/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18701155

>>18701155
Fuck off asshole I just got ghosted by a girl like this

>>18701155
Daily reminder that love can come out of nowhere even when it isn't being sought after.
If a fat retard like me can get a petite engineering major christian gf so can you.

>>18701155
whore costs 100€
you can buy love

wtf my gf is like this but doesn't like dogs and doesn't say "dork"

>>18701155
I've known this for a decade you dickhead

>>18701155

>>18701155
>big boobs
>picture shows small boobs

Seek the Creator, not creatures.

>>18701200
me too bro i know that feel

>>18701155
Women are incapable of love.

>>18701197
Larp

>>18701155
a tranny made this image

>>18701155
Imagine putting women on a pedestal. Imagine being such an eternal beta simp

>>18701155
>projecting your ideals on an extremely needy literal child-tier gf

be very careful what you wish for.
When you have to fucking skype her because she got scared someone came into the apt while she was in the bathroom, you'll remember.
When you have to suffocate every fucking night with necessary nightly cuddles after the longest day at work, you'll remember
When you'll want to do to things outside of her vanilla comfort zone, you'll remember
>but baby, im just a wiw tender uWu can we pies not do hardcore stuff

fucking HELL. project more you incels

You apathetic, misogynistic, soulless, cold hearted bastards will never experience this. You guys sure love to hate on women, I wonder if you guys feel the same about your mother. I hope you all die alone and never bear any children into the world, I can’t imagine them having a father like you.

>>18701393
All women are whores

>>18701250
theyre incapable of genuine freindships either
women have no honor
they stab each other in the back for sport

>>18701393
this image is so sad. little children just looking for some support from a woman

so, so sad. You don't need this anons. Women need a support group. Men have to pick themselves up or its over for you in this race. Some other man will come and roll over you himself

>>18701351
>you would throw away a girl because you can't make her do ass to mouth anal and punch her in the nose and because she cuddles you too much

>>18701171
Honestly, the emotion and value of crappy meme pics like these capture the average man's everyday life so well. Like Rembrandt art or other depressing paintings of the past

>>18701234
Oh no :(

>>18701222
Checked.

Based and ascended pilled.

>>18701465
At this point I'm starting to believe that we truly are just pod people in the Matrix.

>>18701465
The only reason we even learn of these popular artists of the past is because there was no medium like the internet. To get your paintings or shit saved for centuries you had to be really popular. These days if someone drew the Mona Lisa people would think it looks trash and not that good.

>>18701155
fuck off mossad

>>18701456
>won’t go out with her because she won’t do the gawk gawk double handed fist combo while licking your ass

>>18701155
this is my wife. haha imagine being an incel and never experiencing the glory of a real woman who loves you

>>18701551
bet she still believes in fairy tales like imaginary men in the sky too

>>18701556
You see, now, this is a MAN. Congratulations for not being like these low test beta males. They always say they hate women, when in reality, they’re scared to even talk to a woman. Can’t even make eye contact longer than a second before looking away.

>>18701456
>>18701551
You're slightly exaggerating, but you're right. I don't see the issue with what you posted. I've done this before, I'll do it again.
Cuddles get real fucking boring real fucking fast when you're doing this with someone who is filling in a child's role in your relationship. You think this is all funny because you're an incel, but the reality is that it is not much more fun to look after a cute young woman who acts a child in your relationship than it is to look after a manchild, i.e. you, you fucking incels.

>>18701155
She sounds way too high maintenance.

Protip, women are the devil. Find one you can control and who has a high libido and forget the rest. Fap to get rid of the wanderlust

>>18701393
>>18701234
>>18701155

This is some cringy shit. Go outside right now!

>>18701636
cringe, i've had a gf like the OP diagram for half a decade. i don't care that her body is cold and mine is warm at night, and i don't care that she doesn't let me force giant dildos into her anus or let me piss on her. some things matter more to me than that.

>>18701155
OP are you fucking a golden retriever?

>>18701675
Yea, of course. Letting her you use you like an emotional wallet while someone else (I) pump semen in her rectum is the way of life for you betas

>>18701693
sorry that your previous relationship didn't work out for you manlet

>>18701502
We're all just spinning atoms at the end, not much different from a rock.

>>18701393
My mother. And my sister. And my sister's friends who came over to play with my sister. And her friends. And her friend's friends... They all were unappealing. Maybe it's chance? It could be that my environment (and by extension the internet) is absolute trash. Or maybe there's a pattern. Appealing to Freudian types of psychology in the 21st century also doesn't really put you into a good light. What will you preach to us about our repressed anal phase next? Kek.

>>18701155
>white girl owning dogs
red flag

>>18701699
>height insults
wow, you're certainly not projecting what you're insecure about. don't worry, that salty aftertaste you felt when you kissed your """gf""" wasn't semen for sure

>>18701155
There's a girl like this who is into me right now. We've fallen for eachother the last few months. Thing is she is engaged but I know she would leave her fiance for me in a heartbeat if I ran the idea past her.

Problem is she has had like 3 or 4 sex partners in the past and is 26 years old. So I've decided to not pursue it. Shame really. If she was 20 and a virgin she'd be a fucking catch. She's wonderful.

>>18701756
>Thing is she is engaged but I know she would leave her fiance for me in a heartbeat if I ran the idea past her.
Whoa, we got a Rico suave here, don’t we. Please don’t steal my wife, I’m so scared.

>>18701756
lmao, literally describing an emotional whore with child-level maturity
that's another thing about women like this. you think you're the only one she is like this with. Keep thinking that.

>>18701751
just trying to figure out why you might get so defensive when someone says that they don't care if their girlfriend prefers normal sex, lmao
fucking kike

>>18701756
Good choice anon. If she would be willing to leave her husband like that there's nothing to say she wouldn't do the same to you 5 years down the road once the novelty wears off.

>>18701155
I'd rather die alone and comfy than on a couch in a basement after divorce.

>>18701393
I recently started to hate my mom after I realized how much of a narcissist she is. I don't think her new husband can stand her either, he looks miserable.

Personally I'd be willing to pay a woman 250k to father a son if artificial wombs aren't available in 10 years

>>18701756
>If she was 20 and a virgin she'd be a fucking catch. She's wonderful.
>She is engaged and would leave her fiance in a heartbeat for the fiery passions of a new lover

???

>>18701155
>very vanilla
I'm not interested in this anymore, I would just get bored way too fast even if she was 10/10. I know that probably isn't a good thing, but it is what it is.

>>18701756
>Problem is she has had like 3 or 4 sex partners in the past and is 26 years old
Was she not supposed to have her own life experiences before you? She just should’ve been locked in cage and released only when you’re ready huh? These guys wanting virgins are the BIGGEST KEKS. You’re literally so insecure that a cock has been inside her by different men, and enjoyed it, that deep down, you know if you were with her, you’d feel like she would compare to her past experiences and you would feel inadequate. Cuck boy. Women like sex, they have sex, she doesn’t have to be a virgin for you.

>>18701155
kys you cuck

>>18701844
cringe and jewpilled

>>18701155
My current gf it is like that but she wants beagles, im fine but she needs to much attention so it can be annoying some times.

>>18701802
>my gf prefers it this way!!
>she likes it when her bf fucks her anus and I drink his cum out!
protip: sex is there for the woman to please the man. she gets pleasure out of satisfying you, and if she places constraints on what you want to do, it is over. she's using you
you'll remember me when you find out she's been sipping CumFlurry from McDick's on the side, while you were cuddwin with her uWu becaush it hurts a wiw when we do it how you wike

>>18701861
i don't care about sex at all. i'm not a cut mutt kike coomer like yourself, i have better things to care about. i haven't tried to force any perversions onto her and if i did i'd be glad if she rejected them.

>>18701820
>>18701808
>>18701797
>>18701791
lol you faggots always bring me down to earth. her fiance is some short chubby neckbeard who plays videogames all day because he got laid off two weeks ago. she really deserves better, but like I mentioned - she doesn't meet my own criteria.

I might just bang her before I leave town for a new job.

>>18701844
I don't take sloppy seconds. Too high of likelihood for a divorce.

>>18701889
You dont even have a gf, what are you talking about?

>>18701918
why would i bother lying?

>>18701197
based

>>18701155
My GF is like this but is fat, is chubby and I enjoy it.

>>18701889
>no libido low t beta
Honestly, I'm a little surprised you came out and admitted that. I take all of my insults back, you have much bigger things to worry about.

Stay strong, anon. You can still blossom and conquer the world with your seed, just don't settle. Strive for better things.

So you fucked up your life. Oh well. Who cares.
>says increasingly hopeless man

>>18701155
>>18701393
So tulpaposting is back

>>18701155
please delete this.

>>18701950
And if that isn't enough.

>>18701197
how did you meet

>>18701844
I don’t know why roastie is mad. You don’t date neckbeards anyway

>>18701947
enjoy your porn.
i'm sure if you could advise our ancestors one thing it would be to force their wives into accepting and engaging in any number of jewish pornographic perversions. that would've bettered the race.

>>18701155
My girlfriend is literally this. She even calls it "squish". Uncanny.
Shit's pretty cash btw bros, in case anyone was wondering

>>18701970
You see that old, lonely man looking at this chad filming his girlfriend?

Yeah, that's gonna be you.

>>18702028
I doubt that, because I don't leave the house.

thinkin of you anons out there

>>18702016
My GF used to be like that, it doesn't last forever
Which is a good thing because it got hotter when she put on a little chub
Maybe she should even put on some more....

>>18702092
Based and architect pilled

>2020
>Still believing women are capable of loving men

Shit nigger what are you doing

>>18701155
>You’re gonna die alone
We all live and die alone, faggot

>>18701155
This is my gf. Made her settle for a kittentho

>>18701844
>Was she not supposed to have her own life experiences before you? She just should’ve been locked in cage and released only when you’re ready huh? These guys wanting virgins are the BIGGEST KEKS. You’re literally so insecure that a cock has been inside her by different men, and enjoyed it, that deep down, you know if you were with her, you’d feel like she would compare to her past experiences and you would feel inadequate. Cuck boy. Women like sex, they have sex, she doesn’t have to be a virgin for you.

>>18701222
>Seek the Creator, not creatures.

>>18702404
most men are just angry that they cant lock down a younger girl and have to settle with one thats already in her mid 20s and already used

like going to the market at 5pm on a friday, you know what youre going to get but you still haggle you know

>>18702016

>>18701351
Sounds alright to me as long as she cooks dinner when I get home.

>>18701155
Jokes on you nigger I’m sitting next to my soulmate, my partner, my friend. Our life together is so fulfilling we want for very little. If you don’t stop trying you’ll find yours, it took me a really long time and tons of retarded cringe destructive scarring mistakes.

TLDR don’t stop believing.

>>18701155
This is really pathetic.

>>18701844
keep trimming those beef curtains whore, you literal Z tier skank.

>>18702512
>Sounds alright to me as long as she cooks dinner when I get home.
Typically cuck, manchild who’s been sucking on his moms tit for so long he expects his partner to cook for him too. Pathetic

>>18701844
another karen dumpher.

dumpher. dump her.

>>18701155
19 “Do not lay up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy and where thieves break in and steal; 20 but lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust destroys and where thieves do not break in and steal. 21 For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.

>>18701155
>>18701393
Both of these reek of mental illness.

>>18702531
Is she the image you just posted?

>>18701844
>Was she not supposed to have her own life experiences before you? She just should’ve been locked in cage and released only when you’re ready huh?

It allows you to cast a wider net and expand your reach

>>18701756
>falling for a woman ready to cheat on her man
What the fuck are you doing?

>>18701844
You'd better have a vagina sething so hard. Women have standards and so do men. Stop screeching if you don't meet many mens' criteria.

>all these people itt with gfs
>all these people with nice GFs
I was pretty content with embracing hermeticism and now I got the FEELS. How can I overcome this devastating lonelines frens?

Imagine thinking you need a woman in order to be happy.

>>18701171

>>18702900
HOLY SHIT! How did they get a cat to dance like that!?

>>18702724
She's been hurt in the past so she ended up with a guy who is really safe. By "safe" I mean he is a slug as I described here >>18701903
She likes to dance, sing, play instruments, etc. She is very people oriented. She also never explicitly stated she is willing to cheat. I'm just picking up on strong vibes form her that she'd like to be with me (whether that means living him first or not).

>>18702092
Patrician pilled

>>18701171
>>18701211
>>18701250
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>>18701433
>>18701455
>>18701556
>>18701952
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>>18702900

Yeah women don't love men unconditionally like men do to women. Only women can love children that way, while men love both. A woman can love a man though, but its based on how he makes her feel(admiration). So If you exhibit traits that make her feel safe, tickle her vaginny, and garner respect in general she will be an excellent mate. She will automatically divert responsibility of her life on to your as much as she can figure out how too, and be estatic doing so. She basically has to think you are superior to her without you directly telling her, just by showing. Although if she behaves poor you must be firm but loving. A woman just wants to feel things as much as possible but doesn't feel safe to do that if her partner is weak and emotionally insecure. If a woman feels at though she can do that you will have a loyal and submissve wife/GF who follows and always wants to please because she knows you will genuinely take care of her needs in all facets of life.

That being said with the way things are in society now, most women are taught to believe and behave in an opposite manner. Most men also will just use their holes and are not good men.

I'm 29 now and fucked this kind of relationship up twice. If I get a 3rd chance I will absolutely not. I have taken care of myself so its likely I can potentially pull a woman 7-9 years younger.

>>18703352
>I have taken care of myself

Can you expound?

I'm >30 and never had a gf. AMA

>>18701903
>i don't take sloppy seconds
>i might bang her

?

>>18703407
also
>/biz/ - Business & GFs

>>18701155
>cums really easily

some of you may never realize it, but this is one of the most important things in any relationship. I've had many girlfriends/partners and if the relationship is going to last - you both are going to need to be able to make each other cum very easily. It's actually fucking crucial.

>>18701465
>capture the average man's everyday life so well
All my friends are married and have become dads over the past 5 years.
I'm like to only sad and lonely fuck left... in this world.

>>18701649
>Go outside right now!
and then?

yall niggas gay and this thread is lame

>>18701155
jokes on you im autistic

>>18703381
I work out, intermittent fast (modified keto diet), still have most of my hair, have had about 20 alcoholic drinks in the last decade and never smoke cigarettes, meditate, microdose CBD oil, infrequently eat marijuana concentrates and consume psychadelic mushroom tea every 3-4 months.

possible. I only eat wholefoods, grass fed butters dairy and the cleanest cuts of meat, healthy fats, lots of green vegetables, spring water, coffee, honey, dark chocolate eggs, herbs, onion, garlic, fresh cold pressed juicing of vegetables as well etc you get the idea (if interested I'll gladly give a full list) since I was 19. My starchy carb intake is low, mostly potato and occasionally rice. I haven't had my immune system compromised in almost 4 years. I eat maybe at best 10gs of refined carbs and sugars, and most days it's zero.

I also stretch for better circulation and sometimes trauma release exercises, but I need to do more research on those.

I also drink Crio Bru which is organic ground dark chocolate bean brewed like coffee. Instead of caffiene it has theobrohimine a cardiac stimulant that creates a more slow rising energy. Fresh pressed juicing green vegetable blends is the fountain of youth though. This is off the top of my head, basically I perfect the bottom 3 chakra points that are suvival based. Food, drugs intake, sleep cycles, and sex. Orgasms too frequently are bad for men the older you get. At 18-22 it doesn't matter as much, but if you do it too much in a day it lowers test and raises prolactin. Reward but no tangible value gained. Deep controlled breathing as well to channel that reserved sexual energy upward, or you will have to much tension in the sack region. Sexual transmutation/Tantra. I'd have to get into to more specifics. You can still have sex if you train your PC and anus muscles well, just don't blow your load all the time. Anything you can do to increase test naturally as well. I'm insane about self improvment

>>18701155
heh that basically describes my gf

>>18701455
This is true, I’ve been with broken women and will help them along the way but the moment I show vulnerability it’s over. Have spent majority of my adult life looking for a reciprocal relationship.

>>18701970
me on the left waiting for my order

>>18703546
>still have most of my hair

How? This worries me most as I grow older.

>>18703546
>if interested I'll gladly give a full list
I'm very interested. Our lifestyles are not dissimilar.

Where can one get Crio Bru? Sounds awesome, do I need to order online? Calorie free like coffee?

>>18703567
Same, except mine has tiny boobs.

>>18703546
this sounds like a full time job?
what do you do to afford this millionaire lifestyle?

>>18703587

Any thing that inhibits proper circulation in your body or creates too much stress response and inflammation fucks you. If you are in a stress response or low circulation the first things to see damage are hair, skin, and nails. I'm starting to see some thinning. I think its genetic not sure I can do much there but its still long and people routinely think I'm about 23 or so not 29. Red light therapy is something I'm looking into to stop and potentially reverse the hair thing. My dad has been doing it for arthritis pain in his shoulder and after some research apparently its just good for you in general. They make expensive hats that beam you for 6 minutes a day. You have to commit everyday for at least a year though to make it work. Refined sugar and carbs is another culprit on hair loss and bad skin. Most people are eating 100's of grams of those, which are also empty calories with almost zero nutrients, a day when it should be more like 10 or less as I previously suggested. I eat 0 to 10gs in one day and one can of Mountain has around 56g for example. I haven't had candy or soda in almost a decade, but refined sugar is in everything nowadays its hard to avoid. I get some in breads or pastas but I carefully monitor it.

What you don't understand is you don't directly buy true love. You use the money to improve yourself, you must love yourself first before someone else does.

>>18703546
>>18703652
ever been told that, perhaps, you are gay?

>>18703352
snap out of it, women are designed to monkey branch between partners, you either make sure youre always at the top of the candidate list or make her dependant on you, the later has been eleminated by governments sadly

many people don't understand why divorce rates are so high compared to 50 years ago until they look at settelment laws and emancipation benfits over the past years.
As soon as 50% of assets division became a thing while also being assisted by goverment subsidise was introduced divorces sky rocketed because divorce became profitable and women did what women do, monkey branching.

>>18701155
This is very close to my wife. But she doesn't wear flower crowns. Currently on the phone with her sister, t-shirt and panties. Very squishy.

Girls generally aren't attracted to you until you are comfortable being alone. It's a weird scenario but it's how it works. Literally just be yourself.

>>18701155
reminder there is no such thing as true love unfortunately

>>18703621
https://criobru.com/

I buy 5 to 10lb at at time for best pricing. Usually you can get 10% off if you search for online coupon codes too.

It has 10x the anti oxidants of blueberries and is the most anti oxidant rich source on the planet. Zero calories, zero fat when brewed although if it sits at room temp you will see some fat strands sort of life coconut oil almost its just neglible, contains serotinin( its chocolate after all), is an aphrodisiac, minor stimulant, lower acidity than coffee. You want a nutrient dense diet, where you lean a bit on the alkaline Ph scale. You have to eat raw vegetables as well but the fresh cold juicing does allow you to supplement a lot. You can eat cooked food for every single meal. Too many acids will fuck you up but are still needed.

I'll try to compile a full list of foods I keep in the home. I basically only cook every meal from scratch from base ingredients. I have lots of staples I barely have to think when I go to the store (Aldi's primarily)

>>18701155
my gf is like this and i hate golden retrievers and the simple 9-5 2 and a half kids normie bullshit they stand for.
Gunna break up with her soon, she drives me nuts. Just need to wait for her to actually make savings as I cant kick her out while shes broke.

>>18703587
Genetics

>>18701982
School
Im in it for Biology and Zoology
>Wanna be an entomologist
Shes in it for Mechanical Engineering
>She wants to design prosthesis .
We hit it off and caught feelings for each other pretty quickly. Shes a chubby chaser which works for me because I look like Penn Jillete.
I liked her because she is fit, fun to be around, motherly and has very strong future prospects.

>>18703652
>Refined sugar and carbs is another culprit on hair loss and bad skin.

You’re on the money right now, anon. Can you expound on this too?

>>18703647

Its a time investment for sure, not a monetary one. I worked in fast casual dining and upscale restuarant management from 20 to 28. I recently quit my job a few month before Corona because I was making more from swing trading LINK futures and have a nice stack I DCA'ed since late 2017 through late 2018. The pay, dealing with corporate, and overall time investment at the job sucked, but it gave me an understanding of food/cooking/nutrition plus my own studies. The skills I gained were incredibly valuable and it allowed me to streamline those time investments at home. I'm actually looking to buy a commercial line cart for my home like they use in restaurants. I do lots of food prep at one time but the refrigerated line cart next to my gas stove would be clutch.

https://www.centralrestaurant.com/Kratos-Refrigeration-69K-769-29-inW-Sandwich-Salad-Prep-Table-8-Sixth-Size-Pan-Capacity-c97p540294.html

if she breathes

>>18703675

Idk why you are hating? Projection perhaps you can't even manage to one thing on that list for more than a week probably.

>>18703719

They are, and they won't monkey branch if you are superior...be that? Also who gives a fuck what women actually do or think. Just have some kids by a decent woman and then raise them. Children>wife. If you are set up right you can get custody over her if she tries to divorce rape you. Hell I probably won't get married anyway just have kids with a woman, I'm only attached to her then until the kid is 18.