/biz/ - Business & Finance

just bought some BTC

>>18678254
Who needs a vaccine if you have Galidesivir?

>>18678254
Mushrooms are the future, dude.

>>18678357
I wish they were my future, I don't feel like hitting my plug up because he works at an airport.

You think it'll be legalized soon? Are there even any companies that want to get in on that?

>>18678283
>Instantly dumps 0.60%
Anon.. I..

>the price of healing rings has crashed
I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>>18678357

>>18678419
bro I just bought the dip
I'm going to sell all of these healing rings in July when the price recovers
free money :3

Made 1600 last week. I wanna put it on something to try out something new. What a good stock to run the wheel on for 1600 funny money?

>>18678463
TSLA puts or calls
The most shitcoin of shitcoin stocks

Okay but where is the real estate market crash I was promised?

>>18678463
CARR

>>18678488
I don't have enough money to afford 100 TSLA stocks. If I did I wouldn't be playing this game.

>>18678424
$0.02 stock, ave volume around 10k

>>18678537
Options nigga

anyone bought Draft Kings ipo?

>>18678512
Residential real estate has been saved. The prices will now increase tenfold. thank a boomer

Who here /goingballstothewallwhenoilcrashesattheendofthecontracts/

>>18678549
My broker is TD Ameritrade, only lets me do options in packs of 100

>>18678357
>giant fly/anteater/human hybrid with push knives for hands
>this will save the mental health system!
>what could possibly go wrong?
That shit's going to turn all the normies into schizos.

>>18678580
Oil will never drop a single cent ever again.

>>18678580
futures have initial margin 8k, i believe there are maybe only two /biz/raelis that have that kind of money

>>18678512
The elite are just buying out real estate to prevent a crash. Same thing that’s been happening in London for ages, prices have been driven up by people buying RE as an “investment”. The number of empty residential spaces in this fucking city is ridiculous but since they’re all owned by some Saudi or chink fucker, no one can use them.

>>18678512
Government will do anything for boomies, the rich and the welfare dregs. The millennial should be happy to be the donkey of the nation. Here, have some inflation to go with that debt.

>>18678283
only person in this thread who is GMI

>>18676051
Fate Grand Order (Fate Series from type-moon)

What’s the Best under $25 with divvy?

>>18678537
You wouldn't try to make money if you had 72k?

>>18678606
It’s going negative in May, just you watch :^)

>>18678612
Most people in this thread have more than 10k bro, a good amount of people more than 50k.

>>18678618
This. This is why Jersey is basically mini countries like Jersey-Citistan, and Fort LeeChang, and so forth.

>>18678595
choice between normies and schizos, I don't mind some more schizos 2bh
the problem is that a lot of drugs like that turn people really soft, they became empathetic and optimistic to a fault

>>18678254
yes vaccines for coronas are nearly impossible to create with current medical technology, and the ones that used will be potentially very
dangerous for risk groups. herd immunity will take long to achieve especially if schools are closed. antivirals best bet and higher temperature and humidity kills viruses too.

>>18678618
that is simply because they are taking money out of their home land to 'safer' areas they are noit trying to make profits really, they just try
avoid losing it all. china is still very risky to invest even for locals. same with vancouver, west coast etc.

>>18678618
I have had an empty property next to me for 4 years. Some Asian sitting on it.

>>18678621
inflation is good for debtors

>>18678512
Gotta wait until next year. In the US, government is being jewish and helping the slumlords survive. In Canada, the mafia is propping up the real estate market and despite more than 50-70% reduction in sale volume, nobody's reducing prices anywhere in the fucking country, with experts predicting a mere 5% dip maximum.

>>18678635
I've made a decent amount of money buying and selling Tesla. But Options on Tesla scare me. Could easily get btfo.

>>18678682
Congrats on your extra chromosomes, bro.

>>18678679
Fuck off Chang, I don’t give a shit what your excuse is. You’ve priced young Britons out of the housing market pretty much permanently. It’d be cheaper for me to go to America, get citizenship, but a decent sized house, and move there permanently than it would be for me to find a 2 bed flat in my home city.
Foreign property purchases should be illegal.

>>18678254
yes vaccines for coronas are nearly impossible to create with current medical technology, and the ones that used will be potentially very
dangerous for risk groups. herd immunity will take long to achieve especially if schools are closed. antivirals best bet and higher temperature and humidity kills viruses too.

>>18678659
most real property bubbles are foreigners búying, not locals. it's the same in usa, canada and some euro capitals

>>18678730
Has nothing to do with medical technology and everything to do with biology. Biologists are, in a word, retarded, and their science amounts to 'solving medicine through photoshop'. That's why they need quants to fix their shit, but since quants are being treated as a 2-for-1 cheapo deal, they're not attracting enough of them to get actual results quite yet.

>>18678612
Nuh uh, I’m buying $1m worth of oil at -100 and selling it for 250k when it hits -25 and nothing can stop me.
I will be rich.

>>18678754
in some small defense of biologists not all are dumb, i switched out of it in favor of physics because biological research has ZERO predictive power--it's pretty much blind assay's hoping to find a marker or an antibody tag that works. That and biologists don't know how to interpret their own results most of the time because statistics is hard. The research equipment manufacturers are the real winners

>>18677809
I want to make money to afford my time, fuck slaving years for someone else. I started trading around January and I'm making good progress despite the pandemic, fortunately I browse /pol/ from time to time to get a heads up in events so I was able to pull out my longer term positions.

>>18678730
>most real property bubbles are foreigners búying, not locals. it's the same in usa, canada and some euro capitals

What's funny is from what I've noticed, the foreign buyers are probably the biggest discriminators for housing. They want tenants that look like them or are white. They won't rent to blacks for fear their white tenants will leave. But whitey will always take the blame.

>>18678805
>switched to physics
Ah, I hope you enjoy getting drowned out by
>zhang et al.

Does anyone here really thinks that we have reached the bottom?

Jewish money is leaving the market. Follow the money!

>>18678855
im sure march 20th was the bottom

>>18678869

>>18678594
1 option contract is 100 underlaying stocks

>>18678877
It could have been but it doesn't mean we don't retest it again and then crab for a few months at least. People buying right now are delusional, in just two weeks we will probably be way lower.

>>18678869
what is this?

>>18678805
It's not really that they're dumb (though many are, as a result of the main reason why biology as a field is borked, namely:) but rather that biology is very inscrutable from a qualitative perspective, yet at the same time, generalities can easily appear correct on the small scale. Additionally it's very expensive and slow to collect samples and to experiment in most cases, which both hampers efforts to add more quant (this is increasingly untrue thanks to high-throughput methods becoming better, cheaper, more common, and relevant data being collected, stored and shared better) and makes it harder to disprove qualitative results. Thus there's bad culture of just eyeballing everything because for a long time it's been the best that was really possible, and this attracts bad people who can just fake results to get what they want ("solve X by photoshop"). They'll get published and even if it turns out their results are a lie, virtually nobody will ever know because there are so any things that could possibly go wrong in, say, a drug discovery pipeline, that you never really know who, if anyone, was lying (could also just be nobody's lying but not enough data made the hypotheses low-powered).
A lot of the shit happening is no better than random because of this.

>>18678805
Fuck, should've read your post before replying, would've saved me a lot of typing. You already know what I said.

>>18678595
you sound like you know what you're talking about
>t.sarcasm
>>18678424
way more tickets with higher volume and better fundamentals
>>18678407
Already decriminalized in Denver, Colorado, Oakland, California, and Santa Cruz, California. This opens up the testing. The testing will show the benefits. The benefits will sell. The stock will rise.

>>18678855
No idea, I hope not. Going straight down and straight up in just 3-4 months doesn't make fucking sense and we would probably end up having another crash just 1-2 years from now if we recover in a v-shape just like in 2018

I'm out when I'm up. See you at the next bottom when you faggots are all posting your pink wojacks. That's when I'll make my next profit.

>>18679118
Is nice to have a confirmation.

>>18678869
44 is 90% percentile.

>>18679011
Investing with cheat codes on.

>>18678877
There's 5375 earnings reports pending through Apr., most of those are going to show prodigious amounts of hurt. There's 14000 going through May.

This isn't even close to over. The S&P and NDX are both being held up by megacaps that have consolidated massive amounts of wealth. When those start to flounder the indexes are going to move with them, and it's not going to take much.

>>18678407
are you CAD or USD?
I have a few sources on the clearweb if you're comfortable ordering from them.

I'm bored to death right now... what are you guys doing on the weekends like these?

Can't wait to get my trailer and never deal with another human being again. Might even make meth for personal consumption

>>18679474
Finishing my short sale volume scrapper

>>18679525
>short sale volume scrapper

>>18679547
I wish

>>18679474
Having lots of sex before the upcoming crash.
Making my deposits

>>18679474
i just got back from a ride on my electric bike. it was fun

>>18679474
go out fishing on my boat, hiking, biking, etc

>>18678805
The only research scientists worth their salt are MDs with actual clinical experience.

>>18679258
Intel and Google have announced, loses in Q1 and expect loses in Q2 & Q3. Their stock just made a small dip and bounced back right after. I don't thing that these reports will bring the indexes down that much

>>18679474
Looking at charts, getting to mythic using a homebrewed deck in MTGA, gonna play Maid and Spell with some friends tonight and try not to drink or vape. Oh, and I might stop being a lazy retard and practice my Japanese.

>>18678869
My SDS babies are going to bloom into beautiful flowers this week, yay!

r8 my porty (In order of size of positions)

MGM
KO
CCL
MSFT
DKNG
ATVI
GDXJ

>>18679258
Lmao that image. We’re fucked.

>>18679677
>KO
Very limited upside. Dividends are negligible.
>MSFT
ok
>dkng
Lmao
>atvi
Why not buy ESPO? It’s major holdings are the major vidya companies
>the rest
Dump them

>>18679642
INTC and GOOG aren't the culprits, in fact they're both still negative YTD. NFLX, AMD, AMZN, NVDA, MSFT, EA, ATVI, TTWO are all massively outperforming the whole market. NFLX and AMZN both reversed their performance and are now outperforming the S&P and NYA.

The vast majority of the S&P hasn't recovered, and a lot of stocks are pushing new ATHs in a record-setting awful economy. I can't imagine anybody projecting this is a good entry.

When is the real dump coming?

Top positions out of 14 total in terms of share count:

MRO - 748 (w/more a coming if a dippy happens)
T - 50
SWPPX - 32
SWTSX - 30
GE - 40

>>18679677
Only good ones are KO and MSFT. You can do better

>>18679740
Stock market wont dump. There could be death and famine in the streets all over the US but TSLA will still hit $1500.

>>18679740
Soon, all the bears have been wrecked and the tutes are well positioned for the next leg down. If it doesn’t happen this week then my best guess is late May, early June.
>t. Knower

>>18679474
>sleep too late
>exercise and watch a movie (today is Class of Nuke Em' High III)
>shitpost on a couple boards over breakfast
>reading books about music and divination
>vidya later in the day

Now if I could just wake up for market open and get my day trading shit together I'd be living the dream.

https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1254026760129114117

Uhhhhh bullbros????

>>18679708
You know what? I will buy ESPO. I like that idea. I bought ATVI at 58 so I'm boutta exit that position, hoping for 70 this month. And talk shit about KO at your own risk

Sorry to hijack this thread which isn't even related to crypto, but how does one avoid paying taxes on cryptos? If I sell and take out the cash to my bank account I'm gonna have to pay taxes, maybe I can take out the money to PayPal or something and use it to buy gift cards which I later refund to my regular account...?

>>18679754
God damn T guy you’re crazy. Thoughts on MPC?

>>18679805
Just trade it for cash

>>18679816
Not him but I like MPC more than I like MRO personally. They've done me good so far, though I don't see them as too long-term-oriented.

>>18679797
This the same Chinese Health Organisation that said there was no human-to-human transmission of COVID-19?

I'll wait until someone reliable confirms it, thanks.

>>18679804
Kek I shilled KO here a lot before the crash, I miss KO posting.

I really like ESPO, it’s been good to me. They even hold CDPR which is neat.

>>18679816
Well supposedly they're gonna spin off the speedway into it's own company so you'd get those shares for free to do whatever with.

>>18679804
Also if you want to compare, GAMR is another vidya ETF but they have a lot more holdings and some of them are weird Chinese shit I don’t trust.

>>18679797
Based on what? They're just trying to cover china's ass after they burned and killed half of wuhan, rushed a reopening, and are pretending now that they're getting reinfections rather than having tried and failed to hide the truth about their situation and truly being at the peak right now.

>>18679816
I don't plan to hold a large MRO stake long term, just long enough for the stock price to hit 12-13 again (winter) then sell the bulk of it.

>>18679805
You cryptoniggers are so the same, "How can I break the law legally?" Honestly, KYS. And you're fucking retarded if you think the IRS doesn't have tools to track crypto trades.

>>18679797
that's trash. if you had "no immunity" you wouldn't be able to fight it off in the first place and it would have 100% mortality. not saying there's no possibility of contracting a mutated strain but even that will share enough similarities in most cases to be still semi or fully immune.

also immunity isn't like a perfect 100% filter, if an immune patient is exposed to a large dose of virus they will be a carrier for a short while the immune system takes care of the flare up, but it will be asymptomatic and doesn't pose any risk to the patient. sure this means it can spread but it's going to spread anyway unless we cut all human interaction on the planet for 4 straight weeks. all this fear mongering is so fucking stupid

>>18679914
I don't primarily trade crypto you fuckwit. I see crypto the same way I see gambling, a hobby that I shouldn't have but allows me to get my impulsive behaviour out of the system.
Most of my money are on the stock market.

>>18678653
>Most people in this thread have more than 10k bro, a good amount of people more than 50k
Good one

>>18678254
What happened to the oil? did somebody managed to make money from it?

>>18679987
$50k here.

>>18679942
>mutated strains
>bio weapon
There could be so much shit. Right now we literally know nothing about this virus. Maybe a meme, maybe a nothingburger. Who really knows at this point and who really cares.

>>18679987
I have 80k (down from 120k), but I'm keeping 30k on the sides for safety and only using the remaining 50k for stocks.

>>18679987
I have 13k

>>18679987
tfw 20k poorfag. I only play with 3k.

>>18680025
1 gajillion here

>>18679888
Based on cases which are tested multiple times positive after EVEN 60-90 day of being tested negative. As easy as that.

Relieable? Maybe, maybe not.

$100k here poorfags

>>18680071
>based on literal made up bullshit
That's what I thought, thanks for confirming.
>hey guys we have a 70% false negative test, clearly if someone tests negative exactly once that means they're not infected!
>What? Someone tested positive? Just keep testing until it turns negative and send him home!
>What do you mean he got sick after going home? REINFECTION NOT OUR FAULT

How do you make money without a job?

>>18679987
My S+S is at 15k down from 18k and i've got 50k in cash ready for the real dump.

>>18679987
20k here, was 40k

>>18679849
Yeah I like that they have insulation to this whole thing, also a nice divvy and that retail section.

>>18679913
Careful with that thinking T bro, you had the same with ONTX and AMRN, counting your chickens before they hatch, it’s likely that they don’t get back to 12-13 for a couple years, they’re taking on debt and that’s gonna hurt their valuation. Also buybacks are probably cancelled for the moment.

>>18679987
E-trade I've got 11,114 (Used to be a bit higher;the shit ONTX claimed 744). My 401k is significantly higher cause it's been working since 2005.. Plus there's the green laying in the bank.

So, I'm down from 19k to 100$, but I believe that we'll dump.

Should I drop 2k usd to June/July 240 puts?

>I'm down from 19k to 100$

the fuck?

>>18680127
Don't bother earlier than september desu senpai, and also don't do it anyway since you clearly have no idea what you're doing.

>>18680168
were you literally 100% in restaurants buddy?

I'm still fucking pissed about yesterday. Fucking market sell orders man.

>>18680168
Options are a hell of a drug.

>>18680116
I know but the risk/reward is more tilted in MRO's favor way more than some penny stock (ONTX) or a drug company that has to jump through the FDA hoops (AMRN). But I can't knock AMRN, I came out ahead on that deal so that's all that matters.

>>18680127
>>18680168
>I lost 18,900 playing SPY puts
You think the answer is more puts? How the fuck do you allow yourself to lose that much money.

>>18678594
STOP TRADING AND LEARN TO READ A BOOK

How do I make meth

>>18680093
So you are implying we cannot trust a single test and therefore we can overthrow every single statistic? makes sense, i am more leaning towards your interpretation.

>>18679687
I tried to decipher it, but the white line has no legend

>>18678254
>effective vaccine confirmed impossible
Amazing. MBAnuses pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and earned their GED's.

>>18680197
I've seen what it's like for heroin junkies man. It's so hard to quit options after that first 500% gain. Even when that's one of the only wins I ever had lmao. One day I'll be less retardo and get to your guy's level.

>>18679474
training my ai
and you should too

>>18680249
its amzn, which you could determine by context (stock that grew massively vs indices), or by the legend, which has white numbers for the share price vs nya which is green and corresponds to the green line

>>18679805
>Hold your bitcoins for over a year
>Get married
>File jointly next year
>Pay 0% taxes when withdrawing under $80k

That's literally it when it comes to 0%. Or you could get rich, get other rich friends, use their contacts to store and wash your wealth in off-shore tax safe havens

>>18680232
rPCR-based tests are notoriously unreliable even for older sequences that we are confident about, let alone for corona-chan. The accuracy of rPCR is extremely sensitive to the primer (not just its quality but also its specific choice, both due to sensitivity and specificity). Previous results suggest a false positive rate of up to 20% with a false negative rate of up to 70% for current tests (again, depending on primer), but no lower than 40% false negative rates.
Ab tests are significantly more reliable but still leave room for error. If it were reported that someone who had the Abs went symptomatic, I would be leaning toward trusting such a report. As for a report about asymptomatic carriers with prior Ab tests being positive, that would be, as someone else mentioned, nothing special.

>>18680213
Sides if it takes a bit longer, oh well, they pay out a divvy (they've said they'd keep it even with the virus/oil situation going on). So it'd only benefit me.

oh god i think im gonna coom

>>18680197
F.
I'm feeling some of the pressure he was baring.
Fucking clique-y cunts at work do nothing while whf besides throwing people under the bus.

>>18680292
Kek, that's another fringe benefit to getting married, a higher tax refund and a higher tax ceiling limit before your pushed into a higher bracket. Combined we'd have to clear 80k before the tax bite would be worse.

>>18679978
You've made my point. Cryptoniggers are degenerates. Also, you expect me to be dumb enough to think you avoid taxes on crypto but totally are honest in all your other taxes? Come on now. You want to avoid taxes? Buy shit using crypto earned/bought off a foreign exchange. Then just don't report it.
Now that's over, what stocks we buying this week?

Some clarifications.

Humidity/heat has multiple effects. One thing is the competitions of bacteria and virus. Heat and humidity is what bacteria love. Mucus in the human is also improved which makes infection harder.

Its not simply a binary is the virus dead question. The nonlinear effects of competition, mucus, and viral load causing severity all impact it.

As ive said.months ago

There are deeper issues for those on the path such as the true meaning of the virus - a test on suffering.

The other issue is innate immunity which many people have. The innate immune system in healthy people can handle it fine and hence many young wont even ned antibodies.

Do you have any references?

>>18680375
Then now you've got where the Govt is giving out money like candy. Hell we got 2400 in free money last week. With maybe more on the way, I hope.

>>18680420
I pooped on the desk of my last employer. Call him and put him on loud speaker.

>>18680299
>>18680213
Yeah, just be careful with it. Good luck.

Bought 100 shares of CARR.

>>18680420
https://scholar.google.com/scholar_lookup?author=R+Eccles&title=An+explanation+for+the+seasonality+of+acute+upper+respiratory+tract+viral+infections&publication_year=2002&journal=Acta+Otolaryngol.&volume=122&pages=183-191
https://erj.ersjournals.com/content/1/9/852?ijkey=c3743e1bb62788be5da585aace93854b37480145&keytype2=tf_ipsecsha

>>18680358
I'd really like to fuck her ass while she berates me and threatens to throw me in the gulag

So how about you use DCA with a slight modification.
Instead of spending say 1k USD every month on a fixed rate you spend 1K buying stocks of the most important financial instruments every time it dips 10 or more percent (looking at the performance since last month)?

>>18680515
The dry and cold effect on seasonality is partly because of mucus effects. Its not entirely because of warmth killling the virus.

Very important to understand that its bacterial competition, increased mucus capability, and the ambientdeath of virus.they evolved to optimizen for winter spread. So their tradeofs are for that environment.

The death of virus at high temps is a smaller factor than people think

>>18678254
How do I short the West?

>>18680230
bleach + ammonia

>>18680568
Aka

Its multiple factors. Vit d3 immune boost, mucus improvements, bacterial competitions, humidity effecting travel in air, more sunlight etc etc

These effects multiply. the humidifiers in a subway boost multiple defenses

>>18678594
lol
>>>/investopedia.com/

>>18680224
Because I've done retarded mistakes

>>18678621

if you're in debt then inflation gets rid of the debt for you. You don't have to pay shit.

>>18680571
Just stay away from smb thats western based.

>>18679987

I have 5.6k in savings and 9k in the stock market.

>>18680620
Some of the mistakes I've done so far -
* Being too greedy
* Gambling with all my money
* Not understanding what I'm using
* Thinking things can go down up/down in a straight line
* Not keeping profits

At least I learn from my expensive mistakes, so meh

>>18680571
buy real estate in a majority white area and not in a liberal hellhole like California or New York. They'll be the worst off.

>>18680483
Thanks. Oh I plan to be careful. I'm done with penny stocks and up and up and coming drug stocks in general. I ended up making more than I lost which is all that maters but still.

>>18679987
I have 48k in stocks and over 40k in cash. I think he may be right

>>18679987
after the next drop I'll have just under $10k

yolo

>>18678869
How do you know what that chart even means?

>>18678254
Brokers txt doesn't say much about euro brokers. Is there anything like thinkorswim or tastyworks in the UK?

>>18678869
explain what the lines mean

RIGHT NOW

>>18680684
Why so much cash. I dont understand cash hoarders. You know inflation is going up after all this new debt right. With pension debt, fed deficit etc they are going to be taking inflation so high after this to compensate

Pe multiples will be ath because of this.

>>18680734
https://squeezemetrics.com/download/white_paper.pdf
https://squeezemetrics.com

>>18680768
no, just tell me what the lines mean

>>18678463
AEM WPM

>>18678570
low IQ r*dditors who don't realize it was priced in since last summer did. also not an IPO

>>18680737
I intend to use it for rental property, just trying to find a good time to buy

>>18680737
Well to take advantage of market dumps like what's happening now and in case life just tosses you under a buss. Last winter our furnace blew. Now I could've just put the cost of it on my credit card. But I didn't. I paid the nut in full. So we got new furnace, stayed toasty warm and I screwed the credit company outta fees.

send me your frogs

Californians / ny / nj people staying when taxes will go sky high... They thought it was bad before.

All blue states will open up a month late for political reasons. Their taxes and economic damage will be double red states after this.

Why do people not think? Why?

>>18680825

>>18680825

>>18680833
The left is runing pure scare tactics to own right on reopening because of political reasons. Yet, this is going to decimate left states economy and deficits which already suck.

Its so fucking stupid of them to push ultimate fear like this. Opening a month later is exponentially more economic harm. Every day is much more harm.

>>18680737
Literally 70% of my portfolio money is sitting in cash right now. And the hyperinflation meme got you hard right? We are currently in a short term deflation phase because nobody was / will be able to spend money like they used to.

FED money is never hitting circulation, learn how QE works.

Bros what’s gonna happen this week

>>18680819
Just invest till then and pull it out.

>>18680899
I'm probably going to shitpost a lot

maybe I'll circulate more Mayli stuff because her dad died.

>>18680898
The debt in country is a forcing function for inflation. Interest rates set pe multiple.

Short term deflation will end.

>>18680667
new york yes but california city planning is generally wide and they have massive agricultural potential to prop up their economy and keep their people fed so I really doubt they are going to get hit hard

>>18680899
please man ... nobody fucking knows. more earnings will come out but as far as price movement, nobody knows

>>18680899
Well, BA and GE release numbers this week after we already know industrials are fucked, southwest releases number when airlines are fucked, unemployment numbers will likely still be over 4 million, not to mention Boeing falling is what crashed the markets to begin with, it's obviously going to moon to over 30K on the Dow and 3500 on the S&P

>>18680931
nevermind, thought you were talking about the effects of the pandemic. I'm a retard so ignore me.

>>18680931
their taxes are horrible and their demographics are becoming more hispanic.

A long term investment is to not live there.

>>18680899
Oil stoxxx up 10% EOW

>PSX
>TOT
>COP
>EPD
>FANG
>MUR
>EOG

>>18680931
Agri is a small %

Its because california attracts ego. Hwood celebs and overpriced toast for narcissistic supply

>>18679861
The WHO never said that there is no human-to-human transmission, illiterate barinlet.

>>18680777
>>18680768
imagine being a faggy little pajeet incel and you have some programming skills so you made a retarded website that draws lines based on retarded calculations. now you think maybe if the dumb incels at biz will like your site then you might finally get rich and get a new cow for your family

>>18681003
The who said healthcare workers got the virus at home and not at hospitals.

Hey noob here. Where do I start? Do you guys have a list of recommended books?

>>18679888
Do you know what the scientific method is?

>>18681031
send me $10 via paypal

>>18679987
100k € cash
T. europoor

Theres no evidence those antibodies for the virus we detect in peoples blood do anything to the virus they fought off earlier - who

>>18681035
Yes. Meanwhile all you are is a little inbred redd!tard who "FUCKING LOVES SCIENCE" but not when it doesn't fit your political agenda of course. Then again, what IS science? You don't know, nor do you care. But hey, bill gates -- the most famous doctor and scientist to ever live -- said something on TV, and you know bill gates. Fuck, you sure do LOVE science.

>>18681075
don't stop please. Keep up the good work

>>18680768
ok so basically the chart is dark pool movement which can semi-accurately predict large spikes and drops before they actually happen?

I've been looking at the chart for a bit and it seems that if the previous movement holds accurate, we are in for a HUGE leg down this week.

When someone says no evidence they are saying we need a 10 year study into something obvious.

No evidence ppe protects from the virus
No evidence immune boosters help your immune system with the virus

People bringing up worst case shit like reinfection causing immediate death though get the benefit.

Doomers and people saying antibodies dont do anything are so fucking dumb incl u ding the morons at who and cdc

>>18681022
Source or bullshit

>>18681073
Based fudders gonna help us crash again next week, I fucking love them

>>18680887
4D chess, they want to crash the economy to prevent Trump's reelection

>>18678606
Sure puppy.

>>18678640
God I hope so.

>>18681074
What's the scientific method?

>>18680400
>There are deeper issues for those on the path such as the true meaning of the virus - a test on suffering.
what did you mean by this

>>18681124
https://twitter.com/DrTedros/status/1248716382159724545

are you happy? What did the source change?

Your biases still exist. You will paper over it and continue on because being proven wrong effects your ego too much.

You'll probably even keep posting new evidence from WHO that maybe antibodies don't do anything and are in our bodies for fun and giggles.

>>18680389
>what stocks we buying this week?

3X inverse ETFs my fren

>>18681007
I'm not behind the site, not even the one who shills it.

>>18681102
Yup, DIX measures buying pressure and GEX measures potential volatility in a sense. Very interesting stuff, I have to thank that chart anon who brought it to us.

>>18681172
The true vector of the virus is lesson in suffering. It's a test.

Like will you wear masks in public. Will your society respond in the right ways. How will you get by staying home. Will you use hot/cold therapy? Will you change the temperature and humidity of air conditioned spaces?

All of these are testing your ability to handle suffering. It's like obesity or something else. A test of you.

This is for the deeper interpretation of what this "game" is.

>>18681119
True, "no clear evidence" means there needs to be more studies before confirmation.

>>18681222
No, faggot, it's a virus accidentally released from a poorly managed chink lab. You could say it represents metaphysical things but it is not a literal test. If you don't go to public areas, you don't have to wear a mask, or stay at home, or turn off the air conditioning.

>>18681222
Ohhhh I remember you you're the one who wants hot subways and shit.

>>18681222
got it. what country are you in, just curious? here in amerizog, most brainwashed coastie shitlibs parrot the "save masks for health care workers" and "shelter in place" soundbytes they learn from CNN. it's a test of obedience.

the most disobedient are still the zoomers and millenials going to the beaches, and of course the anti-shitlibs. huntington beach was packed yesterday. same will happen today.

>>18681272
Not anymore. It's too late now. Humidifiers + heat on subways, but it's well past that time now. My focus is back on AI.

>>18681218
I'm all in on TVIX. That's only about ~3k or about 12 shares. If what you say is true, I might end up with ~9k.

This will be a great moment for me.

>>18681300
But then you have to take out most of the gains and put them in extremely stable stuff. If you keep making plays like that you will just erase any progress you made.

>>18681272
assuming the virus is real, viruses hate humidity. one of the most humid countries in SEasia is vietnam and they have very low numbers.

>b-but what about italy innit humid there?

italy is a special cause, the virus could have been highly powerful in italy because italians got some weird flu shot that probably decimated their immunity systems. keep in mind israel hates italy, italy is seen as the remnant of rome and rome sacked the jews precious temple. italy also has tons of chink foreign workers.

>>18681215
based sqqq bagholder

I've entered all of my trades into a sql database so I can make my own position reports. When determining P&L the cost basis for positions resets when the position is closed, correct? An example: I buy 5 shares of ASDF at 10, then sell 5 shares at 12. If I buy 5 shares of ASDF at a later date for 9 the cost basis per share would be 9 due to the previous position being fully closed, correct?

>>18681323
Oh I know. I'm not interested in going crazy all the time. You can't do a lot with just 3k. When you get to 10k, a simple 1% return is 100. Compare that to 1% return of 3k @ 30 dollars.

I just want 1 yolo play so I can play less risky with more profit.

>>18681187
Sounds counterintuitive that healthcare workers get infected at home and in their community when you hear news about many health care workers dying. Had to read the study to be able to believe that. Maybe the study is faulty.

>>18681218
So you saying that my 5/1 240 SPY puts might actually be saved? God bless you

If the Bog theory is correct, DJIA will crab between 22500 and 24500 until 05/29.

>src. pic related

>>18679474
>just finished cutting down 3 black walnut trees (they're an asshole invasive species with thorns and shit) with my dad, chopping them up and loading them into the pickup truck to take to the dump
>back in my room in my underwear, sweaty but satisfied
>thermos of coffee already ready to go
>loading up a bowl of dank weed in my vape
>gonna play some more Hades, up to around heat level 10 on average, always take the randomized weapon choice (the one that gives you more darkness)
>later tonight will work on figuring out how to make ToS do backtesting automatically for me, mostly want to experiment with different risk:reward profiles
>looking like im going to be out of work for at least a couple more months, but im getting more money from unemployment and on top of that i get day trading money

feels good. some anon mentioned MTGA, part of me wants to dump a couple hundred bucks into it and start up again but i hate how metagame-heavy it gets. Winota decks in particular right now are fucking stupid and so i kinda want to just keep watching Day[9] play instead of playing myself, idk lads.

Do all the schizos cone out on the weekend or what?

>>18681339
h-how'd you know?

>>18681386
There is a nonzero chance all positive drug studies have been sealed until late April / early May for political reasons.

In this case the elite strategy is to backload all positive studies at once as they begin re-opening. They felt it was better to hold them back until lockdown was ready to begin lifting.

This is why the french health minister who promised trial results by the end of a week a while back never delivered.

So if you want to fight an avalanche of good news into re-open have fun. Just know it's a nonzero chance this has been happening.

>>18681416
I mentioned it, Day9 is a huge faggot so I would suggest you shouldn't play the game because then I'll have to go up against your retard flash deck while I'm trying to crawl up diamond.

>>18681386
i always find it strange when i see you guys losing like $1k or worse on these big options bets, meanwhile im here making tens of $20 trades every day and staying profitable most days. i feel like many of you would be better served by taking a greater number of smaller trades instead of putting all of your eggs into one basket with single big trades.

>>18680275
based autist

>>18681440
so what are you saying? the government got everyone to hold back any good news they have so they can release all the good news at once when the country re-opens to make people more optimistic? if so how do i profit from this?

Bought intc calls 67 05/15
Did I fuck up or will I make it , got 25 contracts

>>18681478
That's my working theory but it's a hunch.

https://www.cnn.com/world/live-news/coronavirus-outbreak-03-30-20-intl-hnk/h_ab61082c8354858ceee7ed6cb51865fa

6:47 a.m. ET, March 30, 2020
First coronavirus treatment test results due at end of week, says French minister
From Ya Chun Wang and Benjamin Berteau in Paris

The first test results for various coronavirus treatments will be made available later this week, the French Minister of Research Frédérique Vidal said Monday.

The clinical trials of four possible treatments began a week ago, and involve more than 3,000 volunteers across Europe.

According to France’s National Institute of Health and Medical Research (INSERM), the trials are analyzing the efficacy and tolerance of therapeutic options for patients within a controlled timeframe.

The four treatments being tested are:
Remdesivir, which was used to treat Ebola
Lopinavir-Ritonavir, known as an anti-HIV treatment
Hydroxychloroquine, known for treating malaria.
and interferon-beta.

>late march
>one week later?

Is Kimi dying priced in? How do I short NK?

>>18681497
now it's probably just horribly stupid journalists but there has been a ton of stuff with "results in just a few weeks" and then nothing.

we have been weeks from test results for multiple treatments for 2 months.

>>18681452
>retard flash deck

i don't even think Day9 has ever even played that shit, anon, idk what you're talking about or why you don't like him that much. i mean, in your defense he cried like a little bitch the other day on stream so he is a huge faggot in that regard, but he's still entertaining to watch and listen to while he plays magic.

also competitive magic doesn't matter, it's about the creative process of playing with all sorts of different decks and trying to make them work. it's really easy to just build a tier 1 deck or an anti-meta deck and climb to mythic super fast, it's not how good you are it's how good the deck is and how lucky you are. i say this as someone who has top 8'd at multiple regionals and PTQ events when i was a kid (over a decade ago)

>>18681440
Nothing is going to work until at least one year after the beginning of vaccine research because it can't physically possibly happen any faster. You can't throw money at this problem.

Whats an effective (hopefully easy) way to get exposure to SEA monkey stocks? I've been to flipland and thailand and i feel like these places will likely benefit from the shifts away from china

>>18681497
>Hydroxychloroquine, known for treating malaria.
>Remdesivir, which was used to treat Ebola
Already tested and failed on so many levels in multiple countries and multiple studies.
>GILD trial failed too
And you are telling us, they are waiting with positive news. Jesus, shizos are really out there.

>>18680777
Trips! When dix is below .45 Jews are selling massive amounts. It is not shown to the general public. Jews have special privileges. If it is above .45 Jews are buying. I found that if you take the derivative of the price with respect to the gex you get a good buy/sell indicator. I’m all in tvix.

>>18678254
SPY 300 MONDAY

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

BUY ALL THE OTM CALLS

>>18681501
Won't change shit

>>18681535
Just give me your money. At least you won't technically be ripped off because I didn't promise or imply anything in return.

>>18681453
I'm incorporating that into my strategy now, feels really good not having all my eggs in a basket. also having ~5 active trades means I can't micromanage and just need to stick with the stops I set.

>>18681561
did he die from coronavirus? please tell me he died of coronavirus.

TMZ is saying it, it MUST be true now!

>>18681535
https://www.ishares.com/us/products/etf-investments#!type=ishares&fr=43526&fc=43537%7C43769%7C43544%7C43568%7C43570%7C43571%7C43579%7C43582%7C43593%7C43606%7C43614%7C43617%7C43624%7C43628&fac=43511&fmkt=43524&view=keyFacts

>>18681579
I mean they weren’t wrong about kobe

>>18681494
Anybody?

>>18681517
Why was day9 fucking crying
I miss the sc2 days

>>18681497
Apart from the fact that news regarding several of these therapeutics has already been released, the main problem with this line of thinking is that it presumes a known date in the future at which point it will be safe to re-open. This is not the case, nor could it have conceivably been the case a month ago. There are too many unknowns to make this strategy effective. It would simply be more compelling to provide positive news ASAP so that you would increase motivation and desire to reopen sooner rather than later.

A-am I gonna make it bros?

>>18681545
A fellow TVIX chad I see.

>>18681517
tldr if you watch a basedboy normie stream his boring magic decks you should neck yourself. He was a faggot when he casted and I'm sure he's a faggot now.

>>18681579
>Is reportedly about to kick the bucket, or already has
So they just copied old rumors and people are re-posting the article again. Good to know

>>18681453
sorry I forgot to also include how I'm managing risk of each trade https://www.tradingheroes.com/forex-drawdown-calculator/

>>18681623
stress over coronachan situation i think? just go watch the VOD if you want.

>>18681646
it's just funny to watch how mad you are about it for some reason, like he fucked your sister or something. relax lol

BOW TO YOUR NEW LEADER

>>18681637
Do you understand USO? Because if you do the answer should be clear. No

>>18681682
Bros, I think I'm in love

>>18681681
That faggot fucked up dota matches by casting them, go burn normie

>>18681633
i like the part where they make it as hard as possible for native populations to have kids, so they don't have kids, so the answer is not to make it easier for them to have kids (financially) but to import spics instead. crazy.

I want a cheeseburger bros

>>18681682
big forehead girl.
I still don't know if I like it.

>>18681426
Because people are infamous losing money on it round these parts. Thats why..

I just look at that and the VIX to project when the market is going to tank.

Might buy if I see a crash in may

lol

>>18681697
>dota

LMAOOOOOOO and so the truth is revealed.

someone post the webm of the tall girl getting her temperature taken i want to simp

>>18681684
All I understand is I believe in USO. I have absolute faith and you're all gonna be sorry you didn't

>>18681697
Didn't know day9 ever casted doto

>>18681718
>Amazon stock tanking could literally set off breakers on it's own

>>18681718
S&P sectors are a meme

>>18681102
if buying pressure is down (dix) that is because jew money is waiting on earning until they buy.. doesn't mean it will go down next week. it means they didn't buy this week and because it didn't crash this week it means that if earnings are ok (wich they surely will) it will go to the moon

>>18681682
>yfw mandatory dick flattenings for all Nork men

>>18681764
Been saying this all week.

>>18681682
she looks like an asian Starbucks employee that I spent like an hour chatting with one time.

I haven't seen her in awhile. Last time I briefly stopped by she told me we had a really good talk.

The music is about to stop, bulls

>>18681774
gay

>>18681718
Bullish!... r-right?

>>18681782
The CHO is just trying to stoke fear to slow down the American economy, we're in full blown economic cold war with these insectoids.

>>18681770
i say it does not even matter what the earnings are if there are no bad news like a meteor hitting the earth a buying chain reaction will start

>>18681774
**asian version of a Starbucks employee

>>18681342
>is today yesterday?

>>18681782
Line go up

>>18681800
Yes.

>>18681440
Lol cope

>>18679987
My trading account is 65k and I have a home.
>t. 30yo boomer

>>18681774
>OMG GUYS I ACTUALLY TALKED A GIRL THIS ONE TIME

>>18681440
This is some of the dumbest shit I've ever read

Can someone explain to me why the virus/shutdown would cause the big boys of the S&P to crash? I’m bearish and think “it’s just a flu” is retarded, but I don’t see why the S&P specifically would be all that affected by shutdowns outside of people pulling their money out for liquidity.

>>18681782

the WHO twitter feed is how democrats define trump.

>>18681797
Stocks aren’t the economy goy!

>>18680358
>grandfather & father pin
>no brother
She murdered the Supreme Leader!

>>18681861
Yes.

German government is making plans to give every citizen who purchases an electronic car a €10,000 discount. Tesla will go up

>one thread for the entire day
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>18681868
>people pulling their money out for liquidity.
Ding ding ding. And it cascades from there.

>>18681740
You don't have a fucking clue, look up contango

>>18681868
>abnormally large unemployment (might peak at 20%) that hasn't been seen in awhile
>this snowballs into people missing mortgage, loan, and credit payments
>also people not buying as many goods or services
>banks make less profit, retail makes less profit
>banks stop making as many loans

basically growth reverses and so will stock prices.

>>18681740
Based, post your loss on it later.

>>18681888
Trips for weekend comfort

>>18681888
anon, it's saturday

>>18681740
faith alone wont make it work.

>>18681888
the casual nature of this is making me coom

I'm boooOOOOOOOOOOOoored

>>18681764
and it's propped up by normies investing in the next AMZN

>>18681797
sounds like SOMEONE has been watching a little too much Mad Money, eh?

>>18679987
every day until you like it.

>>18681912
>thinking stock prices are reflecting reality

>>18681884
Source

>>18681962
>All those LARPs & not a single screenshot, just like this thread
Its ok guys, i know its fun to pretend

>>18681944
Lookner is live in about 20mins,
We could try to see who can get the most offensive superchat on the air without him noticing.

>>18681971
>CSU boss Markus Söder wants to support the car industry with a top-up bonus for electric cars. Söder Focus Online said that an ecologically staggered innovation premium was needed that would run until the end of 2021. Even now there is up to 6,000 euros in premium for the purchase of an electric car, which Söder wants to increase. "This could be used to finance a 10,000 euro premium for high-quality ecological cars." In addition to the economic one, it could also send a climate policy signal.

>>18681440
I work at a major lab where at least two organizations are currently developing corona-related vaccines. I can confirm that there is in fact non-disclosure guidelines for these groups even inside the lab (I only know about them at all because my boss told us). This is partly for political reasons but mostly for things like avoiding leaks until they're far enough along that they can't be scooped. Thus, it is very possible that at this point, successful treatments exist, are known, and have been communicated to some governments, but that development and scaling of proper infrastructure for manufacture and delivery, along with legalese, is delaying any info reveal.

>>18681954
Cramer is about to start kicking Chinese ass.

>>18679987

>>18681814
then cost basis is 7$
>>18681342

New thread, guys

>>18682007
>>18682007
>>18682007

>>18681682
Looks like a cunt

>>18681718
Oh FUGGG
And given its current price, oof. Liquidating all my shit at 9:30 monday.

>>18681576
He died from being a glutton.

>>18681985
the main point im trying to get across here is that most people on /smg/ can't afford the $25k necessary to day trade stocks on a margin account. they complain about it frequently, that's all you really need to know for proof of how poor they are. a few anons have been trying to get more people to day trade because holding overnight carries an increased risk with it, and are constantly told "but muh 25k"

>>18681903
>>18681916
>>18681937
lots of negativity in here today. Sorry for your losses. Hopefully you guys have a better week like me

>>18679987
I got $1200 thanks to my boy Trump

>>18681963
>thinking stock prices will NEVER be affected by reality

>>18682411
they will.. golden times ahead you just can't see this now.

>>18681995
>Thus, it is very possible that at this point, successful treatments exist, are known,

I highly doubt it when there aren't even vaccines for viruses like AIDS, SARS, MERS, and Zika. You're basically saying a miracle might exist.

>>18681782
>believing chink proxy

>>18681888
oh no what ever will we do, oh wait it was like that for years lol!

>effective vaccine confirmed impossible
wot

>>18682471
I said treatment, not vaccine. I also didn't say a tested treatment having statistical support with no side-effects. What would happen if what promising things they're working on was leaked before such tests were completed, you think?

>>18681797
OK shizo bull

>>18681884
Nice will get a new car next year

>>18682001
T. ESTJ