BREAKING: FED TO ASSUME CREDIT CARD LIABILITIES OF HOUSEHOLDS WITH MORE THAN 5 MEMBERS AND AUTO LOANS ON VEHICLES WITH MORE THAN FIVE SEATS
>BREAKING: FED TO ASSUME CREDIT CARD LIABILITIES OF HOUSEHOLDS WITH MORE THAN 5 MEMBERS AND AUTO LOANS ON VEHICLES WITH MORE THAN FIVE SEATS
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CLF snapped my bad luck streak. Hopefully it does well tomorrow as well.

>>18719233
>until the retards reopen then come down with a second outbreak?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1587510627820.webm
At first we didn't know shit about Corona
now we do
and guess what?
It has the mortality rate of the flu.
The country is not going to shut down again over it.
It's over. Even if there was good reason to shut down, the masses are tired of this episode.

You missed the dip. Accept it.

>>18719118
NAT doesn't own a single supertanker. VLCCs currently command a premium over normal sized tankers for spot pricing.

>>18719091
Nothing either. Oil is an interesting take, the opportunity being one in a lifetime I guess, but can’t find any tanker stock. Guess I’ll end up buying TOT even if that’s a half satisfaction.

>>18719233
There was never a pandemic

>>18719291
Fake and gay, Grant

>1 hour after market closes
>/smg/ finally slows down enough to be readable without all the OOOs and AAAs

FINALLY

also has anyone ever figured out a consistent way to make money in the markets or should i just stick to my 1:1 gambling odds on my setups? it works, im just wondering if i can do better. has anyone ever been able to improve upon the exponential moving average crossover?

>>18719254
Anime is for children and pedophiles

>>18719239
99% level of stress

Bvll. Fvcking. Svrge. You mocked me. You negged me. Bvt the BVLL always comes thrv. Tomorrow will be STINKY, GREEN, and FVLL OF DRIPPING BEAR PVSSIES!

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!

>>18719239
Buncha nonsense. Zoom out.

>>18719291
post source or stop posting anytime, faggot.

>>18719215
Post proof that you have an account worth more than 10k USD and I'll waste my time logging into my trading account so that I can take a screen shot of it.

Zoomers playing around with lunch money really ought to fuck off back to meme cryptos and stop pretending that their opinion means anything. You're everything wrong with /smg/

>>18718950
And it’ll crash before opening tomorrow. Not worth the risk of getting stuck before you can sell.

>>18719319
This picture always puts a smile on my face

>>18719322
yeah pretty much. Some guy on /tv/ said anime can be described as on par with young adult fiction, like Twilight and The Hunger Games. It's stuck with me since because that is so fucking accurate.

Anime creators are always at a weird impasse where they can never get too deep with their subject matter because at the end of the day it's just a medium to distract the viewer, not give him deep moral and philosophical reflections.

>>18719283

They are reducing QE >>18718899

>>18718584
The top is when gold hits between 2500-3000.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-21/bofa-raises-gold-target-to-3-000-as-fed-can-t-print-gold

>>18719342
Not him but here you go, post it for me.

>>18719214
it's hard to tell the difference desu. some would argue that "future funk" (nebulous genre because it gets mixed up with french house as well) is a derivative of vaporwave.

>>18719254
I like animation as a medium for telling particular stories. If the story is best told with animation, then i like it as anime. Hero Academia, for example, has a great season 1 for anime. season 2 belongs in a manga. most stories are not best told via anime (or good enough to use 12 20 minute episodes of my time), who knew. Anime can get a lot of things right technically, and it can definitely be appreciated that way but it's generally not worth it, and yet i still consume.

>>18719291
source?

>>18719319
> Tfw Pete sounds based as fuck
I'm seriously going to say that next time I have a new hire despite not having a wife

>>18719369
Just noticed 69% battery life lel

whats that Tyson faggot's end game saying the food supply chain is falling apart? is he trying to boost the price of chicken tendies?

Invest in SBUX when it dips.

>>18719394
I want to throw conspiracy darts at the wall. They push bugs first, then push meat alternatives second. Then they force us to eat the slop by doing a meat shortage.

source: my ass

Only fools and plebbitors buy TVIX

>>18719394
asking for handouts probably, they just had a few plants that handle like ten thousand pigs a day shut down

>>18719071
based cunny formation...

>>18718819
you're such a fucking faggot holy shit.
You actually changed IP's to your cell network to run to you own defense.

Seriously go back and kill yourself.

>>18719319
>noooo!
>I can't handle bantz and memes and frogs!

>>18719404
don't get too cocky

>>18719408
>multiple people don't like pedophiles? SAMEFAG SAMEFAG!
when do you transition?

>>18719404
Why do you keep posting this? I’ve never bought TVIX but you might have legit autism.

>>18719394
They're going to run stories of livestock shortages, pump up the prices, then unload massive inventories of fat juicy cocks all over the market.

>>18719239
holy fuck i hate penny stock charts, they look like absolute shit with low float. compare it to AMD look at how glorious this shit is, same 1m timeframe.

>>18719060
Stay away from that scam.

Between last week and today I've lost half of my investments. Fuck Etsy and Peloton.

>>18719418
DOWN 22 TOMORROW

SCREENSHOT THIS

>>18719173
yeah, in a year when deflation really picks up. You fags will reelect trump and then it will collapse. Thats what all these homos dont realize, they are too soon.

>>18719426
Invest in shit get shit returns, clear your fucking head

I have 40 bucks to spend, what the fuck do i hold until the rest of the cash settles.

Are oil stocks still worth it given the shitshow thats happening? If oil production maxes out storage are the stocks going to go down or is it "priced in"

>>18718487
>>18718819
>>18719419
So obviously the same guy. Which we know you do because of your threadsplitting faggotry.

MEN use imagery of desire to push themselves further. If you're lifting while picturing other men, your subconscious is telling you something.

>>18719433
>held TVIX
>sold this morning
>bought in lower after it dumped for a lower average

TVIX will spike. it's just a matter of when. Daily losses of 10% mean nothing when you're trying to time a +300% gain with this retarded ETF

>>18719419
I have never seen the lolicon = tranny argument made anywhere else but /smg/ in 14 years of browsing 4chin. You’re unironically samefagging, heh.

>>18719305
Why not both FRO and NAT though? NAT can clearly go high af, and FRO is in a position to go high af. Why not just increase exposure in case one bet is wrong? They all should win, just we don't know how much they will win.

>>18719426
i feel
to make yourself feel better you can find some arrogant shit boomer on stocktwits and deride him until he blocks you

Long as your making more green than you put in really why the hell should it mater what the initial amount is? Buying one "share" of SWPPX at $50 initial w/just $100 added each month x 30 years @ 8% return gives you $1,058,076.95. I dunno about you but I'd be damn happy with that.

>>18719453
>clicks 3 posts with the same ID on them and says they're the same guy
yeah obviously it's the same guy. Are you new to /biz/? Hi.

TESLA CLOSED UP TEN PERCENT TWO DAYS BEDORE EARNINGS WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

>>18719459
What about........
..... DHT?

>>18719173
Yes, assets will moon

>>18719404
please stop warning this redirt faggot

I want to see him seethe as his parent's money decays.

>mfw half this general are completely new brainlets with sub $10k accounts trying to day trade 5m and 1m candles

>>18719473
Giant P&D.

/smg/ has changed
I feel it in the ticker namedrops, which are no longer for interesting stocks, only the worst bags someone desperately wants you to take off ther hands
I see it in every 10th post being made by some /pol/itician, and having absolutely nothing to do with the market
I smell it in the memes, which have grown staler than a bobo.jpg from 2015

/smg/ has changed
For none now live who remember it.

>>18719454
>Day 37 being down 10% +
>Ill get my 300% gain one of these days

Ive made 300% gains in the last month while you are trying to time the market

LMAO Cope

What stocks are good during a crash? I think we all know it's coming, stocks are only recovering because fed is funneling money into it, once they stop companies will sell off like crazy.

>>18719426
I'm down 5% unrealised. Overall it's up 6.7% including realised and if things don't go the way I want them I could be down 12%. I have big stop losses but these bags are starting to feel heavy.

>>18719452
No. Also "priced in" is a meme based on long debunked theory.

>>18719457
have u heard of a morally devoid place called /b/?

>>18719473
My guess is that earnings are going to be priced in but a lot of dumbies are buying calls expecting that it'll go higher after already spiking this much.

In doing so, it lets big fish unload their bags on them.

>>18719483
>1 post by this ID

>>18719369
King zoomie, I knew at least one of you must have gotten lucky out of the thousands of bullshit trades I've seen shilled here.

>>18719486
and you can’t stop me from feeling good about my one dollar gains

>>18719490
lol ok. I mean we'll see when we get there, won't we?

>>18719486
No faggot we buy options months out and hold til expiration in a desperate hope that we at least get our premiums back

>>18719486
>mfw the other half do the same thing but pretend they don't

>>18719503
I don't have to do anything because I know what happens to 98% of you.

>>18719486
wh-what happens once I get over 10,000?

>>18719522
Based on most of the pics posted, I think you mean "weeks out."

>>18719507
youre an idiot for not finding companies that swing 10-30% per day. have fun waiting on the sideline kid

>>18719473
The dump of ages is approaching. They’re insane.

>>18719450

What do I do?

>>18719522
heh any day now right friend?

>>18719530
You become a man and people start taking your opinion seriously because you have actual skin in the game.

LMAO CNBC BITCH SAID NO TO GAMBLING, LMAO YOUR WHOLE NETWORK IS GAMBLING

>>18719488
>For none now live who remember it.
hate hate hate this discord tranny invasion from the reddirt faggot and the trump cocksuckers.

>>18719499
?

>>18719470
your subconscious is telling you something.

What stocks are you guys super long on?

>>18719530
you start having sex

>>18719542
we're in a volatile market. I really doubt you were finding companies swinging wildly 4 months ago.

>>18719546
>10k
>actual skin in the game
so many poorfags on here

>>18719501
>>18719546
>still hasn't posted his position
Admit it, even the zoomer has a bigger portfolio than you.

>>18719476
DHT is very good too, you are right. I just often shill FRO harder because they aren't at their high, and then pick on little NAT because it is a little-guy tanker in their fleet but have a great balance sheet and hype. Also it realistically is gonna double, and probably be the first to double from where they are at because it will be the first to wipe out debt. I want to pick up DHT but I want it below 8 dollars. I expect dip. And if it doesn't...least I got FRO and NAT.

>>18719530
10k doesn't matter. 25k is big boy land.

>>18719540
Well yeah, months out are too expensive for us, I meant months as in 2 months tops

Oil? Who said something about oil? Bitch you cooking?

>>18719459
Why do you so badly want to buy the own that's most expensive compared to its NAV? lol buy high sell low, fuck ya

>>18719553
you clicked 3 of my posts which obviously had the same ID and then said "obviously the same guy"

I mean yeah, obviously it's me.

>>18719291
illegals and nigs are saved! and again the taxpaying middle class who responsibly has teh amount of children they can afford is fucked oer again paying for it all

>>18718508
how many shares of USO did you buy? How much have you lost since then?

>>18719567
Christ, biz is poor.

And I'm fucking poor and make y'all look like slaves

In the last 2 fucking hours, Boeing has been the subject of 2 articles, 1 was their CEO making comments about how it will be years until global aviation demand returns, and then an hour later they announce they're re-opening another factory. How fucking retarded can a company be?

>>18719555
YES

Anyone here invest less than 1k and make big bucks?

>>18719593
we're in a clown market. simpl as

>>18719555
I'm 25 and never had sex, is it really better than masturbating?

>>18719593
I'm sure they can sell some to the fed

>>18719570
So spread trade. I don't get the problem. You can usually get a decent vertical spread on for $200-300.

>>18719593
You do realize that it takes a fair bit of time to build a plane and that Boeing is not a airliner right?

>>18719609
When you do it raw, it coats your entire peen in perpetual pleasure, even when you're not thrusting. I was really surprised.

>>18719593
The CEO has to cover for the absolute failure that was the 737 Max, he's pro-covid-19 as far as I'm concerned.

>>18719611
oh jesus... how much worse does this get bros.

>>18719593
Isn't it a mil factory?

>>18719609
Not initially, but over time it becomes better. If you have absurd expectations like in anime you’ll be disappointed

>>18719565
He doesn't, I just don't want to waste my cards blowing out some idiot that only started trading a few months ago during literally one of the easiest times to make money in the history of the stock market. At least last time I showed my account it was a tripfag so they had some accountability, if I BTFO you, you're just going to keep posting bullshit and pretend it didn't happen.

any advise/criticisms of baby's first portfolio week 2?

>>18719621
No, because when I’m finally proven right and shit hits the fan, I’m going to be loaded, not just make a modest 300%

>>18719609
I got tired of it after fucking 80+ women by age 28, just jerk off most of the time now

>>18719560
>not investing in new ipos
>not following fda callendar

you're definitely missing out
stay poor fag
tah tah

>>18719494
>Also "priced in" is a meme based on long debunked theory.
priced in meme has been priced in

>>18719641
too much shit

>>18719641
Log off your broker and don't sigh in for 4 months from now.

TSLA $1000 by tomorrow

>>18719641
Wait are you actually buying stocks? Is this your retirement portfolio or your gambling account?

>>18719644
K, good luck with your gambling.

>>18719567
Currently have about $5k in my account. Started trading last month and am up 15%. Am I gonna make it?

>>18719641
>0 TMDX
i shiggy diggy

>>18719577
Because 2 reasons. 1. It will go higher. 2. It will eliminate the debt every tanker company has first, meaning it moons first. Least imo. I want exposure to multiple tankers though and already got FRO. If things go well I will get DHT too. I just feel NAT will perform very well, and it has a lot of momentum behind it right now even if FRO and DHT are superior.

Fuck TNK though, the downside to that stock is so huge I find it laughable to try to justify buying it.

>>18719590
Please don't bully us, we try our best. We don't want to stay poor forever.

>>18719657
Sorry, third layer of abstraction is priced in too, so is the 4th so no need to reply

>>18719653
>implying IPOs magically swing around violently
you're new, huh

>>18719664
Clown market says 2.5k EOW.

>>18719658
you should have seen my day 1 and 2 posts, day 1 had 1-3 shares of like 30 different companies.

>>18719665
Looking for 2-5 year gains

>>18719672
its hard to be wrong with basically all stocks in recovery mode

>>18719554
Been holding theses for awhile.
Oil: XOM, RDSB, CVX, HAL, MRO
Defense: AVAV, KTOS, GD, LMT, RTX, TDG
Tech: AAPL, MSFT
Consumer/Manufacturing: KO
Medical: PFE, EBS

Was going to go long on UPS, SWK, but they just crab and needed the cash. Will get APA or COP again.

>>18719636
Either post it or stop crying about people calling you lmao

>>18719689
>>18719689
>>18719689
new

>>18719668
Thanks bro, my Tesla puts are spreads though (only because I’m too poor)

TVIX is destroying me, who else holding for the next crash and oil crisis?

>>18719433
Interesting short idea, though just as easy to blow up in your face as actually holding TVIX, judging on past history. Are you basing the drop on the daily downward rate of change we're seeing in the VIX?

he just keeps getting more retarded... how is he this new and ignorant?

this must be a troll, no one is this stupid and this proud of it

>>18719609
No sometimes youre trying to fuck a girl and she says something stupid like "Do you like Barbeque Pizza" and your dick goes soft

>>18719641
I'd trade LUV for ALK because it's a better company. LVS is also better than MGM.

>>18719636
Yup, you have nothing. If you did, you'd post it.

>>18719641
You're way too diversified to also own indexes, so either cut back on the names you own or at the very least get rid of the indexes. Also, you shouldn't own names from the same business/sector, so I'd pick between DAL and LUV and hold that as your airline play, personally I'd sell the LUV before their earnings this week, but this is clown market so who knows.

>>18719593
it takes them years to design and build planes and also think about it:

airlines wont be able to afford new planes, so will need parts built and serviced for current aging fleets for decades.

also BA builds lots of shit for the goverment who has unlimited money printer hacks

>>18719681
They priced out layer 5 but it's okay because layer 6 had that priced in.

>>18719708
I remember one time I got drunk and was fucking some fat chick and she asked me what my favorite marvel movie was. Thankfully I was able minded enough to pull out then and there

>>18719593
>>18719611
>Government is desperate and panicking
>"NEW ALL TIME HIGHS COMING!!!!"
>"PRINT GO BRRRRR!!"
>"LINE GO UP!!!"

>>18718686
stop looking

>>18719726
>what's your favorite marv-
>*cooms on face*
>bye
>door slams

>>18718496
holy cow

>>18719708
Hahaha this is true.
This is why I recommend onaholes.

>>18719609
yes but then after youve had it enough it gets old and youd rather jack off alone with pron when you get urges than deal with gf bullshit

Any good mobile app to follow the stock market ?

>>18719708
that just means so you're so bad at it that her mind is elsewhere

>>18719641
yeah sell while youre up and hold cash for the next 15% crash so you can be ready to scoop up cheapies

>>18719694
Just two of my positions alone are greater than his total account value. None of you LMAO 2k account faggots will ever take any accountability for the retarded shit that you spew here.
>>18719711
>-11.82%

LMAO. How fucking retarded do you have to be to lose money in one of the biggest dips in history? You obviously didn't make that 250k through trading.

>>18719486
>>18719530
If you don't have at least a quarter million in the game you shouldn't even post.

>>18719459
Nothing wrong with FRO but NAT is getting pumped beyond what its worth by Cramer. There's nothing inherently wrong with NAT other than its earnings may not be in line with the price action recently. If you got in early enough you're fine no matter what though.

>>18719756

>>18719636
stfu poorfag

>>18719795
If I post my total account value and it's higher than yours, will you kill yourself on livestream and rid the planet of a worthless faggot?

>>18719683
I was trading when you were shitting your pants and your mama was cleaning your ant eater. Biotech ipo space can surge over 300% within just a year or two some even in shorter time periods, and we have seen three tickets this year do just that. You're not going to make it son.

How viable is it to invest in the stock market of a country that you're neither a resident or a citizen of? Assuming a set it and forget it index fund. Would it be worthwhile for a European to invest in the S&P 500, or a Russian to invest in whatever a Euro equivalent would be?
Is the US stock market the only one worth while? What's the best one within the EU?
Would the taxes eat you alive?
You'd go about it by registering an llc in the usa to invest?

>>18719545
go buy a pizza

>>18719837
please, he's definitely going to make it, he just needs to keep betting on TVIX. Please don't try to convince him otherwise.

>>18719117
Pepe is anime

>>18719783
I agree NAT is moving too quickly....but at the same time it has consistently been trending up consistently moreso than the other tankers before Cramer's intervention. I had small exposure at 5 dollars but doubled down right before 7 today. I wish to double down again if it dips below 7 and also to buy a decent bit of DHT if it dips below 8 again. I expect nothing but upside down the line, price action for a week or two don't mean much to me for this unpredictable market with these stocks that are set to gain even when things turn sour. Truthfully I think NAT and tankers are all undervalued right now so Cramer's (and really the hyped CEO) pump may not even mean much in the end in terms of downside.

>If you don't have at least a quarter million in the game you shouldn't even post.

Stop bullying us poorfags ffs, we are trying.

>>18718976
I NEED HER NAME

>>18719495
Haven't visited since ~2015

>>18719837
>being old

>>18719567
I thought 25k is where you're supposed to start
i only have like 1500 so I'm babymode

>>18719783
I sold 530 shares of NAT at end of day today. Figured it was a bit of a bubble cause of exposure (52 week high) and I’d rather take that money and get back into FRO because it seems lower than it should be. Maybe I’m wrong, but I’d also rather not be left holding an empty sack.

>>18718895
>as DHT and FRO.
What price will be bottom FRO before the 21st of May pump?
10.60$?

>>18719101
>I'm not voting because I'm not stupid enough to think I have any idea what this market will do.
>I have a better prediction rate than 90% of /biz/ and the account to prove it.

You're contradicting yourself.

>>18719319
Is Luton like a joke area? Like do you all (English) make fun of people from Luton like we (Midwest) crack jokes about Madison?

US Cotton guy in corona briefing lol

>>18719342
>tfw made the cutoff

>>18719490
He (she?) looks a lot like the "I would if I could" guy.

>>18719890
10k is the metric because it's a number nearly everyone cannot afford to lose or it would at least be a huge deal for them. The zoomers that lose a few hundred or thousand don't care that much about it, they'll be back here the next day to suggest a trade that is equally as stupid as the one they lost money on without any remorse or change to their strategy. Maintaining an account above 10k means you've shown at least some responsibility.
>>18720061
That isn't a contradiction at all. You cannot predict the market in this specific moment, it doesn't mean you cannot predict the general direction long term or short term predictions at times other than this one.
>>18720099
Based. Welcome to the club, here's your free cunny.

>>18719680
>Fuck TNK though, the downside to that stock is so huge I find it laughable to try to justify buying it
Could you elaborate? What's wrong with TNK?

>>18719526
>tfw being in the 2%

use moving averages and try to make them better, it's not that hard.

>>18719768
I don't day trade, I mostly boomer hold. The dow is still down over 15% on the year, which is mostly what's hurting me. I'm going to keep doing the same thing I've been doing though, which is to add more money every month.

>>18719609
Yes and no mostly because of this
>>18719625
But when you're jerkin it you can go for that golden nut when your dick is soft after a few other cooms and you really have to work your arm and buttocks and when it happens it's absolutely drainingly good. I doubt any bitch out there has the technique and endurance to give you that.

>>18720156
I don't have 10k. But I am trying to reach there and keep it. I started with 5k 2 months ago, got close with 9, went down to 6 because I fucked up bad due to inexperience, now back to 7. I care and am trying. Also the vast majority of my losses have been ETFs, so that was a mistake.

>>18720163
I just don't like the fact it is currently at its high above 20 and its low is literally 3 dollars. Has a lot more downside risk in my eyes compared to other tankers.

>>18720099
Lol I'll never forget that the inventor of the super soaker is a nigger named Lenny

>>18719486
what if I'm a sub $10k newfag learning FA and taking long term positions in good value plays? I've been swing trading a bit though because not playing swings in this market is throwing away money

>>18720218
In the last year, my return has been almost 750%. Investing is simple, trading is much harder which is why I'm against retards coming here and making stupid claims when they are only risking a few hundred dollars at a time. Their loss means nothing to them.
>>18720355
That's decent, just don't put that much stake in the advice of anyone here. Following the trade of someone that thinks they know what they are doing is the quickest way to lose money.

>>18720488
Experienced it and felt it. Unironically also from home I felt it. Biggest redpill seems to be to ignore everyone without a lot at stake and do what you calculate and feel is best. Every time I listened to someone I lost bigly except once with what I could only assume was some sort of insider since the way that stock moved was uncanny and too specific.

>>18720594
I only use /smg/ as basically a random stock ticker generator and discard 90% of it

>>18718954
>>18718994
Does that even matter?
I bought it because their ex-dividend is after tomorrow.

Dividend pigeons always get the stocks up before the ex-date

>>18719700
I am. I bought too early but oh well I'll hold and keep adding.