/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for end the fucking coronahoax

What’s the play this week boys? How are the earnings looking?

>>18709957
crab week

sneed

>WING up another $3 pre-market
The Tesla of restaurants

>>18709954
This. Just the way the media kikes are shilling this shit tells me everything.

Does anyone know if there is a service that allows me to write options in Germany? I can only buy cash settled warrents and don't have access to a real options chain. Is option trading even a thing in Europe? I just want to apply some iron butterflies, man.

>buy atleast 1k shares of NIO
>wait 5 to 10 years
>become a millionaire

It is that simple, NIO will become next Tesla and you have now opportunity to fill your bags cheap for inevitable gains.

Should I buy XOM?
Or is it going bankrupt?

I think they are one of the few that will get out of this.

Why wont (((they))) allow oil to dip below 14$

Bears are crying non-stop for weeks now, poor bobo
>you will see it will go down blablabla, for sure t-this time
sure bobo

>>18709929
I have $1k to make back all my lost gains from last week. Which of the following stocks should I go all in on?

>ROYT
>FTSI
>DNR
>HPR
>ROSE
>HLX
>NBLX
>DVAX

oil is down
airlines are gamble
tech have gains
I've lost a lead to invest

Why did we wreck our economy over the fucking flu?

>>18710002
ET

>>18710008
I needed a reason to print all this money for (((them)))

Redpill me on Steven Dux

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--ZyueFce1c

>couldn't sleep
>worth it because my stocks are up premarket

>>18710011
My bro

>>18710008
not even a fucking flu
forget sweden, since apparently no one is convinced by that
look at mexico. a fucking 2nd world country that people were freaking out at because they were so slow to enact our draconian measures
120m people - 1,305 deaths
main difference? they aren't giving $40k to every hospital that claims a coronavirus patient

>>18710029
This is all I live for anymore

>>18710008
Because it's not the flu. We just got a taste of what the world was like before antibiotics. Spooky shit. Most people alive never had to deal with something like this in thier lifetimes.

Which exchange are you guys using?

Curious has anyone started receiving unemployment money?
I dont know about the rest of the states but most everyone I know hasn't recieved a dime in California (except for our trumbux) and it looks like the first payment whenever its recieved will be for about a months worth of unemployment.
With another quick lump sum in peoples pockets are well looking at another bull run?

>>18710050
I would have to get fired for that. Not gonna happen with my job.

I'm boooooOOOOOOoooored

>>18710046
Before it was Revolut as it was the only no comission provider in my country, now I use Trading212

>>18710028
My position is embarrassingly modest compared to yours, but fuck yeah. Congratulations, anon. You are the fucking man. There is more to come.

>tfw only holding oil tankers
It’s a new day

>>18710066
>cigarette
fucking disgusting

Where are those faggots who were shilling oil and uso as cheapies last week?

>>18710065
>trading CFDs
Do you like having any money at all?

>>18710069
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/one-pipeline-giant-offering-stash-223524819.html

ET is going to act as a tanker, they're going to convert their pipes for this purpose

>>18709982
so NIO is going to $1000 in the next 5 to 10 years?

>>18710078
I'm here for the one in the middle, thanks.

Are you retards buying AYTU this morning

bros...

>>18710033
>500 tests per a million people

>>18710105
Thinking hard about it. Maybe a couple of bucks.

>>18710069
Well done. Might soar even more until next week's earnings

>https://dailypost.ng/2020/04/26/nigerian-lawyers-drag-china-to-court-over-covid-19-demands-200b-damages/
>A coalition of Nigerian legal practitioners has dragged the People’s Republic of China to court over the effects of the Coronavirus outbreak on the West African giant.
>The lawyers are demanding $200 billion as damages for the “loss of lives, economic strangulation, trauma, hardship, social disorientation, mental torture and disruption of the normal daily existence of people in Nigeria.”

>>18709979
Anyone? Please.

>>18710117
>he thinks there have been 1.999m unreported deaths

>>18710008
>Wreck
The market is trading at the same place it was last year unless you're a travel company, and a bunch of companies are full out new paradigm mode.

>>18710124
If I wasn't a dreaded WHITE MALE, I would probably be a professional victim too

>>18710029
this...i just want to break even

>>18710105
>AYTU

Why should I buy them?

>>18710124
Good on them. The WE WUZ wigs are really selling this for me.

>>18709982
NIO is the Huawei of cars

Since Ching chonged the virus to the world, no one is gonna want to do business with Chang anymore.
It has value, but it'll never be a meme stock

Buy an ev stock that actually makes and advertises vehicles like rivian or smart or that other one

>>18710124
they will win and china will pay in yuan

>>18710124
Honestly, pretty based.

China covered this shit up and and withheld information that could have helped the world prepare. Why shouldn't they be expected to compensate them for this?

>>18709982
>ETH is the next BTC
>NEO is the Chinese ETH
kek, stock market is a fucking bubble

>IAG for the long hold
Thoughts?

>>18710078
Thank you

Too many incels get weird fetishes and we need to police them. At least hentai doesn't promote being disgusting

>>18710124
>asking for 50% of their GDP over a couple months of the flu
good on them. fuck China

>>18710066
OOOOOOOOOO I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMINNNNNNNNNNG

why is the fed not pumping oil

>>18710190
because we already have too much

>>18710123
Meant to get more NAT AH Friday but sent the order at 8:01, was getting other tankers in the meantime. Still have 50 shares so it’s something, and the others look good too. That CNBC interview with that based NAT founder made me want to go in really heavy, that guy is awesome.
>>18710096
Based

>>18710057
Then come watch oil line move down

So, I've lost 19K and I've deposited another $500. Wish me luck

>>18710124
I don’t think niggerians are worth $200 billion.

>>18710190
dont tell me your went long last week haha

>>18710190
They'd have nowhere to put it

>>18710105
Yes, but I feel like I already missed the boat because I didn't get in on Friday.
>>18710046
TD.

Whose buying VZ at open?
They'll never lose money because people pay their cell bill before everything else

>>18710206
sounds like a gambling problem lad

>>18710221
nah dude he just needs to learn from his mistakes and get on the next big gainer

>>18710159
It's another CODX, with the added bonus of an insane amount of PR over the weekend due to their Healight, internal UV product that vindicates Trump. Premarket this morning is already well over 4 million.

Oil down 20%, going free fall again

>>18710057
vampire gabu > angel gabu

>>18710124
I wish US was this based, but they can't do shit because of all the iPhone factories in China.

>>18710168
>China covered this shit up and and withheld information that could have helped the world prepare.
I can guarantee they did that on purpose to drag everyone else down with them so they don't get weakened alone, and not just to save face.

>>18710124
It would be a bad precedent to let them win

I say they just go to war over it

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WITH OIL? I THOUGHT THE CRASH WAS OVER? THIS IS NOT EVEN THE END OF THE JUNE CONTRACTS, HOW IS THIS HAPPENING?

>>18710028
what is ET and why is it based?

I'm already in this far might as well ride the ship to the bottom boys.

I'd rather lose all my position than admit i was wrong.

>>18710235
looks like a great time to buy AYTU

>>18710235
I will literally never bet against Cheeto Man. I guess I'll go all in today. Thanks, anon.

>>18710262
>he actually bought oil

Trump needs to wake the fuck up and post some oil bait tweet

>>18710244
It was Reagan and Clinton, right?

Why does Nestle keep investing in AIMT? Their announced end feb purchases went through. They must have invested 500 mil in that stock already. Are they that afraid of peanut allergies or what the heck is going on?

what a thing of beauty. today is going to be a good day for everyone

>>18710270
bro...

>>18710262
I was desperately scrambling for puts but the european option market is such a banking scam that all June contract puts already expired last week. I hate this shit so much.

>>18710276
YOU NIGGERS TOLD ME IT WAS THE BOTTOM

lol

I wonder if USO will go sub $1 soon?

Once the big drop comes we will start going hardcore. Like Scooter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygWV__SMt7M

>>18710294
There is no bottom for oil, lol.

Got $1000 to spare anons, what should I go long on?

>>18710294
no one ever said there was a bottom for oil you retard

>>18710294
>thinking there’s a bottom when the last contracts went down to -40
Nigger what the fuck

>>18710302
Risky or safe?

>>18710289
Might as well excise the whole market except for amazon and tesla at this rate.

>>18710294
>the bottom, after oil went negative shortly before
big brain

>$13
>-25%
It's the end isn't it?

>>18710265
Pipeline company.

deutsche bank 11%+ today...good lord those cheap shorts

>>18710294
Kek

>He invested in a resource that's price is dictated by diplomacy when Trump is telling people to drink bleach

Sometimes Trump does things, but he can't fix oil. Everyone else is still making money from price gouging. American companies can't compete and Trump won't go full Bush and go to war over it so us oil is absolutely fucked

>oil is falling off a fucking cliff again
>futures still green

Guh

>>18710262
Listen GOY
It's over with Oil. Oil is no more

>>18710328
Are you banking on oil companies paying midstream pipeline corpos to hold crude?

>>18710302
RTX, CARR, BAM, DOW, ~$250 in each

>>18710265
Keystone pipeline

>>18710302
VZ to be safe
PSX calls to get rich as the country opens back up

>>18710336
>Trump won't go full Bush and go to war over it so us oil is absolutely fucked

There will be a false flag in the Straight of Hormuz this week.

>>18710312
Willing to be shilled either.

>>18710110

Should I sell before I loose everything?

>>18710265
they are my contractors and i have built 6 gas treating plants for them

Natty Gas > Oil

USO is totally going to collapse, right?

>>18710345
>>18710345
They're already working out deals for that
They also do more than just crude
Homes still need gas for their water heaters
Energy plants still need gas to burn to produce energy
They aren't go to suffer as much just because people aren't driving cars

How fucked would I be if I try pump some penny stock on my own under 2 different accounts? Position with my main account while trading the lowest lot size possible crabing the price up?

>>18710373
*contractee

>>18710371
what is everything

Last week I decided to recalibrate my strategy and start taking control of my 401k (or at least start telling my HR what dividend stocks to get) and switch my Robinhood account to pure swing trading. I'm probably going to sell most everything but T and put put half in QYLD so I can get a higher monthly dividend to help add to my swing bucks. Did good on oil last week, just waiting to get a feel for what's to be played on this week

>>18710376
Welcome to biomeme bagholding 101

>>18710376
Federally fucked

>>18710371
I have the feeling I should sell, should I ?

>>18710376
nobody's ever tried it before and you are going to be rich beyond your wildest dreams
you have both my blessing and admiration, anon
remember me when you make it

>>18710376
Also that shit is only possible on low volume. So what you are doing is currently being done to the entire market right now

>>18710391
>>18710384
my 2k in wti oil etf

>>18710391
>German
>RH
what? what app is that

>>18710343
What will replace it? Coal,tires,leaves? Enlighten us

>>18710124
Niggerians showing the way, they should ask for $200bn/year (adjusted for inflation) for 6 gorillons years

>>18710403
TradeRepublic probably. Fellow German traders, do you know any place where I can write options? Is real options trading even possible in Europe?

is it too crazy to buy zoom now with this dip?

>>18710403
RH? what does that even mean im a total newfag. Its trade republic app.

so we're hitting 290 today?

this is actually crazy honestly. if we break the resistance at 300 this week, then this really was all priced in a month ago.

>>18710405
Death.

>>18710360
GME unironically. They have more liquidity than market cap and still made money despite the corona lockdown. Activists(Hestia/Permit + Nintendo Reggie) coming in the absolutely incompetend board of directors. 100 mio $ still outstanding for stock buybacks. Only 300 mio $ market cap. Bond buybacks/ debt refinancing. 100% short interest. Share recalls due to proxy vote. Shorts are so fucked. This will squeeze.
Most interesting stock I have right now.
Alternatively ABEO. Huge cash and their drug works. They go to 5$. Likely buyout because they are rare disease. BO price 5-9$

>>18710417
Why do you use Trade Republic over justTrade?

>>18710418
>the bears didn't believe it when everyone was telling them we already bottomed out
sucks to be them

>>18710391
I thought germans weren't retarded?

>>18710414
IB is the only one i know

>>18710417
Robinhood, whats all the burger fags are using, looks like a 1:1 clone desu

>>18710422
there's a gamestop near me that never closed, which i've never been able to figure out
it could be because nobody ever goes there anyway though

>>18710422
If /biz/ offers some kind of explanation, it usually means you should do the opposite. Buying puts on $gme at open

>>18710437
IB? What is the full name?

>>18710443
I will remember you

>Half a month more and the US is gonna have the biggest unemployment rate in its history
>We less than 3 months in

So what guns are cheap right now?

>>18710430
Im new and this is the broker was recommended to me by many people. Also it has no fees other than 1€ per trade. Is justTrade better?

OH NONONONONO

>>18710438
You could still order it online and fetch it from the store.

>>18710359
I just cannot get over the fact it's the saudi's that are fucking us raw yet the neocon idiots in my government are trying to attack Iran

BUY MORE OIL

IT'S CHEAP I PROMISE

>>18710445
>buying oil
>ignoring OP's pastebin
>unable to google
truly astonishing

>>18710416
The US is working to replace it because it's chinese, can't imagine it making a comeback here

>>18710435
Am I retard for wanting to sell or for buying the etf in the first place lul?

>>18710221
Well, it's more retarded mistakes + not understanding what i'm doing + greed and feeling arrogant
>>18710231
Amen brother

>>18710479
he was being sarcastic dude, you will lose it all again

>>18710459
Whichever anon said he bought gm puts last week, good work, my dude

I have 500 dollars I want to get 4x return on. Where do I put it ?

>>18710124
40 Deaths and 1,273 infected $200 billion justified

>>18710458
justTrade has zero fees, but your buy orders need to be 500€, minimum and there is negative interest rates. Also no limit orders, but at least I don't need a fucking smart phone in order to trade. They also have a lot of partnerships with several ETF and derivative providers.

It's German Robinhood, but in a very early stage.

>>18710371
>loose
American education

NJ Gov saying they wont be able to pay teachers and fireworkers anymore in 4-6 weeks

>>18710046
>exchange
you mean broker, IBKR

>>18710416
>dip
Other than being inflated with the rest of the tech bubble its price point should be more like 5-10

watch bond yield rates

>>18710451
Short my position and buy puts on VZ, just so we're even lmaooooooo

Why would you want to buy something that jews are currently selling?

>>18710490
SPY puts.

>>18710490
kneepads and anesthesia

>>18710511
Can't. Eurofag here. No gme options. Long on stock

>>18710490
Calls on any company that beat earnings that were in the green to begin with

>>18710484
Why will I lose it all again? I've literally went with 100% of my investment account on some retarded 155 SPY 4/17 puts. Trust me that I will never do such thing again.

What I'm thinking of at the moment is to wait and see if SPY hits 300, if we do I'll purchase puts two months out in the range of 260-280

This bubble is not done and we're nowhere near "returning to normal" like President Bleach claims

Its not fair bros, the United States is an Oil country, we need to start a war or something.
What the fuck is the Oil Jew Mafia doing right now? Mother fuckers killed JFK for doing much less than whats going on right now.

Oil Jew where are you???? I fucking trusted you Oil Jews, you always came through in the past, but now when i put my trust in the kike you go and fucking do nothing nigger Oil Jews. I'm holding Idgaf, the second i sell Oil Jew will wake up.

>>18710490
Put it in an allied banking savings account and after about 12 years you'll get that 4x return. Assuming of course you don't treat yourself to mcdonalds bi-yearly off that sweet interest.

>>18710514
Weedbrah!
GET THE FUCK OUT

>>18710510
>Treasury Inflation Protected Securities all negative yield

really makes you think

Remember to never take advice from animefaggots. They're either trolling, losing all their neetbux on retarded trades or both.
There's a good reason they never ever screenshot their positions.

brainlet here gambling options for first time.
buying MSFT May calls @185 on open
How'd i do? Will i make it?

>>18710422
Thanks for the detailed input anon.

>>18710529
>he's a liberal
leave him to his tide pods

>>18710513
If you do the opposite of what the Jews want you to do you win.
>Sell your positions goyim! Dump!
>Shlomo! The goyim dumped! Buy!

>>18710529
>155 puts

yeah you're fucking retarded

>>18710490
SPY calls.

>>18710547

>>18710556
do $180.

>Buy over $60k of leveraged sell CFDs on oil for $19 when it begun to crumble.
>Close on $18.5 with over $5k profit.

AAAAAAAAAND THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY

>>18710556
What's your premium/breakeven

Unless you're 5+months out, the only thing that matters is your breakeven

Its a super risky position given Microsoft is close to an all time high but who knows

>>18710546
Implications?

>>18710376
What then? Are you going to sell to yourself?

>>18710490
in a shitcoin, the lower the market cap the better

>>18710533
>I fucking trusted you Oil Jews
>Trusting Jews
Found your problem son.

>>18710547
always remember that warren buffet is an anime fan

>>18710589
>I should protect my money against inflation
>Oh turns out this security is so overbought it has negative yield
>I lose money each year I hold this

>DKNG

>Not shorting oil and using the profits to long ET

Seriously NGMI

>Caterpillar downgrade

>>18710599
Given how much oil he bought after the first drop, I think he might be a /biz/nessman

>noooo not muh dividends
t. boombooms

>WTI on freefall again

Did those arabs reach port?

>>18710622
ET is a stupid boomer movie

shopify breaking ath today, could go either way after ding ding on 675ish

>>18710634
all of the tankers full of crude have been sitting in harbors together long enough that they started mating
supply is going exponential

>>18710639
Boomers rock you millennial tranny

>>18710618
The value and % of the coupon is fixed from the start, bro

K ima have to gamble on earnings calls to make back my losses

>>18710563
i'm not but trump is still stupid
>>18710569
i'm not but I've done retarded things, I'm unironically 140 IQ

>oil crashing again
>RTX opening above $64

>brazil getting fucked by pandemic, thousands dying every day
>their currency "reale" getting absolutly BTFO
>country on brink of revolution/coup
>ctrl-f "BZQ" 0 results on SMG

sounds about right, lets keep buying SPCE guys!

>>18710345
They are working with Texas to do so for ~2 million barrels.

>>18710657
3M calls

>>18710124
based niggas

>>18710679
Im doing NET

>>18710663
>I'm unironically 140 IQ
i'm unironically 150 IQ and there is zero chance you are above 125

>>18710634
>usa: gimme all your oil sandniggers or i throw bombs on ya
>arabs: here you go bro, hope your oil industry is going well

>>18710677
>shithole country being a shithole
cope

>>18710456
none, and most stores are sold out. manufacturers cant keep up with demand. extremely bullish signal for our future if you ask me

>>18710626
what?

>>18710166
Chinese Market is big enough for now

FTCH down 6%, hope it goes back to 10ish or below to buy in, this company will make some headlines in the future

>>18710166
>NIO is the Huawei of cars
What does this mean? I'm from Europe where Huawei has a market share of 18.1 %.

Is ET pretty safe?

>>18710749
Its guaranteed by the FPIC

>>18710533
>>18710467
>>18710342
Oil majors are going to start to cut dividend too. Thats the second wave of pain right there. Once they do that you will see oil companies crashing to near zero. Equinor was the first to cut and others will follow.
>>18710497
Nj anon here. Good fuck the teachers union. Useless wastes of money.

>>18710302
we are near the end of this fake recovery and about to take another dive, save your money and buy right after the next 10-15% crash. in the meantime to tide you over do day or swing trades on SOXL

JESUS OIL

how is this formation called?

ET or TRGP?

>>18710746
he's just rambling bs, nio will definitely gain from tesla being in china, but being a european you know that in eu no one will buy that shit

>>18710746
probably that increasingly no western governments trust Huawei, and will actively try to avoid them and maybe even ban them, as we are seeing with 5G

>>18710124
we should meme all the african countries into doing this. china will comply because they dont want to lose their investments in colonial africa

I just want to ride the new roller coaster at King's Island. Am I going to have to wait until 2021?
AAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18710776
pre-teen once more

>>18710776
>futures still green

>Theres still 3 weeks left of this contract
Oil is going to fucking collapse at this rate

>>18710800
>china will pay off a handful of african leaders and this shit will go away
FTFY

HELL IS COMING

>>18710810
probably gonna rebound a couple of times til then, exactly like last week

>>18710776
WHY ISN'T JEROME BUYING ALL THE CONTRACTS AND STORING THE OIL AT HIS HOUSES?

buy SCO

>>18710776
should I buy MRO

why are the yields suffering so badly? is Jerome and Trump not going pump them?

>>18710810
>>18710821
how do i profit from this? seems like im always late to the party for this kind of stuff, wtf do i do?

>>18710805
Collapse of the oil industry is bullish

Bros im stress eating again

>>18710820
AMD, BA, TSLA are gong to drag things down.

>>18710805
>>18710776
Oil collapse is priced in now. Oil will keep dropping but no one expects anything good from it. The rest of the market will move independently from it.

>>18710839
buy high, sell low

What’s this pattern called, /smg/?

>>18710839
Buy oil tankers and oil storage

>>18710820
today is BORING
the rest of the week after today is EXCITING

trump needs to nuke saudi arabia now

>>18710858
Jeromes coffee break

>>18710858
at the end of the contract, the will have like a cows feet pattern

>>18710854
>priced in

>>18710845
what are you eating?
I'm about to eat some potato chips ~
Frito Lay brand, salt and vinegar

>>18710773
>SOXL
yes. not right now, though. wait for the next drop

>>18710858
the spill

If BA doesn't rise to 136 today then I'm getting royally fucked on wednesday.

>>18710877
pb&j

>>18710891
tasty

>>18710876
Meme magic has caused priced in to go from a shitpost to being the underlying factor in the clown market.
Everything is priced in.

>>18710820
Fuck me.

>>18710820
earnings don't matter

>>18710820
Any burgers who have a feeling for Blue Apron? It skyrocketed because of the quarantine, but are people actually using it, or did investors just expect them to?

Imagine how much money you could make by shorting them if it turns out people didn't use it...

What we thinking of Zoom bros?
I hate that trash app but will it be rebounding today for short term gains??

lads, what should i get from McDs

>earnings don't matter

>>18710904
The dump is going to be Biblical.

>>18710820
>BA

why even bother drafting a report, we all know their earnings are zero

>>18710918
being stabbed to death by facebook as we speak
why would it rebound at all

why wont someone fucking kill me, is it too much to ask for someone to break into my house at night and stove my head in with a bar?

>>18710749
Not safe but I buy anyway for dividends. Went long during the keystone pipeline issues. 50% down on my investment right now but will buy more and hodl

>>18710820
calls on mcdonalds desu lad

$2.5 USO puts about to make me some money. Should I let them go, or greed?

>>18710929
Are you inferring to the recent release of Facebook Messenger Calls?

SHORT GM
SHORT GM

>>18710690
I'm gifted you moron, I've studied in school for gifted children and passed official tests

QQQ or VOO for a relatively safe long term ETF?

>>18710858
>>18710874

>>18710876
It unironically is priced in. The market doesnt always follow oil. Plus we know there is no more storage. Companies will be forced to cut all production.

>>18710924
In your dreams dumb bobo.

>>18710931
In old English, isn't stoving when you put something in one of those pots on a long handle and set it in the fire?

>>18710918
>Oh shit, facebook and others can effortlessly do this
-20
>Oh shit, they literally don't do anything else
-40
>Oh shit, they only make peanuts
-20
>Oh shit, tech is massively overinflated again
-60
Only at stage 1 right now.

What stocks do I buy to become a dividend chad?

>>18710946
dont greed

>>18710821
Last week it only rebounded because the May contracts expired. We have 3 more weeks until the June contracts expire. Oil is fucked this time.

>>18710977
Build a time machine
Go back to 1950
Buy KO stock with whatever change you had in your pocket
Come back to the present day and retire to an island of topless women

>>18710975
You make a good point my bro.
I'll be glad to see the one trick pony die a slow death then.

>>18710973
stove in means smash inward

>>18710964
oh sweet child

in other news
cramer on CNBC showing the severe effects of echo chamber by blurting out what everyone fully knows about NYC as if nobody thinks that about NYC

>>18710968
Based udder pattern, not bullish at all

>>18710845
What snacks? How can I profit ?

>>18711000
>Come back to the present day and retire to an island of topless women
what a waste of good money
honestly I would just become a NEET
max I'd buy my own house and buy a sweet rig but thats it

>>18710977
SPYD
BDCZ (is actually an ETN)

>buying oil
thanks for the donations

>>18710891
Peanut butter on top bread slice or bottom?

>>18710965
Well you're potentially buying etfs with the companies that pretty much hold the top market share of their respective indices, so either is a good pick. Just don't expect a doubling of your capital overnight, or do, who the fuck knows what's going to happen over the next year. Go 50/50

Aside from price action, key levels, and trend lines. What can I add to my TA setup that isn't pure meme?

>moving average
>MACD
>etc

>>18711031
You wish, schlomo. You’ll be giving me money for “buying” those barrels soon

>>18710977
Blue chips. JNJ, McDonald's etc. Oil stocks are cheap now if you want to risk it.

>>18711013
>COW
>udder pattern
kek

All in on ATHX

1000 dollar share EOY

>>18711053
electric cars will soon run on nuclear energy

>>18711045
Both and barely any jelly in the middle its like 85% peanutbutter

>>18711063
lol

nuclear cars will soon run on fusion reactors

here...we...go

>>18711067
Why would electric cars do well when oil is free?

>>18711063
tell me exactly what it will do today and i'll believe you and go all in tomorrow

>>18710302
American Eagle outfitters

>>18710834
Yes. Just do 50-100 shares to be safe. It will be HODL but you will double your money this fall

>FAAMG earnings will all fail this week
>Birx says social distancing will be until late summer, meaning - restricted consumer behavior, no tourism, restricted event sector, restricted gambling sector, restricted entertainment sector
>Apple cuts production by 20%
>Airlines wont be in profit for years
>Tesla will fail earnings hard
>GM is RIP, suspends dividends and stock buyback
>https://www.marketwatch.com/story/expert-who-called-the-2008-crisis-says-the-signal-to-sell-stocks-is-coming-soon-2020-04-27?mod=home-page
>Goldman once again on the only right side
And the stock market keeps pumping with zero volume, no basically dead volume if you take the average Sp500 volume.

Life is fun.

>>18710302
USO calls

>>18711052
EMA5 and EMA20 literally do better than 99% of all other TA "tools"

>>18710946
sell before you get jewed by the market masters like i did on friday with my 2.5 USO puts. they can halt it from trading at any time for however long they want

>>18710977
ET, MO, OHI

>>18710918
kek MSFT had a video conferencing app, called NetMeeting, bundled with windows 95b - XP. Didn't really take off cause the bandwidth to support it just wasn't around.

Got an extra $400 available for today's investing.

American airlines or United? I already have around $200 in AAL.

>>18711093
bullish

>>18711093
>FAAMG
>not FAGMAN

Are Bart patterns bullish?

>>18711093
I have a theory that if Tesla ever made actual net revenue, its investors would realize its just a car company and begin a biblical dump.

>>18711093
Blackrock > Goldman

>>18711109
Until it isn't anymore. The economic damage is tremendous

>>18710002
none of these

>>18711031
Sell your oil, helps the Jews
Buy oil, helps the Jews
What is it faggots?

is this a sell at open or a hold?

>>18711098
If I'm looking to day trade, from what I've learned and practiced so far.. 15min charts seem to click but I'm open to second opinions as I maybe using the wrong approach.

>>18711123
First time on /smg? Nuclear meltdowns are bullish here.

>>18710028
fuck mate>>18710046
broker? Stake

>>18710773
>sky is falling for the bears every day and every week
well I mean eventually you wont be wrong if you keep saying it, someday itll happen

>>18711136
For day trading I only use 1 / 5 mins. My price targets are +.25 per share.

>>18709983
Likely yes, low debt

>>18710834
Anything under $5 is a gift. Wait for winter. 12-14 a pop is not outta reach. They're still paying a divvy so while you wait, your growing your income/shares.

>>18711069
I like to keep the PB on the lower slice. Less like to stick to the roof of my mouth.

>>18711130
maybe... just maybe... jews running the world is just a thing /pol/tards made up so they can justify hating jews?

Imagine being long right now

>>18711180
LMAO is this real?

>>18710456
Go build an AR for 600-700. Aero is a good entry level choice. Every part except the lower receiver can be shipped to your door if you live in a free state. The lower will need to be shipped to an FFL holder, who will charge a small handling/background check fee to transfer it to you. To find an FFL, just call your local gun store and ask about transfers.
>>18710701
Not true anymore, never really was with online sales. Ammo is still scarce, you'll have to buy online and even then you won't have as many choices. I still can't find any Fiocchi 9mm hollowpoints.

>>18711189
Yes, retards bought ZOOM instead of ZM.

>>18711136
I love 15 minutes combined with 5 minutes for day trading spy options

>>18710302
NVAX.

>>18710858

The Donald Dump

>>18711197
>>18711180
There really is no "smart money" in the american exchanges, is there?

>>18711143
That's E-Trade
>>18710028

Thoughts on USAC? Dividend trap? I'm still JP Morgan downgraded them to $12 on Friday, but that fucking yield.

>>18711173
I rather think it’s just an excuse for their own personal failures.

UH OIL

LOL

i bought bno last week and am down 7% lol

>>18711234
Who cares? Futures going UP!

make a new thread, retards

>>18711234
We still need oil to live

new thread
>>18711287

>>18711180
Imagine the people who sold the "wrong zoom" at the peak! Lucky bastards.

>>18711130
The answer is to not touch it retard.

>>18710965
Tqqq and spxl you fucking pussy

>>18711108
Delta

>>18711108
bonds bonds & bond s

>>18710494
He's Canadian

>>18711291
Can you make it bigger to see link to new thread next time?