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>>18704886
Ask your wife's boyfriend

>>18704886
Open up sweatshops in those states and make masks.

>>18704886
Why short, go long, coronavirus is a hoax nothing more than a flu, they lied with the infection rate, much higher than previously thought, thus lowering real death rate which has been inflated by hospitals to get more bux... Benjamin Disraeli said it "there are lies, damn lies and statistics"

>>18705021
This. The entire coronavirus pandemic will go down in history as the biggest and most damaging example of mass hysteria to ever occur

>>18704886
Short the market at 100x leverage and get absolutely blown the fuck out like the dumb cuckold you are.

>>18704886
It's probably best you just keep drinking s*y milk and stay out of investing since you are too emotional

50000 dead in 4 weeks 2.5 million by end of may

>>18704886
markets will probably be up for the next week or two because of the reopen, but after infections soar and more people get fired or laid off because they got kicked off state unemployment dole and employerscan't afford them, then expect a crash

again, the reason the restrictions are being lifted is to reduce the state's unemployment responsibility. this will be bad and many more people will die in a second wave.

>>18705107
>many more people will die in a second wave.
lol

>>18704886
Ignore the folks who are being emotional.

Real answer is find companies that depend on manufacturing in those states and buy put options on them.

>>18704886
This is all you needed to know in Jan. You are too late.

>>18705088
>not thinking that infections will spike because of opening prematurely
Sure

https://youtu.be/8kkBseVTUow

>>18705021
Not sure if you have seen, but the new propaganda is the virus can travel on microparticles of pollution. They're trying to say it can travel long range without a living host body, in dry, hot, polluted air. Top fucking kek

>Shorting states that decided to put the economy above the paltry amount of elderly/fat/infirm folk who are going to actually die to this disease

Let me know every single trade you make for the next few months so I can make big cash fading your dumb ass

>>18705292
The fuck are you blathering about?
The elderly fat and infirm are getting this covid bullshit(allegedly)and are recovering with ease.

>>18705288
so why are we staying 6 feet from each other, what the fuck.

Can we tokenize the states and speculate on their value?

>>18705324
To prevent social unrest.
Remember anon, we are in the middle of depression and this fantasy virus has ridiculous fucking laundry list of symptoms that are PERFECT for allowing the government to stomp out social unrest and many constitutional rights and decimate small businesses and allow for the forcing of THE VACCINE the FINAL SOLUTION.

>>18705353
fuck i hope you get removed from the gene pool. do not fuck anyone, it's a hazard

>>18705305

>the fuck are you blathering about

Imagine, this fucking moron who doesn't realize 95% of deaths are old people and unhealthy pieces of shit deciding to make a big bet

Buy peaches

>>18705095
this

>>18705107
>many more people will die in a second wave

you idiots are so desperate to not be wrong about this virus that you're moving the goal posts and creating new conditions in your head. Eat a shotgun brother.