/biz/ - Business & Finance

>be me
>is gay

/thread

>>18700635
Why are you so fucking OCD, he obviously likes coins? That's why he has so many you dumb idiot.

>>18700635

>First job
>cashier at popular store in popular mall
>customer comes
>give her total, bag her items
>exchange monies
>sir i am short 20$ in change you did not give me
>wtf.exe
>uh.. i gave right change, it shows on the receipt
>no i am missing 20$
>sorry cant give u mony
>call manager
>look at cameras
>lady walks out says no time to deal with this shit

I love this pasta

you sound pathetic op

>>18700681
>be me
>be 11
>walk mile and half to store
>mom gives me $10 to go to mcdonalds and buy whatever i want, bring the change back to her
>i buy 2 cheeseburger meal
>about ~4.10 at this time
>sheboon gives me back 90 cents
>waiting to get my other $5
>she hands my bag of food and tells me to have a nice day
>i ask her where my $5 is
>she starts yelling at me for trying to pull that type of shit
>i'm confused but people are looking at me bad so i just leave
>go home and give mom 90 cents
>"it cost 9? whatd u get"
>explain to her what happened
>she gets pissed at me for not doing anything and just leaving. also says we shouldnt go back to that store
>i go to my room and just play runescape for a while
>food tasted notably worse
on the one hand i shouldntve been a pussy, on the other hand i was 11 and some obese sheboon nig nog started screaming at me in public and i just wanted my five dollars. god i fucking despise african american females

>>18700909
>i'm confused but people are looking at me bad so i just leave
What a fucking beta

>>18700635
I can't believe people are still using cash.

>>18700635
> Be me go to grocery store
> Need change for laundry
> Base my choices around ending up getting 3 quarters back
> Faggot cashier demands I give him change so he can give me a dollar bill
> Shake my head, and before I can say a word as to why he snatches coins from hands screeching
> Wrestle coins back talk to the manager
It was fucking weird bros, he was so insistent I take a dollar back

>>18700933
he was 11, retard

>>18700635
>First job
>First week
>Black guy walks up to the counter
>Hands me a reloadable Visa card he took off the gift card rack
>”uh yea nigga i need *cough* five hundred on this cord...”
>He hands me the cash and his ID (which I look over extra carefully because he’s from out of state)
>Process the transaction and put the larger bills in the drop box
>Pat myself on the back for handling a relatively complex transaction so well on my own
>Rest of the day is slow
>Manager comes over to zero out the drop box at lunch
>”Anon, look at this”
>He holds up the most blatantly counterfeit $100 bill(s) I have ever seen
>He reports it to Loss Prevention
>Upper Management calls later that week to confirm that I’m being fired
>Mfw

>>18700635
How do you know he didn't need those coins, man?
Some people use them to do laundry

>>18701044

No excuse.

Bet his cunt ass got killed in the wild too.

>>18701120

Ah man, fuck niggers.

We need the coins for other stuff you dense fucker. Now do your job and give me the fucking coins.

>be me
>working as a waiter at dennys
>women in her mid 40s is seated
>sets her purse on the floor
>30 minutes later I have to mop the bathrooms so my coworker takes over the table
>finish mopping and wash my hands
>come out, lady is pissed and yelling at my coworker
>reply your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>i rush over and ask the women what happened
>her son comes back from outside
>when I finish at work go to my car but notice that it is in another space

>>18700635
you're a moron.

>>18700635

>Be me
>Sunday morning church got out
>Go to Ralphs to pick up bread and ham
>Try to pay for it with a $5 bill
>Autistic_Screeching.wav
>Gesturing at my coin pouch I use for the laundromat
>Inform him I'm perfectly okay with getting change
>Brick_Wall.jpeg
>Gets more and more upset
>Won't take my $5 bill
>Eventually he lunges at me to grab the change
>After wrestling with me he manages to get the coins
>Mfw I punch his lights out
>Mfw the manager gives me an extra dollar
>Mfw the stupid kid got fired and cried something about going back to NEETdom and something about making a thread about this
Life is good boys

>>18702653
Based

>>18701911
your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>18701911
your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>18702653
kek'd

>>18700635
Wtf is your deal
Prolly a collectible coin or his bus fare you fucking coin autist

>>18702653

>>18701120
god i hate niggers

working as a pleb at mcfaggets. Fucked one slut manager with a boyfriend and dated another manager for a year. Managers and staff routinely forming relationships and shit which was supposed to be against company policy. Absolute farm house.

>>18700909
she took the $5 for sure. probably does that all the time and people don't want to seem racist so they just accept the loss of money.

>>18700909
>god i fucking despise african american females
this is whats called a formative experience. That $5 taught you a valuable lesson for life

>>18700635
Old pasta

>>18704271
Lmao at these newfags

>>18701120
Dumbass

>be me
>first day on first job ever at pharmacy
>in store when I see an elderly man come to pick up medication
>he sits down in one of those "take a seat" cushioned chairs
> couple of minutes go by and then hear what i could best describe as a snoring/rattling sound
>couple more mins go by and paramedics rush in, realize the man died.
>RIP man, said a prayer for you.

>>18701911
your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>18700635
>be me
>autistic
>8 inch dick
>go to work at the lumber mill and forget my juice box
>fly into autistic rage and push the foreman into the saw blade
>blame it on the juice
>the juice did it
>the jews

>>18701911
your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>18701536
>>18701980
This is a copypasta.

>>18700635
Are you really going to post this again? Again dude YOU are the asshole here. Not him he didn't want to give his coins to some greasy retard. Maybe he likes to save them.

>>18701120
I had a similar experience when I worked at a movie theater but I realized it was fake at the last minute. Two niggers came in and bought the cheapest things from concession they could, I rang it up and looked at the $100 and it looked fake as fuck it had the blue stripe on it but it was printed on, they also asked what the cheapest item they could buy was.

>>18700909
I saw a fat black landwhale in the store with her 3 kids. No mask or anything taking her kids out in public. She was coughing the entire time too, the stupid fucking <85IQ ape.

>>18700635
That old man had silver quarters in there you fucking retarded smooth brain

>be me, "essential" fast food worker
>store is devoid of customers basically for like 2 hours before closing
>15 minutes before closing people magically appear in droves
I don't know how people can be so taken aback when they find that the cashier isn't all smiling and happy when they do shit like this

>>18700635
>be me
>get hired at a "fancy" bar on friends recommendation
>get interviewed
>sign away my maximum weekly hours limit
>literally start as soon as interview ends
>get asked to mop floors, wipe down barries, restock glassware, wash shit, clean tables, the usual shit
>find out how fucking digusting the whole cocktail making process is
>shit hygine standards with dirty glassware, stale ingredients, always under pouring alcohol and masking it with flashy bartending shit
>rancid day old juices kept at room temp that you just mix with simple syrup and it's all gucci again
>most of the dumb fucks in the same positon as me are literally just hanging out in the kitchen and cutting fruit for the entire shift and then fuck off home after a few hours
>people taking smoke breaks every 5 minutes
>dontsmoke.jpg
>no official break times, have to ask permission to feed myself
>started at 6pm
>it's now 3am and bar is finally closed
>"hey anon, you wanna change all the glassware to plastic since tomorrow is the big game?"
>"uh, sure I guess"
>feels like i'm the only person doing any fucking work while everyone else is just chatting and hanging out
>voice and hearing completely fucked from loud obnoxious music all night
>it's now 8am
>14 hours on my first day
>"okay, anon, we'll need you here to help open"
>opens at 12pm
>4 hours until my next shift starts after literally doing a 14 hour shift with no food and no sleep by the time I get home
>manage to get a couple of hours sleep
>get to work
>it is fucking packed already when I get there just after 12
>go to my boss and tell him I wanna quit on the busiest time of the year
>"Fuck off then!"
>Go home feeling fucking good man, except for the fact im tired and hungry as fuck
>will never get my 130$ for the 14 hour shift, because nobody actually put me in the system

No amount of pussy that bartending yields can justify working this shit ass job, not to mention putting up with all the retards who work there.

>>18700909
God I loved Runescape

>>18701624
Don't get 2 spec'd faggot

>>18700635
>be me
>commercial painter
>first year.jpg
>”anon, go ahead and get in that boom lift and drive it around to the side we’re painting”
>high from the drive in
>hop in basket
>floor it
>loudfuckingcrash.exe
>2014 F150 parked directly in front massive steel counterweight on lift
>guy comes out
>literally yells FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU—
>mfw the owner of the company shows up and pays the guy $300 to fuck off while we laugh about it

>>18705549
Sue for the $130

>>18705413
>15 minutes to closing
So you didn't take their orders you would have been prepping to close. Anyone already inside eating can finish up but new orders? How dumb is your boss?

>>18705612
Taught me basic economics lol

>>18702653
Based

>>18705549
>put me in the system
Lack of planning on their part isn't your problem. Document your shit and get the money.

>>18705628
Lol gf kid u tried

>>18700635
this is an old /b/ copypasta, except I think you added the $1.30 part as OC.

>>18701911
>your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>work overnight shift in gas station in NH
>we love heroin in NH
>some of us more than others
>this guy in a 98 dodge ram with like the sheet metal of a dryer welded onto the quarter comes in and asks for a pack of crowns
>crowns are the worst cigarettes marlboros cost $6.50 these cost $4.30 recycled tobacco
>guy is all bent and wrinkled looks like human jerky infected with small pox
>has syringe behind ear
>tries to pay with pennies

I walked home bros

I took PTO that day

>>18705795
i would punch debra so fucking hard in the face if she tried this shit with me

>>18701911
your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>grocery store, first job
>2 nigs come in at night (nigs @ night)
>flashy dressed
>one buys a $1 item and pays with a 50 or a hundred or something
>shortchanges me and also swipes my phone when I'm not paying attention

After I realized I was so angry I was sweating

Why are you all larping.that you had bad experiences with blacks?

>Worked at an Albertsons
>we got transferred to various Tom Thumbs and our store was shut down.
>The Tom Thumb got a newer POS system that we already had. It was so new everyone had trouble with it but I didn't because I was a bagger/cart pusher & cashier. Despite this they got mad if I asked to be put on a register.
> I was the ONLY bagger/cart pusher at a time
>our store closed = everyone now came here
>the managers want clear of carts 24/7. no batch runs
>the parking lot to the store is downhill meaning you can't push huge stacks because they'll just slip off. Before I'd push 10+ carts at a time uphill to the store
>the bagging system was inefficient despite being newer than our our apparently ancient store.
pic related. I hated this the most
>old store had a button for you to lean on as a cashier to make the conveyor belt push groceries to you and a button to lean on to spin a large circular table AND had a bagging station right next to the scanner
>new store had an automatic conveyor belt that spammed you with groceries, a 1 way convener belt that created a shit heap after 5 groceries, and the cashier bagging station had to be walked to. Nope. not next to the scanner
>nonstop busy, get reprimanded a lot
>at the end of the night, I had to do all returns, all restrooms, all trash, all wipe downs, go through 2 aisles of freezers (2 aisles with freezers on both my left and right) and get everything to stand upright which took 2 hours and you had to literally climb on the shelves to do it and they'd just keep falling down and I'd get yelled at next day about it
>also I didn't get a raise despite everyone else getting a raise when transferring over. This had to do something with not transferring over as a cashier so I didn't get cashier pay (despite me doing both jobs)

there's probably more bullshit than that, but fuck that was the worst job I ever had in my life. I just called in before my shift and said "I can't do this. I quit."

>>18700955
Don't worry goy, cash will be banned soon. You're going to love your new biochip almost as much as your social credit score!

>>18705697
We're not that kind of restaurant, it's strictly takeout only at the moment.

>>18707132
I work at grocery store and this is unironically happening tomorrow. Only two registers will have cash/change.

>>18701911
your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>18700635
what an asshole you are. maybe he wanted the coins. maybe he didn't wanna be a no-coiner, like you not buying ARPA or something.

>>18702653
Kek

>>18701911
oh

>>18701911
Prick

>worked at gas station for two years
>after the gas station got bought out by a new company for the second time in those two years i decided to quit because retail is a dead end mind crushing painful terrible job for only $11,000 a year net
>put my two weeks notice in by writing a professionally worded letter and leaving it on the managers desk
>despite the professional wording of the letter i wrote the letter in blue crayon
>still signed the letter with a pen so they would know i was trolling them
>manager didnt like my "unprofessional" letter
>coworkers loved the letter
>assistant manager informs me that all two week notice letters have to be filed in the company records to prove that i ended my employment
>my professionally worded two weeks notice letter written in blue crayon is forever imortalized in the company records
>lol
>got better job that isnt retail

>>18707012
did you seriously draw a little picture about you cart pushing job at albertsons? how autistic are you lol

>>18700635
today you found out you have autism

>>18701911
Is this a toms diner rip of

>>18700635
false
stupid change raing scam larp

>>18705697
Shut up faggot, it says OPEN till 9, not OPEN to 845. We’ve all worked those jobs so shit up and stop bitching.

>>18700889
you fucking newfags new to lurk more

Fuck millennials for ruining this once great country we could be exploring the stars but yall decided to not get jobs and instead import niggers by the tens of millions because you crave diversity. Fuck you every last millennial shitbag

>>18700635
>I grab his little bag and start to pull out coins
Get your hands off my coins and gIve me my motherucking change, little boy.

>>18700635
If that actually happened you are one dense mfer OP

>>18700635
>be me
>working
lmao

>>18700635
Male customer here.
I always hand over a 20 or 50, plus enough pennies to let the cashier give me back bills. Cashiers always happy.

Female customers either waste a lot of time to grab enough coins, making everyone else uselessly waiting, or do the same of the $5 man mentioned by OP.

Fun fact, Japanese cashiers will always smile at you no matter how many bills you pay. Also, it's a cash society - credit cards are rarely used.

>>18700635
>be nonessential
>work from home
>wake up at 9am
>check email
>nothing to do. take nap
>1pm wake up
>slept through a call oops
>shower
>do something on computer
>dial into meeting nothing to do
>quitting time
>get high, fap, sleep
>repeat

>>18700635
>work in a cafe in town cetre
>it is rather small, 4 tables on the ground floor, about 10 on the first floor
>come Sunday, we are packed to the full, not even one place free
>parents with 2 bratty kids come in
>tell them politely that there are no free tables right now, so they can wait here untill something frees up
>no way there is no place upstairs, I will go check
>go ahead sir
>fucker goes upstairs and starts to look around
>upstairs there are about 2 tables per spot, but they are rather small
>he fucking gathers 2 tables from 2 spots, not even asking if it's alright
>he gets his family to go with him and they sit on the fucking floor
>I get up to him and explain that such thing is impossible and we won't serve him anything, because it is not even a registered table
>whole family starts arguing that they want to order and they wil it it HERE on the FLOOR
>after some talking I get them to go out
>they brag all the way out saying stuff like "IT IS ABSURD, WE GOT A TABLE AND YOU ARE THROWING US OUT
honestly, if there are no tables left just go somewhere else ffs